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#we're also weird eating buddies <3
skunkes · 9 months
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i have soooo much more i cld say abt him, and have explored more thru other doodles, but quick summary of talon's whole deal, which is subject to change still as he's only almost 2 yrs old as an oc
#oc text#obvs sparse description of the events bc i dont mean for it to be gratuitous#even if i decided to explore it further in some medium the focus wouldnt be gratuitous ykwim#not that there werent awful stuff within that but my focus with talon is also more exploration of like#even stuff that isnt a big deal (which it wasnt at first) can effect someone greatly#and then once it does get a bit worse the focus is still more on the effects of how he views himself and the aftermath#AS WELL AS LIKE. well. did i do this to myself? i went back. do i deserve this?#he's a lot like me and the reason i like the self insert dynamic is bc he thinks of cheye as Me If It Didnt All Go Horribly#bc ive not gone thru the Extreme but i have had interactions with ppl who very enthusiastically thought i was ummmm underage!!!#while they were already being creepy toward me and making me nervous abt my safety !#so this isnt ''he's umm 400 but looks 12 bc i want to do weird shit with him 😏'' dude drawing him Fed makes me so sad sometimes...#we're also weird eating buddies <3#and grief buddies <3 he actually further spawned out of my need to deal with a lot of family members passing away in such a short time#severe death phobia buddies...#i still dont know how he really feels about his Old Wrinkly Form btw all i know is he feels safe in it#as much as id love to sway toward ''he thinks he's hot like that. because he is.'' i also dont want to convey the wrong message wrt this#form being due to....disordered eating caused by Issues. ykwim#though! he can shapeshift quite well when he's fed and maybe he'd choose that form willingly if he ever got. Past everything#he does hate that he never gets to actually age...! he wishes he cld age normally like a mortal...(still scared of dying though)#but we cant knoww for certain yet ykwim. maybe he'll let me know soon.#my issue with talon other than i suck at plots is well he has too many of my issues. and. idk how to solve them.#he's growing with me.#oh and have we noticed he's mean to me when *im* being mean to me...MANY such metaphors#ok goodnite
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dorothygale123 · 9 months
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I just watched Yang Jian, soooo.... we're talking about that today.
More specifically these a-holes:
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Buckle up.
Known as the 4 Heavenly kings, the 4 Diamond Kings of Heaven, or Fēng Tiáo Yǔ Shùn (風調雨順; lit. 'Good climate'), these guys play a pretty big part in the Buddhist religion. They are often depicted on doorways, two on each side, and like many other groups of 4 in Chinese myth are linked with the cardinal directions.
Mo Li Hung/Duōwén Tiānwáng/Vessavana/Bishamon-ten: Protector of the North and ruler of rain, as shown by his fancy umbrella, the Umbrella of Chaos. Opening it turns the skies pitch dark, and turning it upside down causes massive storms. (Fun fact: also one of the Japanese Shichi-fujin/7 Gods of Fortune)
Mo Li Ching/Zēngzhǎng Tiānwáng/Virūlhaka/Zōchō-ten: Protector of the South and a god of plant life and growth. He has a super special sword, Blue Cloud, that can cause massive black winds and turn into a bunch of spears that turn people to dust.
Mo Li Hai/Chíguó Tiānwáng/Dhatarattha/Jikoku-ten: Protector of the East and god of music. As a result, his main weapon is his sick guitar that can mess up nature and cause all sorts of weird crap to happen.
Mo Li Shou/Guăngmù Tiānwáng/Virūpakkha/Kōmoku-ten: Protector of the East and an all-seeing deity that watches over everything. His tools are a magic bag and the goodest little guy Hua-hu Tiao, a white mink. His shoulder-buddy can also be a snake or dragon, depending on the version, but I like the fluffer.
Now, these guys have important jobs and are well respected in their own rights and stuff, but their most famous Chinese myth seems to be that time they got their asses kicked by Erlang Shen.
Okay, I guess that isn't entirely accurate as he and Nezha were mainly helping some guy named Huang Tianhua, but still. (Also don't expect any info on that Tianhua guy, I got nothing)
Anyways, the story starts when some guys pray for help in battle and for some reason the 4 brothers decide it's totally worth it to go down to the mortal realm themselves along with 1,000 celestial soldiers to kick some ass. Mo-li Shou sends his little floofer to go around and eat the opposing army's soldiers while the big boys kicked butt, but unfortunately one of the soldiers Hua-hu Tiao ate was Erlang Shen, here called by his other name Yang Jian. Erlang doesn't like that very much, so he rips his way out of Hua-hu, killing it, then transforms himself to look like it and sneaks back to his 'master,' waiting for the moment to strike.
Back at the plot, Nezha manages to break the 4 kings' divine weapons, making an opening for Tianhua to kill 3 of them, leaving only Mo-li Shou. Turning to his trusty fur-buddy to bail him out, Shou tries to sic Hua-hu at them, but surprise! That's actually Erlang Shen who bites his hand clean off. The ensuing agony gives Tianhua the distraction he needs to un-alive the last brother and win the day.
And then I guess they got out of the underworld on good behavior or something, because they continued to be important gods in the pantheon for many centuries to come.
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nicolloyd · 6 months
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just finished the season WOW that was intense!!! 😭 i collected my thoughts as i was watching it too heres all of it: (spoilers ahead ofc!!! btw this is really long you were warned)
episode 1 (the blood moon):
• lloyd saying uncle is sooo crazy
• WU IS DEAD I SWEAR ON MY LIFE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY NO MORE 😭
• can these ninja get pyjamas. please.... they had those in ns1 now they just sleep in armour 😭
• bro cinder sounds like.. macaque??? is that weird.
• lloyd gets to have funny quips 🔥🔥
• HAHAHAH I LOVE THE SMOKE EFFECT AND IT JUST CUTS TO THEM LYING FLAT ON THE GROUND 😭😭
• THE BLOOD MOON IS COMING 🗣🗣🗣
episode 2 (shattered dreams):
• YOOOO its the uh i forgot what place its called but yes 🔥🔥
• drs2 spouting out words like panic attack and nental health gee wowzers
• also this is the second time lloyd has been forced to eat strange food first it was dareths pocket gyoza
• deffff arin and sora getting in a fight
• LLOYD U ARE SUCH A SHOWOFF STOP FLIPPING AROUND
• rule number 1 never trust a snake hehahehaha
• really encouraging the lloyd nya sibling dynamic i love it
• callback to torunament of elements im not ok.
• ommggg i actually hate the way ras' beard thing jiggles around its unsettling
episode 3 (beyond the phantasm cave):
• so the dragon released was the lightning
• life symbol???? thats mad lloyd is fr life and not energy
• i feel sooo bad for arin bro if i had like 10 friends with powers and i didnt i wld be pissed too
• this is literally that swamp episode from avatar
• HELPPP is this the memory loss thing pr is it actually like. real
• it would be the funniest troll tho
• oh nya you beautiful genius
• jay the loml 😭😭 toooo cute omgee
• def foreshadowing
• my other family thats sooo funny
• is this the magic man.
• yoo arent those the water villagers
• OMG IT IS THE MAGIC MAN I ACTUALKY HATR HIM BRO
• HAHAHA PROFESSIONAL ACTOR
• yesss cole was never the performer
episode 4 (force from the east):
• geooo omg their actually in love shut up
• i thimk this is ice dragon??
• NINJA BASKETBALL 🔥🔥
• SECRET THIRD WAY!!!!!!!!!
• YO ITS COLE
• also bonzle is important somehow
• aww theyre at the monastery
episode 5 (the spell at the waterfall):
• MASTER WU 😭
• garmadon :**(((( IT MAKES ME SO SAD SPINJITZU BROTHERS UUURGGHH
• hehe i love these siblings
• how are they literally husbands bro what the flip this is so noooottt censorship
• old days :,,)))) soooooi sad bro onfdhsbs
• SACRIFICE???
episode 6 (to mysterium)
• lowkey wtf is egalt yapping about
• omg this is literally beyblade.
