The bridge under their feet instantly cracked, and both fell, plunging down to the lava stream!
In the last second, a hand caught Feng Xin’s boot, and Feng Xin caught Mu Qing’s boot. When he looked up, he cried, “WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!! GUOSHI OLD SIR, PLEASE DON’T EVER LET GO, ALRIGHT!!!”
The one who caught them was indeed Guoshi. Veins were violently popping on his forehead. “SO YOU DO KNOW I’M A SENIOR! WELL, HURRY UP AND CLIMB UP THEN!”
[...]
The steam was boiling, his face was red like hot coal. Mu Qing cried, “QUICK, PULL ME UP!”
Yet unexpectedly, the two above didn’t yank twice before he shouted again, “WAIT! DON’T PULL ME UP!”
Guoshi was exasperated. “WHAT DO YOU WANT!”
Feng Xin yelled, “ARE YOU FOR REAL? FINE, I’M LETTING GO!”
Mu Qing cursed. “WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING LET GO FOR REAL, I DARE YOU. LOOK DOWN! LOOK, THE SWORD!”
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I was literally messing around and ended up creating such a wholesome scene
also, what a nightmare to arrange them in their correct heights and proportions in relation to each other (yes, Silver and Epel are pngs thrown into Jack's card bc my wolf boy here is the only one without a png version </3) I still think they're just roughly realistic-ish
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Sitting alone in a room, apropos of literally nothing, I just honestly LOL’ed at the spontaneous memory of this facial expression:
Specifically, the tongue-sticky-outy part. And now I’m laughing AGAIN at the gif!
Sheen is a goddamn treasure.
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Look, I'm a Ego hater but even I have to admit that his dynamic with Nagi and Reo is super funny.
He's not the one to pick them for blue lock, Anri is. Right off the bat, he has a deep dislike for their style cause it represents everything Ego is trying to destroy about Japanese soccer. Every time they make a play that goes against his philosophy, Ego is right there, ready to point it out. Most of the time Ego's dishing out criticism about a player that's not in the right mindset, you can circle back that criticism to Nagi or Reo even if it wasn't about them specifically. Thematically, they exist within blue lock as the duo that contradicts Ego's ideals to give Ego more room to explain his philosophy, and he hates them for it. Oh, his contempt runs deep.
He makes no secret of this. He tells Nagi to his face that he's a "self-proclaimed" genius but he doesn't understand his own ego yet. He all but calls Reo a fool for choosing a soccer he's not the protagonist of, and basically tells him he won't make it far. He tells them both he "has no interest in" players like them.
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You'd think, there's no way they're not a team Z then.
No.
He puts them in a team V, the highest stratum. You know. Where the better players are. The same guys he asked to fuck off on day one.
(it's so funny. I can just picture him comparing stats and letting out a disgruntled sigh when it dawns on him that he has to acknowledge them in any way. Very wet cat of him)
The story goes on. Like cockroaches, they keep making it alive selection after selection, and even though Ego doesn't particularly favor either of them, he has to keep them around.
He puts them in the blue lock eleven.
He hates their soccer.
Nagi becomes a fan fave.
Ego can't get rid of them. They exist specifically to torture him with the gay pining Ego thought he'd left behind in his youth and that's hilarious
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is iterator dnd just normal dnd but like 50x as complicated. like there are over 100 stats and the story is more complicated than like. homestuck
YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT ITERATOR DND IS
Iterator DnD is the most souped up campaign you can possibly imagine. Every minor challenge is like trying to invent a rocket from scratch. There's also realtime physics and the whole thing is run in a simulation that's wayyyy too convincing. To make things not trivially easy for the country-sized computers playing, often you don't play a single character but a small nation. which you need to consider every single individual's actions in. The lore notes would take years for a normal person to read.
It's also still subject to all the classic DnD campaign tropes and grievances.
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it’s the way you singlehandedly started everyone’s obsession with dabihawks (including mine), such a power move tbh
omg im notttt, im so late to the party the foundation was built way before me, but it makes me happy when people say they kind got interested because of what i say of draw :D
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