#tumblr is trippin man

[perfectlyunadulteratedjellyfish]

I would like to ask why the hell is Tumblr different on my ipad but normal in my phone

[imher84]

Ok I’m new to tumblr y’all but I have to give my opinion on joe and Olivia if this is a made up story it’s not gonna affect joe nothing seems to affect joe like unbothered is so much his tag line BUT this poor girl who gets harassed on the daily isn’t coming back from this like it’s gone to far if it’s not true 1 of her girlies as they go by at every game should have said early on this is not true and helped her be like omg people be crazy making shit up lol and like can’t wait for the season lol 😆 but homegirl has been at this 6 years been put through hell for 3 of them watched most the girlies and bengals ladies get married have babies etc and this MF is creepin Livvy dunne on the gram I don’t give a rats F....- how good looking he is now cuz she was with his baby face ass when he came walking out of Appalachia with messed up teeth and a huge ego YALL C MON nope nope this ain’t right y’all it ain’t right and now he sitting there talking bout don’t wear your ring in public for security reasons don’t confirm our engagement please no pictures WTF YOU THINKS GONNA HAPPEN ALL YOUR LITTLE BITTY TITTY COMITY GONE THINK YOUR GETTING MARRIED AND NOT DM YOU WITH THERE SELFIES nah she’s a better woman than me cuz I’d have done broke his legs idc about no contract that you tryna keep secret so on Tuesday when 1 of your boys gets cut from the roster you don’t wannabe blamed cuz they gotta pay you WHATS THE BIG SECRET if Mahommes can parade Britney around like a prize and give her children to cuz she stuck with him IM SERIOUS YALL LIKE this man haha 😆 this man must be trippin y’all it’s for her safety NO JOE. ITS NOT its so your tall handsome ass can still get side bitches speaking of safety are the bengals gonna get you some safety cuz you been sacked like a million times that’s the only safety you should be worried about nah y’all i gotta get off here cuz this mans making me angry 😠 y’all

[veiny]

for some reason i am finding comfort in tumblr- i guess because i have my phone always & the app makes things so easy… or maybe it’s something a bit more… i long for the lost days + nostalgia of blogs… xanga, livejournal… i actively use @dreamwidth (linked) but i guess it’s because i lived it. sometimes i feel like i’m too old to be on tumblr. then i remember that’s 1,000% bullshit because my generation was the generation to START tumblr and make it what it is today. what started out as aol instant messenger & the blink182 AIM chat room w/ subliminally appealing “profiles” & away messages w/ brand new & taking back sunday & deftones & fugazi & sunny day real estate lyrics to try & tell your crush you were *~irrevocably~* in love w/ them. our xangas + livejournals linked… taking pics on your digital camera to upload & post. man, what a time to be alive. i see a lot of posts from those who are younger longing for this time — this time they weren’t born in or too young to have lived — nostalgic for something they never knew. and i get that. i actively yearn to have been a part of the 70s & late 60s — to have experienced woodstock and trippin’ balls in the halls of high school. history has a mad way of repeating itself. are the 90s & early 2000s the new 60s & 70s? where we longed for psychedelic adventures & free love w/ our ratty band tees, converse, CD players, smudged black eyeliner, chipped nail polish, & nokia cell phones… people now long for what we had then in today’s world. the longing never stops. i am happy to have these little pieces of the internet that are all mine… so i can remember & snuggle up to the feeling of simpler times. where i feel most at home.

[mrscorpio]

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[acurseonyourwholefuckinbloodline]

chat am I trippin or am I the problem ?

Context, I make kms jokes at work, ONLY around my coworkers that know my humour and make the same kind of jokes as me, except this guy who recently started working here at my job. I cannot remember an incident where I made one of those jokes around someone I knew didn't like hearing them, or was a customer that I don't know, or a customer I know as well as a customer service person knows a regular at their job. The only time this guy has ever spoken to me about things that make him uncomfortable that I do, was one time, and it was about me shushing him (I did it jokingly, but when he told me it triggers him, I haven't done it again) but other than that he's never once spoken to me about anything like that. Our conversations have never been deeper than sarcastic jokes about Tumblr, my constant usage of the phrase "as a man all I do is lose" and previous work experience.

