#this video had me cackling

[beemo-clippin]

Etho's ringtone goes off during a CTM with Bdubs and Guude

TW: Second clip starts loud (after the ringtone ends)

Clipped from Etho's video, OOGE - Vinyl Fantasy II: Episode 18 and Episode 19

Transcription below cut:

*chiptune ringtone plays*

[Etho] Uh oh

[Bdubs] Woww

[Guude] Was that?

[Etho] I'm breaking stuff here, I can't deal with it

[Bdubs] Not me!

*ringtone continues*

[Etho] Shut up phone

[Guude] Where's that music coming from?

[Bdubs] It's his new theme song

[Guude] Is that your phone Etho?

[Etho] *chuckles* No

[Bdubs] Yes it is!

[Guude] Oh man!

[Bdubs] *mimics ringtone*

[Etho] I can't shut it off, I'm in the middle of something

[Bdubs] How long does your phone ring? ... Um

[Guude] *laughs*

[Etho] Okay, I'm in, I'm in. I can shut it off

*ringtone ends*

[Etho] Oh now it goes off

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[Etho] Ohh man! Ohh-h-hoo!

[Bdubs] What??

[Etho] *laughs* That phone call... Oh

[Bdubs] What

[Guude] What phone call?

[Etho] "Transformers: Fall of Cybertron demo is out"

[Bdubs] A game?

[Etho] Yep. I gotta play that tonight

*silence*

[Etho] It's a big thing. It's a big thing guys

[Bdubs] Really?

[cconfusedkat]

Originally i had leshy undergo the same thought process as kallamar and heket but cmon. Come on. Look at that guy. do you really think anything goes on in his head other than dancing fruits and cocomelon

Also Bonus! Lamb doesn't know how to read any of their minds in the same room

[dailymanners]

Be respectful when filming or taking pictures in public.

It's one thing if you're filming or taking a picture of a busy tourist attraction where it's unavoidable that some of the crowd is going to be in your picture or video. But it's another thing to intentionally take a picture or video with the intent of capturing someone doing something you find funny or embarrassing, without their consent, with the purpose of mocking them or having "funny" content.

First of all, most people are going to rightfully feel like it's a violation of their boundaries to be intentionally filmed or photographed without their consent. It's also just bullying behavior to take a picture or video of someone with the intention of mocking or ridiculing them.

Some people might think it's harmless if the other person never finds out they're being filmed or photographed, but it's still heavily disrespectful regardless of whether or not they find out. And you can't ever be certain it won't get back around to them.

And some people think "it's all in good fun" or "we're laughing with them, not at them" but if it's someone you barely know, or don't know at all, you can't know how it's actually going to make them feel.

[echo-rambles]

Chan: Can you tell me what your relationship with Lee Minho is?

Jisung: I'm Minho's right hand arm... man. I'm Minho everything. His confidante. His best friend........ his silly rabbit.

Chan: His what?

Jisung: His silly rabbit :)

Chan: Is that what he calls you?

Jisung: No :)

[fansonfansonfansonfans]

AOAOAOA Ep 121: For decades, the legendary daytime talk show "The View" has been home to iconic hosts from all sides of the political spectrum engaging in heated debate . But you may not have heard of "The Look", a similar show hosted by three opinionated women and one absolutely ancient one.

[yumemiruuuu]

Chu Wanning: (watching over the trio)

Xue Meng: Shizun, Shizun!! Mo Ran just called me the B-word!!

Mo Ran: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a B…

Chu Wanning: …..

Xue Meng: …..

Shi Mei: …..

Mo Ran: “Bitch” does 🙄🙄

[slythereen]

what the extended prema cut of the emoji challenge tells me is that charles leclerc has a long history of looking cute and begging for hints

[larlarmojo]

Just ate so many spikey fajitas to fix the awful mood I was in that the desire to food coma is incredibly tempting, but alas, I must try to recover some sort of sleeping schedule that resembles a functioning adult.

[stardustedknuckles]

(In reference to the malamute training blooper video you reblogged) Apologies if this has been brought up already in the Werewolf!Yasha AU, but I can totally see her accidentally doing that to Beau when she's in zoomies mode or just TOO EXCITED to see Beau

Oh I adore zoomies yasha, I have a draft somewhere that mentions a repaired wall with blankets and pillows piled in front of it for when Wolf would come out from a bath and just plow into the wall. The situation was not helped when Wolf 1) turned out to be Beau's girlfriend and 2) doubled in size. If I had to guess, that wall is probably gone.

