#velma and daphne are my true otp

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u reblogging the fred n shaggy otp... i agree

HAHAHAHA it honestly started as a joke while on facetime with jex and cristina but like the more i think about it... the more i realize they should have been a couple

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Molly lumberjanes! or, alternatively, Shaggy :)

Both is good :D!!

For Molly, 

Sexuality Headcanon: [THINKS ABT CANON ‘MAL AND MOLLY ARE LESBIANS’] Molly Lesbian :)

OTP: Mally... (Diane/Molly also good...)

NOTP: Hhhhhhh cannot think of one LJ fandom is SMALL.

BROTP: I need!! To see!! More Jo!! And Molly!! Interacting!! Also Ripley and Molly are Bubbles Bros they basically coparent that little raccoon I love the vibes.

First Headcanon That Pops Into My Head: Every time I think Molly headcanon now I am literally always thinking abt Finch’s Annoying Older Sibling Molly. She is the annoying older sibling of the Roanoke cabin I swear it’s true. ALSO!! Nonbinary she/they Molly. 

Favorite Line From This Character: Okay so I CANNOT remember the exact line and I don’t have the energy to grab my comics now but I think when Artemis/Diane and Apollo are fighting she’s like “This is not at all how it when down in my Greek Mythology fanfic” or something like that and damn that’s just iconic, really. 

One Way I Relate To This Character: I too experienced my true Lesbian Awakening at summer camp <3

Thing That Gives Me Secondhand Embarrassment About This Character: Nothing LJ is pretty empty of secondhand embarrassment now that I'm really thinking abt it. 

Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fave?: Well she is clearly a Cinnamon Roll but if fandom grows due to an influx of fans drawn in by the new HBO Max show that’s gonna come out soon she might end up becoming fanon’d into a problematic fave so stay tuned for that!! /hj

Now Shaggy time...

Sexuality Headcanon: Ohhh this guy is the Schrodinger’s Cat of sexualities I truly have no clue. Like I think he would date Fred. Like he’d be up for that. Same with Daphne. Clearly same with Crystal. But a label?? Bro who knows. He might ID as queer. 

OTP: Shaggy/Crystal... GIVE HIM BACK HIS ALIEN GF

BROTP: Scooby, clearly... however the Daphne and Shaggy dynamic is immaculate 13 ghosts cemented that much in my mind when I was young and impressionable. 

NOTP: HATE IT WHEN PPL SHIP HIM WITH VELMA PLS STOP. SHE IS A LESBIAN. 

First Headcanon That Pops Into My Head: Shaggy is a nonbinary dude who uses he/him pronouns and also he can see ghosts <3 that is what I have to say. 

Favorite Line From This Character: The first line he says ever in Scooby Doo canon, the pun he makes in “What A Night For A Knight!” that’s like “Looks like he went out for the night!” and then he and Scoob laugh... BEAUTIFUL. 

One Way I Relate To This Character: Like Shaggy I often find myself both physically and emotionally separated from the rest of the friend group and left to encounter ghosts on my own </3

Thing That Gives Me Secondhand Embarrassment About This Character: All of Season 1 SDMI. That’s it that’s all I have to say. 

Cinnamon Roll or Problematic Fave?: Literally Cinnamon Roll what.

(Send me a character and I’ll answer these!!)

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Character thingy: Velma Dinkley

WHEW!!!! HELL YES 🧡🧡

How do I feel about her? Velma Dinkley’s sarcastic intelligence in the series and her leather bodysuit in the second live action movie were key players in my bisexual awakening so it’s safe to say that I’m in love with her.

Romantic ship? Come on...Daphne Blake

Platonic OTP? Fred Jones he keeps her from being a know it all she curbs his alpha male arrogance, the true platonic power couple.

Unpopular opinion? I honestly don’t think I have one??

One thing I wish was canon? DAPHNE X VELMA!!! MAKE IT CANON YOU COWARDS!!!!!

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relatable??? childhood??? moments

tbh most of these ended up disney and some girly stuff lol im sorry???

why isn’t anastasia a disney princess -- there had to be at least one moment where we wondered this until we learned of glorious copyrights (then again, with the merger, isn’t this possible???)

trying to pose like Sailor Moon/insert-magical-girl-here -- ...I’m not the only one who tried doing a “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!” right?

squealing over these generally nondisputable childhood otps -- from Kim Possible to Code Lyoko, there were some ships that most agreed with

“TITANS, GO!” -- ...no, just me?

using a brush, spoon, etc. as a microphone and performing an impromptu concert -- ...we’ve all done it, admit it you drama queens

“MISTER I’LL~~~ MAKE A MAAAAN OUT OF YoOoOuUuU!” -- cue irritated parents

sitting on a carpet, rug, etc. and pretending it’s a magic carpet  -- serenading your family member with “A Whole New World” optional

wanting pretty, poofy dresses like Belle -- and then realizing that those are way too expensive and meant for adults

“man I wish disney produced 2d movies again” -- not really childhood but ey

“NO HAKU WHY DIDN’T YOU GO AFTER HER? CHIHIROOOOOO” -- first heartbreak

“why doesn’t my dress change colors like aurora’s? I WANT”

“i want glass slippers, mommy.”

“yes I am a girl like youuuuuuuuuu” - obligatory song to sing with sister or bff

“I’M GOING TO BE A POKEMON TRAINER WHEN I GROW UP!”