• cole in a hood is cray cray
• also zane will not give up thag detective outfit.
episode 7 (fugitive from madness):
• blood moon more like sozins comet aha aha aha aha i miss atla
• bro the music is so good do they get an orchestra for these or what
• lircherally wjats going on
• ADMIMISTRATION!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS
• ZANE IS SO PROUD OF THE 9% 😭😭😭 I LOVE HIM.
• crazy how theyre training again tho. good ol days
• nya and kai :'((( not having to worry about saving the world oh my poor sweet kai
• FLASHBACK. NO FRWAKING WAY
• STOPPPP THIA IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY OMG TJA WAS SO SWEET 😭 KAI AND NYA U HAVE MY HEART
• as mean as it sounds im so glad it was kai first and not lloyd it makes sense
• THE BLOOD MOON IS NO LONGER COMING ❌️❌️❌️ ITS HERE
• ohh thats why they turn to stone??
• ZANE IS A PERSON 🤬🤬🤬🤬 stopp hes always so willing to sacrifice himself
• SHUT UP THATS LITERALLY JAY OHHH MYYYY GOLLY GEE.
• i need a good 1 minute break to process everytime jay appears like actually
• ohh myyyyy goooodddd its jay pls stop stop stop stop STOP
episode 8 (secrets of the wyldness):
• forbidden five is lwk scary
• hehe i love their stupid quips and someone else saying "really???"
• oh jay oh jay oh jay oh jay oh jay oh jay he actually lost his memory im soooooo oooooohhhhhh nooooooo
• hes sooooo jay.
• so he knows he can lightning????
• zane. buddy. you cant keep doing this like actually would it kill you to stop dying
• now we're safe 😃 x4 (they were not safe)
• werent tbey in this situation before???? the tipping ship or am i just tripping
• ohhh my god the bounty died again
episode 9 (the forest of the spirits):
• THEY SACRIFICED EUPHRASIA??????
• NO DONT DO IT NO DONT WEAR THE MASK 😭😭
• resting my leg actually healed it is maadddnnnessss
• OHHH MY GOD ZANE IS MINIFIG SIZED HAGAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
• IM ALWAYS ADORABLE 😭😭😭 COLE U ARE
episode 10 (rising ninja):
• NOOOOO I SAID DONT DO ITT NOOOOOOO BUT YES BECAUSE EVIL KAI AGAIN SOUNDS AMAZING 😭
• yo. this fight is cool asl
• NO DONT KAI PLEASE MY MOUTH IS AGAPE
• omg they are both dragons rising rn
• what is going awn rn
• jordana is going freaky!!!
• ras master giving bird box icl
• AWW LLOYD COLE HUG 😭
• im assuming kai got out!
• HELLO ARE WE NOT GONNA GRIEVE KAI FOR A MINUTE???? im sure theyre all numb to death by now
• wowww 10 episodes gone just like that
• kai did not get out ❌️
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booppooo · 2 years
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Can I request a fic where the reader and abby have been messing around for a while and everyone knows that they are both off limits because of one another. Kinda like fuck buddies but feelings are definitely involved.
Can this fic be stationed in college?
There's More to This
Abby Anderson x Fem! Reader
AN: uhm I didn't add any smut to this if that was what you were getting at I'm sorry....I hope you enjoy? Thanks for requesting nonetheless <3
Warnings: arguing, fwb to lovers, jealousy
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There were no strings attached, so why did it hurt so much when Abby talked about her?
"Yeah she was kinda crazy, she wanted to handcuff me to the bed and shit - I wasn't into it." Abby explained while sipping on a beer in your apartment.
Little did you know, Abby was lying about the entire endeavor with Nora. She just wanted to see how you would react, make you jealous even.
And she succeeded, because you crossed your arms and leaned toward the opposite end of the couch distastefully, "That is pretty weird." It took more than you wanted to admit to not grumble.
Seeing you so defensive and with your nose stuck up in the air shamefully made Abby's heart leap in her chest. It was stupid how involved she got with you, because now - what was supposed to be another stupid hook up - turned into several late night booty calls, and now casual fuck buddies.
Before it was just, 'wyd?' texts at 3am, either both of you were drunk, or up stressing over homework. But as of late, you both would instinctually gravitate toward each other during the day. Walking each other to classes, getting something to eat together, even ending up going to parties together. This meant that those middle of the night texts were now fucking on each other's couch at 2 pm on a Wednesday.
And for a while that's how it was. More or less just you and Abby reaching out for one another to get a 'fix.' It was too easy and too familiar to want and branch out, at least that's what you told yourself. That was also the impression Abby gave you, because you used to laugh together at the desperate texts she'd get from old hook ups freshly after you two were done playing around in the sheets.
Until Nora.
Well, until Abby's story about Nora. A fable.
From your understanding, you two were on the path to becoming exclusive - possibly even dating, but this certainly threw a wrench in things. Honestly, a part of your heart broke over what she told you.
You glanced at the clock - 4PM. Was it too odd an hour to kick her out for 'homework' purposes?
"Hey uh, I got a paper I need to work on for my psych class." You reached for the remote on the coffee table and turned off Parks and Recreation.
"Yeah I get it, I can hang out here until you're done," then she glanced at the time, "You wanna get an early dinner first?"
You could just strangle her.
"Hm I would but I'm not hungry right now." You felt like you were scrambling to get her out, "And I'd be cool with you waiting but I'll probably be working on it all night, it's a pretty long paper."
Maybe it was the nervous tone in your voice, or the way you wouldn't make eye contact with her, but somehow she saw through your bullshit, "Oh yeah? And what's the paper about? Because you usually like to get dinner about this time."
Her words hit you like a frying pan over the head, "It's a research paper I've been putting off, it's like a whole semester long thing." Slowly you inched toward the front door.
"Uhm, okay? When do you plan on eating then?"
What was annoyance before, turned into anxiety, and now anger. Rage was beginning to simmer below your rib cage and in your cheeks.
"Probably around 6 or so. I'll see you later, I need to work on this." Your hand was on the door knob.
Abby stood from her seat and watched you with an arched brow, "You're being really weird. Did I do something wrong?"
"No just-" you we're getting upset, "I just want to get this paper done."
She started grinning, gradually approaching you like a lion hunting it's prey, "Doesn't seem like it."
Across from you she leaned against the wall and watched you teeter on the edge of seething. Her arms were crossed to show her muscles, a full fledged smirk on her face.
You didn't want to argue, you knew if you did you'd actually tell her what was nagging at you.
"You can show your way out." Then you left for your room.
Unfortunately, you only made it a few feet before she had your wrist and tugged you against her.
"Hey now - that's now way to treat your guest." It was evident in her voice she thought this was going in a certain direction, despite all your efforts to steer her the opposite way.
"Abby don't touch me!" You snagged your wrist away and frowned.
It seemed now she wanted to take you seriously.
"Okay you're definitely being weird. What's going on?"
"Just go Abby."
Tears began to form in your eyes, so you turned and headed for your bedroom.
She scoffed, "I'm not leaving until you tell me what the hell is wrong with you."
You stopped dead in your tracks. Jaw tense and tears brimming in your eyes, it would be an understatement to say you were frustrated.
"I'll call the cops."
She laughed. Your voice was meek and shaky.
"Listen, if I did something, just tell me. You're acting like a damn kid."
If you wanted to act like a kid you could. You wouldn't hesitate to scream and kick and throw yourself on the floor until someone called the police because of how much noise you made. Anything to make her leave.
"Are you jealous?"
Was she really that dense? No, she had to be doing this on purpose. There was no way she didn't think she was innocent.
"What an astute observation. Now get out." The rest of your journey to your bedroom was spent wiping away tears.
But you should've known better, because Abby was quick to throw herself in front of your door and keep tormenting you.
"Woah hey- are you crying?" She cupped your jaw and forced you to meet her eyes, but you averted her gaze, "Way to rub it in." You shoved her hand away.
Now Abby really felt shame. She didn't know it would make you cry, nor this angry. She just wanted to get a rise out of you, perhaps even test the waters on hate fucking.
Both of her hands held your melancholy expression now, "Y/n, hey, I didn't mean for this to happen. I just wanted to see how you'd react. Do you really think I slept with her?"
