#underswap sans headcannons

[cherry-poppins]

Don't Go Baking My Heart - (Underswap!Sans X Reader)

I'll bake my feelings into goods  Just for you to eat them so I feel understood What do you call sharing sweet treats together  A warm kinda love that stays forever 

You sit and stare at your phone, the blue light illuminating your face. The clock reads 1:55am. You loved nights, they were so comforting, peaceful, quiet. You could get so much done. Except tonight you were bored. You sigh to yourself, thinking of the options you had to feed your boredom.

You could go to bed and sleep, any normal person would. Get a nice cup of tea, read a good book or put on a movie. Play some white noise as you sarcoma into slumber. But you were too bored for that, you needed something to do. Then the idea of baking struck you, but as much as you'd love to do that by yourself you always found baking more enjoyable when you did it with someone.  

Which led you to stare at your phone debating whether or not to call your best friend. He'd be most likely sleeping and you'd feel guilty if you woke him up, knowing how much he valued his sleep. But then again he always said that he was up for anything…. Fuck it. 

The phone rang for a few seconds before your favorite skeleton answered, sounding groggy and a little annoyed. "You have three seconds to capture my attention or I'm going back to bed…. Unless you’re dying…. You’re not dying right? or is it a dead body? Stars i always knew this day would come, ok we're going to need-" 

He was unfortunately cut off by your laughter, sounding much like a tea kettle as you wiped the tears from your eyes. “Hahahaha I called you and the first thing that comes to your mind is that I'm dying or that there's a body involved? Geez and i thought your brother had a grim sense of humor”  

You giggled as you heard him sigh, sensing his disappointment through the screen. You didn’t need to see, knowing he was rolling his eyes at your attempt at humor. “Hardy hahaha, real funny. Wow you’re such a comedian you should have your own show. So did you need help with something or??” 

“Oh yeah I was wondering if you’d want to bake with me at my place?” You asked your voice trailing off at the end, now considering if this was a smart move. 

There was a pause on the other end of the line before you hear another long sigh. "Do you know what time it is?" Sans asked, sounding more awake now. 

“Yeah I’m aware…. But I need something to do and before you say anything I have considered all of the above and more. This could be fun plus I know you have a sweet tooth” Listening to the grumbling of a sleepy skeleton made you use your final straw.  

“Come on, don't make me bake by myself Starboy.” 

There was a pause before you heard a fit of giggling from him which soon matched your own. “Oh man, you're really pulling the ol’ nickname card. Alright you got me, you make it really hard to say no to you.”

You grinned, silently accepting your victory. "You know you love me, besides this is payback for all the times I had to deal with your last minute antics."

A totally exaggerated gasp comes from Sans. “Unbelievable, that's so not true. You know it's quite hurtful that you’d say- Pft nah I’m just playing with you. You make a fair point but i feel like we have this pact were you deal with my antics and i have to deal with yours” 

“Ha, cheers to that, but on another note hurry your bony ass up and get over here!” You yell into the phone, laughing as you hear the broken reply of Sans. Something along the lines of don't yell, it's too early for that shit. Bla bla, think of the neighbors. 

Sans then promptly hung up after claiming he’d be about 10 minutes. You waited for a few minutes before throwing him a text, reminding him just in case he fell asleep.... or got side tracked. Which happened often. You didn't mind though, he always made your life a bit more interesting. Kept you on your toes, all though you suppose he could say the same thing about you. 

Just as you’re about to text him again you hear a lil “ thwip ” from outside your apartment. Unable to contain your grin you rush to the front door, quick to unlock and open it. “You teleported here?” 

Standing in front of you with a slightly embarrassed look on his face stood Sans, wearing a blue flannel and fluffy blue pants with yellow stars. You couldn’t help but giggle to yourself that Sans was half dressed in his Pj’s. Not that there was anything wrong with that, he just usually preaches how put together he is.“Heh yeah, first time for everything ay? Also don't tell Papyrus, I know he’ll never let me hear the end of it.”

“Pft nah, wouldn't dream of it. Besides I feel like this’ll be good blackmail for the future” You joked as Sans rolled his eyes. 

“We little Miss Blackmail, may I come inside?” He asked, leaning against the door frame. 

With a large amount of consideration and a pinch of playful sarcastic comments you allowed him to enter. As the two of you walked towards your kitchen Sans asked what you wanted to make. “Heheh… the best i can do is chocolate chips cookies,  not that they’re bad. I make a mean batch of cookies.. But unfortunately that's about it” You smile sheepishly as you leant against your fridge. 

“Oooo that sounds great, who doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?” He reassured me. “Besides, don’t worry I make a mean batch of cupcakes. We’re freakin’ set” 

You smile “alrighty then, let's get baking!” 

Ok, the first thing you needed was the ingredients and cooking equipment. You ask Sans to get the mixer and bowls while you get the ingredients. Checking the fridge you scan the shelves for the ingredients you needed, though you were quick to find that you'd need more butter. 

"Oh come on…. Hey Sans we need more- Eh, what are you doing?" 

You watch as the panic spreads across his face as he gets caught red handed mid eating a handful of chocolate chips. Finishing what was in his mouth he laughs nervously before answering painfully slowly. “Eh… eating the chocolate chips?” 

Good grief. You let out a chuckle, informing him that we didn't have enough butter. Only for his response to be eating more choc chips. "Hey!!  You eat one more handful of chocolate chips and I'm sending you to the shop to buy more!” Giving him a playful bonk on the head as you jokingly  scold him. “Even though technically we have to go anyways because of the butter” 

"What shops would be open this time of night?" he asks. Fuck, he did have a point. You groan to yourself not hiding your disappointment, wondering if yall were even gonna be able to do this 

Sans thinks for a moment before he snaps his fingers as his eyes light up with literal stars in them. "You know my house would be closer, it was shopping day yesterday. We’d have to be quiet though because papy might be asleep."

“Heck ya! Awww, thank you Sans!!! I really appreciate it” You let out a giggle and a squeal, bringing him in for a crushing hug which was eagerly received. 

Despite being late at night ... or too early in the morning the two of you had gotten yourselves into a giggle fit, shushing each other as you attempted to sneak into his apartment. Just when you had thought you were in the clear you were caught by Papyrus with a cup of tea in his hands, although from where he was standing he thought he’d gotten caught by you two. We all stood there silently staring at each other until Papyrus broke the silence.

"Well good morning to you too" he said, giving a sleepy smile, giving you a small wave. 

"Technically the human hasn't slept" he giggles along with you, playfully rolling his eyes as you wave back. 

Papyrus chuckles at that, leaning against a wall. "Huh, well that makes two of us.” He says before taking a sip of his tea, only to nearly choke on the sip as Sans gasps realizing he had in fact been caught red handed. 

"Papy you promised you'd sleep tonight, this is the third night in a row. You can't keep taking naps throughout the day, it's not healthy." Sans crossed his arms and huffs. 

Papyrus sighs and shrugs at his older brother. "yeah, yeah i know but i finally have the motivation to get shit done and i'm taking full advantage of it. My book isn't gonna write itself ya know"

"You write those words papyrus!!" You encouraged him, throwing some finger guns.

The two brothers giggle at your silly attempt at encouragement. With that the two of you are left in the dark hallway, the faint smell of fresh coffee filled the cold air. Gathering the ingredients you'd need quickly and quietly you were back to your apartment within half an hour.

“Alrighty we got the remaining ingredients, we got our recipes and the oven is set to preheat” You say, looking at your fully prepared counter top. You look over at Sans and dramatically point at him, acting like a gameshow host. “You know what time it is Starboy?!” 

Sans smirked, flipping up the collar of his flannel before stroking a pose. “Time to get baking!”

You get back and start baking the cookies and teach sans. While the cookies are baking he teaches you.... Then there was an incident with the flour. you don't get these messes when baking cookies. you both decorate the cupcakes and ice them. 

You first taught Sans how to make your chocolate chips cookies, showing him the measurements, how to make it properly, and that a lil vanilla extract goes a long way and makes things taste so much better. Apparently he didn’t know that you have to mix all the wet and dry ingredients separately before mixing them all together. He then taught you how to make his cupcakes… There was an incident with the flour… and the blue food coloring… And somehow there's yellow star sprinkles everywhere?!

You don’t get these messes when baking cookies, or at least not when you do them. Regardless you had fun, chasing him across the kitchen with an icing covered spatula. Though he did get you baking with a cup full of flour, miscalculating his teleporting jump and ending up crashing on you… with the cup of flour. Now you could say you and Sans were matching colours. 

