Can I be honest and say that even tho I donât mind Iruka, I feel like He couldâve been there more for Naruto tbh like, if he cared sm đ⊠Like I know that N canonically views him as father figure and all, and maybe this is a hot take, but I just⊠I mean, heâs there, he was nice to N, he gave him a sense of structure and paid attention to him, and it was okay, but I never fully saw what other fans were seeing if Iâm being honest ajajakaka.
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LIVE LAUGH, SCREAM! | TOM BLYTH
pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader
summary. where one comment could lead into an internet feud between tom blyth and yn avocot, resulting in them falling inlove ?!
authorâs note. [ THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE YN AND TOM STARTED DATING ] thank you to the nonnie that said yn gives off scream vibes bc theyâre the reason i even made this post in the first place! đ€
installment of this au | read for context
ynuser scream bts (youâre welcome!)
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jennaortega did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
â„ jackchampion no but it mightâve when she stabbed u in the movie
â„ ynuser JACK đđ
user1 jenna flirting, jack teasing, I LOVE THIS CAST YOUR HONOR
user2 okay but literally your performance was just chefs kiss đ PLEASE tell me youâre starting in other movies as well bae
â„ ynuser oh thank you!! im so honored you enjoyed it â€ïž I will get back to you on your question!! đ
â„ user3 OMGG YN IN ANOTHER FILM WOULD BE KILLER
â„ user4 well actually đ€âïž she was one of the ghostface in the film which means she actually was a killer
user5 @/user4 bye
tomblyth amazing film
â„ ynuser thanks
â„ user6 THANKS?? THANKS?! girl thatâs tom blyth
â„ ynuser @/user6 who?
user7 no way this girl just asked who tom blyth is
â„ user8 well can u blame her tho?? heâs in like what, billy the kid or whatever? itâs not that known..
â„ user9 nah girl stars in one film and thinks sheâs all that đ
rachelzegler YOU DID SO GOOD GIRL đ
â„ ynuser rachel my love đđâ€ïž
tomblyth who am I? well now you know
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user10 oh heâs so fine
user11 LMFAOO is this a jab at yn not knowing who you are
user12 show that girl đ€đ€ she thinks sheâs all that after getting one acting gig
â„ user13 yâall are so obsessed with her hello..
ynuser sure. now i know
â„ user14 oh im having so much fun watching all this go down
ynuser more bts because i love scream 6 and so should you!
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tomblyth yeah the movieâs cool and all but how abt i treat you out for dinner?
â„ user15 HELLO???
user16 enemies to lovers era ?
user17 pls lord get these two together
jackchampion say yes to the dinner invite and bring me back steak
â„ ynuser đ€šđ€š
â„ jackchampion and a vanilla soda too please
user18 i love jack n ynâs friendship
ynuser and tomblyth both posted a story!
ynuser eating sushi and then putting on some comfy pjs is a great way to spend a day
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user19 the way tom also posted sushi pics very similar to what sheâs eatingâŠ
â„ user20 WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE MATCHING HOTDOG STORY POSTS AS WELL đđđ
user21 pjs TOGETHER?! im afraid weâve lost her
user22 everybody knows.. everybody knows
jackchampion splendid way to spend the day
â„ user23 what if itâs jack?? tom and yn donât even fw each other LOL
â„ user24 true. he did ask her for dinner tho
â„ user25 who wouldnât? sheâs yn.
Eclaté_Mode On this new episode of BTS With Your Favorites, Tom Blyth dishes on his skincare routine, how he keeps himself productive during breaks, and his internet rivalry with actress, Y/N Avocot. Full video linked in bio
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user26 THE WAY HE COMPLIMENTS YN this is definitely enemies to lovers
user27 âme and yn have exciting need to share soonâ excuse me
user28 so they inlove or what
user29 yn fell inlove with a brit man itâs over for US
user30 WAIT WHAT DOES HE MEANNNN
tomblyth well surprise. enemies to lovers much?
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ynuser nice pic send me it
user31 WAITT RACHEL HIM AND YN IN A FILM?? did not expect this..
user32 hold awn..
user33 is this confirmation theyâre dating
â„ ynuser we arenât dating.
â„ rachelzegler yet.
â„ user34 RACHEL???
rachelzegler youâre welcome for this crossover, i encouraged both of them to audition for the role
â„ user35 WE LOVE RACHEL ZEGLER
jennaortega take care of my gf đœ
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Taigenâs love confession NEEDS to come before he finds out Mizu is a woman.
Listen. I have given this a lot of thought and the more I think about it, the more Iâm sure. When looking at Mizu and Mikioâs marriage, we can see how Mikio was in to the idea of a strong woman only so far as he was still stronger than her. This is clear when Mikio insists that he wants to âsee all of [mizu]â and insists that they spar; Mikio doesnât unsheath his blade even though Mizu tell him not to hold back. He assumes he is stronger than her and when this is proven false, like the beta bitch he is, he bails.
But with Taigen itâs different. Mizu and Taigenâs relationship has been a power struggle from the start. Taigen wasnât introduced to Mizu as a woman or a wife. Taigen has always seen Mizu as a swordsman first. And when the hostility between the two starts to cool, it is because of their mutual admiration of the otherâs skill. Mizuâs strength and boldness are what win Taigen over in the first place.
We also see a very important juxtapose between when Mizu pins Mikio to the ground and when she pins Taigen to the ground. In the first instance, Mikio pushes Mizu off him and calls her a monster. He feels put off and emasculated by being overpowered. In the Mizu/Taigen scene, however, once Mizu has Taigen pinned, he stares, awestruck, into Mizuâs eyes and gets a raging hard on. Instead of feeling emasculated, Taigen get so aroused that he has a full blown bi awakening.
So we know that Taigen is different to Mikio in that he is attracted to Mizu BECAUSE she can kick his ass, not in spite of it. But Mizu has been burned before. Badly. So if Taigen were to confess his feelings and tell Mizu that her strength is what he adores most about her, sheâd be like, âright, sure, heard that one before.â And thatâs why Taigen needs to confess his feelings BEFORE he finds out whatâs in Mizuâs pants.
In my daydreaming about a Migen love confession, I find myself reminded of this quote. How Mikio was like the exotic bird collector. He only liked the idea of Mizu knowing her way around a sword so long as at the end of the day, he can still put her back into the caged-in roll of the house wife.
Taigen is also guilty of this with Akemi. I sure there is still no small amount of attraction and love between them, but I think Taigen pursues Akemi mostly out of the personal fable he has written about himself; the poor fishermanâs son who raises himself up to be the star of his Dojo and then marries a princess. He might not have wanted to cage Akemi as much as other men would have, but he still sees her as the exotic bird. The prize. And thats why I canât ship them.
But with Mizu itâs different. Taigen even admits that Mizu is a better fighter than him. He KNOWS he could never cage her and by the end on the first season he strops trying, opting to stand beside her instead of against her (âitâs your fight, so itâs mineâ đ) So when he does confess his feelings, he has to do is as one man to another and make it clear to Mizu that her strength is what he loves most and that he would never want her to be anything less then the superior swordsman she is.
Only then will Mizu have a chance of believing that Taigen wants to be with her, not to subdue her into a wifely role, but to stand beside her in all her greatness. If Taigenâs confession were to come after he finds out sheâs a woman, Mizu might just think, âoh, NOW you want to be with me, cause you think just because Iâm a woman Iâll eventually submit to you.â Mizu needs to know she is loved AS SHE IS.
Also, I just think it would be HILLARIOUS if Taigen confesses, and Mizu is like, â well thenâŠ.. I guess I should let you knowâŠâ and then Taigen spends the rest of the episode with his mind fucking BLOWN and complaining that he has spent the last several months coming to terms with the fact that he is attracted to another man only to find out the man he is attracted to is a woman! He goes through a whole bi awakening for nothing!
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Helloo, I was wondering if it was alright for u to write a lucifer x male reader where the reader is also a powerful demon and goes with lucifer to visit Charlie in the dad beat dad episode, and Charlie is just like OMG i have two dads now, this is awesome
if u don't write for male reader, then feel free to change or ignore this lol
MY GAYDAR IS NEVER WRONG!
âLucifer Morningstar x m! Reader
warnings: mentions of s*icide.
When Charlie called Lucifer, he was excited that his daughter wanted to invite him to see the hotel. He thought he would be able to handle it.
In fact, he did not.
The poor man had a complete mental breakdown as he over thought what would happen, how would he act around his daughter, what should he say, and etc.
So, he decided to ask for help and he just knows the right person for that.
His beloved boyfriend of one year, [y/n].
Backstory time,
Lucifer has been seeing and secretly dating the man for a year already, it took a while but he got charmed okay? [Y/n] is literally so charming, very handsome, very chivalrous.... And very tall...
And is a pianist.
Lucifer met [y/n] in a famous restaurant, that only elites or the rich can enter. [Y/n] so happens to own that restaurant.
The only reason he was there at that time was because the other seven deadly sins wanted to have a get together.
As the dinner with the other seven deadly sins progressed, Lucifer was enamored the whole night, his eyes staring at the tall and graceful man sitting in the middle of the restaurant as he played the piano for the guests so beautifully.
Asmodeus even teased him, making the king of hell blush.
That's where his frequent visit to the restaurant started.
Lucifer claims that he just wanted to listen to the man play and nothing else.
Of course, [y/n] noticed his frequent visits and decided to approach the smaller man.
Of course, Lucifer was cautious.
Lucifer was suspicious why the man looked more humane than others, aside from his sharp teeth.
Eventually, the two slowly got along and then slowly developed romantic feelings for each other.
They started telling each other their stories too.
Lucifer found out [y/n] was a pianist when he was still alive, he was born in the 1920's and died in 1945.
[Y/n] died as passionless artist, who lost his inspiration and will to live.
But despite all that, [y/n] managed to find his passion for music again in hell and despite the era he was born in, he managed to go with the flow of time.
Yes, he knows gen z slang đ
He's got serious problems when it comes to saying "lmao" "purr" and "slay"
Anyways, after finding out and realizing why [y/n] is here is because the sin he committed is that he didn't appreciate the life was given to him and decided to take it away by his own hands.
Lucifer's caution around the man was gone and maybe, not all sinners are bad.
[y/n] confessed first and Lucifer reciprocated by giving the taller man a kiss (he had to pull down [y/n]'s tie okay?)
And Lucifer didn't regret it, [y/n] is a passionate lover. A green flag of all green flags.
âWhy are you here? You're so nice, you shouldn't be here.â
âIf I was up there, then I wouldn't have the pleasure of meeting you and calling you mine.â [y/n] said with a confused tone.
Unaware rizz.
This man, doesn't know how much his words affect Lucifer.
And the fact he can carry Lucifer bridal style and calls him his muse is the cherry on top.
Anyways, back to the scenario. I'm done with the backstory lmao
Lucifer decided to text [y/n] telling him about the situation, wanting emotional support as he's nervous going to an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar people.
