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[rainbowcolored7]

Violence Against Nature (5081 words) by rainbowcolored7 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ซ่อน (ไม่) หา - เจฟ ซาเตอร์ | Ghost - Jeff Satur (Music Video) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clone/Husband (Ghost - Jeff Satur), Clone/Wife (Ghost - Jeff Satur) Characters: Clone (Ghost - Jeff Satur), Husband (Ghost - Jeff Satur), Wife (Ghost - Jeff Satur) Additional Tags: Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Angst, Clone Sex, Light Dom/sub, Come Eating, Unsafe Sex, Power Imbalance, Jeffcest - Freeform, adventures in figuring out how to tag this, Commander - Husband, Ghost - Clone, does the wife have a name? she is wife idk Summary: The only imperfection in the Commander's creation is that Ghost is perfect, and perfection is a dangerous impossibility.

[nazumichi]

i would watch bna as i love creatures and watched zootopia as a child but i hear it has gore in it... thoughts

ok so, yes there’s some light gore. it gets more concentrated around the later episodes, especially starting in “the mole rat speaks.” gore for the earlier episodes is essentially just a lot of fisticuffs, it’s mostly left more on the ambiguous side of things.

hmm i would issue a gun warning (for throughout the show) and a warning for impalement and excessive showing of corpses, however the last one is for very few scenes and is less detailed, more akin to that scene in frog show where redacted loses an arm (silhouettes and not in extreme detail.)

i’d be careful around that aforementioned episode especially, and the ones that follow it (three more) if you’re wary of impalement and lots of blood.

[hadischara]

lyney with a reader who's ALSO a fatui spy but both of them don't know. ensue espionage and "YOU'RE under THE KNAVE??" "yea...?"

Of course! I love that one very much, thank you dear Anon!

I hope you don't mind me making it in a headcanon form, tell me if it should be a OS or not. Set before the incident btw.

𝖂𝖆𝖎𝖙...𝖄𝕺𝖀 𝕿𝕺𝕺?!

You two met when you got backstage passes once.

And it was pretty neat! Just.... one little detail. He had an envelope on his desk with the fatui sigil. Has he gotten threatened?

So only natural that you'd get suspicious of him, right?

Well, you we're just as suspicious to him actually! That's cause you stared at his envelope and eyed his skills with lot of precision.

Who would do that if their not planning anything?

So you started to investigate one another, and weeks of frustration came.

He had asked you out on dates, walked you home and everything!

He just couldn't find any hooks and wrong doings in your files or anything! On top of that, every time you were with him he got this hot feeling in his cheeks.

You got out empty handed just as well.

Anything other than that he's a magician you couldn't find.

And everything else was blurred together. But you just had to think of the dates. He was so nice, was it for show? Or did he mean it? He got your head spinning, that's for sure.

It was a slip up of the both of you that caused you to find out. Well, and the slip up of an Agent too.

You had just walked out of a little secret talk with someone when Lyney came out of the opposite door, your files in hand, while you had copies of his in yours.

"Why do you have my files? " Both of you had asked when he saw the other Agent you had a talk with go out too.

"You can't go around giving away my files (Agent Name)! Are you stupid enough to actually give it to a stranger? Did father not teach you ANYTHING about something like stranger danger?"

"But (Name) is my superior? They work under the knave. I thought you were under suspicion of betrayal or something. Have fun on one of your dates again. "

The Agent just left you, an awkward silence filling the room between you.

"I feel stupid now. I researched everything for nothing. I could've just asked the Agents. " You said.

Lyney just nodded along, feeling embarrassed himself.

"How about I uuhhhhh give those files back and take you out properly this time? No suspicious things this time."

"Wait, you work as her spy?" He asked you. You nodded, and he gave you one of his actual smiles. "Well, if we get lucky we might see each other on a mission some day. But let's stay at the dates for now huh?"

Your cheeks got a beet red, while you nodded eagerly. Yes maybe you would, yes.

How was it? To your liking? Maybe I'll make a oneshot out of it.

Cya :D

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helloooooe i am asker of the sodapack & texty thing THANK YOU SO MUCH FLR CLARIFYING i was getting #Worried…. forgot to sent this but i fucking love the drawing you did i was like HELL YEAH SODAPACK AND TEXTY CHEERING CHEERING i didn’t quite state that in my rb but i was so happy. Forgot to ask this uuhhhhh okay so this is a bit specific but can you draw like jess and/or bassy (jess is bassy’s owner) I want to see these two in your style again…. both gijinkas and original forms are okay because you had that bassy gijinka back the that i LOOOVVEEDDD jessbass has taken over my life just the mention, sight and more of one or both of those two will drive me crazy I might be rambling a lot here so hope ya don’t mind that sorry 🙏so anyways that’s pretty much it

[drawbauchery]

mayro and loogi movie 2023 let’s-a arrive

MOTHERFUCKIN UUHHHHH

MARIO BROS MOVIE THOUGHTS

it’s long, i talk about luigi a lot. and there are spoilers 

THE NOT GREAT STUFF

not enough luigi

where was luigi in the whole like second act where WAS he

idk missed opportunity for some development while he was captured. he could’ve interacted more with the other prisoners. or kamek & bowser. i feel like kamek taunting him about how bowser’s gonna kill the hell out of mario or something would’ve raised the emotional stakes a bit, like instead of sitting there waiting to be rescued luigi could be wanting to rescue mario himself 

he kinda just didn’t have any lines after getting captured, too....gimme something, movie.......he talked back to spike so easily, a little bit of defiance at some point would’ve been neat ;-; 

i saw one brilliant take that was like, bowser should’ve kept luigi around and “consulted” him about who mario is, and they’d both get just the teensiest more development that way, with both airing out their own insecurities. bowser thinking (knowing) he’s not good enough for peach and luigi wanting to be more like the brother he’s always counting on

luigi making clear he wants to be brave for once->more impact when he shields mario at the end

i was hoping for a prison break i’m gonna be real

and don’t get me wrong i LOVE kidnapping stories but i HATE it when the kidnapped isn’t allowed to do anything. wish they’d given luigi more flexibility to at least TRY something instead of essentially throwing him aside, y’know?

idk man just more luigi. 

also, pacing not good. pacing iffy. maybe bad

coming off the heels of the perfect pacing and flawless balancing of an ensemble that was puss in boots, i think moving some stuff around could’ve made room for my boy. they coulda done it.

specifically, the pacing was WAY too fast. i love when movies let emotions really sink in. luigi’s little flashback scene was really nice, more stuff like that pls

did peach ever even tell mario her name i forgot

NOT the bowser musical number i DREAMT of. hilarious af but i wanted A SONG. A BANGER. A 90′s DISNEY VILLAIN BOP

not a fan of the played out peach/bowser forced marriage stuff but it’s mario what are you gonna do

no luigi power-ups what’s up with that

the freaking illumination dog design threw me off so badly i was almost brought out of the mario immersion. i was thinking nothing could be bad enough to make me not excited to be sitting in that theater and then the fucking dog showed up. straight out of secret life of pets. it also should’ve been a scarier big dog. (his nod of approval at the end was good though 100/10)

and look mario’s a cutie pie, a sweetheart, wanna squish his lil cheeks, i loved him being ABSOLUTELY terrified of bowser when they met because who the fuck wouldn’t be, but in the end luigi is still so much more interesting to me 8′D

NO BOWSER JR. CAMEO?????

