#thor is a bad bad man

[stxar-pvnk]

Natasha: you know, Tony I should really start training you, you need to defend yourself. I'll teach you

Tony: all...right?

Tony the next morning rocking up to the training area with the other avengers with tight yoga pants on and a compressed shirt as he does stretches

Steve: holy crap.

Natasha: ...this turned out better than I planned.

Clint: the butt, man. The butt.

Thor: he must be my new queen! Immediately!

Bucky: I...am going to go learn how to flirt. For like..no related reason..

[worstloki]

i feel like the thor movies should have explored more about how the other realms hate Asgard and it's not all because of Odin because Bor also killed off basically the entire race of dark elves with the bifrost beam and that came back to bite them as much as Hela did

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday Russell 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

April 7,1964

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

7 Aprile 1964

[kierancaz]

So desperate to feel something I’ve stooped so low as to putting on a mcu movie

[spidey-official]

got to the Tower and immediately fell on the carpeted floor and passed out for several hours

mr. Captain America Steve Rogers Sir told me I'm overexerting myself, and I told him I overexerted his mom last night. kill me.

[sparkoflena]

I love villains who have a point.

I love bad guys that are only opposing the protaganist because they'd go about their problems in different ways.

I love villains who might actually be the good guys in a situation because in saving worlds, some heroes can just make the situation worse.

[darhknight]

So I started watching marvel Avengers Assemble just for giggles.

Got pretty far in and I'm on season 1 episode 19

and the first few scenes really got me thinking about the height difference between two characters

(Forgive the blurriness)

For clarification the height bar for the avengers goes like this (1 being the tallest and 5 the smallest)

Hulk

Thor

Hawkeye / Falcon / Iron Man

Captain America (Only by an inch)

Black Widow

Captain America is a bit small. Especially if you put him next to the other avengers. They just make all the villains taller. The closest ones to Cap's height being Loki (minus helmet).

Doctor Doom out here at Thor's height. Like the man is taller then Red Skull who's Iron man and falcon height.

I just love tho that they make all the villains taller then Captain America and he's like bring it sir. I can benchpress you back to ww2.

Respectfully of course. Captain America has manners.

(Edit)

This episode is making me ship Doctor Doom and Captain America.

Somebody help. I don't know if this is ok.

[voidgearr]

“Loki’s been asking when you’re gonna hang out with him again, Baldr. Seems he cares more about you than his own brother!” — Thor

HI EVERYONE IM FINALLY DOING THE DAUNTING TASK OF DESIGNING MR PROBLEM CAUSER! Thor and Hoder mentioned him a couple times and like…I latched onto this name-only character. C’mon man what do you expect of me ESP WHEN THERE WAS A MISTRANSLATION WITH THEIR PRONOUNS!!! I gave him my own fun flair since theres like…nothing on him but I hope the design’ll catch on >:D

[raurquiz]

#HappyBirthday @russellcrowe #russellcrowe #Actor #director #producer #gladiator #theinsider #abeautifulmind #romperstomper #virtuosity #laconfidential #masterandcommander #cinderllaman #robinhood #thenextthreedays #themanwiththeironfists #manofsteel #TheMummy #thorloveandthunder #thepopesexorcist #kraventhehunter #landofbad @streammaxla @marvelstudios @disneyplusla

[iliveunderarock]

new obsession.....silly green guy

[heartbreak-shot]

lonely thorsman looking for loki-positive heathens who are chill about otherkin (':

[pissfaggit]

Request deniiiiiiiiied 🙄🙄 I WASNT ASKING YOU 😡😡

[worstloki]

thinking about how if all of Loki and Natasha's conversation in Avengers 1 was projection instead of just most of it it implies so much about what was used against him by Thanos.

Yes, the idea of sending someone with a way out "as a balm" after trying torture to make him cooperate.

"I'd say I've expanded his mind" as if Loki asked what the scepter did, what it was doing.

"Is this love, Agent Romanoff?" when she wants to know if Clint will be intact after it's over, a refusal to answer when Thor may wonder the same of him and not like the answer.

"And what will you do if I vow to spare him?" we already know Thanos would use Thor's life against Loki. We already know Loki's bargain included sparing Midgard from Thanos, but not Asgard.

LOKI: Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man? NATASHA: Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that LOKI: What is it you want?

Could Loki have faced a choice for Asgard and chosen only Thor? A direct parallel, including however Loki does/doesn't identify as Asgardian, and his mindset in conquering. He's not got conviction and she mirrors that nonchalance here.

