#vampire jaskier

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Jaskier is a vampire who doesn't want to kill humans so he goes for Geralt as he knows the witcher would survive and heal well

Geralt is a witcher being followed by a fledgeling vampire and very exasperated but unwilling to kill the man for trying to be good

What follows are a lot of fun adventures, Jaskier constantly trying to have a little nibble, Geralt pushing him away like he's Roach looking for a treat in his pockets, friendship, music, and confused other witchers who are unsure why Geralt hasn't gotten rid of the vampire in some way, yet. (Because Geralt is NOT AT ALL fond of his little bat, clearly.)

[bardcore-jaskier]

♡My immortal Jaskier headcanons♡

So here are my headcanons, because I refuse to believe that our ball of sunshine has an expiration date...

So, I know Lauren said that Jaskier not aging in the show was just a filming mistake, something they simply forgot to do and on a completely logical level I am fully aware that in canon Jaskier is completely human, 100%. And I also know that they're not gonna change it, no matter how much some of us may wish they did (Although why not? They already strayed so far from the books and made so many changes, might as well go the extra mile)

Realistic-ish headcanons:

- Jaskier is part elf, perhaps quarter elf like Yennefer, it is an entirely justifiable headcanon, theoretically, Jaskier's human father could have married a half elf commoner woman (who may or may not have had the pointy tips on her ears cut off with a knife to avoid human prejudice)

- Jaskier has a fae ancestor, somewhere many many generations back in his ancestry, so his entire family is suspiciously long lived but nobody cares because Lettenhove isn't politically important and therefore doesn't catch the attention of the prejudiced Nobles farther up the royal court chain.

- Jaskier unintentionally drinks the same elixir mages/sorcerers drink to prolong their life. I read that chaos wielders don't have naturally long lifespans, they semi-regularly drink an elixir with mandrake roots in it to slow the aging process. According to Witcher Wiki, you can only buy mandrake root in Lindenvale and my headcanon is that Jaskier experiments with many different tea blends to see which one is more effective for soothing his throat after singing. So at the age of 29-30, he wanders into Lindenvale and buys some dried mandrake to make a tea, after one sip he felt more rejuvenated than ever and since that day, mandrake root tea has become his number one go-to, he drinks it as often as he can.

More fanfic centric, less canon possible headcanons:

- Jaskier is a Dryad. (Yayyy trans Jaskier headcanon) Since Lettenhove is so tiny, it isn't even on the Witcher continent map, but a simple Google search says that it is Located somewhere in Kerack. Kerack borders with Brokilon, so it's kind of a nifty little loophole for fanfic writers to use and place Lettenhove somewhere near the forests where Dryads live.

And while most Dryads treat any man that enters their realm as a mere sperm donor, Witcher Wiki does also mention that some Dryads can form emotional relationships and fall in love with humans and/or elves, but in the end, all Dryad born offspring is AFAB. So imagine this, Jaskier's father falls in love with a Dryad, she falls in love with him, they have Jaskier, Jaskier notices early on that he feels like a boy and his rich Viscount father hires a mage to help Jaskier transition early.

- Jaskier is a higher vampire, higher vampires are a HIGHLY secretive society, even in canon, part of the reason why even Witchers have so little information about them is because they prefer to hide in plain sight and are ridiculously good at it. Jaskier doesn't age, has no self-preservation instincts, doesn't buy a horse and yet still keeps up with Geralt on foot for 20 years. Jaskier's personality isn't fake, he doesn't act like someone else, it's all him, but his clumsiness is a little bit of an act, he also purposefully avoids physical fights, it comes across as fear of getting hurt but in reality it's because he's afraid of appearing too strong and exposing himself. Lettenhove doesn't appear on maps, because it doesn't exist legally, it's just a castle hidden in the woods, a safe place for higher vampires, kinda like Kaer Morhen is for Witchers, Jaskier's parents just happen to be the ones who run it.

[mystickingstuff]

Vampire Jaskier + Eskel would be such a power couple. Can't you see it?! Oof.

