#vasoline

[all90saltrock]

Stone Temple Pilots

[myimaginaryradio]

Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots

[jwood718]

1994

[starsontheceilingcomic]

Flies In The Vaseline We Are

[sadgothtransbian]

*slaps roof of car

U could fit so much vasoline in this bad boy. Like actually way too much.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

Have you listened to rock radio in the last thirty years? Then you've heard STP. They were gigantic, they still get played, and they're still around! I got to see them back when "Four" came out and it's still my favorite of their albums. Great rock band. The new singer does an excellent job.

[all90saltrock]

STP perform “ Vasoline” on June 23, 1993

[skin-bible]

Update: doctor doesn't believe me

[mars-ipan]

was just abt to be like “neti pot starting to get easier :3” and then my nose got runny congested again

[jghillegass]

I think my favorite lyric (at the moment at least) is "The bitter comes out better on a stolen guitar, you're the blessed we're the spiders from mars."

[toast1862]

i see this fondue gimmick a lot in vr. it's cute, it's fun. it comes in a savory version with cheese and veggies or a sweet version with chocolate and sweets. sometimes they include one, sometimes both. but uh. this is the first time i've found it with mismatched flavors.... i wonder how foul a cheese-covered marshmallow would be.........

[thebandcampdiaries]

Vasoline Tuner presents: "Bake Baby Bake"

Vasoline Tuner, a band from Southern California, is known for its unique blend of garage, alternative, psychedelic, punk, and more. Their sound is diverse and hard-hitting, showcasing a dynamic approach to music.

The band's latest album, "Cancelled Crystal Balls," is a kaleidoscopic masterpiece that features nine original songs. This release is adventurous and exciting, with edgy vocals soaring over a backdrop of fuzzy guitars, lo-fi production aesthetics, and unconventional arrangement choices that make the songs all the more similar to a rollercoaster ride with unpredictable twists and turns.

Among these is the single titled "Bake Baby Bake," which also has a matching music video.

The song is characterized by fast-paced drums and soaring guitars that cut through the mix. Vintage-inspired echo effects and a driven saturated tone that feels like an old combo amp pushed to the absolute limit adorn the song. The vocals are equally compressed and saturated, reminiscent of an old 60s garage record, but with a bit more clarity and depth.

"Bake Baby Bake" is a fast-paced alternative tune at its core, but it's also very textural and dynamic, showcasing a psychedelic aura that makes it more immersive. The song's theme and concept match the surrealistic psychedelic punk twist: the lyrics are about someone breaking into a store to get stoned. Eventually, they end up making out with the mannequins on display!

This track is ultimately a great representation of the sound of  "Cancelled Crystal Balls," and reveals the band's imaginative and intuitive approach to music overall.

Fans of artists as diverse as The Flaming Lips, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dead Rituals, Sparklehorse, or Wire will undoubtedly be able to connect with the out-of-the-box sound of Vasoline Tuner.

Find out more and connect:

[fromfaewithlove]

Also for the first time ever I got compliments on my skin when I was leaving Europe and it is most definitely the clearest it’s ever been. I only used vasoline and water on my skin and I think the water over them had to be less harsh because usually it’s so red and blotchy. Also the warmer climate most definitely helped.

[elijahwoodnot]

to the lovely lovely people who sent me the🎵 asks yesterday please know that tumblr was not letting me reply to your asks and then i got too drunk in the pool to remember to troubleshoot that so ily very much and thank u but i cannot reply or shuffle my music and give you five songs

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I’m 17 and today I went to the mall with my friend (18F) and she bought a vibrator. she told me if I wanted one I could give her the money and she’d buy it for me. I said I’d have to think on it + look up specific types and if they’re body-safe.

I do want to try one, but am I too young? I used to be very Christian and I still have some shame around masturbation and the subject of sex, and often I’ll think things are wrong and age inappropriate when they aren’t and they’re normal

I looked it up and I did find a model I could afford and that looks to be safe and fitting that I remember seeing there

Part of me wants to ask my mom like permission almost or if this is okay or wrong, or maybe just tell her my friend bought a vibrator (she won’t snitch) and gauge her reaction because she’s pretty chill with all that and one time reccomended I use vasoline as lube if I ever needed some

Is it wrong for a 17 year old to have a vibrator? Im thinking of taking her up on her offer next time we go together.

Also, where can I hide it???

hi anon,

there's no being "too young" for a vibrator. if you're old enough to want to jack off, you can have a vibrator and frankly I think teenagers should be entitled to a government stipend to buy one, given all the bullshit y'all go through. it's totally fine and cool if that's a conversation you want to have with your mom, but you don't need her permission to masturbate in any particular way.

I have literally no idea what your living situation is like and that makes me pretty ill-equipped to offer advice about where to hide things. I'd broadly recommend somewhere clean that isn't going to get particularly hot or cold.