#this would be perfect lmao

[submissivefeminist]

You’re forced to hang a neon sign above your bed for a year - what does it say?

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 219

Ellie would like it to be known that she didn’t do this on purpose. But what was she supposed to do when she found another clone? Not grab him before he could be brainwashed for evil? He’s a baby! Okay not literally, but as the older clone, she declares him baby! 

Hey Danny, do you want a son? She found him in a whale! Yeah? Sweet, new tiny stabby brother!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[gunsatthaphan]

The Next Prince 🤴🏻 - coming soon

[dailyperkele]

Day 26 - Cultist slay

A common mistake to make when visiting the Bohemia National Museum.

[inks-nighty-the-artist]

Bro look at this new guy i had to train today

Inspired by @squidflavoredsoup roommate bill bit, but with a little twist (i hope this is ok i saw others doing it and wanted to join-)

[somerandomdudelmao]

Favorite character from Transformers Prime?

Easy. Look. He has no face. He has no character development. He says four words in the entire show. Isn't he cute~

[avastyetwats]

Captain Charles Vane saving Captain James Flint.

Bonus:

[snekdood]

so uh

for 1. most people are gonna take advantage of black friday and wont see your specific niche tumblr post, I hate to say it

2. the us isnt running out of money for war any time soon, so...

3. this is just antisemitism???????? all we need is some (((echoes))) around the us and israel and then I'd have no reason to suspect otherwise from op...............

[intotheelliwoods]

Pre-orders have arrived! <- Come get your boy!

Closing the listing on late Sunday the 19th! Shipping should start no later than December 21st, assuming theres no overseas shipping delays, and assuming they keychains dont get lost to transit hell!

[dapper-lil-arts]

had a hilarious thought on my hormones doctor appointment

[guardian-angle22]

911 Lone Star | Talking about TK’s ~brushes with death~

[deanofsam]

it just occurred to me that some of you might have missed seeing american football player joe burrow’s suit this past june during paris fashion week, and it is my personal opinion that everyone see these images at least once in their lifetime, especially those of us with a shared interest in slutty clothes on men (fictional or otherwise). so here they are.

[marylovesyellow]

🧚🍂

[elvyn]

idk just playing with different brushes