#totally random thoughts

[laura1633]

It will be interesting to see if Red Bull still keep up the Charles Leclerc love over social media now he has announced his extension.

I think the love they showed him was less to do with trying to sign him in the short term. As good a driver as Charles is I just don't know if they would actually want Max and Charles in the same team. Having two "first" drivers in a team might be fine when you are lightyears ahead but if it was a close battle with another team it could result in them losing the driver's title if they are taking points off each other. I can't see Charles or Max accepting being a second driver - wouldn't happen!

Thinking longer term though, if Max does decide to retire/switch to another racing series then Charles would be the perfect replacement. He would definitely be able to drive the shit out of the Red Bull and he would be great for them publicity wise. I'm not saying this would ever happen, I think Charles would much prefer to stay at Ferrari and maybe Max won't break my heart and retire any time soon but who knows what will happen. It's just good to keep those lines of communication open.

Or.. I guess they could just have a healthy respect for Charles and the way the Max/Charles battle at the start of 2022 played out. Or even more simply they realise that "Lestappen" content gets them lots of likes

[helifreds]

Ok, so yesterday I was on the bus looking at the fields outside the window when my silly mind suddely proposed me a question P: and since curiosity is killing me right now I'll ask it you too👀

If Face and Murdock had to share a bed (just pretend it's the last bed or whatever you want lol) who of them whould take the right side and who the left one?

[halfghostwriter]

“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”

“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”

“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”

And then Danny passed out.

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[cloudedgalaxies]

ANYWAYS Idiyuu is Hades and Persephone conspiracy:

Persephone is not from the Underworld. She is called back to the Mortal Realm eventually because she has to return. Yuu is literally from another world. They are not suited to Twisted Wonderland, and are nothing like Idia has ever seen. They have to go back eventually.

Hades is probably one of the few TWST boys to have a “canon” spouse (at least in Greek mythology, which Hercules’ Hades is obviously based on). On top of that, Hades and Persephone is the love story between death and life, isolation and abundance, ending and rebirth. Idia is a gloomy, pessimistic boy who has been condemned to be the keeper of the Underworld. Yuu is a kind, gentle prefect who has been there to help and has helped everyone they know, again and again. 

Night Raven College has been in a ‘winter’ for all of its history. Everyone is hostile to everyone, no one wants to cooperate or work together, and every single person there has some ulterior motive. In comes Yuu, who is a breath of fresh air. A new perspective. A new season. They bring ‘spring,’ showing people that they can bloom. They can harbor feelings that aren’t cruel. They can do things that aren’t harsh. And slowly, they start to thaw. Flowers of friendship and something gentler bloom. Yuu is there to help pull the boys from their darkest moments to see the light again. Idia is no exception.

I think that the way Book 6 was set up makes Idia and Yuu seem a lot more meaningful honestly, though I'm probably reading way too into things lol. Yuu originally goes to the Island of Woe to save Grim. They don’t particularly care much about what’s going on with Idia—they just want to get Grim back. But then later, once they realize what’s going on, they do. There isn’t much, if any, personal connection to Idia’s overblot like there was with all the others. Yuu doesn’t have to do anything to help. And yet, they still do. Even after Idia basically kidnapped Grim, they still help him. They still try to end his winter.

Persephone, in many forms of the myth, didn't originally go to the Underworld willingly. But eventually, she came to love Hades, and they were happy together. Idia and Yuu have no reason to care about the other at first. But they eventually do, after everything that happens and everything that brings them together.

Hades and Persephone are in a constant push and pull. Persephone has to leave because if she stays, winter will never end. She does not want to leave, because she loves Hades. Yuu has to leave Twisted Wonderland, because they have a home beyond it that they need to return to. And yet, they don't want to leave because they love Idia. Idia doesn't want them to go, because it finally feels like spring again. But the seasons have to continue in their cycle, so what can they do?

Also, I think it’s really funny and really beautiful how Idia and Yuu’s first meeting was probably the Ghost Marriage event. This guy who thinks he has 0 rizz ends up having to be saved by some strange new isekai'd student and their gang of potential suitors before he gets his first kiss and promptly dies afterwards. Idia, the boy surrounded by death, is saved by the prefect who seems to be giving everyone a new chance at life. Imagine how poetic it’d be if Yuu and Idia end up getting married in the end, except now neither of them are going to die and they have the rest of their new lives together. There will be winter, but there will also be spring. The cycle of seasons will continue, but flowers will always bloom. They will always return to each other.

