#unfortunately for us 😂

[vvitchering]

Congratulations to Din Djarin on achieving his long time dream to become a background character in his own life

[mypimpademia]

I lose years off my life every time someone says don’t vote for Kamala because you can’t actually be that dumb

[lu-sn]

fic recs: kink gone wrong

Wish I Was Good, Wish That I Could (edgarallanrose)

post-canon, attempt at consensual non-con, top drop, explicit, oneshot, 5K

“I want to say no,” Pete murmured into his mouth, as if saying something sweet. His tongue flicked out to catch on the back of Vegas’ teeth. “I want to say no, and I want you to fuck me anyway.” commentary: the slow build to the top drop is incredible. the backdrop of the fic is a very soft slice-of-life, and they talk about what pete wants well before they try it, and vegas doesn't register that he doesn't want it right up until it's too late. lots of vegas being horrified of the monster inside himself, which is always a good time (for me. not for vegas 😂)

All of It (ghosthouses)

post-canon, attempt at knifeplay, wound stitching, bloodplay, explicit, oneshot, 3K

"I can't believe I fucking did that," Vegas says. "That was so fucking stupid." (in which the knifeplay does not go according to plan, but they get through it) commentary: vegas makes an oopsie and almost starts spiraling about it -- but then pete throws in a "who cares" along with a dash of "what if u stitched me up homoerotically" and they get the show right back on the road

won't give up these ghosts (fleet_off)

post-canon, attempt at non-sexual death roleplay, hurt/comfort, explicit, oneshot, 7K

Vegas lays him on a patch of firm ground. From his cocoon, Pete hears the rhythmic thud of a shovel sinking into loose earth. Vegas is digging him a grave. (In which Pete finds playing dead relaxing, and Vegas decidedly does not.) commentary: is it so surprising that pete enjoys the safety and warmth and blissfully empty head that comes with pretending to not exist? that it could be his happy place? you want to read fleet's top-tier prose about it, i promise you. the accompanying vegas breakdown is a bonus treat

[ardenrosegarden]

In England, English and Norman barons kill each other to seize the throne and in France, the Carolingian unity having been shattered, the little Capetian king managed his meager possessions under the vigilant and hostile eye of the great feudal lords who watched over over their strongholds and control his every move. Brittany, if it wished, could finally spread its wings. Conan III is careful not to do this and is content to govern peacefully, only too happy that the English and French ropes which hold him by the neck are suddenly so weak. A good duke, good husband, good Breton, he has everything going his way, but was unfortunately a bad father; on his deathbed he disowns Hoël, his son, and chooses as his heir Conan IV, a little boy of 9 years old, the son of his daughter Bertha.

Gilles Martin-Chauffier, Le Roman de la Bretagne

[kindahoping4forever]

crystal do you think your man is going to give us a March single like he promised or no :(

Honestly such a missed opportunity if he doesn't rise again on Easter Sunday like another famed bearded man before him 🙏🏻

[a-wraith-in-the-mountains]

Writing fics for the Table is so wild because it’s like:

Am I writing fanfictions about personifications of US states? Yes.

Do I also somehow relate to a lot of these characters on a really deep level? Also yes.

But like, that doesn’t remove the absolute wildness of my documents being filled with the names of states…

[starbuck]

if anyone was wondering, i’m currently reading published RPF about F. Scott Fitzgerald for *checks notes* my job, so that’s how my life is going.

[bidean-byedean]

when your gf tells her gen z colleague about you

[threnodians]

i get a paycheck of ~$400 on friday and i am so excited to finally have some money in my bank account again 🥲

[mrspockify]

Legit I just read the latest chapter of Coming Down & then A03 went down and *incoherent screaming*. I'm not sure if my comment went through on there and there's no way for anyone to know right now but just wanted to say it was amazing as usual!!! I'm so stressed about Mario and AO3 being down because the TALK. We are so close to the TALK or are we???? Since you've been so diabolical lately. *distant incoherent screaming that can be heard across the world*

ASKFJAKJD HI YEAH IT WENT THROUGH AND THEN IMMEDIATELY AO3 WENT DOWN AND I COULDNT REPLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH 🩷🩷🩷

I’ve been planning this talk for so goddamn long and every time I think it’s gonna happen I’m like But Wait There’s More :D But I DO think it’s actually gonna happen in the next chapter. I hope.