"What else was I supposed to think!?" You snapped, now sobbing.
"Shit I don't know? I thought you would get all jealous and then wanna fuck it out or something."
The words coming out of her mouth only fanned the flame behind your eyes. Beyond your miserable sobs was raw anger, and everything Abby did to try and tame it only exacerbated it.
Wriggling from her hold you tried to shove her aside to disappear into your room - the only thing you had been trying to do this entire time. If this continued any longer, you'd have a breakdown.
"Wait a second-" Abby reached for you once more and tried to restrain you against her chest, "I'm sorry, I know that was stupid."
You persisted against her, some of your tears wetting her shirt, "No shit!"
"Just calm down alright? I promise I won't do it again." In a desperate attempt to diffuse the situation she tried to wipe some tears from your wet skin.
"Abby-" you finally broke free," there isn't going to be 'again.' I don't want to fucking see you again! You're so oblivious and just want to use me for my body."
That seemed to strike a gnarly nerve inside her, because her brows dipped disdainfully and her nose scrunched.
"Are you - heh - are you breaking up with me?"
It was your turn to laugh, "Break up? Break up what exactly? You never asked me to be your girlfriend, every time you come over we fuck; there's nothing there! This is bullshit!"
"Oh! Oh so all those times I bought you dinner, and was late to my class so I could walk you to yours, and the countless hours we spent together laughing in bed was just nothing. Is that it? Is that the bullshit?"
This was the first time you had seen each other angry. You never thought you'd reach this point, truthfully you were okay with being fuck buddies and letting the label come naturally, but the nature of the argument had you expressing otherwise. You were afraid. Abby wasn't going to hit you, but she was a smart girl and knew what would strike you the wrong way as far as hurtful words. But you also had a few things up your sleeve.
"You never said otherwise. It's the same shit I'd do for my friends. As far as I'm concerned, we were barely casual."
"Are you kidding me? Is this a joke?"
"Oh- like you 'kidding' about fucking Nora?"
"Yes!" She was nearly as hysterical as you, "I already told you it was fake!"
You nodded, "Yeah, like whatever you thought we had."
She sighed out exhaustion, "Oh my god," and pinched the bridge of her nose, "What do you want from me Y/n? Hm?"
Reflecting her attitude, you crossed your arms, "Nothing now."
"Fuckin c'mon," she groaned, "Don't be like that, work with me a little bit."
After all this, she wanted you to be forward and honest? To suddenly come up with a solution and slap a band-aid on all of this? How were you supposed to think about any of that when knocking her front teeth in would feel so much better?
"How about you work yourself out of my apartment. I don't know what you're trying to hurry up and fix, but if you're scared you're gonna lose your fuck buddy then you should be."
"Stop saying that! I'm trying to apologize to you. If we were just fucking I wouldn't stand here and rip my hair out over you."
Now she looked completely frazzled. Her hair was messy, eyes red, chest rising and falling with her rapid breathing.
There was something that was going over your head, "Did you actually think we were dating?"
"You tell me." She deadpanned.
"Then why make up the stupid story about Nora?!"
She ran her fingers through her hair, "We've been over this. It was a dumb idea to turn you on. I already said sorry - can you please just get over it?"
Studying her features, you contemplated your argument. Matter of fact, you contemplated your dynamic as a whole. So much was brought up, more than you wanted to voice into the world, but it was too late to take it back now. Was it too late for you two? Was a relationship really a good idea?
There was one way to find out if she was really seriously about this, "Okay, I'll get over it, if you ask me."
A bit of your heart broke when you noticed how she was holding on by a thread, "Huh?"
You repeated yourself, serious in your gaze and jaw clenched.
"Wh-what?" Her eyes darted around your expression, "Do you want me to ask you out?" You didn't waiver, this was for her to figure out.
"Will you be my girlfriend...?"
It wasn't the most romantic, and the furthest from ideal, way to be asked out, but you accepted it. She sighed in relief and scooped you up in a hug, letting the tension naturally set, no further words spoken.
Bzz.
You both perked up. Abby slipped her phone from her pocket and let you read the message with her.
Unknown number: hey, been a while since we talked. What've you been up to? Busy tonight?
Abby: yeah I'm hanging out with my girlfriend
You smiled up at her and she planted a kiss on your forehead.
Unknown number: oh shit sorry, who?
Abby: Y/n
Unknown number: really? I thought you were just tapping that
Abby: uhm no?
"Do people think we were just fucking around?" You wondered out loud, watching as Abby blocked the number.
The blonde shrugged, "You did."
You clicked your tongue in disappointment and shoved her away.
"Hey! Don't be like that. I was just teasing you. Would dinner make you feel better?"
Looking over your shoulder at her, you carefully considered her offer.
"....let's go."
Abby chuckled and made her way back toward the front door, slipping on her shoes, "I have a few ideas for dessert then," her eyes lingered along your body.
You couldn't help but let your vision wander as well, "I actually like the sound of dessert before dinner."
"Oh yeah?" Her hand instinctively found your hip.
"Definitely."
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JONESY TIER LIST
Not including fully masked guys such as Crackshot or Rust Lord since it can't be noticed at first glance its the man, so. Yeah. Either way this is my ranking and I make the sweet sweet rules!
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TIER 1: Aspire to be him
Agent Jones: That guy is winning in life!! Man, teach me all you know!
The first: You can be my number one, baby!
The one of the jail: Man, those arms! I need your rutine!
Vengeance: He's cool looking, you're rocking that stubble! Rock me!
The second: Simple, soft
Taxi guy and Snake guy: YOUR ARMS, GUYS!!! Take me to the gym with you!
Wrecker: Ok my man you're losing your biceps
Tracksuit: IDK he looks comfy!
Cozy: I want to drink cocoa and hug you while staring at the fireplace of our country house, baby
Karate: Yeah I can take him
Assault: Dark hair fits you well! Those eyebrows are scary tho
Green FNCS: Evil, I like him
Devast something: Also evil, but ARMS. Brunet, yeah!
Captain Jonesy: I need to know you a bit better but DAMN BOI THAT ASS IS FINEE
TIER 2: Yeah yeah
Human med kit: Hold me in your arms, cure me, save me!
Sun tan: Take me to the beach and make me happy!
Funny hat: Funny hat
Grill guy: Oh my god fill me, fill me with your sweet sweet meat, I need your buns, your lettuce, your tomatoes, fries and onion rings! Everything! With extra mustard please!!
Scubba: Nice beard man!
Yellow default: I guess he's nice
Futurist googles: mmm yeah hes cool too!
American: A bit more evil brunet
Red cozy: Funny hat! We're not getting a country house tho
Cowboy hat: Ride me, baby!
IDK how to describe those two: idk what to say about you but you are cool
Ammo guy: Yessirr! Just tell me what to do!
Artic: Reminds me of my kid from another universe lol
Fair play??: Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Slugger: Not related with slugs but nice i guess
Noir: Moustache, manly, I like it!
Aviator: I want your jacket!!
Another Scubba: Yeah you look better without beard!
Gamer or something: Mmmmm armsss youre making me jealous guys
TIER 3: Cool
Cow: MY BUDDY COW YEAH BABY!
Mullet: You and I would rock the discos!
Elf: 👉👉
Thief: Wanna team up!?
Astronaut: Take me to the mooooooon!!
Rex: Rawww! Mud fight, grrrr!
Red guy: No contaba con tu astucia, amigo!
Another mexican: You look gay af
Reindeer: Kinky as heck
TIER 4: Ehhhh
Christmas tree: I hate you, I've seen you harrasing me, you're a cheater! That's not fair!!
Bunker: Give him therapy!!!
Shark: Midas' favorite guy
Whats that thing?: No Seriously what's that thing?
Castaway: One word: Aloe
Clown: All cool things to be in life and you choose to be the laughingstock 
Three statues: Oh boy, so hard, SO HARD!
TIER 5: Pass
Skull trooper: I simply don't
Skull face paint: Ehhhh you couldn't afford the full mask?
