i swear to god if i get called ma’am one more time today i’m going start throwing bricks at people
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you know when the adhd is like “you can’t do shit today” and you think no i can totally do shit today and then the next day its like “no you REALLY can’t do shit today” and you think no no i can TOTALLY do shit today and the next day you can’t get out of bed to even eat like you get it right
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I forgot to clean my fucking HOUSE.
And they're coming in like a half an hour.
FUUUCCCKK.
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man you'd think with a fucking teacher shortage declaring an education major wouldn't be so complicated 🙃
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info
Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
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I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with
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I have family coming over for dinner tonight (like...all of them). And I couldn’t feel less like dealing with people if I tried.
So, uh, wish me luck with that.
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