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[poissond-avril]

whatever man🚶‍♂️

[aslyran]

Visions

[mqonlighting]

hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.

does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.

and he is.

detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?

wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*

matt: wade. no.

wade: i could bring her over if you want-

matt: WADE.

one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.

wade: she LENT me the chair.

detective: and how’d she do that?

wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.

matt: jesus—

wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.

matt: goddamn it, wade—

detective: you stole a permobil.

wade: pardon?

detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.

wade: she said it was a jazzy!

detective: …

detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.

wade: …

detective: …

matt: i give up.

and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.

peter: kidnap? me?

detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?

peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.

detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?

peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?

detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?

peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.

detective: …

detective: damn it.

[tiny-caffeinated-panda]

[zytes]

dusk over skyline drive; 2.14.24

[wistfulwatcher]

2.05 The Aftermath | 5.01 Nameless, Faceless

[headfullmanythots]

THE PACIFIC | matchbox poster

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[adimouze]

Your last ask has me crying, just imagining Lando going to the pop-up to visit Daniel and Max sensing it in the middle of some fuckass event with Liam like: “something is wrong. I have to go, something more important has come up (padel with Danyul)” 🥰😂

no lie but i totally imagined max just standing up in the middle of breakfast because his danyul senses/annoy lando senses were tingling and he hightailed it to Daniel’s hotel room, burst in and shook him awake like “we need to go. we need to go play padel now. it is important. Daniel. We MUST” and daniel grabbing his padel racket being confused like “what???? why??????” so max says “it’s to piss off lando” and daniel going “oh lol ok”

[bec-sauce]

ms patty taxxon once said that she wanted to see her fursona drawn in the rodfellows art style i think. idk maybe that was a false memory. false memory or not though heres something i put actual effort into. look at it @patricia-taxxon

[qwerty99846]

@littleguysdaily I made my library of ruina oc Base!

[ajastu]

i think more people should use this thing called 'suspension of disbelief' when it comes to video games especially.

[subdigitals]

Let's Take Ibuprofen Together anime girl Aelita version (original sakura & Lyoko ver) because I wanted them for my own use! With text under the cut:

[apple-onigiri]

grabs you

you ever think about the island, aura

you ever think about how loop never got the chance to even GET memory of memories

you ever just CRY

sighs and takes a drag out of my cigarette. yeah..... yeah i do.....

there are, in my opinion, two paths you could take with loop here, if we're talking post-game where they still. um. you know. exist:

the first is that they, in accordance with their lack of memory of memories, maintain their lack of ability to remember anything about the island. you're too different. you cannot go back, be it the island or being a siffrin. do not pass go, do not collect 200 [REDACTED] coins. hope that acidic and sour envy tastes good with a side of bitter longing. well, at least you didn't have to be stuck motionless in front of the king as he crushed bonbon to death! silver linings i guess

the second path is loop being able to recall the island due to being hooked up to the universe directly or whatever. and here we have what i will call the fluff variant and the angst variant

the fluff variant is following the previous post i made that i must assume your ask was fueled by, with siffrin also being able to, if not remember, retain the memories of the island and all that concerns it. they both can't share with anyone else because no one will remember but they can share with each other. talk through the night about the afterimages in their minds. two lone ships at sea with no one else in sight, like binary stars with nothing but lightyears of void around them

the angst variant is throwing that post out of the window and taking up the philosophy of an ask metalpipefalling sent me a while back about loop remembering the island but not siffrin, unable to share and being, for once, the special one between them, bestowed with memories you can't externalize. with siffrin unable to let his longing rest because if loop remembers then maybe, just maybe, it's possible for him to remember too! (it isn't.)

anywayyyy!! o(*^o^*)o hope i made it worse. love and light

[pissboy-pi]

Map update! Three Buildings.

(I think the location of Dream Bay Fish is correct)

Tell me if I missed anything …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

If I had a nickel for every time a protagonist I love attempted suicide and then had therapy with God/ ghosts I'd have 3 nickels.

which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened thrice.

[rottmnt-residuum]

Hiii, hope I’m not late for the party

I had a lot of fun drawing this

Here’s the original

BEAUTiful