Dark: Evil ugly shade of liliac
Evil rex: No fight with you, I'd run
Christmas skull: Dude sure loves that movie. You all know which one I'm talking about
Pirate: Eh... Ok???
Punk: Let's Rock!! Or, let's punk? IDK your head looks weird
Flamingo: How many shrimps do you have to eat?
Toy: another freaking camper!
Metal: This one... I don't know, he's so strange
What is that: What's that?! Really why are those so werid?
Slurp: What is THAT?! Made of jelly or what?!
Zombie: Huh, not a husk? Funny
Fat: Smelly and sweaty for sure, pass
Noir in brown: You don't even look like him! Go away!!!
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 6 !!!
Y'all it's getting super close omg we're in feb now 🙃 lets goooo
Bad Batch 1x02
Tech piloting +10 points
I'll never get tired of Wrecker and Omega napping together 🥺
Echo and Hunter mom and dad 💕
our lil bby Omega stepping into the sun !!! soaking up the fresh air and playing in the dirt !!! I am going to sob 😭😭😭
"That would be dirt" ~ Tech 🤣
Tech: "we're all deserters now" Echo: 😮
Hunter stopping Omega from walking into the booby trap
vs Wrecker 2 seconds later...
SUU MY QUEEN 👑💕
Wrecker is eating a meiloorun 👀 watch out buddy Hera's coming for u
Hello yes who do I talk to about getting a Cut Suu & the batch history/flashback/how they met story time anything pretty please
Rex mention 👀
Tech 🤝 Omega casually dropping the biggest plot points like it's nbd
Omega meeting other kids that don't share her dna 🥲
"Uncle Wrecker!" I am totally normal about this
HER CHECKING BACK WITH HUNTER FOR PERMISSION 😭
ok but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Shaeeah looks completely different to tcw ??
Cut knows what's up with the Kaminoans 👀
Cut also knows what's up putting Hunter in his civvie clothes don't come @ me
Rampart 🤢
"Omega went out past the fence!" *bad batch enters dad batch mode* 🏃‍♂️💨
Cut is the daddest of the batch tho 🥺 he's parenting all of them
THEIR FACES WATCHING CUT WITH OMEGA I CANT 😭
For some reason Hunter is the same height as Wrecker in this scene ??? lmao
Omega taking her lil charm out of her hair 🥲
"Almost forgot how good of a shot you are" ~ Hunter @ Suu !! okay backstory PLEASE
Echo complaing about the imperial chaincode database vs Tech "it's ingenious" lmaooo
Hunter has the braincell rn
bro Hunter is literally growling at Tech for putting Omega in danger 👀 are we ready for his completely unhinged s3 arc??
Tech, Echo: 😳😬 Omega: 👋😁
Echo peeking from the roof !!
Tech's flip !!!
Tech catching Omega !!!!!!!
Echo mom put Omega in time out 😞
Echo's scomp skills have grown sm 🥲
the way he balances the chain codes on his scomp hand 🥺
Y'ALL I FORGOT! I'm also doing a 'Wrecker hits his head count' for the first part of s1 and a different count for s2 later 👀 but we'll get to that hehe I hate it! anyway!!
Wrecker hits his head count: 2
(he bonked it on a pole this ep go watch)
Cut and Hunter wearing the same clothes is giving when ur mum dresses you and your siblings in matching outfits
Tech: "we can't get caught with these chain codes" 🤔 Echo: "we can't get caught at all" 💀 being mom is hard
HUNTER GIVING ORDERS WITHOUT WORDS AGAIN bfkwbxhabckw my fav
Tech to the rescueeee
If I had a dollar for every time Omega was in danger bc of a random imperial droid but is saved at the last second by Wrecker smashing it, I'd have 2 dollars... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Omega's hand is so tiny in Wrecker's 😭🤲
Cut and Wrecker are wearing matching hats 💕
"but I want to stay with you" thanks I didn't need my heart anyway 💔
Suu owns my heart fr
"It responded to that" ~ Wrecker 💀
OMEGA SWEETHEART 😭😭😭 someone needs to hug her so bad she's just a baby can ppl stop upsetting her!! This is ep 2 plssss
Where is the Lawquane family? Are they safe? Are they alright?
Thanks y'all for joining again <3 I'm gonna have to keep it up bc feb is already going so fast?
Anywayyy ilysm 💕
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ryansjane · 1 year
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GMMTV randomized shipping wheel pt.2
here we go again, I had too much fun with part one & a few of you wanted a part 2! so like last time, I put the current gmmtv cast on a virtual spinning wheel, spun it 20 times to create 10 random couples & rated them!
OFF X FLUKE GAWIN
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I SWEAR I DIDN'T FAKE THIS LMAO 😭 so um... I did write a seandan not me fic & simply adore both of these babes, so... yeah of course I'm into this lol. I think they did have great enemies to lovers chemistry in not me, and them being work out buddies irl was adorable! they're also kings of having chemistry with literally anyone so I know given the opportunity they would absolutely SLAY 😌 also they would be such an attractive couple lol, sorry I need to mention that since both of them are two of my absolute ultimate celebrity crushes 🥰 and lastly since I've always wanted to see off in a ship with a guy who's taller than him this would be *chef's kiss* 9/10
FORCE X POND
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hmmmmm... I don't really see it but to be fair, I didn't see force & neo either and that didn't keep them from absolutely eating each other's faces in the only friends mock trailer 😂 and I ABSOLUTELY didn't see pond & nanon together and that didn't stop pond from being so good at flirting with him in dirty laundry! so all of that to say that both force & pond have very flirty energies and are good actors so while I wouldn't pair them together out of my own volition, if it were to happen, I'm certain they would 100% make it work! 6.5/10
LOOKJUN X ARM
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so I love both of these babes individually and they're both the king & queen of ig imo, but together on-screen? I'm gonna be honest, I can't really see it :( I do think if it were to happen they'd make it work bc they're both great actors, but idk why I feel like their chemistry wouldn't be great. 3/10
JJ X AYE
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I... ain't mad at this in concept, but also can't see it at all?? I think it might be bc I've literally never seen these two interact before & they feel like they are just part of two very different worlds, but as a side ship?? maybe. I mean jj was really cute paired with neen in my gear & your gown and that was pretty random, and aye literally has chemistry with everyone, so... 4/10
OHM PAWAT X WIN
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lmaooooooo I know this is probably some people's wet dream, but for me I'm like 😶😶😶 the nepo baby & the homophobic bully together?? to be fair, the visuals, acting & chemistry would probably be great, and honestly these two do have a common point: they both disappointed me on different levels lol 😬 4/10
KHAOTUNG X BRIGHT
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so fun fact I am posting these pairings in the order they were chosen lmaoooo, this timing truly reminds me of that one very good fanfic that put sarawat, tine and fong together :'))) so anyways, I love khaotung & think he's an excellent actor who has chemistry with everyone, but... I think even him couldn't pull it out of bright lol. like bless bright's soul but even in 2gether it was a struggle trying to see him portray a queer character, and imo he's just one of these straight actors who is just too straight... 3/10
PLUEM PUSIT X DUNK
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girllllllll 💀 be fucking for real lmao, I love pluem a fucking lot, bless his heart, but it's clear he struggles to portray good chemistry with another guy, and even dunk's good chemistry couldn't save it 💀 also physically they would look a bit weird together, idk I don't see it at all, 1/10
LOVE X CIIZE
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NOW we're getting somewhere!!! so love & ciize would be amazing together imo, even though obviously I love milklove more. first of all, both of them have had queer roles before, love in bb and the upcoming 23.5 & ciize in my tee and waterboyy, so I know they'd do great! and also physically I think they'd be an adorable couple bc they're both pocket sized but look quite different which is great for on-screen couples imo! overall I will give it an 8/10!