He thought [y/n] wouldn't be able to come as the man got work but he was wrong as not 15 minutes later, [y/n] bursts through the door looking absolutely disheveled.
[y/n] ran like his life depended on it.
âMy muse, I am hereeee...â the poor tall man wheezed out, hunched on his knees as he tried to catch his breath.
Lucifer had to help the man out by using his wings to dry him up.
âBetter?â
âBetter, thanks my love.â
Lucifer had to explain the situation to him on the way to the hotel and [y/n] giving him peptalk after.
After arriving at the hotel, [y/n] stayed at the side while he watched Lucifer interact with the others.
He swore he heard the pink arachnid say, âIs anyone's gaydar going off right now?â
âIt's just you, Angel.â the gray haired girl says with a deadpan.
After Charlie introduced the rest, she noticed the taller male companion who came with her dad. The male was just admiring the interior of the hotel.
Tall, dark, and handsome.
âSo... Dad, how about you introduce me to your friend that you brought over?â Charlie asked, making the two males flinch in surprise.
[y/n] giggling as he watched the flustered look on Lucifer's face.
The two males just looked at each other, having a silent conversation.
âDo you want to tell her?â is what [y/n]'s facial expression says based on the raised eyebrow.
âI guess it's time to tell her.â Lucifer says through his facial expression, as a sigh left his lips.
The others just stared in silence as the two males looked at each other in silent conversation.
âCharlie, this is [y/n]... My... Significant other.â
After Lucifer introduced the unknown man, Charlie's jaw dropped.
So did the other's.
The only thing Charlie can think is âHoly shit, I'll have two dads.â
âSEE?! I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT MY GAYDAR IS POPPING OFF SINCE THEY ARRIVEDâ
It was a wild night. From the dad off, some loan sharks deciding to cause a mess. (Charlie has three dads now)
Do you guys want this as a series? I'm thinking of actually writing this concept because aihsjans it's so cutee and interesting đđ€
Also, I absolutely write for male readers as I myself is a man đ€ aosjsi maybe I should write more Lucifer x male! Reader?
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The Human Spider
The Team x Spider!Reader
summary: you are this universeâs one and only spider-person.
warnings/content: set before the 1st episode of young justice s1, a few marvel references, this whole thing is from the perspective of the reader whoâs basically Spider-Man so the writing is a bit sillyâŠbut I like it
word count: 2.1k
a/n: this is essentially an introduction to this world, Iâm really hoping I can pop a couple fics within this little universe đđđœ if not thenâŠIâm sorry LMAO. only time will tell. ENJOY!!!
Life was good.
I mean, how could it not be? You got to fight side by side with some of Earth's greatest heroes. Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash...oh and Black Canary andâ
Yeah. It was great. Not to mention how incredibly easy it was for you to defeat the bad guys you'd fought. You definitely didn't have four near death experiences because of them!
Well you did, but they were completely your fault and not at the hands of a couple of phony villains. They happened before you got used to your powers and gone through extensive training.
It seemed like a curse at first, but now you take them with stride. Your super strength foreign as you'd broke nearly everything in your apartment (that hadn't been a fun thing to explain to your Aunt and Uncle when they came home to a trashed place). Sticky hands well...getting stuck to literally everything. The amount of money you spent replacing your clothes after accidentally ripping up your whole closet only trying to get ready for school...that was also not fun explaining to your guardians.
And the webs. Oh boy. You didn't want to think about it. The hole in your wrist that shot out webs like a proper spider freaked you out the most. You nearly turned yourself in to the government after that one. It was something that took the most mental work to control, the weird hole (yuck) closing up when you didn't need it.
The one thing you did appreciate immediately was the abs. Yeah, those were nice to wake up to one morning.
Today was just another day in your life. A simple mission happening in the middle of the city. Actually it was a pretty unusual mission, it wasn't the regular Ice Family or Joker cult you were fighting...but a Rhino. Seemingly a man in a Rhino cosplay. And his henchmen? Definitely not something you see everyday, but you have seen weirder.
Speaking of his henchmen...there was a lot of them. Enough to keep each member of the team occupied. They had insanely advanced weaponry, surprisingly keeping the fight going for a while.
You hadn't realized so many of the guys were on you now, all surrounding you and trying to shoot at you with guns that weren't spitting out regular bullets.
You look to your side and see your best friend (he doesn't think so but that's what you tell everyone so deal with it sucker). Speedy, Green Arrow's sidekick, Roy Harper under the mask, and Pain in the Ass (a nickname you'd affectionately given him) to you.
You were in a compromising position, one that you could easily get yourself out of. But now you've spotted an unoccupied Roy and you wanted to have a little fun admist the chaos.
"Hey pain in my ass! A little help here!" The men were now taking shots with their fists, all failing to land their hits of course. And your best friend had completely ignored you.
"Hellooooo you know I'm talking to you!"
"I told you I wouldn't answer when you called me that. And I thought I made myself very clear." Definitely referring to the embarrassing way he took you down in front of the team after harassing him all week with the nickname a month ago.
"Well you answered right now soo...."
An arrow suddenly flew right past you, nearly grazing your cheek. A couple more followed.
"Um hello?! You nearly took me out!"
"That's my way of saying cut it out while saving your ass. And don't your spidey senses detect that kind of stuff? Danger and threats? You should've seen them coming."
"Huh. Guess you aren't as threatening as you think you are. At least not with that silly little hat on."
He simply glared at you. He was definitely going to kick your ass later. (Again).
With your guys dealt with, you turned to watch as Flash and Kid Flash emptied out a school bus on the road. Well, watched was a strong word. The job was done before you could fully process what was happening.
And suddenly that same school bus was being throw your way by the Rhino-man. Directly above your head actually.
Uh oh.
CRASH!
This was the third time that's happened to you this week!
He had good aim, you'll admit. It landed on you perfectly, but thanks to your incredible strength he seemingly didn't know about (how could he not? You're literally the Spider-Person from tv! Spider-Person...pfft what a stupid name. No one seemed to come up with something better), the biggest indicator to this being his shocked face. Oh how you loved that look. You threw it right back at him. Jokes on Rhino-man, you also had incredible aim.
"It's gonna take a lot more than a school bus to take me out!" Although you could feel the nearly broken rib and bruises you'd need to get checked out before you went home today.
You sighed happily, dusting your hands, "light work to me. Maybe try one of those city buses next time? Might be heavier and more effective-"
The words barely left your mouth before a city bus was being throw at you, "Wait I didn't actually mean it!" You caught the bus this time. And although your senses knew the danger was coming, it was still a bus that caught you off guard with its weight. Your legs and arms quivered at the force of having to hold it up, you could feel every bruise spotted on your body with the strain and it was not fun. While your body healed faster than the average human, it definitely wasn't fast enough to recover from the previous hit.
The back of the bus was fully tipped to the sky. You prayed there was no one in this thing. And sure you were strong, but there was no way you could tip it back on its wheels without potentially hurting someone.
Luckily Superman helped you with that, seeing you struggle. He easily took it off your hands (show off) and maneuvered it so it was placed safely back on the road.
"Thanks Supes!" He gave a nod and his famous smile.
It was only a couple more minutes of fighting and cars being thrown around before the whole thing was wrapped up. The adults would give their words to the police and news reporters, blah blah blah...
While they did that, you and your best friends, the teens (the cooler ones) got together like you always did after a mission.
Superman is being interviewed by the infamous Lois Lane (the talk of the teen team, there was definitely tension there).
All while Wally stands a little behind them making faces and ridiculous poses for the camera. The rest of you stood out of shot either cackling or rolling your eyes.
Wally steps back, clearly offended. "What? All he's doing is flirting with her in front of a live audience. Remember what they said last time? No one's gonna be paying attention to me."
Robin snickers, "What? The whole 'no one can take Superman' 'but you sure can'?" He repeats their words in poorly done impressions.
"That was totally an innuendo!"
"Very mature KF."
"Hey! Robin and Spider laughed with me. And I saw Speedyâs smirk, he sat there trying to pretend he didn't find it funny. Maybe you should get that stick out of your ass, Aqualad?"
Roy, completely serious, replies, "Now that's no way to talk to the adults' favorite."
You perk up, "oh, me?"
Your friends immediately explode into disagreement, apparently in disbelief you'd think such a thing.
It was a simple story, how it all came to be. You got bit by a spider (totally cool about it).
Totally didn't scream your ass off because of it and stay paranoid the rest of the day, constantly thinking there was a creepy crawler on you...no. You found out the next day that you weren't actually paranoidâif you were in the first place, which you were not! Because apparently the spider had camped out in your clothes all day and night...
You totally didn't scream your ass off again that morning at the revelation.
You did scream at the sight of abs on your body that same morning though. And that's the only reason you'll ever thank the spider, forget the cool powers.
After that you thought it would be cool to use your powers for good, inspired by your uncle. You decided to have your own cool hero costume, symbol, and name (which you still haven't gotten. You originally thought of the Human Spider. People on the streets called it dumb, claiming they would not be calling you that). You had (unfortunately) been (TEMPORARILY!) named the Spider-Person. Which was insanely stupid and you needed to come up with something quick before it stuck completely. Maybe the Human Spider wasn't so good but it wasn't as bad as your unofficial name now!
Anyways, as for the cool hero costume. You had to use what you had at the time, which was...your normal clothes. Getting a costume online seemed cheap, and dressing up as an existing character in the media and saving people seemed wrong. It would only deny your identity as a hero. So you put on whatever clothes (mostly colorful pajamas) that you had, covered the bottom half of your face with a bandanna, and called it a night. And boy did that get you a lot of ridicule, but you got the job done, right? The only thing it didn't do was protect your body from scrapes and...stab wounds. You hated little knives.
You're not the smartest in the world and it's not like you had the money someone like Bruce Wayne could pull out of their ass and make cool superhero wear.
Once you were recruited by Batman, he gave you your own hero costumeâno, suit. Every suggestion you made was followed. It was perfect. The mask had to be your favorite part though. Something you didn't suggest was the some type of magic on it, something called hammerspace. Basically you could have any type of hair, or ears...probably even a pair of headphones on your head and it won't show through. It'll seemingly disappear to this hammerspace (you weren't sure how it worked exactly, but it works nonetheless so you won't question it). The magic was done by a team member who was needed very rarely named Zatara. Another man with a silly hat on his head.
You attempted to try it with Batman to see if his bat ears would disappear (which was completely encouraged by Robin by the way. No- completely his idea!) He was not happy. (You got benched for a month...no patrols, no missions...and Robin got off scott-free! How was that fair?!)
Wally starts to bring up your part of the fight, specifically the bus incident.
"Hey isn't that the third time that's happened to you this week?"
You sigh, exasperated and playing it up, "yes."
Robin butts in before you could say anything more, "Couldn't you have caught them? Y'know with your spidey senses and incredible strength?" He has the nastiest smirk on his face. His smartass totally figured you out.
"Well yeah, duh. But it's fun seeing the looks on the bad guys' faces when they realize I'm not dead and I can carry a however many pound bus! Is that so bad?"