[jessicas-pi]

ROTS AU where Padme is the one with nightmares and comes to the correct conclusion that it's because she's pregnant with a Force-sensitive baby. Now, having heard Anakin's Weird Parentage Backstory at one point or another, she comes up with a plan. she goes to the Jedi temple healers and announces that she's fairly certain she's pregnant with a Force-sensitive baby and needs a medical checkup. And when the inevitable questions about the identity of the baby daddy come up, she calmly tells them, "Well, that's the strangest part. There was no father."

(Cut to Master Windu and Yoda frantically paging through ancient tomes full of prophecies trying to figure out if technically there could be two Chosen Ones at the same time)

[jadewritesficshere]

Thinking about Eddie Munson who was complaining to the rest of the band about his shoulders and neck hurting post show. One of them convinces him to go for a massage.

Eddie shows up day of and is told to strip to level of comfort and get under the sheets laying on his back, his masseuse will knock before coming in. Eddie has not an ounce of care or shame, strips completely naked. Scars and tattoos on full display. He climbs between the sheets and waits. After knocking and hearing a "come in", his masseuse enters and-

The most handsome man he's ever seen walks in. A bit of stubble on his defined jaw, soft pale lips Eddie wants to kiss, big brown eyes Eddie wants to get lost in, slutty little waist and an ass Eddie could-

He introduces himself as Steve. Verifies where Eddie had said his tension was on the form he hastily filled out. Then it starts.

And maybe, maybe, Eddie is a bit touch starved. He could have anyone he wants, but they don't want him just his fame. Pushes them all away. Only gets close to his band, but they all are busy and have their own people outside of work.

And Steve is just touching him. Rubbing smooth circles into his temple, down his cheekbones towards his jaw. Pressing on parts of Eddie's face he didn't even realize were tense. It's relaxing.

And Eddie regrets not leaving at least his boxers on to help hide that he's becoming hard. Kind of embarrassing, which makes his dick harder- which, that's a lot to unpack right now-

"Hey, relax man," Steve says, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. Eddie can see Steve's eyes dart towards the obvious situation," It's natural. Happens to the best of us." "Does it happen to you?" Eddie blurts out. Eddie wants to shove his face in one of these soft plush pillows and scream, but Steve just snorts a laugh and shakes his head at him. Doesn't even respond as he continues the massage.

Eddie tries to hold back his groans as Steve turns his head to the side and rubs his neck into his shoulders. He can feel the tension leave his body slowly. Feel the knots in his muscles release.

Eddie can't, however, hold back the noise he makes when Steve grabs a hold of his hair and tugs it. Eddie's eyes pop open and he stares into Steve's face, who has started blushing. Steve just clears his throat and let's Eddie's hair go before continuing the massage.

[drac0line1nn1t]

*wade telling everyone about how he ended up finding Logan*

Wade: so yeah, then I dug up our timelines logan

Laura: you did what?

Wade: but he was dead, like very passed away, and then the tva showed up?!

*everyone in the room is silent*

Wade: so then I used his bones as throwing knives, and stuck his claws in some guys dick and ass

*Laura very angry that wade defaced her father(sorta)'s grave*

Logan: you did what with the bones? *Face of visible disgust*

[front-facing-pokemon]

[lyxchen]

You know what. I think School Spirits gets genz humor right, especially with Simon. Like "feed and water her" that is literally so fucking funny to me!!!

[r7inyz]

reread into the pit lol (this was funnier in my head)

Kinda based off this scene

[th3skullqu33n93]

I feel like the sheer amount of Martin x Player Character/Reader stuff in the Oblivion tag just shows the true power of Sean Bean

[lolathelooptyloop]

rip galinda upland you would've loved criticizing met gala outfits while in your pajamas

rip galinda upland you would've loved paris fashion week

rip galinda upland you would've loved chappelle roan

rip galinda upland you would've loved my boy (witch) only breaks his (her) favorite toys by taylor swift

[a-rustyfrickinspoon]

Look, random thought here, but does anybody else wonder WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME CROWLEY SLEPT??? like, we know demons and angels don't have to sleep, but he likes to, so did he just hear about it from a human? Just like "imma go to sleep" he's just like "wtf is sleep???" Or something? what was his first time sleeping like?

Speaking of which, that's what I should be doing rn...

[jessicas-pi]

I think Disney really missed an opportunity to be hilarious with Lilo & Stitch (2025). I mean, they could have cast Samuel L. Jackson as Cobra Bubbles, but then given him an eye patch. None of the characters would ever say anything about it in the film and there'd be no other references, but we would all know.

[glitterponyshark]

you guys ever think that Swansea was saving that pod for Daisuke cause he didn’t want him to die young and let him live his life to the fullest?