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already thinking about the obligatory "ok but what if the protagonist was evil" au for my (checks notes) 6 day old story. fascinating
#i can't help it. it's so fun#cause like. ok. i already shared some of the images but the main guy is my smeargle right?#and the gist of the present is that they used to be in a guild. their partner died. and then some time passes. and then they#get mixed up with the local crime family via a sylveon who wants nothing more than to battle#hijinks ensue#but like now that i think about it. what if they got mixed up during that “and then some time passes” period?#like they were really fucked up and angry and in a bad place mentally. a notable member of that crime family knows guillotine#they likely would have been very easy to persuade and they would easily be able to sketch guillotine. which could be very useful to those#manipulating them. not to mention they have a couple specific connections that these people would be really interested#in getting at#um. coughs. anyways#queued rambles
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i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:

#aka i was too tired to trust myself to speak coherently with clients or make commission work up to my standards. but i need to be productive#or ill die#my art#minecraft#mineblr#dragon#dragonsona#of sorts#forest dragon#earth dragon#lush cave#mods in the video tht are noticable btw: complimentary reimagined shaders. alex's mobs. ambient sounds 5. mizuno 16 craft resource pack.#and a really cool seed i found online :]#video#NOT my model but im going to tag it as#my model#since it's 3D work!! actual model made by blackaures who made the mod and also some SICK ass dragon art#also. patreon gets to see the other 3 pages of concept art i made for this later today! :] wink wink nudge. coughs#sorry i need to shill#um. anyways#no name for this dragon yet. i do know it steals livestock from too-small village/illager pens#to give them enriched lives in its expansive cave farm#i'd like to come back to this eventually and touch up the wing design since the glowing spots didnt really shake out
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Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?
literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.
It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.
Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.
She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.
She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.
She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.
She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.
She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.
You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.
Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.
And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.
Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.
#asks#Anonymous#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#ningguang#ningguang smut#beidou was my og main does that say anything abt me. i was shaking like a leaf when i saw miss ningguang like h#mean femmes r literally so hot it rots my brain. i love u mean femmes mwah#sorry i see an ask abt any femmes and my brain stops working :(#oh right erm#fem reader#anyway miss ningguang using reader for her pleasure...........#treating you like a glorified toy#falls down a flight of stairs#obligatory mention that she will absolutely tie reader up. but shes extra abt it#shibari. weirdest edging session ever she spends like 1h tying reader up#i think she'd also be into wax play. tying you up and putting a muzzle+gag on you while she drips wax onto you..#g-d damn it i got carried away in the tags AGAIN free me#i am a chronic yapper#obligatory beidou mention btw. frequently bought together do not seperate#also did i answer this MONTHS later? yeah. um. coughs.
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LEFTOVER SALES SOON!!
I'll be doing a last call on my Silver artbook NEXT FRIDAY, JAN 24 at 4PM EST!!! this will be the final sale, as i have no plans to do any reprints in the future.
i have very few charms left, and all will be sold with A grade books. stickers and patches will be included with every sale while supplies last!
don't hesitate to reach out for any questions, and MARK THOSE CALENDARS!!!
#twst silver#thank u all for the support with this project. its been a few months now and it still feels crazy. over 130 sales for quite frankly?#a side character. who im crazy about. and a lot of u are crazy about. bc we have the best taste#coughs. anyways#A grades will be reg $15 B will be $12 C will be $6 because the cover corners got fucked up. rather give it to a silver girlie than recycle#im not opening the etsy this time for ease of tracking stock so um. if u live in the UK im sorry legends
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self-resilience (and other traits born from neglect)
summary: Nate's starting to realise things aren't going the way he thought they might have, once.
pairing: (one-sided) Nate Sewell x f!Detective; Morgan x f!Detective
wc: 3.6k
“This is a friendly visit,” Farah declares, bounding forward. “Are those allowed, Detective?” “Sure.” Elyse gives a shrug of her shoulders. “It’s not like you’ll listen if I say otherwise, so—” Morgan snorts. Elyse rolls her eyes at the noise, but Nate catches the slightest hint of a real amused smile on her lips. “Sorry. I’m not mad at you guys for your job, but—” “It's been months,” Morgan echoes. Elyse nods. “Yeah.”
[read on ao3]
#coughs wetly. hi.#um. it has been A Month.#I got into a car accident that depleted my savings since I couldn't work but it's okay (probably)#it wasn't my fault at least and I'm not dead so ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#I grew up piss poor this's nothing new hfbfhkd#and I've fallen back on my usual comfort go to of writing/reading about anime boys kissing cause there was news about hq that dropped a few#and honestly that saved me from falling into a complete depression spiral#anyway! have. not anime boys kissing.#I'm probably going to be lurking for awhile before I'm ready to Socialize again but! I missed Ely in situations so </3#rinn writes vampire fic
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robotfucker but in a nonliteral sense. vibes only. i would engage in acts of extreme, intensely trust-based, emotional intimacy with a robot. however i would rather be killed than have sex with one. im not a coward, im just asexual and it's not my thing as a general statement. the idea makes me feel icky. if anyone or anything tries to make me have sex with it i'll just kill myself on the spot. but in spirit? based on vibes? i would be a robotfucker. does that make sense
#tags for robots to which this applies you ask?#well. um#v1#bt 7274#e3n / ethan#...yeah. coughs#anyway#ultrakill#titanfall 2#call of duty iw#cod iw#call of duty#asexual#aspec#* my posts !