"No but it's embarrassing for us."
"What? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Yeah, our best friend who's powers include crazy senses that gives them insane reflexes? That best friend can't catch a big, yellow bus being thrown at them? Embarrassing." The one time Roy will take the claim as your best friend is when he's insulting you? Unsurprising.
Kaldur cut in, sensing your defense a mile away, "It is pretty shameful of you."
Your jaw dropped, even Kaldur of all of people was agreeing? Oh this is insane!
You point a figure at your friends, trying to get your threat across, "Well I find that incredibly offensive and you should all take that back before I-"
"Isn't the point of your powers to detect danger before it comes? How come that's the third time this week you've been hit by a school bus? It's embarrassing, Spider." Batman's monotone voice made his words all the more insulting. Your frown deepened.
You sigh, "Yup. Real embarrassing for me. I got that."
"No, embarrassing for me. I've got a reputation to keep up."
He walks away without another word.
"I can't tell if he was trying to joke around like you guys were, but I'm still offended."
"He was being dead serious. And for the record, so were we."
I wrote this before I wrote my Conner fic. I just realized I made Batman tease reader at the end of both fics�?
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semi-live blog
They are immediately the cutest fucking people when together. So soft, so giggly.
I know itâs part of their social culture, but they drink a lot. Maybe itâs because I donât drink, but dang.
âJungkook is currently doing his skincare.â They add to the screen after panning away for scenery, yet leaving the sounds of *slap slap slap*đ
Jungkook cycling through multiple pairs of sunglasses, and Jimin swanning in and picking the first pair is peak! Theyâre so similar I yet so different, lol.
Another thing Iâm sure is part of their culture, is the way they pay for stuff, but I find it interesting still that weâve seen Jimin buy almost everything during their trips, since as far as we know they have pretty lax hierarchy rules between the two of them normally.
Jungkook is in the most romantic moment of his life, lmao! âI love it here!!!â said a million times. That man was experiencing a real life Hallmark movie in his head.
I also thought they spoke/understood way more Japanese than they apparently do.
âCome on everybody!â I understood that reference.
The way they chose to animate over everything to avoid having to blur a billion people in the station is HILARIOUS!
Jimin is too funny bro.
This train ride is so peaceful, itâs selling me on visiting Sapporo despite being broke and not speaking a lick of Japanese.
Can we also discuss how âMy man, my man, my man.â Jungkook is? Yet Jimin is too, and somehow both is more than the other, lol. They are perpetually on some, âJimin will like this.â âWhereâs Jungkook?â *films food, pans to Jimin* *films the outside world, pans to Jungkook* *cuddle even while walking* type stuff. Just lovesick.
Girl!dad Jimin confirmedđ„° Heâll be such a sweet dad too, I think. Heâs so patient and kind, which is heavily required to raise another human.
I loooooooooe Jiminâs jacket dude.
The way Jimin immediately pivoted to making JK laugh when he tried to downplay himself. Like I said, âMy man, my man, my man.â Donât talk bad about his man, even if you are his man.
My most delusional Jikook theory youâll ever hear from me: âAre You Sure?â actually became the title because they were asking it if each other, because they in looooooooooove.
Also, to answer my own question from my previous list⊠yes, the bubble is back.
Role play Jikook strikes again!
Jungkook is it slick! He played with that sip of whiskey the entire time, but the minute Jimin left he downed it.
Them forgetting to pay wouldâve been me. And JK initially sending Jimin back to do it would have also been me. You got it, extrovert! Take the embarrassment for the both of us!
Theyâre so cute! This snow fight makes me want to be somewhere cold for the holidayâčïž
The food always looks so damn good! Lord Iâm jealous.
I need someone to compile all the times JM and JK go out to eat together, and let me know if Jimin is the one with his back always to the door? Itâs a thing in America at least, that the âprotectorâ tends to sit where they can see the door, and I donât know if thatâs a thing in SK as well, but itâs cute, because it matches their dynamic either way.
âYour fingers were all over it.â SIR!? Youâve had his sweaty ear in your mouth⊠heâs had his mouth on your neck⊠youâve also had his fingers in your mouth before and vice verse⊠AND yâall constantly eat and drink off each other⊠in fact⊠yesterday he bit the very sausage you were in the middle of eating and then you continued eating it⊠before that you gladly allowed him to put his TOES next to your face while you were BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. Stop playing with me, Jeon Jungkook!
Jimin legit being ready to beat Taeâs ass over a dumpling is too crazy, lol. And folks be acting like he some docile helpless baby. Meanwhile, JK is a mediator. They definitely made for each other.
End of the episode. It was fun. Felt like the start of a holiday special. And I didnât mention it up top, because I decided to âlive blogâ thoughts like ten minutes in or whatever, but Jungkook softly and sweetly saying he wanted to come back to Japan because it reminded him of their first trip together⊠SOBBING! Heâs such a sentimental guy, with an equally as sentimental guy on his arm.
They truly do vibe so well, and I understand with each passing episode why them enlisting together was a non-choice choice. They click. Like they said themselves, theyâre one person split into two bodies, and itâs clear as day they thrive off of being around one another.
Not to get too sappy either, but itâs insane they feel that way about their bond and dynamic, on top of all the things that already just so happened to bring them together. Not just born in the same country, but same city. Auditioned for the same music group. Actually made it into the same group⊠they were destined to meet, and even they feel that way. All thatâs missing is them being the same age, and theyâd be the same person. Thatâs an insane thing to say, but really tells you how deeply they value their connection.
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i LOVEEE the way you write hamzah can we get general bf hcssđđđ
boyfriend!hamzah headcannons
tysm!! loved writing this sm , thank you for the support!!
- first off, the nicknames he would give you! probably very basic, names like baby, babe, honey, etc. he would also call you girl and lady because heâs so sassy đ
- speaking of his sassiness, itâs completely out of control. as well as being your boyfriend, heâs your number one gossip buddy.
- âgirl, i know she did NOT say that to youâŠâ âwho does she think she isâŠâ he lives for the drama
- if youâre a big reader and have a favorite book, he would try so hard to read it (which is so sweet because i swear this man is illiterate). maybe even for your birthday he would annotate it and give it to you. all of his annotations would be sooo dumb, like âBRO WHAT?â âEWâ or just stupid jokes about the characters.
- heâs a secret hopeless romantic. like he acts all nonchalant in front of everyone else but when itâs just the two of you, heâs actually really sweet and loves doing stupid romantic stuff.
- do NOT open your own car door infront of this man, he will sulk up and be salty for the rest of the day
- IMAGINE ARCADE DATES WITH HIM OMG
- he is a BIG cuddler, but he denies that he likes being the small spoon. but when heâs really sleepy, he begs you to cuddle him. at any time of the day, he will drop everything to cuddle on the couch with you.
- he LOVESSS when you play with his hair, he will literally fold
- hamzah will use any excuse to bring you up on the channel, a lot like martin does with mandy.
- speaking of martin and mandy, you all go on double dates all of the time. heâs so happy that he doesnât have to third wheel them anymore.
- he loves matching outfits with you. trust he forces you to wear camo pants with him!!
- hamzah films tiktoks with you all the time, like that one lipstick trend. also you would lip sync âpromiscuousâ with him, iykyk
- heâd also have you on the podcast all of the time, and sometimes have special episodes with just you and him when martin is busy.
- you and mandy would be best friends and make fun of your boyfriends together đ«¶đ»
- hamzah is secretly very good at cooking, and itâs one of his love languages. youâd randomly come home to a full course gourmet meal on a random tuesday night. the only problem is he is extremely messy, and is covered head to toe in various ingredients.
- another one of his love languages is just quality time. he loves to spend time alone with you, and do things you both like.
- I LOVE BOYFRIEND!HAMZAH OMFG
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attack on titan headcanons #13
synopsis: they love you but, you love their best friend.
characters involved: eren, mikasa, armin, sasha, connie, jean, reiner, bertolt, annie, levi, erwin & hange
notes: i made my first ever lengthy fanfic! first 3 episodes are out so, go check it out!!
â eren jaeger - armin arlert
his heart is crushed to smithereens but, heâll never ever show it because as long as your happy, thatâs all he can ask for in this dreadful world plus, iâm sure armin would be happy for you so⊠itâs a bonus. i guess. heâll be fine watching you two get together (no he wonât) (heâll cry and punch a lot of things).
â armin arlert - mikasa ackerman
he gets it, mikasa is way better than him in several different ways but also, stronger than him. she has the resilience for what it takes to survive in this world, sheâs not called a 100 man army for no reason! she can protect you and probably love you better than he could. finding out this news takes a huge toll on his self esteem to be honest đ.
â mikasa ackerman - eren jaeger
oh, TRUST ME! sheâs been there and done that, she gets it, if not more than anyone. she feels very conflicted because she got over eren⊠developed feelings for you⊠now, you like eren? it genuinely just feels like someoneâs playing a sick joke on her.
â jean kirsten - connie springer
okay this actually kind of shocked jean because he thought was IN, he was complimenting you, you seemed to be liking it and taking them well plus, you spent a lot of time together! but then, he found out from reiner that you were gossiping with the girls, giggling about connie⊠maybe heâs funnier? kinder to you? more⊠handsome?!
â connie springer - sasha braus
wow. he loves sasha but cmon, SHES SO STUPIDđ. he starts being really mean about her, not to her face, but heâll make a sly comment here and there in front of people. oh, she messed up on the training? god, sheâs so incapable! she tripped and fell? god, sheâs so unaware of her surroundings! how stupid, amirite? donât fret, jean is always there to wack him over the head and tell him to shape up. he only does it because it genuinely really upset him. he liked you a lot.
â sasha braus - jean kirsten
oh! i mean i guess that makes sense, sasha is just kind of a kind of silly food lover but jean⊠jean is ambitious, strong and motivated. maybe thatâs what you want in a partner. she definitely changes her habits just out of feeling sad, like not eating as much, being more quiet, becoming less playful etc. everyoneâs super worried but she barely realises sheâs doing it.
â reiner braun - annie leonhart
well i be damned đ. reiner never thought heâd see the day but here we are, you like annie and he likes you. he likes annie, donât get me wrong, and he totally sees her good traits but like⊠really? you have a CRUSH on annie leonhart? heâs more confused than anything. honestly heâs grateful after a while (not really) because youâre a devil (youâre not to him, you look like youâve fallen from the heavens) and he has to kill you (he would never).
â bertolt hoover - reiner braun
deep sigh. deepest of sighs. QUICK EVERYONE ACT SURPRISED! bertolt has always been in reiners shadow, just because heâs more reserved doesnât mean heâs any lesser than reiner, cmon! but, he realised that maybe you just want someone like reiner, someoneâs who is extroverted and manly.