I think I did mention once that all the photos and frames on the hallway walls had been moved up out of the way of errant happy wolf tails. After she got bigger nothing would've been safe, except she's mostly more in control now... Except after a shower. Water = zoomies.

So basically yeah Beau gets rekt pretty regularly by overexcited yasha and it's one of my favorite things. Sometimes yasha goes to tackle her in a hug with hands and by the time she makes contact they're paws. What can you do.

[koravelliumavast]

Ok the Andrew tate video is funnier than a comedy movie.

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry i am still thinking about Y4 and i say this like every other day but daigo really. my fuckin god he deserves the longest most relaxing vacation ever

[camncheesesandwich]

honestly i respect dream more now after the video. its easy to tell that he put a lot of effort into it and took everything seriously. god i love him

[pretty-sparkle-bomb]

actor! bakugo and actress! yn who are secretly dating but have to play enemies in one of those movies that'll make them famous... and viewers notice that his gaze seems to linger a little longer on her, or how his stance is more relaxed when she is near him instead of being tense or him absent-mindedly smiling in her general direction.

so they started to blow up every social media platform with screenshots and memes and big red circles on bakugo's face. they're commenting on his body language, how his feet are pointing to you even when he's not speaking to you, and how his eyes have little hearts in them when he's looking at you.

and then appeared the fanarts and edits. your entire fyp was filled with edits of you and bakugo, every scene of you together, every scene where you'd taunt each other, that special scene where he scoffed and blew up his desk when he realised you were the one behind his problems.

your fans are making stories, rewriting the plot to make it a happy ending, an ending where, instead of bakugo settling down with his girl best friend, he's marrying you.

it comes to the point where you make a video and read some of the "spicy stuff" one of your fans had written, with your face all red as you comment on their exceptional grammar.

"i'm not gonna lie guys, you're making me feel like a blushing teen again."

and you're cackling at the comments after posting it.

"they cast the wrong people to be enemies. istg they should've been lovers instead" "the producers did a terrible job at character selection🙄CLEARLY yn and katsuki were the superior match" "did you guys SEE the way he looked at her? i want a man to look at me like that someday😭"

and the list goes on.

pt 2 here

[buckyalpine]

18+ AF Minors dni. Just a lil smutty thought with a scene I imagined. Bucky finds out Tony updated the security system for the compound and upgraded all the cameras to HD quality.

"So what you're saying is that footage would've recorded everything in the kitchen from morning to evening and the middle of the night...everything?" Bucky shuffled by Tony's desk after everyone had left the briefing about the latest Stark tech. Everyone's phones w

"Yes grandpa, that's how a security system works" Tony snorted while Bucky hummed, his mind still wandering.

"Yeah but....everything..in full detail? Including sound?"

"Yes, why, what are you doing in the kitchen" He cocked his head in confusion while the super soldier gave him a blank stare, only blinking twice in response, his cheeks growing redder with each passing second.

"Oh"

"OH"

Bucky scrambled out of the room, leaving behind a cackling Tony, his fingers desperately tapping his phone to unlock and check the security archives. He locked himself in his room, his stomach already churning when he saw the date of the video still very much accessible, dragging his finger to find the exact time-

"FUCK Sergeant!!" Bucky nearly flung the phone, quickly lowering the volume of the video, your loud, slutty moans and fucked out face clear as day. "P-please Sergeant, harder!"

"That's it baby, tell your soldier how you want to get fucked, beg for it"

What had started off as wholesome date night had turned into something else by the time Bucky had you alone in the compound. He'd struggled to keep his hand to himself all night with the dress you were wearing and it didn't help that the waiter at dinner shamelessly flirted with you the entire time. You didn't entertain it but it didn't stop the former assassin from growing jealous, itching to remind you who you belonged to by the end of the night.

You'd gone by the kitchen to grab a glass of water and the sight of you leaning over the counter to fill your cup was enough to break Bucky's resolve. His bedroom could wait.

"Princess" Bucky swallowed thickly hearing his voice dripping with possessiveness, watching himself cage you against the counter, purring in your ear. He could see you shiver as his lips trail up the column of your neck, preening as he licked your skin, pressing his achingly hard erection against your ass.

"B-Bucky" You whimpered, squeaking at the spank he gave you, clicking his tongue.