To further add, he told me (in one of our very first interactions) that he was hard of hearing so I'd have to speak up if I want him to hear me, so how he managed to "hear" me say what he claims I did from the other side of the room is odd to me. Also, the dirty chai thing, according to both me and Zel (not their real name), was never said. Zel had made a race joke (at their own race, which is mixed white/African American) that their matcha was dirty bc it was brown, and I said "aren't you brown? Are you calling yourself dirty lmfao???????" and they replied, without any hesitation "obviously, I'm black n***a" and I was literally just shocked 💀

Finally, I wasn't talking about our boss Anna when I first texted them, I was talking about Zel, who had once been friends with this person. Apparently this dude has been talking shit about me since he started working here, about my work ethic, my crude language, my inappropriate work behaviour, (mind you, my boss, who has never had an issue telling me that any of my current behaviour is something that needs to be corrected) and never once had the guts to tell me any of it to my face.

I talk the way I type, I don't feel the need to change that for anybody, but I can admit that maybe it does come off as hostile or rude. So I tried one final time to get my tone and my intent in my first messages across. I'm just trying to figure out if I'm the problem, or if he is, before I talk to my boss about it tomorrow morning.

[take0fftheblues]

Confession: this might be a long one but … I’m talking to this man. We have been friends for about 3 years and actually met off of tumblr. We started off talking as friend and then we kind of developed some feelings for him. We had a conversation and kind of decided we we like to see what happens… he ends up getting a bf and we stop talking for some (after talking everyday for since giving him my number).. i made the decision to fade back because I knew I still had feelings for him and it was fair to his relationship. We were still friends from a distance… so fast fwd to this year specifically this spring/summer. We ended up meeting and I assumed I was seeing a friend but ended up sparking something I didn’t know was there.. so we started talking more and back again to everyday out of no where. 4-5 visits later and feelings expressed it seems like we were moving in a direction or just being together and enjoying each other… then booooom from my perspective it seems like we hit a wall and we suddenly have this moments were it’s attitude from each other… i truly do like this person and want to be with this person however I am unhappy and I think it’s wrong for me to say that I am unhappy to him given that we have been acting like lil Chihuahua towards each other. It’s been very sharp tones and actions toward each other. I personally haven’t dated anyone in a while so I am not sure if I am just over thinking and this is me just reading to hard. Or if there is an issue.. I also can say I am a moody person but I also try to regulate my moods and have been working on myself. But I think I might have put my happiness into it and when I get what is probably a normal response I’m taking it personal cause I am sensitive. I have been wanting to see him again and if this trip does not workout or seem later to be awkward I think it might be time to part ways. But I don’t know how to navigate dating

What happened to his other relationship? Did that officially end? If not, then he'll never be fully available to you until he makes himself available. He would have to break that other relationship off, or go the polyamory route.

If he's available, then talk to him. Ask him flat out: "what are we doing?" Why deal with someone if they are intentionally becoming hard to deal with? -- if there's a reason behind all the attitude, then y'all should talk for conflict resolution. Sort that out. If there is no reason for the change in dynamics, then y'all should talk to figure out what both of you are running from/fighting against, and why

Or maybe you two really don't like each other anymore... That happens. Hopefully that's not the case. If you like him, then work on that conflict resolution that I already mentioned.

You've self-reflected enough to know that you be trippin sometimes. Take each situation for what it really is. Sometimes communications can be misinterpreted. Make sure you get clarity and understanding from the messages that are conveyed.

Dating should be about enjoying companionship. Choose joy.

[lenarevenge]

that one time we took acid and wandered around our building

[r0-boat]

TAKE 2 IM ON DESKTOP NOW HA HA

Helloooo~ it's me, ya girl Rouge, back here once again, with the Chaotic Inner Workings of my Mind +｡ﾟφ(ゝω・｀○)+｡ﾟ

🔞🔞🔞

Today I woke up giggling, thinking about how hilarious and hot that one idea on here was. The idea of Volo getting dicked down and given the taste of pussy and becoming a normal person.

Volo, the man trippin' on divine madness & revenge for the cruelty the world has done to him, uncovering the truth about the higher beings of the world and wanting to usurp that power for his own.... all while the sheeple continue worshiping lesser gods. This dude gets his pipes snaked and a good blowjob and all that is gone and he turns into an average joe.

"Hi, welcome to the Ginko Mart. Thank you for shopping with us today! Did you find everything okay? Would you like a receipt? :) /genuine"

he wouldn't still be with ginko after all That but shhhh its funny

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uhhh I think the og idea was Volo/Reader/Ingo??

