#unwanted flirts

[gellertsbumblebee]

Possessive Husband-Open Grindeldore Thread

As Albus sits in a restaurant, another known gay male approaches his table, which makes Albus feel uncomfortable, as he loves only his husband, he also knows Gell is bound to get violent with the unknown man. As the man keeps flirting with Albus, Gell arrives in time to save him, storming over to the man! Sighing in relief, Albus allows Gell to chase the creep off. After the man leaves, Albus gives a small sob and starts crying!

[askunwantedguestnarrator]

can you tell that bastard that I think he’s handsome?

[alex-journal]

Creep (Luffy Version)

Click for Zoro [x] Sanji [x] Law [x] Kid [x] Click for Ao3 here [x] Summary: One night, the crew decided to visit a local bar to drink and party. But beside music, booze and food, y/n meets a creepy dude with too much confident. Luckily, Luffy is there to safe the night. Pronouns: he/him cw: creepy dude, unwanted flirting,

As the sun began to set, the Straw hats and their newest member, y/n, wandered into a seedy bar in search of a good time. The atmosphere was dark and smokey, but the crew didn't mind. They were used to party it in any environment, and this place was no exception.

As they made their way to one of the tables at the bar, y/n felt something off and started to feel uneasy. He had never been to a place like this before, and the seedy characters around him were making him nervous. It was one thing to face other pirates, another to face bandits or shady town folks. The crew was too busy enjoying the drinks and music to notice or didn’t care for the tense vibes around them, so y/n tried to brush off his anxiety and join in on the fun.

But as the night went on, things started to take a dark turn. A man at the bar took a liking to y/n and began hitting on him aggressively. y/n tried to ignore him, but the man's persistence was making him uncomfortable. The man switch between complimenting him fore something and talking him down over a similar thing. No matter what y/n said, the creepy dude shrugged it off, as if he would talk to a child that didn’t get his candy. Which made the situation even more uncomfortable for y/n. 

Luffy, who was sitting a few seats away, enjoying his meal, noticed the situation and grew increasingly protective of his crewmate. He could see that y/n was anxious, and he knew that it wouldn't take long for things to escalate if the creep didn’t listen to y/n plead to move on. Either because Luffy puts the guy in his place, or because one of his Crew members solves the situation in their own way to protect y/n.

As the man continued to harass y/n, Luffy jumped into action. With a fierce look in his eyes, and a big smile on his face, he marched over to y/n and the creep. “I think you should go somewhere else.” Luffy stood beside y/n, looking at the man that bothered his friend. For a brief moment, the man had thought about belittling Luffy, maybe punch him, doing something to look strong, but there was something in Luffy’s eyes that made him back down. He felt fear as if he stood in front of a blood lusty monster, ready to strike. The man, intimidated by Luffy's aggressive demeanor, backed down, stuttered an apology to y/n and left the bar.

For a moment, the bar was quiet, everyone unsure what just happened. But as Luffy had his big happy smile on his face, Brook took it as a cue to get the party going again and played on his viola, so they all could continue to celebrate the night away.

Breathing a sigh of relief and a weak smile on his face, y/n looked up at Luffy. “Thanks for saving me, Captain.” “Shihihihi, sure thing. Next time, punch them right in the face, okay y/n?” “Aye, Aye, Captain.” Luffy put an arm around y/n and pulled him with him, so he could make sure no one would try to creep on his friend again. They drank, sang and eat until the early morning.

As they stumbled out of the bar in the early hours of the morning, the crew exchanged stories and laughter, happy to have made another memorable night together. And as they walked into the new dawn, y/n looked at Luffy with an even stronger sense of trust and admiration – knowing that, no matter what, he had his back and that he would do everything for Luffy.