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puts bocchi under ur pillow

What's that I see?

My, my. How did such a cute little thing get in here?
#I'll take good care of her~#*ahem*#the stuff in caps is from me earlier when i first had the idea#she wanted that to be the text but didnt think i might want to.. talk about the drawing process. thats why this awkward transition is here#anyway.. when drawing characters simply i like to draw them like little miis or perhaps teru teru bōzu#thats why her skirt is longer and why she doesnt have arms#also.. i dont use colored pencils often. and while i do have quite a few this is the closest i could get to the Bocchi the Hot! Pink#(or should it be Bocchi the Hot Pink! ?)#anyway.. i also only wanted to use the Bocchi the Hot! Pink and her blue and yellow.. so no brown for her shoes.#to make the pink more striking#anyway i said i dont use colored pencils often.. you can tell. i made a mistake boldening the line work before colouring..#cus the pink mixed with the lead more than it would have otherwise.. making it darker#o well#also.. i added a little colour around the clover as a oneshot reference. pink yellow and cyan where the red green and blue are normally#its meant to be subtle#unfortunately it mixed with the lead too so it looks more sloppy than anything#anyway um#my art#communication#my actual posts lol#bocchi the rock!#bocchi#bocchi the rock#bocchi fanart#hitori gotou#i think this ask was meant to bug me to watch bocchi#its working in a roundabout way#also.. u can see my niko oneshot plush and focks *cough* i mean fox tunic plush in the background of the first image
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Lucifer giving Adam a massage lives rent free in my head rn. But seriously. Lucifer? He's totally the kinda guy who's neat and classy and has his own little spa days. I mean, he's rich af so he can definitely enjoy stuff like that to a full extent. But I also imagine him having good hands for massage. Just look at him, this guy certainly knows how to please, in any and every sense lol. Adam would be so grumpy about it and wouldn't want to admit that he's yearning for his touch but once he feels it he would just melt lol
ANON DON'T MENTION MASSAGES TO ME I- SHIT *trips and her 7k words fake massage fic slips out of her clothes*
UGH,,,,,,,,,,,,, UGHHHHH..... LUCIFER GIVING A FAKE MASSAGE TO ADAM......... UUHGGGHGHG MUST... RESIST.... NOT STARTING ANOTHER FIC/COMIC.......NNGHH.....
#I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THIS TROPE INNOCENTLY I'M SO SORRY#*coughs* anyway uh yeah i um i do like that idea yes#hazbin hotel#adamsapple#ask
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when the lip differs from the lip
#aizo’s really too good for this series (sometimes). very male lead of him i have to say#he forgives his mother for being like *that* to him and still loves her despite everything#he shows kindness to people who openly hate him (mona; granted it was only to make up for his bf’s earlier misdeeds)#a n d he tolerates yujiro’s nonsense (bc he loooooves him) despite their frequent arguments and disagreements all#meanwhile yujiro openly hates on people who go after his bf (kanami 2k20: never forget… and chizuutan to a degree too ig)#man i miss honeypre event stories (says this all the time). i miss seeing aizo pine on main (while being dense about his own feelings)#and yujiro being salty on main (while somehow being even denserrrrrrrr about his own feelings for aizo)#those event stories truly were some of the best shipping fuel for ss lxl#(also ngl but. i liked how hiyoko was still present in their stories as the supportive friend role to them…)#(unlike a certain [redacted] anime which turned her into a horrible self-insert who shoehorns herself into situations unrelated to her)#(*cough* aizo’s so-called ‘fake trauma’ *cough* ‘how could yujiro’s family hate him when his mom makes him such a nice lunch????’ *cough*)#(wished we could’ve seen more of the jk trio in the event stories though [sadge]. bring back honeypre p l s)#um anyway!!!!!! see y’all when the next lxl mv drops ig???? maybe later in the week???? sometime between wed-fri???? idk?????
