#tm ask

[phsfg]

draw some gay people? as a treat??

he got cocomelon'd

[therummonster]

Am I the only one that thinks that Benny tries to pester Dresden into teaching him how to make a biomech

Benny: so i've got a couple ideas, first of all i've studied charlie's mechanics for a while. i assume that biomechs eat by absorbing things? so i just gotta figure out how to do that. now the shape shifting? lots of confusion, especially since blah blah blah..

Dresden: please. somebody. kill me.

[everyshadeofwrong]

2 & 10 for the tm ask game!

2. Greg or Alex:

akakajshsj aaaaaa someone else just asked me this and I'll say it again, I can't separate baby and daddy they are a package we can't destroy the family integrity

10. If you could pick any 5 old contestants to come back for a special, who would they be?

oh that's interesting, I'd love to see more from Sally Phillips, Liza Tarbuck, Mike Wozniak, Mark Watson and Rhod Gilbert (bonus points if the groups are set as men vs women)

honorable mention to Joe Thomas, Judi Love, Kiell Smith Bynoe, Nish Kumar, and David Baddiel (which could totally make a second special cast akajshsj)

[wispscribbles]

WISP WWIISSPP your retired ghost art is making me lose my minnnddd 😭😭😭😭 that man NEEDS TO BE SMOOCHED!!! but also do u think you will ever do a close up one day of retired Soap?? 🥺🥺🥺 it's just when I look at ur designs of retired ghoap it makes my heart feel like it's wrapped up in a soft, warm blanket but no pressure to draw him obvi 💖💖 hope u have a good day :3

aaAA thank you friend !!!! You're always too kind <333 and I actually tried doing a matching Soap for retired Ghost originally, but my art just didn't want to art for that one - so you're getting more of a doodly scene of the oldies

[thessaliah]

fgo bringing the whole typemoon brand down is the most stupid thing I've ever read

Anyone who says that about FGO while praising the work you play as a disgusting rapist is a red flag.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[ink-ghoul]

📬 New ask game

Reblog this post and let your followers assign you a minecraft mob according to your vibes

Or write in the tags which minecraft mob you associate with yourself

[akakris10]

I drew Ryoshmael for @sguk <3 thatse it

[sailorsally]

sally omg i'm trying sooo hard to be normal about that neck smooching video

big same anon, big same.

[phsfg]

Short King Activity 

[therummonster]

What do you think bustar and Harold's dad is like

cruel, terrible, manipulative, should not have children.

bustar honestly probably doesn't realize the full extent of how bad it was, harold doesn't care enough to realize.

[everyshadeofwrong]

TM asks! 1 & 2?

hey thanks!

1. Favorite series:

in a lot of effort I can narrow it down to s5 and s11, not sure if I can pick only one 😩

2. Greg or Alex:

oh nooooooo this is the one question I don't have the answer for

alex is baby greg is daddy I can't separate them I can't tear this family apart

[scatterbrainedbot]

Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear

never

really

goes

away.....

[adobe-outdesign]

been making some exciting discoveries in SV today

[littlenimart]

i can’t believe that this is how the Like A Dragon Party canonically sleep every night

[bara-izu]

How did Halion react to the bite scene? OwO

He was completely normal™