why the FUCK didn’t bowser and luigi kiss

THE GREAT STUFF

luigi

luigi’s voice

luigi’s pathetic little meeps and yelps and being so squishable

luigi & mario

mario & luigi

THEY WERE SO GODDAMN SWEET AND CUTE AND GOOD

mario tearing through the alleys like a beast and just. instinctively opening gates and leaving pathways for luigi. not in a “hurry up and pull your weight” kind of way, but like. a doting, considerate way that showed he just wanted to make things easier for his brother. i was crying screaming they were just so soft

i did NOT expect to see their family. that’s the kind of grounding, humanizing scene i was hoping for

luigi trying to eat. let him eat

mario playing kid icarus. he’s besties with pit in subspace. pit/mario friendship real

the luma

luigi doing a mic drop with his phone and just going O-O when it breaks

all the poses. all the music cues. all the mario kart. i’m a relatively new fan of mario ok i didn’t grow up with any of the games besides luigi’s mansion--

KING BOO CAMEO BTW AAAAYYYY

--but even i was squealing at all the references. like, all the moves from the games are there. down to the way mario and luigi run. and all the power-ups, and the enemies, it’s ALL THERE

but especially that mario kart scene, that’s one game i play religiously so the part where they’re choosing what their karts look like TICKLED me gdfksld

DIDDY KONG DIDDY KONG DIDDY KONG

yo were mario and donkey kong kinda.....were they like.....*flips hand* y’know.....?

action scenes were all stellar. had no right to go that hard. 

blue shell being a relentless, vicious force of evil

peach power-ups

peach’s wedding dress

peach in general 

toad and his kart of choice

“lu”

“you can’t be scared all the time, luigi” “you’d be surprised”

“my dad thinks i’m a joke too” “well your dad is RIGHT”

a lot of people don’t want mario and peach to ever end up together, and as a rabid hater of zelda/link i COMPLETELY understand and could not be more sympathetic. but i do ship mario and peach so i personally really liked their little flirty moments 

luigi bringin mario some spaghetti 

nice little snippets of characters like bowser and dk having underlying problems. leaves lot open for sequels n spinoffs.........i’m sure that totally wasn’t their intention...........

me: “if mario doesn’t grab bowser by the tail, twirl him around and throw him, then i don’t wanna know about it”

movie: *has mario and luigi do this TOGETHER*

me: “a    h”

bringing the fight to brooklyn had me so excited and i don’t even know why

THE 80′S SONGS HELLO???

bowser’s castle looking like a rave like in the og games

nervous bowser

the 4 hour long sex scene between luigi and bowser was so tastefully done, i was impressed and moved 

memory bad but i WILL probably add MORE

[beepborpdoodledorp]

Okay after watching the finale of the Hollytaya  Legend of the Red Dragon update I’m feeling...conflicted. Spoilers abound.

Honestly I don’t really have much to say on it as a whole other than it felt kind of...underwhelming? After the first half being pretty bulky story-wise having only about forty minutes of cutscenes felt a tad unexpected, and honestly things seemed to be resolved a bit *too* easily. All the talk between Pitaya and Hollyberry while they’re at the altar to make their wedding vows was great but after Hollyberry went back to help the others everything just wrapped up a bit abruptly. I would’ve really liked seeing Pitaya’s point of view and how they got their powers back, rather than them just bursting out of the cave in their dragon form.

But weirdly enough, the main thing I was upset about was that Hollyberry’s Soul Jam wasn’t destroyed. It was pretty obvious that some loophole would pop up while Hollyberry and Pitaya were about to make the deal so that Hollyberry wouldn’t need to give up her Soul Jam, because honestly that’s just how this game works. This thing is glued to the status quo and it’s a pitfall I’m really, really tired of seeing stories fall into. The last time anything remotely shifted with the overall status quo was...what, back during Odyssey? And with how both Odyssey and now this have kept playing into the idea that the Soul Jams aren’t as important and sacred as the Ancients make them out to be I was really hoping that Hollyberry would actually need to give up her Soul Jam, considering that seems to be what they’ve been building up to. Like, that would have actual consequences. She was even fully willing to give it up and was about to do so until White Lily was brought up. But alas, it didn’t happen, and the Legend of the Red Dragon will now forever be cast into mostly-inconsequential side story land. I can guarantee Pitaya’s alliance with the Cookies won’t be brought up for ages just like Moonlight’s hasn’t.

So yeah uuhhhhh 8/10, mostly because of the first half. Points subtracted for no Hollytaya make out scene. Also Wildberry just ceasing to exist after Part 1, they did my man dirty.

[ketho484]

Actor AU story part three! WOOOOOO!!!

Au belongs to @frillsand

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Chapter 3: Dinner with a new friend

Willow followed Wally back inside to watch him and his friends record the newest episode after Eric had to concede to Wally's 'Offer'. The others were surprised Wally asked for this, but they welcomed the change nonetheless. They loved entertaining kids, and this would be like early critique before the show even aired. Willow had a lot of fun too. She was really shy and very quiet, but she loved getting to know the cast. They each noticed something a bit odd, however. Like something didn't sit right. She was sweet and kind, sure, but the level of shyness she exhibited felt less like her being shy and more like her being afraid of them. It was odd to say the least, but when the rest of the cast asked her why she was scared or told her she didn't need to be scared, she'd turn away and deny it. Not Wally, though. He never asked anything like that. Unless she spoke to him, he observed the interactions Willow had with his friends quietly, making mental notes on her behavior so he could see if something was wrong at home with her.

The day went by a bit too quickly for everyone's liking. Before anyone knew it, shooting was over and the cast started heading home. Willow gave everyone a respectful farewell before going with Wally to get dropped off. On the way, they spoke to each other.

"So?" Wally started, making Willow look at him from the seat next to him "What did we learn about the cast today?"

"Uuhhhhh…" Willow started thinking "...Well, Franky isn't nearly as grumpy as we see on TV. He's easy to tick off, but he's overall really nice. Eddie is Franky's boyfriend, which I didn't realize either of them were gay. Julie does a little flap thing when she's excited, Poppy loves humming to help her stay calm, Barnaby is definitely not acting when he plays the funny guy, Howdy is vegan…What's vegan again?"

"It means you don't eat any meat or animal products" Wally clarified

"Right. A-Anyway, Sally is a lot sweeter than on camera, almost like a cool big sister" Willow continued "...And you have a really short temper with the production crew. I noticed how they treated your friends, but…" She stopped there

It was true, she saw how badly the puppets were treated in the studio. To say it was bad would be an understatement, to say the least. She saw Howdy get pushed off the stage, only being there because he was confused about his movement and tone for his personal recording as he was the least experienced in this field with Poppy being only slightly better due to her anxiety. Wally really lost his temper and started shouting at everyone. The only reason he stopped was because Willow had run off the stage. When Wally found her again, Howdy and Sally were trying to bring her out of a massive panic attack.

“...I take it your parents shout a lot?” Wally asked gently, Willow being pulled out of the memory and back to the real world

“Y-Yeah…They do…” She said, a bit startled from being pulled back into the conversation

“How often does it happen?”

“Every day…Sometimes it lasts all day and momma sends me out of the house so I don’t have to listen” Willow explained, rubbing her arm

Wally stopped at a red light and looked over at her, his expression immediately turning to one of worry when he saw the slightly raised sleeve…and what was underneath it. There was a large, hand shaped bruise  on her wrist, barely covered up by bandages. Wally could guess where it came from, but he needed to get all the facts first.