KRIST X FLUKE PUSIT
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lmaooooo, krist be collecting the fluke's of gmmtv at this point 😭 so as many know I love fluke pusit so fucking much & think he's an excellent actor who has amazing chemistry with everyone, but... even he can't save this trainwreck 💀 2/10
PODD X FAH
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now THIS??? random yet interesting 😌 love them both, think they're both way too underrated & deserve a lot more, and I seriously think they could do a good job together! I also think physically they complete each other well & would look good together, and I could see them in a push & pull, enemies to lovers type of show. I'm sold! 7/10
NEO X MARK PAKIN
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this one is obviously a bonus pairing bc they're gonna be a ship in both cooking crush & only friends haha, atp the wheel is getting too smart 😭 I'll give them an 7.5/10 bc I liked them from the trailers but I also do deffo still prefer neolouis
part 1
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springagainafter · 5 months
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Thoughts on the prologue pre-Eden Prime:
Everyone is so young!
ME 1 is so pretty.
SPACE DAD SPACE DAD SPACE DAD
Merrick has no family left and has *not* really made friends (colleagues, but not friends) at least since Akuze so at this point he's really just got Anderson (who's been around for him during/since Mindoir) and that's pretty much it.
In the spirit of Merrick being very good at shooting things and not naturally charming, put the three available points in Pistols (two) and Infiltrator (one). I put none in Charm at this time. Surely this will not come back to haunt me.
I should probably put points in Intimidate but it would be a waste because Merrick's a mix of neutraI/Paragon options and I can't stand taking the Renegade options XD
I have decided that he and Kaidan will be good friends by the end of 1 and just have to figure out how they get there. (It was easier with my other dude Sheps because they are considerably warmer and more charming and Kaidan pretty much instantly had a new biotic best buddy and a new techy best buddy). In 3 Kaidan is a bit of an older brother (my favorite bit is the one in Citadel where Merrick's all "we're going out to eat" and Kaidan's all "eh, I'm sick of Apollo's" - implication: they've been there a zillion times - and immediately starts digging pots and pans out of his buddy's cabinets instead because it is time to make real food.).
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I like to think this is a shut-up-Jenkins-don't-bring-up-Akuze-it's-a-not-a-fun-topic cough from Dr. Chakwas, but she also does it when he brings up Elysium to a War Hero so that doesn't seem likely.
You get actual dialogue options here but in my heart Jenkins got about as far as "Ak--" and saw Merrick's displeased >:| face and changed the subject.
Neutral options are fun. Nihlus was dancing around the topic of Eden Prime and Merrick just went "If you have something to say, just say it."
Succeeded in dodging the weird Investigate option with Nihlus where Shepard's all "why would a turian want a human in the Spectres"!
Shepard becoming a Spectre is partly a merit thing wrapped up in politics and Merrick's okay with that because hey, Anderson's okay with it and it's good for the Alliance.
ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY HIIIIIIIII
Picked the neutral option with Anderson pre-mission in response to the Nihlus-is-scouting line because in Merrick's head it's a given that they'll help out Nihlus and therefore he doesn't need to tell Anderson that ("Ready and able, sir!")
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munamania · 7 months
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bitch post time!!!!!! many revelations ok last night's vibes were HEINOUS but it provided so much for me and lydia to talk about and now i am gonna share with you yippee storytime
k so we plan to go to this valentines day showcase thing that the college radio is putting on last night. mind you at my place of work where i pretended that i had a family emergency and had to go home cause i didnt feel like going into work yesterday morning lol idiot... i was so paranoid my boss was there in disguise or some shit it was stupid. sorry um. yeah so ok i was largely like this could be a chance for friend groups to come together and maybe ill be able to talk to sams roommate and also like i do want to see more live music and it's free! so. anyway ok wait let me tell u abt the first part of the day
so me and lydia drive over some wine bottles to sam for him to use as props in a film. and sam and the roommate are sitting on their porch and we chat a little bit acc sam said as i walked up 'you always look so suspicious' and i was like 'ok u guys were literally just staring at me' cause they WERE and roommate was actually really nicely like 'oh no you're okay' and generally was just kind of inserting into our convo which well i had fun with naturally. um anyway and then who comes running up but teko! our buddy teko. and sams like have yall met and im like Of course and teko gives me a hug and i cant lie it was actually so sweet. i am also extremely touch starved but it was a nice hug. anyway. then i had to help roommate pick shoes alongside teko's fit and then i was like um Ok Bye. when i got back in the car lydia was like so i saw a neon sweatshirt... and i was like yeah <3 that's my man <3 sorry ok vibes get worse as the night comes
me and lydia end up getting to sam's late to 'pregame' this show and ig it was supposed be like. it was encouraged to dress formally. and i was wearing a dress that was too small and my chappell red tights and docs. kind of a serve but me and lydia were serving much more valentines day than formal. anyway. roommate does swing around to be like hi! and THEN i see my girl chloe i looooove her shes so fuckin funny and weird and we made this weird little short together in class last semester and i was kinda intimidated by her so i was so happy shocked when she was like I was so excited to see u :D WEEE shes so cool guys and has the funniest fuckin laugh and well honestly the high points of the night were us and lydia fucking around and dancing and being weird and offputting wallflowers cause again this thing SUCKED. ok
we did also smoke beforehand and i accidentally took this huge hit and then thought id be fine w a little more but brother was i feeling funny. did not eat enough and didnt take water it was atrocious. so. we get there and let me tell you if I WAS WORKING i'd have been able to fix the fact that it was soooooooooo fucking loud in there like bad bad bad audio distortion etc i wanted to kick this dude off the mixer but like what ever... it hurt so bad. and the lights were mostly on until chloe and sam duped this guy into dimming some of them but even still it was giving middle school dance. without the fun cheesy music. some of my instagram gay people are there. um but sorry there was simply no way i was going near that dance floor like the bands lowkey highkey sucked (i mean it was just a bunch of white college dudes and they did not slay. shocker. sam kept being like 'they're so good' and we were like um haha... straight face emoji)
we acc disappeared for a while to another floor for the br and just chilled for like half an hour (and security came to find us lmfaooo but ended up just leaving) and i was feeling odd and out of body and too aware of how i looked and it was just not great i was like we're the only bitches serving cunt here... um. anywho. so like later theres a slow dance and roommate is dancing with this other girl i only know from instagram till this point and i suppose if i was really feeling myself i could have tried to make a move but i was not. once again. vile vibes in this place. like i dont mean to be a pussy i typically would be much more charming and fun if i wanted to flirt and kinda felt the vibe from them but i was not really enjoying myself LMAO
then some more of the friend group shows up at the end and sam's like 'drama is actively going down' and im like Wuhhhh the fuck and i feel like a few of them r looking at me and i was just like get me OUT of here but for some fuck ass reason was still like nooooo we should go over and have pizza w sam and them. forgive me for thinking they had like frozen pizza or smth and i could get some free food out of this no we had to sit there and wait for dominos or whatever
AND THE MOST ANNOOOOOOOOOOOYING AWFUL TERRIBLE GROSS MEN YOUVE EVER MET SAT THERE AND JOINED THE BRIEF SMOKE CIRCLE AND THEN WERE JUST THERE AND LIKE YOU COULD JUST FEEL THEM TAKING UP SPACE AND US 'GIRLS' WERE MADE TO FEEL SO SMALL ON THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SOOOOOOOO TIRED. had to get a sweater cause i felt so uncomfortable. girl i really was only there in case i could have a saving grace moment with roommate im so serious. well and for chloe but otherwise me and lydia shoulda been outta there
literally chloe was so excited to show our little video to people and sam cut us off from getting there to show us the fucking fidget spinner game he has on his tv. girl get out! oh my fucking god. finally lydias like Cool anyway so - like sams misogyny jumped out in previously unprecedented ways. it was bad. these boys were truly making me want to kill myself im sorry like it was so bad i have curated my experience so as to be away from that for so long it was really jarring. and what you need to understand about sam is that he's almost died twice and kind of has a funny little gender vibe going on and so for a while now yeah we've gotten along through silly odd things we relate through but holy shit....... that was so offputting i cant even wrap my brain around it
also sam very much walked me into like yaoi-fying him and his best friend and then was like haha noooo why r u calling us gay ur so weird bitch just fuck him already im tired and also dont care.. hes so attention seeking and not used to um not being the center of attention. sorry! oopsies anyway so
so then im like ew like i kinda need to reassess um. the people im around. and again cant stress enough how gross and judged and just kinda old i felt surrounded by these ppl even tho theyre all like within a year of age? and like roommate still seems maybe cool but since we didnt actually talk and they were off w the other roommate/other ppl i cant help but associate them w the odd vibes but like. honestly idk i might just try to uh slide into their dms rlly casually. bc. well idk how the friend group is fracturing and it wouldnt surprise me if they were annoyed with sam esp living with him but obv i dont really know. but again let me stress this friend group has been friends since their freshman year like what r yall doing yeah u do need to break up....
