#too lazy to tag these rn probably will later

[freminnet]

Kosma icons for @alcatmy !

[starstruckmoony]

Can I get a FIC abt the reader being Theodore’s gf and best friend and she’s embarrassed and alone in her dorm bc of cramps and they are REALLY REALLY bad and he just comforts her and they snuggle and he gives her his hoodie and fluffy!! (I’m dying from my cramps in my bed rn 🙏 I need comfort from my book bf)

thank you for this request anon!! i am so so so sorry for taking longer than i should have but i've just been all over the place with requests and in just general this past week 😭 so yeah i am a little late but i hope you're feeling better and that this meets your expectations <333333

in between.

masterlist , requests

pairing - theodore nott x slytherin!reader

trope/tags - fluff

word count - 1.7k

warnings - descriptive period pains

waking up in time for class was always difficult for you. not even because you were lazy or didn't care about your grades enough, but mostly because theodore, your boyfriend and number one favourite person in the world, had an annoying little habit of staying inside of your room until pansy chased him out because she wanted her beauty sleep. most of the time, that would be somewhere around two in the morning. and you had to get up at six. four hours of sleep. wonderful. usually, you didn't mind. you didn't like getting out of bed, anyway.

but this morning, you very much minded. your eyes snapped open, you weren't entirely sure what had woken you up. you grunted, irritated, and disappeared under your two blankets to shield yourself from the cold of the dawn, sighing when your realised you that you'd have to get up in no less than ten minutes. with transfiguration as your first class, too. how you loved having to turn tables into chairs first thing in the morning.

but then you felt it. a terrible sensation in your abdomen, so harsh it felt like sharp knife was slicing through you. it took everything in you not release a pained moan. the discomfort spread almost all the way to your upper thighs, coming in constant strong waves. you groaned, hiding further under the covers and curling yourself up into a ball.

you wanted to cry. not only were you exhausted, but you were also in a tremendous amount of pain. you had got your period the night before, and it was going kind of smoothly... as smooth as they go... so you weren't really expecting to wake up with a dying wish to pass the hell away barely five hours later.

pansy's footsteps sounded throughout the room, and you heard the bathroom door shut. you didn't move a muscle. a few moments later, it opened again, and she paced around for a bit, shuffling through her trunk and then your own when she couldn't find a clean pair of socks. she was humming some tune as she got ready, seeming to be in an okay mood, but then she scoffed. her steps got louder as she neared your bed, pulling the covers off of you.

"bitch, you'll be la– oh merlin, are you alive?" she was a little startled seeing you resemble the appearance of an ill victorian child, but nevertheless took a seat at the edge of your mattress, "no." you dragged out, retrieving your precious blanket. you couldn't recall the last time you felt this bloody awful.

"period cramps, huh?" she made a sympathetic face at you, very familiar with that struggle. you only nodded. she hugged you and stayed like that for a bit, before standing up and walking over to her drawer. she dug out a few chocolate frogs and tossed them over to you.

you muttered a strained thank you, collecting them all. you placed them onto your night stand, grunting. you knew that they probably wouldn't help as much as you wished for them to, but you still appreciated your friend for trying. it was the least she could do in those circumstances.

she sighed, picking up her bag and throwing it over her shoulder, "i'll tell mcgonagall you won't be coming in today." you sat up immediately, getting a bit stressed, "don't tell theo."

"huh?" she deadpanned, eyeing you like you had gone mental.

"i don't want him to worry." you explained with a shrug, wincing when the cramps got stronger. you knew what your boyfriend was like, meaning you were aware that he'd come running right to you if pansy were to tell him about the dreadful state you were in. you didn't really want him to see you like that. your head was beginning to hurt, too.

she rolled her eyes, "as if he won't come looking for you the moment he sees you aren't with me." she bent down and picked up a dirty stocking, throwing it at you. and she was right. theodore loved you more than all of his friends combined, so you could already picture him bolting through the dungeons and straight through your door after seeing that you were missing. he wouldn't even have to be told why you weren't present.

pansy left then, leaving you to suffer all alone. you were barely able to get out of bed to clean yourself up. even moving around was hard. it took you about two minutes to drag yourself to the bathroom and and another fifteen to leave it. managing your hygiene had never been more exhausting.

just as you collapsed back into your bed, ready for a few more hours of torture, the door of your room opened. there went theodore, holding one of his hoodies, a bunch of period products you weren't sure how he acquired, and some chocolates he had stolen from lorenzo's drawer. your heart may have simply melted.

"hi." you peeked at him from beneath the covers, your voice small and tired.

