#this was cute thank u for the tag

[holypowell]

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better and or catch up w, then answer these questions below! (i didn’t tag 9 sorry)

was tagged by: @sereshaws <33

four ships: sereshaw / icemav / bobnix / me and glen

last song: lovers rock - tv girl

currently reading: nothing atm but i rly want to read daisy jones & the six..

last movie: at midnight (monica ily)

craving: iced pistachio latte from starbucks lmaooo

tagging: @anegothing @roosterbradshaw @rooster-84 @betanoiz @callsignsaturn @hangmanbrainrot @howlscastle

[notherpuppet]

I wrote the full parody to Ready For This in the Role Reversal AU because I wanted to lol.

Transcription below.

Ready For This (Role Reversal AU parody)

Alastor: Have you ever wanted something
That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?

Susan: You mean like ice cream you get for a friend?

Alastor: Ha! No.
It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut
That you could finally be faced with
A million greedy faces, I guess what I mean to say is

For the first time in my life
I might have to be ready for this
Ready to be the one who's leading from the front

Couldn’t do it on my own
And history has shown
Legends cannot win wars alone

The burden is a bit too heavy
So I need to be ready for this

Have you ever felt like you're willing to kill
To save the people on your own team?

Susan: I don’t know, seems a bit extreme…

Alastor: Not to me!
'Cause right now, we need a leader
And it seems to be that
Charlie is forcing me to be that
because she’s pissy

So who's with me?

Wouldn't it just be swell to see more of Hell?
Join up now if you like travel
Come on girls, prepare for battle!
Lotta sights to see en route to the hotel
Not to mention all of the glory!

Yes indeed, your enemies will cower

And heads will be severed!

Charlie: You’ll make a bunch of brand new friends!

Alastor: Whatever.

Exorcists: New friends!?
I'm in
Oh whoa
I’m so lonely

It's time now to act
They're on the attack
When they move to strike
Just know we’ve got your back!

We'll follow your lead
We're eager to see
everyone we meet
On the hellish retreat!

From this moment on, you can count us in
To be organized and disciplined

Our thirst for justice
keeps us strong, fierce, and brave
So I say, "Ho hey! Let’s join in his crusade!"

Alastor: Now thats the spirit! Can we amp it up?
Vaggie: Oh, don’t mind their hesitation, that’s just their new inclination


Alastor: But I can awaken their bloodlust!
Vaggie: Careful, kid. Don’t push your luck!

Alastor: Fair enough…

Alastor and Vaggie: We're super duper grateful
To have you gals aboard

Exorcists: We can’t wait to hug an overlord! (Alastor: Yeah, sure...)

Alastor: For the first time in my life
Maybe I can be ready for this
I can be the marshal leading the parade

I can come into my own
And I think I've always known
My destiny could never be postponed

When they come for the hotel

I’ll give em hell cuz I’m ready for this!

Vaggie: They're dancing along?
They're singing his song!?
Charlie: Surprised?
Why, I knew he could do it all along!

Charlie and Vaggie: He’s bound to be redeemed, the dream has a chance!
Though he seemed hopeless at first glance…

Charlie: He’s filled with potential that I could guide!
Vaggie: Fine, I’m in.

Charlie and Vaggie: Stick with him, he will surely see the light!

All: For the first time in our lives
We know that we are ready for this

Vaggie: We’ll show them we can forgive and forget!

All: It's time to lend a hand

Alastor: It is time to take a stand! (Exorcists: Woohoo!)
Against overlords and their deadly threat!

All: We can provide your support
The time has come to stop a war
Defend your home, we're ready for...
THIS!

Alastor: I really hope that they’re ready for this...

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[jamesvowles]

wet james, austria 2016

[medicalunprofessional]

heeee <333

[kim-woonhak]

happy birthday to my favorite kuromi lino enthusiast mel @lee-minhoe 💜

[nitroish]

holy shit cloud au vessel just dropped !!! and some psyche stuff win-win

[disguisedcheezed]

Day 2 - Y section

You can tell I had so much fun that I drew this prompt 3 times and wrote (in a restricted time frame) blocks of text from a fanfic that keeps me awake at night.... Yeahhhh.

[rodolfoparras]

Nooooooooo, no muzzle! Keep going! More Price brainrot!!!!!!!! 😭😘💀

ANON I COHLD KISS UR LITTLE HEAD LET ME SHARE THIS

Thinking about you and gaz who constantly compete for the spot as price’s favorite even though the older man doesn’t notice any of your efforts, being so at each other’s throat people think you hate each other but you really don’t. One night the two of you get drunk out of your minds just laughing at your misery because both of you messed up during a mission and got scolded by the older man.

So you’re sitting there, eyes half lidded words slurred, jokingly saying how maybe Gaz should wear less clothing to get out of a scolding while tugging at his pants, and gaz retorts back “no no you should!” He says while his hands sneak under your shirt, fingers racking along side of your ribs and smiling playfully at you “you got more to show” and it keeps going like that, conversations holding a playfully tone while giving more suggestions on how to get Price’s approval, til gaz is straddling your waist and grinding his clothed cock onto your own, hitched breathes interrupting his words eyes fluttering shut, and before the two of you know it you’re cumming in your pants while the both of you are moaning Price’s name

[polaroidcats]

padfoots emotional support wolf slipper

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! I love him so much, and how he's chewing on and cuddling with and sleeping with his emotional support wolf slipper, precious precious puppy!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[stbot]

[theroseeatsribs]

silly comic

[hachiibun]

It's that time of year again when the snzhnaya server celebrates so Happy Snalentines to you, @alans-snz! Hope you don't mind me going the Ka/veh route—

If you like my drawings, please consider sending a little something my way through ko-fi ☕! I don't have a steady source of income rn and I'll be opening commissions soon, but every bit helps and I really appreciate it!

❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗

[skyberia]

looks for little guys (colour refs i made for this)

[b4kuch1n]

hi! birthday. which means it's finally time t

yo what the itch store is fixed up now

damn what? I don't know where this came from. look all the comics I put on g*mr**d a year ago are back here again with all the formatting and typesetting by @fireflysummers as well as the exclusive bonus art wtf who did this. my werewolf comic on here too what the hells!! that one also got re-toned for printing if u want to AND an exclusive cover spread !!! what the fuck!!!!! come see for urself I can't make this shit up

[niklenakle]

Hiiiiiii........ alt version under read more CW:suicidal imagery

Ignore how dog shit the font choice is. Thanks. And how dumb just the word hang looks here even if it works contextually. Whatever