#twinyards shit

[orionchildofhades]

Andrew Minyard, Literature Major ("Hell hath no fury" , "Jean Valjean") getting a PhD just to piss off Aaron so they're both Dr. Minyard is just--

[allfor-thegames]

you're telling me that nicky hemmick put the life he wanted and deserved on hold, flew across the world, went through the process of becoming the legal guardian of teenage twins with a laundry list of trauma each, worked two jobs, taught them german, supported them through the loss of a parent and court-mandated anti-psychotics/anti-depressants, joined a collegiate exy team that harbored kevin day and all the backlash that came from it, let andrew take two kids with mafia ties into their little group, survived baltimore and all that came with it, and then won the ncaa championship?

all with an elle woods "what, like it's hard?" attitude?

[fortheloveofexy]

it's a pet peeve of mine when ppl frame Andrew as hating Aaron and being needlessly cruel to him... bc while yes, their relationship is fractured and strained, Andrew genuinely cares about his brother and wants the best for him, he just doesn't know how to show that in a normal way.

like he might not know how to express it in a healthy manner but Andrew LOVES Aaron, like he truly just wants Aaron to be healthy and safe. It's like, his whole Thing. Aaron is one of the most important people in his life. Andrew wants him around. He'd do anything to protect him.

I guarantee Andrew wants to be emotionally close to Aaron too, he just doesn't have the tools to do that and the thought of letting someone in terrifies him. He also has no concept of what a healthy sibling relationship looks like, so he has no frame of reference to work from.

[bisexualchaosdemon]

This is making me feral

(The Raven King, ch.13 // The King's Men, ch.7)

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.

Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?

Andrew: I said the reasons are personal

[thespineoftherighteous]

Aaron Minyard in the foxhole court specifically, character of all time. moisturized unbothered in his lane etc etc. he's got like two and a half lines and pops off with each one. serves cunt on the court. serves cunt on the dancefloor. he's hardly present so he's at his least aggressive out of all three books, in his unproblematic era. doesn't care about anyone's drama but best believe he's paying attention. mans is in the kitchen doing dishes while the others are throwing fits and acting out. king shit.

[flogisto]

if you make an aftg social media au and you give andrew and aaron matching usernames i'm literally in love with you i'm sorry i don't make the rules

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Aaron: we’re constantly in mortal peril because of your bitchass boyfriends and somehow I’m the bad guy????

[exyconfessions]

GUYS I JUST SAW NEIL AND AAROPN HOLY SHIT

so they had this massive argument (about andrew i think?) behind the med block (i was taking a smoke but they couldn’t see me) and aaron just fucking swung at him. he dodged but like it was an actual physical altercation type thing.

nothing i can do so i just wait till they’re gone and think nothing more of it but then an hour later im in the dorm A and my room faces the fox tower so i have a pretty clear view of its roof. i’m taking a smoke out the window and look up to the tower by chance and see them sitting on the edge, making out?????? like hardcore full on absolutely devouring each other. ngl it was kinda hot but the point is i think aaron and neil are hate fucking holy shit

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[dysfunctionalcreature]

idk about yall but one of my most ever favorite aftg headcanons is that Andrew is really good with kids, and in the future when Aaron and Katelyn settle down and have kids, their kids will absolutely adore "Uncle Andrew", and he'll happily suffer through whatever sort of play the kids want to do with an as genuine and un-menacing smile on his face as he can manage, whenever he and Neil (and Kevin) come to visit

[codename-adler]

it’s so funny how the Twinyards are short. so funny. haha…

it’s almost like neither of their physiological need for touch was met as babies…. so touch-starved it led to this sort of dwarfism… no matter Tilda or foster care, they don’t get the soft caresses, the safety of arms, the tickle of the toes, the raspberries on the tummy, the soothing hand on the back, the fingers to clutch, the boops on the nose, the kisses on the cheeks and the head and the feet and the hands and the neck and… they just don’t, won’t get it, no matter how many scenarios in which they switch places. forever small, smaller, forever five feet nothing, forever the physical embodiment of everything they’ve lacked since before birth.

so funny.

[chewingonsneakers]

yall it’s seeping into my dreams. last night was the second instance. first instance was a couple days after i read tsc for the first time, i had a very vivid dream where i was jean moreau but i was also in my childhood bedroom and i was curled in bed with bandages on my hands and kevin motherfucking day came in to bring me soup and put new bandages my face and calm me down cuz for some reason i got scared when he pulled bandaids out of his pocket. it was smtg straight out of a hurt/comfort fic.

and LAST NIGHT dear god i was neil josten, in the flesh, and i was walking with andrew goddamn minyard to go see aaron who for some reason was in juvie but the juvenile hall was in the middle of the woods. as we were walking through the forest i remember telling andrew something like “he hooked up with the vixens btw… not katelyn vixen tho… yet…” and he looked at me like ‘why do i care’ and i responded with something like “he hooked up with them but they refuse to keep their hands away from him, since” and he just started pulling a pocketknife out. THEN jesus holy christ T H EN when we finally got to the cabin and entered the room aaron was in it was like a bathroom and he was checking his face in the mirror for some unknown reason and i remember saying hello and then… oh lordy… andrew minyard HUGGED ME. it was like half a second long and just a goodbye so i can leave them be for a moment and obviously i am neil josten in this dream but i could fucking feel his arms, and i get it now neil. that man was sturdy. dear god. i would have stopped working had that been irl. then i left them alone to converse and i don’t remember anything after that.

[lalalaets]

hot take im not an aaron apologist bcs in reality he has nothing to apologize for

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: Neil. Truth or dare.

Neil: truth.

Andrew: I dare you to kiss me

Aaron: he didnt even chose dare!?

Neil: rules are rules Aaron

[siriusblackisdead]

Aftg memes part 4(?) cuz i dont have anything better to do with my life💪🏻💅🏼

[hmmm-shesucks]

The difference between Andrew's and Aaron’s insults is that Andrew is almost poetic about. He will put together a string of words so cruel and calculated that it ruins you as a person and makes you question everything about yourself. Andrew will fucking destroy you. Aaron, on the other hand, puts no thought into his insults, but they are just as venomous. He goes for the obvious, attacking personality and physical attributes, but he does it in a way that, even fifteen years down the line, you’re still insecure about what that little blond guy said to you at 9 am on Monday morning during biochemistry your sophomore year in college. Andrew will make you hate yourself, but Aaron will make you want to kill yourself. If they were to team up together? Well, you might as well just burn scrambled eggs in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen because you’re about to get fucked.