#twas a joke anon

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

Terroristic threats are literally a crime. Like yes, cultural sensitivity is important, but also lighting people on fire is A FUCKING CRIME.

and you’re telling ME to touch grass

[keirawantstocry]

Hi am back. yes i will so totally be 💋anon and i will probably be back a lot (i have reqs just gotta sort through em). more soft kisses for jealous tubbo, twas great :>

On the note of specifically tubbo + fit, you remeber how there was the joke(??) of them getting married in Vegas? maybe something on that actually happening and pac finding out? like offhandedly mentioned or like, them talking about marrying tubbo or smthn idk go buck wild.

(question do you prefer v vague reqs, a little detail, a lotta detail or options?) Hope youre having a good day :>

oh do I remember it. I think I was in tubbos chat when it happened. I remember watching it unfold live. I would LOVE to expand on it 

(I love all requests to be honest. but I do appreciate a bit of detail because it gives me a starting point to go off of) 

“Aren't you two going to get married?” Bagi asked. The three of them were sitting inside Bagi's house at her dining room table when she asked. She picked up the cup of coffee in front of her and raised her eyebrow before taking a sip. 

Pac laughed nervously. “Bagi, I don't know if-” 

“Can't people only get married once?” Fit asked. 

Pac and Bagi turned to look at him, twin looks of confusion on their faces. “Sim,” Bagi said. “Why do you ask?” 

Fit looked up and took a long swig of tea. “Oh, well, I'm married.” 

“Oh right to Spreen yeah?” Pac asked. “We can get that annulled with the Federation surely. Not that we need to,” he rushed to clarify. “Baby steps.” 

Fit shook his head. “No, not Spreen. That's a Federation thing only. I'm legally married. Of my own choice.” 

“To who?” Bagi asked incredulously. 

Pac felt a rush of jealousy go through him. It wasn't necessarily that he wanted to marry Fit but it felt weird that he had never brought this spouse up before. They told each other everything. 

“Tubbo.” 

The Brazilains stared at him. The jealousy dissipated as Pac laughed. 

“You are married to Tubbo??” 

“Why??” Bagi asked as Fit joined Pac in laughing. 

Fit shrugged. “We got drunk in Vegas. Made out. Tubbo acted like some kind of prudish Catholic woman. Said I had to marry him if I was gonna try and get in his pants.” He chuckled. “I don't think he expected me to take him seriously. But I carried him to the first courthouse I saw and we got married.” 

Pac perked up. “Did you have sex?” 

Bagi smacked him. 

“Ow!” 

“You can't just ask if they had sex!” Bagi slapped her forehead as pushed back her chair. 

“I'm sorry he was the one who implied it!” Pac yelled back. 

Fit laughed at both of them Not answering the question, Pac noted. 

-

Pac cornered him after they left. “Did you have sex? What does he kiss like? He's a good kisser isn't he? Can I sleep with him? Your husband, I should probably get permission you know.” 

“Whoa whoa, slow down.” Fit chuckled quietly. “You're not mad?” 

Pac stopped dead. “Why would I be mad?” 

“Uh, cause we're dating and I didn't tell you that I'm married.” 

Pac waved him off. “Oh please. It's Tubbo.” He perked up again. “Can we all be official? I want to kiss him. Can I kiss your husband?” 

Fit laughed, his whole body relaxing. “Yeah you can kiss him. Kiss him as much as you want.” 

Pac pumped his fist in the air. “Let's fucking go! Okay, bye Fitch. I'll see you later. I'm going to go kiss him!!!” 

-

“OI TUBBO!” 

Tubbo looked up from the chest he was currently searching. “Pac? What's up dude?” 

“You and Fit got married?” 

Tubbo's eyes widened in fear. Fuck. “Okay, yeah, hey I'm sorry I don't mean to intrude on you guys and-” 

He was cut off by Pac's hands on his face. “Calma. Be my boyfriend? You're very cute.” 

Tubbo blinked in surprise. “You… you want me?” 

Pac's eyes landed on his lips before licking his own. “Sim, sim, por favor.” 

Tubbo was nodding. Nodding and nodding. And he was being kissed and it was wonderful and soft. Pac tasted like sweets. He wasn't sure exactly what had just occurred but he was definitely not opposed to it. 

