#unknown Anon

[cafecourage]

So we talked about isekai!reader landing at lon lon ranch, Legend's house, and Ordon, but what about Skyloft?

Like they just randomly appears and falls out the sky, screaming, and Sky's loftwing, Crimson, saves them? I mean since Loftwings are said to share the same soul as their rider, shouldn't that mean Crimson could've heard reader during Sky's adventure, thus, knowing they're friend, not foe?

Another thing to add to this is Sun. Since Sun is Hylia reincarnated, maybe she also heard reader as well? And because of her status she could easily convince the Skyloft residents that reader was a good person and maybe even become they're closest friend?

It also would also be funny if somehow, Groose heard them as well.

If you want to get technical no I wouldn’t thing crimson heard them. HOWEVER. If you’re picky with things in this au you could be link through the soul. So not soul mates but still linked. I honestly think the people of Skyloft would be welcoming but a bit weirded out. From my knowledge there is no other record of another town in the sky. Also you just were randomly falling.

But with a shrug they again welcome you in. Sun in late game when she is awaken more knows who you are so she probably has your back most of the times. Groose depending on who you are would honestly ether become your best friend or you avoid him. It’s personal choice. He is a bro tho.

[thequimmqueen]

5 and 18 for Salty Asks if you still do it

5. Has the fandom ruined a ship for you?

Would I have Timm x Cecilia shippers in the DNI of my blog otherwise?

Look, if someone likes my content and they ship that, I don't mind as long as they are decent human beings about it.

But that story has been told a million times, and I doubt anyone wants to read it again.

So, long story short if you're curious: A fanfic made them scummy people who made Quinn suffer. Later the ship became the cause of many of my bad experiences in this fandom, and with the years it has only accumulated more and more reasons for me to hate it.

No matter how cute the fans may make the content for them, the truth is that I'll always hate it. There's just no way for me to like it, or even fake liking it.

It's just that, with the terrible experiences and fanmade content I've seen, it has mutated too much into something hideous. And it's too late to transform it back into something that doesn't make me wanna puke.

So, rather than asking the shippers to DNI because they could get in conflict with me, it's more because I want to save them the trouble of seeing someone talk crap about your otp.

'Couse I know how that feels, and I don't wish that to no one. Genuinely.

Hey, the ship, as terrible as it is, may mean something special to someone the way Quimm means the world to me, so that's why I have a little decency about it.

However - and I can't stress it enough- Timm x Cecilia is a ship that has sunk very low to me, and I hope it stays sunk. Forever.

18. Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

If with this you mean Timm x Cecilia: HELL nah! I got damn valid reasons to hate it, and no one takes that away from me.

If we're talking about something like Sarge x Tomatoe lady, it's really just because I prefer something else. (CoughCoughSargeleyCoughCough)

[calierthewolf]

99% of the deranged anons are me

that doesn't help

[kjam101]

Happy bday to them

-An unknown anon

Thank you!

[ask-the-iris-au-hermits]

Well that was slightly rude, I was just sharing to you something I really enjoy, I know It's an AU and that this is not canon I just wanted to talk about the ramifications of such a messy timeline because I find it interesting. Is that really that bad of a thing?

No, I was just clarifying. I’m sorry if it seemed rude /gen

But if you want to send more asks about it to me you could send it to @dakotas-hermitblr-pogg

[the-tj-hammond]

You know TJ is gay right?

// Yes, I'm aware that the character TJ Hammond from Political Animals is primarily sexually interested in men. What are you getting at Nonnie?

[tteokdoroki]

🦭—SIGHS deku being so heavy that when u squirt he can't be pushed out so he just sinks deeper with soft grumbles ): massages his hips into yours as u knead at the mattress )): I JUST THINK HES NEAT,,

i’m howling actually. he is so neat!!!! mdni.

“d-deku!” you’re gasping, high pitched and whiney with your lungs desperate for breath. they expand wide between your rib cage and the mattress your boyfriend has you pressed into— all of his weight, heavy over you and his chest sticky against your back. “‘m gonna…gonna— oh fuck, baby! gonna make me cum.”

deku laughs, his warm breath tingling gently against the shell of your ear— contrasting with the force behind each of his calculated thrusts, slender hips lunging forward to push his fat cock deeper along your soaked squishy walls, “uhuh, you close, angel? can tell with how your greedy little pussy clenches around me,” as if in queue, his seedy, blistering tip nudges new pleasure spots along the ridges of your insides— making you seize up and ripple around the stretch of izuku’s girth. he chokes on a moan that sends dopamine crackling across your brain, licks predatory stripe from your neck to just behind your ear and curses when you cry out his name again. “keep that ass up for me, throw it back on me a little bit, baby. just so i can fuck you better.”

you do your best to lift your hips from underneath deku, shuddering at how his luscious green hair tickles your shoulders from behind and he quickly slips a pillow under your bruised hips to keep you arched how he wants. the new angle has your cunt squelching with lewd suction noises every time izuku pushes into you, and his rough fingers slip between your mess of sweaty and arousal stained limbs to fumble with your swollen clit as blood rushes to it. you barely have any room to breathe between the way deku fucks you and the way he touches you— treading on the thin line of euphoria and losing your sanity.