“can i wear a seashell bra, mom?”

“no chance! no way, I won’t say I’m in loveeeeeeee”

“i’m a power ranger, now”

*dons blanket as cape* “I’m wonderwoman/batman/insert-superhero!!!”

“why can i sing the villain songs better than the princess songs? -- because you’re an alto, darling.

“i liked derek and odette more in the song ‘this is my idea’ when they hated each other rather than their cliche lovey-doveyness for the rest of the movie”

“goddamn all of these goth girls are hot af” -- enough said, really

“they look exactly the same when transformed, why do others not notice???” -- danny phantom + every magical girl/phantom thief anime tbh

“NO NO PICK THE OTHER GUY, DAMMIT -- THE OTHER GUY. THIS GUY TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT.”

“daphne’s ‘trap of love’ in that one scooby doo episode was badass ughhh why couldn’t she stay that way”

“velma’s sass lol”

“any boy/girl i date in the future must be attractive, intelligent, sassy, humorous, sparkly, and spoil me to bits”

“college is that big word i associate with piggy banks”

“why don’t i sparkle”

“my hogwarts letter is late, dammit”

“why haven’t i been taken to camp half-blood yet”

“mom dad which one of you are my real parent? which god is my true fam”

“and the last of the romanoffs will dieeeeeeeeee”

“i want to go to neverland!”

“if i believe enough and bounce on my bed, i can fly to neverland!”

“mommy, where’s the second star to the right?”

“I don’t wanna grow up!”

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So I watched the cinematic masterpiece that is the Original Live Action 2003 Scooby Doo movie on a plane because it was in the classics section, and I wrote down my thoughts as I was watching it. I love the movie and I’ve seen it before, but some of these thoughts make it seem like I haven’t because I got super into it and forgot about plot twists and things like that.

Anyway, here it is. My thoughts on the ORIGINAL LIVE ACTION 2003 SCOOBY DOO MOVIE:

OMG It's on the classics section finally getting the recognition it deserves

Omg I forgot how early 00's this movie was

The clothing and hairstyles fuck

The soundtrack is dope though I have to agree with shaggy, the gang should stay together

THEY'RE PARALLELING THEM TO WEED SMOKERS OMG

"All you can eat" are scooby and shaggys favorite words

7 carry-ons? Girl you crazy

ROWAN ATKINSON

Daphnes logic with the voodoo guy is hilariously wrong Just listen to the guy don't try to outthink the simple voodoo man he just wants to sacrifice his chicken in peace

"Dorky chicks like you turn me on too" COMEDY GOLD

Damn they cut out the fart jokes

Awe man they cut out scrappy peeing on daphne

"Friends don't quit," would be a wonderful line if it wasn't accompanied by shaggy literally jumping down a hole

The entirety of the Mary Jane storyline is just gold

Protoplasm, just protoplasm

That one guy who's like super into Velma and listens to her drunk ramblings is like goals

The creatures explode in sunlight and I'm assuming they know this yet they seem surprised when it happens

FRED IN DAPHNES BODY AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH THAT

Why is this movie so bad yet so good

Fred hitting on himself while in Daphne's body OMG

Shaggy being amazed at wearing a skirt

That voodoo guy who's literally just there for exposition and who is always doing something with the dark arts is my aesthetic

SCOOBY DOO BEING A PURE SOUL ROWAN ATKINSON IS THE BAD GUY YESSSSSSSSSSS

This scene is so emotional they're all putting their hand in "Let's get jinky with it" will forever be my fav line

They're whole plan seems simple but relies on them finishing the set up before the ritual starts, which of course doesn't happen

"Mystery Inc rides again" what is with the lines in this movie

Shaggy beating up the guy while dancing is my shit

As if the early 00's clothing wasn't enough, now I have to watch early 00's dancing

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP OMG SCOOBY AND SHAGGY THE REAL OTP

And the power of friendship didn't save them.... damn it

Daphne's ass is really nice just saying

ROWAN ATKINSON TURNS OUT TO BE SCRAPPY, MY LEAST FAV CHARACTER OF ALL TIME IN SCOOBY DOO

"Puppy power" he's not even a fucking puppy

His body grows before his head does for dramatic effect of scoobys name

Melvin doo is brought up again oh boy

"Totally ungroovy" what is with the early 00's????

Badass fight scenes happening simultaneously is great Fred using the rope is great Daphne being badass is great Scooby and shaggy saving each other is great

This whole scene is great

And the nose flicking thing is brought back

Yesssss bite the dudes hand daphne bite it, be a badass like you were born to be

Nothing about you is straight daphne this movie was supposed to have a romantic subplot between you and Velma

AND MYSTERY INC SAVES THE DAY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP IS ALIVE

Scrappy just quit, you're not even ahead just quit

No don't kiss him you're supposed to kiss Velma she's in love with you and you're in love with her

THE REAL ROWAN ATKINSON IS ALIVE HOW THE FUCK

And the Led Zeppelin guy who listened to Velma drunk rant is back

THE ONE TRUE OTP SHAGGY AND SCOOBY ....And Mary Jane is here too

And Fred learns some humility good boy, and Velma gets her spotlight

"Jeez scraps no reason to freak out and try to kill all humanity" this MOVIE

"Meddling sons of..." omg I didn't think they'd actually say something like that

And shaggy and scooby are eating hot peppers by the jar it's no wonder they end up screaming