“…Willow. Look at me, please” Wally spoke gently as the little puppet looked up at her favorite star “I only get angry like that when someone mistreats my friends, and I only do that inside the studio because the people there are racist and…honestly a bunch of idiotic jerks. Your parents fighting like that is a sign that that house may not be safe for you…”

“I already know that…” Willow said as she looked down at her lap “…But my daddy made it clear that I’ll have nowhere else to go. He said I’ll die on the streets if I run away because he won’t come looking for me…So I gotta stay where I am…” Willow looked ready to cry when she finished her explanation

Wally looked ready to snap again as the light turned green. He went off course, driving away from the house as he took a breath and gently rubbed Willow’s back to soothe her. He soon pulled into a parking lot and stopped the car, making Willow look up curiously as she wiped her teary eyes. They weren’t at her house, but rather at a large restaurant painted orange and red with gray tiles for the roof. There was a large neon sign in the shape of a circle with little circles on the inside and a triangle missing from it.

“Um…Mister Darling?” Willow spoke up “Where are we? I thought I was just going home”

“Well, I saw that you hadn’t eaten anything at the studio, so I thought you might want something to have before you go home” Wally explained, though the real reason was that he thought this could keep her out of the house, and away from her toxic father, a while longer

“Bobolli’s…Pissa?” She read the sign and tilted her head “What’s that?”

“…Have you never had pizza before?” Wally asked, a little horrified as Willow shook her head “What do your parents let you eat?”

“Daddy makes me eat cold bread and milk for breakfast. Momma tries to give me granola bars and water sometimes, but she usually gets caught” Willow explained timidly

Wally had to take a few deep breaths to calm down before he got out of the car. He went around and got Willow out before taking her inside. The interior had a very rustic feeling with dark wood floors, marble counters, orange lights, black leather seats, and dark red tiles all over the walls. Many folks, both human and puppet, worked behind the counters to make pizza, but only one came out to greet Wally. This puppet was rather large in size, a human puppet roughly three fourths of Barnaby’s height. He had red hair on his head, pale orange felt skin, and a big bushy mustache. His body was rather rotund in size and he wore a typical Italian chef’s outfit. His green eyes sparkled warmly when he went over to Wally, a smile beaming underneath that mustache.

“Well, if it isn’t Wally, my best customer!” He spoke, a boisterous and deep voice speaking with a heavy Italian accent as he shook Wally’s hand

“Hey there, Ronny!” Wally greeted the chef fondly before letting go and turning to Willow “Willow, this is Ronald Babolli. He’s the owner of this restaurant. It’s honestly the best place I know of”

“Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen this one before” Ronny said as he kneeled down to take a look at Willow, though she quickly hid behind Wally “Where did you find her, Wally?”

“She’s the daughter of the studio tailors” Wally explained calmly “I’m letting her come by the studio more often if she wants. She didn’t eat anything there, so I thought I’d treat this kid to dinner”

“Well, you brought her to the right place. Please have a seat. I’ll bring a surprise” Ronny smiled and ran behind the counter

Wally chuckled and took Willow to a nice, quiet booth in the back of the restaurant. Willow sat across from Wally as she looked around at everything warily. She had clearly never been to this area of the city before. It was kinda overwhelming for her, and Wally could clearly see that in her expression.

“So…What’s it like in the suburbs?” Wally asked, trying to relieve some of this little girl’s tension as one of the workers brought some drinks. Wally got a Diet Dr. Pepper and Willow got a Sprite

“Well…It’s usually really quiet” Willow answered “Other than my momma and daddy fighting. The people there are nice enough. Miss Fritters is my favorite. She’s this old human who lives down the street with her family. Her family is really nice, but Miss Fritters tells me stories and sometimes bakes cookies. She taught me how to make some of her recipes. Sometimes I can play with her grandkids, Billy and Bobbie, but they don’t think I’m very cool”

“Kids can be like that sometimes” Wally shrugged as he sipped on his soda “I had a friend like that. Frank was actually like that before I got him to open up”

“So he used to be as grumpy as he acts on the show?”

“Yeah. Honestly, though, if you know him for long enough, you learn quickly that he’s a sweetheart. The reason you saw it today was because he has a real soft spot for kids” Wally explained as Willow sipped her drink, a smile coming to his face when he saw her eyes light up.

“…Is this your favorite place?” Willow asked

“It’s my favorite place to eat, yes. Sometimes the cast and I come here for some good old fashioned friend time” Wally answered fondly

“…You’re really easy to talk to”

“Huh?” Wally perked up at the quiet words Willow spoke “I-I’m sorry, could you say that again?”

“Y…You’re really easy to talk to, mister darling. It’s like I’ve known you my whole life even though we met today…You’re really nice” She explained with a blush

Before Wally could answer, Ronny brought over a large pizza on a tray. It was covered with cheese and pepperoni with a big, stuffed crust that was only visible because Ronny had cut it up into some nice triangles. Willow looked really surprised as she gazed at the good smelling pie in front of her, making Wally chuckle a bit as they each got a plate.

“Looks as delicious as ever, Ronny” Wally said with a smile directed at the chef

“Yes, one of my finest pizzas” Ronny said with a smile as he turned to get back to work “Let me know if you need anything”

“Thanks, Ronny!” Wally beamed at Ronny as the chef left before grabbing a couple of slices, one for him and one for Willow “There you go, kid”

“…Y…You’re letting me have this?” She asked, immediately tensing up

“Of course. Why wouldn't I?” Wally asked before taking a bite of his pizza slice

“Well…Daddy says that if I eat three meals, I’ll be fat and useless”

“Well, daddy’s not here right now. You don’t have to eat all of the slice I gave you. Just one bite. If you decide you want more, I won’t stop you, okay?” Wally said as he gave Willow a smile

Willow was, understandably, hesitant. She’d never even seen something like this before. She was nervous. She poked at the slice a bit before picking it up. She inspected it from top to bottom, which made Wally giggle on the outside, though he could feel his heart break. How sheltered was this kid? How long had Eric and, clearly begrudgingly, Jessica, been keeping this poor little girl locked away and slaving over a sewing machine? It hurt to see such a sweet little girl look so scared over a simple food item…Willow soon took her first bite, and the way her eyes seemed to gain a new spark of life in them warmed Wally’s heart. The little puppet dove in, quickly gobbling up a slice and, after confirming that she could take more, ate more of the delicious pizza. By the time both of them were full, the entire pizza was gone.

Willow looked really sleepy, her eyes fluttering as she tried to stay awake with very little success. Wally chuckled and paid Ronny for the food before carrying her back to the car. She was completely limp as she was carried and placed into her seat. She jolted awake, at least awake to the point of being aware, when Wally’s car started. He pulled out of the parking lot and put on a classical CD that Frank let him borrow. When he stopped at a red light and Noticed Willow was half awake, he smiled and placed a gentle hand on her shoulder.

“You can go ahead and get some sleep” He said quietly, his voice soothing to the little puppet’s ears “I’ll wake you up when we get to your house, okay?”

Willow gave him a nod and closed her eyes, drifting off pretty quickly. Wally sighed and turned his eyes back to the road. She was so precious. This little girl didn’t deserve to live in such circumstances. She didn’t deserve to be treated as a slave. Not only was it illegal, but it was  just morally wrong. This kid deserved to be free to play and grow like a real sapling. It pissed Wally off that Eric was keeping her from growing. He had to do something.

 After a while, the car stopped at the right address, and it made Wally uncomfortable. The house was stable, but it was greasy and clearly falling apart. There was a cracked window in the front that allowed him to see inside. Greasy walls, flickering lights, old furniture that was falling apart, loose wooden floorboards. That house was unsafe for more than one reason, but Wally took a breath and kept his composure. He woke Willow up and carried her to the door, giving it a gentle knock. Her mother, thankfully, came to answer the door. Jessica took Willow in her arms and thanked Wally for taking care of her. He simply smiled and passed her a note before leaving, giving Willow one last wave goodbye before he drove off

Jessica put Willow to bed, happy when she explained what he did for her. When Willow was fast asleep, Jessica unfolded the note and read it, smiling as she did.