"oh, love." his face twisted with concern as he took in the sight of you. he quietly shut the door and was next to your bed in a matter of seconds. he clumsily set all of the things he brought onto your nightstand, eager to have you in his arms as soon as possible. he shrugged off his robes, kicking his shoes away too. you tried to sit up, and once you did, he took the opportunity to take the shirt you had slept in off of you. he replaced it with his hoodie before settling down next to you. it smelled like him, which was also one of your favourite things in the world. you sighed, a warm feeling overwhelming you.

"tell me if you need anything and i'll get it for you, okay?" he brought the blankets all the way up to your neck, throwing an arm around you and pulling you close. he was willingly missing out on classes for you. could you just let that slide?

"theo–" he placed a finger against your lips to hush you, "i can take one day off, it's not like it's gonna kill me." he retrieved his hand.

"but–"

"no buts." he made you get closer, and you let out a startled giggle, momentarily forgetting about the pain you were in.

you laid there in silence for a little while. theo was rubbing comforting circles into your back, pressing a kiss to your forehead every now and then. it eased you a little bit, and you weren't feeling so terrible anymore. the pain was still there, but whatever he was doing made it a little easier to bear.

"is it really bad?" he questioned after seeing you had scrunched your face up. you hummed and he sat up, reaching under your bed. "where is it– oh." he pulled out the hot pack he knew you sometimes used in similar situations, heading for the bathroom to fill it up with warm water. he returned rather quickly and reclaimed his position on the bed. he adjusted your pillows and placed the hot pack against your stomach, throwing an arm around you again. it made it a little difficult for him to pull you completely against his chest, but your own comfort mattered more to him.

"thank you." you sighed. he gave you a look, not a particularly annoyed one, but one that told you that you didn't have to thank for him doing things like that. he pecked your nose, the urge was too difficult to resist. you exhaled comfortably, taking a hold of his hand and intertwining your fingers.

he began massaging your knuckles, and you shuffled closer, as close as it was possible, burying your face into his chest. he kissed your hand this time before releasing it, and tangled his fingers in your locks instead. you loved it when he played with your hair, and he loved it just as much, mostly because you were giving him a fantastic excuse to touch you.

"what explanation did you come up with for missing classes today?" you questioned, suddenly feeling curious. your cramps slightly reduced in their intensity, so you didn't mind talking or even getting up for a bit.

"i just told it as it is." he shrugged, continuing to play with your hair. he tucked a strand behind your ear, smiling at you.

"what?" you chuckled in surprise.

"i told mcgonagall my girlfriend wasn't feeling well and that i wanna take care of her." he was so, very causal about it. you were surprised he actually knew what to do to help you. you did assume he asked pansy, but it at least meant that he cared. and it made you that much more happy to have him there with you.

"really? what did she say?" you raised an eyebrow.

"she was a little annoyed but she understood what i was getting at," of course she did, she couldn't not, "and then she told the other boys to take notes," he grinned proudly, "draco especially."

you burst out laughing, "that did not happen."

"yes, it did," he snickered against your cheek before placing a big, loud kiss against it, "you can ask anyone." he pulled back, but did not move away. you were so close that your noses were touching.

"hm, i think i'll take your word for it." he smiled again, and you pecked his lips, another way to thank him for doing all of that for you, "i love you." you whispered.

"i love you more." he gave you a cheeky grin.

"wrong." you retorted playfully, poking at his chest.

"that's up for debate." he put his hand over yours, holding it in place.

"do not argue with me." you warned, not very seriously, though.

he snorted at your teasing reply, but didn't push the discussion any further. on a different day, he probably would have. that one adored getting on your nerves more than anyone else in the world, but he wasn't so stupid to do it when you were having such bad period pains. there were other things to be done. he said he'd give you cuddles, and kisses, and hugs, and snuggles, and even more kisses and everything in between. and he did just that. that one time, and all the other times.

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Blog stuff:

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send asks ab Jason Todd! Fluff, smut, angst, crack, I love it all!

(Don’t stress! I reserve the right to delete any asks that are out of my wheelhouse, no sweat. I appreciate all asks nonetheless!)

They’ll probably be posted later in the day bc that’s when I’m most active.

(try sending prompts rather than full story ideas, and by that I mean don’t send me a super specific story line you want + specific smut, just nothing that would take me a 1k to write out. I am very lazy.)

^^^^ adding more to this: I also don’t know what to add sometimes so I may just post it and open it up to the community

Also I’m a new writer so i can’t really write stuff I can’t on some level relate to bc I just can’t imagine it.