Loki asking "Can you? Can you wipe out that much red?" and listing her crimes is another line usually understood as projection. Loki has his list too, and doesn't think great of it. "Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic!"

"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers." is a pretty apt description of Asgard. But could it describe Sanctuary too? What did Loki have to do to prove his loyalty to Thanos before being judged worthy of the scepter, of a bargain at all, and to retrieve a whole infinity stone for him at the cost of one?

"You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!" This is generally understood as blanket guilt/regret but he says it so angrily it's often dismissed in favour of just snitching on HYDRA within SHIELD. Re: What did Loki have to DO while under Thanos?

LOKI: I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly. Intimately. In every way he knows you fear! And when he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!

Assuming Thor is the one Loki would bargain to save, is this a threat that has been made to Loki before? Is it what Loki knows would come of a successful bargain with Thanos? Being hurt by Thor is what he's feared before, but does it hold true even after the events of Thor 1? The idea of Thor being used against Loki being an intimate way to kill, while also acknowledging that Thor might not want to do it and might realize what he's done and hate it?

[magnusmodig]

||. Thinking quietly about Thor and his friends. How they all filled a space in him and outside of him that Thor needed fulfilled... The most obvious being in the group's battle formation, but even outside of that too.

Volstagg with his jolly nature helping Thor keep morale up, being the glue that keeps the warriors together, especially when it comes to making group compromises and hard decisions. Hogun with his straight-laced practicality , the way he'd be able to offer an outside perspective to Asgard's ways — something invaluable to Thor. Fandral for all of his apparent womanizing likely keeping up with the courts of Asgard and so Thor would be in the know in a much more close manner through what Fandral knows, and what he's able to find out in Thor's stead. And he's quite personable, in a manner much more suited to crowds than Thor... so that makes the finding of information that much easier, and quicker to relay. (Thor may be a prince, but he's also got Homeschooler Energy out the wazzoo.) Thinking about Sif and Thor being something of childhood friends... Or as close to childhood friends as someone like Thor can have, when you live in a palace your whole life and are largely confined to its walls with your tutors and your parents and your brother for company keep. But Sif would be the exception, I'd imagine, if indeed she is of noble birth the way I'd suspect it.... and Thor and Sif would have gotten along splendidly, especially once he finds out her desire to become a shield-maiden, and then that leads into learning about the Valkyrie, and of course then Thor would want Sif to be HIS Valkyrie, because of all the people who are mighty and brave and compassionate, and who would then deserve to be his esteemed commander of guard, surely why WOULDN'T it be Lady Sif?

And of course there's Loki, who completes many of Thor's loose ends and falterings in plenty of ways, but that's it's own story and its own post for a different time.

Thor picked his warriors well and he picked them wisely. There's not a single quest or mission they can't overcome because each of their strengths buoy the other's weaknesses. Together, when in sync, they're all six of them a well-oiled machine, and it's really no wonder that they, together, become "Asgard's Finest", and it's really no wonder that they were all to be Thor's council as King. (If only all of them lived...)

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

[robertsbarbie]

i’m still annoyed at the way everyone jumped on the whole “mcu is NOW bad” bandwagon after avengers: endgame because like the majority of the movies were good. and i know part of it has to do with the pandemic and part of it has to do with poor marketing and part of it has to do with the tv shows and part of it has to do with rebuilding the world ect. but like! what did people expect! people never gave the new era a chance for lots of reasons, but it’s mostly for the things people always criticize marvel for in regards to depending too much on knowing the all the movies. like “fans” never gave new characters and stories a chance and when referring to how “terrible” the new phase was they mostly cited movies that were trilogy+ movies that never should’ve been made (like thor and ant man people LOVE to point to those movies as proof) and it’s just so disheartening and ridiculous to see people praising ‘deadpool and wolverine’ when all the disadvantages of the last phase were simply not an issue for this movie because it had full marketing investment it had call backs and stories tied to previous popular characters it had the luxury of coming out in a time where people are less cautious about covid it didn’t have to contend with marvel tv series release like all of these things that the previous phase did not! and everyone acts like it’s success is because the previous phase was just so awful, give eternals half the budget for marketing and make it the only marvel release that year in the summer i GARUNTEE it would’ve done a lot better and like you know what! marvel does deserve all the criticism it gets but i’m so tired of the last phase taking the brunt of it and fucking deadpool and the return of rdj of all things getting praised as it’s savior be so fucking real