#tickle hugs are evil as hell

[chococovered]

SIRS YES SIRS

the amount of peeps who want elliot dead

[fuji-sen]

the 'evil imposter' just wants to be a baker!

Prologue: The Foodie turned Imposter?!

Part 1: Sunsettias.

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⌞Forest of Color: ⌝

⌞A salad made from fresh fruit and vegetables. Blanch the Grainfruit, chop the other ingredients, drizzle over the sauce, then stir until evenly mixed. Extremely simple to make, but even more importantly, it's so healthy that no matter how much you eat, you won't feel stressed!⌝

You stared at the in-game meal right in front of you, it was a late friday night and you were wasting the hours away curiously reading and looking through the official page that contained all of the food and drinks that could be found in your comfort game, Genshin Impact.

As a student in the culinary course and a rather enthusiastic foodie, one of the factors you always looked for when playing or finding a certain game or watching a particular show was their cuisine!

Just staring at the delicious looking, not-real, food always got your appetite running. Part of your little hobby was trying to even recreate certain dishes like those foodtubers did in youtube! Right now while mentally eating the pixelated dish in your mind, you were also picking the next food you'd try to recreate.

'Perhaps I should pick from star rail, none of the food here has picked my fancy. .' you thought to yourself while leaning back on your chair and making a point to stroke your chin with a thoughtful expression. 'Ah! how about the Mondstadt hash browns, I could even try to make Razor's variant dish!'

Snapping your fingers you immediately went to the kitchens, mentally patting yourself on the back for going grocery shopping the day before. So like usual, in the comfort of your own apartment, you began to cook, then eat and clean up, before retiring to your bedroom, dozing off with a full stomach and a lazy smile.

Z z z. . .

"Huh?" You swat at your face before sneezing, immediately standing up as you felt something tickling your face, what fell from your face and onto your lap was a pristine white feather.

Immediately standing up, finding yourself out of bed, no, out of your own room and seemingly not even in your fucking city as you started at the environment before you. Lush, verdant grass that swayed with the winds. Birds chirping as they flew high and above your form, some scattering the same feathers that made you sneeze.

A wave of fear and confusion washed over you, you were afraid as you began to realize this wasn't a dream when you ran, and ran, and tripped. Part of your pajama pants had been ruined and vaguely you can feel the blood dripped down on your leg from your fresh injury.

Wincing you stand up, not bothering to look as it as you cried out, wondering, where the hell were you?

. . .

It probably took you a few hours to get your bearings, sitting by a tree as you hugged your knees and contemplated your existence, did you screw with some God or Rich Asshole and they decided to kidnap you and dump you in the middle of nowhere as revenge?

Nah, you were antisocial, so screwing with some rich guy was highly unlike with your lack of a social life. You bit your nails, was it God? "At least give me a sign of where I am!" you shout frustrated as you pulled at your locks.

"Ouch!" Wincing, you rubbed the top part of your head as something fell on it, the perpetrator was round, yellow and orange in color. Your eyes widened, silently grabbing it as you ignored the now dulling pain in your head. .

It was plump, fragrant. .

you bit it.

It tasted sweet.

you ignored the juice that dribbled down you chin as you nodded, yes, this was how you imagined Sunsettia's would taste like base on it's description.

you blinked, jaw dropping.

Sunsettias. .

fuck you were in Teyvat, basically Genshin Impact.

A part of you felt like you were screwed, considering how all of your worldly possessions were gone, and you were here in nothing but your pockets. One hand went to pat the pockets of your pajamas. .

Eyes lighting up as you felt something, pulling that item out, you were speechless as your hand simply held an old expired coupon for some ramen. . .

screwed it is then.

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I need to find a banner to use for the series, also also although I put in Baker, the reader will also make dishes, both from in-game and in real lifeee so if you want a particular dish featured in a future chapter, add the recommended dish in my ASKS so it can be a surprise for other readers! Please also add information about that dish since I may most likely not be familiar with themm

[cloudsontherainbow]

Vox Tickle Headcanons!!

Because my art has been making itself at a very slow rate, have some Vox headcanons that rot my brain while you wait

These are mixed up with lee and ler because I was just going on a rampage

my lil guy @hype-blue-fixation was most of my inspiration for this

WARNING: Some might be a bit intense for some viewers so keep that in mind!!

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Can NOT say tickle when in a lee mood, replacing it with “tiggle” or “tword”, however in a ler mood he’ll be sure to make the lee crumble by just that word

Absolutely bullies the lee if he’s the one wrecking their ass, there will be zero mercy

He’s a evil teaser, that is his weapon 

“Ohohoh look who just found a bad spot~”

“Let’s see how loud I can get you..that way I don’t have to tell everyone how ticklish you are, you’ll be doing it yourself~”

Will not stop till safe word is said, he wants to saver every single second he has to drive the lee crazy

Instead of “soft to rough” tickles, he likes doing “rough to soft” tickles 

When in a ler mood, he likes scratching his claws on anything (ex. On his desk, edge of his sleeves, running them on the walls)

When in a lee mood, he will hang around his pet sharkies a lot, getting subtle cuddles from them<3

He’d rather burn in hell twice than ask for tickles.

In a lee mood, he’ll be extra sensitive to any sort of touch; flinching away from hugs, pat on the back, even handshakes

He’s a runner and will try to escape if even a mention of him getting tickled is said 

Bratty.

Even while getting his ass wrecked, he’ll say bratty comments 

“Is this all you got??”

“And here you said you were gonna have me breathless, where’s all that talk?”

Except once you really get him cackling, he will be begging for his life 

He’s a stomper

And of course, a squirmed too, this man WILL NOT stay still no matter what you do

The back of his head/tv panel is his worst spot. No one will convince me otherwise.

You can very much trick him to admit to wanting tickles; teasing him the whole day with slight touches, subtle teases, anything that resembles tickling will drive him insane to the point where he will burst

“STOP IT with the stupid fucking teasing, you’ve been fucking with me the entire day. Just t-t-t-…fuck-“ Just imagine the ler smirking down at him, getting the tv man flustered as fuck and realizes it was a trick all along~

“I don’t want it anymore. Get AWAY from me!!-“

Has ticklish palmmmssss

He actually doesn’t mind when Vel/Val just trace his palms, using him as a fidget toy

He rants to his sharks about the tickle scenarios in his head, and it’s a lot

When he gets too flustered, he has to release it in some kind of way; whether that be punching the floor, kicking his feet, insulting (with no real heat) to his ler, and etc, anything you can think of

When he wants to cover his face, he just rotates his tv head 360 degrees and lays it on the ground

But that exposes his tv panel so it’s a big gamble to hope that his ler doesn’t know that’s even a tickle spot

[wiggly-giggly]

Mr. Puzzles Ler HCs

(Because we are so damn lee for this man I swear!!)

-> Depending on the situation, I can see Mr. Puzzles being either a subtle ler or a meannnn, mean ler. This definitely depends if he is in front of a camera or not, as the man does have a reputation that he’d like to upkeep, thank you!

-> In more subtle ler situations, he covers up his little attacks as a mere arm wrapped around his unaware (or aware) target’s shoulders or waist. As he speaks to the audience, or to the camera, he’d “absentmindedly” or “accidentally” wiggle his fingers on the ticklish areas of his target’s body.

-> He will also downplay his actions too, acting as if he’s not doing a thing as he tickles his poor lee before the eyes of a crowd, or the lens of the film camera. He wears that classic, professional smile on his face(? screen?) as he goes on and on about ratings, all while his little lee is giggling in his grasp , searching for an escape from this agony.

-> If he becomes “suddenly aware” of the person giggling in his grasp, or of his actions, he will resort to two things. Teasing the poor person, and complimenting them all the same. He can and will use both of those interchangeably.

-> Mr. Puzzles will go from asking them what is so funny, what they’re laughing at, if he’s really that funny. Then, he’ll switch to complimenting the sound of their laughter. He would comment on how sweet or cute their giggles are, or how endearing their laugh is. And, if his lee happens to snort or make any “unflattering” noises (to some people), he will dove over those sweet noises that they make.

-> This man definitely uses classic teases here and there. Expect “kitchy kitchy coo”s and “awww, does that tickle?”s from him. He’s not exempt from using them in front of others.

-> Mean ler moments? Gosh, you have to provoke him enough or get on his nerves enough to push him into wrecking you. It’s going to take a while however. He doesn’t want to wreck you in front of a sea of eyes, or a camera. We know how dedicated he is to having “five star reviews” too on his shows. You’re really going to have to push his buttons.

-> Or, you know, you could ask him to wreck you when the two of you are in more private moments, or behind closed doors. But let’s be honest, are you brave enough to ask him that?

-> Push him enough, and when the two of you have the time to be alone in complete safety, he’s going to pull you close in a secure hug. Or if hugs aren’t your style, he’ll get real close to you. And then, he strikes.

-> He will be much more rougher with his methods, scribbling his digits into your body as he targets those sweet, ticklish parts of your body that make you absolutely howl, darling. He’s going to switch between spots too quite often to keep you on your toes. He could be absolutely demolishing your ribs one moment, then clawing at your stomach or hips the next.

-> Mr. Puzzles will stick to the previous teasing methods as mentioned earlier. He’ll compliment your laughter and stick to those simple teases. But, he’ll also mock you. Not with real malice, of course. But, what do you mean “not there”? You’ve been bugging him all day, wanting him to tickle the hell out of you, and now you’re telling him not to go for that one spot that has you make the most delicious noises? Oh, darling, you had to have known what you’ve gotten yourself into!

-> “It tickles?” Yeah, he sure hopes it does! Or else, either he’s not targeting the right spots, or he needs to come up with a new tactic. Oh, and now you’re calling him awful? Evil? Telling him to shut up? Mr. Puzzles is going to have you pay for calling him such rude, harmful words. Tickling your tummy seems like a reasonable price to pay, don’t you think?

-> He’s making sure you’re fine after he wrecks you, honestly. Unless, like, he really doesn’t like you. Expect a cup of water, and him telling you that you handled his attack so well. Maybe a series of flustering compliments too about your smile, your eyes, and your laughter.