‘I need to know what her father has been keeping from her’

[fisheito]

friend fish!!! do you have any super specific headcanons for nucarni you'd want to post about? like from the serious to the silly. im talking from like how did little yakumo deal w humans and snakes hating him and then his grandparents loving him to who are the left handed mfs and who are the right handed mfs. how did kuya handle huey disappearing vs can garukaru wink. i like your brain and i like the very specific little things that come from everyone's brains and just wanted to see if you wanted to post any sillies or seriousies :3

why, friend anon, it seems like You are the one bursting with ideas... if u wish to share with the class i shan't object ohoho

MMM>....UUHHHHH boy ain't it just appropriate that once u hand me the microphone, my mind blanks hmmm........ ............(leaves ask and comes back in several hours)

OH I got one!! yakumo and chickens

s o one day, i wished to draw yakumo holding a chicken. just snekboi holding an absolute buff orpington orb of chicken, because it would be, how u say,... grotesquely adorable, yes??

but before i could, i wondered.. is that possible? do chickens like yakumo? or would they sense his snakeyness and hate him? was it ever discussed in the story?

my immediate thought was of those chickens who get hypnotised into a catatonic state when u draw a straight line in front of them. u know all those gifs of the chickens that just go [plop] with HARD FOCUS on the line? and as soon as line was erased, chicken blinked back into existence/Killer Peck mode?

i remember ppl hypothesising that it was bc the lines reminded them of snakes and the chickens were like shhhhh play ded the snakes will want nothing to do with us.

i can;t remember if they ever actually found the answer to that behaviour. i wish i knew. but i don't. so instead i imagined eiden placing a 🧍‍♂️yakumo horizontally in front of a chicken to see if the trance could be replicated

the whole thing made me think about yakumo's relation to animals, especially farm animals, bc idk if his grandparents ever farmed animals or if it was JUST produce. the story so far seems to say vegebls only but *I* want *FARM ANIMALS* and *YAKUMO* ***toGETHER*(*(***** so we continue the train of thought

yakumo has pulled Princess-Snow-White-shenanigans in the past (Idol Fest). those forest animals didn't have a problem rolling up to yakumo just to listen to him sing. i don't remember if exact animals were mentioned in the story, but i'mma assume it was lil guys like rabbits, birds, rodents, deer. i mean... snakes have been known to share habitats with these guys... so it would make sense for some of them to be scared if yakumo's energy is more snake>human.

but then KUYA??? he's a fox. yet he's got parades of adoring forest worshippers everywhere he goes, regardless of predator/prey status. so maybe the vibe of Yokai overrides whatever trophic chain dynamics are supposed to exist in this world. So instead of EEK! A SNAKE/FOX! the animals be like Yokai=cool nature powerbeing let's hang out ?

but then i wonder if the Yokai Vibe is moderated by Yokai expertise. bc kuya of course has way more experience as yokai... he's more likely to embrace his foxy traits than yakumo with his snakey traits (what is this.... a competition of self acceptance now??).. so maybe the animals all trail after kuya bc of his confidence,,, but would they do the same for yakumo who hasn't yet transcended to that Power Strut Aura?

which relates to childhood yakumo. to surrounding animals, what was his vibe? snakey? human? yokai? did it matter? he mentioned that the other snakes used to bully him .. and that people also used to chase him away... so his vibe was. what? like the king cobra who eats other snakes, and can bite people? at this point, it's not like yakumo has the self-control or self-acceptance to consciously manipulate his outward appearance. his vibe is his vibe.

so, in this unsure, untrained, scared snake-self stage of his life, he still appeared as a Threat to other snakes (and probably other animals that typically fear snakes). i imagine that if i were to introduce yakumo to farm animals at this point, they would react like they saw a potentially dangerous snake. chickens angy. cows might stomp u. goats might eat u

and yet Grandma and Grandpa , like many humans, promptly threw convention out the window and went [lol what threat?? he scared. let's give him some soup]] -> for further proof of ppl being like that, look at. any dangerous creature. cute as heck. i'll fawn over apex predators. angry bear incapable of empathy? deserves my respect. sure i'll share my room with a snake if it looks like it's crying . self-preservation? why would i care about that if i have the chance to make the snake less sad??

i mean, farm animals are domesticated so they're supposed to be pretty chill. i like to think that once yakumo spent more time on the farm with a loving family, his energy became more stable and more human. and surely with daily exposure, those farm animals would acclimate to yakumo's presence. maybe even grow to like him if he takes care of them.

THAT IS TO SAY even if the animals initially shun him or treat him like Danger... they eventually associate his energy with the good times. and yakumo would learn how to act around each specific animal so as not to upset them (just like any good zookeeper!!). As both parties build upon their experiences, the likelihood of positive interaction between yakumo and another animal goes up up 🆙☝!!!

IN THE END, ALL THIS MEANS is that, simply bc i like animals, i'm gonna pretend that yakumo's grandparents also farmed creatures (dang, an undertaking for 2 elderly ppl. i know. but this is gay fantasy isekai). ok, maybe more believably, a neighbour farmed animals and yakumo was the only young'n around to help. and because of all that, yakumo has experience dealing with animals.

according to my made-up timeline (😄) if i drew him at human age ~7, it would make sense if it was a pic of a cow chewing on his hair (being bullied by ungulates. he's crying), or chickens pecking him en masse

and if i drew him getting ALONG with those same animals, it would more likely be a yakumo at human age -- well- older than that. he's got some working experience at that point.

(slams fist on table) SO I CAN JUSTIFIABLY Draw A FLUFFY CHICKEN RESTING HAPPILY IN YAKUMO'S ARMS AND IT COULD BE IN-CHARACTER.

i crave interspecies friendships. humans do nonsensical things to befriend other critters. why can't the chickens override their snake fear for this one special boi. it is what i want to see and i will twistturn canon until i see it.

[polyamorouspunk]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Was out with mountain boy last night and 1. I learned how to say ‘i love you’ in latin (te amo) and 2. Very much questioning the whole arospec thing because of this boy. Cause for the first time in my *life* the feelings have lasted more than 2 weeks. Its been 2 months. HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN DATING MOUNTAIN BOY FOR 2 MONTHS

But yeah. And also like. As of last night its like *new feeling unlocked* like I’ve had butterflies but I’ve never had butterflies to the degree that Im *still* having butterflies over something 24 HOURS later. And like. That could also just be from being in the middle of a flare that my emotions just are not regulating correctly but like. I feel like I just unlocked emotions 2.0. So maybe I am the actual rare case of ‘you just haven’t been with the right guy yet’ which is infuriating but also I *like* these feelings

But also on the whole chronic illness front - WE FUCKING HATE IT HERE and Im downing ibuprofen like its candy (that is a joke for those that need told). So if my brain could just stop having the 404 error causing both thinking and motor skill problems atm that would be great

Uuhhhhh OH! And therapy is now once a month instead of every other week so I guess thats a plus

Those are my life updates bro how are you?? I miss chatting with you I feel like I never have time to be on here anymore

*answers like a week later* whaaaat I always have time to chat haha 😅😅

Well I’m glad you feel that way! I know personally I can only feel that way with people I’ve met irl even if it’s just meeting them once. I love that feeling though, I’m always chasing that high.

