#thought up in like two minutes

[injuries-in-dust]

Trall leaned back in their chair as they took a sip of Stimulate liquid.

The place was so nice and quiet, they were finally getting their paperwork done.

Nice and...

They jumped to their tentacles. Stimulate Liquid fell to the floor but went ignored. Trall hurried from the room as fast as they could parambulate.

The place was quiet!

What the heck were those humans up to?

[naffeclipse]

Okay hear me out.... Journey to west au. Sun being the monkey king from the book and Y/N a traveller. Y/N rescues him from under the mountain and he joins them in their travels. Moon is a demon that's terrorising a town until Y/N and Sun stop him. Moon then joins the two. Finally Eclipse is another demon that kidnaps Y/N in order to eat them but instead is so utterly charmed by them that he joins the party. Shenanigans ensue... Thoughts?

The great monkey king is indebted to a mortal but he has little qualms with escorting you on your travels as a way to give his thanks for rescuing him from underneath the mountain. His magic and strength are at your disposal. Strangely, you prefer traveling peacefully and quietly, avoiding trouble and helping those in need when the two of you come upon them. The monkey king thinks you are vulnerable and too trusting, and he decides to protect you at all costs.

The lunar demon does not take kindly to his mischievousness and destruction being wrought, but when you and the monkey king stop the mayhem he inflicts upon a small town, the lunar demon can't help but become amused and intrigued by a daring, bold mortal who is so calm in the face of dangerous, sharp teeth, red eye demon. He thinks you are naive and foolish, but he follows you and the monkey king because who else will watch over you at night? Who will keep you safe from the other toothy and red-eye demons?

It is not too long down the road of your seemingly endless travels that a problem arises. The monkey king and the lunar demon venture to the river to fetch you food and drink and while you toil, you feel the shadow of a great personage fall upon you before you are snatched away. You struggle and call for your dear, new friends, but the dark being smuggles you into his cave. He ties you up and leaves you on the floor of his home as he prepares to eat you. You, however, remain calm and speak with the great demon and learn he is the eclipse prince. The eclipse prince wants nothing more than to cook and devour you, but you convince him to allow you to serve him tea first. Pleased by the offer, the eclipse prince unties you. You serve him a tea you have used to comfort the monkey king and calm the lunar demon, and speak with the eclipse prince. The conversation continues until the pot of tea is gone and he tells you to prepare another, pot after pot until he is laughing and telling you that he has forgotten his hunger—your charm and allure have sated him. He will let you go and return you to your companions, but you invite him to join your company.

The eclipse prince is pleased to accept. He opens his cave and returns with you to the monkey king and the lunar demon. When you come upon them, they are furious and frantic. They act quickly to take you back and prepare to attack the one who carried you away before you calm them. The eclipse prince stands rather unapologetically as you explain that he is now joining the three of you. The lunar demon does not take kindly to this change and the monkey king hovers close to you, refusing to let you leave his sights while the eclipse prince seamlessly joins the camp and prepares a pot of tea for you to drink.

You continue your travels, glad to have such devoted company.

[necessarymeanstoanend]

spade represents the tip of a pike; an implement for killing

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[xlillyle]

"We can delay the mission for another two minutes."

[front-facing-pokemon]

[multishipper-baby]

Don't remember the last time I posted about an OC that wasn't fandom related, but here's a new guy of mine (that I'll hopefully add to my toyhouse eventually)! His name is Erastus and he's a jelly cat, a species made by @woetoy. He's just a silly guy who really wants to start his own colony, and finds himself way over his head because it turns out his parental instincts are totally out of whack and he has no idea what he's doing :) Probably should've thought about that before making a bunch of eggs that he'll have to raise with no help, since he moved so far away from his original colony. Oops!

Bonus meme art. Hold egg gentle like hamburger.

[cupiidzbow]

i was being evil thinking abt that unamed kong from movie last night. sorry 💔💔

[cosmicrhetoric]

i know like i just know in my heart of hearts that sanji has been smoking the same shitty bedraggled cigarette the whole time. three years. he takes one puff and puts that thing right back in his pocket and it gets waterlogged and messed up and dries out eventually and then he does it all over again and that's why it looks worse and worse with each arc. id normally never give him this honor but honestly? line cook behavior.

[ttaibhse]

my goal was 4k in 30 min really really didnt think i was going to make it 🥹🥹🥹

[distance-does-not-matter]

Nothing hits like a nap on any surface that’s not a bed

[babsvibes]

Which episode of Bob's Burgers do you skip more often than you watch?

Oooo thank you for the ask!! And such an interesting one too because yeah sometimes there are things you want to skip. Now can I absolutely cheat and name top ten? Or I guess bottom ten?

Bed & Breakfast, Lil Hard Dad, Brunchsquatch, The Trouble with Doubles, Boywatch, Bed Bob & Beyond, Worms of InRearment, Mommy Boy, Sheshank Redumption, Some Kind of Fender Benderful

The reason I picked these fluctuates between secondhand embarrassment and/or boring to me. I’m sure they each have enjoyable parts though

[journey-to-the-attic]

lucifer acts like he's the type of guy who'd be into dark comedy or high-brow satire, and he is to some extent, but he in fact prefers to watch michael mcintyre walk around on stage going "wooo wooo" pretending he's hoovering

[miodiodavinci]

collapses to the ground like a deflated balloon

[sternenhimmel-mond]

If I had a nickel for every time an adult cartoon showed an elderly white couple that was the parents of one of our main characters being taken care of by a male, black, live-in nurse that was in a polycule with them, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[smokestarrules]

guess what I finished watching

[lecliss]

I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.