Warden Ingo pounding away at Volo's ass while you're sitting on his face. Volo is thoroughly enjoying it all and everyone's having a grand time. You lean back and catch Ingo's eyes and convey a message to him with just a single look. He nods. Message received and he's on board. One hand from each of you grasps Volo untouched dick and start pumping in unison, perfectly timed with Ingo's thrusts.

Volo, you wanted to meet Arceus to badly?? Well here you go. Here's your one way ticket. He's dying. Absolutely wrecked from the sensations and over stimulation. Goodbye Volo.

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Then!! I remembered another part that added onto this idea that was like Volo/Reader/Ingo/Adaman?? Very Nice but That's too many bodies for me to count I failed math class once I'm not capable of juggling that many people. goodbye ingo. you just had your turn get out of here

Volo/Reader/Adaman

Adaman really wasn't too fond of Volo at first :/ After all the shit he did and caused? Mmmm no thanks

But you, his dear Y/N, was so determined to reach out to Volo and forgive him, Adaman caved. "Alright, if you're fine with him I guess we can try and fix him. He is kinda hot ngl like DAMN"

Adaman goes full Clan Leader on Volo's ass. He's had practice dealing with brats, he can tame this tall blonde man. Anytime Volo brings up the past, Arceus or any type of negative thoughts...Adaman or you (or both) start making out with him. Getting him nice and riled up...

Volo gets chained up. Shackles on the wrists, pinned to the wall. Not allowed to touch himself or you two. But that's not the end of it. No no... this is just the beginning.

Adaman makes direct eye contact with blondie, points and says "Stay there and watch me fuck our partner. You're staying there until you've learned your lesson."

Volo has to stay there, untouched, no sensations, no friction, as his two loves have a romp so close in front of him. in the beginning, it took you and Adaman several rounds for Volo to break, begging to join, promising to release the past and accept your forgiveness. Just please, please let him touch you guys.

You and Adaman grin at each other and immediately go to Volo. Caressing and praising over every inch of his body.

Who needs heaven when it's right here? Goodbye Arceus.

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IM NOT DONE YET

I had. another idea!! That absolutely no one wants!! (except for me)

Volo/Reader/Melli

this is where the app restarted itself on me after checking a discord ping. not even tumblr wants me to share this but I will not be silenced!!! Y'all got food up top lemme have this! i swear to the gods if my pc randomly crashes here--

Ok ok so we have two TALL men who are kind of similar but also very different

Volo worked hard, discovered the truth about the world and attempted to subjugate Arceus in order to destroy and recreate a new world to his liking. He states his story ended when he was defeated atop Spear Pillar, but still swears he will get Arceus no matter how long it takes. This man wants to be a god.

Meanwhile Melli, likes to think he's a god amongst the mortals. With his arrogance believing everyone should be honored to be in his presence. this is the man who regularly gets into arguments with children btw

......Yeah so your role in this relationship, dear Reader-chan, is to keep them balanced and grounded. These two boys need Lots of attention.

Usually it's always two on one person. You and Melli fucking the pain away and assisting Volo towards a more healthy positive mental state.

You and Volo flustering the hell out of Melli. Aight bet. You wanted to be treated like royalty? Here you fucking go. Oh you crying? It's too much? Wasn't this what you wanted? 🤷‍♂️ The great Melli can't handle all this love??

Volo and Melli working together on YOU? Goodbye dear reader. Farewell. You're seeing Arceus again but they're gonna smh my head and send you back down to Hisui.

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cries i had more to add onto that part but then i got angry at losing all this work. and my pea brain can only hold onto one thought at a time

I don't even know when i'm writing a long post, i just Talk and if turns into prose or several pages long i don't really notice or read back LMAO send tweet

∾ 【 Rouge Anon 】

OKG ROUGE YOU MAD MAN

Now please consider

The duo that will fuck your guts into mush.

Volo x reader x Emmet

Rip your holes because all of them are getting used and abused. And it only gets worse as the night goes on. Volo rams your behind making you choke and deep throat Emmet. Emmet knows what volo is doing and slams hard back into your mouth, force fucking you on volos cock. Each movement has animalistic desire.