[catinasink]

the penis saga.

last update: june 2

may 8

first ask saying that my askbox says penis

may 11

second ask

may 20

third box; this time implying biting penis

i change the askbox to "twas pens not penis"

two asks asking why is there penis on my ask box

may 21

penis anon's first ask

penis anon and i discuss wether twas pens or penis

i agree that twas penis after penis anon throws me a penis after i ask for bottom surgery

my blog gets called a penis fanclub

deep fried cock.

people ask about the penis saga

i make a new pinned post

i get many asks saying penis or variations of that (prnis, peanits, etc etc)

someone admits they thought my askbox said penis

the penis saga continues

i get an ask of a drawing of a penis in a sink

a mutual looks in my blog and sees. penis

pacman eats a penis

i post a short penis saga explanation

i ask if i am free (i am not)

a mutual offers me the boiling pot to help out

pingas saga. i have no idea who pingas is

my father gets asked about the penis saga

someone throws another penis at me

someone puts a box of penis in my askbox; and then someone trips over it

another penis is thrown at me

i do not get freed yet from the penis saga

someone takes three of my penises

lightning anon is shocked

someone steals the penis box for food reasons

i get two duck penis facts

i repin my intro post

may 22

pnies ask

may 23

penis ask, i say no, then another ask saying penis yes

penis sagging/balls sagging joke

penis misspellings

penis jealousy

alphabet without penis letters

may 25

penis saga part two ask. no.

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penis asks continue

another questions the penis saga

someone draws me with the penis

may 26

smegma is on my blog

the penis saga may come back

may 30

adding this to my pinned post

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utopia is the one who started the penis saga confirmed

may 31

the penis museum

june 2

penis saga bracelet

[puzzlevision]

it twas a Joking

- same anon

thank you i though you were serious

[nyaskitten]

are you the one who drew the overlord as presidents?

I hate that someone out there knows me as "the one who drew the overlord as presidents" but alas yes twas' me anon. I drew Joe Biden Overlord bc of a joke, Joeverlord...

[hcguesstheauthormessageboard]

Somehow finished me fic through the binge watching. Twas helpful. Tis the moon that makes them swap places.

Will probably write another that’s based off a joke I made a while ago. That said, I’m not too worried that people will recognize it though as I will admit tis me 1st time writing for le hermits. Figured it works as a nice bamboozle.

-CeS anon

i’m so proud of you!!!!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

U gonna buy the heels and the dress??

twas a joke dearest anon

[oddsconvert]

I’m so sorry for scaring you! I might have taken the joke too far, sorry

-hate anon

NOOO YOU'RE GOOD, I TRULY TRULY PROMISE AHAHA <333333 'TWAS MY PHONE, I CACKLED LIKE A WITCH WHEN I CAME ON AND SAWWWW!!!!!!

Love ya hate anon ;) <3 keep on hatin 😘

[briankang]

hey Tay, an odd question!! Is it commonly accepted that Wonpil and Seungmin are twins!!?? Cos I scrolled past a post you reblogged, couldve sworn down it was Seungmin, but no, twas Wonpil!! also, I love you and your blog!!! Rx

ANON I JUST REMEMBERED YOU SENT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND omg i'm so sorry i was going through The Horrors body wise when you sent this and totally forgot to respond LKJSDGLKJSD.

but yes!!!!!!!! it's joked sometimes that they're secretly brothers even since they share the same last name too hehehe, but YEAH they look eerily similiar, seeing pics of them side-by-side always throws me for a loop like these:

i love them both dearly i love that this is A Thing for them.......in another life seungmin truly is wonpil's little brother

but also screams you're so sweet ldsjglskjd i hope you had a great weekend anon!!!! i love u feel free to drop in any other time (hopefully my body will not be rebelling against me lmao)

[starry-eyed-fag]

wtf is going on with the petewentzgender discord thing

twas a joke because anons keep sending people "what's your opinion on petewentzgender" & since one of my friends forgot to turn on asks on their blog someone joked that they were scared of that anon

[keirawantstocry]

hi hi its 💋anon yet again. Many soft kisses again, i legit started giggling so- twas amazing ty ty.

So Ive been having thoughts about how the general consesnsus is that Pac would silently move Tubbo to partner status. So like, Pac would be ecstatic, right? New partner Hell Yeah. I think Fit would catch on pretty quick and just double down. and i believe that Tubbo, while Not Really understanding whats Going on, would not say Anything. Why would he? then they might stop and while its confusing the affection is Nice alright?

Hope youre having a good day :>

oh 💋 anon, how i adore you. i hope YOU'RE having a good day :>

HIS ASS DOES NOT KNOW ITS A DATE 

“You're coming right?” Pac called to Tubbo who was currently slipping steel tipped boots on. 

“Yeah, I'm coming!” he called. Fit and Pac had invitéd him to dinner, it was kind of strange. But, he thought, surely they just wanted to talk and just happened to also be hungry. And they told him to wear a suit just because. 

They both looked him over when he finally stepped out, Fit with a low whistle and Pac with increasingly growing eyes. 

“You look sooooo good,” he said breathlessly and Tubbo flushed looking nervously over at Fit. 

“Haha uh thanks, man.” 