By the time you both were done the sun was starting to rise. The kitchen was a mess, you had cupcakes and cookies for days. and you both were covered in flour, icing and sprinkles. You both laid against the pantry door, watching the sun spill across the dining room table and across the floor. Sans checks the time before giggling to himself. "Heh usually i go out for my morning jog by now."

The realization finally sunk in, you had kept him up with you for the entire night till dawn, inconveniencing his own routine. “I'm sorry that i've kept you up.... i just thought…." Your spirling thoughts got cut off with Sans handing you a cupcake. The icing was by no means perfect. The icing was kinda uneven and the sprinkles were all decorated on one side but taking a bit of the baking delight it tasted delicious. 

"Don't sweat it, I love baking with you" he smiled at you sweetly, thanking you as you reached over and handing him one of your own baking delights. 

He takes a bite of your chocolate chip cookies and absolute melts, success! That's what happens when you spend years perfecting a single recipe!! Now only if you could put the same effort into your other recipes, or perhaps even your studies? 

“Mmm definitely worth it” Sans praised as he indulged in the cookie. 

“So worth it” you reply, finishing off the rest of the cupcake, wiping whatever frosting stuck to your face. You turn to Sans before asking “You wanna get cleaned up, get in some comfy clothes and nap all day?” 

Sans whined a bit, letting his head hit the cupboard door behind him with a thunk. "Ugh you're starting to sound like my brother.... but i might have to take you up on that. It sounds nice… perhaps Papyrus is on to something with that napping of his” 

[bonesgalore]

I don’t have a full drawing yet, but here are some wips that I plan to finish soon.

Red, Dust, and Blue!

Demon AU Headcannons!

This hasn’t shown up in the fic yet, but the demons do use their horns for combat. Similar to that of bulls and rams, that’s how some of the, have chips and damage to their horns. So far, the only ones that really use their horns for combat are Red and Butcher. Nightmare will use his horns if needed but mainly it is for show. This is also a way to display that they are a perfect partner ((Nightmare has the largest horns by far)).

They try to keep their horns looking good, the better taken care of they are and the more likely you are to be noticed :3

Dust would have a large pair of horns as well but his were removed so he is left with stubs.

Red and Butcher (aka Horror) have the second pair of largest horns. Butcher only has one horn though making it harder for him to battle but he has learned how to. Not only that, he is far bigger than the others so his strength makes him by far one of the strongest. Now, the most physically strongest would have to be Blue. Despite his shortness, he is VERY strong. It’s apart of his Sin after all. With him being Pride, he takes pride in his strength and build. They do decorate them for certain occasions, whether for celebrations, status, and or for their partner for a specific season to impress them. Nightmar has a bunch of gold jewlery that he puts on his horns but they can be a pain to put them on and take off. It is easier if a partner or another demon helps him out.To loose your horns is also a huge bruise to your ego. The only one who doesn't care for his horns is Dust. His were taken off purposefully. Loosing your horns is like taking away your whole personality as well. They are unique to each demon. Dust has a reason for his, removing his horns was an act where he didn't think he deserved them anymore.

There is more to come of the Demon AU. Slowly but surely I’m finishing the refs of each one.

[galaxybonez]

Hi!! I wanted to ask, how would your Sanses feel dating a very Submissive S/O? Like not *just* a sub on the dirty stuff. I mean as a person who avoids conflicts, is very soft spoken and would rather go along with whatever plans/choices their partner makes intead of having to be the one to make them themselves or lead the way in general. A sheep, in a nice way, not like a doormat.

Ooohhh this one stumped me for a little bit! I hope it's what you're looking for, anon! I only did the main three starting off - otherwise it would have taken me forever to get this out - BUT I'm willing to continue it with some of the other boys if anyone requests it!

Sans

- Sans worries about you a lot. He met you not too long after the barrier shattered, at a time where he was still weary and suspicious of most humans he met. Timid is how he would have described you, then. Quiet, always agreeing with everyone around you without really expressing your own thoughts or opinions.

- If he were to be honest, he still can’t believe that he was able to get close to you, but his patience paid off.

- Sans knows your boundaries and doesn’t push them. Over time he learns how to read you, able to pinpoint how you feel about something by your body language or even the smallest change in expression; and, as you get closer, the vibes your soul gives off.

- As time goes on, you eventually start opening up to him. Being honest about what you would like to do or how you feel about something without worrying about people pleasing.

- He likes making sure you’re comfortable.

- Sans has been your willing excuse many times to get out of something you really don’t want to do and have a hard time saying no to.

- Sans is your safe haven. Comfort personified into a cuddly skeleton whom is always there to listen to you, even if it isn't through your words.

Red

- Red never would have seen himself being with someone who doesn't have a backbone. Where he comes from, violence was common. He learned from a very young age that he had to fight back. To be rough, to be cruel. Kill or be killed, and he had his brother to think about. Red isn't ashamed to admit that he's gotten his hands dirty.

- To put it lightly, a soft little thing wasn't his idea of an ideal partner.

- At least… until he had met you.

- It doesn't matter how you met. So what if you wandered into Grillby's without reading the room? So what if your cute little face melted his would faster than an iceblock in hotland? So what if some poor unfortunate monster ended up with a few broken bones?

- Red is protective. You're the first good thing he's had in years, and like hell is anyone going to direct a finger or cruel remark in your direction.

- He's no dummy, he knows you don't like conflict. Always agreeing with everyone, never saying no even if you're uncomfortable. You avoid conflict like the plague.

- You've had to reiterate to him many, many times that you're no damsel. He doesn't need to protect you. You're an adult, you can handle yourself.

- He could not give less of a shit. Red is the embodiment of scary dog privileges and he will bite.

Blue

- Blue finds the surface fascinating, and humans themselves just as much. He likes humans, even if they don't always like him. When he met you, he became instantly enamored. You'd stood up for him; nothing big, just telling one particularly opinionated lady to back off, but it stuck with him and he made it his mission to get to know you.

- In doing so, he came to realize that although you took up for him… you're not as quick to do it for yourself. Or at all. Any kind of conflict at all and you tend to avoid it.

- You're too agreeable.

- Blue is protective too, but not nearly as much as Red. Blue is a lot more open to letting you fight your own battles unless he deems it necessary for him to step in.

- Out of everyone, it's blue who pushes you to more assertive. He doesn't push, of course, but he… aggressively encouraged you to look out for yourself more.

- Tell someone no. Voice your own opinions, don't just go along with what everyone else if you don't agree. It's okay!

- He uses positive reinforcement, too. Oh, you told that pushy coworker no? Hell yeah cupcake, he's proud of you! Let's go get ice cream!

- If not, though, he's perfectly happy to be an ear if you just want to talk about it or a shoulder if you need to cry.

- You'll get ice cream either way.

[peasofgreeniguess]

Hi, I saw you're request where open and I wanted to throw this in here.

Could I request classic bros, underswap, and underfell with reader who is there best friend and they have the biggest fucking crush on them but won't make a move since reader is with somone, so in this scenario, reader comes home, crying, turns out there now ex-boyfriend just dated them for a dare. Could you make a scenario of that please?

Thank you for reading this! I tried not to go against you're rules and if it did, then please ignore and I'm sorry! Stay safe Irl <3

You did fine! Dw I won’t hunt you down if you made a mistake lol <3 and thank you! You to.

These are LONG- because this was fun lol, so that's why it took so long. (and when i say long i mean LONG)

Classic Sans: sans jolts up from his nap at the sound of the door slamming. He quickly shuffles out of his sheets and out into the hallway, worried that papyrus was in trouble. Only instead of his brother, he sees you, his roommate. Standing in front of the door wet and sobbing, your nice clothes you wore for your date now soaking, dripping onto the carpet. You look up at him with those eyes he's grown to love and his soul breaks for you, holding his hands out as you walk up to him. Sans wraps his arms around you tightly and shortcuts you to your room,letting you go he moves his hands up to your face, gently guiding you to look at him.

"what happened Y/N?" he asks. Tears well up in your eyes and you let out a choked sob. “he he" you stutter "he left me! He said- t-that all i was to him, was a bet! And that I meant nothing to him and he left me! in the rain!!" you cry, tears falling down your face. sans pulls you into a hug again, pushing you head against his ribcage, hiding his face from view. He was livid.

How could anyone be so cruel, especially to you! I mean sure he’s biased. he’s head over heels for you but there’s no question of as to why!! You are so sweet, and pretty, and soft, and so considerate of his brother- you are amazing… but you are still soaking wet… and sobbing into him. Well at least that dick bag is out of the picture, and sans is the one who gets the privilege of taking care of you.