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

You're like the prettiest Tumblr girl I've ever seen the boys must be trippin over you

I have been a single pringle for the entire twenty years of my life, unfortunately. Ain't no man tripping over me 😭

[vintage-tech]

Okay, we’ve all bought books from the Scholastic Book Club while in school. Those who graduated before Tumblr was created remember when Scholastic also had monthly magazines such as Dynamite and Bananas. But little did I suspect that prior to the all-teens general-interest magazine Bananas, there was a teen girl magazine -- which was advertising-supported! -- called Co-ed, which addressed issues about decorating your bedroom and stalking guys and your dreaded period. [History: “co-ed” is short for co-educational, as in ‘they let girls in’.] Unlike the other Scholastic magazines which you bought in your English classes, Co-ed was available through your home economics class. The cover of this 1969 issue says this is Volume 14, so it must have been around since 1955. (The masthead page gives every detail about the cover photo except the models’ names, which was the only part I care about.) And now we’re going to take a little tour through it. Under the cut...

“The Drug Dream, Why It’s A Nightmare” is anti-drug, mostly for the harm it does to your health, but what they left out is that it leads to creating these kinds of clothes and bedrooms.

As said, there are ads in this magazine, unlike all the other Scholastic mags, mostly for feminine hygiene supplies, like this one here:

Y’know, I can picture why you shouldn’t sit in a bath while you’re on your period, but I’m uncertain about the logic regarding not washing your hair.

Tackle zit cream’s slogan runs opposite of that for Secret deodorant: “strong enough for a woman but made for a man”. Kind of like how Irish Spring soap marketed itself, as being a manly scent that women like too.

George Carlin would have referred to this as “an under-leg deodorant”, and I suspect the demise of the belted sanitary napkin also lead to the disappearance of Quest, which was made by the Kotex folks and I have an advertisement which came in pad boxes back in the 1940s. I did not know this was marketed for underboob sweat, also.

Okay, this one irks me. I hate the notion that you have to ‘trap’ a boy with food. But I also hate that the food in question is gawddamned Wonder Bread, which builds your body 12 ways and gives you that matching pasty complexion.

You’ll need that tube of Tackle if you made Quik and Pop-Tarts your mainstays. Take note that you see neither the Quik Bunny nor Milton the toaster on the packages.

Cover Girl made a medicated coverup foundation in three shades. Meanwhile 70% of the market is going “but I’m not Aryan Caucasian!” Guess everyone who ranged from Greek olive to Kenyan jet was shit outta luck.

THIS PRODUCT I WANT THOUGH.

They underscored “crash” because this is indeed a diet -- I’m presuming it’s wheat bran which expands in your stomach, since it works by you taking six of these tablets in a day and your appetite is dulled. Also, thick thighs save lives and all female bodies are fucking awesome so please take your hating on the curvy ladies elsewhere, Hollings-Smith.

How about we end this post with one of the articles? You know the one you were curious about, “guys get asked, what’s wrong with girls?” Well, the saying became popular decades later, but it boils down to “bitches be trippin’.” Pasting the two pages plus two columns later in the magazine together...

If you can click to expand this, great. Otherwise, here are the salient points:

First guy says this chick who wants him has B.O. with bad breath, is unkempt, and calls him more often than he likes. Can he tell her this? Nope, he doesn’t want to make her an enemy. Second guy says materialism and superficiality are turn-offs. (He’s not wrong.) Guy three says he is not fond of the possessive and the clingy. Guy four doesn’t like girls who are always chasing boys and are loud-mouths. Guy five doesn’t like the playing-hard-to-get and the snobby. Guys six and seven also aren’t fond of flirts, since they believe it’s something they’ll do with other guys despite being with you. (It happens!) The rest of the guys in the article echoed sentiments about not wanting to be with girls who do not care about their appearance and also girls who are phonies, with one pointing out that a lot of girls who think they can fool others are mistaken. Not one guy said he doesn’t like thick thighs in a skirt or the average quantity of acne one gets from their periods or drinking Nestle’s Quik, I’ll have you know.

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

Gossip

All right y'all thank you for your feedback on Part one of my Mayans post, if you haven’t seen it please check it out here.

At the end of the day, gossip is gossip and there’s no way to 100% verify the truth behind it; however, some of us do have legitimate sources. I have a friend who works in PR for a different studio, but guess what? All the PR peeps know each other and they talk. Peep (my source) I actually met many moons ago at a PR event here in Australia. We bonded over a different fandom and here we are.