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I love talking like a clickbait youtuber
IF THIS POST GETS FIVE TRILLION LIKES I'LL JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO
IF THIS POST GETS JUST ONE LIKE, I'LL MAKE AN ATA ASK BLOG THING
its fun
#yes this IS my way of saying i wanna make an ask blog#i did make a paintbrush one during my time in the osc but uh#got a new fixation#anyways um. yeah I'll probably do it#hashtag ive been thinking about this for a while i just didnt feel like doing it#wooly ata#amanda ata#amanda the adventurer#cough#i ain't tagging all that
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i’m realizing things (what else should i add to the list)
#wanted to add the has -ate sound in their name thing but it doesn’t fit hailey (or timmy turner cough#i have to admit i dont remember much about hailey so.i can only assume she is also average to fit in with the purposes of my studies#hi nami can you guess what this sad attempt at a list is for#i’m creating a formula for the most accurate yokai watch protagonist oc. just you wait. they will be perfect#they’ll fit in so well you’ll be gaslighted into thinking they were there the whole time#i mean. they already were there idkwym#ALSO for some reason every time i’ve tried to figure out their design i always lead myself back to kyubi’s human form. every. time.#I CANNOT ESCAPE THEM THEIR AMBIGUOUSLY GENDERED SWAG HAUNTS ME#anyway yeah. um buhbye#yokai watch#fop
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#talking to the stars#for no reason at all#heh#erm#coughs#stop looking through tags now :3#look i found out how to do those little text faces#hold on#☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆#look at that thats so fire#hold on how many are there#.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.#o((⊙﹏⊙))o.#okay so theres actually a metric ton#holy shit this is awesome#anyways um#thats all#...#let me just uh.#heh.#(o゜▽゜)o☆#red dungeon
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i hope my moots know that I will sit and stare shocked at any new art they post low-key. Like. Gobsmacked every time by those masterpieces bro I SOB. The unexplainable, inhuman sounds I make when I see a new post while I'm in a call with my friends. Bro. My fat ass would do a flip if I could.
#crimbalspeaks#Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy#GEEULP#You know who you are (maybe)#Coughs UM#sighhhhhhhh half of the /pos rants channel in my friends discord is me actively barking over art not even kidding#Um.#Anyway
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on one hand. i must move on lest i go mad. on the other hand. theres some really genuinely insane shit that i would fucking love to put on blast. on the other other hand The Paranoia.
#not about anyone specific this is just about [A Situation that Happened an Unspecified Amount Of Time ago]. lol#being INCREDIBLY vague both for my own sanity and also bc i dont. need to attract their attention again#anyway. loud cough. gender headcanons am i right ladies and gents#does that give it away. um. if youre aware of what im vaguely mentioning here dontttt. say shit dont bring it up dont even say a WORD#again im being vague for A REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im just like. idk i think i finally processed it and like. damn. insane ass situation#& i wasnt even super involved. i was just there. i was just catching strays for some fucking reasons#txt
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Still thinking about that Akaza deviating with Rengoku what if its still haunting me im not gonna let that be a one time doodle because I've got soo many ideas swirling in my brain.. just the idea of Akaza struggling with everything and following Rengoku like a shadow because there is something all too familiar gnawing at him that so desperately wants to embody what Rengoku does. A guilt so all encompassing it brings him to his knees at Rengokus feet. He is reduced to a groveling mess because this voice over his shoulder is lovingly whispering that he can be better and he can't understand why he wants to listen! And all the while Rengokus own heart is torn between inciting justice and sparing a bit of mercy to a situation thats so disgustingly fascinating that he can't look away..
#ugck. sorry im so....... these two drive me nuts.#anyways Akaza would probably pull some insane self sacrificey shit in this scenario sbdjd#he would be begging shinobu to posion him over and over so he can feel the pain hes inflicted thousandfold 💗#people love a Rengoku corruption but what about Akaza redemption while Rengoku corrupts just a little in order to Redeem him#yeah? yeah? you feel me?#also Rengoku juicebox moment ...🥴#coughs um! i love a man who is so kind that hed bend his morals in order to spare kindness tonsomeone who nearly kills him#i love when someone is kind to such a fault theyre willing to go too far. willing to sacrifice. willing to destroy themselves for you#i love when someone has to learn kindness and starts so intensely giving that theyd go a thiusand miles just for a chance to feel#like theyre as kind as they person they love#sorry i sound crazy ive been feeling RAW lately this shit is EATING at me
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if i write another reigen major character death fic people will certainly think i’m nuts!
However.
#I HAVE. UM. what like threeee? unfinished drafts? where he’s erm. kicked the bucket?#and i know that makes me sound absolutely insane but two entirely rely on it as the concept and one it’s fake so does it really count#like for example (this wouldn’t be a spoiler bc it’s the first chapter) ritsu has an accident with his powers and. oh! reigen’s a spirit no#and the whole fic is his guilt and reigen trying to hide it#SO. YOU SEE. IM NOT BATSHIT FOR KILLING REIGEN AGAIN#i also like analyzing other character’s responses to tragedy like a lot a lot#my last big fandom had MCD as a big angst trope and even before that i was a sucker for it maybe i am a little crazy#um. if you read all this. hello i hope i don’t sound absolutely insane i swear i’m a normal human being#COUGH anyway#cowardly speaks
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