I only write for Jason Todd rn

Stuff I won’t write (updated as I go): blowjob stuff or anal, also won't do medical stuff for reader bc ~phobia~, religious stuff, spit, pregnancy

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[oatflatwhite]

so you absolutely got me into band of brothers, I never thought I would binge a world war 2 tv show but here we are…your power…

I’m so sorry to ask this but I remember you posted a fic rec recently and I can’t seem to find it. Do you have a specific tag you use that I can check or a link to that post?

HI HELLO <3 i am SO beyond glad you watched band of brothers, welcome to the tiniest/best fandom ever <333 if u ever want to come off anon and scream more about it w me please feel free!!!

i think this might be the post ur thinking of?? but here have a couple more recs i didn't put on there:

a single united body by leoandsnake (winnix, canonverse, 41k, E)

Winters and Nixon grapple with the end of the war and their budding relationship.

Amuse-Bouche by ThrillingDetectiveTales (winnix, canonverse, 2.8k, G)

“It’s the curse of the gourmand, darling,” Blanche explained over the sudden swell of strings, lifting one shoulder in a lazy, feline shrug. “Every man who avails himself so thoroughly of the world’s great pleasures is destined to show the evidence of his passions, eventually. There’s no shame in it.”

playing by the book by ferretbueller (baberoe, au, 2.6k, T)

“Nice game,” Gene said quietly, slowing to a stop. “Thanks.” Babe couldn’t fight his smile. He was probably being so obvious. “Come celebrate with us.” Despite himself, Gene laughed a little. “I think there’s a rule against that in the referee handbook.” Babe could definitely think of a few other rules in the referee handbook he couldn’t care less about.

Let nothing you dismay by dancinguniverse (winnix, au, 12.7k, T)

A Winnix fic in the style of a Hallmark Christmas movie. When Nix crashes his car on a snowy December night, he’s rescued by lonely veteran Dick Winters. They find they could both use some holiday cheer.

In a Roundabout Way by verynotconcise (baberoe, canonverse, 12k, T)

Recently I’ve been thinking about those days again. I wonder if I miss them. Not the war I mean, but those times that I spent with the guys and you. It’s funny because I don’t remember spending that much time with you, but whenever I think about those days again, you always seem to be in them, whether you’re talking to me or taking care of the rest. Even now I still feel like you’re just around the corner, waiting for me with a smoke in one hand and a lighter in the other. Then I remember that we’re back home now, and you’re all the way in Louisiana.    A collection of letters Babe writes Eugene on his trip around the states.

and finally some ones i haven't read yet but marked for later bc they sound dope as hell:

eucharista (this is how meat loves meat) by estrella_marie (baberoe and babejulian, canonverse, 3.3k, M)

weary traveler by fuckyousledge (baberoe, canonverse, 2.7k, M)

to the bone by blood_mocha_latte (baberoe, au, 23.4k, T)

the likes of me abide by coveredinsun (winnix, canonverse, 10k, T)

there was also a winnix high school au i read not too long ago where dick was in band and nix was a jock but i can't find it rn! if i do i will reblog this with the link :)

[admiringtheskies]

krish's intro + tag list

pronouns: she/they

loml: @fixation-central (and they get a tag too: "#krish&adi get sappy on main")

it took like a year, but i've finally gotten annoyed enough at how disorganized my tumblr is to make tags for different content so that ppl can hopefully follow me for whichever fandoms/other shit they want, and block tags accordingly for the ones they don't

(but i'm also lazy, so i'm not going back to properly tag any of my previous posts except for ones abt my original work, like my fics/personal hcs i also do have literally the max number of posts in my queue right now which i can't be assed to go back and retag, so if you block some tags now you are still gonna see posts that should be in them until my current queue's all emptied... so probably for like a couple more weeks, sorry :/)

"#krish loves the incest dragon world" — A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon content

"#krish's ff: long live the queen": will edit this to add the ao3 link later bc i'm tired rn

"#krish loves the 🦇s" — mostly batfam stuff, but anything DCU will probably end up under here too

"#krish's ff: i have borne hellfire": a/b/o o!batman gen bruce&jason fic, will also edit/add the ao3 link later

"#krish loves magic and hates TERFS" — ...y'all know which fandom this is

"#krish loves the riordanverse" — percy jackson content + possibly some other riordanverse stuff occasionally

"#krish's magpie era" — any random pretty (non-fandom) thing i see that i wanna reblog, bc why not