[hmshermitcraft]

“You're home.” False is surprised.

“Yes, I live here.”

“But, exile…”

“You thought that would keep me contained? Poe lover.”

“Cleo...”

“I love what you've done to the place in my absence. Real classy, hon.”

“It's not serious. It’s all a joke. It’s so they leave me alone. I haven't lost all my marbles, yet.”

“Oh, it tickles me, alright. President of the Poe fan-club? Genius!”

“I-I didn't think you'd be this upset.” 

“Oh, but you knew I'd be somewhat upset?

“I'm sorry.”

“It's fine, it’s not the first time I crawled back from hell to be disappointed.”

False knows her partner. She decides to stop talking, instead closes off the space between them. She attempts to hug her. Cleo pushes, but quickly gives in and breaks down crying on her shoulder. False pulls them to sit down with her.

“It's okay, love. You're safe. You're home. What a long trip, hm? You must be exhausted.”

“I really hate you…” They mumble.

“Oh, I know. I'm the worst! Poe lover. That’s me.”

“Don't agree with me, I'm trying to hurt you.”

“I'll never believe you hate me no matter how many times you say it.”

“Damn it. I-I missed you.”

“I missed you, too.”

“You should have come with us.”

“I know, but I was trying to back-stab Ren, not you.”

“Great job.” 

“I didn't think it through.”

“No. Now you have to deal with the mess that is me.”

“That's not a problem for me. You'll love me again tomorrow.”

“You'll still be in hot water.”

“I love you more than all the shiny rocks in the world.”

“Stop it, I'm furious!” Cleo sighs, not really meaning the words. holding onto her tightly. “So, scary. What an evil zombie.” “I'm not a toddler! Keep digging that hole.” 

“Who's acting like one, baby?” 

“Yeah well fu-.” Cleo fake coughs on their words. “Fine. I love you, Now kiss me already!”

False makes sure to absolutely pamper Cleo, you know, just in case any of those muderous thoughts come back. Plus they deserve it - riding home through the nether really is a long trip!

(Cleo falls asleep before False can pamper her too much. Guess she'll have to continue in the morning.)

[red-dead-sakharine]

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[lillee-93]

Rookie weakness

(Based on Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City) The others laugh at Leon for his rookie status so Claire puts a smile back on his face

Lee! Leon, Ler! Claire

“Damn hippie” Chris mutters as he shoves past Leon “Get a hair cut!” Albert yells as Jill throws her lunch rubbish at him. Leon says nothing and just walks away, not bothering to turn back as they all laugh at him, this was middle school all over again.

Leon was now alone in the changing room, he looked down at the floor and sighed “I knew being a cop wasn’t going to be easy but it’s a lot harder when the whole S.T.A.R.S unit are a load of…” he paused, thinking of what to call them as he rambled to himself “Snobby high school jerks?” Claire said “They’re all college graduates but they sure as hell don’t act it”. Leon jumped, he hadn’t noticed her there “Sorry, who are you?” he asked “I’m Claire, my brother is one of the S.T.A.R.S members, I saw him shove you and laugh at you and, well, I came to check on you, I’ve never seen him act like that before” “You don’t need to apologise for him” Leon said “I wasn’t going to, I was going to drag him by the ear until he apologised” Claire said with a smile.

Leon chuckled at her statement and Claire smiled even wider “Hey, there’s a smile” she teased, brushing his hair away from his face “Your hair is so soft and fluffy” she added “Stop” Leon said, getting flustered by her compliments. Claire attempts to pull Leon into a small hug but the second her hand touched his side, he jumped “H-Hey!” Leon gasped “That tickled”.

Claire’s face lit up when she heard that and she gently poked his side again, causing light giggles to pour out of Leon “Stohohop it!” he whined as Claire gradually increased the speed of her fingers. She moved from his sides to his stomach and began wiggling her fingers against the sensitive skin “N-Nohoho, nohohot thehere!” Leon chuckled “Why? Did I get your spot?” Claire teased “Yehehes! Thahahahat’s my wohorst spohohot! Plehehease stohohohohop!” he begged.

Claire decided that he’d had enough and ceased tickling his stomach, Leon clutched his stomach as the laughter and ticklishness wore off “Thahat actually hehelped, thahanks��� he said “No problem, at least I know how to cheer you up when my brother and his buddies are being jerks” she said with a sweet smile on her face.

“Claire, where were you?” asked Chris “With a friend” she responded “A boyfriend?” Jill asked “Well, he’s a boy but we’re not together, just friends” Claire said “Speaking of which, I told him I’d do this”. Claire dragged Chris by the ear to the door of the S.T.A.R.S office and opened it, everyone was certainly surprised to see the rookie on the other side with his arms crossed. “Apologies” Claire said “Claire, what the hELL-!?” Chris shrieked as his little sister pulled harder “Apologies!” she snapped “O-Okay! Okay, I’m sorry! I’m sorry rook- Leon! I’m sorry!” Chris yelped “Good” said Claire, letting go of his ear.

Claire took Leon by the hand “There’s a coffee shop I wanna show you” she said. The S.T.A.R.S team was dumbfounded, they had no clue that Claire could be so intimidating, they looked to Chris who had his head down in shame and was rubbing the pain from his ear. There were two new rules put in place from then on:

1. Don’t bully Leon

2. DON’T PISS OFF CLAIRE

[gladdygirl18]

Okay okay, ik it's been a while since i posted one of these but believe me, i gotta some stories ready!!! This I feel is gonna be a relatively long post (covering 2 days and 2 nights) so to read it, it will be below the cut

Blue me, pink GF

So on the 15th, MLK Day, I had just gotten back to campus from Chistmas break (loved it, went to Disney ✨🤩) and after my father had left and dropped off some of my belongings, my GF was waiting for me by one of the school gates to head back to her place. She was so adorable and clingly cuz the last time we saw each other was the 8th when she and a mutual friend of ours came to visit my place (had loads of fun 💖🥰)

So when were back at her place, we end up watching some JJK. After a while, my GF and I went into her room to cuddle and make out (to make up for lost time) and she couldn't help but poke me and kiss my neck constantly (i felt like i was on cloud 9, I was so happy 💖🥰💖🥰) Also, we have this thing where we take turns laying on top of one another, being the others weighted blanket (this time it was her turn to be the weighted blanket) and while she was on top of me, she proceeds to tickle me, and she lets out this EVIL LITTLE GREMLIN LAUGH (very endearing) THAT MADE THE TICKLING WOOOOORSE 😳😆💖

Okay, mini side rant: my GF has NATURALLY LONG AND HEALTHY NAILS that i am a bit jealous of cuz i want my nails to be somewhat the same length (and they're beautiful, easpecially when they're painted), but THEY TICKLE LIKE HELL OMGGGGG 😳😳💖

"Weighted blankets ahahaharen't supposed to tihihickle the person under thehehehem!"

"Well..... I'm a special weighted blanket~😈💖"

Once things settled down between us, we went back to the living room to socialize and watch the new Percy Jackson series; it was great. Ofc, whilst watching, my GF insisted on kissing my neck and tickling me (damn near has become a daily thing for her to do, and I am not complaining in the slightest 💖🥰)

The next day (the 16th) my GF and I just stayed in bed for about a good few hours (mainly cuz I didn't get a wink of sleep and when my alarm went off, that's when I finally fell asleep 😅) Once I had woken up and was conscious, my GF took me in her arms and just hugged me, and I proceeded to snuggle into her 🥰 before she lightly traced her nails all over my torso. I grabbed the hand that was tickling me and said, "You're nails make it tickle a lot worse!" "Well, guess I should keep them like this for a while~"

MAAAAA'AAM HELLLOOOOO!??!!?!?! 😳😳💖💖🥰 (i mean i'm not complaining....)

Later that night, my GF, our mutual friend, and I were playing some SSBU and I was getting my ass kicked: I only won twice, my friend won at least 3 or 4 rounds, and my GF won almost every 4-5 rounds in a row (so I was a little salty, and to add salt to the wound, she kept killing me, saying, "I am so sorry, I was aiming for *our mutual friend's name*") I know she meant what she said but it still kinda hurt, and I was getting tired of losing everytime (yeah yeah yeah, call me a sore loser idc....) But one thing that made it all the worth it was that while I was gaining the upper hand on her....

SHE PROCEEDS TO TICKLE ME WHILE I WAS WINNING 💖😆😂😳BROOOOOO WTFFFFF

The amount of fanfic i have read and audios i've listened to with the video game+tickle trope.... To think I would experience that omgggg!!!! And the same shit happened when we were playing Mario Kart!!😳😆 Like bro, I knew she was competitive but to think she'd use ticling as a tactic to win blew my mind 😍😍💖

Don't worry, I got her back too. Whenever she would have a perfect kill streak (kills my character 3 times) I proceeded to tickle her

"It wasn't my fahahahault! I wahahahas aiming fohohohor *our mutual friend's name*! I'm sohohohohohorry!" (her laugh is to die for I swear 😍💖🥰)

That night while we were getting ready for bed, I was still a bit salty that I kept dying in SSBU and falling off the sides in MK. My GF noticed this and proceeds to lay on top of me and says, "Come on babe, let me see your smile" When I refused, she started tickling me lightly with her fucking NAAAAILS OMGGGGG 😳I proceeded to cover my mouth to NOT show her my smile

"Come on hun, let me see your pretty smile, please~?"

After some time when I finally showed my smile, she kisses me and says with a laugh, "Ahhh, I love tickling you"

AHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE ASCENDED OMGGGG 😆😍🥰💖🥰😍😆💖 I WANTED TO CRY, I WANTED TO SCREAM OMGGGGGG!!! SHE REALLY SAID THAT! OMGGG I WANNA CRYYY 😆💖😭😭💖

After settling down, I wanted a hug (me is clingy). My GF turned around and said, "Awww, you're adorable." while proceeding to hug me

"No, I'm not"

"Yes you are. You're adorable, cute, and pretty~"

I TOTALLY wasn't blushing like an idiot 😳😳😳 (for someone to say those things to me made me feel so happy 🥰💖)

"Am not"

"Are too. If not then what are you?" proceeds to lift my face by my chin "Go on, admit you're adorable"

"Or what?"