â annie leonhart - bertolt hoover
well then, this is quite the turn of event. annie and bertolt were so close, she can totally see why youâd like him and itâs a TOTAL weight off her shoulders. she wouldâve never confessed, girls got too much going on so, thank god your eyes wandered somewhere else. but, it doesnât make it any less harder watching you and bertoltâŠ
â levi ackerman - hange zoĂ«
yeah no, like he totally gets it đđđ. you totally didnât break his heart FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IN THIS MANS LIFETIME. bro cannot catch a break⊠itâs chill though. heâs chill, your chill, everyoneâs chill (iâm so upset i have to write this) although, he will act more irritated with hange, even more than usual, heâll act like theyâre a pain in the arse. but, itâs understandable hange is, after all, more fun, talkative, intelligent and an all round better person to be with.
â erwin smith - levi ackerman
SECOND PERSON THATS BEEN SNATCHED FROM ERWIN but, at least itâs not nile dok again. he totalllyyy gets it like, itâs the levi ackerman. the worlds strongest soldier? hello?? he may be short but heâs strong, fearless, can protect you and goodness gracious he is handsome!! itâs hard for erwin to watch however, he makes sure to bottle it all up and focus on the task at hand.
â hange zoĂ« - erwin smith
erwin smith⊠wow. maybe hange was just too⊠annoying for you? thatâs the only solution they can come to. you still come to visit them and ask about titans and what not, itâs so hard to hear you talk about all the time youâve been spending with erwin when you used to spend that time with hange. theyâll divulge fully into their work and become more recluse for a while.
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My brother and I are watching Dungeon Meshi together btw and we just finished ep 8. Some notable stuff while we watched
- he likes that even tho Laios seems like a deadpan character at first glance, he's actually goofy af and has all these quirks
- he wishes Senshi was his friend. I do too man...
- I often forget Chilchuck's name. My brother dgaf and has been calling him "Boots" this entire time
- my brother both hates and loves the amount of attention to detail the author gives regarding the world building. He loves it because it's fascinating how incorporated the ecosystem of the dungeon is to the story and characters' actions and the thought that goes into how the monsters are cooked is very fun to see. He just hates that he can't nitpick. It's too good.
- *Kabru shows up* "He looks like he was drawn by you." "What's that supposed to mean??đ" "Idk"
- call me mean but i think it's so funny that Laios' party have met Kabru's party only as corpses so far. At this point it's gonna be weird meeting them when they're alive.
- "the author's a woman" "ofc it is. Is she middle aged too?"
(a reference to his rant about his realization that his favorite pieces of media were made by adult women)
"google doesn't know much about her age." "I bet she's 30 at least. The writing is too good"
- *during the ghost episode* brother: well now i feel bad about the dilly-dallying. Quit eating, ur sister's being digested!
- we both really love Falin btw. The flashback ep with marcille has cemented her in our hearts. She's so cute đđđđ
- thank god for the lack of sexual fanservice btw
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â„ïžReveling in Richonne - TOWL
#48: The Wedding Plans (1.05)
Of all the Jadis and Father Gabriel flashbacks, this was the best one right here because we get to learn something so special - Rick wanted to have a wedding with Michonne. đ Officially marrying his wife is one of the many milestones that trifling Jadis stole from them, and Michonne also addresses some other missed milestones Jadis took from them as they hunt her down đ...
Flashing back to two years ago, Jadis and Father Gabriel have another one of their annual meetings in the forest. Jadis asks, âHowâs Rickâs wife doing?â And I do like hearing Michonne be referred to as 'Rickâs wife' by someone, even tho itâs one of my least favorite someones.
Father Gabriel says, âMichonne? Sheâs away helping people.â And even with this, I was like...SIR, are you at all curious why Jadis is curious about how Rickâs wife - who Jadis wasnât close to - is doing? Like, please...
I'm not even saying Father Gabriel needed to immediately put together that Jadis had anything to do with Rick, since he, like many, thought Rick died. But still, he could have at least been a bit more suspicious of Jadis' whole situation and told some people back home about her and her helicopter.
And then Iâm side-eying Father Gabriel again when he asks, âWhy did you call her his wife?â Gabe, you have to ask? đ Lol, I know itâs not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but, the second I even realized these two were having these yearly meet-ups, everything they said and did had me looking at both of them like...
Jadis says, âI mean, wasnât she?â And I just know sheâs thinking about how Rick barely says five words to her in Philly and most of those words are about his wife. đ
Father Gabriel says, âWell not officially. If that matters anymore.â I said now Father G, I know you see Michonne every day raising those kids and wearing a wedding ring around her neck. Thatâs Rickâs wife, stop playing.Â
Also, in TWD I was proud of Father Gabriel when he had his whole evolution into a real one and became a valued member of the group. But seeing TOWL made me remember that while Father G has grown a lot, this man did in fact enter this franchise with snake tendencies.
Had me wondering if his snake past is what makes him intrinsically drawn to this snake Jadis. But little does Father G know, that while he's actually tried to improve himself, Jadis is still slithering through life and causing so much harm.
Something I do like about this exchange between them tho is it feels like yet another thing TOWL came to set the record straight on regarding Richonne. Like for all the viewers that used to comment âno ring, no marriage,â stuff about Richonne, this was TOWL being like nope, Rick and Michonne are and have long been husband and wife, period. đđœ
This show didn't allow any room to downplay, discredit, or dismiss who Rick and Michonne are to each other and how much they mean to each other and I'll always appreciate TOWL for that. đ
Then we get to the best part of these Jadis/Father Gabriel flashbacks when Father Gabriel says, âItâs funny. One day, Rick said that I should marry them. Maybe we should do it right there on the bridge that we were buildingâ
Yâall. đ« When I tell you I was gagged when I heard that the first time.
I had been ready for them to just hurry this Jadis/Father G scene up but then I heard that line and...
I adore that we got to learn that Rick wanted to have a wedding and was making plans for it before he was taken. He wanted to marry Michonne on the bridge. đ„č The very bridge he was then taken from her for years. đ„ș
Watching Rick's season 9 episodes back, theyâre now even better knowing that making his marriage to Michonne official was on his mind. Itâs almost like you can see it with certain scenes, even tho obviously this detail was more added in TOWL rather than pre-planted in TWD.
Itâs so sweet too because Rick was so adamant about that bridge being completed and I love knowing that it was both because of its practicality/symbolism of unity bringing the communities together and because it was where he and Michonne could celebrate their own special union with a wedding.
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This was esepcially great to hear because I had always felt that Rick would be the type to give Michonne a ring and want that traditional solidification of their marriage. So it was nice to hear these details that show he really was working on it. đ„č
Also, another TWD scene that becomes extra emotional upon learning that Rick wanted to marry Michonne on the bridge is Michonneâs first scene post-Rick in 9.06.
Michonne goes to the destroyed bridge years later and essentially expresses how sheâs still so committed to Rick and still fighting for him and them and their family. Itâs almost like she's saying vows.
And little did Michonne know (because Iâm sure Father Gabrielâs secret-squirrel behind didnât tell her) that bridge is the very place Rick wanted them to exchange vows and get married. đ
Rick truly does look at Michonne and see his future because he had big plans for the two of them in season 9. He was fully ready to have a wedding and a baby with her in his final TWD eps.
Also, in the season 8 premiere, Maggie asks Rick if heâs been thinking about what 'tomorrow' looks like and he confidently says "Yes I have" as well as telling Maggie, "After this, Iâm following you."
I already always got the sense that part of that meant Rick was thinking about expanding his family by having a baby with Michonne. But I like how now after TOWL that s8 scene really reads like Rick was thinking about having a baby with Michonne and officially marrying her. That's what he wanted his 'tomorrow' to look like. đ„Č
And a Richonne bridge wedding would have been beautiful. đ„č In my head, Rick and Michonne definitely go on to have a wedding with their kids a part of it now that theyâre back home.Â
Father Gabriel says, âBut I couldnât see the future he described, so I sat on a log in the forest, and there at my feet in the dirt right in front of me was a ring. It seemed like itâd make a pretty nice wedding ring.â
See, see, see, even when others donât see your vision, God gonâ see the vision. And He always makes a way. Amen. đđœ
And Richonne is blessed and highly favored so of course a ring showed up. đ
But then...yâall, I have to side-eye Father Gabriel yet again with what he does next.
Father Gabriel says how he picked up the ring and thought to put it someplace that Rick would find it âbecause I could suddenly see that somedayâ and then this man takes the ring out, revealing that heâs been holding onto it all these years đ...
Um imo, it would have been nice if shortly after the bridge he had told this story to Michonne and let her decide what she wanted to do with the ring.
Michonne clearly finds a lot of solace in these types of sentimental items and wore a wedding ring around her necklace. It could have possibly been a comforting thought for her to know this was the ring Rick might have proposed with since he was planning on them getting formally married with a priest and everything.
IDK, this was just making me feel like team family tried Michonne once again.Â
Father Gabriel says sadly, âBut then what happened, happened.â And Jadis, perhaps masking remorse but still as self-centered as always, just starts talking about how she looks forward to their next visit and the chance to just sit and talk and feel like who she was. How can she be so unmoved by the fact that sheâs kept two people who love each other dearly apart for years? She got to have moments of feeling like who she was while Rick lost himself day by day. đ
Jadis starts opening up a bit more about what she does and how it weighs on her but sheâs committed to the mission and...they just can never make me like Jadis, tbh. đȘ Even when she's supposed to be showing her more human side I'm still just like...
And then Father Gabriel gets one more side-eye from me when he gives Jadis of all people that ring. What? đ
The only thing I like about that choice to give her the ring is that itâs kinda like the ring had a similar journey to Rick. It was stuck with Jadis for years but then eventually found its way to its rightful person - Michonne. đđœ
But otherwise, I was like 'Father G, why would you...???' Jadis of all people should hold onto the ring he found for Rick to give to Michonne?? đȘ Wasnât exactly here for that choice. But that wedding ring leads to not one but two of my absolute favorite Richonne moments going forward so itâs all good now. đđđœ
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In the present, Rick and Michonne engage in a car chase with Jadis.
Rick says they canât kill her but Michonne begs to differ saying, âOh we can.â I promise Michonne and I stay on the same wavelength at all times lol. đđœââïž Michonne,...
Rick says, âI told you, she left a file about home for the CRM to find.â Michonne knows Jadis is just a neverending source of destruction when she says, âTo destroy Alexandria because thatâs what she does, Rick. She destroys!â Wrong where? đŻ
Also, I love the little detail of seeing Michonne is wearing the M bracelet while sheâs driving. Like they had to rush to get dressed and go chase after Jadis but Michonne still said Iâm gonna remember to put on this bracelet from my man before we go. Here for it. đ
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And then I so appreciate that we get a moment for Richonne to acknowledge the valuable and important life moments and milestones Rick missed because of Jadis as Michonne says, âShe robbed us of you being there to see your son being born. Taking his first step.â đ
I love that she says robbed âusâ because Rick being there to see his son being born and RJ's first steps would have been such incredibly special moments for Rick and Michonne to share. đą
And Jadis really took that from them. Because while yes Rick was going to need the kind of medical assistance the Civic Republic could provide to survive the injuries he got from that rebar, he eventually would have been healed up enough to go home and recover there and be present for at least the tail end of Michonneâs pregnancy and birth. If only he hadnât been held captive somewhere he couldnât leave. đ
Then I absolutely adore that, upon hearing Michonne mention super special milestones that Rick has missed in his wife and sonâs life, Rick is immediately on the kill-Jadis train as he says, âOkay, what do we do after sheâs dead?â I love the switch-up and how heâs instantly on board. đ He knows Jadis has got to go for, as he said before, stealing their family.