"#krish likes memes"/"#krish likes history"/“#krish likes science”/"#krish gets on her soapbox" — u get it (sidenote: support 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸, btw)

if you are following me (for some fucking reason) and you have a suggestion for another/a more specific tag that would be nice to be able to filter out, just drop a suggestion in my askbox and i'll at least consider it

hope this helps, and y'all will enjoy my now slightly-better-curated bullshit :D

[fictionkinfessions]

heya the #boomingpizzapie jax here (btw ty for tagging it ik the ask is not out yet at this time for writing it but tyyy) this is going to be scattered but idgaf!! anyways. i think its fucking funny in the circus i cannot curse but now since im in a new body and stuff i can curse how ever tf i want. this is actually a first for me to kin someone who is mostly kinned in the fandom. (im seeing alot of other me's...im going to bonk yall with a mallet/silly) (im not gonna do that lmao but we should cause chaos later) going to be honest im scared to search myself up bc like..ik there is already that type of art bc im sortaaaa the fan favorite (i think- either that or the 2nd) and..when your the fan favorite there is going to be awful things made. any kins out there (doesnt actually have to be the amazing digital circus kin) who naturally pose like their source and notice it and freaks out about it. bc i did lmao the hand on the hip thing i do all the time rn and its funny i did that in canon too its..odd that i was the youngest in the circus (creator listed our ages i am the youngest at the time of this ask) bc tbh i thought gangle was going to be the youngest and zooble would be the oldest. i mean it makes sense kinger is the oldest but my brain was going way off lol. random other thing but like. i oddly cannot type like i sound like in my source. most of my sources im a jackass but i act nice in front of people/mental health issues are a bitch im destroying my issues with a mallet anyways to any the amazing digital circus kins..hey yall its weird (at least to me) that our bodys are now...yk normal human stuff..its odd lmao. anyways i miss yall losers i hope yall doing well. remember to take care of yourselfs. to any pomnis i hope yall are doing alright. i know im a jackass but like..im hoping your ok. to dollface i also hope ur doing well. hope ur not mad at the centipede thing. sorry bout that to other jax's.. we need to make a club so we can prank others or mess with others i think it be fun. to gangle..you get a big hug from me. i know you probably dont wanna hang. or anything but like..just wanna apologize for the shit i did to ya. just know i dont hate ya and im deeply sorry/gen kinger. ill admit it. even tho in canon you..lost ya mind pretty much..your a cool guy. ill admit it. i hope ur doing well as well. to everyone else (im too lazy to write everyone else) i hope yall doing ok too yall are neat in yall silly way. (even non canons <D <- thats a smiley face btw) -Jax from the digital circus (#boomingpizzapie) (dear god i wrote alot.)

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[jupiterstupiter]

Hey...what do you think 035 looked like before becoming a mask? Like there's a theory that the mask was once the jester for the court of Alagadda and I like this because it means the mask, somewhere in there, is alive and maybe even still has its old self, it's old personality.

I don't remember alot about alagadda but I did once draw what I think his whole jester look would have looked like before, I'm too lazy to scroll through all my art to find it but if you search the scp 035 tag on my blog you can probably find it if you really wanna see it, maybe later when I'm not as lazy as I'm feeling rn I'll scroll through the tag and then reblog it 👍:]

[helo-its-mo]

helo welcpme to my blog !!!! :DDD

im going to make a better pinned someday, im just lazy rn and i want to put some tjings here :]

ALSO this is not a too active blog!! i get overwhelmed really easily, so if i disappear time to time its because of that, but my dms are always open tho !! :D

pinned under the cut!

please read tjis :3 /nf

- minor

- sex repulsed aroace

- any pronouns is okay!! i prefer he/him a little bit, but i like all of them!!

- insane about the funny running cookies

- you can call me by: mo, mimo, mono, kal, kel, leif + more!! :] if you have any nicknames for me PLEASE USE THEM QKRJAOJRKAOR

- my birthday is in july

- i love random fun facts, please tell me more about things you like i crave the random knowledge /hj

- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAG ME IN STUFF THAT YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE I LOVE GETTING TAGGED KTKAGJKWI /NF

my tags:

#mo.talks - random things that i post!

#mo.art - art that i make!!

#mo.reblogs - things that i reblog!

#mo.answers - my answers to asks!!