"Or I'll tickle you~" with her signature gremlin grin

UUUUUHHHHHHH MA'AM YES THE FUCK PLEASE 😳😳💖💖😆

I scoffed and turned over, "Yeah right" (wanting to be tickled again)

"Oh, so you doubt me?" proceeds to place the tips of her nails on my belly (you could practically hear her smile, "You doubt me?"

I turned my head away and didn't answer

"You left your neck wide open babe~" and proceeds to kiss my neck and tickle my belly. While trying to push her hand away while laughing (never worked in the fanfics, def not gonna work irl 😅) she says, "Come on hun, say you're adorble!"

"Okay, okahahahay!" she stops the tickling and stares at me with her hazel-ish silver eyes. i look at her and say, "You're adorable~" (hey I said what she told me to say 🤷🏾‍♀️)

She groans before tickling harder on my stomach, making me laugh louder "That's not what I meant you little shit!" (says in a playful, endearing, and loving way)

When she stops, she looks at me and says "Admit you're adorable."

"Fine, fihihine...... i'm.... adorable..."

"Heheh, I know."

And turns over as if nothing happened. I scoff before I start tickling her back.

"What dihihihihid I dohohoho?! I didn't dohoho anythihihing! Stohohohop"

"Say you're adorable!"

"Okay okahahahay! I'm adohohorable!" (she taps out a lot quicker than me cuz she says she doesn't like being tickled and yet at certain times, she doesn't mind it in the slightest, so I'd want to think I'm rubbing off on her 🥰💖😈)

After we kissed goodnight, we finally went to bed

This was one HELLUVA tickle tea story, but again, this was in the span of 2 days and nights, so ofc there'd be a lot! I really hope you guys enjoyed this as much as me experiencing this! More TTS's to come, so stay tuned!

Edit: my bad, forgot to tag the fwends @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles

[heyneedsomefics]

switches all might ,midoriya ler class 1-a girls

hi guys I'm back I know I'm late but it was the holidays and also this my last all might one I swear,anyways

warning:tickling

class 1-a was outside their dorms and doing...teenager stuff the girls were talking and the other boys were competing on different races.All might was visiting that time and he was lying on the grass with midoriya

"I always loved looking up at the sky" all might said as he sat up "Know why?"

"No" midoriya answered

"Because I always think nana is looking at me and I'm looking at her.You know the day I lost her it was like something left my heart" he sighed

"I understand,it must've been really hard on you" midiroya said as he scooted a little bit closer to all might "Wait a minute you won't do the same right?!" he scooted back away

"I can't arrange that,I don't know when I'm going to die!" he pulled him in to a side hug

"Well you better do I can't lose you" he said, crossing his arms

"Ohh come on,don't get all grumpy" he wiggled his fingers against midoriyas sides

midoriya tried to stop the curve on his mouth,quickly turning into a smile "ahahall mihihihgt!"

"Yes young midoriya?" he said,as he tickled the poor green haired boy

"Stahahahp!" midiroya said through his giggles that escaped his mouth

"hmmm maybe I should use this at training to motivate you,what do you think?" he said,a smug smile appearing on his face

"dohohont you dahaharehe!"

"Why not?Nana did it with me" he said as he tickled midoriyas hips

"NOHOHOHHOH STAHAHAHAP" midiroya tossed his head back,his laugh reaching the girls

over to the girls: "Ok who thinks all might is just a big teddy bear underneath all that show off?" mina said

"hmmmmm? I guess me" momo said

"I agree ribbit"

"me too"

"I don't agree I think heroes deep inside are really tough and are sometimes a little playful" jirou said

"Uhhh girls,look at that,all might is giving midoriya the tickle torture" mina looked at jirou with a sly smile "You were saying?"

"Ok fine I guess he is a teddy bear"

"Hah, what did he do to deserve it." Yaoyurozu said as she watched the scene

"Yeah he's so ho- I meant cute" uraraka messed up knowing mina will tease the hell out of her

"Ohhh what was that ochaco?wanna share it with us?"

"Nothing!No!"

"ohh really,then share it with us"

"N-"

"Girls look!" tsuyu said as she pointed at all might and midoriya who were sleeping?

they ended in a position were all might was lying down on the grass while midoriya lied on his stomach "AHHHHHHHH this is going in my memory album!" mina pulled out her phone and took a photo

"Guys this is so cute!Ribbit" asui said

"I have an evil idea" ochaco smirked as she looked at the two sleeping heroes

"Your thinking what I'm thinking?"yaoyurozu said as she grinned

"I think yeah" uraraka said "Come on girls let's get them" she said as they went close to the two

the girls were now above them,the two heroes continued sleeping until

"1,2,3 Tickle attack!" the girls shouted and jumped on all might and midoriya and started tickling them

midoriyas eyes went wide open and started giggling uncontrollably while uraraka tickled his sides while tsuyu held his arms down "Waihihiht! nahahahah" multiple giggles escaped midoriyas mouth "Ahahall mihihght sahahavehehe meheheh!"

he said but then realized that all might was in a much worse position,since he was bigger it took three of the girls to hold him down.Jirou held his one arm while mina held his other,leaving the tickling for momo.To get him down easily momo immideatily went for the killer spot bringing all might to high pitched squeals and laughter

"HAHAHAHAHAH!GIHIHIHIHRLS STOHOHOHP THIHIHIS!" all mights strength left immideatily thus leaving him defenseless

"cootchie cootchie coo all number one hero hehe" mina said as she started tickling his exposed armpit,his laugh going up an octave

"Gihihihrls stohohop thihihis!Thihihis is nohohoht faihihihr-HAHAHAHA NOHOHOH" midoriya laughed helplessly as his hips were attacked

"Ohh bad spot huh midoriya?" uraraka smiled smugly

"YEHEHEHEHES PLS AHAHAHALL OHOHF YOU STOHOHOHOP!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA IHIH AGRREEHEHE"

the girls stopped leaving the former one hero and the green haired boy breathless "what w-was that for?" midiroya questioned through his panting

"We wanted to mess with you silly" uraraka said with a nice big smile

"By tickling?One of mankinds most worst weapon?" all might said being dramatic

"Well I'm glad it's over" midoriya said as he sighed

"Whoa whoa whoa who said its over?" jirou said

"What?!" all might asked as he stood up "No way!" he shook his head "I Am putting a stop to this"

Momo went behind him and pounced him bringing her and all might crashing down to the soft soil "Not again pls!"

"I'm sorry but this is happening.Girls!" momo said as all the girls pounced on all might

"Well good bye young midoriya!Pls go easy on my si-IHIHIHDES HEHEHEHE" he quickly started laughing while midoriya watched from above "HEHEHELP MEHEHEH YOHOHOUHUHNG MIHIHDOHOHOHRIYAHAHA"

midiroya now had a choose of helping the girls and getting tickled from all might after or getting tickled by the girls

"I'm sorry all might" he sat next to the squirming all might and the girls "You know spending a lot of time with all might does have it's benefits"

"Spit it out midoriya" mina said with excitement

"MIHIHIHDOHOHOHRIHIHYAHAH DOHOHONT SAHAHAY IHIHT!"

"Except from his sides he also has another spot he hates being tickled in which is..." "Don't make me wait just say it" mina shouted

"His wittle Tum Tum" the girls stopped minas jaw was wide open

"I knew it I knew it i knew it!" mina started tickling all mights belly

"HAHAHAHA MIHHINAHAHA!" he continued to laugh like a child and kick his legs in the air as he squirmed around trying to get away from the tickle attack

"Girls what are you waiting for!Midoriya you to!" with that the girls and midoriya took their stations.Midoriya went for his sides, momo went for his neck,jirou went for his knees ,tsuyu went for his hipsand uraraka went for his feet

all the tickling sensations becoming ten times worst as every spot was tickled sending all might into booming laughter

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH STAHAHAH-HAHAHAHAH" all might was barely able to form words "STAHAHAHAHP I GIHIHIHIHIHVE UHUHUHP HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

everyone stopped tickling him and let him go leaving him to lie down and catch his breath,everyone seemed a little bit regretful at the site of a panting all might but mina was completely unfazed

"So can we continue?"

"Mina!!" momo said

"Fine just saying"

"that was..intense" all might said as he sat up

"Were sorry if we went too far" uraraka said, rubbing the back of her neck

"It's ok I guess but next time don't go that far or else" all might said,a grin appearing on his face

"What do you mean by that?" she asked

"What do you think I mean young ochaco" he said as he poked her side

"Yehehs we won't" she giggled

"And as for you young Midoriya punishment will come in the near future"

"Fine!"

"Ohh Midoriya almost forgot!Before all this do you remember what happened?"

"I think we were sleeping.Why?"

"I want to show you something" mina took out her phone and showedall might and Midoriya a picture of them sleeping

"NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY YOU HAVE TO DELTE THAT!"

"Come on young Midoriya it isn't that bad" all might said smiling

"YES IT IS!DELETE IT ASHIDO!"

"Ohhhhhh your not going to like what I'm going to say... I sent it in the class group chat"

and another day closes with Midoriya nearly collapsing

[chocos-universe]

@totaldramafluffstuffz As promised!<3

Everything's gonna be ok

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--Mike was feeling sad and gloomy. Some of the alters had a talk and agreed on one thing--

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|Lee: Mike (Some Vito)||Lers: Svetlana, Manitoba, and Vito|

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"Mate, what's got ya so down?" The Australian (hot) alter asked, putting his hand on Mike's shoulder. "Hm?.. Oh... nothing. I'm alright, Mani..." Mike sighed and hugged his legs. "Oi, you can't fool me, Mike." Mani sighed and put his hands on his hips. "Ey! I'm still here, y'know." Vito grumbled and crossed his arms. "Yes, Vito, I see you." Manitoba sighed, looking at the (annoyingly) confident one.

