#v talks

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Ace really is the Most Normal of the twst cast

I had this conversation with a friend a couple nights ago. Besides the fact that he doesn't have his UM yet, he is. the Baseline for normality in Twisted Wonderland (this is all lighthearted lmao) Here's why:

reformed criminal (by 16)

came from abusive household

Tooth Enthusiast

'haha I'm fine' <- not fine (clinically)

Prince. thats not normal.

Pickpocket

he's 16 how the FUCK does he have that build. also strong moral compass for his age

the fucken mafia

Prince/Sultan

You get a pass. But also an overblotter so no he doesn't

a celebrity

Rook

Apple Enthusiast (he could honestly get a pass for Normal)

Fire hair

Fire hair and a robotic child that developed a heart?

Prince. Dragon. Yeah

Would drink your blood as a prank

Narcolepsy and Autistic

dear god shut up

then we have

Man who has more bling than brains and runs a goddamn school

Sad old man (you get a normal pass, but statistically he's in the 'not normal' side bc he didn't remarry after losing his wife)

Teacher who still goes to class with a fucking crop in his hand

Ego

Literally works with shadows

They tried to make a case for Trey being normal but like. between Ace and Trey if you pointed at Ace and went '16 year old with a mischievous streak' vs pointing at Trey and going '18 year old that checks his underclassmen's teeth after they've brushed' One is Less Normal Than The Other

ACE IS THE BASELINE FOR NORMAL The ONLY other person that gets a chance at 'the normal pass' is Najma, but seeing as her family serves royalty I wouldn't call her normal either.

[big-idiot-wolf-boys]

The way I've already seen uncountable "Netflix is hiring!" Ads. They're really just gonna hire scabs and pretend the WGA strike isn't happening....

[belovedhomo]

dawg look at my lawyer i’m going to jail

[abbadoabbadon]

Autism and/or BPD doesn't cause systems.

BPD splitting and DID/OSDD splitting are not the same.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[lvsifer]

whoever the anonymous person is who wrote Inverse Achievements I OWE YOU MY LIFE. the way this person writes FeydPaul is exactly what I needed to read, ilu anonymous author (and I am suffering not being able to binge read thru all your other stories).

literally me reading this fic:

[insecuregodcomplex]

actually Tommy is going to change career paths and take care of the home and help out with Chris while Buck and Eddie are on shifts then they all live together happily ever after

[symphonicmetal101]

If you squeeze/pat a little D it:

Pride- huffs

Greed- purrs

Envy- makes the waluigi sound

Wrath- growls, then wont let you stop

Lust- squeaks/squeals

Gluttony - hums in acknowledgment

Sloth- big sigh and relax

[veronicaphoenix]

I’m on my way back to the hotel from my 6th BMTH show. We sang, we screamed, we danced, and we cried. There’s a few things I want to say. This band is incredible and freaking dedicated, and the crowd was AMAZING. I was so happy to see everybody enjoying the show instead of standing there phone in hand 🥰

Moving onto story time: 14 years ago I was talking to a boy online about how cool it would be to see BMTH in concert together. We were both quite fucked up at the time and we lived more than 5.000 miles apart (on the other side of the world, basically). Today we saw BMTH together for the 4th time and we’re married.

Also, saw Bad Omens for the first time and went feral when Noah came out for Antivist. 😎 (Working on that one shot to get it finished asap, people!)

Lastly, I wasn’t expecting the emotional set of videos before Doomed, much less the clips with Chester. That broke me. I was crying throughout the entire song.

So anyway, cheers to the bands that save our lives over and over and over.

[acekindaneat]

i'm seeing a lot of empty blogs following me recently and i just want to say:

PLEASE JUST POST LIKE A QUICK LITTLE "NOT A BOT IM HUMAN DONT BLOCK ME" AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THE DEFAULT SO YOU DON'T GET BLOCKED AND REPORTED.

I don't want to accidentally block and report someone's blog that isn't a porn bot. okay thanks for listening to my psa

[big-idiot-wolf-boys]

Look im not on board with a twilight reboot, but if they have to do it, they better put hozier on the soundtrack or whats even the point

[belovedhomo]

they look like panic! at the disco

[abbadoabbadon]

You're trying to control her, aren't you?!

[cptsdraw]

Hello! In case anyone ever comes here wondering what happened to me, why I stopped uploading, etc, I just wanted to say that I'm an artist and a disability lawyer now. I'm in so many different types of love. I bought a house. There is life even with trauma. I am so glad I didn't quit. I may start posting again if I feel like I need to, but right now I am content. I love you.