I also have a couple of friends that I know from tumblr that work in the industry that have either told me things that they have heard or know of.

I’ve asked her to suss out some of the rumours that have been sent to me, so these are a mix of both our options and other sources.

I would also like to point out websites like lipstick alley and reddit are not reliable sources to get gossip from, it's just keyboard warriors. If you want good celebrity gossip (Mayans wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar though) check out deuxmoi.

So buckle up and let's get into the drama.

So back to post one and the lack of PR within Mayans coming from FX etc. It's also not coming from the cast or the crew, all of the posts they have posted recently are old pictures. They have been posted previously either on their feeds or on stories. And I get the whole “Not leaking info from set” that studios have but this isn’t a Marvel movie. Actually I feel like we saw more content from the latest Spider-man movie than we have so far from Mayans S4.

Alright here are some of my anons;

“I saw the asks from another anon about this Mayans drama, so I decided to have a look around. Now am I trippin or are people really coming out saying Emily and JD had an affair???Like is any of this true as in like there’s evidence or is it just a bunch of upset fans cause Clayton’s off the market? Oh and by the way I’m in no way a Emily or Clayton fan, but some of what I’ve seen could be career ending”

There is no way Emily and JD had an affair, there is no evidence of this and the basis of this rumour appears to have come from a “fan”. JD spent his break with his family, he was constantly posting loved up photos of his family, and they look genuinely happy.

So many people are talking shit about Emily and it 100% stems from jealousy. But not a single person has asked what a 36 yr old man wants with a 23 year old girl.

“So I don’t know if you have been asked this but what’s you take on the rumour that Emily T hooked up with Michael Irby and other older male costars? From what people are saying Gino and Danny are about the only two that didn’t hook up with her.”

Y’all seem to forget that Emily is still a young adult, she’s 23, they met her when she was 19, if she's having affairs with her older married co-stars, we should be asking why they are in their late 30s to mid 50s with her. It would be a clear power disadvantage and it's disgusting. Also I have zero belief any of these rumours are true. These rumours have come from “fans” no legitimate gossip site or whispers within the community have come up about these.

Peep agreed that none of the affair rumours are true, she's asked friends who work on the Mayans set and apparently it's all bullshit.

Did Clay and another cast member get into a fist fight?

So I’ve heard that Clay and another cast member got into a fist fight, 3 different sources have told me it wasn’t a fist fight but they did get into a verbal fight stemming from Clay acting like he's better than everyone else and treating the crew like shit. Another cast member stepped in and blew up at Clay about his behaviour and it did almost come to blows but they were separated before it happened.

Did Clay get fired?

The last thing I heard on this subject is no, but he’s on thin fucking ice and if he doesn't get his shit together he's out on his ass.

Are Clay and Emily a PR relationship?

While I would like this to be true as far as my sources go its a legit thing, and honestly everyone I know who works in PR said this would be a terrible fucking PR stunt cause of the age gap and the fact he’s known her since she was pretty much a minor. As you can see from the downward trending of Clay online it's blown up the wrong way.

I’ve heard a few other things but I don’t want to post about them because I would still like a second source to confirm as they are pretty damaging rumours. though some of them are pretty clear to anyone who has two eyes.

I hope this answers some peoples burning questions, if you have any more let me know.

[t-underneaththeradardancing]

kitsch n sink - actually something more poetic  like w an enigmatic metaphor embedded - i did tell u bout the obsessive yah and u u musta guessed compulsive - and i aint  lately seen a wild card but so many dealt already not all of them the good kind  - t u not bob dylan neither miles davis - 3 fukken a em and here i am a yam like popeye - w coffee instead of spinach - unpoet suggested - anything to keep me from toss and turn like a record machine - spin me right round - well not exactly but close enuff for existential over easy just a pinch - im quantum quark like - imma edit cuz ig - or maybe keep it it onna tumblr down low not worry about size - or who iz reeding - actually like giving a speech i pretend that nobody is listening - wait imma mean dancing and people watching - tho u really dont wanna see wat that look like on t - worse than guitar grimace emoting thinking hez an og method acting its been a month or more since i mention wim wenders - imma reddy for demille close - up and godot - i am - awaiting 