#mo's favourite people :] - my friends that are awesome and i love them a lot /p /gen they are really cool, please check them out :D (i wont tag this, if i reblog stuff from them, only if i actually interact with them)

- basic dni, proshitters fuck off /srs

- please dont make sex jokes around me, they make me really uncomfortable /srs

- if i ever do something that makes you sad or uncomfortable, please tell me, i dont want to make anyone sad or uncomfortable /srs /gen /nf

- my english isnt the best, its not my first language

thank you for reading!! :3 i will probably add some things later, but i really appreciate that you read all the way down here!! :D

[fastasyoucan1999]

brynn brynn!! hiii how is itt at the airport how are you fairing over there? is it fun? is it boring beyond belief?? i haven't been to the airport in soooo long im almost homesick for it, are you checking out all the little candy stores there do you have things downloaded to listen to on the planeee, tell me ill live vicariously through you i don't have much to share hmm i just started writing a wip in which remus probably maybe definitely dies later is that entertaining fjtdthfh no okay i also read that one poem you tagged before!! love poem without a drop of hyperbole in it and i love love lovedd it you and yr kitchen poetry recs so impp to me <333 this is sooo long srry hope yr having a great time!!

oh em gee!!! HI LAYLA HI ILU!!! <33

absoLUTELY ignoring ur fun little fic idea that was not entertaining… it actually gave me whiplash so thank you

and! it is boring beyond belief i’m charging my phone rn so i can’t listen to music (wire headphones or bust etc) and i’m too lazy to read so! but i did stop by a cute little bookstore to browse and have been sitting and people watching ever since. i get to airports embarrassingly early bc i am so chronically worried all of the time and the consequence is just staring blankly for a few hours and double triple checking i’m in the right place

AHH so!!! glad!! you like my kitchen poetry recs! they are so dear to me i wish i could read perhaps the world ends here by harjo for the first time again bc istg it shifted my brain chemistry love love love joy harjo and i rec her she had some horses collection!! “i give you back” specifically is phenomenal

[badluvkii]

would i survive these alice in borderland games??

dead or alive (3 of clubs)

if i was w arisu and all them i’d probably just follow them . my mom is guaranteeing that i would be like the one girl and just run in a room and get lazered but i’m smarter than that . id probably just follow arisu

tag (5 of spades)

my man chishiya . my mom says i’d probably just choose to stay w chishiya , and i agree if he let me so i would choose to do that if i could but if i coudlnt . i would probably just go w arisu or just run and hope

wolf game / hide and seek (7 of hearts)

HEARTS GAMES WOULD FUCK ME UPPPP. id probably save my friend though . i’m like arisu i’d rather die then let all my friends die . i already have survivors guilt i don’t need more

distance (4 of hearts)

me and my mom joke ab this one , my lazy ass would stay on the bus ,, if you’re thinking i’d tun that far you’re so wrong , i’d literally rather die but if that guy tried talking to me too much id get so pissed . so i’d live . i wouldn’t know the whole point is to sit in the bus but i would

light bulb (4 of diamonds)

im fucked but yeah as before i’d just follow what everyone else says and do the stuff they say , also i nearly died of electrocution twice by showering w a shower that has a broken fuse , as i’ve told the whole journey w the fucked shower on here but yk i’m ok now and kinda desensitised to water-electric electrocution

witch hunt (10 of hearts)

i have no fucking clue , i’m gonna do this one in the morning bc rn i’m tired and i have a migrane see u later

[void-sand-cat]

OK, so I will probably edit this later on to add to it, but some quick info about this blog.

Before I start, this blog used to be called voidian-fishing-cat. However, I actually know what a sand cat is, I only had a vague knowledge of a fishing cat.

Please read fully. Important info inside.

(Light edit: Added a cut)

OK, this is my hyperfixation blog, there is some non fandom/hyperfixation things on here, from before I figured out what I want this to be.

For general stuff, my main is @terrarium-of-mistakes Don't talk about things from this blog there, I want to at least pretend I can organize something.

I added a tag to my random stuff on here. Serious things are #serious, and general stuff is #non fandom.

I sometimes post semi-nonsensical bullet point lists of my thoughts on a topic. Largely, these come from watching a video and writing down my thoughts. If you want to find them, search #sand-cat's thought lists on this blog.

I am too lazy to do it rn (or maybe ever) for previous posts, but I will start tagging stuff with the fandom it's from/for so people can search/block. Mostly... sometimes. I try.

I try my best to add warnings and tag what I can think about the post. If I missed something or needed to add something, TELL ME, I will fix it. This applies to posts I didn't add the fandom to, also. I may lack the motivation to add it on my own, but telling me will get me to do it. I will be incredibly thankful.

