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title: betsubara fandom: bnha pariring: kacchako; bakugou katsuki x uraraka ochako word count: 3.9k (including text in posts) warnings: none synopsis: in which the u.a. test kitchen tries its hand at the whole youtube thing, and the internet collectively ships kacchako. bon appetit test kitchen au + socmed au notes: written for day 3 of kacchako week 2020, with the prompt ‘desserts & sweets.’ i know that BA has its share of problems, but i really wanted to write this after stumbling across ba test kitchen fanfics on ao3 and some social media aus on twitter… i have so much respect for people who make smau fics, i don’t know how you do it. ochako here is a bizarre mix of brad leone, solha el-waylly, liziqi and emmymadeinjapan, and bakguou…. is bakugou :’) ao3: [link]

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別腹 | betsubara (n.) – Japanese, second stomach for dessert

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Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jun 29, 2XXX My grandchildren said I would enjoy watching the UA test kitchen youtube channel, but I don’t know where to start. Can someone please give me some suggestions? Why do they change chefs in every video? 62 🗨️ 133 ⭮ 869k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson Hi Susan! I’m the kitchen manager for @ua_testkitchen, and I’d be happy to help! We have playlists for each of our web series on our YouTube channel, but I’ll do my best to explain each series below. 23 🗨️ 241 ⭮ 3.2k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Hot Takes – If you don’t mind some occasional foul language, this is a very popular series! Chef @bakugoukatsuki demonstrates techniques on how to make Japanese staples, from omurice to hand cut soba. It’s extremely educational! 123 🗨️ 213 ⭮ 3.5k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Bon Appetit – This series is all about French food, with Japanese twist! Chef @foreversparkling breaks down intimidating recipes like souffles, gougeres, and quiches for the amateur cook to try at home! 89 🗨️ 165 ⭮ 2.8k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Farm to Table – If you’re interested in where your food comes from, this is a great choice! Chef @u_ochako shows viewers what it takes to grow and cultivate ingredients. She also delves into the science behind making things like kombucha, natto, and beer! 155 🗨️ 188 ⭮ 3.9k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX From Scratch – This is our only series with two hosts! We ask our chefs @shouto and @yaomomo to tackle the challenge of recreating popular junk food and snack items entirely from scratch. These can be anything, from your favorite candy to foreign staples like Twinkies! 102 🗨️ 288 ⭮ 2.7k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX 10 Chefs – This series asks ten of our @ua_testkitchen chefs to undergo a series of culinary challenges of varying difficulties. These can range from cutting a durian to cooking a live lobster! 48 🗨️ 85 ⭮ 1.4k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX The Great U.A. Bake Off – These are special videos that showcase U.A.’s biannual dessert competition! We invite renowned chef and television star @AllMight to join as our host and judge. Our resident pastry chef @satousugarman has held the title for the past four years! 99 🗨️ 174 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX We also film various instructional videos, which are not part of any particular series. These can be recipes or in-depth guides to various kitchen tools and appliances. Hopefully these give you a good place to start, and feel free to contact me if you have any other questions! 21 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.1k ♡

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↳ Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jul 01, 2XXX Thank you, Mr. Midoriya. I started watching Farm to Table, and I’m enjoying it a lot. I do have a question – I’m reading the comments, and there’s a cooking term I’m not familiar with. What is a “kacchako?” Is it a cooking appliance? 721 🗨️ 2.1k ⭮ 8.9k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson … Um. 202 🗨️ 4.3k ⭮ 10.4k ♡

↳ jfc they’re actually clueless @hitoshinsou – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson and @dekiru yeah @dekiru, what is a kacchako? 180 🗨️ 961 ⭮ 2.9k ♡

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“Hey guys!” Uraraka waved cheerfully at the camera. “My name is Uraraka Ochako, and welcome back to Farm to Table, a show where we explore where our food comes from!”

“For today’s episode, we’re going to be doing something a liiittle different.” On the counter was a pile of misshapen brown lumps, mottled with different black and brown spots. “On our cacao episode, a lot of you were a little… shall we say, disappointed with me, when I didn’t make chocolate out of a cacao pod.”

Uraraka’s smile turned icy, as a screenshot popped up on screen. She held up a little slip of paper from her hand and cleared her voice.

“ ‘Making chocolate isn’t easy,’ ” she read, widening her eyes for emphasis. “ ‘This girl has no idea what she’s talking about.’ ”

The dark, saccharine expression on her face never faltered as she ripped up the paper into tiny pieces, throwing bits over her shoulder.