Gently he tells you to take of those clothes, you’ll get a cold, and he goes to grab some fresh clean ones from his room. Handing you one of his oversized shirts to wear. You put it on and sans leads you to bed, he’s about to cover you in blankets and get you some food when you grab him and pull him into bed with you- he overcomes the surprise and submits to you, pulling the blanket over both of you and petting your hair as you curl into him… stars, that jackass doesn’t deserve you, he will show you how a real monster treats their mate.

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Undertale Papyrus: papyrus is walking down the sidewalk, happily humming a tune as he carries his bags back home. It’s Saturday! His turn to make dinner for his brother and roommate! Or just his brother today… his roommate was on a date with their boyfriend. Papyrus doesn’t like him that much, he thinks you deserve better, you deserve greatness! Like the great Papyrus!! But alas, you have chosen your mate… but that doesn’t mean he can treat you to his excellent cooking. (One of his many amazing mate skills)

Speaking of his roommate, his phone buzzes in his pocket. He takes it out and looks at the contact, it’s you! Eagerly he answers with a smile, but stops before he says anything… you are crying, why are you crying? You see supposed to be on a date with your mate! Your mate should be drying your tears.

With a sniffle you start to speak, “p-papyrus” you say, your sweet voice filled with sadness- almost breaking his soul in two. “He- he left me!” You cry, sobbing harder over the receiver. “WHAT? WHO LEFT YOU?” Surly you aren’t talking about… “my boyfriend!! He left! He said it was a lie all of it was a lie!” You say, voice cracking on the phone. Papyrus immediately drops his bags on the ground, texting sans where he is so he can pick them up. “WHERE ARE YOU?” Papyrus says sternly, you answer with an address and a papyrus starts sprinting to you.

When he gets there he finds you sitting on the curb, your beautiful outfit you picked out now covered with tear stains and dirt. Papyrus slowly sits down next to you, pulling you into his lap, wrapping his arms around you protectively. He then picks you up causing you to squeak, he apologizes and explains he’s bringing you home. He will make you dinner and drying your tears, he will comfort you. He will be everything that human never could. He will heal your heart and the win it for himself!

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Underswap sans: Sans hates your mates guts, he’s an asshole. He treats you like trash, while his sweet little roommate gives everything and more. The first time you introduced your boyfriend to him and his brother, they both knew something was up. So when he found you curled up in his bed crying- he knew who did it. You look up at him from the blankets you wrapped around yourself, sniffling. Sans’ eyes soften as he sets his bag down on the floor, sitting down on the side of the bed. “What Happened?” He asks, you should be on a date right now…

Your eyes fill up with tears once more and you choke out “he left me… he only was with me for a bet…” you say, dropping your face into your hands. Blue coos at you, taking off his gloves and rubs circles on your back. He’s completely calm and empathetic on the outside- on the inside he can feel his magic bubbling with rage. He know that guy was bad news but this was low, his beautiful human all heartbroken…

But they came to him for comfort… they chose him- a he feels a small twinge of guilt at the fact that that makes him so happy. He could treat you millions of times better- he can cook, he can protect you, he’s great with kids! Look how his brother turned out- you deserve someone at magnificent as him, and he will prove that to you. right after he gives you snuggles.

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Underswap papyrus: Papyrus is typing away on his computer without a thought in the world, his music on and his inspiration flowing- using it as a distracting from the fact his roommate is on a date with some one who is not him, attempting to curb his envy. After a while he stops, cracking his knuckles and turning his spiny chair away from his desk. Loudly papyrus shrieks, not expecting to see his roommate curled up on his bed with tear streaks on their face- you are supposed to be out! holding a hand to his chest he starts to calm down. "honey- what are you doin here?" he asks, rolling his chair towards the bed. you look up at him and mumble something under your breath. "sorry?" papyrus asks "he broke up with me..." you say louder, pushing your face into the pillows. papyrus pauses- your boyfriend... broke up with YOU! the amazing, beautiful, funny, smart, human in front of him... that guy left YOU???

"w-why?" papyrus says surprised, he truly cannot understand why he would do that. He leans closer to you as you answer, "it was a bet... his friends said if he could... 'tap that' they would get him a ps5" you say, tears falling down your face as you break into sobs. Papyrus's marrow boils, how dare he, and how long have you been in here? Shame and anger crawl up his spine as he thinks of what to do. Part of him wanting to kill that fucking guy and the other desperately wanting to comfort you. but when you lift up your blanket for him to crawl next to you, his choice had been decided for him. "i could really use my cuddle bee" you say, your sweet voice wobbling with every word... how on earth could he say no to that? He crawls into bed with you and holds you close to him, never wanting to let you go... He can go fuck that ex up another day, pulling out his phone he texts his brother to bring up some ice cream and blankets and only a few minutes later you are sitting in his lap, happily watching your favorite movie and sharing a dub of ice cream. ——-

Underfell sans:

Sans has hated your boyfriend guts since the moment you brought him to meet sans and his brother. That ballsack barely got away without half of his face being torn off. You were his mate-roommate… whatever. You are the only person next to papyrus who he’s all soft and mushy around, taking you to movies, buying you stuffed animals, cuddling you… so when he found you crying on the couch he had a idea of who caused it.

“I swear to god- what did he fuckin’ do this time” sans grumbles, grabbing a blanket and wrapping it around you. You sniffle, hiding your face from sans’s eyesight. “Doll-“ you interrupt him “I don’t need you- hic- going to jail” you say in between sobs. Sans sighs and sits next to you, pulling you into his lap like you were a small cat. “Dollface- i promise… I ain’t’ goin to do nuthin… just tell me wha’ happened” he coos, nuzzling his nose into your hair.

“He left me… he only dated me for a bet…” sans grips the blanket harder, almost ripping the fabric under his claws as he holds back a deep growl. “That fuckin bastard” he says, holding you closer. “You promised you wouldn’t-“ sans shushes you softly, “i know, I know, I won’t… doll I’m so sorry”

Sans moves his hand to your head, gently using his claws to massage your scalp and guiding you to lean on his chest as he starts purring. He knows you love listening to his purrs, the rhythmic rumble relaxing you. Sans knows it’s working as your crying slows until eventually stopping. He will hold you however long you need him to, after all, it’s not often a monster as tough as him falls for a human like you.

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Underfell papyrus:

Papyrus grumbles as he flicks the frying pan in his hand, hot flames of the stovetop and the bustling of the other chefs in the kitchen. The chaotic dance that is cooking, papyrus enjoys his work, it’s his safe space. No brother, no frustratingly cute roommate- just him and the food he cooks. And he’s a damn good cook. That is until his safe space is invaded.

“Chef! We have a quest requesting you!” A human server says, Papyrus looks up with a scowl and walks over, straightening his chefs whites. The server leads him to a table, and to his misfortune sits you. He curls his lip at you harshly, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” He says. you look up at him with tear stained eyes, why were you crying? Shouldn’t you be with your mate if you are upset? That’s his job. Before he could ask anything you answer his questions.

“He broke up with me” you state, wiping a tear from your face. Papyrus stares at you in shock- why on earth would someone leave you willingly? He would be the last to actually admit it but- he likes you. A lot. You meet all his very high standards so the fact that a puny human would reject you was asinine. “WHY ON EARTH WOULD HE DO THAT?” He asks, pulling out a chair and sitting down, “AND WHY WOULD YOU BITCH TO ME ABOUT IT”

You look down at the table. “I didn’t know who else to talk to…” you take a shaky breath, “and he left me for a bet… the whole thing was because of a bet, he never loved me, he didn’t even like me” papyrus leans back in his chair, folding his arms. “I don’t know why I came here- you don’t like me either” you say, tears welling in your eyes. But as you turn to leave papyrus grabs your arm gently. “HE IS A FOOL”

“What?” You ask, shock clear on your face. “THAT MAN IS A FOOL, YOU ARE A AMAZING MATE. YOU MET ALL MY STANDARDS SO YOU WERE FAR TO GOOD FOR HIM ANYWAYS” he gets up, leading you out of the restaurant “COME, I WILL FIX YOU FOOD AT HOME” he says walking out. He may not be good with words, but papyrus is good with cooking, and besides, everyone knows LOVE is the most important ingredient, and he has a lot of that for you. Even if it takes a while for him to admit it.

[papyriasks]

Heya, wanted to send in an ask about UF,US,SF and FS Papyruses (Papyri?) about how they show affection? Maybe how they pine after their crush? Whatever you wanna include just go wild with it! ☕🙏

The Papyri when they have a crush

(Underfell, underswap,swapfell, fellswap & fellswap Gold edition)

(Thank you for the ask too, I hope I answered it correctly :] )

UF (Boss): You will know this man likes you when you can start to get away with little things you couldn't before, instead of threats of violence when you sneakily "taste test" dinner he'll shoot you a side eye with a tap of his heel, or a pinch of the bridge bone when you've done something dumb. He has absolutely zero clue on how to initiate affection, but will subtly position himself in ways in which require you to brush past him or interact with him in some manner, craving your touch. When he gets bashful it often manifests as silent glaring, but you know him well enough that he isn't really angry. He is very cat like when pining over someone, in the sense that he pretends not to care for your presence at all but conveniently always ends up in the same room as you, and oh, he brought you food but not because he thought of you but just because it would go to waste otherwise definitely not any other reason..