Then, a familiar annoying, high-pitched happy tone came from behind the Australian one. "Oh, hey Svetlana." Vito waved and had a very confident smug smile on. "Heya Svet." The Australian sighed. "Hi!" Svetlana giggled and had that normal sparkle in her eyes. She looked down at Mike, and her smile faded slightly. "Mike? Are yo--" She got cut off.

"I'M FINE!! CAN YOU GUYS JUST F**K OFF?!"

Vito, Mani, and Svet stared at Mike and fell silent. They all blinked at the same time and looked at each other. "I--... I'm sorry--..." Mike sighed and got up, walking off. "Wait-- Mike..." Svetlana was about to walk after him until Manitoba got up and stopped her, putting his arm in front of her. "It's not gonna work. If we can't get an answer out of him, and he's denying that he isn't ok, then we have to TRY and make him feel better." Mani sighed as he took his arm out of her way. "Eh... just one of his moods. He'll get over it!" Vito checked his nails. Mani raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. "This ain't no mood, mate. He be upset." Vito huffed once Mani said that. "It'll be fine! It was just one outburst." Vito put his hands on his hips. Mani growled a little. "Vito--" "Plus, it ain't that big of deal. It's just a-- AHH--"

Vito got cut off by Mani pouncing on him and poking everywhere. Vito's ribs, sides, stomach, and belly button. "Pff-- Mahahani!! NOHOHOHO-- STAHAHAHahahahaha!!" Vito kicked his legs and tried to get up, which was impossible because Mani was sitting on his waist. "Don't be so smug and annoying next time, Vi!" Mani teased and poked Vito's belly button. "MAHAHAHAHANI!!!" Vito screamed and tried to push Manitoba off of him. Mani laughed along with Vito and kept poking him.

Svetlana then got an idea

"Wait, guys!" Svetlana started, getting the two's attention. "What?" Mani stopped poking Vito, as Vito took that chance to breathe. "What if... we just tickle Mike? To... y'know, cheer him up!" Svetlana put her hands together and smiled brightly. Mani blinked and looked down at Vito, who was underneath him. "Eh, as long as I get to tickle someone." Mani smirked and dug his finger into Vito's side. "*Squeal* Ehehehevil!! Evil Leheheher!!" Vito giggled, making Svet giggle as well.

Mike sat alone somewhere and sighed. Then, out of nowhere. "Hi Mike!!" Said the three, all at once, making Mike jump. "AH-- O-Oh... hey guys... look... I'm sorry for--..." Mike started but got cut off. "Eh, don't worry about it, mate!" Mani said, more... happier than usual. He sat down next to Mike, smiling. Svetlana rushed behind Mike and hugged him from behind. "We're here for ya!" Mike looked confused as hell as he looked up at Vito. "Exactly! No need to be sorry! It was just one outburst. " Vito sat on Mike's legs and put on a not bitchy confident smile for once. "Ok... what's going on? You guys are acting weird.." Mike got chills sent down his spine as he curled up a little. "We know you've been sad, Mike." Vito started, "You aren't good at hiding it... at all." Svetlana continued, looking at Manitoba. "So, we came to cheer ya up!" Manitoba finished. Mike looked down at the ground for a second. 'But what could that... wait-..' Mike thought as he soon realized what they meant.

Vito smiled and wiggled his fingers that hovered over Mike's stomach. "You ok, Mike?" Vito chuckled evily. Manitoba put his finger on Mike's ribs, and Svetlana held Mike's arms/wrist up above his head. "W-Wahahait... guhuhuys... noho--" Mike giggled nervously, squirming a tiny bit. "What? I'm not even..." Vito smirked. Then, Mani and Vito sprung into action without warning, making Mike SQUEAK. "...touching you! Heh-ha!" Vito chuckled, scribbling his fingers softly all over Mike's stomach. "EEP-- ehehehehehe... nohohohoho! Ihihit tihihihickles!!" Mike giggled and squirmed around a little. "That's the point, silly!" Svetlana giggled, watching as Manitoba poked gently in between Mike's ribs. "Guhuhuhuys! Quihihihihihit ihihit! Hehehehehe!" "Aww, why would we do that? Does it tickle?~" Mani teased, lightly spidering up and down Mike's sides and ribs. "Yehehehehes!!" Mike squeaked and kicked his legs just a bit. "Thihihihis is sohohoho childish!!"

Vito and Manitoba stopped for a second before Mani chuckled. "He's all yours guys." "Wait whaaAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA--" Mike SCREAMED as two of his death spots were now targeted. Vito got off Mike's legs and started to squeeze and tickle behind Mike's knee, while Svetlana let go of Mike's wrist and tickled his armpits, making Mike clamp his arms down to his side. "NAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHO! WAHAHAHAHAIT--" Mike squirmed SO MUCH. "Alright, come here, ya nugget!" Mani lifted up Mike's shirt a little and circled/poked his finger around Mike's belly button. "OHOHOHOHO, MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! IT'S TO MUHUHUHUHUCH!! NAHAHAHAHA!!" Mike screeched and screamed as he wriggled around like a worm. "Does someone have a ticklish little belly? Yeah? Do they?~" Mani teased, making Mike blush. "NOHOHOHO TEHEHEHEHEASING! AHHAHAHAHAHA!" Vito chuckled. "Do ya feel better, Mike?" All Vito got in response was little hiccups and laughter. "I think that's a maybe~" Svetlana said in a sing song-y way. "We can't have that now, can we? Svetlana..." Vito looked at Svet, giving her THE look. She squealed in happiness and blew a raspberry on Mike's neck. "*S Q U E A L* NAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! WAHAHAHAHAIT-- OH FUHUHUHUHUHUCK-- STAHAHAHAHAHA-- OH MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!" There were tears in the corner of Mike's eyes as he blushed, kicked, and squirmed around like a madman. "Do you feel better?~" Manitoba asked, poking inside Mike's bellybutton. "*snort* YEHEHEHEHES!! I DO!!! I DOHOHOHOHO!! EHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA! *squeal*" Once he said that, Manitoba, Vito, and Svetlana stopped, letting Mike breathe.

Svetlana hugged Mike from behind and petted his head. "You ok now?" She asked softly. Mike let out little breathless giggles as he nodded. "M-Mhmhmhmhm..." Mike curled into a little ball and covered his mouth to stop giggles from pouring out. "Anyway, job here is done-- WOAH--" Mani pounced on Vito again, poking him everywhere on his stomach. "MAHAHAHAHANI!! AHAHAHAHAHAGIN?!" Vito screeched and tried... he really tried to push Mani off of him. "I'm still not done with you, brat!" Mani laughed along with Vito, poking and tickling him.

Mike and Svetlana looked at the two before bursting out laughing. "Is this gonna be normal now?" Mike said, wiping away a previous tear from his eye. Svetlana let go of Mike, chuckling. "Maybe so."

<End!!>

[fanficsandfluff]

would welcome any more tickle headcanons you’ve got about ted from ted lasso 🤭😁😁😁

here we go-go, mu-cha-cho!

Lee!Ted

Because of Ted's people-pleasing mentality, we all know he wants everyone around him as happy as possible at all times.

That means he can totally ler it up, but because I am so deeply in love with Jason Sudeikis and Ted Lasso equally.... I can't not let my cute man be on the receiving end of some tickles.

I can see Ted being all 'awwwhawhaw! you got me!' after he's jogged around with someone chasing him, letting them get close enough to actually get him, obv.

Ted isn't quite sure how to handle getting tickled for real, honestly.

He's been jostled and huddled and hugged so much in his life, what with his duties as a coach and having a close team around him at all times. And it always makes him smile and chuckle.

But getting tickled definitely takes some getting used to for him. And like anything new for Ted (minus the start of therapy, I suppose), he welcomes the experience with open arms and a willingness to try it out.

He's really jumpy at the start of it, when someone would give him pokes/jabs/quick wiggling fingers somewhere sensitive. But it always illicits a giggle.

I imagine Ted being really open to letting Rebecca try this out on him, what with the amazing close friendship they've developed.

And she's so teasy and so delicate with him that it drives him NUTS.

Literally Ted can melt into a puddle of whines and wheezes and giggles with ler!Rebecca coming after him.

He's a big safe word guy, even if it's literally 30 seconds of casual, playful tickling. Similar to the 'Oklahoma' safe word used in the show, I'm sure this one would be another state or perhaps a town in England to even up the playing field. Or honestly something utterly silly like a player's name (Bumbercatch! Tartt!).

Rebecca cracks up when her and Ted have gotten to the point where he'll just start yelling random words through his laughter to get her to ease up. And she always does. He chooses a new word every time a tickle attack happens and just repeats it over and over again. Rebecca knows all of Ted's signs by now so she knows when not to overstep.

Ted slowly finds some comfort in getting tickled. It sends shivers up his spine when he gets the itch for it, or when he knows it's heading his way.

Ler!Ted

Ted definitely has an easier time falling into the ler role.

He loves when he sees tickling used as a form of bonding between the players. It doesn't fluster him unless the tickling's aimed his way (sorry sorry I'll stop with lee!ted 😉).

He's playful and loving as all hell with his son so of course he's thrown tickles in there when Henry was younger.

Getting out of the in-character canonness of the show, and moving to the general xoc or xreader side of tickling, I have a few thoughts...

If Ted finds out you're ticklish, it'll be like you'd given him his Christmas gift early.

But he'll take things slow, again, not having tickling being a recurring part of his own personal life.

His first step would be to get more cuddly with you, more than he's ever been before. Like a warm up to prepare for what's coming.

He'll pepper in ticklish kisses in sensitive spots like the neck, collarbones, the inside of the wrist/palm of hand, on/behind the ear.

And from there depending on the mood he finds himself in, he'd either deliver the most loving ticklish gestures and kisses OR he'd be evil-ler-dad-mode and attack with tickles.

You bet your ass Ted uses his bristly mustache to his advantage and your demise. That poor belly...