“Now, I’m here to show you that actually, yes – making chocolate can be easy!” The hard smile was replaced by a warm grin. “My friends at Tokyo Cacao sent me some pods to work with, and lucky for us, they’re ripe and ready to go!”

She beamed, picking up a pod and showing it off to the camera. “I’ll show you guys how to turn these bad boys into chocolate - and after that, I’m gonna share one of my favorite chocolate recipes with you!”

Uraraka then grinned mischievously. “First things first – we gotta crack this little guy open.” Reaching under the countertop, she whipped out a gigantic chef’s knife. It was easily as long as Uraraka’s forearm, and the polished blade was engraved with two characters that clearly read, ‘Bakugou.’

A choking sound was heard off screen.

“Holy shit Uraraka, you took it?!” A man popped into frame, gaping at the knife in Uraraka’s hand. “Dude, Bakugou’s been looking for that all morning - he’s going to kill you for real this time!”

“Not if he doesn’t find out,” she said seriously, fixing the blonde man with a pointed look. “You’re not going to rat me out, are you, Kaminari?”

“And get killed in his Baku-rage? No thanks.” He shivered, staring at the knife as if it was going to attack him. “At least you’ve got a chance of surviving.”

Uraraka laughed, rolling her eyes. “You’re acting like he’s going to eat you or something.”

“You don’t know about poor Mineta,” Kaminari looked grave as he closed his eyes in a moment of silence, before scurrying out of frame. He called out, “If anyone, especially Bakubro, asks – I was never here!”

“O… kay?... ” Uraraka blinked at the camera for a few moments and then shook her head in amusement. “Anyways, back to the topic – opening the pod! The rind is pretty thick and slippery, so be careful where you’re cutting! The best way is to set the edge of the knife in one of the grooves and give it a good whack, like this - !”

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Pro Chef Makes Omurice | Hot Takes | U.A. Test Kitchen 3,439,062 views ･ August 29, 2XXX

To quote our favorite foul-mouthed chef: “Even a F***ing idiot can make omurice.”

Join Bakugou Katsuki in the U.A. Test Kitchen as he makes a Japanese comfort food staple, omurice. This isn’t your average, amateur omurice omelette video - Bakugou breaks down the special tricks and techniques he uses to achieve the perfect taste, shape and texture. His recipe uses buttery chicken, fried…

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hvf26 – 3 hours ago Japanese gordon ramsey 👍 2.7K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 25 replies

TipTop – 2 hours ago new drinking game: take a shot every time you hear “fuck” EDIT: 13 shots in and 18 minutes left, i give up 👍 8.6K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 93 replies

shroomaster3110 – 9 hours ago bakugou: “even a fucking idiot can make omurice” also bakugou: “veal stock, red wine, honey, tomato paste, reduce for 3 days” me: instant ramen it is 👍 749 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 8 replies

obsssd1992 – 6 hours ago hOoly fuck the sound uraraka made when she tasted it 👍 9.4K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 155 replies

vulcanus – 3 hours ago 7:33 cracking two eggs at the same time with one hand he really be flexing on us huh 👍 233K 👎 REPLY

periperi – 10 hours ago 22:18 is it just me or does bakugou look like he’s blushing??? like, his ears are so so red 👍 5.1K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 84 replies

dinovino44 – 7 hours ago “just fucking flip it” I blinked and that shit literally went from goo to an omelet HOW 👍 144 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 3 replies

Angela B – 8 hours ago I would love to try this but i dont want to waste 17 dozen eggs trying to make it properly 👍 3.7K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 29 replies

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“Oh fuck, that’s good,” Bakugou groaned, mouth full as he chewed. The mango-coconut tart in front of him was dotted with swirls of candied orange peel as a garnish, but it did nothing to hide the fact that the entire thing was dusted with a liberal coating of violent red chili powder.

At his side, Uraraka beamed, sniffling a little from the pervasive scent of spice in the air. “I added some lime too, just to break up the richness – it’s not too sweet?”

“S’fucking perfect.” Bakugou scarfed down the last bite of the piece in his hand. He let out another long moan, the sound of it deep and guttural, and Uraraka’s eyes widened as she stared, her cheeks turning red. “Screw it, I’m eating this for lunch.”

“Eh?” Uraraka blinked, snapping out of her daze just as the tray was snatched from her workbench. “Wait, wait – Bakugou! Give it back, I haven’t even tasted it yet!”

“Pft, like you wouldn’t down a carton of milk after one bite,” he scoffed, holding the tart above his head and trying to fend off Uraraka with his free hand as she pulled at his arm. “Fucking get off, Uraraka, I – !”