[aprettyweirgirl]

Labelling her as “Lin’s wife” is probably a step up with how people treat Kyazumi and just make her “Kya’s ex” which surprisingly happens a lot. Poor lady isn’t winning. She’s already the last one added from the group, I feel somewhat bad for her from a writing perspective.

You’re doing an amazing job, believe me. You write her with such care and determination that I feel you put a lot of thought into her, her son and her daughter. Their dynamic feels geniune and cared for with understandable disagreements. I want to bring how she names them and Azula would’ve reacted, but I feel like that would be out of place.

Azula’s bond with Izumi and Lin is sweet. I jokingly feel like she would’ve adopted Lin with Ty Lee if Izumi hadn’t confessed her feelings.

Lin: Hey…Where’s Azula?

Ty Lee: Oh! She went back home to burn the adoption papers we had just in case for you if Toph crossed the line.

Lin: Wait what?!

Ty Lee: Now that you’re a part of the family, it feels unnecessary now. Welcome to the family, Lin!

Lin: *Blushing.*

Izumi: Aunt Azula truly cares for you.

Sorry if the last part seems unnecessary. I thought it’d be funny. You can ignore it if you like.

i do understand why she gets treated mostly as an unimportant character that's only there for the plot but isn't actively there, because that is kind of what she is. she only had a few seconds of screen time and no information about her, but that also means endless potential and possibilities

when it comes to Azula's reaction to Izumi naming the kids after her grandparents (unoriginal, i know), i never gave it much thought because it always made sense that Azula came to not care for her uncle and mother. i like to think she'd choose not to forgive them or rebuild a relationship with them, so when she found out, she was like, "oh. ok," because she understood they were important for Izumi and that it was a separate thing. at the end, they turned out to be so different from them that it didn't matter

AND YES THEY WOULD'VE DEFINITELY ADOPTED LIN

[insecuregodcomplex]

thinking about how i don’t have an otp label for solangelo and did a quick run through of what i associate with them and came to the concept of “sol-mates” and started crying lmfao

[symphonicmetal101]

Winter Wonderland

 Taking the OM Characters on dates in winter

(Specifically the mild Canadian winter we’ve had up here thus far lmao)

Lucifer - Dogs still need walking right? It can take quite a bit to pry Lucifer from his work but if you offered to take Cerberus out, he would gladly give up his pen and paper for a while to spend time with you and watch his beloved pet enjoy the snow like a puppy again. The first major snowfall of the year can be one of the best times to get Lucifer alone and see his walls come down so he can be his best goofy ass self around you. Walking trails of freshly fallen snow quickly get patted down as Cerberus gallops down them with all the grace of a tornado, sometimes leaving you and Lucifer with faces full of snow. He’ll keep that in mind next time, and keep his wings out so he can block the brunt of the snow that flies up from Cerberus’ frolicking. 

Mammon - HAHAHAAA MAKE HIM PLAY CRACK THE WHIP! I've only played it once but it was a blast. A rope is tied to a vehicle (in my case a golf cart) and knots are tied to create grips. Yjust sit in your sled and hold on to the rop for dear life as the vehicle moves. The farther back you are, the bigger the turn is. If you let go you loose fjdjxjdj but its so much fun. He might gripe about his arms hurting after but nothing a warm shower and snuggles cant fix.

Levi - This man....god, good luck getting him out of his room. BUT there is a cute date to be had yet. You guys can go out to one of the fabric stores, that way y’all can touch all the fabrics to figure out what textures you like the best- so that when you guys get home you can make scarves to keep each other warm. When Levi needs it during the colder months - in or out of his room- he’s almost always wearing the scarf you made for him. If it’s too warm to actually wear it, it becomes a comfort item of his, so he has it on him at all times anyways. But he can’t deny the fact that knowing you’re walking around with something functional, pretty, and made with love from him feels amazing- you’re his and he’s yours, in and out of sight of each other. 

Satan - I love this nerdy little guy, I love him I really do, if the side characters didnt exist, this is my main bitch right here lmao.  I’m a sucker for a cold snowy day being an excuse to cuddle up together, watch snow fall and drink hot chocolate, but I’m gonna try just...just a notch to the left of that lmao...maybe just a bit more and because I feel like I need more chaotic Satan in my life, we’re getting more chaotic Satan. The great thing about starting fires in winter is that the snow is your extinguisher- so long as you don’t use too much gasoline/oil to start it lmao. With that in mind, Satan will take you to buy all compressed gas/air products like hairspray and show you how to make a flamethrower out of them. and explain the science behind it while beaming like the sweetest guy in the world. But if that’s a little too intense, he’s happy to make a campfire and let you throw different products in to change the colour of the flames, and again, he will explain the science behind it all. 