[possamble]

AHA thank u i was mostly just. frantically pulling the "no hetero" card bc farcille is super super always endgame for me and the "marcille has two hands" thing is absolutely not for me and my personal characterization of marcille

i like. can't find it anymore for some reason but there was a farcille fic set just after the shuro confrontation where laios reaches over to hold marcille's hand and ask her if she likes him or if she's just tolerating him too and it was so. the vulnerability. the puppyness.

that safety and security he must feel in knowing that she wears her heart on her sleeve and he will always know when she's unhappy with him because she will absolutely let it be known. the way that falin's first revival was the turning point for the way he felt about her because, for the first time in his life, protecting falin wasn't something he had to shoulder alone. there was finally someone else who cared about her as much as he did (in his eyes, resenting his parents for failing to protect her) and would stop at nothing to save her. the way it must have been proof for him that, not only was falin not alone anymore, he wasn't alone anymore.

idk why i like rather than dislike the fact that his only framework for parsing how he feels about "the first girl other than his sister that he's ever cared this much about" is a comphet romantic lens. like he would have the autism moment of fully assuming that he's in love with her for a while and just like. not? doing anything about it? because he doesn't feel the urge to, nor is he sad that he knows marcille would mostly likely never "feel the same way" about him?

like. he "figures out" that he's "in love with marcille" with all the passion of printing out a label and sticking it onto a favourite scrapbook for organizational purposes. he's equally happy to be her husband or brother-in-law so long as it means she stays close and is part of his family.

i know logically i should hate it but it's sooo crunchy to me. my comphet besties ever. designated plus one and dance partner to all fancy and formal occasions. having actual real chemistry but the "romantic" part of it is some weird shapeshifter smokescreen. augh

[echo-echo31]

Domestic One-Shots | Illinois x Heist

16. Exercising together.

MASTERPOST | Based on these prompts

Warnings: unwanted/misunderstood flirting, jealousy, possessive behaviour, promises of sex.

Illinois is seething.

He honestly can't remember ever being this enraged and possibly, possibly it's because he can't remember, think, see or hear anything past the fog that's descended around him. Of course, that's apart from the motherfucker that's currently flirting with his husband.

"No, come on! You can't have just started coming here, look at you!"

The sound of his laughter makes his teeth hurt - but that might just be the way he's clenching them.

The guy's hand only has to move an inch towards Markus' shoulder before Illinois snaps like a garage door spring.

"Right, that is enough," He states, stepping forwards to physically put himself between the two men.

The gym rat looks affronted, as if he wasn't even aware that Illy was here. It's the kind of look you give someone for cutting you off in traffic. The archaeologist might just run him over.

"Sorry, dude. Can we help you?"

Oh, this guy is gonna need a nose job.

"Yeah, Illy. What's the deal?" His husband chimes in, and he might just be bursting a vein trying to stop himself from shoving Markus out the door right now.

"No, you can't help us. Me or my husband. In fact, maybe you might want to go to hell and back the fuck off,"

He didn't plan such obvious aggression, but then again, he's never been one for being subtle.

"Wow, Mark. This guy is your husband?" The rat continues, looking past him to find Markus' gaze with an air of pity. Mostly to avoid having to look up to Illinois - he thinks with satisfaction - who has a good 3 inches on him.

"No wonder you were enjoying my attention so much,"

There's a moment where Illy literally sees himself punching the guy - sees him holding his nose, eyes wet with tears. It's so real he thinks he might actually be doing it but then Markus grabs his bicep, and pushes past him.

"Hey! You think you're fucking smart, huh? So smart your flirting didn't even fucking register on my radar? Yeah, you can fuck right off. 'Cause if my husband doesn't deck you I sure as hell will,"

The guy looks between them, clearly sizing them up. But two strong men over 6 foot and willing to bleed for the other's dignity seems enough to put him off.

"Whatever, man. You're not even that hot anyway,"

He walks away, grabbing his bag and slinging it over his shoulder like that means he's won the fight.

"Fuck. What an ass. I'm sorry, love. I really didn't think he was-

Markus doesn't get to finish his sentence. Instead, he's suddenly crowded against the treadmill near to them, Illinois pinning him in with his arms and hips as he clashes their lips together in a possessive, desperate kiss.