Unless…

[hussyknee]

[okmcintyre]

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[kresnikcest]

I like that Rays era Asteria Elle is so deredere but also quite aware of what Rays Victor must have felt in his continuity... I like to think of her being even more affectionate with him bc she knows he’s never had that with X2 violet Elle.

[theflyingfeeling]

AU where the guys are talk show/morning show hosts and crew?

Alright, hear this: Good Morning with Blind Channel!

I'm going for a morning show, because I feel like there would be more different kinds of roles there, yeah? 😌

So ummm. In this one Finnish morning show there's a meteorologist who sometimes brings his lil' doggo to the set? So...imagine Aleksi providing the daily weather forecast with his little helper Rilla? 🥰 (who, of course, would sometimes cause havoc in the set; she'd hear a word reminiscing 'walkies' or 'treats' during an interview with a guest in the studio and ruins the whole scene by spurting to the set wagging her little tail before Aleksi can do anything about it 🙈)

Joel is a cameraman secretly crushing on Aleksi (or "secretly" because Joonas and Niko totally know what's up and keep teasing him about it 😏). He's often found staring Aleksi via the camera and sighing longingly, to the point that sometimes he zones out dreaming about the weatherman and forgets his cameraman's duties for a second 🤭

Joonas and Niko are the main hosts / interviewers who keep flirting with each other at every turn 🙄 It's sort of awkward (for everyone else involved), but after that one time the production decided to separate them by pairing them up with other hosts, they were sent masses of negative feedback by outraged fans demanding for the public's favourite hosts to be reunited or else they'd switch to watching another channel's morning show 😤 (poor Santeri the producer thought he was going to be sacked for making such an unfortunate decision)

I don't think Finnish morning shows have a cooking section anymore, but a Blind Channel morning show certainly does, and it's actually the most awaited moment of the whole show; Olli started at the job only a while ago and is still a little nervous about cooking in front of the cameras, not least because it's LIVE, but the viewers absolutely adore him. Maybe it's his silky voice that provides them a smooth start to the day. Perhaps it's the fact that the poor boy seems to always be in such a hurry that he forgets to button his shirt all the way up before having to run back to the set from taking a short power-nap during commercial breaks (he's also not used to the early mornings quite yet 😴)

Niko and/or Joonas have a tendency to show up (unscripted) to "help out" with the cooking; usually they only manage to make Olli mess up somehow or say something funny that the hosts then proceed to giggle about for the rest of the day 😩

Tommi is the news anchor, perfect for the job with his expressionless face and grave voice 😐 ...but only when the cameras are on! Everyone behind the scenes knows Tommi is all smiles and laughter when he's not informing citizens about political crises or economic downturns 🥰 (except for Olli, of course, because he's new, which is why he felt a little weak at the knees when he first saw Tommi smile, having only seen him grim-faced on the telly until now)

Additional plotlines include: 1) Joel almost having a heart-attack when he thinks he sees Aleksi winking at him via the camera 😳, 2) a day when Rilla is acting particularly clingy and everyone in set keeps missing their cues because they're busy giving Rilla the much-needed belly-rubs and ear-scratches 🥺, 3) Niko and Joonas daring each other into making the other laugh while interviewing a guest (both fail horribly and are then given an official reprimand by the production and told to explain the whole thing to the viewers in their social medias 😂), and 4) Olli making a fancy herbal drink for his part of the show and giving it to Tommi who's been a bit poorly recently and struggling with his voice 🍵😌

[sugaroto]

Absolutely no one:

My 8 year old cousin breaking into my home with her friend whom I've never met: Hey wanna hear the happy news?

Me: Wh-

Her: I burned my finger and cut my leg!

[juniperhillpatient]

my problematic trait is I know every single word of Hollywood Undead’s most vulgar & offensive songs & I will sing along every time