“be a good girl, be my pretty little girl and cum f’me,” he slurs against your skin, practically drooling as his heavy length hits deep and churns up your insides— cockhead never letting up on your abused g-spot. “that’s it, make a mess for me. god, fuck.”

“i can’t, can’t. i-izu-!” clawing at the sheets, your tiny mewls become louder, heftier and fill the room with their song combined with the wet slaps of skin on skin and bed creaking beneath the weight of sex. you let your head fall back against deku’s freckled shoulder, mouth hanging wide open when your orgasm washes over you in a wave that threatens to drown you. the knot in your stomach unravels way too quickly, and you gush clear streams of your arousal straight from your mound.

“fuck, you’re squirting,” deku sounds elated, drawing wide and fast circles on your clit, never letting up with his thrusts no matter how much you squirt because he’s just so thick, so heavy that all his cock does is plug you full. “that’s it baby, lemme see you fall apart on me. uhhuh, you like that?” cooing condescendingly, he only slips deeper inside the heat of your puffy pussy as clear streams of arousal bathe his cock, your entrance clinging to every vein on his shaft.

he leaves you a drooling twitching mess against the crushed sheets, pressing his hips flat against your ass to grind into you in slow circles. “wan’ you to cum baby, please izuku. cum inside me, please.” you beg, hiccuping and twisting the duvet between your shaky fingers. you squeal as deku picks up the pace, your arousal splashing against his tummy and pelvis, fat drops of it running down the insides of your thighs.

“take it baby, all of it,” the last spurt of his energy is used to fuck you until he creams your cunt, filling you up with his thick seed and grinding in you until he’s sure it takes. the pro hero collapses onto you, kisses pressed across your back before he leans up to whisper.

“let’s try that again, shall we? have you squirt while my cock’s deep, deep inside you, huh angel?”

[secretivemessenger]

Yk whay please keep that my name j love it 🥸🥸

Got it I’ll just add it to the anons list as an unknown anon

But if you talk to me again how will i know it’s you tho?!! 🤔🤔🤔

[chimeride]

the crewmates from Among Us, but they aren't wearing astronaut suits, rather their colorful bodies is their actual skin and they have one big compound eye

[pianokantzart]

I don't know if it was intentional or just a coincidence, but the shot of Luigi from behind standing in front of the warp pipe reminds of the first poster we got for the movie that shows Mario from behind as he looks at the view of the Mushroom Kingdom in front of him

Huh, look at that.

I do not think it was intentional, but if it was... well played! Because it is very fitting considering the vastly different experiences they had during the film.

[rainnyydaysworld]

steph: and do me a favor, be sweet to y/n. she kind of have a crush on you.

jason: really? i had no idea.

steph: of course you didn’t— boys never do.

steph: *leaves and shuts the door*

jason: pffft

y/n: *popping out from where she had been hiding under the blanket beside him*

y/n: SHUT UP—

jason: *laughs*

Jason : I'm testing out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Y/N : Sure, here use this paper for practice.

Jason : Oh, thank y—

*reading the text on it*

Jason :

Jason : This is a marriage certificate, Y/N.

Y/N: And what about it?

[cafecourage]

Isekai!Reader lands in Ordon and all Ordonians don't know what to make of them but still adopts them into the village? Isekai!Reader quickly becomes a helper around Ordon, helping out where ever they're needed! Oh, and maybe even develops a friendship with Ilia since she's probably the only one there currently close to their age?

Omg you know this would happen to. They already adopted link. What is one more homeless child gonna do? Like seriously I feel like the people of Ordon love visitors too. So like the chain coming through would also get adopted. It’s a mess for twilight but he is also living for the extra family members now.

As soon as Ilia catches wind that you like twilight…. Good luck. She will be the best wing man ever.

[thequimmqueen]

there probably is an actual reason that im not aware of, but how did the scooperia also have the stuff for residence. why was there a bed in the ice cream shop

No but that.. that's a really good question..

[sirguyofdykesborn]

listen to me boy. hawkebela for the lesbians

merrill is also there

[ask-the-iris-au-hermits]

Here is an info explanation for why yhs is canonically a time paradox (not for a character unless you want to, just sharing with you because I find it interesting)

As you may know yhs got rebooted by Sam with a cat boy with blue hair and pronoums/j instead of Grian but you may wonder how this has happened, well here is a sort of explanation.

We need to start with Yuki time traveling, in one of their series Yuki (character), now an adult, is sent back in time, once she is sent back to preschool and then to highschool, this time traveling does have ripercussions, adult Yuki is much better then she was and her choices when back in time are very different, when she goes back to the future her whole timeline is bent and butterfly effect is a thing.

N/A to this AU

[the-tj-hammond]

Does your brother ever get jealous over the amount of attention you get from men and women?

Honestly, I'm not sure. Never asked him. He's pretty busy over in DC, so I only see him sometimes.