It’s been two months 😭 where has the time gone

I love my best friend to pieces but hanging out with her and her husband was soooo. For someone who’s “autistic and touch-adverse” homegirl SURE did a 180 on that. Third wheel for a week straight 😐 I support her not conforming to social norms even when it’s embarrassed me in the past but like. Boundaries. When you are with someone else. I always made sure that I was never super PDA or hung up on my ex when we were dating because I never wanted to make someone feel like a third wheel and uh. Yeah that’s why.

I just started my meds back up, I’m back on Prozac after my hiatus from taking meds. It reached the point where I’m like “okay yeah maybe my meds were doing SOMETHING even if they weren’t WORKING exactly so MAYBE I should go back on them and be a LITTLE less crazy”. I intend on starting therapy back up. I have free therapy through work, probably Better Help, but it’s probably better than nothing. I already know my data’s on the dark web from all the times my bank account has been hacked so I don’t need to worry about them selling my personal info 😅

I was planning on graduating this semester but that’s not happening :) so next semester it is.

My mom wants to come back up next summer and my best friend and I have been trying to plan matching tattoos and we talked about getting them up there where I got them last time so maybe I’ll see you then! Sick New World already sold out so I guess that plan is a bust 😅

[little-peril-stories]

Happy STS, Kate!

Lots of us have multiple projects going, or things waiting for us in the wings. What is your current passion project? (tell me as little or as much as you want!) Are you working on it now, or have other things demanded your attention at the moment?

Happy STS, Anna!

I really do seem to have become a multi-project person, which was simply not true for many years of my life. (Well, who am I kidding, for a long time I was a zero-project person. 😂)

All of my Tumblr stuff, by definition, has been a series of passion projects, with standouts obviously being TPOT and TQOL. But if we're talking right now, at this moment in time, which project is taking up most of my brainspace? uhhhh it's uhhh well you see it's uuhhhhh...that story in my notebook that I'm just writing for fun and may never actually share.

Part of the reason it has to STAY in my notebook for now is to make sure it doesn't take over everything else, because I really AM determined to get on with angsty heist wip. So I shall. 😂

Other things demanding my attention? actual work 😭. Right now is such a ridiculously busy time for teachers bleecchhhhhh. 😭😭😭

A few days ago, I'd have said that editing TPOT was the project consuming me. (Speaking of, since that other ask I answered a few hours ago, I made it to the end of Chapter 30 and made all the "new stuff" changes I wanted to make. Language still needs some more love but we're happy with what's been done so far.)

we added more Hatchett taunting wheeeeeeee

“Oh, you miserable little witch,” Hatchett says. He lifts her chin. “So faithless, so treacherous—a whole lifetime of it. You didn’t tell him about the betrothal. Did you tell him about your sweet little betrayal?”

[teddybeartoji]

hello this is me rambling about monkey man (2024)! LONG story very short it was very very good i loved it very very much. a lot of good action a lot of blood a lot of me smiling. spoilers under cut!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oke oke deep breath in and a deep one out. i will try to make this as understandable as possible but i feel like i'm genuinely tweaking a little bit rn. from the film and also from the new meds so yk bear with me also wait this is incredibly incredibly biased bc i love fighting and i love action hehe

anyway. this was dev patel's directorial debut and uuhhhhh. well. he fucking did it. i. there's nothing bad to say. it's very obvious that he loves films; loves being in them, loves watching them, loves learning them, loves making them. it's clear that he did his homework for this. he mentioned in an interview how he's been an action lover ever since he was a kid but he was just never offered the right role. he talks about how he got scripts for just being the side-kick, the tech guy yk some random guy who just gets A Moment. but he knew he had way more to offer and fuck yeah he did.

so idk who happens to be reading this fuck ass review but if you by any chance don't know who dev patel is by name, maybe you've heard of slumdog millionaire (2008) or lion (2016) or the green knight (2021). point is that he's really fucking good and he deserves more recognition. blabla i'm not actually doing a review i will be going insane now.

i LOVE when mc's fucking suck ass. i love when they get beat. i love when they're weak it's just sooooo fucking boring when they're immediately some untouchable god. it feels good to watch them learn how to control their need to just go apeshit bc that simply... won't fucking work lmao. i love when the mc's are nervous, are just so determined to go through with their plan even though they're obviously in over their head. it's delicious and it's my favourite trope. honorary mention to indiana jones my favourite fucking nerd loser who gets into fights and then groans and moans and sweats and man he just wants to ramble about his little artefacts.

i loved the first big fight!!!!!!!!!!! it's between the mc with the shaky hands and the police chief who very obviously knows how to fight. (the mc kind of does too he does boxing matches for money but he's kinda bad yk). it's super bloody and it gets soooooo fucking messy. a random person happens to be there too and now the mc has to deal with two people and well shit. he's just now fucking doing well. he's getting beat, he's getting stabbed, he's being choked, his gun is fuck knows where and yeah everything is just bad.

though in my head i kept thinking about how i wish i could see the fighting a bit more. the scenes were short, cut after cut after cut, the camera moved around and it was placed at weird angles (IT'S WASN'T ACTUALLY BAD THOUGH THIS IS JUST ME BEING REALLY PICKY RN) but i wasn't too upset bc messy fights are also very fun, not every fight can be a dance and that's completely fine. so it was very fast paced, a lot was happening but it did all suit the situation - adrenaline filled mc fights his big ass nemesis in a public place - ofc it's gonna be messy.

also when he tries to finally escape the situation he decides to jump through a window to get into the main room - the glass doesn't break and he just falls down to the floor. 5+ i love that shit so much.

and thennnnnnn. just when i was again thinking about how every fight can't be beautiful blabla it's only natural etc etc - he enters his little training arc. btw i thought the training arc was made very well (overall the film had a lot of the so called Cliches but i thought they all worked perfectly and i had no complaints abt them).

anyway... the thing he learns is Rhythm. i almost made some sort of a noise when i realized this okay i got very giddy. he starts learning about how fighting isn't just throwing punches like he has been doing but it's about flow and rhythm and focus - a dance. while he's practicing his punches, a guy at the temple starts setting him a pattern with his drums and through that he learns how to make his movements smoother, sharper, how to lose the unnecessary steps, how to stay more clear headed, so he wouldn't just go in thrashing but with an actual goal in mind. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck i loved that soooooooooooooo much

and it made a change. during the next fights, the camera stood still more, the shots were wider, you could actually see what he's doing. it's was messy only in a sense of that blood was being splattered everywhere but the fighting itself did turn into a kind of a dance. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUU IT WAS SO COOL OKAY I'M GEEKING RN I'M TRYING SO HARD TO STAY FOCUSED HERE

YOU KNOW A PERSON IS AN ACTION FAN WHEN THEY KNOW HOW TO GET CREATIVE WITH IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. deep breaths deep breaths. it's not only about guns and knives (although i do love my guns and knives) - it's about pots, pans, toilet seats, trays, walls, furniture, the ground itself. everything can be used in a fight and i fucking love it. another honorary mention just bc i want to and this one goes out to atomic blonde (2017) where the female mc has to fight multiple men and she too uses just about everything that's around her - the fridge, a hose, a pan, a glass table; later in another fight she uses a corkscrew, she uses a ministove etc etc. it just makes the fight sooo much more interesting and you can play around with it sooooooooooo much you can literally do anything. i'm soooo normal right nowwwwwwwwwww my hands are shaking.