Like Rebecca does with him, Ted absolutely respects any boundaries when it comes to tickling.

But he'll be a teaser while it's happening, of course. Saying his typical funny, naive, simple Ted things. I am clearly not up to par with the Ted Lasso writing staff, so I cannot come up with much of anything good he'd be saying. But you get the idea.

"Ooohwee I didn't know this was such a good spot!" "You've been holding out on me." "Geez! With all that kicking you're doing, I could put you to good use at Richmond!" "Who knew tickling someone could be so damn fun?"

Happy Ted makes brain go brrrr!

[miss-vanman-sam]

What We Do In The Shadows (Series) Ler Headcanons

Nandor The Relentless

At first, he wouldn't be a playful ler. He would only really resort to tickling because he sees it as a way to 'punish' and 'maintain power' over puny humans, such as yourself - without causing any harm, of course

For example, if you annoyed him he'd be like, "Fucking hell! Come here, right now - I need to punish you!" , and then proceed to pin you down and scribble his fingers on your sides until you yell out an apology though your helpless giggles

After a few times of him 'punishing' you, he'd start to notice that you make more of an effort to get on his nerves

It's only when you'd start getting giggly as you irritate him, that he realises that maybe you might be doing it on purpose

He'd ask you about it outright, wanting to ensure that you're not just incompetent

If he finds out that you like it? You'd be royally fucked

Starts dishing out reward tickles whenever he thinks that you've been good :)

"You've been very helpful lately, my friend." *wiggly fingers* "Would you like me to give you some tickles?~"

Never purposely teases and is completely oblivious to the effect it has on lees

"C'mon, now! Move your hands out of the way so I can get your tummy~"

"Why are you squirming? I though you wanted tickles?"

10/10 - excellent ler, would reccomend

Lazslo Cravensworth

God, where do I start with this man?

Mainly uses tickles for two reasons: as a way of bonding, and as a way of annoying you

Is quite an experienced ler, as he and Nadja have tickle fights all the time

KNOWS how to tease a lee

Sometimes, he’ll just come outta NOWHERE and tackle you to the ground before wrecking your shit with a self-satisfied grin on his face

Other times, he prefers a chase - letting you get a few seconds head start before transforming into a bat to hunt you down:

“You have 10 seconds to run, little one ~”

THIS MOTHERFUCKER USES HIS FANGS TO TICKLE YOU

He pretends to eat you, but just really lightly noms on your neck and belly LIKE A MENACE

"Oh dear - look at you wriggling like a little worm! Well, little one, did you know that bats eat worms?” *Proceeds to make ridiculous nomming noises as he tickle-bites*

Gives gentle head-pats after tickles to show that there is no animosity between you

“You’re one adorable little bastard…”

Nadja of Antipaxos

(I’m gay and I love her)

She is a RUTHLESS ler

Teasy as hell

The main reason she tickles is because she finds their reactions adorable

Lures in unsuspecting lees with cuddles, before trapping them in her arms and just WRECKING them

Has the audacity to wiggle her fingers above a lee and go, “coochie coochie coo!”

“Your little giggles are so cute! I have to hear more of them ~”

Uses her long, pointy fingernails to scratch gently between ribs

When she’s feeling particularly mean, she’ll call her husband over while she’s wrecking you, and proceed to talk about you like you’re not right there

“Lazslo, my dear! Aren’t they just darling? Look at how much they’re blushing!”

When she’s finished tickling her Lee, she gives plenty of hugs to her exhausted victim - usually asking Guillermo to fetch them a blanket and a snack

Evil, but caring ler :)

[themistressofdolls]

Xenos the Cat UNLEASHED II

Chapter I: https://www.tumblr.com/themistressofdolls/743616576495009792/xenos-the-cat-unleashed

Chapter II:

THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS

We landed the jump jet in an underground cave system and started to use parts to build a high tech base where we lived for the next five years.

We played games and had fun but I was bored and wanted to go to the surface to fight back against Baconman that's when we decided to form the freedom fighters!

I went to rusted jumpjet cleaning up out guns and we repaired it and flew to the surface world which was a wasteland now, all the forests and nature was gone “I'll land us in the western kingdom.” Felix the fox said and landed the jumpjet.

We landed in a ruined town filled with skeletons that had been dead a long time “What the hell happened here???!!!!!” I was angry.

Inside a building we found a note that was handed out to the people from Doctor Baconman.

“As your religious pope our enemies of sin are drawing near, thus for the final order all citizens must kill themselves to go to heaven under my command.”

I was fucking sickened by the note “Religion makes people stupid! They took their own fucking lives because of that asshole brainwashing them!” I clenched my fist.

Those who didn't die in the war had been brainwashed by Doctor Baconmans evil religion then made to take their own lives, no nobody but the freedom fighters and Baconmans robots where left.

Fist the echidna was furious as he punched the wall and cried “HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!” He screamed as Cinos hugged him.

“I can't believe it, religion convinced every human, every demihuman on the planet to take their own lives because of some lie of an afterlife.”

I shrugged apathetically because I was above such notions of stupid people “More like a religion of evil, if these people put their stock in it then it only proves they where pretty dumb.”

Operation doomsday and the truth of Parabus

After investigating the ruins we learned Doctor Ivan Baconman had constructed a factory city called mechrotropolis where his citadel was so we got in the jump jet and started our final plan to bring down his empire and avenge the furry people!

In the control room of the citadel Doctor Ivan Baconman watched on the monitors “It tickles my dead black heart to see the planet in ruins Pibley, hahaha.” Baconman laughed

“Yes sire.” Pibley said spinelessly

Typing on the controls Pibley activated the defence systems firing missiles at our jump jet “We're going to crash, hold on tight! Ahhhh!” Fist said and I grabbed my buster sword, duel pistols and jumped sky diving without a parachute because my mana allowed me to use feather fall magic.

“HERE I COME BACAONMAN! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE THEN TOO BAD, COPE AND CRY!” I laughed as I started shooting down tons of his robots pretty easily.

A big robot with mini guns for arms and duel rocket launchers attacked but I used hadoken blast to blow it to smithereens “You went down like a bitch.” I laughed and Cinos and the others where impressed with how powerful I had grown in five years.

Baconman was watching on his machine throne punching the computers “PIBLEY KILL THAT FUCKING CAT BOY! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!” He picked Pibley up by the collar choking him.

“Y...yes sire at once sire!” Pibley cried sending stronger tactical robots out.

I went super on command and blew the robots apart with a single Ki Sinki beam “Is that the best you've got? Pathetic, I'm coming to end this Bacon boy!” and I blew up the main gate and flew into the base cutting down 100s of robots with my buster sword.

“Begin operation doomsday, if I can not have planet Parabus NOBODY CAN!” Baconman smiled with evil and his robotic eyes glowed red.

Rushing to the bases reactor core I fought two G809 robots which where heavily armed and put up a fight but Cinos spin dashed them and I was able to blast them with a hailstorm of bullets as they exploded “We're almost there lets kick Bacon boys imperial butt!” Cinos smiled and ran in at light speed.

Fist the echidna then drop slammed the ground sending robots into the air as they exploded into pieces of scrap “You want a fight, you got one!” Fist taunted.

We arrived at the reactor chamber and Doctor Baconman was there in a gaint mecha armed to the teeth “So you must be Xenos the one working with that annoying hedgehog Cinos, I will make mincemeat out of you.” Baconman was pretty pissed off which was funny to me.

“You're going to die for ruining the planet Parabus.” I drew my buster sword.

Baconman armed his mecha and laughed “You fool you have no idea, the planet Parabus is EARTH IN THE FAR FUTURE! Aliens attacked and humans and aliens used horrific weaponry that ruined the planet and created a new age and furries but you all forgot the black history and repeated the cycle of war! In fact humans where so stupid I was able to take over their religion and use it to control them because religion is for stupid people hahahahaha!”

I got pissed off remembering the millions who died because of what Doctor Baconman did during the war and when he became pope.

“TIME TO DIE!” I shouted.

But the doctor wagged his finger as his robotic eyes glowed and he took out a switch “I recreated the same photon gene bombs used in the war three thousand years ago which are buried under the earth and when I press this button operation doomsday will begin turning the bombs on as they explode the planets core!”

A hologram appeared showing me the black history, warfare between mech armors, nuclear bombs raining on the planet over and over then alien bio-mutagenic weapons cracking the crust as a new war turned the planet to hell with overlords, fascists, rebels and regimes rising and falling over the eons to where we are today.

“This is the black history and you where part of it hahaha.” The Doctor smirked.

He then typed into his mechas command console “Now I shall create a new black history and reduce this planet into molten slag.”

I wasn't scared of such a stupid threat as I flash stepped instant teleporting next to him as I sliced his trigger finger arm off with my buster sword as black blood sprayed everywhere “MY ARM YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU!” Baconman screamed in pain and I laughed.

“GO TO HELL AND DON'T COME BACK!” And I punched him through the chest and crushed his nanomachine powered cyborg heart as the life drained from him.

Doctor Ivan Baconman the brutal tyrant of the planet Parabus and bane of the freedom fighter was dead.

Constructing the Sutakatta gunblade

As the base began to self destruct the reactor created a portal and I was pulled in falling through a vortex as I crashed into a strange temple and there was a miko priestess there “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO CINOS?!” I shouted.

“My name is Reimi Hikari a shrine maiden, you must be an outsider.” She smiled joyfully at me which I found pretty annoying but it started to grow on me.

I sighed “Who the hell are you calling an outsider and where am I?” I shouted because this was a strange place with forests and mountains.

“You are in Genshinki a land of magic that boarders on the Earth world as you know it, here the mysterious lives in harmony but you must be careful because humans can be eaten by youkai here if they are not careful.” She explained to me.

I laughed “I'm not human, I'm a cat and I know how to fight so don't worry about me.”

Some vampire girls where starting an incident and Reimi and her friends had to go stop them so I decided to help out, when they saw how powerful my super form was they quickly backed down realizing that messing with me was a bad idea.