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX alright since some of y’all are fucking BLIND here’s a list of every bakugou x uraraka moment on the u.a. test kitchen youtube channel (a thread) 184 🗨️ 5.3k ⭮ 12.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX [01] the great u.a. Baking show, cheesecake: during taste tests bakugou hated every single person’s cheesecake EXCEPT uraraka’s peach and plum one. He said it was acceptable BUT THEN HE GOES BACK FOR ANOTHER PIECE 2 🗨️ 229 ⭮ 10.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Oct 28, 2XXX [33] farm to table, jicama/watermelon: bakugou says there isn’t enough heat in the dipping sauce during taste tests, uraraka then pulls out the extra spicy version she made just for him and bakugou looks flabbergasted when he tries it and then HE TAKES THE SAUCE HOME 10 🗨️ 121 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [34] from scratch, shrimp chips: at 14:53 you can see bakugou and uraraka in the background working on something together and when aoyama comes in waving around a whisk like a madman bakugou PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE WAY 15 🗨️ 146 ⭮ 2k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [35] from scratch, shrimp chips: when uraraka’s taste testing the final versions, she tells bakugou to come and try them. Bakugou grabs the chip she’s eating out of her hand and takes a bite AND THEN STUFFS IT BACK IN HER MOUTH BEFORE WALKING AWAY 29 🗨️ 132 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [69] hot takes, udon: bakugou says he’s only doing this video because someone said he had to, and uraraka mouths at the camera “he can’t say no to me” and bakugou sees her doing it but just rolls his eyes HE DOESN’T DENY IT 34 🗨️ 204 ⭮ 1.8k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [70] hot takes, udon: bakugou’s testing the dough consistency and yells at uraraka to come over so he can compare it TO HER CHEEKS and the man no cap says “not soft enough, it needs more pounding” and the blush on her face AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 119 🗨️ 451 ⭮ 3.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 24, 2XXX [71] the great u.a. bake off, pavlovas: honestly just take this entire episode as proof you can FEEL the tension through the screen my god. the way they’re play-fighting/flirting throughout the episode jesus fucking christ the flavor is immaculate 85 🗨️ 154 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 01, 2XXX [82] bon appetit, coq au vin: aoyama asks uraraka for help and bakugou literally spends the entire video glaring at aoyama from the background and ochako mouths “I’m almost done katsuki” at 15:43 SHE USES HIS FIRST NAME 26 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.9k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 09, 2XXX [83] hot takes, takoyaki: uraraka asks bakugou to taste test a smoothie for her and he goes, “the one you made yesterday was better” but later he says something about hating Mondays WHICH MEANS HE AND URARAKA WERE TOGETHER OVER THE WEEKEND 37 🗨️ 159 ⭮ 2k ♡

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↳ teatime @kabedondon – 6h Replying to @retrograade the detail in this thread is scary but even more concerning is the fact that you’ve somehow managed to convince me, at the very minimum, that they’re fucking 13 🗨️ 1.1k ⭮ 4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – 4h Replying to @kabedondon welcome to the club, hope you enjoy your stay 21 🗨️ 59 ⭮ 573 ♡

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Todoroki stared down at the gooey, green-streaked mess of chocolate in front of him mournfully. At his side, Yaoyorozu looked equally despondent, poking at the dull sheen of dark chocolate covering the biscuit in her hand.

“Should we…?” Todoroki glanced over hesitantly, and Yaoyorozu bit her lip.

“I was really hoping we’d get it this time.” She sighed heavily, before turning around. The camera zoomed out, the frame widening to show a few people milling around in the background. “Uraraka! Do you have a moment?”

A chirpy voice replied, “Sure!” Todoroki visibly sighed in relief, quickly dumping his mixing bowl into the sink of dirty dishes as Uraraka came into the shot.

“Huh, that’s definitely not right…” The brunette poked Yaoyorozu’s chocolate mixture with a frown. “What temperature did you heat this to?”

“45 degrees?” Uraraka hummed, scooping up a bit of the mixture and dumping it into her hand. She rubbed at it, frowning. “What did you use as your seeded chocolate?”

Todoroki slid the half-empty bag of chocolate chips across the counter, and Uraraka dumped a pile of them out. Little disks spilled across the marble, and she tested one piece between her clean fingers. “Uh, you know that you’re supposed to use tempered chocolate to seed, right?”

Todoroki opened his mouth, paused, then closed it abruptly. Yaoyorozu buried her face in her hands and audibly groaned.