Edit 1: FANDOM TAG LIST

Undertale

Mcyt (not all mcyt posts are tagged... or most of them)

FNaF

Miscellaneous

[fwuffletail]

I haven’t drawn in forever oops

[silversatoru]

soapy titty pics (sexting w/ inumaki)

a/n: here u go shawty i hope you enjoy ur toge smut @brandmeyelena <3.

toge inumaki x f!reader

tags/warnings: sexting, mild edging, male masturbation

w/c: 1.2k

it’s 2:00 am and toge’s still awake again.

staying up late and thinking of you — your hair, your eyes, the small curve at the base of your back. then his mind starts to wonder to other aspects of your beautiful body — your thighs, your tits, the way your perfect lips would look wrapped around his cock.

it’s been almost a month since he’s seen you and it’s been the most excruciating month of his life. he was tired and bitter that he had to be in another country fighting curses while you were back home without him. he missed pulling pranks on the other students and hearing your laugh ring out through the dorms — but he also missed the feeling of his dick in your pretty pussy. toge’s mind was bouncing from one extreme to the other but it was fitting, because he missed every aspect of you.

as thoughts of you continued to cloud his mind, his hand crept down to the growing bulge in his silky pajama pants. he pressed a firm hand over his budding erection, slowly palming it up and down.

fuck — the things he would do to have your head bobbing between his thighs right now.

his phone emitted a bright light in his dark room, a soft vibration buzzing from the device. he almost didn’t check it, because there was no way anyone of importance was contacting him at this hour. it was probably just an email, or a new follower on twitter, and he was kind of fucking busy living in his sexual fantasies of you.

but then it buzzed again, and then a third time, and a fourth time too. curiosity getting the best of him, he decided his aching member could wait another minute while he checked the notifications.

his cock twitched underneath the loose fabric, his mouth practically salivating as he stared as his phone. they were pictures from you, dimly lit snapshots of your round, perky tits covered in suds of soap. the pictures were accompanied by a single message, which read:

‘some soapy titty pics for u love,, wish u were here with me rn’

how ironic that both of you were up at this obscene hour just thinking of each other. you really were his soulmate — but he could focus on the sappy shit later, for now all he cared to focus on was how fucking hot you were.

‘yeah i’d titty fuck the hell out of those

how’d you know i was thinking about you right now?’

he quickly typed out his responses before his hand trailed back down to his throbbing erection. but this time he gently pushed the waistband of his pants down his thighs and let his cock spring free from its previous containment. he sucked a sharp breath through his teeth as he brushed his fingers over the sensitive skin.

he pumped a few lazy strokes up his length while he scrolled through the pictures you sent, pinching his phone so he could zoom in on your soapy, glistening breasts. your timing was truly impeccable — you have no idea how much he needed these.

‘lucky guess? you’re always thinking about me

and i’d let you do more than just titty fuck me

i can think of a couple other things that’d be even better’

your messages vibrate through his phone and send another rush of blood straight to his dick. he lifted his hand and collected some saliva in his mouth before spitting it into his palm. he massaged the sticky substance into his cock, his head falling back onto his pillow while he texted you back with his other hand.

‘obviously,, ur tits are just the warm-up

and then we’d move on to your mouth, right? with your hands tied behind your back just how you like them?’

he could practically imagine you down there, strands of spit hanging from the corners of your swollen lips while your tongue flicked over the head of his member. you’d be staring up at him with biggest eyes too, and they’d be glistening with a hint of mischief as you continued to tease him.

toge desperately fucked himself into his hand until the point where he was about to come, and then let his cock fall helplessly from his fingers. he was going to drag this out for as long as he could, edging himself in between each of your messages. but he could barely contain himself when the next thread came rolling through:

‘of course babe

i’d cover your thighs in love marks and then lather your dick with my tongue

hot, sticky saliva dripping from my chin while you shove it down my throat as hard as you want’

you were ruining this poor boy, a couple small beads of sweat forming above his brow. he was fiercely bucking his hips into his hand now, but it still wasn’t what he needed — it’s still wasn’t you.

but it was good enough, and he pushed himself right to the edge again before quickly letting go. his fingers twitched and trembled while they flurried across the screen:

‘fuck

then you can relax and i’ll do the work

slide my dick inside your wet pussy and bend you over the edge of the bed

i need you so bad it’s been so long’

toge’s hand wrapped around his shaft again, pumping faster and more frantic than he’d been before. his eyes were squeezed shut and he could practically feel the walls of your cunt around his cock. he’s picturing you riding you him, hearing the soft slapping noise of your ass hitting his thighs with every bounce. your hair is falling around your face, messy stands in front of your eyes as they roll back into your head. you look so pretty, so perfect on his cock, so-