Me and Reimi as well as her friend Marcala became a good team as we went on a few adventures to stop rouge youkai and magicians.

One day we went to the angel mountain where the Goddess Lunaria lived “This is where the golden forge is, a forge created by the Gods of old.” Marcala explained as went inside and the forge was huge.

“THIS IS AMAZING!” I gasped and the Goddess Lunaria appeared and she was beautiful.

She looked at my weapons “Reimi said you wanted a sword, I can help you form a legendary weapon that will complement your incredible power!” She said.

That's when I had an idea “Make me something cool, I want a gunblade! Then my enemies will think twice before they fuck with me in the future.”

We gathered chaos metal the rarest metal in Genshinki along with ultima grade mana crystals and omega carbon metal as I helped hammer the forge constructing the blade and blessing it with the power of the 50 spirits of the divine sages.

Through the celestial fires the SUTAKATTA GUNBLADE WAS FORGED and I marked it with my own blood to sign it as mine as I swung the blade and its shock wave alone was so powerful it cleaved a wall in half “NOW I'M PLAYING WITH POWER!” I smirked.

The lunar fall ceremony

One morning everyone in Genshinki started going crazy as a fairy with a chainsaw came into the shine “I WANT TO SEE THE PRETTY RED WATER COME OUT OF HEHE!” And she spun around with the chainsaw but I cut it in half with the Sutakatta gunblade.

I used cure of moons to restore her since I knew some kind of force had corrupted her AND I WAS RIGHT!

“What the hell is going on and why you acting so crazy?” I asked her and the fairy calmed down realizing what she tried to do.

The blue haired water fairy tried to remember “It was last night there was a bright glow from the moon and everyone became angry and insane.” She cried.

I realized a dangerous incident was happening so I got geared up putting on my cool wizard trenchcoat and taking my gunblade. I had been here a while and studied magic so I had gotten a lot better at casting high level spells “Something must be wrong with the moon.” It was easy for me to piece that together because I used my mind palace which let me think really fast.

Outside it was chaos in the forests and human town of Steamberg as everyone was on a rampage torturing and killing each other “I won't let the god damn moon ruin this beautiful world I have come to love!” I screamed to the heavens.

I tracked down my friend and fellow merc Udon Bunny who was a demihuman like me but half bunny instead of cat “What is doing this? You have history with the moon you must know something!” I asked.

“Its the Lunar fall ceremony, you see a thousand years ago people settled on the moon under the Goddess Tsukuyomi but they grew to hate humans because they where infested with the concept of sin and even worse they hate Genshinki more because they seem them as the most impure of beings who must be purged.” she told me and it made my blood boil.

It made my blood boil with fire “They remind me of another group from the Earth world we called nazis.” I snapped back BECAUSE I HATE NAZIS!

War against the Lunarians

I flew towards the boarder of Genshinki where a golden spaceship was there setting up a relay device with some bunny soldiers “So Udon Bunny was right, it is the moon.”

A katana welding woman with an eye patch was there “So you must be the legendary Xenos but the power of the Lunar gods makes us invincble so why not just lay down and accept your death because you have no chance against us.” She smugged.

I went super mode as my hair turned gold and my aura was more bright it seemed in my anger I had became an asended super demi human “What is this power, how did you became an asended demi human?” The general lady was shocked and tried to channel her goddesses power into her katana but I teleported out of the way and drove the Sutakatta gunblade through her chest as blood and guts went everywhere and the bunny soldiers where fucking terrified because I took their powerful general out in one hit “Welcome to the slaughter, motherfuckers!” I grinned as I started taking them out and they screamed in terror as I sliced and diced them with my gunblade then blew the rest up with ki attacks.

Remembering the taoist teachings I learned I used the flow to pick up their golden space ship which scared Udon and Reimi “Don't worry I've got this.” and I spun at light speed and threw the ship which blasted into space and smashed into the Lunar capital on the moon as causing a nuclear blast.

Then I flew into space focusing all my power as I slammed into the moon.

The Lunarian locals where scared shitless as a tainted Earth person dared step on their world “They are an inferior lifeform, they poison our great holy land by standing here!” Shouted a Lunar noble so I fired a hadoken beam blowing him up.

“The world below is my domain and anyone who fucks with it is messing me and for hurting those I care about YOU'RE GONNA KNOW REAL PAIN!” I warned them but it didn't stop them as the Lunarian knights and Samurai came out to fight me with high level moon magic.

I took out my MP3 player putting the song holy frick on getting me into an epic mood as I started punching the soldiers guts out taking them out one by one at high speeds.

Powering back up into asended super demihuman I flew high speed turning hundreds of lunarian elite soldiers into gibs while launching thousands of punches while flying “Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda!” I shouted

Channeling my form I used ulitma magic to blow up buildings and even used the flow to throw larger buildings into soldiers.

Suddenly some castle guards stopped me in massive armor they put up more of a fight but I used the absolute blood shell attack from my gunblade cracking their lunarian armor then I sliced them up as they went down.

I used the X slash cutting the castle doors into four pieces and ran inside as I cut down guard after guard making my way to the top floor to find the nasty eugenics woman who was running the entire lunarian operation.

At the top floor which was like a palace the leader was an elegant women with a katana and fan and her magical power was over the limit “I am lady Tomoyo commander of the Lunar armed forces, so you are demi human interfearing with her cleansing operation of the earth but know this by destorying the tainted boarder world we will spread purity to earth world and bring an era of peace.” She said.

“Peace? AT THE COST OF MY FRIENDS!? THATS NO PEACE WORTH PAYING!” I pointed my gunblade at her.

She giggled “A few million lives is a perfect price for peace, after all how many breads do you eat?” Lady Tomoyo laughed with no empathy for her victims.

Rushing forward with pure rage in my asended super form I punched her over 500 times at light speed but she dodged each blow and the hits that did connect did zero damage to her “WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THIS AND WHY CAN'T I DO ANY DAMAGE!”

She glowed with a bright light light and fired thousands of beams at me as I took a lot of damage, it was the first time in a while someone put up a real fight against me.

“Heel boy!” She smirked at me turning her katana into a metal whip as she slashed me with it over and over

Lady Tomoyo then summoned silver spears of moonlight stabbing me in my arms and legs as I was pinned to the wall.

The moonlight ceremony shined through the window as it touched my blood but because of my power and strong will it didn't drive me insane but instead I felt the flow of the moon goddess in my being as silver light covered me “I let myself go to the power of the moon like the magic users of the eternaity kingdom!” I said as the moonlight covered me surpassing all my previous forms as I exploded into light with silver spiked hair and a silver trench coat which sparked.

THIS WAS MY LUNAR SUPER FORM AWAKENED!!

“This is impossible the moon serves us the true and most pure beings HOW COULD THE GODDESS GIVE YOU POWER AN INFERIOR LIKE YOU!” Lady Tomoyo screamed as her once beauitful face had the most ugly pissed off expression, she was really seething hard.

Feeling my unlocked power my speed supassed lady Tomoyo who couldn't keep up as I channeled silver energy into Sutakatta breaking her katana whip into pieces then I punched her two thousand times at sonic boom speed with each punch cracking a rib over and over “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!” I shouted punching her again and again and kicking her hard in the face as she smashed through a wall and out into the lunar surface as I flew after her “YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME YOU MOON NAZI BASTARD!” I shouted kicking her into the air.

The injustice of what she did flashed through my memory, the millions the Lunarians would have killed had I not stopped them “I realize what I must do I HAVE TO FINISH YOU OFF SO YOUR EVIL REIGME DIES WITH YOU!” Then I flew at light speed as my fists slammed into her chest and her back burst spraying blood everywhere.

Then I kept flying before punching her into the surface of Mars where she exploded.

However I exhusted so much energy and reverted back to super demihuman one as I drifted back to Earth and started burning up in the atmosphere.

THE RETURN TO EARTH AND MY EVIL SELF

I crashed into Japan just outside Tokyo and some yakuza guys took me in and nursed me back to health “We found you outside the city pretty beat up so we got some medicine to help you because you look pretty badass like us.” Said the tough Yakuza guy in the white suit.

“Thanks for the help but I can look after myself.” and I used a taoist healing meditation techquine called a healing trance to regenerate myself which impressed the yakuza clan.

The tough guy respected me “You seem pretty strong, our clan the Shinigami Yakuza have been attacked by our rival the orge alliance who are working with some strong fighter who killed some of our best guys.” He told me.

I wanted a challenge so I told the yakuza guy that I'd take care of it.

Out on the street I was fucking shocked to see who it was IT WAS ZENOS MY DARK SELF AND HE WAS KILLING SHINIGAMI PEOPLE “I thought I destoryed you back in America!” I took out the Sutakatta while Zenos drew the Crystal pandemonium blade which transformed into the Crystal pandemonium GUNBLADE.

“Evil never dies Xenos no matter how many times you kill it.” He said with a sick smile and we clashed blades but I powered up into my Lunar super form and cut him into four pieces then fired a lunar Kanaihen beam atomizing him once and for all.

The tough Yakuza guy thanked me and his name turned out to be Ken Ryugati so we had a big feast that night and they declared me a friend of the Shinigami clan.

My life in Tokyo

It had been a few months since I settled down and moved in with my new girlfriend Nyan Chan and her best friends Nekomata and Ryo-Owo who where cat demihumans like me and we had fun adventures plus I started going to school with them because growing up as I did I never managed to get an education.

School in Japan was pretty fun all things considered plus with all powerful I was the bullies never fucked with anyone or else they would deal with me.

We had lunch together like we did every day “Try the bento box Xeno its a Japanese delicacy.” Nyan chan smiled and it tasted really good.

I also had a can of monster assault to wash it down because its my favourite flavor “Lets hit the arcades after class Nyan chan.” I said and WE DID!

Me, Nyan-Chan, Nekomata, Ryo-Owo and the others from class went down to the Akiba arcade which was massive and had every arcade machine from shooters to dance machines and we had an amazing time.