so i figure since they're hot (and kinda tiny i cant tell if they're shorter than me or just right around my height) (but also they kind of scared me by giving Instagram face while posing for a pic last night i cant do any more people giving off dorian gray rn. but i was also under the influence so um that didnt help) i could just yeah be brave see how it goes and worst case scenario it's not a vibe yk. and best case scenario i get to hang w them and teko. teko so gives francis. anyway
OH also sam and the friends insisted on listening to this ai generated… thing like idk guys i think i was in hell fr
also had several men yell out of their cars at me and staring at me as we walked to the bus stop :/ so men really do ruin everything btw
um. so. that was the night! thx for reading if u did. i am excited to be around other fun silly cool queer people god bless fuck these people
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blueberry-gills · 9 months
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Hello!
I'm Gillian. Long for Gill, I guess? Uhh She/He! I'm a student at Blueberry Academy out in Unova!
I think I like battling! If you ask me for a match, I'd be happy to oblige! I was in the League Club last year. but uhhh. I just made a fool out of myself there. So now I'm in the Music Club! :D
What else can I put on here? I like hiking. My life goal is to see every type of Alcremie out there. I. Don't know what my goal is after that?
Anyway! Here are my Pokemon! ^^
Sugar (Alcremie) - Sugar's my Alcremie! I caught her my first year. And I've sort of...fallen down an Alcremie Raboot hole, if you couldn't tell ^-^
Spice (Flygon) - I also caught Spice during my first year! He loves flying around, picnics...sandwiches...and causing earthquakes! Kind of a problem :/
Locke (Klefki) - Locke steals my keys and locks me out of my dorm. He's a menace, only satiated by sweets/j. Most of team is, actually...now that I think about it...anyway, he's a darling!
Key (Toxtricity) - Key's one of my first Pokemon! She loves to play her bass organs thingies. I'm learning guitar right now to try and duet with her!
Salt (Garganacl) - Salt's one of my other first Pokemon! I got him and Key at the same time. He's one of those strong, silent types...but I think he likes me! I hope so, anyway. I. I hope.
Pepper (Scovillain) - She either loves me to bits or eats my bedsheets. It depends on the day. I adore her regardless <3
~Other Pokemon I own, just not on my official team!~
Sizzle (Salandit) - I received her from another Trainer on here! She's my hiking buddy, and is an absolute joy!
Baryon (Kingdra) - She likes swimming around in the Coastal Biome and watching video documentaries with me. I think we're both teaching each other how to properly swim, so...
Junebug ("Volcarona") - Uh. I met her after drinking a mocktail! (Thank you Auntie!) Very long story, I'm not sure if I'd explain it all here...Anyway! They're a Volcarona! Not. Not anything else. 👍👍 yeah
Cadmium (Drifloon ✨️) - Like the color, not the metal! I met her on Glaseado Mountain on my birthday. She hasn't stolen my soul yet or anything. Um. She's very cute :)
Pelipper Mail is ON, Magic Anons are OFF, and Musharna Mail and Malice are both ON!
(OOC Stuff under cut!)
Hello! @skrelpson back at it again. This is the blog of like...a half-insert? If such a thing's out there lol. Since this is a Roleplay blog, keep in mind there's a heavy unreality warning for the entire thing!!
Rules .。.:*☆:
No NSFW! If you send any asks in that nature, you'll be blocked.
Magic Anons are off! They'll probably stay off, too. Just not comfy with that 😎👍
Pelipper Mail is on...ish! You can send things in, but if it doesn't jive with what's going on, I'll ignore it. Nothing like...i dunno, wildly offensive? No gore, explicit things, etcetera!
This is a low/drama stakes blog! Gill isn't out to save the world or endanger himself. She just wants to hang out and keep her grades up yknow
Speaking of, if you'd ever want to include me in some sort of RP (again, mainly low-stakes!), feel free to DM me! Just like specify what's going on. My writing RP skills are kinda rusty, but I can make it work! :]
Sapient Pokemon and the like can interact!
Basic DNI critera.
Really sorry if I'm weird with reblogs/communicating! I'm god awful with online interaction, so I like to schedule posts so funny post button doesn't give me anxiety. If I take a bit to reply, it's because I'm working up a good response! >:) ooor I haven't seen it yet that one too
Any ask game I reblog will be permanently open!!! Feel free to send in asks for any of them. Just indicate which one are which, please!! Not just the emoji or whatever ;_;
That's all! Feel free to talk to this little guy about anything. I'm not very good with intro posts sorry ack
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also get playlisted AND TRAINER ID'd (the birthdate is wrong btw!! My bad, I wasn't thinking. She was born in 2007, not 5!)
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scouts-thingsandrps · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3
Unwelcome Unity Edition with the Incorrect Quote Generator
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Camila: WHY. why did you give Luz a KNIFE?!
Eda: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Camila: Now I feel unsafe!
Eda: I’m sorry.
Eda: ... would you like a knife?
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Luz: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Eda: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Camila: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Camila: Luz, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Luz: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Camila: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Gus.
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Gus: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Camila, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Gus:
Gus: fsh
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Gus: Change is inedible.
Camila: Don't you mean inevitable?
Gus, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Luz: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Camila: What did you do Luz?
Luz: A MISTAKE
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Hunter or Atalanta: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Hunter or Atalanta: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Luz: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Luz: Vee and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Hunter: *Sighing* What did Vee do?
Luz: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Vee: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Luz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Camila: Wasn't Hunter with you?
Hunter: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Luz: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Vee: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Hunter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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*Atalanta and Willow skipping stones on lake*
Willow: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Atalanta, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Atalanta: This is a mistake
Willow, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Atalanta: But not today
Willow, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Gus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Willow: Oh, you’ve been?
Gus: Once. In Monopoly.
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Gus, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Luz: How?
Gus: How what?
Luz: How could they be worse?
Gus: They couldn’t, I lied.
Luz:
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Gus: Okay, truth or dare?
Hunter: Truth
Gus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Hunter:
Hunter: ...Dare
Gus: Go to bed.
Hunter: I don’t like this game.
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Camila: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Hunter: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Atalanta: I personally was created in a lab.
Vee: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Gus: Shit.
Willow: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Amity: OH MY GOD VEE FELL OFF!!!
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Willow: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Gus: Plane tickets?
Amity: Concert tickets?
Vee: Prostitution?
Willow, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Gus, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Willow, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Amity, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Luz, trembling: What are we playing
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Darius, tending to Hunter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hunter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Adrian: Attie, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Atalanta: Oh, I’m always running
Atalanta: The question is from what
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Hunter: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Darius: You're like 15 years old
Hunter: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Collector, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
King: You did WHAT–
Luz: William Snakepeare
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Collector: Hey King,
King: Yes?
Collector: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
King:
King: Where’s Luz?
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Collector: We need a distraction.
King: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Luz, whispering: My time has come
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Eberwolf: Yo is Adrian sleeping or dead?
Raine: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Darius: Yeah, so did I.
Adrian: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Eberwolf: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Raine: What?
Darius: That you're a child.
