#we are dating :)

[paigestrap]

guys i actually took these pictures

[grimsley-official]

so if you're not Fiances...

are you guys MARRIED?

(from @skyeuyalla)

NO.

[hopefullyababe]

i know i could never get into a relationship because it would just be "this is my girlfriend daph. and this is daphs girlfirend ford."

[cimmerianbaby]

🌹 Carl

I think it's time for them to know, don't you think?

Oh well, since you want to, let's tell the truth

Yes, i'm in a relationship with... My queen, Alice, yeah guys, me and alice have been dating for a while, I think it's time for you guys to finally know isn't it?

[pinkkevlar]

So weird things about looking very queer. My non binary partner and I get assumed to be siblings, a lot. Because they look like a cottage core femme and I look like emo punk masc. So we both look too queer to be dating each other which is hillarious. Or at least, that’s my theory. Cause let me tell you, we do not look like siblings.

[strawberry-kirby]

kirbgyu <3

NOW THIS IS CORRECT

MOST CORRECT THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[erabu-san]

I am a shoujo manga lover and my dose of romance is being feed by a fantasy action gacha game.

[watchyourbuck]

No im not “grieving” Buddie, do you know how amazing it is to have queer/bisexual men representation in today’s media? Do you know how important it is for all of the community and the younger people watching this? This is a huge milestone and Buck’s sexuality is valid outside of any type of ship. Today we celebrate.

[ash-and-starlight]

taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style

[asterronomical]

dance battle<33

[akuzondotcom]

Someone has probs done this before and it’s an old meme but oh well- I just wanted an excuse to draw MC

[jabesa0]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[inlovewithl3vi]

I think it would be hilarious if the brothers forget that MC is human sometimes.

Like when Asmo prepares a spa date and forgets that MC can’t handle water that’s like a million degrees

Or Satan and Belphie forgetting that it’s pretty easy to accidentally curse mc so often when pranks backfire the curse immediately applies to MC

Or when Beel tries to get you to try some new food until you read the name of it and it’s something like “cyanide and stomach acid pasta!” And you have to explain that that will in fact instantly kill you

Especially if you do something that doesn’t happen to demons, like cracking your back after sitting too long and they forget that humans aren’t like demons and just because it cracked doesn’t automatically mean it’s broken.

[bagofmice]

*scribbles on him**scribbles on him**scribbles on him**scribbles on him*

white tattos version