#to the day

[geminijade]

It's Been Three Years Since Chris Evans Blessed Us with Andy Barber 🔥🥵

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

Bitch I haven’t spoken to since high school just messaged me out of nowhere and I’m ????

[halinski]

omg guys im barely holding onto sanity, i literally showed up to work today and went "today i am Odin's personal carer!" And everyone let me

(Odin is a black cat that reminded me of my own cat black house cat, Fenris, who came in the other day and almost went into cardiac arrest bc of arrythmia and pleural effusion but like he's still relatively young and and i and my coworkers were like 'we feel like he'll make it' even tho we had to intubate him at moments notice and were ready for resuscitation, owner's are ready to do everything and he's slowly but surely fighting his way back to his feet, he finally purred in my arms for the first time today!!

but yeah we have waaay more patients than just one and i have never gone around declaring or demanding anythign around here, especiqlly ignoring work or other animals in favor of others anfbjdndgdkgnjfld

[magdalenas]

2 months btw

[oh-look-car-horns]

IM NOT READYYYYYY

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[mandycantdecide]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[icarus-showmethemoon]

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

[antlerlad]

happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week