US (Slim): Slim is a bit of a romantic, which surprises a lot of people as he isn't often very open about it, but he's the type to rock up to your work with a coffee and a baked good just to chill with you on your lunch break. He'll find out your star sign so he can read your zodiac love compatibility analysis online and looks for your initials on those "your initials your cats" tiktok slides. That being said he's still a bit of a hard one to get to know, sometimes you may catch him staring but if you go to say anything about it he'll just a quickly go to give you a quick ruffle on the head, call you pal and make a quick escape almost like he's shutting down any attempts to return affection. Secretly he's nervous to fuck things up, everyone expects him to be the laid back, no worries guy but letting someone in is letting them know he's got some baggage to him, and feels as though it will drive them away.

SF(Cash): If Cash has caught feelings for you, the first sign will be the fact you will be his new favourite person to annoy the fuck out of. Oh? You thought you were going to be able to quietly wash those dishes with nothing but your thoughts? Think again cause he's already leaning his full body weight against your shoulder pestering you. Cash hates sharing things but for you? You want it, it's yours now. Oh, you really like the bracelet he's got on? No sooner has he pulled you by the hand and transferred it from his wrist to yours. He always has an excuse to drag you along to some shenanigan or midnight adventure, but really he just loves having you around. He's a teaser, will tease you to no end, play the right card and tease him back and you might actually be able to fluster him. He's already a bit of a 'no idea what personal space is' kind of guy but if he's caught feelings he's always looking for opportunities to touch you, whether that's throwing his arm over your shoulder as you're walking or outright sitting right on top of you.

FS (Mutt): very protective, prefers to walk slightly behind you, always watching for any kind of threat and will challenge any stare with a twice as chilling one in return. is the kind of guy to silently notice that you're cold walking at night and without even asking he's draped his coat right over you. He's a little bit more bold in terms of how he behaves when he likes you, if you go to tease him he'll pull you in by the collar until you're a breath away and tease you right back. he's not the type to fall for someone easily , or even actively search in the first place, so if he ends up catching feelings know that he's set on you. The patient type, you don't need to return his feelings or like him back right away, but he'll wait, until it's the right time to have you. If you smoke he's always inviting you outside to share a late night smoke where the two of you will chat all night. Reliable and immensely loyal, will drop everything at any time of day or night to come help you with whatever you need if you so much as shoot him a text asking, though often times you won't even have to ask as he's often already lingering around uninvited.

FS Gold (Coffee): a nervous mess, and the definition of handsy. He is naturally very touchy with his friends so you might not pick up on his little crush immediately and you best believe he will fully well take advantage of that to constantly be all over you. He loves art and you will quickly become a big subject of his works, little squiggles in his notepad to full pieces of digital art. Can become a little jealous if he feels like you don't dedicate enough time to him despite not even being in a relationship with him. He will try to hide his crush from his brother as long as possible but once it comes out you better hope you're in his brothers good books.. that being said he won't stop gushing about you to Wine, you're always on his thoughts, and you're always his favourite thing to talk about. He's a lot more mischievous when he feels comfortable with someone and uses his more innocent and unseeming persona to drop subtle little compliments or semi-flirtatious lines to rile you up and then pretend like he had no idea what he said could be conveyed any other way.. if you do the same back he will 100% blush until his skull is another colour and will probably need 10-15mins to do a full reboot though.

[cjhern1109]

My brain has been rotting with more Muslim Frans, but make them Underswap! Oh poor Frisk can’t resist the starry-eyed skeley Husband! 🥺💜

And here’s bonus of what I think alternative Muslim Frans would wear!!

[yu-like-spice-dont-you-squidward]

Am I too late?? 🥺

I haven't had much experience yet but I'm pretty sure I'm a sub (don't mind being a bit domme if the situation calls for it tho)

Definitely looking for someone who's more on the Dom side (but maybe also down to be on the recieving end sometimes)

Top 3 kinks probably are: bondage, breeding (no actual pregnancy tho), and overstimulation (and praise)

Hard no - gross bodily fluids, pain-play

Libido - pretty high I think. I don't really know what the 'normal' is considered lolol

- 👉👈

Not too late!

I match you with Blue!

He definitely leans towards domming, but doesn't mind being on the receiving end occasionally (though warning, he can be a huuuuuge brat when he subs - he doesn't go down without a fight). He's also a great dom to get some experience with because he's very communicative, open, and easy to talk to. He'll happily lead you through this safely while making it fun. He’ll have you giggling any nerves away, and relaxing beneath him so quick.

He is very into bondage, leaning a little more into shibari than restrictive bondage. Blue will edge you within an inch of your life if you'd let him, relishing in the overstimulation he causes you when he finally does let you finish. Praise is 100% his thing, and while breeding isn't something he thinks he's into... he'll find that he most definitely is.

No worries on the hard no's! He does like a bit of impact play, but he will happily set that aside if it's not your thing.

Blue's libido is crazy high, but he can tone it down/take care of things himself. He would love a partner with a high libido like you, though.

[harpy-lion]

Some more Head-Cannons of 'The Skeleton Shortcake' Skeletons! 🍰

Just a few random facts/details about each!

Sans (Classic)

Sans is 6'5

His 'formal wear' is always the minimum amount of effort.

Unlike Stretch, Classic doesn't drive a car he does have an electric scooter though that he occasionally uses.

Has the highest magic output due to them being in his Universe

Papyrus (Creampuff)

Paps is 8'6 and the tallest excluding Elk 🫎

Most of the household knows Edge is taking cooking lessons, but he makes them stay quiet till Edge is ready to tell everyone!

Drives a red Mustang and works on his car with Edge, it's one thing they bonded over.

Has the highest stamina of the skeletons, Blue is about the only one who can keep up with him.

Blue/Blueberry (Underswap Sans)

Blue is 5'9 tying with Black height wise.

He acts more childish outside of work because he worries people won't like him being himself.

Actually loves greasy food, but like Cherry and Black won't admit to it.

Blue can actually use a hammer, a bow, and even has firearms experience though he prefers hand guns. If it's long distance shooting he'd rather use his bow.

Stretch (Underswap Papyrus)

Stretch is 8'4 and shares height with Mutt.

He drives a convertible Mini Cooper Countryman to the annoyance of everyone.

Stretch like Papyrus and Edge actually doesn't care much for greasy food. He's a sweets man.

His favorite dessert is Honeybuns, but a close second is Chocolate Custard Donuts.

Red (Underfell Sans)

Red is 6'8 if he doesn't slouch him and Classic both have a bad habit of doing so.

Drives a pretty basic black pickup truck, though it is an older model he fixed up.

Has a vendetta with Doom-fang, Tigger he doesn't have issues with but the other is another story.

If you can somehow get in his room, hidden under his bed are an assortment of stuffed toys he collects. Red secretly enjoys cute things.

Edge (Underfell Papyrus)

Edge and Cash are actually the shortest Papyri at 8'2.

Edge doesn't want any of the others to know about his cooking classes. He thinks only his brother knows.

Edge will not let anyone drive his Stingray, though his brother typically does maintenance.

Has a soft spot for others, but will never admit it you may notice him doing little things to make your day better but call attention to it and he gets blushy fast.

Cherry (Fellswap Sans)

He is the shortest of all the skeletons at 5'2 without heels and 5'5 with them.

Don't let his size fool you Cherry has the worst temper and the highest LOVE of all the fell skeletons.

Uses a sickle for fighting, whereas Black uses a scythe. Both have extensive hand to hand combat training.

Drives around in a dark red Lamborghini, and like Edge doesn't allow anyone to touch it. Though he has forced Mutt to drive him to places on occasion.

Mutt (Fellswap Papyrus)

Each of the fell skeletons have an array of scars, sadly out of all of them Mutt has the most. Some from fights, but many are from punishments. (By Cherry, Their Undyne, or Their Toriel.)

Mutt works at the local animal shelter on weekends, but his brother doesn't know this. He believes that Mutt is doing extra training.

Want's a dog, but keeps getting stopped by his brother and Edge. Cherry doesn't think he is suited to be a 'master' and Edge because he worries it will chase his cats.

