Ambrosius: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Ballister
Ballister, entering the room and muttering to himself: I hate myself
Ambrosius, sobbing: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!
[10 minutes later]
Ballister: That workout felt great! Wanna go another round?
Ambrosius, from the floor: Yeah, just give me a minute. Fuck, I am seeing stars
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i think its hilarious that paul and emmas shared teenhood experience is brigadoon and tom and becky literally Dated in high school and then with steph and peter she just knows abt shit like peter memorizing dirty test questions by heart and the micropeter bit
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"You're as close as the heart I call my own."
Anna Akhmatova
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The birds are singing…the flowers are blooming…
*it fills you with Kindness…
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"he had a gun!"
"no, I have the gun!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD NOT... HAVE... IT!!!!!"
lmfao
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His gf was pretending to be a ghost and breaking into an apartment so the landlord would lower the price of rent for her and her bf <3<3
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Howl said, ‘I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more eventful than any story made it sound, though she was determined to try. ‘It should be hair-raising,’ added Howl.
‘And you’ll exploit me,’ Sophie said.
‘And then you’ll cut up all my suits to teach me,’ said Howl...
Sophie and Howl were holding one another’s hands and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop. ‘Don’t bother me now,’ said Howl. ‘I only did it for the money.’
‘Liar!’ said Sophie.
- Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
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whatever I'll post my addendum to it anyway
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