#thoughts of a crab

[crabofthewoods]

guys we need to talk about alastor and mimzy.

i refuse to believe this isnt a genuine smile from alastor

LOOK at them

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[crabsnpersimmons]

saw this funny headline and decided to draw funny things:

today's other headlines:

Sun FNAF is a menace to society and negatively contributes to climate change

"No More Sun!" misunderstood naptime attendant is lauded as a hero as supporters say he was right all along and he did nothing wrong

Scientists cite Eclipse as their inspiration saying, "Sun bullied me for my paper pall, but Eclipse comforted me and wished me happy birthday."

[bornofgoodlyparentsandalsotrans]

Okay so for those of you who don’t know, the D.C. temple looks really cool from the Capital Beltway, which I demonstrated to my long-distance, non-member friend with the following photograph:

Her response:

[danelloevee-sky]

Since opening the cafe, Teabrewer has met all kinds of fellow spirits

Original from Yuru Yuri, as translated by Bakkin Translations

[g0nefischin]

Doing the classic skeletons now :-D

Sans is an Ocean Sunfish and Papyrus is an Atlantic Lobster!

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@thoughts-of-eel

(no propaganda submitted)

@official-crab-posts

“crabs! also they have a crab posts humansona they posted which i think is funny”

[slushyseals]

That one scene from alien

[crabofthewoods]

hear me out

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

it’s freshman year. you think that fig angsty-rebellious-punk-rock-broken-home-half-devil faeth would be the most batshit crazy. you are wrong. it is kristen summer-camp-counselor-cleric-chosen-prophet-of-helio applebees.

[luifaro]

slogging on the bonlooper oneshot so i made this silly little interaction in the meantime!!

[crabsnpersimmons]

Happy Halloween from the "Have You Eaten?" Boys!

[buttercups-revenge]

Snow’s wackadoo behavior during that (un-fucking-hinged) conversation that he has when he corners Haymitch has me thinking: that type of men are all SO LITTLE.

My notes on that first post are full of how Snow is such a creepy old man, how he’s beefing with teens, how he’s so pathetic for projecting his shit onto other people, how he was too dumb or traumatized to understand that Lucy Gray DID love him, and how he STILL somehow thinks he is the main character, despite the fact that most of the districts don’t venerate him AT ALL.

Dictators who rule using violence and hatred, at the end of the day ARE pathetic. They’re basing their world-shaping decisions on whims and petty feuds and the racist bs that they eat up like candy, and they ARE hung up on old, stupid shit that happened because of their own stupidity. They behave erratically and then IMMEDIATELY pretend that it was on purpose, all part of their grand plan, can’t you see?

and i NEED you to understand that Collins put that scene in there on purpose. Snow is not the cute kind of cringefail.

He is pathetic. He is weak. His decisions aren’t logical or smart, they’re completely biased and seeded with misinterpretations of what happened to him in the past. EVERYTHING he does is to make his own image of power stronger because at the end of the day, he IS just weak and pathetic.

He can trust no one. He views EVERYONE as lesser than him, and yet, at the end of the day, he IS just a deplorable, unloved, racist, hateful wretched man, and who we KNOW FOR A FACT will be remembered as such.

Collins wants you to know this as you look at some of the men in charge today.

DO NOT LET THEM TRICK YOU! They are NOT eternal. They are NOT inevitable. They are NOT STRONGER THAN THE COMMUNITIES WE BUILD AND THE CAUSES WE FIGHT FOR!!!!!!!

They are small, weak, and pathetic in the face of all of our love and community, and someday, the world will look back and remember them as such.

[taraxippos]

Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

[crehador]

no no she's got a point

[extraterrestrial-librarian]

I’ve never listened to Malevolent, but here is what I think happens based off what I’ve heard

There’s a guy. I think his name is Arthur. He has yellow eyes. Idk why that’s important but every fanart I’ve seen he has yellow eyes. It might be like WTNV???

Arthur murders somebody. That is a problem and he has a voice in his head telling him it’s not. Speaking of the voice, there’s a character named John Doe and I think that’s the voice. The voice is evil, presumably, considering he doesn’t believe murder is an issue.

Somebody (maybe Arthur???) murders someone’s child and it’s super graphic and tragic and the fandom isn’t over it (tm). Maybe that’s the murder in the first episode?

There’s also a character named Kayne. I don’t know what he does for the plot but he doesn’t wear shoes and everyone is super upset over that. Maybe he’s the one with yellow eyes? I don’t know.

I think the plot is like, trying to hide the murder that happened and also something with demons? Idk. But it sounds interesting and I might listen to it once I catch up with wtnv.