#tmnt crack

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

TMNT Crack Headcanon: Pink Dye Fail

Warnings: Spelling, bad humor

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Michelangelo had been thinking about this prank for several days, and today was finally the day! He had been waiting excitedly for the day April's name poped up on his phone, telling him that she got the pink hair dye he had asked for. Confused she handed it over to him, but couldn't get the chance to ask him, before the orange turtle ran for the hills and into the bathroom of the lair.

Giggling like a little school girl, Mikey opened the shampoo bottle, and poured the pink dye in. He couldn't wait! The face on Raph when he realizes that the shampoo is turning his hair pink! Best prank ever! Mikey would forever keep up his title as the prank king!

With the now resealed shampoo bottle back on the shower shelf, Mikey ran into living room, sitting in the couch, waiting for Raph to finish his training in the weight room. He tried hard to keep his smile and laugh down, but failed miserably, causing Donnie to keep an eye on him. It was best not to get too close when Mikey was like that.

Raph finally finished his training, coming out with a towel over his shoulders. Mikey jumped behind the couch with a yelped, fighting to keep still. Raph took notice and raised his right brow. He turned to Donnie who just shrugged. He had no idea either.

Raph shrugged his own shoulders before turning and walking towards the bathroom. Mikey jumped up on the couch once again, jumping like a child. Donnie stared in slight concern. Yup, Mikey was up to something.

It didn't take long before Master Splinter and Leo came out from the dojo, after their long training session. They both noticed Mikey's jumpy behavior on the couch and looked to Donnie. He once again shrugged his shoulders. He still didn't know what Mikey was up to. Still, Leo took an extra look into his glass before getting some water to drink.

They heard the water turn of in the bathroom, causing Mikey to stand on the couch, staring towards the bathroom door in anticipation. Raph came out with a towl wrapped around his waits and... nothing. He was still as green as ever, with no trace of pink.

Mikey's face fell, confusion setting in. He jumped from the couch to Raph, starting at him, checking him for any pink spots, not noticing Splinter going to the bathroom to take his turn in the showe. Raph stared from Mikey to his two other brothers. Both of them were as confused as them.

Mikey stood back in confusion. How was his brother not pink? He poured ALL the dye into the shampoo bottle... wait... Mikey didn't use shampoo... He had no hair... Neither did Raph... Actually, none of his brothers used shampoo. They are turtles!

Then why did they have shampoo in the shower?

Oh no...

"MICHELANGELO!!!!!"

All four brothers turned in horror, screaming at the sight in the bathroom door.

Mikey was grounded until the pink dye was out of Master Splinters fur.

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Fun fact: this is my lock screen:)

[isitdonproof]

saw a post which inspired me to badly throw this together in paint please enjoy

[blueberry2123]

2012 Donnie: ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE! CHILL THE F OUT! I'm gonna ask you this one time: Where is April?

Rise Leo: [raises his voice] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is April?

2012 Mikey: [_ also raises his voice] I'll do you one better. Why is April?

2012 Donnie: [aims his blaster at Rise Mikey’s head] Tell me where the girl is, or I swear I'm gonna french-fry this little shrimp!

Rise Leo: Let's do it! You shoot my bro, and I'll blast him, let's go! [puts his repulsor weapon at 2012 Raph’s face]

2012 Raph: DO IT, DONNIE! I can take it.

2012 Mikey: No, he can't take it!

Rise Donnie : He’s right. You can't.

2012 Donnie: Oh, yeah? You don't want to tell me where she is? That's fine! We’ll kill all four of you and I'll beat it outta Shredder myself! [to Rise Mikey] STARTING WITH YOU!

Rise Raph: [tries to clarify the situation] Wait, what? Shredder? Let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?

2012 Leo: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

Rise Leo: You're from Earth?

2012 Raph: I'm not from Earth, I'm from New York.

Rise Leo: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!

Rise Donnie: What are you hassling us for

Rise Mikey: So, you're not with Shredder?

2012 Donnie: [annoyed] With Shredder?! No, we’re here to kill Shredder! He took April. Wait... who are you?

Rise Mikey: We're the TMNT, man.

[onegianthotmess]

I regret nothing.

[hapfish]

how strange it is to be loved.

how strange it is to be anything at all.

[sweeneydino]

Only villains like punch chowder.

Reference photos ofc

If you’re curious and haven’t seen it, its Red flags by Tom Cardy, and the Artist is Gabriella Antali! Check out their work :3

The other is Invincible lol

[tangledinink]

tmnt tarot ☽O☾ zero through five

[ @angelpuns - @evenmoreofadisaster - @radishhqueen - @probably-not-a-rutabaga - @kathaynesart - @beannary ] - [ next set ]

[mintghostko]

Empyrean!