Adrian: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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demonsfate · 8 months
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like yeah... the thing is... dj hospitalized hwoarang, it was nightmares that triggered the devil gene in jin. and not only that... but like, clearly the original devil (devil kaz) was bad and trying to get kaz to do bad things. it was angel that was the good part - there was never any good in devil. and plus you know, it's probs noncanon/has been retconned, but they even go outta their way several times to say dj enjoys eating people in tk6. it's why i actually did kinda scream when jin said "you've always been protecting me... haven't you?" KSNDFJSDF. dj always, to me, felt like the original devil and just tried to get jin on the wrong path - but unlike his father, jin just doesn't listen.
which, i guess i don't entirely mind them making up as a conclusion or whatever. but like everything else in the series, i did wish it was done a lil better i guess. if i'm gonna be honest, i had no intents of writing them making up or giving dj a "redemption arc". in fact, i just thought that jin was gonna finally stand up to dj and say no. have his alice liddel moment where he'll say "you've used and abused me, but you will not destroy me." but no... instead we get dj saving him and apparently was always a guardian devil or something - jin's just only been denying him when he shouldn't have LOL. hell, i've written drabbles where jin does get rid of dj.
so i find myself slightly disillusioned when writing them right now. because the way i've written dj, i had mostly written him as an entity who's gained some sentience, is an overall mess, but mostly incapable of actually loving somebody other than feeling like he does. (by that i mean mimicking jin's feelings and believing them to be true). dj was a very vague character when i write him - writing that he does seemingly miss jin (after "killing" him LOL) - but made it unclear if he actually cared for jin, or if he was just uncomfortable by change. as the original intention when i wrote their relationship was supposed to reflect an abusive or toxic relationship of any kind. as i was inspired by how the comics wrote them - with dj being highly manipulative of jin. putting him down at times, but then supporting him at others. that means there is a lot of hatred in mind when writing these two.
therefore... that's why i find myself a bit scrambling when writing what tk8 did. which i guess that itself isn't a problem of tk8. but it is hard for me to write that jin and dj made amends when dj has done nothing but been absolutely horrible to jin, and also whose actions led to thousands of deaths. i have a hard time writing it without the fear that it sounds farfetched or unconvincing - kinda like how it's unconvincing for people to just be buddies with canon jin all of a sudden in 8. but like, it just kinda feels weird writing it this way, too. i know i can just discard tk8. but like... there are indeed things i enjoyed about it, and i do want a conclusion for jin. it's just that his and dj's relationship is def the weirdest and hardest thing to incorporate about it into my canon.
and really like, my dj was very pissed at jin, too - just as upset as jin was with dj. like they were both at a point where they just absolutely hated each other and felt wronged. so that makes it harder for them to be like "okay. we're cool with each other now. :)"
the easiest explanation i've got for this so far is that jun's powers or jin's kazama powers within "purified" dj. so instead of getting rid of him, he's still around - only as a more angelic being. because he's different and wants to help, jin finds it hard to totally hold the past against him. because it does feel like, in a way, he's talking to a new or changed person. i guess i changed it that dj did indeed care about jin but never admit to it or wanna accept it until now. so yeah.
idk thinking about it, it does remind me a lot of kingdom hearts 3 and why i was so critical about that game's story (altho i found myself less bored with TK8 than i did KH3). the scene where jin says "you've been protecting me all this time yadayada" felt on par with riku just joking he's gonna miss ansem. y'know... these dark entities that have been terrorizing these hosts and making their lives hell... but now they're all acting friendly toward each other. it's weird. IT'S WEIRD! KH3 was filled with fanfic like writing (by that i mean little conflict and everyone's just friends or back from the dead for no reason just to be Happy)
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apoptoses · 1 year
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3. And 10. For the writer’s meme! 🖤
3. One of your fics that you wish more people read? (this is a free space for bragging and fic recs)
I don't feel like any of my works are under-read but I hate that works seem to have a shelf life anymore. You post, you get reblogs and comments for about three days, and then it's done. It would thrill me to no end to get reblogs and comments and recs on any of my fics more than a week after I posted them because that would tell me they're still being enjoyed and I'm not just like, a content producing machine whose work has an expiration date.
It's not weird to comment on an older fic. It's not weird to @ your favorite authors when you make fic rec lists. We need the interaction. We write because we want connection and I feel like fic rec master posts and stuff are going the way of the dinosaur and everyone is treating fic like tiktok and ugh. It's sad! Support your creators no matter how old the work is.
10. You have to take one of your original characters grocery shopping with you, which one do you pick?
Listen. I fucking hate the grocery store so I have no time for these vampires who have never seen the inside of a wal-mart and want to stare down the shampoo aisle all night.
So I'm taking Daniel, because all of this is old hat for him. He's got Armand's credit cards so we're going shopping on his dime. I'm getting enough laundry detergent to last me into the next century and he's using his immortal strength to lift it all and carry it in the house.
I also just think he straddles the line between practicality and hedonism in a way that would make him a great grocery buddy. Would he encourage me to get frozen pizzas and ice cream in every flavor my heart desires? Yes. Would he also remind me that I won't eat the family size bag of tortilla chips before they go stale? Also yes. He won't judge me for getting more snacks than produce, and he'll definitely let me bum a post-shopping stress cigarette off him in the parking lot. It's a win win in my book.
The only draw back would be that he's a boomer so he'd probably suck at using the self checkout. But he's also a vampire, so we'd be shopping at 1am and the lines at the cashier would be non existent anyways.
(and maybe he'd bring along armand? which would feel like third wheeling a date but there's potential for hilarity so it's fine, i'm down)
So yeah. I think he's the most reasonable choice for groceries haha Anything else however- Armand and Lestat, they spend money like it's nothing and I wanna be TREATED.
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chenanigans · 9 months
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2023 Accomplishments, 2024 Hopes
I did a lot of stuff this year, so I'm gonna talk about stuff I'm happy about accomplishing this year!
Art
I made the most money ever for commissions! Almost $900 I hope to make more next year!
I finished quite a few comics as well as Cherry's first journal! Comics have always been quite difficult for me to finish, so I'm proud of being able to do a handful of them!
I got to be a featured artist in an app! That was a pretty cool experience getting to test out and draw in an app! Also getting paid to do so!
Next year, I would like to try an improve on some things with my art, finish more art, and maybe get another art job!
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TTRPGS
I played a LOT of DnD this year.
In my Monday game, we're closely approaching our 100th sessions and possibly the end of our first campaign! I love Cherry so much and I hope she gets through it all with the Flockless! This is the longest campaign I've ever been in and the highest level I've grown to as well. Cherry went from level 3-13 so far, how my baby has grown! We also got to play some Kids on Bikes and Pathfinder 2e which was very fun! I hope to do more games after we finish campaign 1!
With my Tuesday group, I got to make so many fun characters and also try some new TTRPGs too! I'm excited for all the fun little things we'll get to do next year! I love Manon and hope we figure out the nature of this world.
I hope to finally run something next year for my friends next year, but we'll see how it goes!
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Video Games
I played a fuck ton of games this year. I got really into simulation games because I find them relaxing and nice.
The games I beat this year:
Garden in!
Paradise Marsh
Flying Neko Delivery
Unpacking
Lumbearjack
Terra Nil
Alba A Wildlife Adventure
Mail Time
Katamari Damacy Reroll
We Love Katamari Reroll
Frog Detective 3
Sticky Business
Pikmin 4
Garden Buddies
Pizza Tower
Loddlenauts
Moonstone Island
Frogsong
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe
I'm excited for a fuckton of indie games coming out next year and for the Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door remake. I need to beat the original before it comes out but we'll see how that goes.
My favourite games this year were Pikmin 4, Pizza Tower, Loddlenauts and Moonstone Island for sure!
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Life
No major changes happened in my life this year. I'm hoping next year I have more luck in finding an art job, but overall, I'm pretty ok with where I am.Working at a grocery store will always suck, but I'm at least making enough money to buy things I like and help my family out a bit.
I went to my first Pride parade this year. When I was sitting at the subway waiting for my friends to arrive I almost cried because seeing the sheer amount of queer people around was just heart-warming and made me feel like it was all gonna be ok. I got my first ace flags, one of which is on my desk near Rawhide. I also got handed a paper for black queer people which was a lil funny. I also got a lot of compliments on my outfit which felt very good.
Mental health wise, it's also been very ok. I'm hoping to get more support in terms of my ADHD meds since I've been on the same dosage for a while and things could be better.
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Lastly...