Mutt is actually the most physically strong skeleton despite not working out as often as some of the others. He is very cautious for this reason as he actually dislikes hurting others.

Black/Blackberry (Swapfell Sans)

Black is perhaps the most strategic, enough so that out of the others Classic often discusses major decisions with him.

Black and Cherry have been known to use feminine ecto when it strikes their fancy. Though Black typically prefers skirts whereas Cherry enjoys dresses.

His closest friend is Cherry, he has tried to talked to him on more than one occasion about how he treats his brother. Though only he understands why Cherry is seemingly so cruel to him.

Black enjoys taking his bike out almost more than Blue, often riding further out and much faster. He often does the maintenance himself, but if he is unable to find the time will allow Red to do so.

Cash (Swapfell Papyrus)

Has a unique set of teeth in that he was born with an extra set of fangs behind his first set. Though many doctors are unsure as to why, many guess it is simply a trait unique to him.

Drives a black Charger with purple trim, and does not allow anyone outside his approved list to drive it. Papyrus, Black, Cherry, or Edge.

It's true Cash typically wants SOMETHING in return for anything he does. However if he genuinely makes a mistake, is helped, or someone is in truly dire straits he will help under the pretense of ' paying debts'.

Has a blind socket though unlike Frostbite, chooses to hide it. This is because in his world exposing a weakness is extremely dangerous.

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Bonus 🫎🥶

Frostbite (Violentale Sans)

The largest Sans, Frost stands at over 8'8 not including his antlers though he occasionally slouches like Red.

He's very sensitive about his ears and teeth. His teeth due to their horrific appearance and his ears for looking much too 'cute'.

Likes to hunt although make sure he is actually hunting ANIMALS. Not something else...

Knows how to properly prepare the animals he hunts, he created most of the clothes that he and his brother wear. His venison jerky is actually delicious.

Elk (Violentale Papyrus)

The tallest Papyri and the tallest skeleton Elk is a beast at 9'2 that does not include their antlers!!!

Though they will answer to He, Elk prefers neutral gender pronouns. Though they understand not everyone conforms to this.

An absolute gentle giant, they don't like to fight period and will absolutely avoid doing so even if they get hurt. They're just so big that they're scared of hurting someone.

While they can hunt much like Frost, Elk would prefer traps if he must. His real talent however is finding natural herbs and the like as a gatherer rather than a hunter.

[yuckydraws]

if you're looking for requests, can i req general fluff of undertale sans, underfell sans, and/or underswap papyrus looking after a reader (he/they? either or?) who stupidly broke their knee and are now in recovery >w>;; (i am a fool. the coffee table totally attacked me unprovoked >:C i swear it)

Sans: ... he will be making lots of knee-breaking-related puns. Sure he's getting you food, fluffing your pillows, making sure you're all nice and cozy, but you might be kicking him out soon enough with all his bad jokes and teasing.

Bee: He'll be your cuddle bug when you're resting your injury. Good luck even attempting to get out of resting before you should, because he's not letting go. He'll also be sure to flip off or glare dramatically at the coffee table whenever he walks by it. If that gets a laugh or a smile from you, he'll really play into it. Squaring up with it, talking shit to it, lecturing it - it's dorky, but so is he.

Red: He's actually quite the worry-wart. He's going to be right by your side through your recovery, anxious about you accidentally hurting yourself even more, or worse, getting taken advantage of when you're vulnerable like this.

... yeah he may or may not be projecting a bit, but he's a great presence while you're healing. He'll take good care of you.

[sleepiest-writing]

who has allergies and who, if anyone, completely ignores them for fun and profit/out of spite?

All of them are allergic to cats, none of them care about it, Stretch is the most allergic but absolutely adores those fur-less kitties, so a win is a win.

Specific ones that come to mind;

Error is allergic to mustard seeds.

Fresh has no idea that oranges are not supposed to make you sweat, and he does not care. He eats them skin on.

Rus has heat-urticaria [an allergy to the heat], which isn't very fun when you're in a tattoo studio in the back without a fan... in two hoodies, Rus, please no-

[kkpup]

more on latin twins-

ok so I feel like learning english would have been pretty different for the two of em and I want to do them justice so I'll go over nightmare in a different post

[read: they way I wanted Nightmare’s side to go would cause a massive plothole in my au so i need a bit to find a work around]

I don't wanna proof read so read with caution

So I feel like Dream was semi continuous in stone but without anyone there other than nightmare early on (who was still speaking only Latin at that point) even if Dream was FULLY aware (he wasn't ) he wouldn't just *know* english magically. So- how would they learn? Same answer to most of my self imposed Dream issues:

✨️Blue✨️

They would have a lot of lingering fear from what happened to Night with the village along with a subconscious understanding that how Dream themself was being extremely exploited and neglected by the village. That would most certainly not go away after his years trapped. If anything, being stuck in a dream-like state for thay long with those being your last memories would probably make it worse, wouldn't it? So it would make sense for him to avoid long interactions with anyone if possible, and ive already discussed how he stays out of stores and towns so it would take an unreasonably long time for him to be fluent. Luckily he met blue!

In my AU Dream and Ink are in contact but that doesn't help much because in yhis AU

1: Ink can speak any language, it just makes sense that the creators vessel can easily Interact with all the Creators! Si he would just talk to Dream in latin. And,

2: Ink would be so busy with his job as the creator's vessel that they wouldn't have time to be actual friends with anyone (he gets his own issues, dont u worry)

With that said, Dream would probably meet Blue while checking out a sudden disturbance in balance with underswap. It was easy enough to fix but Dream was tired and low on magic and underswap had so much positivity so he found a tree to lean on and fell asleep near the post-pacifist town Blue and Stretch lived in. Blue was jogging in the woods and found he so of course he went to see if that strange feeling skeleton was ok and offer snacks. This obviously scared the shit out of Dream and Blue was talking too fast with too many big words for him to translate, but Blue emotions felt so genuine and good that Dream stuck around for a bit.

This ends up being a routine and Blue is quick to pick up that Dream doesn't really understand him, so instead of bringing it up he just talked more enunciated and used visuals while explaining things and it turns out that teaching style just works well with Dream.

Though Blue would never hear him speak anything but English untill wayyyyy later in their relationship, might write a drabble about that haha. Same with Nightmare and the gang but they wouldn’t know he even spoke a different language so surprise ×2!

[cherry-poppins]

Late Night Snack Run - US!Papyrus X Reader

Restless nights feel better when i'm by your side Distracting my thoughts as you fill my soul Salty seas and jealous stars This won't be the last night I share with you

It was a warm summer night, the stars decorated the sky only to be blinded by the light of the moon, stealing the night sky. You had always been a night owl, as they say. For whatever reason you’d claim. Either perhaps you’re used to working late nights, your hours taken by studying till dawn, maybe you just loved late nights, find the peace in it, no one to bother you.

But for some reason tonight was different.

You had been tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep, your mind overwhelmed with thoughts and worries. Feeling them crawl up your spine and latch onto your mind, chewing into you as you attempt to dismiss them with peaceful slumber. Yet here you were, awake and mind brimming with anxieties and overgrown thoughts. While you’d love to just pretend and get over it you knew you had to do something to clear your head, and thankfully you knew just the night owl to help you.

Swiftly picking your phone from your nightstand, groaning as the lights hits your eyes. Promptly turning the brightness all the way down before sending a text to the one person you knew would be up at this time.

A few minutes later, you hear a knock at your door. You’re quick to descend down the stairs to the front door. Opening the door you greet him with a finger pressed to your lips, signaling him to be quiet.

"Hey, what's up? Has something happened?" Papyrus whispered, eyeing you with worry. You can tell he hadn’t planned on going to bed tonight due to the fact he was still in his day clothes, dark gray sweats and his signature mallow yellow hoodie. Which you loved to steal from time to time, shit was so thick and soft. The best during winter.

"I can't sleep," you replied, also whispering. You cross your arms as the cool night air sinks into your clothes. "I just need to get out of the house or some shit ya know”

He nodded, leaning against the door frame. “Ah i gotcha, hmm. How about we hit the gas station for some snacks and then chill at the beach”

You couldn’t help but smile at the idea. “Yeah lets, ya brought ya car?” you asked.

He chuckled as he shook his head. “Heh, nup. Teleported here, but lemme teleport you back to my place and we can fetch it”

You nodded, quickly sliding on a pair of shoes.

“Welp you know the drill, hang on.” You clutch onto Papyrus, closing your eyes as you feel the ground at your feet warp, and disappear for a second before you back on solid ground. Opening your eyes you meet with the front of papyrus and his brother's house.

“I swear I'll never get used to teleporting” You say as you take a deep breath, trying to ground yourself. Papyrus just chuckled as he ruffled your hair before going off to fetch his car keys.

