#very inappropriate

[fiveht]

Disarm You With a Smile - Chapter 3

Me: hey daddy 😈

Daddy: Oh no

Daddy: Hi baby

Me: what are you doing right now

Daddy: Proctoring an exam

Daddy: Sitting at a desk facing 14 of my students in a very quiet room

Me: how's your poker face?

Daddy: Excellent

Chapter 3 of Disarm You With a Smile, and it's 13k words, because brevity is the soul of wit and I am a potato.

[iovetecchou]

soooo does this mean that... dom!win and sub!q is canon?

go talk to another human being, and get some fresh air.

[aussies-and-televison]

Question when you found out that Charlie and Violetta had become parents, were you shocked by the news or did you immediately go to congratulate them

I sent them my best regards

[humans-are-tasty]

[sketchy-tour]

HELLO HI HELLO I AM!!! RECOVERING CURRENTLY!!!!

So I haven't posted in a small moment and planned to get myself going again soon but right now I am recovering from an accident (I won't get into the nitty gritty) that has left me quite shaken. FIRST OFF I AM OKAY! Minor injuries so nothing alarming I am physically fine besides being sore for a bit and some scrapes and bruises that are still healing, including my arms which is making drawing a bit difficult. I'm slowly getting better but cant really draw for long periods and honestly I might not draw much for a bit till I feel better both physically and mentally. its the mentally part that might take some time. But I'm resting, rest assured!

ANYWAY this is more just an update cause I know i've been a lil absent. ESPECIALLY after this accident. I'm not abandoning the blog by any means, def still check on tumblr but couldn't seem to muster the energy to interact with much at the moment as my brain is a little rattled up.

I hope yall are all okay! I hope your days are bright and yall are taking care of yourselves!

I promise I'm doing what I can to take care of me!

[spineless-lobster]

Going back into the closet for family gatherings is so weird like y’all are headcanoning me as cishet huh

[hmmm-shesucks]

One of the Foxes makes the mistake of asking Kevin how often he thinks about the Roman Empire to which he responds, “I’m glad you asked.” And then makes the whole team sit through a two hour PowerPoint presentation. He makes them take notes and gives a pop quiz after. Everyone fails. Kevin is disappointed.

[magnusbae]

Judging ™ aka flirty glancing to confirm he agrees

[hypokeimena]

sometimes when total strangers commit the crime of being annoying in my reblogs i DM them or reply @ them before blocking simply due to the autistic need to be understood. BUT i have rules for when i'm allowed to do that.

1. i'm not allowed to do it without running the scenario past a groupchat to make sure i'm justified in annoyance and not simply evil (due to migraine, hangry, etc) 2. i have to make it constructive and helpful feedback, such that they can avoid getting blocked in future interactions. which sometimes makes me feel like i'm some sort of tumblr user manners training wizard. eg:

> CHUMMY INSULTS are only funny if you are already MUTUALS WHO TALK. try upgrading your FRIENDSHIP before attempting this maneuver!

> if you don't wish to ANNOY other USERS, try NOT leaving long, off-topic REBLOGS. such REBLOGS may result in other USERS taking the BLOCK action against you, and/or being targeted by a PISS ON THE POOR attack in future interactions!

> unloading your PERSONAL TRAUMA in a STRANGER'S INBOX unprompted is a BOUNDARY VIOLATION!

many such cases. obviously don't phrase it like this unless your goal is to be insanely condescending. but anyway i recommend doing your best to at least mentally frame your feedback this way if you're going to block the motherfuckers anyway.

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

i don’t have the spoons to type out a full essay, but when people say parents need to monitor all their child’s activity online, i can tell they’ve not considered children with abusive parents, or just parents who won’t react well to certain information

take trans children with transphobic parents exploring their gender online. the child is exploring an important part of themself safe away from people they know in real life. but if the child’s internet use is completely monitored then they wouldn’t get to do that. or if their parents discover the child is trans by going through their private social media profiles because they have access to the child’s account, which would endanger the child. so should the child just know they’re not cis and not have any resources to deal with it?

privacy is a right that extends to children too, including privacy regarding their internet use

[liauditore]

[asmr boyfriend voice] woof woof bark bark

[averageludwig]

I need to get this out of my system or i will blow up. LIKE DAMN.. DAMN. LIKE OKAY. Like damn. Like. Tears in my eyes . fistful of hair . rocking back and forth . damn. He is ruining my life. Guys on the count if 3 throw the biggest rock at me. I need to be stoned there is no cure to this. goodnight cruel world.

[wikkidly]

I feel like this....

And this are giving the same energy. You know exactly what you're doing, sir. I'M ON TO YOU!

[chicinlicin]

astrid needed a mask

[psychopomparia]

He's a bit excited.

[lycheedr3ams]

I went to a haunted hallway thing at my school tonight, and while I was hanging onto my friend with my eyes closed, I suddenly bumped into something at the end of one of the hallways. I opened my eyes and I was looking at the chest of an actor. That man was so tall that my face was at. His. Chest. I’m 5’ 6” for reference

I will be thinking about this for a very long time

He was solid