“Hey, the good news is that you can totally reuse this!” Uraraka tried to smile encouragingly. “Did the matcha chocolate come out weird too, or –?”

“Oi, what the fuck is this?” The camera panned to the side, where Bakugou was holding up Todoroki’s abandoned mixing bowl in a fist, features twisted into a grimace. “Did all those e-cigs fry your brain, Half-and-half? Who the fuck doesn’t sift matcha before –”

“Hey, lay off of him, Bakugou.” Uraraka stomped over and snatched the bowl away. “Tempering is hard! And you know white chocolate is tricky.”

“Tch, please.” He scoffed. “What kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?”

Uraraka’s eyes flashed, and she planted her arms on her waist. “Have you ever tempered chocolate before?”

“What kind of dumbass question is that?” Bakugou growled. “Course I have, I didn’t live under a fucking rock like these two morons.”

Yaoyorozu bristled indignantly, but Uraraka held up her hand. Todoroki just looked tired, and muttered under his breath, “Here we go again…”

“Then you wouldn’t mind giving us a demonstration, would you?” Bakugou looked at her sweet, smiling face suspiciously. “Or are you too chicken to prove it?”

Red eyes flashed dangerously. “... the fuck did you just say?”

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The video cut to a shot of lumpy, melted white goo, before zooming out to show Bakugou’s scowl. “What the fuck is wrong with this shitty chocolate?” He kept stirring, even more vigorously this time, and looked down at the mixture as if he was trying to set it on fire with his glare.

Todoroki and Yaoyorozu were tucked a little ways away, snickering quietly as they watched from a safe distance away. Across from Bakugou, leaning casually against the counter, Uraraka smiled gleefully.

“Hur-dur, ‘what kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?’ ” she mimicked, her voice lowered in an approximation of the blonde’s low growl. Uraraka laughed, and then ducked as a chocolate-covered spatula sailed over her head.

“FUCK OFF, ROUND FACE!”

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smolbean678 reblogged kryssalys ochaakou:

reasons you should stan uraraka ochako, u.a.’s farming goddess and resident bakugou whisperer:

- has probably saved about half of the “from scratch” episodes by virtue of being the only person in the entire u.a. test kitchen who can consistently temper chocolate

- speaking of chocolate, this woman pulled the hardest flex by making her own chocolate from a raw cacao pod, and then proceeded to make chocolate chicken mole with it just to prove to the haters that she could

- is the acting president of the musutafu ninniclub, a japanese club for lovers of garlic. she also openly admits to sleeping with a ninnikyun plushie, aka the club mascot which is apparently a giant garlic clove (seriously, you can’t make this shit up guys)

- vocal advocate of Feeding Japan, a hunger relief organization that works to combat food insecurity, and is frequently seen volunteering at food banks and soup kitchens (1) (2) (3) (4)

- a lot of the ingredients she features in the “farm to table” series come from her parent’s farm! (pics) she grew up working at her parents’ stall at her hometown farmer’s market and promotes buying locally to support regional farms and businesses.

- this masterpiece of a tweet: “I love food and I love to eat. If someone wants to shame me for my body then they can go fuck themselves.”

- creates recipes that not only taste good but are also healthy, quick, easy and beginner friendly – yes, I’m looking at you, mr. bakugou “just fucking flip it and reduce for 3 days” katsuki – see the archive of her recipes here (x)

- has a tiktok dedicated entirely to trolling todoroki’s reactions with weird flavors of soba, these are my favorites (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

- she’s a self-taught chef who started as a dishwasher and worked up to being the sous chef at ryuko tatsuma’s restaurant dragoon before coming to the u.a. test kitchen and was regularly praised by food critics (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

- has single-handedly saved u.a. millions of yen from that one time she stopped bakugou from ‘accidentally’ exploding an air fryer

- speaks fluent baku-rage, not to mention their chemistry is off the charts hoO BOY the slow burn is fucking real y’all

alright there’s so much more stuff but I fucking hate formatting links, so watch farm to table and follow uraraka on social media (twitter / instagram / tiktok) because this queen deserves our love. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

hoooooot-hoot:

[link] to the twitter thread for my fellow kacchako shippers, i gotchu

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“Ugh.” Uraraka glared down at the sad, deflated lumps sitting in the middle of her ramekins. “Where is Aoyama when you need him?”

“That looks pathetic,” a blunt voice said, and Uraraka sighed as Bakugou came into the camera frame, leaning over the counter to peer into one cup with a skeptical look. “What the hell are you making?”