We made our way down the street, the only sound was the hum of the car's engine . The night was quiet and still, the only lights coming from the street lamps and the occasional passing car.

"So, what's been keeping you up?" Papyrus asked, breaking the silence.

You sighed. "A lot of things… work has been up my ass and unfortunately i can't just up and quit. My Family hasn't been making it any easier, I love them to bits but it seems like there's always something and that something is always my fault…” You stare out the car window, breathing in the cold night air. Letting it clear your mind and wash away the stress. “It's all just been weighing on me lately, ya know?."

"I hear you, life’s just shit like that sometimes." Papyrus said sympathetically. "Sometimes you just need to get out and clear your head."

We arrived at the gas station, and you went inside to grab a few snacks while Papyrus filled up the car with fuel. You bought a few drinks and candy, snuck a donut because why not, you were having a bad day. As we were leaving, the cashier called out to us. "Hey, aren't you two a little young to be out this late?" he asked suspiciously.

You laughed nervously. "Just grabbing some snacks. We'll be on our way." We were quick to make our way back to the car and drive off, relieved to be out of the cashier's line of sight.

We both looked at each other and laughed. “What was that all about?” Papyrus chuckled, shaking his head.

“Fuck if i know, either he was just trying to look out for us or he was some massive weirdo” You responding, whipping your eyes from the rogue tear the slipped and to cleanse yourself or the weird interaction.

“We don’t look that young do we?” Papyrus gaze turns to me. “I mean I get that i still have the youthful glow to me but you don't look a day over 35” he winks.

You gasp, dramatically holding your hand to your heart. “Oh you wound me, the absolute audacity!” You whine, giving him the middle finger which slipped another giggle out of Papyrus.

Another comfortable silence settles between you two, silently lip-syncing to the murmured tunes of the radio. You turn your gaze slightly to papyrus, not so much so that he notices but you knew that he would notice regardless. He had the tendency to notice small things like that. As you looked at him, watching as the street lights reflected across his skull. You smile to yourself, remember when you two first met, all the times you’ve called him up and he came without question. The times he called you, even if it was for you just to be near him while he wrote his book, says you inspire him… whatever that means. You look out the window again, feeling your cheeks heat up slightly at that last thought. You appreciated Papyrus, appreciated his company, his friendship. A smile forms on your lips.

"Thanks for coming with me," You said, breaking the silence again. "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Anytime," Papyrus replied with a smile. "That's what friends are for, right?"

“Yeah right, what are friends for”

After a small while we finally made our way to the beach, the tide coming in as it lapped against the bay. The air salty mixed with the cold night wind, you could help but breathe it in. It was like your body craved the salt of the sea, the fresh cool air, clear night sky and the sounds of the ocean…. Wow you really needed to get out of the city more often.

Papyrus parked the car, taking a seat on the car's bonnet, with you following a quick pursuit. Cracking open a bottle of coke as papyrus was already digging into the donuts. You made a comment on the price of gas station snacks, saying that if this happened often that you’d go bankrupt. Papyrus commented that you'll be the reason that the gas station will still be in business.

You both sat watching the stars go by, talking about events that happened in your life, what book you were reading, what book he was writing. How you lost your favorite sock and that you had the best indian take out the other week. Papyrus claiming that the show he’s been binging had the worst ending, shitty writing he calls it. But he did find a cool coffee machine the other day so he could make his own coffee at home but he doesn't know how to use it.

“Ha, then why’d ya buy it then ya ding dong?” You laugh, shaking your head at his absolute tomfoolery.

Like every other question I give him he answers with a shrug “I dunno? It looked fancy for cheap? Plus who doesn't want to make their own coffee at home.”

Another laugh escaped your lips. “Mate you’re so lucky that i worked at a bakery with a cafe once and that they taught me how to use those suckers because they were short of a barista”

“Well would you look at that, see, so there was a point in buying it” Papyrus smirks and gives you a little playful nudge.

You dramatically gasp and give him a shove back. “Oi you bought it before you knew i could work em”

“Eh that 's true but it's a very good coincidence wouldn't you say? Call it destiny if you will”

“What, the coffee machine?” You ask confused.

“What?” he asks back, clearly more confused than you.

“You wanna call the coffee machine, Destiny?” You try to explain, starting to feel a bit embarrassed “Is that not what you meant?”

He looked a bit confused at first but the realization kicked in and Papyrus was “No, that's not what i- ahaha.” He threw his head back in laughter, tears brought to his eyes, you couldn't help but laugh a bit with him

“Wait I wasn't trying to be funny- was that not what you were- oh…. Oh fuck i’m an actual dumbass” You giggle as your face heated up in shame.

Wiping a tear from his eye he wraps his bony arm around you and pulls you close. “Eh, I'm the dumbass who bought a coffee machine and didn't know how to use it. You tell me who sounds like the bigger dumbass?”

“Yeah but ur my dumbass” you bantered, giving his shoulder a half assed punch.

Papyrus gave the most dramatic look to you before sassily saying. “Oh how dare you… You know what, i think i will name the coffee machine destiny”

“Pft yeah yeah, whatever” you giggle as you exit out of Paps arms and lay on the bonnet of the car, you gaze, eyeing the night sky, feeling your mind go quiet. You smile as you watch a shooting star go by, wondering if it was a trick of the light as it went by so fast…. If it was you were just gonna pretend it was a shooting star for luck. You look towards papyrus, realizing he must also see your trick of the light shooting star too.

“Ready to go home buckaroo” Papyrus asks as he turns to you.

You nodded, feeling ready to go to bed after this whole thing. Though you weren't sure if you wanted to spend the night alone. “Yeah… uh actually don't suppose i could stay at your place tonight?”

Papyrus smiled “yeah why not, suppose you wanna borrow my clothes to sleep in again too”

You gave him a light shove, papyrus dramatically falling off the bonnet of the car.

You both drove around for a while longer, talking and laughing, before finally heading back. As they pulled up to papyrus’s house, you turned to Papyrus.

“Hey Paps, thanks for doing this with me. I had the best time” You admitted, leaning against his car once you exited it.

“What are friends for honey, come on let's getcha inside. You ready?” He asks, holding out his hand for you.

Letting out a content sigh you waste no time grabbing his hand, giving it a small squeeze. “Yeah, I’m ready”

Quietly teleporting to Papyrus’s room, you stumble a bit forward, but Papyrus was quick to catch you. You whisper a small thank you before rummaging around his closet looking for something to sleep in. You chuck on some of his sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt, and flop onto his bed. Stealing one of his pillows you cuddled it waiting for papyrus to join you. Papyrus finally joined, covering the top of them in his weighted doona blanket. Wrapping his arms around you, spooning you as you spooned the pillow as you like to cuddle a pillow as you sleep. You murmured something as Papyrus placed a soft kiss on your forehead before your body finally took rest. Your mind is empty as you fall into slumber, feeling warm, cozy and happy. Knowing that no matter what life threw at you, that you had someone who would always be there for you.

[foxslaire]

INK SANS = OIKAWA PLUSHIE

So, I have this headcannon that error sans has a plushie of ink. Now, if he did have one he would treat it like how people treated the oikawa plush in 2020. Like people where freezing them, throwing them, destorying them, chaining them above the toilet with toilet paper and flushing printed images of the oikawa plush down the toilet. ( That is a real thing btw )

Knowing Ink and Errors relationship Error would do that as a joke at first but now does it to get his anger out.

[cloudyskydreams]

Hellow there

Can i request a headcannons on what wuld the skeleboys (ut, uf, us, ht) when Y/N ask them to get married?

And what wuld happen in the wedding nigth?

Feel free to use sfw or nsfw stuff

Thank you, i hope it is not too much

Hiii sorry this took awhile but I got it done! Mostly kept it sfw just some innuendos. I might do more wedding hcs in the future these were fun and I really like how they turned out ::3 anyways enjoy!!

Okay I'm assuming reader and skelebois have been in a established relationship for a bit here ::]

Undertale:

Sans:

His eyelights widen upon seeing the jewelry and hearing what you have to say. He looks from your hand to your eyes and back and forth over and over again. His grin grows so wide and he scoops you up into a hug as he shouts yes. He's crying and he burrows his face in your shoulder the happiest he's ever been.

Night of the wedding: He'd prefer a smaller wedding of close friends and family. He has a few puns slid into his wedding vows they're mostly to help calm his nerves. He's so proud to be called your husband, the wedding itself kinda had his nerves frazzled so he's happy to finally relax with you when you guys get home.

