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quitedisastrous · 1 month ago
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already thinking about the obligatory "ok but what if the protagonist was evil" au for my (checks notes) 6 day old story. fascinating
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warmfuzzyanimal · 2 years ago
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i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:
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harbingersglory · 9 months ago
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Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?
literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.
It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.
Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.
She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.
She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.
She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.
She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.
She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.
You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.
Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.
And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.
Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.
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suntails · 5 months ago
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LEFTOVER SALES SOON!!
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I'll be doing a last call on my Silver artbook NEXT FRIDAY, JAN 24 at 4PM EST!!! this will be the final sale, as i have no plans to do any reprints in the future.
i have very few charms left, and all will be sold with A grade books. stickers and patches will be included with every sale while supplies last!
don't hesitate to reach out for any questions, and MARK THOSE CALENDARS!!!
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thelionheartedo3 · 3 months ago
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self-resilience (and other traits born from neglect)
summary: Nate's starting to realise things aren't going the way he thought they might have, once.
pairing: (one-sided) Nate Sewell x f!Detective; Morgan x f!Detective
wc: 3.6k
“This is a friendly visit,” Farah declares, bounding forward. “Are those allowed, Detective?” “Sure.” Elyse gives a shrug of her shoulders. “It’s not like you’ll listen if I say otherwise, so—” Morgan snorts. Elyse rolls her eyes at the noise, but Nate catches the slightest hint of a real amused smile on her lips. “Sorry. I’m not mad at you guys for your job, but—” “It's been months,” Morgan echoes. Elyse nods. “Yeah.”
[read on ao3]
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bottledsea · 1 year ago
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robotfucker but in a nonliteral sense. vibes only. i would engage in acts of extreme, intensely trust-based, emotional intimacy with a robot. however i would rather be killed than have sex with one. im not a coward, im just asexual and it's not my thing as a general statement. the idea makes me feel icky. if anyone or anything tries to make me have sex with it i'll just kill myself on the spot. but in spirit? based on vibes? i would be a robotfucker. does that make sense
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midnightclover · 9 months ago
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puts bocchi under ur pillow
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What's that I see?
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My, my. How did such a cute little thing get in here?
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rius-cave · 1 year ago
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Lucifer giving Adam a massage lives rent free in my head rn. But seriously. Lucifer? He's totally the kinda guy who's neat and classy and has his own little spa days. I mean, he's rich af so he can definitely enjoy stuff like that to a full extent. But I also imagine him having good hands for massage. Just look at him, this guy certainly knows how to please, in any and every sense lol. Adam would be so grumpy about it and wouldn't want to admit that he's yearning for his touch but once he feels it he would just melt lol
ANON DON'T MENTION MASSAGES TO ME I- SHIT *trips and her 7k words fake massage fic slips out of her clothes*
UGH,,,,,,,,,,,,, UGHHHHH..... LUCIFER GIVING A FAKE MASSAGE TO ADAM......... UUHGGGHGHG MUST... RESIST.... NOT STARTING ANOTHER FIC/COMIC.......NNGHH.....
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year ago
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when the lip differs from the lip
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fruitbycake · 5 days ago
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I love talking like a clickbait youtuber
IF THIS POST GETS FIVE TRILLION LIKES I'LL JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO
IF THIS POST GETS JUST ONE LIKE, I'LL MAKE AN ATA ASK BLOG THING
its fun
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tree-of-olives · 1 year ago
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i’m realizing things (what else should i add to the list)
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redspacegirl · 2 months ago
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crimbatimeofficial · 3 months ago
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i hope my moots know that I will sit and stare shocked at any new art they post low-key. Like. Gobsmacked every time by those masterpieces bro I SOB. The unexplainable, inhuman sounds I make when I see a new post while I'm in a call with my friends. Bro. My fat ass would do a flip if I could.
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npdkondraki · 4 months ago
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on one hand. i must move on lest i go mad. on the other hand. theres some really genuinely insane shit that i would fucking love to put on blast. on the other other hand The Paranoia.
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krikidilly · 2 years ago
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Still thinking about that Akaza deviating with Rengoku what if its still haunting me im not gonna let that be a one time doodle because I've got soo many ideas swirling in my brain.. just the idea of Akaza struggling with everything and following Rengoku like a shadow because there is something all too familiar gnawing at him that so desperately wants to embody what Rengoku does. A guilt so all encompassing it brings him to his knees at Rengokus feet. He is reduced to a groveling mess because this voice over his shoulder is lovingly whispering that he can be better and he can't understand why he wants to listen! And all the while Rengokus own heart is torn between inciting justice and sparing a bit of mercy to a situation thats so disgustingly fascinating that he can't look away..
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cowardlybean · 1 year ago
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if i write another reigen major character death fic people will certainly think i’m nuts!
However.
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