Michonne says theyâll do whatever they have to do and sis is not playing. đđœ Jadis ainât making it out of today alive if Michonne has anything to do with it.
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Michonne rams into Jadisâ car and then they eventually get Jadis to crash off the path. As they continue their Jadis hunt down on foot, Jadis flees and enlists the help of that one noodle-less trio. She clearly has a scheme in mind because one thing about a snake...
In the woods, Rick tells Michonne that the CRM's bases are spread out across the country and they have to figure out which one Jadis hid the dossier in. Rick suggests there might be a route where they can take Jadis alive and talk to her to get some info.
Rick notes how Jadis clearly hated being called Anne and he thinks that the Anne-version of Jadis is still in there somewhere. (Both versions gotta go, in my book đ€·đœââïž)
He says, âIf thereâs something she can give us first - something to keep Alexandria safe.â But Michonne feels they donât need Jadis for that when she says, âWeâll keep it safe." And then, determined for Jadis to meet her maker before the sun sets, Michonne adamantly says, "But sheâs gonna die.â
You already know I'm with that energy. But I get where Rick is coming from too as he says, âWe need to keep it safe without risking anything."
Rick then adds, "I couldnât see some things. I couldnât. You helped me. Maybe we can help her, and if we canât...â And Michonne is in her full deadly mode as she finishes Rickâs sentence saying, âThen I can kill her.â She is not interested in deprogramming that lady. đ
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First; I love that Rick stays giving Michonne credit for how she helped him. He knows that after the mental warfare the CRM did on him, he was finally able to see the light - the real light not âthe last light of the worldâ - because of his wife.
And second; itâs admirable that Rick has it in his heart to want to help even someone who has done him so wrong. HoweverâŠJadis done had too many chances for help and she squandered it or took advantage of it every time cuz sheâs a snake through and through. So the time for helping her has passed, which is why Michonne is hellbent on killing her.
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Rick says, âBe my guest." because while he knows Jadis can be a resource to getting things they need, he also doesn't mind if she gets sent six feet under. I mean, killing her was a dream of his so he gets it. đđœ
Then Rick says, "Maybe just maim first.â and that delivery is great and always makes me smile. đ Rick trying to talk killing down to maiming - you can tell he knows his wife is gonna rip Jadis up somehow someway for everything sheâs done to him and their family.
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I donât think Michonne even quite heard Rick's 'maim' comment cuz she spots some fresh blood on a tree and as a lethal woman on the hunt, sheâs immediately ready to follow where it leads. And as they go, this pursuit leads to Richonne's final confrontation with Jadis. đđđœ
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Vedic Astrology Observation (based on shows/films part 4)
I'm watching the series Archer and I guessed three main nakshatra archetypes correct! This includes Uttarabhadrapada, which is so potent in the two of the most prominent female characters in the main character's life.
First of all, this series is about espionage. So immediately, I know there are moon nakshatras. The main character, Sterling Archer, embodies lunar qualities: being a secret agent, going undercover, using disguises/aliases, trickery etc. etc.
Another hint that supported my theory of the character being lunar is how the fandom literally compare his character design to Henry Cavill who is a Shravana Moon.
As Henry Cavill is also famous for being in the espionage, spy film The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Another hint is Archer being a huge fanboy for Burt Reynolds who he inspires after or quotes during his epic, spy missions. And Burt Reynolds is a Hasta Moon, Rohini Ascendant.
Burt Reynolds even guest starred in an episode as himself and we see our main character fanboying throughout.
Burt Reynolds is famous for his spy film Operation CIA in which he plays a CIA agent who is undercover as a university professor.
The character Sterling Archer has to be voiced by a moon nakshatra native, right?
Finally, I went out to find the voice actor and calculated his vedic chart. Thank goodness the guy has his birthtime available; and accurate, at that. And I guessed right!!! đđđŒ
Just like Henry Cavill, also Shravana, who was a highly voted candidate in the fandom to play the live-action version.
But, in the very beginning of watching this series, the character Sterling immediately struck me as a Sun nakshatra native. His inability to commit to a relationship or anything; having zero devotion to anything.
He improvises everything; not much of a planner which makes him come off more carefree. He is missing this cold, lunar quality to him of being a strategist or even just being highly intelligent. I've always believed that Sun men are quite... bimbos, to say the least. Claire Nakti explored this in her Sun dominant men video more articulately and respectfully; and Archer embodies this energy too.
So, in the beginning episodes of the series, I believed he was mainly Sun dominant before witnessing other aspects of the character expanding.
I also noticed that he is emotionally volatile and loud and extremely comedic, which is not really Solar or Lunar, but Rahuvian. And guess what? The voice actor is an Ardra Moon, which makes a lot of sense.
But, I was right, again, to assume him being a Sun nakshatra. Because the voice actor also has Krittika Sun. Ha!
The reason why his Sun nakshatra was more blatantly obvious in the beginning for me was because of his relationship with his ex girlfriend, Lana!
Lana, whose character design is quite literally inspired by Rihanna's physique.
Rihanna, who I personally believe is an Uttarabhadrapada Ascendant, as her birthtime is rated C (unlikely to be accurate). And even if you don't think she's Uttarabhadrapada, fine, but the character Lana is.
She is the Saturn nakshatra archetype.
She's very kickass, warrior-like and has a masculine edgeâ which are the type of characters usually played by Saturnians/Uttarabhadrapadas.
I immediately noticed with how she butts heads with Archer. Uttarabhadrapada is a nakshatra in which its women are known for emasculating other male archetypes/even going head to head with men ruled by fiery-hot planets such as the Sun. Their chemistry in the series is the epitome of the Saturn woman x Sun man pairing.
Sun and Saturn are literally mortal enemies.
But people with this planetary rulership tend to be intrigued by each other. It seems to be very similar to having an intense square synastry with someone, in my opinion, which might add sexual/romantic tension more often than not.
Archer's mother is another important female figure in his life who is also Uttarabhadrapada.
She's a hardened woman who is in charge of a spy agency, a masculine job, and she acts or looks very similar to characters such as 1996's Cruella Deville or Miranda Priestly (both also played by Saturn nakshatras; both characters' hair are pale white).
Malory Archer quite literally ruined her son's life since he was born; always emasculating him even in his adult life. She's had a very cold, (Saturn) oppressive nature towards him since he was young. Saturn nakshatras are either known to humiliate its natives, or natives under this nakshatra lord will further humiliate/abuse others into their cold grip.
A trope I've seen often with this nakshatra, which makes sense if you think of them being the literal ice dragon.
I immediately noticed that she is Uttarabhadrapada not just from her masculine, commanding role in the seriesâ but from the outfits she wears in every episode. She's always wearing cold colours, especially powder blue.
Uttarabhadrapada characters almost always have something significant that is coloured blue, which you'll always associate with the character; as Claire Nakti brilliantly pointed out in her Uttarabhadrapada video. And that's how I knew.
And her relationship with Lana, who is also very Uttarabhadrapada coded, is interesting. The same way Sun men tend to respect each other and always find each other from across the room, Saturn women always have a quiet air of respect for each other's strength.
The first time Malory met Lana, she pointed a gun to her head and Lana stubbornly stood her ground. It was like Malory immediately recognized herself in Lana. She was so impressed by her that she hired her to work at her agency as a top spy, just like that.
I was so certain that they were Uttarabhadrapadas and finally had the courage to check their charts AND I WAS RIGHT! Both voice actors are Uttarabhadrapadas!!
Their dynamic features this very Ascendant-Moon synastry â I definitely couldn't have guessed that one. This synastry quite literally demonstrates seeing yourself (Moon) in someone else (the Ascendent person). I've been very into studying synastries lately and it's always interesting how it plays out.
Anyway, now it makes sense why Sterling has a connection with Lana. Even though Lana isn't half as worse as Malory, I've always noticed their similarities. Like Lana, Malory used to be a kickass, spy lady before Sterling was born. They both have very sharp, stern personalities and are frequently annoyed by Sterling's existence. And in Sterling's case, it is true that you'll subconsciously seek out traits in a partner that are similar to your parent's.
Also, Sterling's unhealthy relationship with women & sex (unsuccessfully) fills up the empty hole inside of him that was supposed to be nourished by his mother's love as a child. This makes him fearful of intimacy and closeness, which is common with Sun nakshatra natives.
Malory's neglect is still a running gag in the series â she's emotionally hardened which is a prominent theme for Uttarabhadrapada (especially for the female natives). Being the middle nakshatra in the Pisces segment, it truly is the only Pisces that can struggle with intimacy, vulnerability or melancholic fluff. Which makes sense as Saturn is there. Luckily in Revati, there is more freedom and unrestrained expansion. There is a reason why Venus exalts in 27° of Pisces, where Revati lies. Revati is everything love and philosophical. Uttarabhadrapada isn't always comfortable expressing sentimentality, as they tend to be very self-restraint or outwardly hardened.
Anyway. I'm not done with the characters. I'll make a part 2 once I have the energy.
Ugh I'm sooo good at guessing nakshatras! LMAOO đ
Especially moon nakshatras. I'm still so intrigued by moon men.
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GOJO'S SIX EYES because we don't talk enough about what Gojo sees... and when you really think about it, it's TOO MUCH
First off, thinking about how freaking insecure I'd be if Gojo were real and he could see me.
That man's vision is beyond 20/20 when his eyes are uncovered... Aside from seeing cursed energy in incredible detail, he can probably see very fine details and that's scary.
He can see all the flaws. LITERALLY.
There's a panel in the manga that also revealed he can see someone's soul... WHAT THE FUCK. He perceives it the same way Mahito can.
A normal human body to his uncovered eyes consists of physical and spiritual layers and he can see it.
Gege mentioned in a fan book that with the blindfold on, his vision is like a high definition thermal camera.
What does the world even look like to his naked eyes?
Do his eyes function like a microscope sometimes? Since, you know, manipulation of cursed energy to an atomic level and all that. And when he was a student, he passively mentioned learning how to detect poisons to essentially train his Infinity to recognize it as a threat and filter it out.
Speaking of manipulating cursed energy to an atomic level, Gojo would be great at physics, chemistry, and math. đ€·ââïž
How far is his field of vision and how's the depth? Do the Six Eyes defy logic and Gojo has 340Âș vision? Like a bird of prey or something? Maybe not literally, but his visual perception probably is something similar to that or idk.
I bet he can see through his eyelids too.