I got the high score in BEMANI which blew everyone away “Wow, Xenos you're amazing at gaming.” Said one of the girls from class who had a crush on me but she had no chance because my heart belonged to Nyan-Chan.

The Evil headmaster strikes

One day at school everyone was weird and acting like a bunch of fucked up conformists complete with fucked up uniforms like they where in some kind of nazi youth group “What the fucking hell is going on?” I shouted and they pointed at me.

“You have free will you will be punished by the new headmaster” they all said together in a creepy voice so I used a sonic strike attack to knock them out, I broke a few bones but I didn't kill anyone because it seemed they where under some kind of hypnosis.

I met Ryo-Owo and she told me a new headmaster had taken over the school called Ken Starmer and had brainwashed people to become conformists to serve his evil agenda.

Someone had to confront this Evil headmaster and brainwashing my friends was a fast track way to end up in a body bag so I grabbed the Sutakatta gunblade and my High breaker katana and went to find the headmasters office.

I confronted Ken Starmer who had purple sunglasses on and a white jacket looking like some kind of fucked up alien scientist “I knew you where coming here, you are a rule breaker and we can not allow rule breaking in our new orderly and proper society of British values which I am bringing to Japan.” Said Ken Starmer.

“Why are you doing this you boring conformist nutjob?” I demanded some answers and the wrong answers would have be taking heads.

He stood up almost robotically “You see Japan is too free, I will make a world of order where people will work and produce for society. People have too much freedom and emotion which must be corrected through British value systems.” He said.

“I shall now drink from the puddle of darkness.” He consumed black water from a pit in his office as he glowed with evil magic.

Before he could do anything I went into Lunar super demihuman form and cut his head off as yellow blood and wires sprayed everywhere which was fucked up “KEN STARMERS A ROBOT? HES A GOD DAMN ROBOT!”

I had no idea who built him or for what but the school was back to normal “Lets go home play some fortnite and get something to eat haha” I smiled and Nyan-Chan hugged me.

The betrayal of friends

I went back to my house after school when tech-swat officers in black armor opened fire on me “This is section eight hanzer corps, you are the infamous Xenos the cat you will come with us for containment and arrest!” Said the swat command.

I wiped blood off my cheek and drew my katana channelling fire as the blade was lit up with flames “You made a big mistake, now you're going to pay the price!” I warned them as I sliced them apart, using the katana to cut up their bullets before they even got near me.

After I killed the last swat soldier I went to Nyan-Chans house to warn her “It was me I reported you to section eight for the reward money, I had to get it to pay for my moms healthcare since she is dying.” She looked sad and I understood.

Through when I left I SWORE I WOULD KILL EVERYONE SHE LOVED FOR HER BETRAYAL!

Revengence against Nyan-Chan

I pushed glowing red energy through the Suttakata gunblade was I went to the police station first to make them pay for daring to attack me. The gunblade was covered in red glowing light as the police ran to the hall to take positions and I used the taoist arts to crush the front doors and began cutting each officer down one by one.

They fled in fear as I rammed them into walls and the roof. One stupid idiot banged on the door crying for mercy as I stabbed him through the door.

They where scared shitless as I focused raw mana into my hand and used the flow to crush every bone in one guys body.

After that I went to Nyan-Chans home as I killed all her friends and loved ones as she cried and then I finished her off.

My training in Russia.

I took a plane to Moscow and when I landed I punched the countries leader Vladimir Putin so hard I knocked all his teeth out and left his face a mess in order to assert my dominance. Lets just say the Russian military and police didn't want to mess with me after that.

Knowing what I had to do I went deep into the mountains where a group of magic users where training lead by the gun mage mercenary BLACKROSE! I heard about the legends that she has over 300 kills, not as much as me but I had to respect her kill level.

She was training with her elemental rifle when she came me arrive “So you are Xeno Edgeblade I have been expecting you.” She knew my code name Edgeblade which surprised me at first.

“I know lots of things, our order has agents all over the world gathering intelligence.” She explained to me and it made sense.

Suddenly time slowed down as she punched me into the air “Your training begins now, there will be no mercy BE READY!” She said taking me off guard as we sparred together with the other gun mages.

I used the fire arm kata about to channel mana through my guns, plus I trained to shoot better while slashing with my melee weapons.

Forging Odin and Zenkata

Blackrose took me deep into the forests to mine the rare Omega metal then we started to forge two magic magnums which I called ODIN AND ZENKATA! I tested them firing off 100s of shots as my magic regenerated ammo GIVING ME INFINITE BULLETS!

I felt even more badass than before as I summoned magic golems filling them up with round after round as I did sick moves in midair, cutting one of the golems heads off with my gunblade then slicing the other with my katana then firing 50 shots into its remains.

“You have done well, with these devil arms you shall be a true gun mage.” Blackrose said as my training as complete.

My job as a freelancer

As a gun mage I travelled the world hunting down evil crime bosses, terrorists and rouge magic users as a mercenary and I was good at it!

My last job took me to the middle east to hunt down the leaders of ISIS as I ran along the walls opening fire as a storm of magical bullets rained down on them and they where so scared they shit themselves and I laughed “WELCOME TO THE STORM!” I taunted them taking one of their leaders down with my gunblade and another with duel katanas.

After that I got a huge bounty reward from the united nations who thanked me for putting an end to ISIS once and for all.

My infamy grew through each job that I earned the title KATANA OF JUSTICE because I used my duel welding katanas to finish my targets off.

Crystal destiny final mix

I was walking down the street when an energy field surrounded me and warped me to a realm of crystal outside the void filled with floating crystal castles and alien looking structures “WHERE THE FUCKING HELL AM I RIGHT NOW!” I was going to waste the asshole who sprited me away to this strange realm.

A man in black robes with glowing runes floated down wearing a silver mask covering his face “Xenos Edgeblade it is my duty to protect the timeline from you so the sundering can advance, I shall unmake the fall of my comrades and test your power!”

Suddenly I was face to face with the catboy known as Xenos Edgeblade as I played the battle music to the edge igniting my silver crystal X blades then sending ice fire towards him as I spun at him creating a circle of crystal ice which cut into him.

“You're not that bad but I'm better!” Xenos shouted charging at me with his gunblade which I perried using the crystal X blades

I slashed at him many times then spun creating a tornado of crystal ice laced with the power of the cold void itself which he quickly blocked “You are strong indeed, we shall meet again Xenos Edgeblade.” I said and opened a cloud of darkness vanishing into the unknown.

The strange robed man pissed off and the crystal ream shattered sending me back to the streets like nothing happened “Next time we meet I'll take you out!” I swore.

[teddybeartoji]

"what's wrong with you?"

you groan into the pillow. everything is wrong. even the couch underneath you doesn't feel right anymore, even though it's where you've been rotting away for the past few hours. you can't understand what the man on the tv is saying, it's just static now. the light emitting from the screen paints the room in its colors; you're too tired to turn on the real lights at this point.

roomie!gojo chuckles at your reply. "and exactly what does that mean, hm?"

you refuse to look at him, curling deeper into the couch. this is gonna suck so bad.

"i need to ask you something. but i can't do it."

"how come?" he's leaning on the doorway, hands folded over his chest.

another groans disappears into the soft feathers of the pillow. "because you'd never let me live that down... but—" the third groan of the minute. "i bet it'd make me feel so much better. i know it would."

satoru laughs and it makes you take a peek at him. staring down at you – he looks good today. every day. he's wearing a white t-shirt and grey sweats. he's fresh out the shower, his hair still damp. you groan again. this isn't good. he looks so comfortable... and cozy.... but it's satoru fucking gojo. your annoying dipshit of a roommate – if you ask him, he will never let it go.

never.

"what the hell could you possibly talking about? if you wanted to make ou—"

he can't finish his sentence because the groan filled pillow is already flying towards his head. he catches it with ease and blinds you with a teasing smirk. you really do hate him (the butterflies in your stomach disagree).

"no, i don't wanna make out, satoru."

"then what do you want? c'mon, i know you wanna tell me. i can see you're just itching to do it. you know i'm such a good listener."

now you're just glaring at him, which only makes his smile widen.

are you gonna tell him what you want? what you've been thinking about all day long? are you gonna tell him about the thing you're sure would cure you from this miserable state of being.

his blue eyes are set on you but they're softer than usual, more tired than usual too. fuck it, maybe this'll do him some good aswell.

...

"can you— can you hug me?"

beat.

time slows. satoru blinks. the tv in the background goes quiet, only the flickering colors stay dancing on his face. the corners of his lips twitch. there's a glimmer in his eyes.

you fucked up.

"what was that? can you say that again for me? i didn't quite catch that." he's evil. he's mean. he's the most vile man in the and yet it's his warm touch you desire. crave.

fourth groan. fifth? you did this to yourself, there's nobody else to blame.

"okay, whatever. fuck off. i hate you." you turn around on the couch, your back now facing him. you're safe as long as you don't have to see him—

you feel the couch dip behind you. satoru's bodyheat is already overpowering yours, making you feel extra warm. or maybe you're just blushing? who knows.

his breath tickles your ear. it makes you squirm.

"aww, my baby wants a hug, hm? you wanna cuddle? we can do that, all you had to do was ask, you know."

my baby.

"you suck." you can't come up with anything better than that, mind already hazy from him being so close. a quiet mhmm is what you get in return.

his warm hand snakes around your middle, the other looks for a spot and it finds one right under your head. his chest presses up behind you as he molds himself to fit against you like a puzzle piece.

and just as you suspected – this feels fucking amazing. it feels safe, it feels warm, it feels like home. all the worries and problems your day had brought you, washed away in a mere second. satoru nuzzles his face into your hair. you're sure he just sniffed your hair, but you don't comment on it. atleast not now.

...

"rough day?"

his voice is quiet, gentle and it makes you sink deeper into him. you answer with a simple nod and he replies with a hum, coming from deep within; it reverberates from his chest, through your back, slipping between your ribs and engulfs your heart like a warm blanket.

"rough day?"

you copy him, matching his tone. he nods. you hum.

home.