Empyrean Weeping’s Leo was the first thing to cross my mind when I saw this prompt so of course I had to draw him (^^ゞ I just think the way empyrean is used in this au is really really (two reallys) cool  :)

Empyrean Weeping belongs to @cupcakeslushie and the original Rise August prompt list was made by @sariphantom :)

[alwerakoo]

POV You just saved NYC

[valsdelulucorner]

i saw this image and I had to

[dragonpastels]

Cracked Conscience Chpt. 2

Pt. 1 |Next->|

|Start of Chapter 1| |End of Chapter 1|

|Masterpost|

Guys, Gals, and Non-binary pals Chapter 2 is officially off and running and I've only have one thing to say

Let the chaos begin

|Next->|

|Masterpost|

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

Clog! (Crack)

Bayverse!Turtles x reader (Platonic)

In which the turtles and you want to show Leo how much time he actually spends meditating and training in one day, so you put together a performance.

Song: Oct! - Don’t Touch My Clogs.

Warnings: Strange music from a banger song, spelling because tired.

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You guys had told him, and you had done so several times, but he still wouldn’t listen. Leonardo spent too much time training. When Master Splinter had told him it was becoming a little too excessive. But Leo wouldn’t listen. He would just brush your comments off before heading back into the dojo. And after one day where he skipped all meals except breakfast, and didn’t come out before the rest of you guys were about to go to sleep, you had decided it was enough. It was time to go into extremes, and show Leo exactly how much time he was spending in the dojo. So the next day, after Leo had finished breakfast and gone into the dojo, you, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo started practicing. If you guys could put on a five star performance in one day, he was definitely spending too much time in there.

After several hours, Leo finally came out of the dojo. He was sweating more than he had ever done before, and his limbs were aching. But all that was forgotten when he saw Michelangelo, standing in the middle of the lair on the raised circle with his arms crossed and sunglasses on.

Before Leo could ask what was going, music started playing, jolting Leo in shock, as Mikey started moving his shoulders and lip syncing to the song playing.

“Years before I was born, father told this to me / It was one Christmas morning in '73 / There was one lonely gift nestled under the tree / My grandfather said, Don't touch my-".

Leo stared in confusion as Mikey gradually got into the music, pointing in Leo’s direction with a sense of urgency.

“He said, Boy, listen close, I am saying this once / These were worn by my parents and their parent's parents / Now they're yours, but be sure to guard them with your life. / He said, Don't ever let them touch my clogs!"

Just as Leo was about to ask Mikey what he was doing, the chorus started up, causing Donnie to jump out of nowhere and making Leo jump in surprise once more. Leo blinked as he saw his two youngest brothers dance out a well choreographed dance on the raised circle, while both wearing sunglasses.

“You can take my cash, you can burn my house! / You could force feed trash / I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass / Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs!”

Leo shook his head in surprise at the lyrics.

“You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog! / Have to beat my wife / You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife / You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my clogs!”

Both Donnie and Mikey started circling while staring directly at Leo, causing his metaphorical hair to stand.

“Don't touch my / C-L-O-G-S / They're my clogs! / Whoa, oh!”

As the second verse began, Raphael jumped up on the circle, causing both Donnie and Mikey to crouch and look at him like he was a god. Leo was actually quite surprised to see Raph was in on this.

“Father said: You're my son, so I'll tell you the truth / I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth / Now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life / I pray you never let them touch your clogs!"

And just as Leo thought it couldn’t get any stranger, you jumped in from out of nowhere, taking up the second chorus with animated arm movements, all while his brothers circled you.

“You can slap my wrist, I'd let you shave my head! / Let you wax my pits / I'd even butt-chug bleach while you twist my nips / And after all of that I still wouldn't let you touch my clogs!”

Raph lifted you up on his shoulder, while Mikey and Donnie continued to circle the two of you with their arms up in the air, continuing a more advanced version of their choreography.

“You can eat my lunch and you can knock me out / With a 1-inch punch / And make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge / You'd have to shoot me dead before I ever let you touch my clogs”.

Raph threw you up into the air, and started an air choreography that Leo was pretty sure took a long time to put together. Everything started picking up speed, and Leo was surprised to see how well it actually was going.

“Is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25 / Then I will pass the clogs to them and they'll wear them with pride / And every single day from then, they'll make sure no one has touched their clogs! / They're the one thing I love, the only thing that makes me sure there's a god up above / Those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove / And I would give up everything 'fore I ever let you touch my-”.

Raph slowly placed you back down on the ground.

“Clogs / C-L-O-G-S”.

All of you moved your attention towards the door into Splinter’s room. Leo was more than just a little surprised to see his Sensei come out with a pair of clogs held high in his hands, ever so slowly moving towards the rest of you, who were acting as if he was carrying Jesus as a child.

“Now I lay me down to sleep / I pray the Lord my clogs to keep / If I should die before I wake / I pray the Lord my clogs to die”.

Splinter now stood in the middle of the raised circle, holding the clogs high above his head, while the rest of you were circling him in the ground beneath him, continuing your complicated choreography that only continued to surprise Leo.

“You can take my cash / You could force feed trash / I'd let you kick my balls while I chewed on glass / Before I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs”.

They took turns spinning you and holding you high up in the air, all while Splinter continued to hold the clogs high in the air.