Can he see through walls? It's insinuated that he can in Season 1 Episode 3, when Nobara was fighting that low Grade 3 Cursed Spirit. And he was wearing a blindfold.
Can he see other wavelengths of light? Infrared, radio, ultra-violet, X-ray, and gamma-ray?
The normal human eye interprets a limited range of light. Meaning, there are colors that normal people can't see. "Impossible colors" are a thing... And Gojo is not normal. Can Gojo SEE "IMPOSSIBLE COLORS"?
Gege... I know you hate the man, but give us a full breakdown of what the Six Eyes can SEE. I WANT TO KNOW. đ My imagination ain't enough.
His eyes got me on a spiral, and don't get me started on the amount of information his brain is probably processing every fucking day if his eyes are uncovered.
Also, if Megumi brings it up at some point, Gojo would DEFINITELY argue that he has better eyesight than a bald eagle. đ
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Pairing/AU: DBF!Joel Miller x F!reader, no outbreak
Rating: +18, Minors please donât interact, NSFW
Summary: Joel lets you convince him that you can help him get back in shape. (Do you remember the episode of Friends where Monica convinces Chandler to work out with her? The idea came to me while watching that episode. What came out of it, however, has almost nothing to do with that episode. LOL but I used the name Geller as a tribute)
Word count: 4254
Warnings: smut, age gap (reader is 22, Joel's age is not explicitly mentioned but I would say around 46/48), pov switch (I hope I succeeded because it's my first time), reader has breasts and vagina, she is wearing shorts and a sports bra and has a ponytail, other than that there is no other particularly accurate description of her, brat taming dynamic, power dynamic, unprotected p in v (reader is on the pill, please take precautions IRL), spit, cum eating, oral (m receiving), face fucking, fingering (f receiving), sex in a public place (a park LOL), risk of getting caught, swearing (A LOT), Joel is mean, reader is mean too and also a total brat, rough sex, praise kink, a little bit of orgasm control, a lot of bickering, Joel wears shorts (!!!), Joel comes inside her, sort of (?) seed kink, pet names (mostly good girl, honey, bratty little thing, cheeky little thing, babe), use of the term daddy once, readers calls Joel and old man and other nicknames multiple times, Joel slaps reader once during sex, I donât even know what to say, you all, itâs pure filth đ Title is from a Placebo song.
As always, English is not my first language so please be kind, no proofreading, no editing, no beta, itâs all my fault and Iâm very sorry, I hope this makes sense, otherwise pretend it never existed, thanks.
And thank you so much for reading my silly little stories, I'm still in disbelief that anyone is interested in what I write đ
Joel hadnât considered everything when you suggested it. Heâd looked at your big, shining eyes as you told him he didnât need to pay a lot of money to join a gym, youâd take care of getting him in shape.
Running had always been a part of you and you did it every morning so there wouldnât be any problems.
Luckily, you had just returned from college for the summer and would be spending three months at your parentsâ house before classes started again.
At first it seemed like a sentence, you would have preferred to go to Europe with your roommate but you had decided to save the money you had earned working as a waitress and you didn't feel like asking your parents for them.
As soon as you got out of your dadâs car, you saw Joel waving at you from across the street and you remembered when you had a crush on him. You thought youâd put it behind you and that it was just a passing teenage nonsense.
That day you realized that it wasn't like that, it hadn't gone away at all.
Two weeks had passed and your father had invited his best friend Joel for dinner.
Sure, why not.
You were so nervous that it took you an hour and a half to choose what to wear, your mother had come to your room twice to see what the hell you were doing and why you hadn't gone down to the kitchen to help her yet.
Why the hell did you get yourself into that situation?
After all, blowing your savings in Europe was probably not such a bad idea, after all you are 22 and had the right to enjoy your holidays. Stupid conscience, by now you could have been in Spain or Italy or even France.
You ended up wearing denim shorts and a crop top. Pretty much what you usually wore, but you thought you saw Joel peeking at your thighs few days before and you obviously liked the idea.
When your mother saw you she didn't make any comment, she had never made a fuss about how you dressed. And she certainly didn't imagine that those skimpy denim shorts were there to get her husband's best friend to look at you, it didn't even cross her mind. You were above suspicion.
When you saw him enter the dining room followed by your father you almost lost your breath.
Why was he so damn attractive? You should have convinced yourself to forget about him but you hadn't. You had tried to do it that night too, until he mentioned that he wanted to join the gym and you almost interrupted him and said "you could come running with me."
You felt like you were watching yourself from the outside and if you could you would have slapped yourself. Why had such a bullshit come out of your mouth.
Fuck.
You actually knew very well why.
Joel looked at you with a surprised expression. âAre you sure?â he asked, raising an eyebrow.
âOf course! Excuse me, you live across the street, is it possible that youâve never seen me running? Iâve been doing this for years.â
âI never noticed, kid, honestly noticing your habits is not a priority in my lifeâ Joel had replied nonchalantly.
Your father had laughed, covering his embarrassment.
Of course he knew. He had seen you scampering around the neighborhood in those skimpy shorts and that way-low-cut sports top. He had also wondered where the hell you had bought that stuff, didn't the good old tracksuits that covered everything exist anymore?
âWell, you could at least try. Weâll start with a short route. Just a few miles, do you think you can do it?â You replied, batting your eyelashes and looking at him with an angelic expression.
âSure, kiddo, I sweat all day to earn a living,â he retorted defiantly. âWho do you think I am?â
âAn old manâ you said candidly.
This time even your mother, who was usually composed and cared more about education than anything else, giggled.
Joel looked at you with an ironic expression âok, little girl, I'm inâ
âGood, then I'll see you at 6 because it will be too hot later, I'll come and knock on your doorâ you replied mischievously.
âPfff Do you think itâs a problem for me to wake up early? Iâve been waking up at 5 for decadesâ
âSure, but tomorrow is Saturdayâ
Joel rolled his eyes and let out a sigh.
You had won, incredible.
Your father looked at him smiling and shrugged, âwhat can I say, I have a smart daughterâ
Oh sure, you looked so pleased with yourself.
You hadn't won the war yet though.
ââââ
The next morning you wake up at 5, get ready, put on the shortest shorts you could find, a sports top that reaches just below your breasts, and go out quietly so as not to wake your parents.
You knock on Joel's door at 6 o'clock sharp, imagining his expression when he saw you.
Joel opens the door with a cup of coffee in his hand âhey girl! do you want a cup of coffee?â he asks you with a seraphic expression painted on his face.
He would never give you the satisfaction of being caught unprepared.
âIâve already had it at my house. Donât try to postpone the inevitable Mr Miller.â he hates it when you call him that, it makes him feel old and you know it.
âWhen did you become so simpering? I need to have a chat with your father.â he smirks.
âOf courseâ you reply rolling your eyes âSo are you ready or not? I wonât wait all morning.â
âI was born ready, little rascal, I'll take this to the kitchen and then we can goâ
âK, Iâll wait hereâ
You drum your fingers on the door frame as you watch him walk away. âTick tock, tick tock,â you taunt and he turns to glare at you as he walks past the kitchen threshold.
You have to admit, he looks pretty cute in shorts, in fact, who are you trying to fool⊠he has amazing legs.
And clearly, even if you never tell him, you think that he doesn't need anything and that the effort he puts into his job has already shaped him enough. This is just an excuse to spend time alone with him.
âCome on, letâs go,â he says, closing the door and putting his keys in his pocket. âKeep up with me, old man,â you say, smiling before stepping off his porch and running as fast as you can.
You hear him swearing behind you as he tries to catch up. After a hundred meters you see him coming up beside you and heâs out of breath âyou did it on purposeâ
âOf courseâ you giggle looking straight ahead.
âCan we slow down a bit now or were you planning on giving me a heart attack?â
âOkay, okay, I don't want you on my conscience, Mr Miller,â you start walking at a fast pace âwe can do this for a whileâ
You turn to him and see his face all red and sweaty. âDamn, are you down already?â
âNot a chance, little girl. And stop calling me Mr. Miller, you know it gets on my nerves.â he grunts trying to catch his breath
âYes I know, Mr Millerâ you reply with a flirtatious tone and you know he didnât miss it because he turns to you and looks at you and his eyes say âIâm going to make you regret thisâ
âSo, why did you come back here this summer?â
âCollege is expensive and my parents already do enough for me, Iâm trying to save as much as I can.â
âItâs a smart move and indeed very thoughtfulâ he admits
"See? I'm not as bad as you thinkâ you say glaring at him while you keep the pace âWhile weâre on the subject, you might not call me kiddo, Iâm not a kid anymore.â
âYeah, whatever, kiddo. Iâm good now just in case you are interestedâ
âOk, you asked for itâ you say in a challenging tone and start running again as fast as you can.
âHey!â He shout âyou little cheeky thing!â
âBlame yourself for it, geriatricâ you shout back.
Joel huffs and tries to run faster to catch up with you as you run away laughing.
He doesn't mind being behind though, he can see your ass bouncing hugged in those ridiculous shorts you've put on that barely cover your butt cheeks.
Heâs not supposed to think certain things, but you've been mischievous since you got back.
He has noticed how you look at him and how you always try to argue with him, he is pretty sure that this is your way of flirting and he finds it quite funny.
And well⊠you're definitely cute, much cuter than he remembered.
He forced himself not to do anything because you are his best friend's daughter but you don't make it easy for him.
And now youâre here in those skimp shorts and that sports bra so small that your boobs look like they could pop out at any moment.
And the worst part is your attitude.
Fuck, youâre making a mess in his pants lately.
âCome on, old man, you can do itâ oh you are so insolent in persisting in calling him old, he really should teach you a lesson.
He tries his hardest to reach you and you slow down, let him get a little closer and run away again.
âJesus Christâ he cuss under his breath and try to run faster and you let him getting closer and then you sprint away again laughing and calling him a couch potato.
You keep going like this until he can finally reach you and he grab your wrist.
You turn to him âHey! Let go of me!â you look like an angry kitten ready to scratch.
âNow we're taking a break,â Joel hisses.
âWhat the hell? There are still two miles to goâ
âI SAID. Weâre taking a break. Nowâ
âOkay, lazybones, whatever you want, don't get too nervousâ
Joel is looking mad, which is so dumb, you were just kidding and he should know it.
It turns you on to see him like this though, you have to admit it.
âHow about you let go of my wrist for starters?â
He lets go and looks at you askance.
He's drenched, little drops of sweat slide down the column of his neck, his black, soaked curls are plastered to his forehead, his damp t-shirt lets you glimpse the shape of his nipples.
God, heâs gorgeous.
His labored breathing sounds like a hoarse roar as he tells you, âI know what youâre trying to do.â
Yeah, you shouldn't be so horny for Joel but you can't help it.
âIâm doing nothingâ you shout
âDonât screamâ his voice is low but nark.
He looks around, you are near the park and there is no one else.
Apparently you are the only ones who had the crazy idea of âârunning at 6 on Saturday morning.
He grabs your arm and drags you inside, you try to resist âJoel!â but you donât really want to. He stops behind a tree and pushes you against it.