Asmodeus - He’s right up there with Satan lskjdhfkjdhskj I love him. Though he has the capability of being just as if not more chaotic than Satan, all I’m getting right now is making a hot chocolate bar for just the two of you in his room- reason being he already had to enchant his room to keep scents from escaping due to a Lip Gloss Shortage Via Being Eaten committed by a certain little brother. So his room is a safe zone for food and drink, and its the only drink he’ll allow in order to keep his room as clean and nice smelling as possible. But he loves going to shop for the different syrups, the whip cream, the sprinkles, the different chocolates, the different milks, even a mini fridge and the aesthetic containers to put everything into. You guys frequently sit in towels and face masks, just sipping at your own and each others hot chocolate....though if you get a little whipped cream on your lip, he’ll be taking care of that for you too ;)

Beelzebub - God I want to go downhill skiing with this guy....and I’m sorry but this is because of my experience...I think Beel would be great at it, truly, and I believe he would be GREAT at teaching others, going ahead and skiiing backwards, holding your hands  if you need it. Otherwise he’s happy to be racing down along side you. However, because of the most terrifying experience I had while I learned how to ski, he gets distracted looking at you, but the flimsy warning “fence” at the bottom of the hill is just that- a warning, not something solid to crash into. He ends up going right under, skis flying out from underneath him and dangling over the edge of a cliff, barely hanging on before trying to wiggle back up into safety. He plays it off fairly quickly, but makes sure he’s always at the bottom before you are so you never have to experience that. Then its the lift, and hot chocolate at the lodge.

Belphie - Making gingerbread houses....if it weren’t so much effort. He opts for rice krispy treats, the vanilla scent and flexibility he gets out of them are much more preferable for him. Also they are easier to mass produce so that his twin can eat some while you make structures out of them. They aren’t as structurally as sound as you would have hoped, and you share a laugh as the “house” collapses in on itself. You end up using a plastic cup to support yours, but Belphie just breaks a piece off to eat and slides the rest over to Beel, fully decorated and all.

Diavolo - SLEDDING OH MY GOD TAKE THIS MAN SLEDDING he has never known the joy and terror of hitting a jump you did not see when you started going down the hill and flying- however, he would refuse to go if there were children there simply because he knows he would run them over and they would not get up. To be fair, his weight and size may simply flatten any jumps on the hill???? but I want to hear the ungodly noise of surprise and terror of being unexpectedly launched to the fucking skies that comes out of a man of his caliber. Because after the first time, he’s intentionally hitting that jump repeatedly, and circumstances allowing, he will use his wings to glide lmao. With that in mind, if he has his demon form out I’m just getting the image of him barreling into a tree full speed and getting his horns stuck. In a daze (could you imagine if he fucking uprooted the thing?) and Barb fucking panicking trying to detach the prince from a fucking THICK tree. That or if there’s a lake at the bottom of the hill? And he can’t just pop the demon form out because of other humans around? God can you imagine the dumb smile he gives you while he’s literally sitting on thin ice, but the moment he shifts his weight shifts, he just hears a crack and yelps before going in the ice water??? He might not be able to use his demon form but theres no way in any realm he’s staying in that shit, by the time you “help” him out, he’s inexplicably dry and very warm. But he would be done for the day, please baby him after that. Basically this man doesnt think to stop his sled bc hes going so fast and its fun, consequences be damned. (Can you tell I think about him a lot? Is the pfp not enough? The people Im on discord with, did you know that Diavolo is my favourite? I love him. This is why Satan and Asmodeus are Not my favourite)

Barbatos - Polar dip. Barb thrives at night because its not until late he's relinquished from his duties as the princes butler. I'm also a firm believer that he likes cold water anyways. Also you see him in a bathing suit so tell me where the loss is. There isn't any loss. Whether you go in with him or cheer him on from the shore and hold his towel, simply being in your presence is enough for him. Moonlit kisses on the sand, trying to warm up after hes done and also...him getting to be a bit of a shit with that excuse, getting you cold and a little wet when he hugs you as soon as he gets out, laughing a bit over your shoulder as he says he was just too cold and a towel didn't cut it. Having a warm shower when you get home and just being very snuggly so neither of you get cold again for the rest of the night.....yeah (also one of my faves xjxjxjjdks)

Mephistopheles - Sleigh ride time! (Thank you @sophisticatedmarten for the inspo) Reindeer aren't quite horses, but they look so damn good in the snow and all dressed up, Meph can't really complain. The seats are plush and the blankets you two brought are fluffy and warm. The demon at the reins is well-practiced and confident, and its clear with how smoothly the sleigh moves. With just the two of you its the perfect time to drop the hottest gossip and exchange stories, but the route the ride is set to go on is absolutely gorgeous. Meph enlists your help in getting as many pictures as possible to capture the magic the season brings. Not only will this be good for RAD and the latest article he hopes to write, but it will be a good way to end the scrapbook he's been putting together for you meticulously with pictures from every date the two of you have gone on- as friends or otherwise- with heartfelt love letters sprinkled in between.