the things that sustain me maybe gonna kill me - life on life’s fukken terms - its gospel sunday - imma work on a building and a hallelujah fukken anyway  - summer jest start imma think about the heat on - aging aint 4 sissyfussy - how i get so far and not even mention my kitty - and pet shop onna western town in a dead end world - but she is a good one of the - always - variety - in dire straits especially tho no bullet in  the chest pleez - even once upon a time - a crash n burn while flyin maybe - to b expected part of game player  - on the stage will yah 

complicated - yah fs  - but then again imma james bond - billy strange maybe a western but i only ride a horse a couple times - one practically wild i didnt know better - but thats a story  for later maybe - remind me imma forget for sure for years maybe  - was unbaked completely a while just to baseline reset assess - man was that confusing i dont know how peeple do it - actually - i do and did - pain could b debilitate if i let it but fukk - a song or 2 to play and a dozen in the queue - and slow af  not 2 mention lazy - so a million things to do

imma live pretty much the way i duz it since jump street tho modifications - i mean 3 years ago i would swear i never give up smoking - 35 drinking i would tell u - the liver is a muscle it needs exercise and mean it laffing  - but i almost coulda killed myself 18 months ago walking trippin take a header but i fall down good - used to recover - uh faster - anywaze im careful on steps dont even go near ladders 

a stage yah - and a challenge - yah i can play a whole set twice - i think  - stage fright of course par - emoting like a motherfukker over even - cramps in season - panic attack la mode de monde  - shake it up not stir tho  a marley   - but hear and there - a glimpse a transcend moment - a flurry then slow sustain thick - imma trynna good foot - hard af sometimes - ego omg and off the chart fear - just enuff  whatever takes and not too - for a - spell - flow stops time - weave a new pattern - imma wave not a particle - sometimes people listen - enough to sustain - keep on keeping - morning birdsong - i mitta slept a minnit just after midnight - no tambourine too noisy  man but in the morning maybe jj - t its morning now and sid in ny sez nancy - and yes we heard the birds sing but shouldnt we save that for the usual - tho maybe all the bases covered - except murder  

imma wrap it up - finally got new shades to replace broken - not lost - anywaze store wuz finally open 

so officially imma rawk star again - i mean u cant possibly b without shades can u 

[crebby]

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen.

[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]

Shrek: What a load of--

[Toilet Door slams]

Shrek hops out his outhouse and his routine like taking a mud shower and farting in his pool.

[♪ All-Star By Smash Mouth Playing]

Steve Harwell: ♪ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead. The years start comin', and they don't stop comin', fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin', didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with takin' the backstreets. You'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow. Hey, now, you're an all-star. Get your game on, go play. Hey, now, you're a rock star. Get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shootin' stars break the mold. It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder, you're bundled up now, but wait till you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture. The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. Hey, now, you're an all-star. ♪

[Shouting]

Steve Harwell: ♪ Get your game on, go play. Hey, now, you're a rock star. Get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shootin' stars break the mold. ♪

[Belches]

Villagers: Go! Go!

[Record Scrating]

Steve Harwell: ♪ Go. Go. Go. Hey, now, you're an all-star. Get your game on, go play. Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shootin' stars break the mold. ♪

Villagers: Think it's in there? All right! Let's get it!

Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing could do to you?

Villager 2: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.

Shrek: [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres-- they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

Villager 3: No!

Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Villager 3: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

[Gasping]

Villager 3: Right.

[Roaring]

[Shouting]

[Roaring]

[Roaring Continues]

[Shouting Continues]

Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away.

[Gasping]

Shrek: [Laughs] [Laughing] And stay out! "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs]

Guard 1: All right. This one's full. Take it away!

[Gasps]

Guard 2: Move it along. Come on. Get up!

Captain of the Guards: Next!

Guard 3: Give me that! Your flying days are over.

Captain of the Guards: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next.

Guard 4: Get up!

Captain of the Guards: Twenty pieces.

Guard 5: Come on!

[Thudding]

Guard 6: Sit down there! Keep quiet!

Bear: [Crying] This cage is too small.

Donkey: Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

Old Lady: Oh, shut up!

Donkey: Oh!

Captain of the Guards: Next! What have you got?

Geppetto: This little wooden puppet.

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

Captain of the Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this!

Captain of the Guards: Next.

Pinocchio: Help me!

Captain of the Guards: What have you got?

Old Lady: Well, I've got a talking donkey.

[Grunts]

Captain of the Guards: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

Old Lady: Oh, go ahead, little fella.