‘two more weeks toge

two more weeks until i’m moaning and whimpering in your ears

gasping for air and clawing at the sheets while you take me from behind

i want you to wreck me when you finally get home’

he could almost hear the illusion of your delicate moans, the way they roll off your tongue and right into his yearning ears. and he could almost see your face contorting in overwhelming pleasure while he grinds his hips into yours.

clusters of the quietest whimpers slipped through his lips while he squirmed and stretched out his legs. he was intoxicated with thoughts of your body on his, your name glued to his lips while strings of white flew onto his bare chest. he milked out every last drop of his seed, the sticky white substance covering his torso and dripping down his hand.

he dropped his phone to the bed, the only sound in the silent room being his heavy, breathless pants. it was satisfying, doing this while he texted you, but it still didn’t amount to the real thing. what he really fucking needed was for this goddamn mission to end early so he could come home to you.

[mazegays]

that nalby hc 😭😭😭😭 (from the tags of that other post which im too lazy to copy sjdjsj)

the post, for those curious

yes bc like!! the "He's in charge when I'm not around" "good thing you're always around then" bit from the movies--it's always read more as teasing than Newt, like, actually caring about leading.

And in the books, sure, Alby is the 'on-paper' offical leader, but we know he's not been doing it long, and Newt is clearly more experienced with Greenies. (If you haven't read Fever Code and don't want spoilers, skip this next part. If you don't care, then continue on. Also, Newt’s suicide attempt is discussed, both here and a little later.) It’s revealed in Fever Code that Newt’s suicide attempt is not too long before Thomas enters the Maze--only about 6 months, compared to the time Newt has been there.

(If you skipped you're good now)

Newt was a Runner, right? But obviously something changed, and he can’t run very well with a limp, something that's noted more than once by Thomas. So Newt becomes a jack-of-all-trade (starts Thomas each day with his trial runs, helps the medjacks with Ben, etc), learns the ins and outs of the Glade, helps out with Greenies where he can. He gives the motivational/you're-here-so-make-the-best-of-it speech where Alby only gets angry, at which point Newt pulls him back so he doesn't scare Thomas (the first Greenie since the last leader, Nick, died. Yes, I have the book open rn. I have some of it memorized but I want to be thorough lol. probably more so than I need to be). Alby doesn't have his footing as a leader yet--Gally doesn't like Thomas, so all of their interactions are colored negatively anyway, but he also seems not to exactly respect Alby as a leader. Minho affords Alby some respect but also just... doesn't really care about the chain of command. We don't know if the Keepers voted, but Newt is both well-liked and clearly has a handle on running the Glade. Why wouldn’t he be picked, in such a scenario?

Unless he took himself from the running because he realized that yes, he can lead, but being well-liked and being respected are different things, and his authority seem to come mostly from the Gladers listening to him because they like him.

That's where Alby comes in. Presumably a Keeper (though what he did is never made clear), and probably worked with Nick-- maybe even as his second-in-command--before his death, but not handling the Glade in the way Newt does.

Newt suggests he becomes the leader, takes himself out of the running, and they listen to Newt and make Alby leader.

Newt, who knows the ins and outs of everything, who is good at talking boys down and bouncing around where he's needed, gets to keep doing that.

And Alby is really thrown into overseeing everything; Greenies, the Box requests, what needs to be built and repaired more urgently, all of that stuff. He would have known it was done, but actually making the decisions is very different from just knowing about them.

But they start dating long before Thomas comes to the Glade, right?

Yeah. They do. Alby is the one who drags Newt of the Maze, they were already close. But working together doesn't always work out. Now working more closely after Newt’s attempt, they start butting heads more, and their whole relationship seems to fall apart, until they realize they're trying to do the same job, and one of them is just better suited for it than the other.

Don't get me wrong, Alby is great. He’s an asshole, yes, but they all are, really. Especially compared to Newt, though, people don't seem to be his strong suit. So they work it out that Alby mostly does logistics stuff, and Newt deals with people.

They're both leaders, and they work so well together because they're different types of leaders. Once they stop fighting-as-flirting arguing over everything, they figure out a system and slowly realize there are Feelings there. (Newt makes the first move, and this surprises no one.)

By the time Thomas reaches the Glade, hell, by the time Chuck gets there their relationship is an open secret. They're not very affectionate publicly as to keep the appearance of neutrality, but everyone knows anyway. They were on the edge of 'are we friends or are we dating' before this, anyway, but it was working together that pushed it over the edge.

tl;dr: Newt and Alby are both leaders in very different ways, Newt on the people side and Alby on the logistics side. They figured this out after Newt’s suicide attempt and clashed for a while before things finally clicked into place. After that, they eventually started dating sometime before Chuck was sent into the Maze.