[ladybellissima]

Secrets Dark Link x Reader Part 1

The first thing she noticed was the terrible cold, which slowly ingulfed her body and tickled on her skin uncontrollably. It was silent. A dangerous silence and she knew all too well, that her life was on the line now. The dark atmosphere around her was enough to realize in which trouble she was in.

"God my body hurts…", she whispered exhausted and slowly tried to get up, but the sight before her, let her froze in the spot. Eyes widened, her look wandered around her surroundings and let her gasp of shock. She knew that it was daytime, but there was no sunlight. The environment around her was wittered and slightly covered by an uncomfortable fog. She knew this place. Everyone at Hyrule knew it, but only stories were told of its look. She was surprised that all the gossip, legends and talkings about it were totally true. It was a terrifying land and no one ever dares to step across the border to reach it on free will, because evil was lurking around every corner.

The dark realm.

"(Y/N)…This time you messed up pretty bad", she whispered to herself and felt completely lost of what to do. How could things excelate like that? Shuddering of the happenings moments before, (Y/N) couldn't believe that she was still alive. Even, if it led her into this mess. She could clearly see the scene before her eyes. Her once laughing and smiling self of having a great time at Lake Hylia with her family and friends and the next moment, terrifyed of facing an gigantic storm. The weather had often changed, if it got quite hot, but this time it was overwhelming. Dark clouds let everyone pack their things to leave. (Y/N) quickly gathered everything together, which she took with her. The wind got stronger with every second and with it everyone's uneasiness. Sadly she was further away from the others, because of some exploring by the lake and needed more time. The moment she was ready, she noticed how difficult it got to just walk normally. The wind pushed her roughly forward. Looking out, she was relieved that her family was already rushing inside the laboratory for safety. (Y/N) remebered how her mother was calling for her by the door. The image of her scared expression still gave her goosebumps. She was running. Like a maniac she followed the path to get to the others, but it was too late.  Everyone was screaming her name. Her parents were about to leave their shelter to help her, but were stopped by the others for their useless attempt. With force, she was lifted up in the air and roughly flew in all directions. Her vision got blurry of the cold wind. Heavy raindrops splashed against her skin and felt like to get slapped by someone. Screaming, (Y/N) hugged herself and tried to protect her body of the impact, which soon would come. She lost her orientation. Didn't realize at that moment, she would soon lose everything she got. Up and down, turning and falling, the storm ingulfed her completely and dragged her away.

Far away.

But never would (Y/N) have thought to land here. And still alive. In between her journey she desperately believed that this was her end now. She would sure crash into something and die alone somewhere unknown. But she survived this hell of a ride, but wasn't sure, if she should be happy about it. Her current situation was far more worse than being in that storm. Slowly she tried to get up and felt relieved that she was able to walk. Still a bit dizzy, (Y/N) gave her body a closer look for any injuries and bite her lip after touching a big bloody gash on her arm.

"It must have been the shock that i didn't recognize it sooner.", she whispered and teared up her already torn shirt to cover the wound with its fabric. Hugging herself she watched her surroundings uneasy. Where to go? It seemed that she landed in some kind of woodland. She didn't know how far she traveled across the border. How deep she was trapped in this world, which was forbidden to enter for people of the light realm. Honestly no one would dare to go there. Everyone knows how dangerous it was. After all, it was Ganondorf's territory. A sudden sound of breaking wood let her jump back in fear. Desperately searching for the source, (Y/N) could feel how she slowly lost the control of her body. Her emotions took over. Frightened she started to run. The feeling to be watched was unbearable.

Who was already after her?

Which monster would get her and end her life in the most cruel way possible?

Tears rolled down her face. Helplessly she ran deeper and deeper into the unknown. In a way it felt pathetic to run away from evil and at the same time, maybe run right into it. The sound of growling let her stumble and whimpering frustrated.

"It's useless… completely useless. Where should i go…where to hide….", (Y/N) sobbed bitterly, but still her body kept moving. It was like an inner instinct to fight till her last breath. Suddenly she bumped into something hard and fell roughly onto her back. Shocked her look landed onto a black horse, which pierced her with its intense look. Before she was able to look up to its owner, she could hear noises behind her back and quickly turned around to see what was going on. It was like the darkness was slowly consuming her. Eyes in all different kind of colors appeared in the dark and were watching her shaken form dangerously. Holding her breath she stepped back and could feel the other dangerous power behind her. Holding onto her torn shirt, she turned around again and looked up to be met with pure horror.

Deep red eyes were glaring down at her for coming so close. Snow white hair, long and pulled back into a ponytail. Pale skin, only seen by demons and clothed in pitch black, he quietly observed her ridiculous existence. The growling started to get louder, but she was glued to the ground and couldn't move anymore. The man's look narrowed and wandered behind her, which let the monsters at the back fell silent in an instant. (Y/N) was trapped and by the way the other cretaures were acting, she sure had the luck to run into a very dangerous person. Alone the way he looked, dressed like a soldier, she was sure that he was one of Ganondorf's fighters. Breathing heavily, she fall to her knees. (Y/N) never pleaded for her life. Never felt so scared and facing death in such a horrible situation. The unknown was making her crazy. It was too much to handle that she completely gave up. Exhausted of the events, her vision got black and fell uncouncious.

"Pathetic…"

His deep intimitating voice was the last thing she noticed. The monsters were growling hungrily and getting impatient. Slowly they made their way to their target, while licking their lips in amusement.

"Did i allow you to come closer?", the warriors angered tone let them jump back in fear and whimpering helplessly. Looking down, he thought of what to do with her. It wasn't everyday that someone from the other side got this far into the dark realm. He was curious. Interested, if this was maybe some kind of plan of the princess of hyrule. But beside that this woman didn't really look like a spy, she also seemed quite helpless and weak.

"Who knows…Maybe that's an act.", he whispered to himself and got down from his horse. Stepping beside her and getting down on one knee, he brushed some hair out of her face. He could just leave and end this, by letting the monsters do their work, but he couldn't get himself to move.

He wanted to know.

Taking her bridal style, he got back onto his horse and left into the darkness. On his way, he pulled his black cape over her form to hide her from the others.

He hated it to get disturbed by someone. No one should see or find out, till he decided to.

Her life was in his hand.

[gladdygirl18]

What a way to end a day 💗😍💗🥰🤣

Blue me, pink GF

So in the afternoon when me, my GF and a friend of ours were in the cafeteria, our friend was making a lot of suggestive jokes (it's what we do) and I had responded with my own and glanced at my girlfriend

He asked, "So what those hands do?"

I was slightly embarrassed to answer but my gf said, "this is what they do" and proceeds to tickle me 😆🤣💗 (I freaking love her)

So later that night when I was at her place, we were playing minecraft for a good while and then she wanted to cuddle (how can I say no to something like that 🥺💗)

So we ended up cuddling and making out (a routine we indirectly made) and when I cheated her out of a kiss, she got all pouty and turned away like a little kid. The wheeze that came out of me omggg 🤣🤣🤣 she was acting so childish it was adorable. When I tried to console her, she gave me this pouty look and I just lost it. She playfully bonked me on the head.

Now it was my turn to be pouty. I turned away and pouted and she had the audacity to climb on top of me and say "ahhh now who's all pouty?" It was such a funny thing cuz everytime she tried to kiss me, I'd either hide my lips or turn away from her and it was just all goofy and silly and I loved it. When she finally landed a kiss on me, we just relaxed with her as my weighted blanket

"I love playing with you like this, just being goofy and silly"

She smiles and agrees with a kiss. After that, she starts kissing my neck. Now me, I make a lot of "cute little noises" (GF's words not mine, and not I the way you think) and normally when i say "no" I saw "nyo" almost like a cat and she has been imitating me for since we stsrted going out. When she said that in my ear, I made the mistake of saying "Ah, no! That tickles!" She gave this little evil gremlin giggle and starts saying "nyo" over and over again in my ear, making me laugh, and her laughing in my ear wasn't making it any better (but i loved every second of this; just playing around with her is so much fun)

When all was said and done, I move from under her but she had my leg trapped. I eventually get comfortable but my GF insists on poking me. I giggle ofc and end up kissing her to make her stop. When I cheat her out of another kiss she places her hand on my ribs and says "Hey, sorry about this but my hands and fingers like to jolt and Twitch at times" *Twitches fingers on my ribs and squeezes them* "Ah see? I mean I can't help it" *tickles me again* "they just have a mind of their own" *squeezes my ribs again*

WTFFFFF😳😳😳💗😆💗😆💗💗🥰💗💗 NOT HER ACTING LIKE SHE DIDNT KNOW

And when i asked her to stop, she said "kiss me" and ofc i was being a brat and hid my lips from her. And she kept tickling me until i kissed her.

"Okay okahahahay!" *places kiss on her cheek*

"You know thats not what i meant!" *continues to tickle me!

AHHHH I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH 💖😆🥰💖

After I finally kiss her, she chuckles before pulling me into a hug. After a while, she wanted to play minecraft before we went to bed but she was being lazy, still laying on my leg.

"Okay, babe, u have 3 options: 1. You can get off my leg, play minecraft, and we can go to bed. 2. we can go to bed right now. or 3 *places fingers in her side* I can help you get up to play minecraft and mind you, my fingers like to spasm*twitches fingers to tickle her* every now and again." Her little giggles were so cute ahhhhh 😆🥰💖

My GF scoffs before grabbing me and started GRINDING HER KNUCKLES INTO MY RIBS "How this for spasm!?"

OMGGGG I HAVE ASCENDED ONCE MORE 🥰💖😍😆💖🥰 I LOVE HER SO DAM MUCH, I DONT DESERVE HER 😆😆😆💖💖🥰💖

It tickled like hell omggg but i loved every bit of it 😍😆🥰💖💖after that we just cuddled and played minecraft

So yeah, that was my evening last night, haha. It was great. I love being goofy and silly with her, as well as playing with her. For those who have someone, alwasy try to find the time to play and just be goofy with them; its good for the heart, soul, and the relationship as a whole. More stories to come, so stay tuned!

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