A minute without breathing, and then they're both panting with mere inches between each other. Markus' hands have someone ended up in his husband's hair, making it dishevelled and only adding to the pure, dark lust in those eyes.

"I'm going to fuck you so hard you can't walk straight, Indigo,"

It doesn't affect him any less this time around.

Last time he heard those words - with his real first name - Illy had him pinned against a police car after providing an unexpected alibi for the thief when they were still playing cat and mouse.

[gmaybe666]

behind the scenes…… will I get this comic finished before season 5 comes out who knows

[redstrewn]

I feel like bc of mhin's height and appearance they would also get mistaken for being a child (im projecting) and be pissed about that (im projecting)

[georgianadarcies]

updates, because I live blog everything: saw him for the first time in like a month, first thing he did was go to hug me (kind of a half hug but god he hadn’t done that in so long) and I feel pretty good about most of our interactions, I’m always looking for reasons to feel bad but honestly. for the most part it felt really good. like not because he likes me (because he doesn’t) but because things are finally friendly and good again with us. I’m still me so I’m awkward but held my own in the group setting pretty well I think. I wanted to see him so badly and I did and overall I feel good. things are always subject to change and I don’t want to jinx anything so that’s all I’ll say. it felt nice.

[mellomadness]

sometimes I wonder if I should take a gender studies class just so I can bitch every day about how an imaginary boyfriend is often seen as a requirement for a woman to feel safe enough to have fun at a club, or the idea that an imaginary person with a fake “claim” over me has more influence over predatory men than my own voice saying “No, I’m not interested, get lost”

[therosebanshee]

I want to cry a man who has to use Google translate has been flirting with me at my job I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt because he's old enough to be my father and I thought things might just be being skewed in translation, but today he kissed my hand and there is no skewing that in translation I also don't like being touched in general unless it's people I really care about, I don't know if that has to do with being demi or if it's just unrelated touch-aversion it feels like ants crawling on my skin. Now I need to figure out how to put up boundaries in spanish and not have it impact my job.

[pandagirl45]

Steve: *glares downing champange*

Steve: *loosens his bow tie*

Tony stared at captian america, Steve freaking Rogers part the crowd towards the target of his ire. He took a sip of sparkling cider eying bucky who mumbled, "Steve is about to lose his shit."

The target was a man who excessively flirting with an ever polite colonel who, for the fifth time tried to end the conversation. If not for the sudden twitching brow, Steve would have stayed back but no

Steve tried not to be a possessive man, but he can't help it. Throwing to bow tie into his pocket, he popped a button, finger run his hair out as he hooked both hands on rhodes arm.

"Hi. Steven Rogers." He gave a smile that could cut ice and burn the onlooker. Who took a step back but eyed him with something that made Steve bare all teeth, like he was punched in the mouth and grinned sweetly. Practiced.

Rhodes hand placed on top of his hands, the colonel looked at him. Steve kept eyes on the person who couldnt take a hint.

"I was just telling the colonel how impress I am with him, I just wanted to get to know him more." The sly smile, blown pupils, heavy chest heaving. Steve licked at his teeth hating how he can read what that meant.

Steve nodded, head tilting boyishly. The awe shucks, gosh really tilt, "and, did MY colonel say anything? No? No thank you? I appreciate that but fuck off?" Steve blinked cutely with his same plastered on grin.

Somewhere among the crowd, clint and Natasha voices carried with laughter. Steve cursing was a pissed Steve.

"He didnt-"

Rhodes cheeks darken in color, as steve took a step in front, arms crossing pushing the fabric to its limits, "I'm saying it. Fuck," he leaned in hair swimming across his forehead, the person leaning back, "off."

Politely and quickly, the man left. The crowd disperse faster when the icy glower was aimed at them. Lips pursed and jaw clench until rhodes whispered something.

Steve, like a switch flipped, calmed and pointed to the buffet table. Words exchanged, "your colonel?"

Steve cheeks redden waving at the phrase, "my, the. Words are confusing."

The others stood there watching the two wander to the food. Tony stopped the time, "5 minutes and steve had effectively made sure everyone knows."