[free-falling-grenade]

I SEE YOUR TAGS IN UR OWL HOUSE REBLOGS. Are you okay? are wE okAY? aFTEr that EPiSODE? HOW ARE WE FEELING FAM. TELL ME EVERYHTING

OP. IM NOT OKAY. WE are not okay. I mean if you are after all that, then i admire your strength.

I'm not even gonna lie to you, I fuckin cried. But I was holding it back. I'll probably watch it later as a reason to ugly cry. Reblogging the posts made me cry. Reading the theories made me cry.

It boggles my mind coz we forget a bit despite all the fun and cute times Luz is havin the past few episodes, this kid is literally traumatized and not okay.

The way she talks about her problems like they're nothing, that shes a burden, how it didnt matter hit too close to home. Because I was that kid. I was that kid when my grandpa died and no one knew but I was so off. When I said those words before a deeper part of me BEGGED to be noticed. That's why that look on Amity's face when Luz was tryin to downplay it? Or Eda figuring out something was bothering Luz? That fucking broke me. Coz I get it. I really do.

We forget that Luz is really just a kid. And with everything going on in her life there isnt really much time to grieve. To sit down and take it all in. Regardless of whether or not Luz wants to. Her life is full of adventures, and trouble, and chaos, both fun and life threatening. Time used to sit down and reflect is time wasted on finding more clues on how to make the portal. Or more information on what's gonna happen on the Day of Unity. Luz really has no time to stop. And we obviously see, she really doesnt want to. Coz stopping is admitting that this is real. She knows that already but this is very very real. Everything she went thru. Shes a person who needs a solution fast. Shes someone who's eager to solve other people's problems before solving her own. So by helping everyone, shes convinced to be helping herself.

Also I saw on a post how the fact that shes away from her mom during this time is probably added weight. That's why I believe is why she wore Eda's jacket as assurance and physical comfort, or her willingness to help Amity with her dad. She has to do something. Coz she cant do anything for herself rn.

There was alot to unpack in that episode tbh. I loved ALL the cute parts. EDA being a TOTAL mom with Luz. With the Blight twins getting adopted by Eda, mostly Edric but the twins are a package deal. The twins looking like REAL teenagers and Emira lookin like shes not ashamed of it as long as she gets to help Amity. Alador I still lowkey dislike. Its gettin to the neutral zone but he is not a good parent. I'm glad they showcased that. Ahh and everything else I'm not gon mention coz it's too long and I'm lazy 😭😂

Anyway, that was an absolute real and vulnerable episode. It was heavy for me coz this show just never fails to disappoint. Also the most important part is that the emotions in that ep was very real. And it's quite rare to see that nowadays.

Kudos to the whole toh team

[rxsethxrned]

Rules: you can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages or asks you. repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? — INNOCENT Kissed one of your friends? — GUILTY danced on a table in a bar / tavern? — INNOCENT ever told a lie? — GUILTY had feelings for someone you can’t have? — GUILTY ever kissed someone of the same sex? — GUILTY kissed a picture? — INNOCENT slept until 5pm? — INNOCENT fallen asleep at work / school? — GUILTY held a snake? — INNOCENT worked at a fast food chain / restaurant? — INNOCENT stolen something? — GUILTY been fired from a job? — INNOCENT done something you regret? — GUILTY laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? — INNOCENT caught a snowflake on your tongue? — INNOCENT kissed in the rain? — INNOCENT sat on a roof top? — GUILTY kissed someone you shouldn’t have? — GUILTY sang in the shower? — GUILTY been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on? — INNOCENT shaved your head? — GUILTY (does the back of his neck count) slept naked? — INNOCENT made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry? — INNOCENT shot a gun? — GUILTY still loved someone you shouldn’t? — INNOCENT have / had a tattoo? — INNOCENT liked someone, but will never tell who? — GUILTY been too honest? — GUILTY ruined a surprise? — GUILTY been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? — GUILTY  stalked someone? — INNOCENT thoughts about murder? — GUILTY how about mass murder? — INNOCENT cheated on someone? — INNOCENT gotten so angry that you cried? — GUILTY tried to stay away from someone for their own good? — GUILTY thoughts about suicide? — GUILTY had a girlfriend / boyfriend? — GUILTY (didn’t last for very long tho) gotten totally drunk during a holiday? — GUILTY

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