speaking of cool moves i'd like to point some out from this one too. the mc is fighting in an elevator against two guys, it's a knife fight (btw i am very obviously veeeery geeked abt this too bc i love when the fighting is happening in a small closed space wahh it's so cool). he kills one of the guys and then he's pressing his knife at the other guy's neck right. he doesn't have much power bc the guy is pushing against his knife hand and he's using his other hand to hold the guy against the wall. he manages to press the knife in a little bit and then... he leans closer... and bites the handle... and pushes it inside the guy's throat with his mouth. his teeth? you get my point. IT WAS FUCKING SICK AS FUCK THE BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE AND HE LOOKED INSANE AND I THINK I MIGHT'VE ACTUALLY GASPED OUT LOUD AT THIS I WON'T EVEN LIE

have to also mention the Axe Fight. very fucking cool i'm sorry i don't have any other words in my vocabulary rn but it really was cool. an axe is such an interesting weapon to go against bc it has the range and it has the weight. it's very hard to stop right? like you can't just fucking parry that shit lmao + the shape of the blade is a little too fucked for that. but it does have it's downsides - since it's heavy it can get stuck very easily - it gets stuck in the walls and in the floor, giving the mc a moment to counter back. it has the range but lacks in speed - for you to really do any damage you have to take the second to give it momentum which also gives your opponent time to strike. bonk now i'm just yapping about axes apparently are you still here i love you

OH WAIT BEFORE I FORGET I HAVE TO SAY THAT THE MUSIC THEY PICKED FOR THIS FUCKING FILM FUCKED SO HARD. SO DAMN HARD. I WAS BONERED UP JUST FROM THAT WHEWWW.

another cool little thing was that they mentioned john wick hihihii. that was fun i like the little show of appreciation for other films in films. i think it's very cute. like omfgg yeahhh i fucking loved your film i need to mention it in my own one!!!! yeahhhhh!!!!! very lovely

oke i have one more cool move to offer and it is theeeee knife through the hand move!!!!! everybody cheers!!!! the mc already has a knife in his stomach and the super evil bad guy is going to stab him with another one but the mc takes the hit with his hand and it's wwwooooowwwwwwwwww sooo sexyy!! so cool!!! and he then ofc manages to turn it around and stab the super evil bad guy with his own knife!!!!! everybody cheers even more!!!!! shaky hands and all but he still does it!!!!! and he looked very good while doing it. yum

since i'm already just Mentioning shit i am also going to mention the fact that they made the police chief like a sexy evil man. wheww. yeah. he's like awwwwwful and very very bad but man.. why he kinda hot. this is just about appearance i think we should make more hot bad guys.

scar mention. bad guy had a cool scar.

woman mention. very beautiful lady gets covered in blood while in a beautiful beautiful dress. a+ would watch again

okay i think this is it for now thank you for reading. go watch the film. or don't. a lot of action and blood and it might not be for you but it most definitely was for meeeeee hihihihih love you mwah

[tot-musica]

Request for @dancingcat365

Trafalgar Law x Shy Fem!Reader (NSFW)

Words: Uuhhhhh I think like 1700?

MINORS DO NOT READ OR INTERACT

Content warnings: Breeding Kink, Overstimulation

Ao3 link Incase something happens to this post:

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Implicit trust was something difficult to give over in this world.

"Are you alright?"

You nodded vehemently.

"You haven't breathed in a full minute."

Gasp. "Oh you're right." You couldn't tell by the pounding in your ears or the adrenaline spiking your blood with a potent "terror", but it was not fear. A thousand what-ifs, questions, hopes and desires all leading to this moment And yet you were not sure whether to stay, flee - pass out? Are thoughts real?

Even more irritating was the fact that he looked perfectly calm about the situation. It could've even been mistaken for annoyance, if you didn't know him and his resting bitch face better.

You'd both stripped down to regular clothes, sitting on the edge of his bed - your legs crossed awkwardly. His hand brushed over your nape, "There's no rush. Breathe. I'm your doctor, remember?"

You stifled a laugh, breathing deeply, letting it out slowly. He took your hand from where it wrung around with the other in your lap. Though despite the lack of tense muscles, you could feel his pulse was thrumming just as hard as yours. That put you a bit more at ease.

"We can just lay here until you feel comfortable." Gently, he shifted you both to lay on your side, pulling your back flush with his chest.

Fingers rubbed against the back of your hand, trailing up each tendon and knuckle, like he was memorizing it - or more likely naming all the parts and how to surgically remove them in his head. The thought of that nearly made you snort.

Bold enough, you turned over, taking a deep breath as you met his eyes. That ever penetrating gaze was much more relaxed, a bit easier to look into.

"Here." He took your hands and placed them on his chest. Warm and beating. With mounting courage you let them disperse out, hand pressed flat against his heart. Then, thumbs followed the sweep of the inked swirls and curves of the tattoo.

"They're pretty… they've always been pretty." You mumbled, and you swear he almost chuckled. Silently he slipped a hand up the back of your shirt, tickling your spine and going to unhook your undergarments - or he tried.

"Damn hell contraptions."

You snorted, flushing an even more impossible shade of red. "Hold on." You removed the thing and your top, before realizing you were on full display. You struggled just to not cover your torso with your arms, looking at anything but Law.

"Perfect." His hands explored everywhere - again with the eyes of a surgeon, like he could map every spot, every millimeter, every cell in his mind and pick it apart. This time it did make you laugh, relaxing you a bit.

"What? Ticklish?"

"You're looking at me like a science project."

"Mmm… I wouldn't call it that but…" He scooped you closer and whispered into the soft skin in front of your ear, "Perhaps I am."

You left gentle indentations on his pecs, feeling them over, and he followed suit. You sighed contently into his neck as he gently massaged your chest. "Does that feel nice?"

"Mm-hmm." You nod.

It was much less awkward than before, those slow ministrations pulled you from your shell little by little. But you could tell his patience grew thinner with every nip he left on your body, slowly shifting himself over you.

"Y-you can do what you want now…."

And perhaps you'd made a mistake saying that, because moments later the devil was staring down upon you gleefully.

"Too many choices you've given me, Y/n." He gripped your hips suddenly and ground his hard-on against you, the friction of rough denim against one another bringing that small glow from before to a blaze as you tried to rut back.

"Ugh, fuck that's good-" Heat creeped to your face. You hadn't expected him to be so vocal. No complaints - every word he spoke is a treasure to withhold. You hid your face in his shoulder, squeaking out whenever the friction became particularly pleasurable.

A growl signified he'd had enough, backing off monetarily, and with a swift motion he dragged down both his pants and boxers, unabashed. He gave you a brief look before you nodded, and he removed your clothes as well.

You almost immediately crossed your legs, and he snickered, "You can't hide with the slick on your thighs." You choked and he coaxed your legs open. He stole a leg over his shoulder, rubbing his hands down your inner thigh. Even if you tried, you couldn't hide now. He bit the soft skin there, not too harsh, but enough to roll between his teeth. He did this all the way up, licking, kissing and biting a path to your inner ankle. He then repeated the process on your other leg, and any embarrassment faded into annoyance.

He was both toying with you, but waiting, and if his dick was any indication, it was killing him too.

Your vulva began to throb almost painfully from the blood rush.

"Just… come on…"

"What did you say?"

"Just do it…"

"Just do what?"

You mumble into your shoulder.

"Hmm?"

"I said just fuck me!"

There was no preamble. He immediately jammed his thumb against your clit, making you shout. His finger gathered a bit of your slick and gave a few pushes of warning before he penetrated inside you, a strange feeling before he found that spot that made you arch off the bed, but his other hand kept your hips stuck to the bed as he worked you over with little regard for speed or sensitivity, sending rattles through your body, legs trying to clench close, loud whines of desperation - both to escape the onslaught, and begging for more, your nerves could simply not decide.

