#twice. i counted

[koishua]

are... are you doing okay? :(

very respectfully no but it's a work in progress ig it's hitting me harder and harder every day how every decision i ever make will influence other people's interactions with me and i wish i could take it all back :')

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

[forecast0ctopus]

not divulging my thoughts on star trek (2009) rn. but this scene is like a cartoon to me

[transphilza]

i love you technoblade

[demi-pixellated]

follower requests be wildin’

[astrowarr]

aside from martyn, grian is the ONLY person who didn't die this session. every single other person died at least one time. do you know fucking insane that is. correct me if im wrong but this has NEVER happened before

[as-i-watch]

THIS LYING LITTLE SHIT

[idyllcy]

too much - mike schmidt x reader

You get a kick out of this more than you like to admit.

Mike arches under you, whimpering as he does, cheeks flushed with red as you coo at him, thumb brushing his cheek to wipe the tear sliding down.

"Too much?" You slow down, earning a whine from Mike.

"N-no. More. Please." He gasps, fingers curling uncomfortably at his side, staring up at you as you nod. "'s good." he slurs.

You start again, breathing uneven as your eyes go half-lidded, lifting your hips and slamming them down, Mike's fingers digging into the sheets, desperate to grab onto something.

"Please." He breathes. "Please let me touch you."

An agreement slips past your lips, and he wastes no time planting his hands onto your hips, helping you ride him, his hands warm on your skin as your brain turns to mush, desperate to get off with him, no other thought in mind.

It comes much quicker with Mike helping, and his eyes shut as you cum, him following immediately after as he spills into you with a whine, his fingers gripping you so hard you're sure they'll leave red marks. You lift yourself off of him, feeling his cum slide down your thigh onto his hip, and you rest your head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat as your blinking slows.

"Was I good?" Mike mumbles.

"You were great, pretty boy."

[oozeandgoo-art]

[insufferablemod]

thinking about john n davesprite n dave what happens when he finds out its not just a bird dave thing but a dave thing..... the idea hes built up of The Real Dave comes crashing down

like things were def made worse by being stuck together for 3 years with noone else n all of the extra issues davesprite has On top of all the normal dave bs but like, fuuuckkkkkkk

[lazycranberrydoodles]

ughhhhh so probably the tgcf scene i think the most about is in the final battle when hua cheng is holding xie lian and backwards gripping eming with his other hand i . god. this is referenced off of The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel (i’m pretty sure everyone has seen it by this point) which is surprisingly pretty topical for tgcf.

[sandwichedbread]

Jonathan the sims 3 reviewing the photos of (not)Sasha and her definitely very real boyfriend.

he just happens to look a lot like a bunch of stock images

[yourelosingains]

-   the evolution of elmax is something that’s so personal to me.

[lopa124]

Don't you love when a fictional (almost always) non canon couple is a blond dude (bonus point if he's taller) + a dark haired person (bonus point if they don't have a leg/harm and have scars in their face) and their adopted daughter (bonus point if she has powers)

[where-our-stories-start]

Every Barbie outfit

[saltpepperbeard]

Taika + making me take Critical Damage

for @viagc