Papyrus:

He's flabbergasted. Orange tears escape his eyes and he's scooping you up in a hug and making you drop the jewelry making you have to find it later. You've just made him the happiest skeleton alive and he's desperate to make you the happiest person alive. He sets up an elaborate date he knows you would love and presents you with your own piece of jewelry at the end.

Night of the wedding: Doesn't matter small or big as long as your happy Paps is happy. The wedding was wonderful and Papyrus snapped so many photos and kept so many keepsakes from it. Sans speech as best man is basically a comedy routine and Papyrus is slightly miffed about his brothers awful humor tainting the best night of his life. He's so excited to spend his first night as your husband with you when home.

Underfell:

Red:

He shuts down. Sockets go dark, he's sweating, and he might even teleport away. When you hunt him down he's crying in a closet freaking out struggling to intake the air he doesn't even need. After he's calmed down he asks if you're sure and when you say yes he's crying again. He's never been happier I promise you.

The night of the wedding: Would prefer a smaller wedding but can put up with a medium or slightly large one for you. The wedding also stresses Red out. He's not used to fancy ordeals and such and he's just excited to get you into bed and have you all to himself ;;).

Edge:

His hand clenched around something in his pocket and he pulls out his own piece of handmade jewelry he had for you. Both impressed and a tad annoyed you beat him to it but he gratefully accepts no he's not crying that's sweat… Yes you can sweat from your eyesockets it's just extremely hot.

Night of the wedding: He prefers a big fancy ordeal. He handles the wedding pretty well he's used to fancy events. Looks absolutely drop dead stunning in his tux as well and he's defined strutting around showing you and himself off. He's got quite the night planned for you as your first night together married. Safe words are a thing for a reason.

Underswap:

Blue:

Does that jump reaction image (I'll find it hold on) Also was ready to propose himself, he's so happy you two were on the same page. He whips his jewlery as well ,he carried it around waiting for the perfect moment, so you guys can laugh over the situation. He of course says yes and happily attaches the new jewelry to you and himself before smooching you.

Night of the wedding: I feel like Blue would be fine with a big or small wedding its whatever you prefer.He's so excited to be called your husband he definitely posts about it on his blogs and updates his viewers quickly before dedicating the whole night to worshipping you. He even got some special lingerie for him to wear to show off just for you.

Stretch:

He's so desperately fangirling inside right now like jumping up and down, squealing, flapping hands, and nose bleeding mentally. He says yes and puts on the jewelry before smooching you as deep as he can. Immediately plans a cute date where he can present you with your own piece of jewelry to wear and a special song he wrote.

Night of the wedding: He'd prefer a medium or small affair but can deal with a larger wedding as well. Definitely gets drunk and trys to serenade you with shitty love songs and tries to get you to do a duet with him at one point. When you get home expect a bunch of drunken sweet nothings and him pulling you into bed for some love and affection.

HorrorTale:

Axe:

His eyelight shrinks and then expands to fill his whole socket and he simply watches you for a few minutes. You patiently wait until he places his hands on your shoulders and pulls you into him as he starts to purr. He slips the jewelry on and his purrs grow louder as he pulls you closer practically inside his ribcage.

Night of the wedding: Smaller wedding preferably for obvious reasons. He's stressed and really really quite. Way more than usual only really talking to you and his brother and only when he has to. When it's over he pulls you into his chest and burries his face in your hair to calm himself. He forgets about most of the traditions but he's been looking forward to this one all night ;;).

Willow:

He's shocked and in shock for a good while before asking if you're sure. He doesn't see himself as boyfriend material much less hubby material. When you enthusiastically affirm your intentions he starts to bawl like a baby and scoops you up for a kiss. He's so in love with you.

The night of the wedding: It was a smaller wedding for the sake of Willows peace of mind. He's so happy to be your husband he crys throughout the night and keeps kissing you gently whenever he gets the chance. He's constantly by your side the entire night.

[peasofgreeniguess]

Hello! I hope you are doing well and having a good day! May I request the undertale, underfell and underswap skeleboys with a male s/o who gets really anxious thinking he'd be better as a girl as a partner for the skeleboys, due to being short and not having the deepest voice, although he doesn't really want to?

Thank you so much for reading this even if you don't have time for the request!

LITTRALLY me fr. (This was written on my phone so grammar may be especially bad, also check bottom of post for link to undertale discord server :)

UT sans

He thinks you are crazy, why wouldn’t he like you? You are his date mate, if he didn’t like you he wouldn’t be with you. Anytime he notices you making comments about yourself he always makes sure to remind you he likes you the way you are. He will overcompensate by calling you extremely masculine terms “my man boyfriend” “my pretty BOY” he will even pretend to phone call somone and just talk about you. “‘Y BOYFRIEND is so HANDSOME, HE is awsome and so MASCULINE” and he won’t stop until you break a smile or laugh.

Ut papyrus

AGAST, WHAT?? Emergency boyfriend protocol!🚨🚨 if papyrus gets even a WHIFF of self doubt from you he will immediately praise you until you can’t handle it anymore. He loves his handsome wonderful boyfriend! And he is determined to make sure you KNOW! He doesn’t care you are short, easier to carry you and give you kisses. Voice to high? Nonsense, have you heard papyrus speak? Papyrus doesn’t even LIKE girls (in this instance/au) and you are no girl. He will keep going until you finally admit that your fears, though valid, are not logical or based in fact. Only then will you be rewarded with kisses cuddles.

US sans

He gives you the big side eye. Whaat? First he worried that he made you feel that way- but then when he realizes that’s not the case he just becomes confused. All he sees is his attractive perfect mate who meets all his standards and needs. He will make you stay home and be alone him as he “subtly” makes comments about how perfect you are to him, slowly growing more intense as the day goes on. Even going as far to grab a jar and ask you to open it, as the man of the house of course.

US papyrus

He understands, often having his own anxiety about himself and if he is good enough. Instead of overwhelming you with complements he tries to get to the root of the problem. What makes you feel you are to short? Why do you think your voice is to high? You two both talk about what feelings these things bring up and what you can do for each-other for comfort. Of course he still chooses to compliment and tell you how much he loves you no matter what.

UF sans

Sans loves that your short, makes him feel big and strong. But he can understand how it can make you feel bad, he hates being known as short to most monsters. Sans isn’t great at comforting but he can try, he gives you a break on the jokes about your voice and height and stuff and always makes sure you know how handsome he thinks you are. And he absolutely threatens to beat anyone who dares insult your masculinity, after all you are his boyfriend.

UF papyrus

He doesn’t really understand why you feel this way, it makes him feel like he’s failing as a mate- but that’s his own issue to deal with. In private he makes sure to give you lots of nuzzles and kisses, murmuring compliments into your skin as he does. Publicly he announces you as his boyfriend more often and makes sure anyone around is well aware of how handsome and amazing you are.

*note: I have a discord server where I post fanfic updates, exclusive polls, and you can get your asks answered faster when you join! Due to the content in my fanfic the server is 18+ and we do check. I hope to see yall soon!

[papyriasks]

Papyrus & Sans Character descriptions!

I thought it would be cool to write some descriptions on how I characterise the boys and their alternate versions since I'm doing an ask blog for them, to give a little bit more insight on their personalities :]

If you like my characterisations of them, know that my asks are currently open!

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Swapfell Papyrus (Cash):  laid back and goofy, has a dangerous edge to him however. He's materialistic all the way, money rules the world especially in his underground, theres a lot of things you can get this man to do for $20... Also very much the trouble maker and that includes the law, little to no respect for authority, fuck 12. He's a man the deeply believes in earning respect rather then something that is inherently given. Somewhat of a klepto, above ground he attempts to be a little more graceful with the five finger discount after a few scoldings but there's always a certain itch he just has to scratch... Actually very fashion forward, he's always in that drip. Does IT for work and likes coding little games and listens to darktrap and funk mostly. Enjoys betting and gambling alot along with his brother because they are chronic cheaters lol. Somewhat of a flirt/tease. Sweet chilli is the sauce of choice.

Swapfell sans [Poison]: Brutally honest, nearly never lies. Somewhat eccentric, likes odd and off-putting things, such as taxidermy, you'd have a good chance finding him at one of those oddity festivals. Charismatic but calculating and manipulative, more by lies of omission than direct lying. Big devils advocate, finds a certain thrill in trying to push the right buttons, see what people really think and believe. Hes the kind of guy that expects to the worst from everybody that isnt his brother, its just a matter of when it will come out and as such it takes an extrodinary amount of trust to break down his walls. He is someone that enjoys prompting people to think a little on the deeper or more out of the box ends of things. Enjoys spicy food a lot, will turn his nose up to anything too bland. Is the kind of person to just wander off and do his own thing if he is disinterested in whatever conversation he's in and has little regard for social ques. If he actually likes you, you will be the first person he comes to rant about whatever little thing he has found interesting and is actually a big yapper.