“So good,” Fit repeated and Tubbo burned under the heat of his gaze raking over his body. 

He just chucked to himself. They were surely pulling his leg. It's some kind of joke that they were checking him out like they truly wanted him, like he actually made their hearts race. 

Tubbo looked away. “Let's just go, yeah?” 

-

The restaurant was fancy, it made sense now why they had dressed up. Pac ordered wine for all of them and it came in tall thin glasses. As it was handed to him, Tubbo’s eyes went wide. He laughed softly. “It looks so fragile. I’m afraid I’m going to break it.” 

They both laughed. “Don’t worry,” Fit said. “If my metal hand can handle it without breaking it, I’m sure you can handle it as well.” 

Tubbo looked down at the menu and whistled. “This shit is expensive, I can't pay for this you guys.” 

They shushed him immediately. “We're paying,” Fit insisted.

“It's our treat,” Pac elaborated. 

Tubbo squirmed in his seat. “You guys don't have to do that.” 

“We insist,” Pac said. “You deserve it.” 

Tubbo squirmed under his gaze, remembering when Pac had said that same statement while kissing him silly. He still wasn't quite sure what was going on. How Pac claimed that Fit didn't care that they kissed. He didn't dare bring it up with Fit for fear of getting punched. 

He cleared his throat. “Okay then, let's eat yeah?” 

-

Dinner was delicious, he had to admit that. The wine was fruity and sweet, the meat was juicy and tender, and the talk was captivating. They talked for hours, long after their plates were clear and cleaned. Long after their drinks had been refilled again and again. As they got tipsy, then drunk and giggly. 

They went back to Fit's. Collapsed on his bed together. Pac cuddled as close to Tubbo as he could, fingers wandering all over his torso, legs locked around his. 

A real flush joined the wine drunk red on his face. “Feeling me up in front of your boyfriend? Wowwww.” 

Pac giggled, letting his hands wander even more. “He doesn't mind. Do you Fit?” 

Fit, who was currently standing, taking off the tie he was wearing, with a smile said, “No, I don't mind. With muscles like that I totally understand.” 

Tubbo giggled, drunkenly. “What the fuck,” he muttered. “Just. Let's sleep. I'm too tired to understand what is going on with you two.” 

Fit laid down beside them wrapping his arms around the both of them, and pulling a blanket up over them. “Yeah, let's sleep. Then we can all bitch about our hangovers in the morning, yeah?” 

“Yeah,” Tubbo and Pac muttered in unison before Tubbo felt himself being pulled down into the depths of sleep. 

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

Dunno if you know it’s a joke but Joseph quinn was made to have a stunt double for the bike seen but so was everyone else, it’s just that you can see it clearly in that picture. It’s just so none of the actors injure themselves

Nooo! #debunked

I apologise for not studying the picture. Twas a light hearted roast, I promise.

Edit: I am a mega grump and anon is a sweet joy. This is me ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ and this is anon (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[pencilofawesomeness]

Hey there, Flabbergasted Anon here I just read your reply and I wanted to clear some things up

First of all I was trying to say things in a joking/overly dramatic tone (kinda like the you kick miette meme)

Second of all on my device when you click on next work it kinda jumps you down below the tags and straight into the story and I just assumed that the title was referring to lisanna and read on

Third of all when I did finally finish the story I was immediately called away by someone else so while I did read the note at the end of the chapter (I think I honestly can’t remember) I didn't really process it

All in all I will keep reading the story because I am invested in it now so I hope you keep up the good work

Hi!!! Okay!!!! It was a misunderstanding!! Good!!! Excellent!!! :D

I really wasn't sure one way or the other, but sometimes it's hard when it's text, heheh. Twas I who overreacted in the end. (Should I have read that when I wasn't super tired, perhaps I would have recognized the meme language for what it was, heheh.... MY BAD. In hindsight, I completely see the kick-miette kind of thing going on there. So very sorry.)

Ah, anyways, glad you're enjoying the series despite my little mean streak there! (I reaaaalllly wanted to prod at Mira, circa Demon Tales, heheheh....) Thank you so much for clearing that up anon! Hope to see you around! :D

[bella-donnie9000]

I think that other anon meant "Exorcise" Dee

Yes I’m aware, ‘‘twas an attempt at a joke. Perhaps i’m not as funny as i thought.

[chaseadrian]

twas' a joke gurlie

lighten up a bit!

i said in the original ask that i get the intention but still don’t like it. i think you need to realize i don’t know u at all since ur on anon, and u don’t actually know me. there’s a level of formality expected with that, and on here i’ve established my appreciation of friendliness, not familiarity when it comes to anons that don’t have a recurring designation like an emoji or nickname.

[fearotica]

Anon from 5 seconds ago- twas a piss joke lol

I never catch on to these things