#this whole exchange was so funny to me

[ladykeyleth]

Bonus:

[adanseydivorce]

unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

[glitchedcosmos]

Shadow finally showing up outta nowhere : sorry I’m late I was smashing stuff

Sonic crawling out of the ravine: I’m stuff

[wawamouse]

Shake hands.

[humanmorph]

Eclectic going "that's not my job" In response to brnines request is so funny to me in contrast with leap asking him to do something (investigate motion) & eclectic literally Changing his job. AND a bit after that he's like "/i/ don't have a captain" And I went no you dooooo though. You're just separated from him by time and space and he might think you're dead at this point

[r0semultiverse]

What if instead of the people of Wano calling devil fruit power users “sorcerers” & saying they’re using “sorcery” they just said they were fruity?

[mothslimes]

sometimes im like tbh my mental issues are pretty subtle..And then I remember all the shit I did in school. because turns out they're only subtle because I'm an adult now and can leave any situation that makes me uncomfortable unlike in school :sob: I used to like...actually scream. and hit people including teachers. and scratch my arms until they bled. and sit on the floor in the classroom rocking back and forth and crying. very normal behavior, yes mikael

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

[fingertipsmp3]

I wish all food service workers who are weird about regulars always ordering the same specific thing and tease them for it a very ��please don’t do that”

[ectonurites]

hgrrr

[chaoticsoulsword]

saying people should die over a fictional ship is terminally online mentality. plz speak to real queer people instead of basing your entire personality on an amazon show that doesnt show queer pda because of homophobia.

If this is about that post exposing those two transphobic and aroacephobic Good Omens blogs, then lemme make myself clear to you. I never said people should d word because of a ship. I said those two accounts are extremely transphobic and exclusionist. And for being shitty TERFs, they should definitely d word :)

More than that, I don't feel like going holier-than-thou christian guilt when a hate group is against the entire existence of minorities, thanks.

On top of that, If you're mad about the tv show's DELIBERATE lack of queer representation (to you), there's always OFDM and WWDITS. That is, if you're not mad about Jim being non-binary but not saying it with all the letters, or the fact that it took three seasons for Guillermo to come out as gay despite the deliberate sexual tension between him and Nandor. Ah, and the fact that Jemaine stated all the vampires are pansexual but I don't think it's good enough for you, is it? I was also going to recommend Sandman but you think Neil is homophobic despite 90% of the characters being queer :/

In conclusion: you're hilarious. "Speak to real queer people."

I'm a real queer person myself and I definitely talk to people who touch grass. Not a single of them is mad about pda in Good Omens. Actually, we all love it and see ourselves in Azi and Crowley and the kind of relationship they have 💜 That's a you problem, actually.

Happy second season! It looks so promising, I can't wait 💜

[rise-my-angel]

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[faitsansorganes]

next time someone immediately switches to English with me because I can't fucking hear what they're saying or I'm just taking a while to process what they said because my auts are tismed I'm just fucking killing myself in front of them (don't open the tags unless you want to see me complaining too much)

[heybabybird]

the funniest thing happened to me yesterday i was sitting in a panel with my friend next to me and checking my phone randomly every so often because man i couldn’t sit still

then i opened my emailed and was staring blankly at my inbox debating to delete the random newletters when my friend’s hand popped out from nowhere and opened the one that says YOU GOT KUDOS! my mind blanked out further. i slowly turned to look at them, then back at my screen. i didn’t know what to do because i was that stunned. but then they just waved a thumbs up back and forth in my face a few times and went back to looking at their own phone

no words were spoken thoughout this entire exchange

[antisocialgaycat]

something i love about choir is we only see each other once a week so we're allowed to be very unhinged and its kinda great cos i just get to be myself like today there was this bit that us ones were constantly messing up and our tutor was getting a bit annoyed so i look over to the twos and i just see my friend bella signing you suck be better at me then at the end we did hotseat and i got volunteered to do it and the kind of questions we get are wild lmao it was great and one of the questions i got was would you ever have kids and me and bella were talking about it afterwards and then frankie came and joined the conversation and was like what do yall have against having children and bells looked her dead in the eye and was like we're lesbians and frankie was like oh. so i was js like its ok we wont infect you. probably. so ofc we ended the night chasing her around trying to infect her with the gay which was fun but yeah i love my friends

[boydumbius]

pizza delivery man kept looking at my face and let his hand linger when we accidentally touched when i was going to put the credit card in i felt like a character in pride and prejudice