This is a lil sappy, but I wanna say thanks to all my friends and my sister for making this life worth living. I haven't been in a depressive rut in a long time because of those I love, the things I love, and the things I'm looking forward to. Life for me isn't always rainbows and sunshine, but I'm always happy about the small things that make it worthwhile. I'm looking forward to making and sharing more art with my friends, playing video games and TTRPGs, and just doing what I enjoy in life!
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switch-puppygirl · 9 months
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⚠ read before interacting ⚠
DNI LIST:
minors - block on sight if no age in bio
anyone with blank/ageless blog / a blog that seems fake / anyone that looks like a bot - you'll be blocked on sight, you've been warned
terfs, transphobes, anti-LGBTQIA+ folk
DNI if you don't respect trans rights.
anyone with the following kinks: r4pe, detrans, raceplay, misoginy, patriarchy, incest
this list may be edited at anytime.
Why did you follow me?
Your posts probably made me horny. Yeah that's pretty much it.
Should I send asks/comment/interact with you?
I mean feel free to (after reading the whole post), but I can't sext back. I do feel my tail wag and exhibitionist kink tingle when you praise me there, tho~
Oh, I may take a while to answer you. That's because I need to talk to my owner first. If he doesn't like you that's too bad. Please don't pressure me to answer quickly.
Asks are tagged #sunny asks.
Can I DM you?
DMs are too personal for me. Idk if I'll ever answer them. I'm sorry if I just ignore you. You could send an ask tho.
I'm not looking for new friends but some puppy buddies seem nice. Just remember, I already have an owner!
Again, I may take a while to answer you since I have to talk to my owner first.
If my owner doesn't like you I may never answer again 🤷‍♀️
Oh, I almost forgot: English is not my first language. So if I say something in a weird way, feel free to help me correct it, as I'm always learning.
now let me introduce myself 🦴
Hello! I'm sunflower. You can call me sunflower, sun or sunny if you'd like.
Have you noticed there's a dom/switch puppygirl shortage in the market? Well, fear not, for here I am.
This is my horny blog to post about my puppy thoughts without my friends thinking I'm a weird furry.
Feel free to read my hornyposting, but beware: I bite.
Me being switch also means I won't be all helpless and braindead as you may expect. I mean, I am pretty helpless and dumb, but not as much as my puppy friends. So keep that in mind!
some things about me
I'm a woman and use she/her pronouns.
🏳‍🌈 I'm a panromantic sapphic. I may post about men or women at anytime. I will use #sunny sapphic when posting about girls and and #sunny fiancé when posting about men (likely only referring to my fiancé).
💍 By the way, I'm engaged to the most perfect owner ever! That means I won't be able to flirt with anyone. Sucks to be you I guess. He also reads my blog. Hi, love!~
As for cute pet names, you can call me pup, puppy and good girl. Yeah not all that creative right, I'm still discovering things. If you act someway I dislike, I'll tell you and I expect you to respect me okay? We're both adults here!
💛 My favorite kinks (for now) are: pet play (duuuh!), praise, orgasm control/edging, overstimulation, breeding, impreg, bondage, shibari, free use, dry humping, femdom, thigh riding, scissoring, feral play
⚠ I may post about those kinks as well (in a light way! :3): knife play, impact play, exhibitionism, blood play, masochism / sadism, choking, intoxication, breathplay. All those will have cw. Consent is mandatory.
❌ Hard limits: r@p3 play, CBT, hypno, scat / piss, cuckold / cheating, basicaly anything else that makes unconscious, anything mortal aaaand, believe it or not, eating/drinking out of a bow or being out in public while leashed.
I'm still getting used to a bunch of things. I guess I'm primal hunter. I guess I like knotting. Who knows. I'm about to find out.
BEWARE: I LIKE TAKING BATHS
BEWARE: I ALSO GROWL AND BITE A LOT
IF I FLIRTED WITH YOU: NO I DIDNT SORRY IF IT CAME OUT THAT WAY ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SORRY FOR MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE IF I DID
ALSO (I keep on remembering things to add...) I'm GNC (most days). That means I'll sometimes post about wearing ties, suits and boxers. Just a heads-up - my pronouns will always be she/her tho, and I don't like to be called darling, handsome etc
Tags
#sunny sapphic
#sunny fiancé
#sunny asks
#sunny dom
#sunny top
#sunny sub
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misquigleya · 1 year
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hi hello, back on my bullshit that is misty fucking quigley. could have had much more of her but it's okay...i fully expect to see more of my unhinged baby in the coming episodes. as usual, thoughts under the read more <3
sure you can look and look and look for someone that you actually love but you can also find you someone that will listen to, with the windows down, fuck tha police in your minivan while you're inside being questioned about your totally not dead but def missing boyfriend....we stay stanning jeffrey sadecki in this house and i love him so much. but also rip that dash and steering wheel 'cause it got sticky af from that spit take. like shauna please...he's gotta clean that now before you go off to cult camp with your besties
i wasn't a callie stan until just recently ( annoying teenager pls forgive me for side-eyeing the fuck outta her ) but miss ma'am gO OFF MAKE THEM QUESTION EVERYTHING DET. CREEPO SAYS 'cause goddamn that man needs to go. he needs to be fed to whatever the fuck they all brought back from the woods. also "does this mean we're going to jail???" i love the sadecki family so much.
VAN AND TAI PLEASE STOP PUSHING EACH OTHER AWAY but also please explain what happened for y'all to split up 'cause i'm no longer thinking it was 'cause of the "wicca bullshit" anymore seeing as tai is leaning more into it ( though that was kinda obvious from the fact that adult tai has her little alter #ripbiscuits )
i know they all got beef / tension with lottie but what was up with lottie and misty upon lottie seeing her. like please...what happened out there other than hottie lottie being diagnosed as schizophrenic and being institutionalized and that could ya know....'cause some tension and questioning of what had happened out in the woods, bUT STILL WHAT HAPPENED. 'CAUSE WHAT DID MISTY DO SEEING AS THEY'RE ALL MEH WITH HER. aside from her general weirdness and slightly off-putting personality.
that jackie bit when shauna passed out had me clutching my pearls like sHAUNA BABY DO NOT GO INTO THE LIGHT. and also, i might get shit for this but whatever, eat my ass; thAT DREAM SEQUENCE HAD MY ASS BACK IN THE THEATER WATCHING TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PT. 2 like goddamn...okay this one wasn't THAT GOOD but they really had me there in the first half like i full blown thought i was gonna be able to tick off the eating of the...well you know off my bingo card. but nope, they played me, they said "yOU THOUGHT YOU SICK FUCK" so i'll give 'em that. four for you glen coco, four for you.
natalie bby do you need a hug?? yj writers...have you forgotten and or completely disregarded the whole mistnat setting up of season one and telling us to eat your asses now like ha-ha you really thought we'd give you those two?? hahahaha...i hate them and i need them to stop toying with my emotions. LET. THEM. BE. HAPPY. AND. TOGETHER. 'cause that "he was the only one i loved" and "he was the only one who cared about me" like mmmm...mmm...m'kay, i'm gonna go lay in the highway. but like i get. still going through some shit. bUT FUCKIN' RUDE.
deep breath
can we talk about misty's little goodie bag and how it was given carol in twd unloading all her shit when they got to alexandria and just...kept putting more and more on the cart? 'cause i loved that and i fucking lost it aND WALTER BUDDY BOY, YOU WAS GONNA DIE or i'm at least assuming as i don't know what was in the vial that misty had in her purse with the syringe like ma'am please. she was ready to beat the fuck outta whoever, handcuff them, and possibly do some light torturing....so i once again sAY WHY ARE YOU DICKING ME AROUND WITH MISTNAT YJ WRITERS?!?!!??! fucking hell...
anyways....
the episode was good but lowkey...they need to stop hyping them up so much or i need to lower my expectations. either way...felt there could be a bit more and feel like they're taking too long with the story and they're dragging it out to an almost annoying length. like we get it, you're hoping for five seasons but i don't want to wait 'til the last season to have all questions asked or if the worse outcome happens, they get cancelled, i don't want any room for no questions being answered. so...if they could stop dragging it out and get to the point, that'd be super. but that's just me.
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