Simeon - Ice skating. Please. I feel like he doesnt know how. I don't either. But just the image of him struggling to balance so much that he pulls out his wings to balance more and ends up smacking some kid in the face by accident. Maybe Luke, who was going full throttle in a race with a friend. (He has more experience bc of school fieldtrips and totally for not self indulgent reasons regarding an angel child oc I have that is an avid figure skater. Yeah.) Simeon being caught by surprise and his wings poofing as he tries to draw them in so he can try and apologize to Luke, but Luke not giving a crap having laughed it off and already bolted again. But because his wings are out and puffed up you can't help but want to snuggle up to his side, hugging him with one arm and getting warmed up by his feathers. It only takes Simeon a couple of minutes with a lead before he figures it out, and the rest of the night is pretty mild. (Except when Luke tried to catch a snowflake on his tongue and Simeon had to catch him before he crashed into someone else)

Raphael - ok I still don't know him. Like at all. Hes a stranger to me. So I'm assigning a snowball fight to him. If you're on opposite sides get ready for him to never hold back and hit you without fail every. Single. Time. He has the most intense snow fortress you've ever seen. If he's playing on your side though? You'll find you won't have a single snowball hit you. He will block Every Single One and if he ever misses the person who hit you is his biggest target. He gets very competitive so you might have to step in before he packs it so hard the ball is just ice. Would go in with his bare hands, gets very soft and flustered when you insist you have to warm them up for him.

Luke - My sweet child!! The week before winter break you and Luke are seated at the table handpainting large wooden beads white, threading sturdy and pretty twine through three, and tying it off so Luke can decorate the little snowmen ornaments to give out to his teachers. There are lots of laughs and giggles, Simeon and Barb are likely there as well and bringing cookies and tea for when they convince both of you to take a small break. The cookies are leftovers from the batches Luke and Barb made earlier, to put into parchment paper wrapped with a ribbon.....to put inside of cute little origami bags. It's a lot of work, seeing as Luke keeps remembering more people he wants to give these little gifts too, but its a labour of love as the four of you get it done. Luke is able to go to bed satisfied and excited for the next school day to hand out his presents.

Solomon -  I’m soft for this lovely bastard. And I like to think that every once in a while he also gives into the whims of The Child. So just spending the day between the three of you making snow-people, angels and demons. Solomon’s magic allows for the extra support and correction of lopsided wings or one horn bigger than the other. You find yourself singing about Frosty the Snowman and Luke is enthralled by the story, on the hunt for a silk hat to put on one of the snowfolk. Solomon can’t help but give you a small wink before enchanting the kids own hat and telling him to try it. Despite the suspicious look Luke gives him before trying it, his worry dissipates as the snow version of one of his friends comes to life, leaving him giggling. Thankfully, Solomon left it as a “timed” spell so that there would be no fighting the snowman back to get Luke’s hat, and so it wouldn’t run off. When the magic finally faded the three of you are worn out from playing all day that you all but collapse in front of the fireplace and snuggle a bit until Simeon gets home. Luke gets up and runs off, leaving you and Solomon to cuddle for a bit on your own.

Thirteen - hahaHA my wife I ADORE her grab the red food colouring and her hand, you’re on a mission to find some icicles and some unsuspecting souls. First things first is making a very realistic mold of a body out of snow, and some clothing that may or may not be Solomon’s cut to fit it underneath the icicles. She breaks one off, puts it through the snow dummys neck and dyes it red everywhere the “blood” ought to be. Now yes, the two of you are going to camp on the roof of this place and anytime someone tries to come over you hit the roof to make the icicles fall right before they get there. :) Its just a little dangerous its fine nobody will get seriously hurt. A/N: God I was so overtired writing this, apologies but not really, Im just happy to have been able to write something again. Things have been really stressful lately, would open writing comms but paypal isn’t working so yknow, I’ll find a way to get through it. About to head out on my little sisters Make A Wish Trip, with no fucking money for me to be able to spend because of how shit went down but Happy Holidays!!! Here’s to hoping everything gets better for everyone! Masterlist