#toilet humor

[vexwerewolf]

“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“

I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[snickerpuffs]

insertdisc5 has gone on record (on multiple occasions across several interviews) stating that the only canonical events of "In Stars and Time" are what you personally experience during your own playthrough.

There is a single bathroom in the game that is entirely optional to enter. If you do, then your character will state that they "don't really need to go", and instead reflect on your current progress. And there's several unique monologues for multiple important parts in the game!

The reason I mention this is because there is exactly ONE instance where your character can enter the bathroom and, instead of monologuing, does "what needs to be done".

And!!! It's pure random chance!!! And you can only get it during the earliest sections of the game!!! It's very easy to miss, even if you enter the bathroom multiple times!!!!

In other words, for nearly every single ISAT player, Siffrin using a bathroom for it's intended purpose is entirely noncanon, and I think that's hilarious.

[thatmemeguy89]

Creative

[fencecollapsed]

a week straight of Urinetown has broken my brain a little, I had the thought chain

the poor are unionizing

the poor are... URINizing....

THE POOR ARE URINATING

and now I can't stop thinking the poor are urinating and having to hold back laughter I swear to god I'm more mature than this-

[falloutconfessions]

"I love to find the random gnomes scattered throughout the wastes posed in various places. It wasn’t until much later on that I realized this gnome isn’t just in his most vulnerable position but he’s also brushing his teeth. Ya’ll really out in the world brushing your teeth while dropping a steamy?"

Fallout Confessions

[mysteryman1940]

Bros share the bathroom!

[kharmii]

Volo worn out taking care of baby pokemon. He says to riolu, how he's been crying a lot at night. To togepi he says, "Could you please stay quiet because I'm about to fall asleep." Bottom it says Togepi can't stop crying unless Volo is around.

Next one has Akari tackling Volo while saying, "(Like) Naughty. I like it.

Volo holding a bottle and togepi saying, "A nursery? Become a breeder."

Volo says, "That's a memorable funny face!" in a playful manner. This embarrasses Akari, who says, "EVIL SPIRIT!!!" in great indignation.

Rei and Laventon say, "Fight! It's a fight!" Akari says, "This is a show of the Galaxy Expedition team! Today I have something to say to the person I've loved♡ since the day I came to Hisui!! The Ginkgo Guild's Volo!"

Volo is flushed and replies, "Sorry..hurry."

Where Akari thanks Volo for the piggyback ride, and then they have some goofy banter about dating when she gets older.

Lefthand corner says, Akari doesn't have a toilet in her house, so I wonder if she uses a shared toilet?

On the right, she is in the toilet calling out, "Volo? Volo? Are you there? Please reply!"

Then lower left, Volo asks, "Again?" This after Akari says, "Poop. It's out!" (LOL, crude humor)

Art credit: .@187c1082 Twitter.

[omnybus]

"What the hell is that?" "I dunno... It looks like a giant-"

"BUM! Yeah you bum, get outta here you freeloadin'... what is that?" "Dunno, Kinda looks like a huge-"

"BOOTY! Arr, so much booty, mateys!" "Captain, look there off the port bow! It looks like a pair o' massive-"

"BUNS! Get your hot cross buns here!" "I'll take... what the hell is that up there?" "Huh, it sort of looks like my wife's-"

"FANNY! Aunt Fanny, there's something in the sky! It's round and has a big-"

"CRACK! Yes, a million dollars worth of crack were seized in... breaking news, I just received word that a large flying object has been spotted in the sky, shaped like someone's-"

"CABOOSE!" "That's right kids, the end of the train is called the caboose!" "Teacher, look up there! It looks like a gigantic-"

"ASS!" "What?" "Whoever designed this aircraft is a complete ass! I mean look at it; you might as well give it a huge-"

"JOHNSON! Get over here..."

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[aquarian-airhead]

girl help doctor told me it's IBS, not omega slick

[thatmemeguy89]

Stoppppp

[qwerty-between-the-lines]

Annabeth: Why do guys have to be so immature and make a contest out of everything?

Hazel: I know, right?

Frank: BUURRRPPPP!

Percy: BUURRR-RRRPPPP!

Jason: PPRRRMMM!

Leo: P-P-PPRRRMMMM!

[sonicattos]

doodles from last night

[chumpsland]

Of all the bathroom-based comics I've done, this is probably number one or two.

Okay, maybe turd best. But top three for sure. 🚽

[mysteryman1940]

How the men's room should be.