"Try again, baby"

"Sergeant Barnes" Your voice melted into a moan as he hummed, taking his time slipping your dress up over your hips to give himself a perfect view of your lacy covered cunt.

Bucky fully intended on deleting the video. He was going to highlight the section and get rid of it for good. He desperately tried to ignore the way his cock stirred the longer he watched, unable to tear his eyes off the way you were bent over the kitchen counter like such a good girl, waiting for him to do something.

"That's right. Your Sergeant" The clink of his belt hitting the floor made you whine. He wasn't interested in prepping you, no foreplay, this was pure possessiveness, every vein in his body itching to own you. "You're a little slut for your Sergeant, aren't you princess?"

"M'your slut" you nodded, gasping at the tear of your panties, the lacy material tossed to the side.

"Let me show I fuck my slut" Bucky didn't give you a second to adjust, immediately setting a brutal pace, your hips bumping against the marble countertop.

"S-SERGEANT BAR-NES!-" Bucky slapped his hand over your mouth, your broken screams muffled against his palm.

"Take it" He growled, his other hand pressing against your shoulder blades, purely using you for his pleasure, "You love how your Sergeant fucks you, my perfect little slut, mine"

"Fuck Sergeant!!" You wailed while Bucky snaked his hand to circle your clit, his cock starting to leak at the way you tightened around him. You'd never looked prettier. Your makeup was ruined. Sweat covered your body. Your eyes rolled back. Bucky replayed that part of the video over and over again, finally giving into his heavy cock begging for attention. He gave himself a squeeze hoping it would calm him down but before he knew it, he'd pulled it out and started to tug, precum glistening at the head.

"That's it baby, tell your soldier how you want to get fucked, beg for it"

"Pleasepleaseplease-fill-me" you slurred, unable to form sentences while Bucky's grunts grw louder, his pace faltering.

"Gonna fill you up with so much cum, you'll feel me in your pussy for days princess" Bucky fucked you like an animal, eyes feral as he kept you caged under him, his heavy balls and hard cock ready to blow, "We'll go back to that restaurant. Have that same waiter try and talk to you while I drip out between your legs. Won't even let you wear panties baby, want you to make a mess on their chair, let them see where I marked you, fuck m'cumming!!"

Bucky tightly held the base of his cock to keep from cumming as he watched himself pump you full, hips stuttering. He couldn't cum yet. Not when he knew what was coming up next. He watched himself pull out of you, cooing at your soft little whimper before decidedly acting like a deranged feral fuck again.

"Shhh, let your Sergeant clean you up again" He smirked, picking you up with 0 effort and setting you down on the counter, spreading your legs apart so he could lick up every bit of cum that dripped out of you, the most salacious sounds filling the room. He greedily lapped and sucked at your clit, groaning at the tasted of his spend mixed with yours, loving that no other man would get to taste something so good. No other man would get to watch their cum drip out of you after filling you past the brim. No other man would get to have you at your most sensitive, cleaning every bit of their cum off you with their face buried between their legs-

"F-fuck" Bucky whimpered, quickly biting his lip to shut himself up but it was no use. His chest heaved, breathy moans growing louder as he jerked himself faster. "Yes, yeah, shit-" Bucky was nearly whining at this point, his hand working at his sensitive cockhead, giving himself quick, hard strokes, "OH FUCKK" Thick ropes of cum spilled from his cock, a steady stream making a mess all over his sheets as he continued to touch himself, rewinding the video to the beginning. His hard cock wasn't going to go away anytime soon.

Maybe he wouldn't delete the video just yet.

Later in the groupchat:

Tony: Everyone, please don't check the kitchen footage from two days ago at exactly 1:04 to 1:38

Sam: Why would I check that in the first place

Nat: Wasn't planning on it

Steve: I don't know how to access the footage.

Tony: Trust me. None of you should check that exact time stamp.

Tony: 🙂

*a few minutes later after everyone obviously checked the footage*

Nat: Holy shit.

Sam: BARNES YOU DIRTY DOG

Nat: That's hot

Steve: Tony, I still can't access the footage.

Sam: YALL ARE NASTY

Steve: Who is nasty?

Sam: I love it though

Y/n: 😏He's the best sergeant

Sam: HAHAHA

Nat: You guys are so cute 🥺️🥺️

Bucky: I hate you all

Sam: What you gonna do about it Sergeant

-Bucky has left the chat-

Steve: Why did Bucky leave