#unmatched creativity

[tardis--dreams]

May I present you a rough translation of the abomination of a text i wrote in my korean exam:

Hello

[Self introduction]

Last month i bought a water purifier* at the water purifier shop and it's already broken.

[Me not knowing how exactly a water purifier works]: There’s no water coming out.

[Me not knowing what exactly a water purifier is good for]: We have a party next weekend, so we need water. Therefore the water purifier needs to be fixed by Friday.

My phone number is 000111000. If i don't answer my phone please sent me an email to name1980@genericmail.com.

*truth be told I'm only like 55% certain the words meant water purifier. It would be very funny if it was something completely different lmao

[grunklefordpines]

holy moly 200 followers. how’d i get here. where am i.

[writingjourney]

Not a question but kinda your own 'fic' you showed me on Friday

AHHHHHHH OMG BLESS YOU RIBZ!!!! This is fucking perfect I am screaming!!!!

(We were talking about this post in case you're wondering)

[venvellan]

touchstarved is such a sick twisted game. i'm not talking abt the plot or theme at all that's all good and dandy. i mean the way that it's possessed my soul and body.

i seriously need and want all five of them. to a sickly degree. i don't wanna have to pick a route. i want five lovers. yea some of them hate each other but i'm not making them hang out it's fine.

tack on a 2 year wait for the full release and it's only a matter of time before i'm hysterical

[brutal-nemesis]

fucked up and evil that i cannot put "skilled at coming up with the worst fucking torture methods" on my resumé it is one of my greatest talents and yet

[isabelguerra]

imbued with the power of liking making things with friends. and sharing little stories. and going heehee hoohoo

[some-pers0n]

"All of the mercs would be homophobic and racist" NO THEY WOULDN'T!! You mean to tell me that nine mentally ill hired killers, all of which coming from a game that's hellbent on taking old and tired tropes and cliches and subverting them in new and funny ways, would just be generic bigoted people because of the time period??? My guy WHAT!?

[ceilingfan5]

real quick compliment someone you admire in the tags for extra tickets to spend at the prize counter

[hanzajesthanza]

angouleme staying in beauclair with the rest of the company does strike some chord of yearning within me. it's reminiscent of some pleasant childhood memories "back when it was good," (if you're familiar with the sentiment).

of going on a short vacation with family, curious and new to the setting (even if one had been there once before), just looking for fun and totally carefree, no responsibilities... staying in a nice place, to be treated nicely for a while. and lots of free food! (and maybe not, for a while, coming to understand the emotional distress going on behind the curtain)

[minjeochi]

OH OH AND- my fav thing to do recently is take my ive plushies to the bus, press it on the window (‘mallow pins yujin onto the window’) and see kids get excited over seeing a cute stuffed toy it gives me the dopamine I lack

THE BRACKET HELP??? So real of you, my Minty x Yujin ship finally getting more content 🗣️🗣️

AND AWWWH THAT'S SO CUTE, THOSE KIDS MUST LOVE YOU :( (as they should fr)

Do you still do it?

[paanzermensch]

seeing dnb fans make a DnB movie really makes me wonder if they ever heard of the Ms Officer and Mr truffles situation

[freakattack]

I compare the wario guys to muppets all the time but i need tou people to know how not kidding i am. Jim hensons legacy is obviously more sacred as much as i love wario people ao i dont want to undermine that but at the same time they are both ragtag bands of freaky weirdos that don't fit in anywhere else and are all best friends and their goal in life is to put on a wonderful show/game/mayhem, for YOU. And they all love each other very much. The end

[laughableillusions]

My writing in my highschool creative writing class: what if after death we instead just become the dust of a planet? What if we become a new planet when we die and just live on through our origins…

Me now, a graduate: hrhggghrhm what eef he had a swoord

[askerror87]

Every time I see Tumblr preparing for a new Ides of March, I'm like, 'sure, I'll take a stab at it'

[salsflore]

i want to do an assignment game but... what the fuck do i assign....

[loudlyunladylike]

Flower time! I have a different kind of favorite flower! I don't have a favorite real life flower but the more I played Zelda breath of the wild the more I liked Silent Princesses. They're my favorite video game flower!

-Vibes Anon

Ayo epic answer just dropped, that's so cool!!! oh my god!!! your mind, incredible <33

And oh my gosh just yes yes, it looks so pretty, like that colour?? gorgeous! I know none of the significance it may have but it's real pretty and I'm a big fan, yes excellent answer