#umlauts with umlauts

[aiweirdness]

learn the berries with the help of dall-e3!

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the berries in swedish

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[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

[id: the capybara “my tummy hurts but I’m being very brave about it!” meme edited to say “there’s a fuckin skeleun in here but I’m being very brave about it!” end id]

I swear Max Jägerman would be the biggest himbo if he was a decent person

[fjetspad]

Say what you wish about the Eurovision result, at least Käärijä forced a lot of anglophones to learn how to type a goddamn umlaut.

[icountcards]

sure, your workplace might be cool, but is it “build your own Gävle goat” cool?

[chaotic-carnifex]

Noo little monolingual anglophone, those letters are not pronounced how you think they are!

"Oh mah gawd, this is a cave full of oomlouts! I will pepper them in for the aesthetic :)"

[manjushagep]

HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ HÄÄRIJÄ

[coolnonsenseworld]

Happy pride! And second season of Omfd

[mrzombielover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCjpdx4/

Doing this to könig,, thinking so hard rn

oh your mind is SO huge i couldn’t NOT write a lil drabble abt this…

wc; 921

link btw

warnings; criminally sweet fluff, mentions of blood, kind of est. relationship, reader stitches up könig, a lil suggestive

every time you see him without his mask, it takes your breath away again. it’s a relatively rare sight. he much prefers to keep it on, so you don’t push him about it.

and when he does show you his face, you try your hardest not to react to it. to remain casual and unbothered about it, as not to make him even more anxious. not a big deal. and despite how little he verbalizes it, könig shows his great appreciation in other ways, unspoken gratitude. a level of trust. this is why he comes to you post battle, or late at night.

“sorry… almost done,” you say softly, slowly securing the knot in the suture. könig’s fists clench and unclench as you carefully clean the skin around the wound, but he makes no fuss about the pain. he exhales sharply when the sterile cloth wipes over the fresh stitches.

“you know we have more qualified medics, right?” you chuckle.

“‘s just a scratch,” he mumbles.

“Mhmm…” a grin spreads across your face as you start to put the supplies back. “Think you just like me more,”

“mm,” he affirms, so faintly you almost missed it.

You turn back to him. he lets your hands trail up his bare chest, fingertips brushing over the edge of his mask. there’s a little blood staining the edges of it, and pushing it up a little reveals more dried blood over his collarbones.

“könig, can i…” you trail off, eyes flicking upwards to meet his. after a beat of silence, he sits up straight, pulling his helmet and hood off in one swoop. you avert your eyes when he places it on the table next to him, fidgeting with the nearby medical supplies.

könig turns back to you, watching as you pour saline solution on a cloth. even sitting on the bench, he’s substantially taller than you, so after a quick assessment of his condition, you decide he’s well enough for you to climb up with him. his eyes widen as you swing a leg over his lap without warning, hands instinctually finding your hips to keep you still.

König seems to relax more as you start to wipe off his collarbones and traps. most of the blood dried on his skin is old, and stems from his nose. a little clearing with a cloth reveals his nose has stopped bleeding by now, and there’s a deep laceration on his upper right trap, but he’s mostly fine.

“don’t think you’ll need stitches over here,” you murmur, mostly to yourself. you have to lean back for the box of dressings, reaching over to flip through the different types. his grip on your hips tightens just slightly, a little protectively to ensure you don’t fall off the counter.

you carefully spread the antibiotic ointment over his trap, before pressing the gauze and tape on.

“good as new,” you smile, patting his shoulders.

“thank you,” his voice is almost a whisper, face inching closer to yours as his hands slide up to your waist. his eyes slide shut, leaning in so his lips are just ghosting over yours.

you press your forehead to his, lips just about to connect- when you grab his face suddenly. he squeaks, eyes widening in surprise when you turn his face away from yours.

“lemme see your nose,” your press your face close to his, examining it carefully, first from the side and then straight on. könig’s expression remains mostly unchanged, but his cheeks are now considerably flushed. you don’t say anything, but the heat in his cheeks makes a sense of pride flood your heart, having to bite back a smirk.

“doesn’t look broken,” you pull back, letting your arms fall around his neck. “must’ve hurt, though,”

“not too bad,” he mutters, puffing up his chest a little.

“really?” you raise an eyebrow, “you don’t need a kiss better?” you smile playfully. he doesn’t say anything but you can see a second of consideration in his eyes, as his face grows even more impossibly red.

you lean forward and softly connect your lips with his, this time for real. he practically melts against you, large hands pulling you closer by your waist as he deepens the kiss.

he chases your lips when you pull away, big cobalt eyes fluttering open to meet yours. his eyebrows knit slightly as you study his face, growing more bashful under your intense gaze.

“you’re really pretty, you know that?” the words slip past your lips without even thinking about them, giving him a toothy grin.

“pretty?” he mumbles as you press a kiss to his cheek.

“yes. sehr schön,” you nod assertively, pressing another kiss to his other cheek. you giggle as his nose scrunches in embarrassment, face still reddening. he opens his mouth to speak, but says nothing, swallowing thickly at your onslaught of kisses.

“mm, so very handsome,” your hands come up from his neck and cup his face, pinching his cheeks affectionately. he whimpers as you move your face, begging to kiss down his neck.

“i mean it,” you add, hands falling down to his neck to his chest. you bend to his collarbone, looking up at him as you bite it gently. he whimpers again, letting his eyes slide shut. you softly kiss over the bite mark before sitting up straight.

“all better?”

“hm… ich weiß es nicht,” könig grins slyly, hands sliding down to your hips again. you squeal as he flips you on your back, both dissolving into giggling.

[juustozzi]

happy pride month, be queer and be free!

[ashoss]

Hey dude i kno that your url is ashoss probably read as ash-ous but i just wanted to say that the first time i saw your profile i read it as asshoss and now i cant unsee it or read it in a different way

ass hoss ...... yea

[fruity-phrog]

Genderfluid but instead of wearing pronoun pins I wear a pin with the fictional character that my gender matches that day

[officialpenisenvy]

but also it's very crazy to me that most people don't immediately clock the erlkonig as sexual or like. sexually predatory. if we can acknowledge a "death and the maiden" narrative as immediately sexual or at least a blatant allegory for sex why can we not do the same for the sick child and the evil luring him to death at all costs. especially when the text itself is so sexually charged. it genuinely reads like the 18th century equivalent of telling kids not to get into white vans with creepy strangers who offer them candy like??? i don't understand why there's so few critics who acknowledge that.

[brainrotdotorg]

so it turns out if you're a feminist and also a fascist you get this bit of dialogue. i knew about how the conflicting viewpoints resulted in funny new dialogue. but was anyone going to tell me about the "wink-shaped growl" that comes from harry's ass.

[ohbeffinitely]

Boys, boys, boys 🎶

Streamed on Picarto for the first time since Christmas 2020(!!) and it so lovely 😭💖 Thank you everyone who showed up! I'm really trying to get back into the swing of things, so expect to get those loads of stream notifications again!!

[schmergo]

I went to a German immersion elementary school for a few years, which means that every time I see the word omakase, I need to point out to everyone that it translates to "Grandma cheese" in German.