#ugly regression

[agerelemonbloom]

Cw: Mention of pet loss, Talk of crying, feeling like you can't cry, unable to be little, Venting

I was crying because I found 2 videos of a cat who passed away in December, he was under 2. I was looking through my phone to free up space and went to large files section and saw 2 videos of him I had completely forgotten about until I watched them. I obviously started to cry, my mom came to the room I was in and saw I was crying, she asked why and I told her. She started crying and said she was sorry and it's all her fault and she is a terrible person. I wish she wouldn't do this! It makes me feel like I can't cry with her around because then I have to be the one comforting her! I just wanna be little and curl up and cuddle into someone's arms and just let these big emotions out and tell me it's all gonna be okay! But I can't, and it makes me wanna cry more!

[mimeepossum]

《bathe in god's blood》

[deesblanketfort]

Snailsagere's 30 days of agere moodboards ★´ˎ˗

︶︶︶ Day 24: Dinosaur themed

[mossy-rossy]

Captor: "Say it. Say that everything is perfectly fine post canon and Astarion is NOT struggling with peace after 200 years of no bodily autonomy and relentless trauma. Say that he's well adjusted and his healing is NOT messy, so messy that he still sometimes hurts the ppl he loves, the friends he's made. Say there is NO resentment that his partner talked him out of ascension when he's at his lowest, when he's most afraid. Say that his healing DOESNT have an ugly side To it. SAY IT!

Me spitting blood: Fuck you.

[mintyscuriocabinet]

I love this meme so I thought I'd share my own Shining Armour and Cadance

[gr3yyyyy]

trying to argue with the fricking babby in my brain bc i need to go to bEDDDD bc i have a regents tomorrow and they dont wanna go to bed and they keep wanting to read silly silly fanfic and grrrrrrrrg

i have a teSSSSSST pls do not cry bc it is bedtime (3 am) i am wEAK

[kakusu-shipping]

What's more cringe then a Gen 1 Pokemon S/I?

Season 1 Digimon Self Insert time, baybeee!!

[kid-from-gotham]

You know what I can't stop thinking about since it 1st popped into my head

Jayce post hexcore stumbling across his mother while trying to find Viktor and Accidently regressing around her I think it would be so bitter sweet in a way

[vintage-bentley]

It’s insane to see the toothpaste straight girl pride flag in the wild. At least there’s one thing that exists exclusively for women I guess

[september-rainn]

Little!Blondie Headcanons

This fandom is dead, and those that have stayed alive do not care about my agere content, but I am posting this anyways because I love TGTBATD so damn much

CW: Mention of incontinence

☘︎ Little Age varies; It can range from 4-10

☘︎ He regresses involuntarily. The more stressed he is, the younger he is. He typically regresses when he's very pent up. He represses a lot, and when it gets too overwhelming, he snaps into little space

☘︎ He drops into little space quick and easily. It can be forced from little space just as easily. He's constantly in fight or flight even when regressed. The slightest concerning noise can startle him into big space

☘︎ His primary CG is Tuco. He isn't invested in his regression, finds it a bit weird even, but finds enjoyment in Blondie being reduced to a "blundering toddler", so he plays along to keep him in this docile state (and maybe, just maybe, he enjoys caring for him. He'd never admit it)

☘︎ Tuco has to be especially gentle, which is hard for him, he's an absolute menace. Having to be careful about the noises or the actions he does is tiring; He makes his sacrifice for Blondie

☘︎ No matter what age he presents himself as, he's very independent and hates relying on others. His little space seldomly shows itself. He's fantastic at masking and acting normally, albeit with a few tweaks. Very composed, very mindful

☘︎ When he does have a caregiver, he's an absolute angel. Not quite affectionate or cutesy, but a rule follower, almost to an infuriating degree

☘︎ Doesn't stop him from being a little brat to Tuco, and there's nothing he can do about it because he's still following the rules

☘︎ Orally fixated. Loves chewing on the edge of his cigarillo when regressed. It's the biggest signal that he is regressing. He can't keep himself from chewing when something is in his mouth

☘︎ This can also lead him to nibble on things he shouldn't. If it's chewy, it's going in his mouth. The area around his fingernails is completely torn up by his teeth relentlessly nipping at his skin

☘︎ Stray cat's worst enemy. He will pick them up and carry them around when he sees one. He has tried to smuggle one into his satchel bag; Tuco caught him and lectured him on how they didn't have enough resources for a damned kitten

☘︎ Has a sweet tooth when regressed. Hard to find sweet treats when outlaws are on the run. Tuco tries, at least, by sautéing canned apples with cinnamon

☘︎ Drinks a shit ton of apple cider. It satisfies his sweet tooth and looks enough like whiskey. Always claims he's just like Tuco when he has his adult drink

☘︎ Either way, he still drinks and smokes

☘︎ He fiddles with the cylinder of his revolver. It makes a satisfying clicking noise that can entertain him for ages