"You should've been more specific if you wanted something else."

"L-law -"

"Be a good girl and come for me." It was much too soon, but he demanded everything with his eyes and his hands. And suddenly you were breathing quickly as your body tensed up and broke apart in choked silence. You mouthed his name over and over in silent sobs. You were going to go insane, one strong arm keeping you from squirming away, thumb dancing over your exposed clit, even as you sobbed. Too much, but oh so good, refusing to let your orgasm end, spilling into one after the other.

With your pleading whine, he finally, finally let you up for air, only to strangle you again when he licked his fingers clean.

"I think you're ready. Are you?" It took a good few seconds to process words into coherent thoughts, and respond.

"Yeah." You said hoarsely.

"Good." He held the head of his cock against your entrance, before breaching the tight ring into velvety heat, slowly, letting you adjust to the much bigger intrusion. He rubbed your clit to relax you as he sank to the hilt, looking as if he was about to fall apart, "Fuck - Y/n, I'm not going to last long, you're driving me crazy."

You coaxed him to lean over in a kiss, this time being the one to calm him down. He was clearly desperate for it now, licking into your mouth with fervor, which was a bit of an ego boost. "Y/n-ya…" he rested his forehead against yours as he began to move. The room filled with sighs and moans, legs curling behind his back. He was honestly louder than you, even while attempting to hold back his words.

"Law, let me hear you."

He laughed, haughty, "I might scare you off."

"If dismembering and rebuilding people like human puzzles didn't scare me off, I don't think anything can."

"Fuck-" He snarled, "I want - want to fill you up, br-breed you full and good, l-like a bitch."

'He's just as shy as me,' you thought. You moaned your loud approval, and whined into his ear, "Be a good boy and do that."

Something short-circuited in his mind, you could see it in his eyes, nails digging half moons into your skin. With an almost frustrated grunt, he angled himself deeper, ramming against your cervix, "That's it - just like that-" he panted deliriously, "I'm going to fill your belly, make you so full."

You moaned loudly as the angle pushed against your g-spot, bringing tears to your eyes.

A shiver started in his abdomen and spread throughout his body, to the tips of his extremities, mouth giving in to the few barely coherent thoughts his brain attempted to form. "Fuck - hold still for me, take it all. Take it all for me, please baby."

A harsh growl startled you as he snapped to a stop, eyes rolling into the back of his head as warm seed filled you. He held onto your hips like his life depended on it, even as he began to soften.

"I'm not done with you yet."

He ground the palm of his hand into your mound, trapping your clit between it and your pubic bone, with just a slight amount of stimulation from his calloused skin sneaking between your folds. You cried out - impossible for you to take, another orgasm burned with painful bliss, squeezing him deliciously for everything he had.

Once he had his breathing under control, he turned you both to the side, still deep inside you, burning in the afterglow. You could barely even lift your arm, but you brushed some sweaty hairs from his forehead to make sure he was actually still alive, receiving a quiet chuckle.

Some time later, though you were sure that he was brain dead, he managed to get up and clean you both with a warm cloth, particularly reverent with you, but you didn't really have the strength to even feel shy about it. It's probably the strangest rush of wind when he rooms away the sheets in exchange for others like it was just that way before. Groggily you murmured, "You can still use your powers?"

"What, are you insinuating I'm out of shape?"

"Of course not, I just thought you came your brains out," you chuckled.

He smiles, returning with a glass of water and an ice pack. "That sounds more like the Y/n I know."

[the-fiction-witch]

Graffiti P2

Media Death of A Superhero

Character Donald

Couple Donald X Reader

Rating Smut

Concept Graffiti Walls

Smut 'princess' / sexy / Bj

As soon as darkness fell and I knew my parents were dead to the world, I snuck out of bed, slipping my shoes and hoodie on, grabbing my bag from the back of my wardrobe. I pushed the window open climbing out onto the ledge and making sure to leave it open a crack so I could get back in. I fixed my bag over my shoulder and scampered into the night, I didn't take me long knowing all the secret passages and cuts until I reached my canvas and I noticed I wasn't alone.

There she stood bag on the floor, in her skintight leather jeans with laces up the sides, her little boots, a Moto jacket with a few colorful badges, her usual vampire mask covering her face and her bright neon blue hair in a tight braid to keep it out her face, she saw me and smirked as she shook her can 

"Humm great minds think alike comic boy" she smirked 

"Indeed they do princess" I smirked "it's fine I'll find somewhere else such a canvas deserves your work" 

"We can share it's fine, I'm sure we could do a Collab"

"Yeah?"

"Absolutely" 

“Yeah that sounds amazing princess” I smirked 

So we worked together making some amazing art on this huge new building but we had to wait for a little while for the first layer of things to dry. 

“You wanna grab some take out while we wait?” I suggested

“I would, but I don’t carry anything when I go out”

“Smart girl, I have cash don’t worry about it”

“Alright comic boy, lets go” she smirked starting to parkour away, I smirked and followed her using various skills to keep up with her until we reached one of the few places still open, they only had breakfast on this early so I got us a bunch of hashbrowns and we sat ourselves on the wall watching our paint dry, “why do you do this?”

“Ohh… well I like leaving my mark. Kinda felt rather invisible for a while, so this was my out put. Now… I just really like doing it. And getting to see you”

“You’re sweet comic boy”

“What about you?”

“Chaos.” she smirked “Making a statement. I get the whole invisible thing, I just wanted chaos make a few old ladies grab their pearls”

“You’re art definitely does that. Why don’t you put this stuff on cavus’ sell them? You could be a millionaire”

“Not in it for cash. Moree for chaos” she smiled

“Fair enough” I laughed as we finished up our food and eventually we finished up the art between us “Fuck.. that looks amazing”

“It looks awesome” she smirked “We should collab more often” she smiled offering her can to me I smiled taking it and doing my down signature and I handed her my own color and she did her own signature with mine, 

“We should, I’d love to collab with you more. Maybe I could if… I got your number?”

“Sorry comic boy, can’t have any connections between princess and… daytime me. We’d both be in big trouble”

“You’re right, sorry” I nodded 

“It’s okay. Besides I need to pay you back for that stuff anyway”

“It’s okay you don’t need to-”

“I want to” she smirked, grabbing my hand and tugging us around the corner into the alley. I was about to ask her what was going on, but she moved to her knees and pulled down her mask, completely smiling at me as she undid my jeans. “That good payback?”

“Uhhh yeah, yeah that’s good.” I nodded excitedly and she smirked tugging my jeans and boxers down I couldn’t help getting hard for her and she stroked over me softly before taking me in her mouth “Ughh holy fuck princess!” I groaned holding her hair softly as she deep throated me often moving back and forth using her tongue so detailedly “Uuhhhhh! Harder please princess!” I begged her biting my lip hard knowing I was so insanely close and she did as I asked I had to cover my mouth trying to keep quiet until I hit my orgasm bucking my hips into her mouth she smiled and swallowed everything pulling her mouth away wiping it and using her water bottle from her bag to clean her mouth out “Fuck-” I gasped kinda in my own world having cum so fast 

“We clear?”

“Yeah we’re good.” I nodded doing my jeans up 

“See you around comic boy” she smiled giving my cheek a kiss before she grabbed her back and disappeared into the night 

“...fuck-” I gasped once my head cleared I grabbed my stuff and headed home sneaking back in my window and laying in bed exhausted. 