[dont-tempt-me-frodo]

Do you have a twitter? I wanted to share your fic “The Promise of Forever” and wanted to tag you and your co author. Wondering if your co author has twitter as well. Just wanted to brag about you and how this fic was my first EVER Geraskier fic. It basically started my obsession with these boys, and got me through a really difficult time ☺️

First off, thank you so much! That means a lot. Sorry to hear you’ve been having a difficult time but I’m so glad our fic helped. I love these boys a ridiculous amount and writing The Promise of Forever was very fun and very rewarding.

I do have twitter though I’m not very active. @stephjjhorne.

I don’t know if @carrottheluvmachine has a twitter but I know that she will be very flattered when she reads this.

🥰

The fic in question if anyone is interested

[therrion-jof]

Dudle

I just couldn't get over this fucking cute picture.

and then so..

vampire!jaskier ModernAU? Whatever it is! 😁

[perseruna]

WOOHOO!!!

last day to get some prints from my st0re before it closes up for a good couple of months <3!!

sending them all out tomorrow 🫶❤️

[sandinthepipes]

I am here once again to remind you of the potential vampire Jaskier has.

Little fragile and mortal human Jaskier, used to rely on others for safety is suddenly given incredible powers with which he could rival Gerald if he wanted to. He was given the ability to say enough without fearing for his life.

[ghostlylicious]

im going to post a lil sketch i did of jaskier and priscilla on valentines instead of finishing the serious valentines piece 🤭💥

im obsessed with their hats

[jay-arts-t]

Modern AU

Jaskier: can I come cuddle?

Geralt: yeah of course.

Jaskier: Lemmie innnnn

Geralt: I love how you ask to come in as if you’re some vampire.

Jaskier: ……………….n-noooooo

Geralt: oh have I revealed your secret Mr Higher Vampire Man?

Jaskier: mmmmmmmmmm

Geralt: Oh no he’s a microwave that’s why he can’t come in. What an enlightening moment.

Jaskier: can I come in now?

Geralt: YES DEAR GODS

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Jaskier: Ciri's taken to teasing the less fortunate?

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?

Geralt: Yes.

Jaskier: And, well, otherwise all her spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles. *side eyes Lambert*

Geralt: It's bad, isn't it?

Jaskier: It's devastating. She's turned into a teenaged girl. Course, you'll have to kill her.

[yolki-palki]

Higher vampire Jaskier, anyone? Why isn't there more higher vampire Jaskier content? Give me higher vampire Jaskier flying under a witcher's radar to "keep his enemies closer" feeding right under Geralt's nose, having a crisis, struggling with addiction in secret, trying to stop feeding, falling in love with aformentioned Witcher, and so on... the possibilities are endless.

[most-mistreated-characters]

Round 1: Left Side - Jaskier (The Witcher) vs. Anya Jenkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

[inprogress-predicament]

Favorite Relationship Dynamic

Character A: *stone wall. no emotion.* Hm.

Character B: *vibrating to the point phasing out of reality* COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS

[stephbottorff]

HAPPY WITCHER VDAY! Repost of my witcher vday cards.

[lego-ninja-bilbo]

Character: Is an instrumentalist

Me, also an instrumentalist:

[artistsfuneral]

There was a babe in the bassinet on the front door steps of her castle. A living, breathing babe - barely a week old, wrapped tightly in woolen blankets to keep the freezing winter cold at bay.

The pure innocence that radiated of the sleeping creature had Lady Yennefer almost taken aback. Over the years many children had found their ways to her doorsteps, abandoned by their parents like one might leave an unwanted pet in the forest. Whyever those vile humans of the valley had decided Lady Yennefer would be the one to care for their brood was beyond her musings. She always has had a deep distaste for lowly creatures. Few of the abandoned children she had deemed worthy enough to serve her and the others... well, they stayed long enough for dinner.

And yet, despite it all, she had never seen a human this... bright.

From the rosy cheeks and the porcelain skin to the almost white furl of hair poking out from underneath its little cap - everything about the babe seemed blessedly bright. Lady Yennefer scowled at it.

From behind her she could hear the telltale sound of claws against marble flooring. "A new servant, Lady Yennefer?"

Tiny eyes fluttered open and Lady Yennefer was looking into forest green emeralds. "No," she spoke as she was drawn closer and closer to the babe on the floor. The babe watched her fearlessly as Lady Yennefer bent down to pick it up.

"A daughter," the vampire decided.

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inspired by @spielzeugkaiser 's latest drawing - p.1?