Bucky took a bite of the semi bland food, "his realization officially they are something more than comrades and told an entire event in 5... 4... 3..."

There was an exclamation from the blonde. Rhodes robust voice laughing merrily as he tried to calm him down.

The incident was known as "Captian America dropping the F-Bomb for the Colonel".

[alex-journal]

Creep (Kid Version)

Click for Zoro [x] Sanji [x] Luffy [x] Law [x] Click for Ao3 here [x] Summary: One day, the crew decided to visit a local bar to drink and party. But beside music, booze and food, y/n meets a creepy dude with too much confident. Luckily, Kidd is there to safe the day. Pronouns: he/him cw: creepy dude, violence

The Kid Pirates had just completed a stressful fight, and their captain Eustass Kid decided that everyone deserved a night off, letting off some steam. So they docked at a port and made their way to a crowded bar. 

The crew were laughing and sipping on drinks as they all mingled with the bar patrons. However, y/n, one of their newest crewmates, was getting more anxious with every passing moment. The reason? A man at the bar kept hitting on him, and it was clear y/n was not interested. 

y/n tried to ignore the man, the comments and looks as much as possible, but there was just so much one could endure. Nothing he said helped to move away from the annoying, creepy man, and y/n got more and more nervous, angry and stressed.

Even a few drinks in, Kid noticed that something was off, he didn't like the way the person was looking at y/n, how he touched him, talked to him, and he could sense that his crewmate was uncomfortable af. 

Without hesitation, Kid walked over to y/n, tapped him on the shoulder to not alarm him more before put his arm around him. "Hey, y/n, leave this creep be and drink some beers with us" he said, turning and shoving him towards the table Kid sat on only a few seconds ago and behind him, so that he now stoot between y/n and the stranger.

The man had a few brave seconds, telling Kid to get lost and who he thinks he was, before getting punched in the face by the pirate captain. 

"Leave my crewmate alone, creep" Kid said sternly, looking down on the stranger, which laid on the floor, bleeding.

The man now quickly backed off, realizing that he had just messed with a notorious pirate captain that wouldn’t hesitate to do more than break a stranger's nose in one punch. Kid looked at y/n to make sure he was okay, without a further care for the Stranger, or anyone else. Even tho, he would have loved to use the creep as a punching bag more. 

"Thanks, captain," y/n said, still looking shaken. "I didn't know how to handle that guy."

Kid gave him a rare friendly smile. "That's what the crew is here for. We watch out for each other. I don't like seeing anyone on my crew feel uncomfortable at a party. That person was definitely giving off some creepy vibes."

“Yeah, it is easier to get rid of the Marine, as such creeps…” “If they don’t take a no as an answer and won’t leave you alone, just punch or kick them. We deal with the rest later, if necessary.” 

Kid couldn't help but smile. He had always been a bit rough around the edges, but deep down he had a good heart, even tho nobody would say that in front of Kid. Not if he didn’t have a death wish - or liked pain a lot…

As they made their way back to the table, and now, with y/n by his side, everyone cheered and raised their glasses in solidarity. The evening continued in a relaxed and happy way. It was a night to unwind, to enjoy each other's company, and most importantly, to feel safe.

y/n couldn't help but feel overjoyed. He had found a crew that accepted him for who he was, made him feel safe, and they had his back no matter what. He knew that, with the Kid Pirates, he had finally found his true home. And that thought alone was enough to put a big smile on his face.

[britneyshakespeare]

David Copperfield describes flirting from the perspective of an alien

[needyhq]

PSA

Be careful of justxaxbeast. They’ll hit on you and make you uncomfortable. I have plenty of screenshots available of the confrontation if anyone wants it. After continuously trying to flirt with me, they asked for my discord and said they try to flirt with everyone they meet bc they’re a ✨Libra✨ and can’t help it.

[gruesomejack]

something something boy from detention who kissed Rabbit seeking him out after seeing him on the news

[emperornorton47]

Facebook got mad at me for captioning this "Men have been jerks for a long time".

Photo is from 100 years ago.