RELEVANT WARNINGS: Time Loop Fatigue, Dissociation, Nihilism, Non-Consensual Kissing, Potential Spoilers up to Act 4
You don’t know how much longer you can stand to have her standing right in front of you, eternally out of reach. If you’re already doomed, why not dig your grave a little deeper?
(Odile Time Loop AU, toxic old woman yuri for all of the doomed lesbian enjoyers)
this is actually what happened after selina stabbed talia btw(talia let selina stab her because she didnt want to hurt her trust me bro)
what dc qualifies as "canon" got nothin' on me. its not my fault t0m king(i think he was the writer??) is just too much of a bitch to let talia and selina kiss
anyway TALINA/SELIA/DEMONCAT/CAT WIVES IS CANON!! SPREAD THE WORD
Relativity falls would be interesting since Pacifica would probably go back to check up on dipper to make sure he’s not dead and then some random girl opens the door instead
I’d feel like they’d stay friends, Pacifica being the only one who actually knows what happened to dipper, while everyone else thinks he died in a car wreck, it’d be like a basil-sunny type of relationship (then again I don’t know how long that friendship would last since seeing your missinf colleague’s sister imatate him and claim to be him is a lot to handle lol )
the sexual tension between 3 batshit morally fucked old women (gertrude robinson lady mowbray mary keay)... unimaginable. i'm savoring that shit like fine wine
Idk if you take reqs but if you drew Gertrude Robinson it'd go absolutely insane
Actually i drew her like. Less than a week ago. I think the eclipse put us all in a old woman brainwave because. I want her. Sorry
I know she would prooobably be yte because its hard enough for a woman to get a position in academy more so if she isnt a yte woman but listen to me. Listen to me. I will make every character middle eastern and if anybody wants to stop me better bring a gun
I want a ship war *people raising their pitchforks* to happen in the Roku fandom. *people lower the pitchforks, confused* That only yaoi fans can deliver.
I want 30 page analyses on which ship is better: Rozin (Sozin/Roku) or Yazin/Sosu(?) (Yasu/Sozin).
And then I need 30 more pages on why one char is the uke/bottom and the other is the seme/top.
Then I need the yuri fans to grab a sword and draw blood while they figure out the same for Zeisan and who she should be with: Dalisay vs Rioshon. Or if both Rioshon and Dalisay should cut their losses and kiss instead.
C'mon fandom I believe in you. Deliver on these ship wars 2000s internet era style. It's not delivery, it's toxicity~! uwu