☘︎ Much to his disdain, Tuco insists on joint bubble baths. He's grumpy the whole time but lets Tuco wash him (when they have access to a bath that is)

☘︎ Blondie has a crochet blanket he keeps with him. Tuco stole it off someone (he claims he made it, Blondie knows he didn't, he doesn't make a big scene out of it because he sleeps with it every night)

☘︎ LOTS OF LAYERS!! Loves being bundled up. It makes him feel swaddled

☘︎ Gets very distracted from his needs. He'll go hours without eating or using the bathroom when regressed. Tuco often has to encourage him (partially because he's sick of having to stop to wash several layers of clothing because they were pissed through)

☘︎ Loves playing in the sand! Tuco doesn't mind wasting water so they can make sand sculptures together

☘︎ Snuggles by the fire <3

☘︎ Tuco calls him Blondie or angel. Blondie typically calls him Tuco. If he's especially small, he might let a papi slip

☘︎ Is very embarrassed by his regression. He doesn't let this show. He doesn't mention it afterward. Tuco teases him for it.

[queenofnots]

I think everyone's gotten a little too comfortable making fun of people's looks.

[skydensen]

Little! Tuco Ramírez Headcanons

tw: small mention of guns (5th one)

✨ Regresses between the ages of 5-9, he is more on the big kid size!

✨Very energetic toddler! He is already a very playful man when he is his big self, when he regresses he gets more blatant about it, and it is a pain for Blondie to try and stop him from running around everywhere without any type of carefulness, his uncaring nature when regressed is what causes most of his scrapes and bruces on his legs and arms. ✨Bubble baths! He loveeees taking a good bubble bath, even if the times he gets to actually have one are very limited! He will insist on taking one when he has the chance, and if Blondie is regressed as well it will make for a very fun time in the bathtub! ✨Loveees horses! He likes them when he is big as well, but not nearly as much as he does when he is his little self, when he is regressed one of his favorite activities is to just run his hands through his horse's mane, it makes him genuinely relaxed, and Blondie actually enjoys the peace and quiet it brings to have a silent Tuco for a while, so he just lets him be. ✨Blondie has to take on the role of being his caregiver 99% of the times, which also means having to deal with the big dilemma of explaining to Tuco why he can't be carrying guns when he is behaving the way he is, Blondie is already very experienced on knowing when Tuco is regressed and how to deal with it, so he will try his best to take his gun from him without him knowing it, Tuco whines about this suject A LOT, specially when he notices his gun has been taken from him, insisting to Blondie that he can handle it, and that he doesn't understand why he takes it away, Blondie doesn't care enough to explain to his toddler friend, it would just be an unnecessary discussion.

✨His brother knows about his regression, but, doesn't know how to even explain what happens to him, he saw it only a few times ever since he left home, mostly because they got into very big fights in which Tuco seemed even more immature and energetic than usual, even getting emotional (he does his best to not show his brother that he is crying or feeling bad)

✨Argues a lot with Blondie when he is regressed, Blondie does his best to try and keep his friend safe and sound, but Tuco always manages to get himself in trouble and ends up on him being scolded by him, something that Tuco hates so he starts arguing about it and trying to explain why he wasn't on the wrong (even if he was) which just ends up on Blondie giving up

✨Although he does his best to hide it, he actually gets a bit sensitive when he is regressed (only a little) and one time Blondie scolded him in a way that ended up being too harsh on him, which was met with a tear or two coming from his eyes (Blondie didn't mention it because he knew Tuco was trying to hide it, but since then he hasn't ever scolded him too harshly)

[sculptambitio]

To me Diego is def one of those type of characters who rely a lot on their titles and fame as well as physical appearance to get what they want, like if you actually sat down to talk to him or expected him to be a charming an smooth talker, you would be disappointed in finding out how boring he can be, how cold and disinterested he can be. In a way, this behavior is a response to his own cynical (and hypocritical) views on people; he believes everything is in there for a gain, everything is fundamentally an exchange, it is all a performance to hide the instinct of survival and something more- that even past need, humans are fundamentally cruel creatures. That makes him put up walls or judge them, but within that same judgment, he fails to realize that his hatred blinds him from the fact that he oftentimes (if not most of the times) behaves the exact way he condemns

[cavalierappreciator]

Christians are always having a spiritual mid-off on this website

[punk-scum-of-the-earth]

the next terf motherfucker to insinuate that horniness is an inherently male and thus dangerous emotion is getting bitten. the next terf motherfucker to insinuate that anger is an inherently male and thus dangerous emotion is getting bitten twice. THE NEXT TERF MOTHERFUCKER TO INSINUATE THAT STRENGTH IS AN INHERENTLY MALE AND THUS DANGEROUS TRAIT IS GETTING BITTEN THRICE!!!!! BY ME AND MY HORNY, ANGRY, STRONG FUCKING TEETH!!!!!!!!

[aggressionbread]

everyone go dress weirder this is a command