Fellswap Papyrus [Mutt]: cold and guarded, somewhat of a mean sense of humour, quiet unless he likes you, loyal to a fault particularly to his brother. Protective and possessive. Has a more dry sense of humour. Can come off as reserved but it's more that he is very selective with who he chooses to give his time too. Has a sharp tongue when angered or shown disrespect, his name might be Mutt but he's no bark and all teeth. Ever watching. He's the kind of guy who just knows things, things from the niche people you might need to know to hook you up with something or that small passing by comment you made two weeks ago that you didn't think he was around to hear.. Has a somewhat pessimistic viewpoint on life, and uses the people he cares for deeply as a driving point to keep going. Struggles to let others in despite, perhaps unknowingly, deeply craving to be understood. Actually has a major sweettooth, big fan of anything red Velvet flavoured.

Has a knack for robotics and engineering, will whip together little drones or robots of mass inconvience.  A real softy with his loved ones, very affectionate and gentle but can teeter on possesive at times. Listens to a lot of rap and metal.

Fellswap Sans (Lord): quiet, but plotting. Has a very quick and cunning mind, is the type that leaves you feeling as if you were two steps behind the whole time. Can be easy to anger and thus is the only time he is impulsive in his actions. Enjoys things such as chess and other strategy based games and activities. Can be seen as very cruel but unbelievably soft to the people he loves but will only ever display that side in private. Fears intimacy however, afraid that he could not be gentle enough with them and end up hurting them. Ambitious,. Enjoys reality Tv and watches them often. Definitely a bit of a shit stirrer, will pretend to be uninterested while others gossip but secretly lives for it.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus [Coffee]: very very quiet and reserved at surface level, also comes off as very rude in the sense that if he doesn't know you and you sit near him/stand near him he will actively move away and will avoid you/ignore you but it often comes out of a place of extreme social anxiety but is relatively good at masking this. Loves art as well and uses digital art as an escape. Very very playful and handsy when he likes/trusts you, big gamer, loves small open world indie games like stardew valley and Minecraft & enjoys romance and fluffy movies/stories. Has to be pushed to get to this point but isnt afraid of violence to protect those he cares for in situations where he feels like he has to protect his loved ones. Low self esteem and can get snappy when something he is insecure about is brought up even if it was well intentioned.  Enjoys most sauces but drink of choice is actually a drink (surprisingly) being (unsurprisingly) Coffee.  Listens to a lot of rap & indie. Collects music CDs and cool stickers.

Fellswap Gold Sans [Wine]: gives major CEO energy, always right never wrong vibes too, has a way of making you double guess anything, could convince you the sky is green if he wanted to. insanely protective over his brother but really just wants what's best for him. Huge fan of wine hence the name. enjoys art culture and history and thus often visits art museums and galleries, coffee's #1 fan in terms of his art. Likes to read & watch documentaries, loves to learn. Cunning & cutthroat. This one will happily lie to you and knows all the right words to get you to fold like puddy in his hands. Power hungry as hell as in his world, position was the only thing keeping you safe and by extention his brother safe. Does work as a lawyer and is very passionate about politics but will happily cut the law to get what he wants. Is the type to follow the "You must knows the rules to break them properly" saying.  Ultimately craves security for him and his loved ones, and will do so by any means he knows how.

Underswap Papyrus [Slim]: super laid back and unjudgemental (except for the things that matter). always up to trouble with his schemes and chaos. Practical joker but has a respect for puns. Chemistry dork, do expect to find random potion like concoctions around the house, whether they're explosive or not is always a 50/50 and there's only one way to find out.. Huge sweet tooth, drinks honey but enjoys most sweet things. Can bake a couple things if he feels up to it but is P lazy. Since transferred to vapes instead of Trad monster cigs since coming to the surface as they're sweeter, mango is his favourite, smoking is a thing he does to relax as he struggles with a lot of stress.  Big fan of creative writing but is one of the few things he is kind of shy about. Also into horoscopes and zodiac signs and crystals and that kinda shit. Likes smelly shit like sweet perfumes and incense. Enjoys gaming from time to time as well but not very competitive he just likes sabotaging everyone else lol. Can be a bit awkward at times particularly if he's a bit nervous. Naturally a bit untrusting but usually still friendly unless given a reason otherwise.  

Underswap Sans [Azure]: very energetic and charismatic. Always looks for the best in people but refuses to be ignorant to the bad, is far more perceptive then he lets on. Will never judge someone without first giving them a chance but can be surprisingly harsh and cold to those he believes to be bad people. Despite his golden retriever energy he loves more rebellious shit like motorcycles (which he rides and loves) and metal music. Loves a good puzzle but prefers practical puzzles like escape rooms, obstacle courses and even video games over things like jigsaw puzzles and crosswords. Loves riddles however. Pretends to hate puns because of his brothers dramatic overuse of them however on rare occasions he pops a pun himself from time to time. Always picking up baked treats and little crystals/incense etc for his brother and is naturally very generous towards his friends. At times can push himself a little too far to sort of 'prove himself', is often infantised and can often pressure himself into things in order to prove his competence and sense of independence.

Underfell Papyrus [Boss]: Stern and by the book, somewhat self obsessed and ruthlessly ambitious in terms of self improvement, constantly grinding to be stronger, faster, smarter etc. by far the best cook in the house and has a ginormous passion for cooking which he views very much like an art form. Loves upper class dining and enjoys food critiquing.  Also very much enjoys reality TV lol but kitchen nightmares is his favourite. Has a cat named doomfanger who is an asshole who hates everybody. Impatient and irritable with strong boundaries and a large need of personal space however all is mostly a defence mechanism, has a rocky but very close and unbreakable relationship with his brother that they are working on together as messy as it is between these emotionally stumped brothers. Loves luxury cars and vehicles.

Underfell Sans [Red]: Crass and flirtatious but respective of boundaries. Mean in general but often comes off even more so then he intends as he's got a very mean humour at times paired with being blunt and honestly isnt the most considerate. Struggles with a bit of anxiety himself but it manifests mostly as outbursts and irritability. Big drinker but is mostly getting it underwraps with his brothers support. Enjoys metal music primarily but also enjoys mainstream music but would rather dust before he let someone else know about that. HUGEEEE softy but you will rarely if ever see it, has the thickest stone walls up but all he wants to do is feel safe and be soft with the people he cares about but doesn't know how to go about doing that or the process to get there. Has a mix between a very blunt and a very teasing sense of humour depending on his mood. Likes physics. Enjoys helping people out but you only if you stroke his ego a little first, it makes him feel useful though he'll still pretend to be a dick about it. Very reliable and loyal to those he trusts and will always have your back, huge sweetheart even with his mean edge to his friends and family particularly as he develops emotionally and becomes more intune with his emotions. 

Undertale Papyrus: bubbly and brave, always striving to make the world kinder everyday but still learning to how to set stronger boundaries and not allow himself to be walked over. Despite his big persona he struggles with his self esteem to a degree too though he tried to keep those feelings from his ever perceptive brother Sans whos always right there to cheer him back up. Somewhat oblivious but it mostly comes out of his infectious optimism. Has a natural charm and gentlemanly feel to him, and is a lot more down to earth and calm as he gets comfortable around you as he often amps up his big personality out of need to try and present himself as being more likeable as he struggles with rejection and not feeling needed/wanted. Very hard to not get along with even with those that view him as more annoying due to his persistent kindness. Very patient and slow to anger despite his playful frustrations towards certain household members. The monster mascot. Very sociable and loves getting to know all kinds of people, one of the most considerate and accommodating people you will ever meet and is always very mindful of his friends and family though sometimes can get ahead of himself when particularly passionate about something. Very brave and loves a good challenge and adventure, goes hiking/camping often occasionally with Sans and other friends. Is the type to watch those 'wilderness survival tips' tikoks and is always diy-ing some survival item out of random things he's found in the backyard.

Undertale Sans: Dad energy for sure. Goofy and cheesy ass humour, a huge nerd and lover of all things science but especially drawn towards physics and astronomy which he will nerd out about if he feels comfortable with you. Chronically stressed always worrying about something but especially his friends and family. needs to learn to prioritise himself and his needs from time to time as he often neglects his own health and happiness especially for his brother. Very caring and gentle but trust issues is strong with this one particularly around humans, though a general distrust of humans is pretty much universal in monsters and honestly warranted lmfao. Enjoys lazing around and goofn but always feels burdened by the huge responsibilities on his shoulders and is attempting to develop healthier coping mechanisms around it but it often manifests as escapesism.