âYouâre trying to do nothing, huh? You haven't been trying to tease me since you got here, have you?â
âNoâ you say, but you're so delighted that he noticed.
âSo at the Geller party last week you didnât intentionally drop your glass in front of me and bend over to pick it up so I could see your panties, right?â
âI dropped a glass, that's all,â you coo.
âAnd not even the day you stood naked in front of your bedroom window? You knew I was in the garden, you saw meâ
âI was in my room and I had just showered. It's not my fault that you are a voyeurâ
âSure. And the other day when I met you and your father at the cafe and you were eating ice cream? Even then you werenât trying to do anything?â
Oh. He noticed that too.
Yep, you were busy with that spoon. Pretty cliché of you, you felt so silly.
But apparently it worked.
âIt's you who sees mischief where thereâs nothingâ
âOh sure, I imagined itâ he hiss
You feel the bark stinging your back as he presses you against it, his arms at either side of you stretched out against the tree.
You could duck and run away if you wanted to. The point is, you don't want to.
âAnd tell me, what did you think you were going to do with these shorts and this top?â
âI was thinking of runningâ you shrug, and you look at him batting your eyelashes.
He snorts, âYouâre such a bratâ
You raise your chin slightly, resting your head against the tree âSo what?â you ask defiantly âWhat do you want to do, you moldy old rag, punish me?â
He presses you even more against the tree, staying an inch from your face. You can feel his breath blowing on your skin.
âThis attitude will not bring you anything goodâ
âoooh how scaryâyou whisper, looking him straight in the eyes.
He licks his lips âIs this what you want?â
âYesâ
His mouth is crushing on yours in a second, his tongue forces your lips and slips inside licking you hungrily and leaving you breathless, his beard scratching your skin.
You grab his cock through his shorts squeezing it and you can feel itâs already hard.
He pulls off and hiss âFuck, baby, you donât waste timeâ
âYes, I never liked wasting my timeâ you purr
He takes your hand and raises your arm, pinning it against the tree. âAnd you think you deserve that?â he asks you authoritatively.
âWhat the fuck. Of course I doâ
âI donât think so. Here's what you're going to do now. You're going to shut your mouth and do what I tell you to do.â
âNoâ you hiss
âOh you will, brat, if you want my dickâ
âFuckâ
He looks around again to make sure there is no one in the park. âKneel down.â
âOn the ground?â you raise your eyebrow
âYeah, on the ground princess. Kneelâ
âBut I-â
âKNEEL. Fuck, don't make me raise my voice, someone might hearâ
You kneel in front of him and he pulls down his shorts just enough to pull his cock out.
It's huge.
You swallow, wondering how you're going to fit it in your mouth.
âOpenâ he orders
âIt wonât fitâ youâre suddenly intimidated.
âIt will fit, darling, open wideâ
âBut JoelâŠâ
âOpen. Wide.â
You open your mouth as wide as you can and wait. He spit in his hand and strokes himself a couple of times and then starts to slide it into your mouth, onto your tongue.
Your gag reflex almost gets the better of you when you feel it hit the back of your throat.
His salty, musky flavor is all over your mouth.
Luckily you manage to hold back and look up at him âJust like that, honey. See how much easier it is when you stop being a brat?â
He grabs your ponytail and starts moving your head up and down its length, the ground scrapes your knees, you try to breathe through your nose but you're still tired from the run and it's not like Joel has given you so much time to recover.
You close your eyes and try to focus on your breathing but Joel immediately scolds you âeyes on meâ and he tugs on your hair.
You grunt and in response he starts fucking your mouth again harder than before.
âDo as I say or your pussy won't even get touched today.â
And you stupidly think âwell, I can do it myselfâ and you bring one hand up your shorts, right above your clit.
âWhat do you think youâre doing?â you immediately hear him say as he takes his cock out of your mouth.
His hand is still tight on your ponytail, he pulls your head and slaps his cock on your cheek.
âThis is what you wanted, right?â
âYesâ you murmur
âA little bit louder, babe. I canât hear youâ
âYesâ you repeat.
âYou don't have an ending until I say so, you understand?â
âYesâ
âGood. Stick out your tongue for me, babyâ
And you do. You want it too much.
He goes back into your mouth and starts rutting into it savagely.
You feel tears stinging your eyes and the ground is now unbearable under your knees but you don't protest anymore, his big fat cock throbbing between your lips and its veins sliding on your tongue are too delicious to do without.
You feel your panties getting soaked.
You look into his eyes again and you can see a pleased expression painted all over his face.
It's so infuriating and rousing at the same time.
Fuck, Joel Miller.
You don't even know how long he keeps fucking your mouth, youâre totally cock drunk at this point.
His orgasm takes you by surprise, you feel his seed invade your mouth and drip down your chin.
He finally pulls back and smear his seed all over your lips with his thumb.
He forces your lips with his finger âlick it clean, babeâ
And you do, like a kitten starved.
âSuch a good girlâ and his little praise goes straight to your clit.
He finally gets you off the ground and he puts his cock back in his pants.
You look down at your knees, theyâre full of grass and dirt, you brush them off with the back of your hand and they hurt. Great. You already know youâre going to get bruises.
âWhat are you going to tell your parents?â
âThat I gave you a blowjob in the park after running. What do you think? Jesus, I'll pretend that I fell to the ground like an idiot" and you roll your eyes.
âDonât roll your eyes at me, bratty little thingâ Joel smirk defiantly.
You sit up and lean back against the tree. You tug on his shirt, pulling him closer to you. âSo are you going to fuck me or are you too old to come twice in a row?â
He doesn't even answer, he takes your wrists and holds them still against the tree with one hand, while he slips the other one past the elastic of your shorts and into your panties.
His thick, calloused fingers slide over your folds âYouâre already soaking wetâ and without warning he slides his index and middle fingers into your hole while his thumb presses on your clit.
You gasp so hard and he just says âGod, youâre so tight, babeâ and he starts curling them up into you âHow does it feel?â
âGoodâ you whisper âso good, Joel, I feel so fullâ
âYeah baby, thatâs what daddyâs fingers are made for, to fill your pussy wellâ his scent mixed with sweat pervades your nostrils, he lowers his face to your neck and bites your skin while he doesn't stop moving inside you.
âFuckâ you hiss. You're intoxicated by him, your head is spinning âfuck, donât stop, pleaseâ
âYou drive me insane, you know that?â
And itâs absolutely true.
Joel shouldn't say this, but you've been stuck in his head like a nail since the day you got back and you won't leave him alone.
And now that he has let go of the leash of his inhibitions, it seems impossible to stop. He no longer knows how many times he has stopped to look at you, completely sucked in, his eyes glued to the curve of your ass or the roundness of your breasts, your nipples that peeked out from the fabric of your shirt.
And he managed to remain quiet anyway, until you pushed yourself to the limit by suggesting to go for a run together. And now he's even more fucked, because he's realized that feeling your mouth wrapped around his cock, your body on his, your tits pressed against his chest and your pussy opening up to his fingers is enrapturing.
And your shitty attitude actually makes him hornier.
âFuckâ he says in a hushed tone âGosh, babe, youâre so pretty like that, all worked up over my fingers.â
âIt feels so good, Joel, so goodâ you whine and you can hear you heart pounding in your chest so hard, heâs tormenting you as he slowly moves his fingers in and out of you âMore, I want moreâ
âAsk nicelyâ his voice is firm
You look him in the eyes and you wonder why he can't be satisfied with your gaze, you're sure itâs eloquent enough at this moment.
âPlease, Joelâ
âWhat do you want, honey?â
âYour cockâ
Itâs incredible that youâre doing this in this park, youâre begging him to fuck you here.
In an hour at most itâll start to fill up with people, probably even some of your neighbors who have known you forever. âManners, babeâ He bites one of your nipple through your sports bra and sucks greedily, wetting the fabric.
âYour cock - ah - pleaseâ
He lets go of your wrists and his hand comes out of your underwear, your pussy aching for a release.
He pulls down your shorts and frees his cock again, he puts your panties aside and takes his cock in his hand âspitâ he orders you.
You look at him for a moment without understanding, dazed at the idea of ââhaving to take his massive cock in your cunt, which is what you asked for.
He snaps his fingers in front of your eyes âwake up honey. spit on itâ he repeats.
You gather some saliva in your mouth and then let it drip from your lips, letting it fall onto his cock.
âGood girl. You'd be even better if you didn't make me repeat things twice, we need to work on thisâ
He pushes you back against the tree and slides inside you in one go and yes, you are dripping but his intrusion still rocks you for a moment.
It burns.
He stands still and looks you in the eyes âlisten, we donât have much time princess, donât pout like thatâ
âAssholeâ you say under breath.
He slaps you âwatch your mouth, pretty thingâ
Your cheek burns and yet youâre never been so aroused by anyone before.
âFuck. Just⊠fuck me, please. Please, Joelâ
He grabs your ass cheeks and starts moving inside you. You try to stifle your moans but one escapes your lips âGod! Please Joel, pleaseâ
âShut up. I wish I could stuff your panties in your mouth, bratâ He silences you with a kiss while you think you wish he could.
And you're so delusional that you think "next time."
He licks into your mouth while heâs pumping into you, hitting your cervix just right, again and again.
And youâre almost there.
He pulls away from your mouth to catch his breath âJoel - I think - I think Iâm comingâ
Heâs still pumping, faster and harder.
You hold onto his shoulders and clench your fists into his shirt âJoel Iâm - ah- comingâ
âYes I feel it, I feel your pussy squeezing me, youâre doing it so good, so good for me, baby.â
âJoelâ you're begging him, you're so close that you feel like you've lost your mind âJoel, pleaseâ
âCome for me, babyâ he finally says against your skin âcome hard for meâ
Youâve been waiting for his permission and now that he's given it to you you feel your whole body shudder as a devastating orgasm washes all over you.
You're quivering against his broad chest, digging your nails into his shirt, trying to moan as little as possible to avoid making yourself heard.
He holds you tight as your legs shake.
He's still inside you and starts pumping harder after giving you time to calm down a bit "where do you want me to come?" "Inside" you whisper
"Fuck, baby, seriously?"
"Yes, I'm on the pill, please Joel, please fill me up"
âAre you sure?â
âYes, oh my god, please give it to meâ
âYeah, you want it, huh? You want my cum dripping down your legs, huh?
You nod âyes, please, please Joelâ
And he explodes inside you an instant later, you feel thick sticky streaks of his seed painting your walls and heâs grunting so hard.
He takes it off you and puts it back in his pants, you fix your panties and shorts as best you can and you already feel it dripping between your thighs and it's a sensation that drives you crazy.
âFuck, youâre so gorgeous like that, all sweaty and hot for meâ
You smile at him, actually grateful âit was amazingâ
âCome on, let's get out of here before anyone sees usâ
As soon as he finishes saying this, you see a man with a dog on a leash pass by on the other side of the park.
FUCK.