Captain of the Guards: Well?

Old Lady: Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt--

Captain of the Guards: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

Old Lady: No, no, he talks! He does. [Moves Donkey’s lips] I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

Captain of the Guards: Get her out of my sight.

Old Lady: No, no! I swear. Oh! He can talk!

Donkey: [Gasps] Hey, I can fly!

Peter Pan: He can fly!

Pigs: He can fly!

Captain of the Guards: He can talk!

Donkey: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking, donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh.

Captain of the Guards: Seize him!

Guard 7: After him! He's getting away!

[Grunts, Gasps]

Guard 8: Get him! This way! Turn!

Captain of the Guards: You there. Ogre!

Shrek: Aye?

Captain of the Guards: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest, and transport you to a designated, resettlement facility.

Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army?

[Gasps, Whimpering]

Donkey: [Chuckles] Can I say somethin' to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!

Shrek: Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa!

Donkey: Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, then bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babies in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

Shrek: Oh, that's great. Really.

Donkey: Man, it's good to be free.

Shrek: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

[Roaring]

Donkey: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time-- [Mumbling] Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.

Shrek: Why are you following me?

Donkey: I'll tell you why. ♪ 'Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends-- ♪

Shrek: Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?

Shrek: No! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?

Donkey: Nope.

Shrek: Really?

Donkey: Really, really.

Shrek: Oh.

Donkey: Man, I like you. What's your name?

Shrek: Uh, Shrek.

Donkey: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?

Shrek: That would be my home.

Donkey: Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't entertain much, do you?

Shrek: I like my privacy.

Donkey: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. You know. Can I stay with you?

Shrek: Uh, what?

Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?

Shrek: Of course!

Donkey: Really?

Shrek: No.

Donkey: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But, that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

Shrek: Okay! Okay! But one night only.

Donkey: Ah! Thank you!

Shrek: What are you-- No. No.

Donkey: This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.

Shrek: Oh!

Donkey: Where do, uh, I sleep?

Shrek: Outside!

I wish Tumblr had character limits for asks

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Excuse Me

Request: “can you write jerome x reader , where jerome being so possessive/jealous when the reader hang out with someone else..” -Anonymous

A/N: I should’ve done this a long time ago oops :/ but in my defense I never saw this request because tumblr be trippin lmao and also better late than never!

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The bass was thumping heavily around me, almost enough to cause a headache. I had a couple of drinks earlier, hence why I was only just a little affected.

I currently was at The Siren’s Club in order to spend some time with Selena, who was here quite frequently. She had just left to have a conversation with Barbara, while I sat here by my lonesome.

Jerome has been busy these last few weeks trying to track down his twin brother, who I didn’t even know existed. He knew where I was, but I didn’t know where he was. I quickly learned to accept that Jerome is a force to be reckoned with after I brought up that situation. Let’s just say that his excuse was that it was for my own safety.

“How’s it going?”

I looked up from my half-empty glass to find a young bald man with no eyebrows wearing an all black business suit. He looked familiar, but I couldn’t put a name to his face.

“Fine.” I slowly replied.

“What a lovely day, isn’t it?” He said chirpily.

I didn’t reply, as I thought it was a rhetorical question. There was something about this man that told me to stay away.

“Where’s the boyfriend? Off terrorizing innocent civilians?” He smirked.

This meant he knew who I was, which seemed unnerving to me. I softly chuckled to myself, seeing how ironic that is since i’m dating one of the top criminals of Gotham.

“And who’s asking?”

The man pushed off the counter and stuck out the hand he was steadying his balance with. “Zzasz. Victor Zsasz.”

I cautiously met his hand with mine, giving a firm shake.

“Well, you already know who I am,” I laughed.

Out of the blue, a pair of arms pulled me off of the barstool I had occupied myself on. I was prepared to shout until a voice whispered in my ear.

“Hi, doll face.”

My muscles relaxed after realizing it was the love of my life. What was he doing here?

“Who’s this cue ball?” Jerome insults. Victor’s smile doesn’t falter.

“I actually just met him. This is Victor?” I asked for confirmation.

Victor nodded, but instead of continuing the verbal exchange, he proceeded to walk out of the bar.

“Aw… I wanted to rub his head and get three wishes.” Jerome cackles behind me. I turn around and try to hold in my laughter.

“You’re an idiot,” I smiled.