[artdecosupernova-writing]

OC Kiss Week Day 4: Charm

WIP: Darkspace Portent series Pairing: UUHHHHH Timeline: I like to think this would've happened any time during or after Eternal or Aurora but woefully (uh oh I like this pairing too much SCREAM) this is AU material lmao yeah idk wtf is happening here CW:  Rating: T Words: 877

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Guetry, halfway down the main corridor of a derelict ship, caught sight of a very familiar, very solid and stern figure marching around the corner and in his direction. Guetry swore, a sharp hiss jumping from between clenched teeth as he attempted to duck into an alcove only halfway alighted with control panels.

As predicted, too little too late. The figure barreled around the corner, gripping him around the throat with one hand and slamming him into the bulkhead hard enough to make a point but not enough to do any real damage.

"You have got to be the densest human I have ever had the misfortune of meeting," the obhelian growled, right in Guetry's face, close enough that his impossible heat permeated his muscles and slight amount of which Guetry was taller meant nothing.

"That can't possibly be true," Guetry gasped.

"Five years I have searched for that allegiant syndicate." Thrive leaned closer, almost nose-to-nose with Guetry. "Five years I've scoured the Milky Way for their leader, and it's all undone by the brainless actions of a showboating braggart."

Guetry grinned, though he still had trouble focusing beyond the tingling in his skull and the dots beginning to blink in and out of his vision. "That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me."

Thrive wasn't taking the bait. He released Guetry's throat but immediately pinned him to the bulkhead with an arm across his shoulders instead. The rage that flashed behind his eyes only rivaled the venom in his voice by fractions of a degree. "If I have to spend another five years catching up with them, I will do nothing short of separating your vertebrae one by one with my teeth."

Hesitating, Guetry's smile dropped from his face. "It's not like I did it on purpose, gorgeous."

Thrive watched him for a hair too long in silence. His jaw tensed, and his nostrils flared. "I tire of you."

"Do you?"

"I suggest you pick up the pieces of this ship," Thrive murmured, "and you get as far away as you physically can. I will be gracious enough to give you a head start."

Once released for real, Guetry's gaze darted to Thrive's mouth. He dragged it back to his eyes with no real haste. Thrive appeared to notice this, but he turned and strode away before Guetry could say anything else.

—

"You can't be that mad at me if you're stalking me all the time."

The human delegate's office was supposed to be empty, as Guetry expected it to be, but somehow finding Thrive pacing the space was as unexpected as it would've been had he sent him a message announcing his whereabouts hours prior.

Thrive turned from the window overlooking a park in the Centrum, brows pinched and hands clasped tightly behind his back. "I needed assistance. Seeing as how my main mission went sideways several days ago and all."

Guetry chuckled and jogged down the shallow steps to try his luck at getting closer. "Look, doll...if I knew you were trying to weed out that syndicate, I never would've wasted the damn ship. I have jobs to do too, y'know, which is kinda why I'm here."

To his surprise, Thrive moved closer as well. "These names you insist on calling me are pathetic efforts to distract me from what's really going on here."

A chill shot down Guetry's spine and he wildly delighted in the fact that they both came to halt merely inches away from one another. "Ooh, it's a big conspiracy, now, is it? The entire galaxy is working tirelessly to make sure the obhelian has a bad day."

A challenging shine passed over Thrive's eyes. "You seem to be under the impression that your charm is substantial enough to get you out of dire predicaments. You're sorely mistaken."

Guetry glanced at his mouth once again. "I dunno, man...it's gotten me this far, hasn't it?"

Thrive arched an eyebrow in the ensuing deep, weighted silence, and Guetry's heart pounded at a thousand miles an hour. The charge between them could likely be felt in the ships orbiting the space station awaiting docking instructions, and Thrive did absolutely nothing to quell it. He remained in Guetry's space, posture rigid, expression expectant.

Without thinking much more about it, Guetry took Thrive's head in his hands and pressed their lips together. Neither of them exuded passion or any type of emotion other than the high that they both got from doing something so utterly pointless and stupid in the human delegate's office.

But Guetry felt the spark in the pit of his core. He knew it was right, and he couldn't pinpoint how, but he laughed into the kiss and only proceeded to take it further when Thrive reached up to angle his face properly.

Guetry pulled away after several seconds. "Mm," he purred, swiping a thumb over his own bottom lip and clutching the back of Thrive's neck. "Didn't think you'd go for that, old man."

"Keep the names to a minimum," Thrive muttered. "...It may not be the last time."

When the delegate walked in, Guetry stepped back, and though it was the last time he saw Thrive for a long time, it certainly was among the most memorable.

[transhawks]

So. Just wondering, was my ask about a potential nickname for Jin by Hawks munched by tumblr, or is it just one of the asks you didn't feel like answering? Totally fine btw! Still got Jinkei thoughts to share, and this is uuhhhhh...............not as Jinkei, but it's got me making an "omfg" and 😐 expression at the thought, and I may be the biggest clown for this, but what's the likelihood of Hawks burying Jin? He just confessed to cleaning up the crime scene (ok you mean to tell me the first thing he did waking up from the hospital was run to Jin???) the body must've still been there otherwise he'd be sounding the alarm to the heroes over it. "Aw hell no, insert any villain ever got here before I did and now Toga must have his blood!" Instead it's "...DABI YOU ASS-" Really thought he swiped everything clean so it was all gucci, except Dabi took his opportunity before Machia came soon as Hawks was gone. Which begs the question: was Hawks asking Dabi for his identity and asking all those questions actually a way to distract him from the body? He only started doing that after Dabi talked about how how useful Twice would've been for his dream. He must've panicked then, and wouldn't want Dabi realizing he could just ask Toga to "go wild" with Twice's quirk instead.

I can't find it!!!! I'm really behind on asks because of the big RP tourney on my game server this weekend, so sorry. Please resend it!!! Yeah, I have some...... thoughts....

Honestly, this is sounding like Keigo fucking crawled out of the hospital to go deal with Jin's body. Which....

this man is so fucking crazy

god this man is GAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...why IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FANFICS CANON AGAIN

I DIDNT MEAN TO HAVE KEIGO BURY JIN FUCKING HELL

GOD IT REALLLY SOUNDS LIKE HE DISPOSED OF THE FUCKING CORPSE HERE WHAT THE FUCK KEIGO

IM JUST STUNNED.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THIS

WHY ARE WE CURSED WITH THIS HOMOCIDAL HOMOSEXUAL CHICKEN???????

im gonna reanalyze this for hours but holy fucking shit thank you for pointing this out. Mind blown. What the fuck.

[breamo]

breamo, what is your professional and legally binding opinion on the latest cryptocurrency trend, eggs? anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

Uhhh ummm uuhhhhh

.....!!!!!

Ah yes, eggs, I know about those

I'm an investor, you see, I invest in things (eggs)

And uhhm yeah I buy them and stuff

Did you know that if you get your pc hot enough you can fry the eggs? Digitally? They're the future of cryptocurrency you see,, the bright star on our horizon

I'm predicting they'll go up in value astronomically as the rate of nft chickens declines. This is because, although we do not know what came first, we do know that chickens die after they lay their spawn (this is why vegans are so upset about free-range eggs) and thus more eggs to eat means less chickens alive and,

bingo bango boingo,

My stocks are through the roof!

You see, judge, I am an eggvestor (investor in egg stock) and I am doing nothing wrong!

Messing the planet up, you say? Never even heard of it! Earth?? What a bloody ridiculous concept.

Leave me and my egg profits alone,, stupid government system

Nobody even likes not being warm anyway, I'm doing them a favour !!!!!

What an ungrateful bunch of kids

Just invest in eggs, okay?