“You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog / Have to beat my wife / You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife / You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my-”.

It ended with all of you posing in various ways, all with your attention directed towards the clogs in Master Splinter’s hands.

Leo honestly didn’t knew if he should clap or run and hide in his room. But one thing was sure, he wouldn’t stay in the dojo for half as long as he had done before.

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A/N: This is so bad, but I’ve had this idea stuck in my head for days. I just needed it out of my system.

[screwedupscrewball]

Cracking the Egg part 12

[cupofcappuccy]

not much of a drawing but a traced ss from tmnt 12 cuz I wanted to see how Leo's shaped

He is very shaped 😔

[doturtlesdream]

if you confess to murder you’re homophobic

[Part 1] [Part 2]

[r0llerblad3]

hwy sooo how do you think the tmnt 2003 boys would deal with a s/o with a sensitive neck. Like s/o has kept it secret this entire time even during their cuddle sessions, but the boys find out from nuzzling their face affectionately into s/o neck and s/o has a gigglie fit and rolls and falls out of bed reflexively trying to get away? (If mikey blows a raspberry he will get punched).

SOOO SOO SOO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER TO POST- I HAVE BEEN BUSY IN MY PERSONAL LIFE LATELY! So I hope I did fuck up any of my spelling on here 💀

2003 TMNT BOYS REACTION TO A S/O WITH!SENSITIVE NECK

(GENDER NEUTRAL READER! NOT PROOF READ!!)

Warnings:Suggestive? I don’t really think so but just in case 😭

Gonna age up to turts just to be safe so they are in their 20’s!

Raphael🐢❤️

I feel like he would find out after a stressful fight, like near death type stuff with shredder and the foot clan. You’d be laying down with him on your chest as he played with your hair and nuzzled your face. (Ignore the fact he’s probably 10x your weight- hope your ribs r strong)

While he’s messing with your hair he moved his head down to your neck. He didn’t mean to surprise you, I mean the sound you made when his breath glazed your neck surprised him as well!

Raph would just stare at you for a good minute or two, taking in his new found discovery before he shoved his face into your neck, kissing it and maybe taking a bite..? You kicked your legs, trying to get out from underneath him. FINALLY after a few mins you managed to get out from him, only to fall face first onto the floor of his bedroom.

Don’t worry…he apologized and fixed up your face, just to go back to tickling and messing with your neck

Leonardo 🐢💙

Again, probably after a life or death situation. Unlike Raph, leo would have you sitting on his lap in his room. His arms around your waist as you comfort him. He’d have his snout on top of your head, talking sweet nothing about how much he loved you and how he was so happy to be with you.

Suddenly he’d move his head to your neck, his hot breath on your neck made you jump and wiggle on his lap. He moved his head away from you for a quick second before shoving it back.

You yelled at him as you tried to break free “ Leo! Stop!” you laughed. Finally broke loose, falling off his bed and onto the ground. He burst out laughing.

Donatello🐢💜

You would have active cuddle times in his lab when he’s not busy or out saving the city. He’d have a little corner set up (that was really just for him to sleep) that was all for cuddles when you where over. He was working on a new project, sometimes that could help the team tremendously. Yet, the stress got to him. he had spent nights staying up working on it, hardly eating. This of course worried his brothers and so they decided to call up you.

Here you are, holding your big, mutant, purple loving boyfriend as he slept so calmly in your arms. You where the big spoon, holding him close with his arms around your waist. You had gotten a notification from your phone, wanting to grab it but not wanting to wake up Donatello. You tried to carefully reach for you phone, grabbing it but also waking him up. He had moved his head to your neck and sighed.

You couldn’t help but let out a soft giggle as it happened. You never told him you where ticklish there until now. He smiled lazily as he started to kiss your neck, sleep still getting the best of him. You had begged him to stop in between laughs yet he ignored you. You managed to pull his arms off you, and puts away from him only to fall off the small bed and onto your butt on the ground p, earning a laugh from him and a glare from you.

Michelangelo🐢🧡

Mikey, your bundle of join as you may put it. He loved to cuddle with you and not far into your relationship he had found out about your neck. You had originally been sleeping next to him, exhausted after a day at work when Mikey had a idea. How cute would it be to see your reaction when his kissed your neck? You had kissed many times of course, but only on the cheek, head, or lips. He always loved your reactions when he did that so why not try a new place?

He gave you a soft kiss on the head, causing you to open your eyes before his lips traced to you neck. He kissed your neck and earned a flinch from you. He decided to do it again. You laughed this time and with that he had a new idea, Tickle fight. You had fought against him, trying to get away as he attacked your neck causing you to erupt with laughter. He has blown raspberries in your neck and with all your strength you managed to get away from him…but you did bust up your nose falling face first off his bed.

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HOLLY- if I’m being honest this took me WILLPOWER to finish this! I just couldn’t think of any good scenarios for weeks! But it’s done! Also Leo and Raph may look kinda weird next to Donnie and Mikey because I wrote the them like two month apart and my writing has definitely gotten better!

Request board/Intro here!