“Apparently I am, if my girlfriend keeps hanging around other guys.” Jerome goes to plop himself down on a leather couch.

“Jerome… You know I love you.” This boy will always be an enigma to me.

“I know, sugarplum. I just hate seeing you around other guys, even if they are Mr. Clean.”

That one made me bust out laughing. Jerome looked up from his lap and beamed with proudness. He really does get off from telling jokes. He pats his lap, as an invitation for me. I sassily walk myself over there, and slowly sit down on his left thigh.

He smiles and brings his right hand to the left side of my face. “I love you, my princess.” He leans in to press a tender kiss to my lips.

“By the way, I was blinded when I walked in here because a bright reflection was coming from Vin Diesel’s head.”

[sincerelyjennax]

MY Anxiety

Hello Tumblr 👋 My name is Jenna and I am 31 years old. I always wanted to blog, but just never got around to doing so. But here I am. Writing my first blog 🤷‍♀️ I am here to help whoever this may reach. If that is no one, then this will be my own person diary... I have lived with anxiety for about 6 years now. And after many hours of googling and research, I have learned that there are thousands of different types of anxieties. That was news to me!! When you have anxiety, you really think you’re the only person on the face of the planet who is going through it. I’m here to tell you YOU ARE NOT! A little about “my” anxiety. Keep an open mind because it’s going to get weird lol About 6 years ago, I was with a group of friends smoking weed. Just chillin and hanging out like we ALWAYS did. What I thought was just a “bad trip” turned out to be a change in my life I never saw coming. Not a good change at all. I was eating those cinnamon balls from Taco Bell and long after I was done with my food, I felt a huge lump in my throat. And because I was high, I was freaking the F out. I legit thought I was choking on food. I couldn’t breathe and I remember going to the bathroom and sticking my fingers down my own throat just to get the piece of food stuck in my throat, out. But there was nothing. I remember my friends driving me home and me being in the backseat telling them to take me to the ER. They just laughed and thought I was “trippin” I got home and tried to throw up again... and again. I thought if I didn’t get this food out my throat (food that was not there) I was going to die. Which made everything worse in the moment. (This is where it gets weird) For 3/4 years after, every single day, I had the exact same lump in my throat that I had 3 years prior. I did not eat any solid food for about 2 years. Day in and day out I ate mashed potatoes, yogurt and ice cream. I lost about 80 lbs and here’s the kicker - I stopped smoking weed after that first initial day 3/4 years ago. I didn’t know what was happening to me. I thought I had an issue. I went to countless doctors, had a hundred tubes shoved down my throat, just to be told there is nothing wrong!! But in my mind I was either choking or going to choke. And to prevent that from happening, I just stopped eating 🤷‍♀️ I googled the issue I had and actually saw others with the same issue. Now I REALLY thought I had to be the only person in the world to have what I have. I mean cmon... But I wasn’t. And that’s when I realized it was anxiety. Anxiety that stemmed from a very difficult relationship I was in at the time. (I was in it for 3 years) Time frame adds up. But I did not know that’s what it was until I got out of that relationship. Because months later, one day, that feeling in my throat and that anxiety just vanished. Literally was just gone one day. It’s been about 3 years now since I’ve been “Choking Anxiety” free (what else am I supposed to call it right?) and now I am ENGAGED!! 💍 Buttttt that’s not what this page is about lol Even though I was free of THAT anxiety, it did not mean I was free from ALL anxiety 🙄 There’s also anxiety that I call “Overthinking” anxiety. And that’s what I have now. And let me tell you something, this anxiety is ten times harder than the last. Your mind is a powerful system and when you are not in control of your own thoughts, you tend to feel helpless and weak. Not to mention VERY insecure. -The man I am going to marry is the most amazing person I have ever met. And it’s very frustrating when you think he’s doing wrong, and he’s the most trust worthy person ever. Or constantly thinking he’s just going to up and leave, and he asked me to marry him. This anxiety shit is REAL. And to the people out there who sit in bed crying because you think “why me?” Or “I know I’m the only one” - YOU ARE NOT. People may not speak on it due to fear of others opinions but I am here to give it all, real and straight forward so maybe I am able to reach out to SOMEBODY and maybe I can help that ONE single person get through a rough day. I have many more anxiety examples, but I will save that for another day. Have a goodnight, stay safe and just BREATHE. You are not alone. Sincerely, Jenna