#ubw abridged

[zeroenchiladas]

Gotchard Daybreak: Tell me Houtaro, when did you first realize it? I get Kudo noticing, but you? Nuh-uh. Houtaro: I guess you wouldn't have realized after all. It all started with Hiroshima. Gotchard Daybreak: That is... not the answer I was expecting.

[typemoonster]

“the actually is important, i think.”

[emerald-observance]

If you haven't yet started watching Fate Stay/Night: Unlimited Blade Works: Abridged, you absolutely should because it's fantastic and the newest episode just dropped.

[nasuversekinkmeme]

How about Rin, specifically the UBW abridged version of rin, doing a smash or pass of the hottest female servants.

HAHAHAHA

[sun-dari]

so i only just noticed that there was new episode of ubw abridged and all i want to say is that the entire thing is an absolute masterpiece, which somehow manages to be simultaneously hilarious and sincere. a bunch of jokes turned out to be a chekhov's gun, it's actually insane

[cringe101]

FSN Abridged Confession Scene but with WhiteKnight

If I'm being honest, I would switch the roles here cause I think Weiss would be the one to confess first, but then the similarities between Shirou and Rin wouldn't be there. Also, I give permission for anyone who wants to make a fandub of this so long as it is credited, however, I do not give permission to use AI voice for it. If I see that, I will report it.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I didn't realize you were attracted to women.

Yang: I'm attracted to people.

Qrow: Those people are all women.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Jackson: Holt, what do I do?

Holt: What do you mean?

Jackson: I lost an argument. What do people do when they lose arguments?

Holt: I don't know... Tell them honestly, how you feel? I guess, that's what I would do.

Jackson: considers this Alright...okay this is on you than out loud Hey Manny!

Manny: What do you want normie?

Jackson: I admit I was harsh on you, and I will stab you in the throat if you ever prove me wrong again.

Manny: terrified

Jackson: Ah that's better, being honest is kinda of awesome.

Holt:... That was so not what I meant. But that's on me, I should've expected this.

[chimaeraheart]

"Someone asked what Archer's true name was, so I just said 'Actually Satan. The actually is important.' He got mad at me."

"But it was a good time to do it. I have no regrets."

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Bruce: Hypothetically, if someone had all their Command Seals left, could they, hypothetically, use them to help their Heroic Spirit stay manifested after the War is over?

Kotomine Kirei: And why, hypothetically, would someone do that?

Bruce: Well, if, hypothetically, Caster was really cute and sweet and nice—

Kirei: Hypothetically, I wouldn’t call the “Witch of Betrayal” “sweet and nice.”

Bruce: …

Bruce: HypotheticallyIDidn’tSummonMedea

Kirei: You WHAT

[atlantic-riona]

actually I'm very curious to know what lines and/or live rent free in everybody else's head

[xcal1bur25]

"Saber, I'm gonna need you to sit this one out. If I don't beat him myself, it'll be meaningless." "SHIROU HE'S A SERVANT!" "No Saber, he's a slave."

GG Shirou, that's one fucking phenomenal pre-battle one liner.

I really love for that all this version of shirou has seemed like a dork for most of the abridged, in the showdown with archer he actually shows himself to be pretty damn intelligent - certainly more emotionally so than his future self.

Also archer's angsty monologue devolving into an outright tantrum while Shirou picks his bullshit apart is just...*chefs kiss*.

Project Mouthwash fucking COOKED with this one.

[shera-dnd]

The worst thing about the Fate series is that I could shit on Fate and all its many pointless spinoffs for a whole fucking day, but also if a single semi interesting Fate related thing enters my field of vision I will immediately engage full brain rot and not be able to think about non-Fate related things for the rest of the week

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Lucifer: Alright, parasite. Let's start over. I call this routine "bad cop/worse cop". I'm both.

Hijack: I... don't get what you-

Lucifer: *blasts him but barely misses*

Hijack: AH!

Lucifer: Sorry, that was Bad Cop.

Hijack: Not... Worse Cop?

Lucifer: Worse cop wouldn't miss.

[nasuversekinkmeme]

UBW abridged rin just smashing all of chaldea(Even better if she has a cock)

Good for her