You run away as fast as you can and once outside Joel stops on the sidewalk, bending over and putting his hands on his knees to catch his breath. âFuck, do you think he saw us?â
âNo, I donât think so. But you know what? I donât care.â
âYouâre such a bad girl.â
Maybe you do, but you really donât care, youâre too happy.
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Alrighty! @number-one-shadisper-shipper and I binged the Knuckles series today, so time for thoughts! SPOILER ALERT.
I'll admit the show wasn't perfect. I've seen the negative reviews, and I kinda get where they come from. BUT! I did enjoy this show greatly! And I'm not here to complain. Time for some happy thoughts, y'all! đđ€©
I think you need to have a love, not just tolerance, for the SCU in order to properly enjoy this show. I do have such, so I had a lot of fun with it.
There were definitely scenes from every episode that had me either squealing, laughing, crying, or flipping out. But my favorite was likely the first episode, because come on, we saw the Wachowski family! Most of them, anyway! While I missed Tom's presence, I was grateful for that comment from Maddie about him being "out of town," so he wasn't just gone for no reason.
The SECOND it showed our three space babies hanging out together in their room?! I SCREAMED. THE BOYS!!!!
Tails sitting on his bed tinkering with one of his gizmos, Sonic rocking out to music with an air guitar, and Knuckles exercising from one of the ceiling planks. IT'S THEM!!! They're just hanging out, doing their thing, looking oh so much like brothers. And Sonic's narration at the beginning was GOLD. đ€Łđ
Even though we didn't get enough of Maddie being a parent, we definitely got a nice chunk for it only lasting part of an episode. Maddie called Knuckles "one of our kids" (that had me SCREECHING). The angry mama vibes were GOLDEN. đ€Ł The way she made breakfast for them, the "Boys, breakfast is ready!" I love the normalcy of it! Can't wait to see more in the future! (Her calling to them with "boys" is somehow just the sweetest thing and I'm melting.)
The poor mailman being like "I just wanna go home, man" đ€Ł
We were right, fellas, Knuckles had no idea what being grounded meant. đ€Ł Although the way Sonic piped up with "Oh, I definitely know what it means," has me suspecting that Sonic himself has gotten grounded a decent amount before. đ
Knuckles trying to talk back, and Maddie going, "ExCUSE ME?!" then just making those tiny, terrifying noises and Sonic being like "Bro don't mess with Mom when she's mad" (okay, he didn't say "mom" and that made me sad, but the mom vibes were 110% there so I'm here for it). đ And since Knuckles snuck out and later Wade said, several times, "Aren't you grounded?" seems to confirm that this entire show is basically what Knuckles does when he's grounded. đ€Ł Although ... his comment about not being able to be grounded because he had no home made me very sad. đ
I did not have an issue with so much Wade screentime! Sure, he isn't my favorite SCU character, but I love what this show did with him! I'd already seen his moments in the movies (like nearly shooting Robotnik in the face with an actual handgun). I like how they gave him actual family issues; a dad who abandoned him and his family, a realistic sister, a mom. Bad family memories. Awkward reunions. They could've made it a joke, but they didn't, and I greatly appreciate that. Especially since I've witnessed firsthand how painful family separations can be. đ
All the emotional talks Wade and Knuckles had caught me off guard in the best way! The way they talked about their different family issues, the way they talked of betrayal from friends, and being left alone, hit way harder than I was prepared for. Especially that talk they had at the burger place in the middle of the night? Oof. Good talk right there.
Also, even though they took a "show don't tell" take with it, I loved how Knuckles relaxed more and more throughout the show. In the beginning, he couldn't rest, he couldn't sit back and have a genuine good time. But the more he hung out with Wade and his family, the more he learned. He learned about music and found "his jam" (that was literally amazing btw). He watched movies with Mrs. Whipple and ate snacks in the hotel room in Reno and watched more movies. He had his teenager moments of rolling his eyes and rebelling, but he was so well portrayed here, I loved it. I felt for him.
Despite the bizarre nature of the episode "Flames of Disaster," (we were cracking up so hard) I'm trying to glean bits of the truth of Knuckles's story from the crazy musical play that Pachacamac put on in Wade's dream. I mean, "Longclaw" and her tribe were there, and ... what the heck was that giant demon thing?! Iblis?! Does our Knuckles Wachowski have an actual history with freaking Iblis?!?! đ±đ„
I was deeply intrigued by the two main antagonists, especially at the implication that G.U.N. did seem to exist before the events of the first movie?! Did it exist, get disbanded after the Maria incident, then get reformed?! My brain is exploding. đ€Ż I was even more shocked that they apparently died? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, the Wachowski kids don't seem to have much qualms about getting rid of the baddies for good as the game versions do. That was a terrifying phenomenon, what happened with the two rings. đ«Ł
And then the Buyer getting crushed by the giant glass ball đ
Although in those last two episodes, I admit I was freaking out and legitimately near tears at Wade's seemingly having to "betray" Knuckles. Before the reveal that all was in good communication, all I could think was how relaxed Knuckles finally seemed, chilling in the hotel room, being excited about whatever Wade wanted to "show" him, questioning whether it was a song, him declaring that he was going to bring his favorite hat, đ„č all I could think was of their previous discussions about betrayal from friends and family, and when Knuckles called Wade "my friend" right before the elevator doors closed, I just about sobbed. I was like "please, don't let him be betrayed, don't let him have come all this way and relaxed so much only to get 'betrayed' once again by someone he's come to consider a friend." đ We heaved a HUGE sigh of relief when it revealed he was aware of the trap the whole time. đȘ
Maternal instincts went nuts when he got so badly hurt in that final battle đ I literally reached for the screen several times and was right back to almost weeping đ„Č And someone tell me I wasn't the only one noticing the parallel in that scene with Wade standing in front of his unconscious body the way Tom did with Sonic in the first movie. That, PLUS Knuckles's epic comeback, and his retrieval of his own power?!?! EPIC!!!!
The ending was abrupt, sure, but the pure joy on Knuckles's face after everything as he jumped up to high five Wade was just too sweet. đ„č
So yes, even though I would have loved just a little more, a return to Green Hills, a reunion with Maddie, Sonic, and Tails, I adored this show. It was a wild ride, full of laughs, tears, excited screeching, etc. đđâ€ïž I don't care what anyone says, nothing will make me hate it.
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speculated the other day with @ilovetea50 about what all cooper heard in the observatory between hank, maximus, and lucy. cooper enters in the back half of the episode, so he's not present for a lot of dialogue and moments presumably but the moment right before he shoots hank, the conversation hank and lucy was having was on the tail end of where she pulled the gun out on hank after he knocks maximus out cold.
"you see what this place does to people? i'm your father, lucy. you came all this way for me. you're not gonna hurt me." this is the moment where cooper shoots hank in the face [not killing him but giving him a gnarly scar]. personally, i think this is what all cooper heard. at the very least, i am of the mind he heard "you're not gonna hurt me" because his ass sure pulled the trigger on hank like he was waiting centuries for that one. they showed cooper not approaching in the doorway but just standing there already, as if waiting. i kinda think cooper heard part of this conversation because after he shoots that man, he starts clowning hank like no tomorrow "oh, you want another autograph, young henry?" "feo, fuerte, y formal." "hell this kid use to pick up my wife's dry cleaning."
taunting this man from the shadows and then it's the form of a ghoul. hank's mouth was agape and he literally didn't have anything to say to cooper. in some ways, i think he fled because this was just scary as shit to him in all ways conceivable. i'm sure he thought this man was long dead or somethin' but anyways! if lucy ever needed a lucy defender, cooper is right there. [she got two of them, thanks, maximus!] he wasted no time reminding hank of who he was and is, much like moldaver did. a tag team, if you will. cooper defused that situation in the most curious way because why did lucy tell cooper he let hank get away when she was the one pointing the gun first?! lucy's subconscious was like "get his ass" when cooper came i, apparently, i guess she was psyched he was getting knocked down a peg and wanted him wounded forreal đ but yeah. i wonder if cooper heard more, heard anything at all, or just saw lucy pointing a gun and realized who at
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Summary: Basically Iâm matching the triplets to one of the rowdyruff boys
warnings: I DO TALK ABOUT CHRIS AND NICK GANGING UP ON MATT BUT IT'S NOT HATE!! IT'S SIMPLY AN OBSERVATION!!!
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Nick would be Brick.
Brick is the leader of the rowdyruff boys as well as the oldest. He started off very evil and still had respect for his brothers, but eventually changed. When HIM brought them back to life, he was very cocky, arrogant, and devious. I don't think Nick is evil but, we know how he can get depending on the situation. I mean Nick said it himself when he gets angry he is scared of himself, so i feel like it adds up. Both Nick and Brick have a tendency to pick on their brothers so it adds up. In the show, Brick and Butch tended to gang up on Boomer so it makes sense for Nick to be Brick considering Nick does team up with Chris on Matt. I also think red compliments Nick very well, especially when he has the red-brown hair thing going on. Brick's main ingredient is puppy dog tail, now we aren't harming any animals so I feel like Nick's ingredient would be a beat up pair of shoes. super dirty from running around and doing who knows what.
Matt would be Boomer
Boomer is the middle child of the rowdyruff boys, categorized as the dumb blonde with blue eyes. Matt isn't dumb though, he just doesn't have a chance to speak because his brothers gang up on him and interrupt him, much like Boomer. After Boomer's resurrection from HIM, he became a loudmouth and fought back. I see that in Matt. Nick and Chris joke about him trying to be tough, but I see it as him standing up for himself, and making his voice heard. Even though Boomer is considered evil, he is still polite. I see that in Matt, he can be mean/aggressive when need be, but for the most part, he is polite. blue looks so damn good on Matt, it's my fav color on him (besides pink.) Boomer's main ingredient is armpit hair. Ion know about yall but I'm not snipping any armpit hair so I feel like Matt's main ingredient would be a hockey stick and a blue slurpee.
Chris would be Butch
Butch is the youngest of the rowdyruff boys, categorized as the chaotic, havoc-reaping, little brother. idk about yall but that is Chris to a T!!! He is so mf chaotic it's mindblowing. There was an episode where Butch poured Gatorade on Mojo Jojo and all I can think about is Chris pouring drinks on Nick in the car. At first when Butch was introduced he was more calm and collected, agreeing with what his brothers wanted to do. When HIM resurrected the boys, that's when Butch became a little chaos gremlin. I feel like that works with Chris because he is calm and collected for the most part and then suddenly he's jumping around and making the most noise. Very hyperactive, jolly, and likes causing chaos. Both Butch and Chris have a tendency to twitch when they get excited, making crazy noises, grinning like a mad man, and flailing their arms. Typical little brother energy. Butch's color is green and I think Chris needs to wear it more. It really makes his eyes pop and the way it matches his hair just does sum to me. Butch's main ingredient is snail, it's so obvious and has been done but I just now his main ingredient would be a Pepsi...just to be original I feel like his other ingredient would be a burp or coughđ
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