“Well, it’s supposed to be a pistachio-strawberry souffle.” She huffed, rubbing at her neck in frustration. “I can’t figure out how to get the nuts to distribute evenly… and it’s just not rising? I don’t get it – I remade my pastry cream like, three times, I know it’s fine, and I buttered my molds but it just…”

“You try freezing the molds after you butter them?” A frown came over Uraraka’s face as she shook her head. Bakugou grabbed one of the little cups, prodding the contents with a finger, and made a face. “Keeps it from contaminating your mixture and fucking up the rise.”

“When I make them at home, they’re usually fine at room temp,” she said dejectedly. “I don’t know why I can’t get it right today.”

The camera zoomed in a little, focusing on Bakugou’s expression as he glanced towards Uraraka. He looked a little concerned, and after a beat of silence, he came around the counter to stand beside her.

“Oi, don’t get all mopey on me, Cheeks.” He nudged her shoulder lightly, settling a hand across the back of Uraraka’s neck. “You good?”

She sighed heavily, leaning a little into his hand. “Yeah, yeah, I just… I don’t know. My brain isn’t working right now.”

“Tch.” Bakugou looked over the mess of bowls spread across the counter, eyes settling on the deflated looking egg-whites on one side. “Look – I’ll help ya out, just this once. Don’t quit on me now, yeah?

She blinked, looking up at him with furrowed brows. “But I thought… don’t you have that thing, with –”

“Don’t worry ‘bout it. This is more important,” he said, shrugging off his leather jacket and rolling up his sleeves. Uraraka just looked back at him in confusion.

“But…” She bit her lip hesitantly. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah.” Bakugou smirked back at her as he tied on his apron. “I got you, Cheeks.”

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[Video: Todoroki, frozen in place with blank eyes and noodles falling out of his mouth as someone shakes his unresponsive body]

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Uraraka rubbed her eyes, blinking as she gaped.

“You…” She looked up at him, chin trembling. “Did you really…?”

“Tch.” Bakugou huffed, trying to hide a smile. “What, your eyes don’t work now, Cheeks?” he teased.

“I just - ” Uraraka pinched herself, yelping at the pain, before a huge, toothy smile broke out across her face. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you actually did it.”

“You did get on your knees and beg, so…” He shrugged, snickering as Uraraka approached the counter reverently, her face glowing in sheer joy. “Ten kinds of mochi, as fuckin’ promised.”

She turned to him pleadingly. “Can I…?”

“I already took the photos.” He nodded at the spread, a rainbow of different colors delicately arranged with a pot of tea, ready to be eaten. “Go for it, babygirl.”

Uraraka already had a daifuku mochi halfway to her mouth, lips open as she got ready to take a bite, when an unfamiliar voice cut into the video.

“Wait a second.” Both of them paused to look at the camera in confusion. “Did he just call you babygirl?”

There was a beat of silence, before Uraraka’s face exploded into a bright red blush. Next to her, Bakugou quietly muttered, “Fuck.”

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[Photo: an image featuring white sheets and pillows, a woman’s bare upper back, and messy brown hair with a woman’s face half-buried in a pillow]

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jun 04, 2XXX RT @marsali: I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT.

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF @marsali – 21m @retrograade THE SHIP HAS SAILED I REPEAT THE SHIP HAS SAILED #kacchako [media attached]

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a-marlene-s · 5 years ago

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So....

I am looking back on past posts of stories that I plan on writing. I thought I tagged them all... but I don’t know if I got them all.

Here’s what I have so far... (Keep in mind, the majority of them are from story prompts from other people or were from asks.)

Bruce Wayne Addams

Cousin Bruce.

Gomez and Morticia love their adopted nephews very much.

Dick is going insane.

I don’t remember if this is a crossover with Miraculous Ladybug. Let alone with my au, She’s an Addams!

She’s an Addams!

Marinette’s mother is Wednesday Addams.

Jagged Stone is an Addams.

Debating if she’ll be with Nino or Canon!Felix.

I don’t remember if this is a crossover with Batman. As I remember a scene where Jagged and knew each other back in college due to them being in a band together... now that I think about it... I think that was part of another story...

Quirk: Miraculous Ladybug

Marinette Dupain-Cheng: Thread Manipulation/Miraculous Ladybug

Adrien Agreste: Formerly Quirkless/Cataclysm

Alya Césaire (class deputy): Computer Interaction

Nino Lahiffe: Frequency manipulation.

Chloé Bourgeois: Paralysis Inducement

Sabrina Raincomprix: Invisibility

Rose Lavillant: Plant Manipulation

Nathaniel Kurtzberg: Digital Art Manipulation

Juleka Couffaine: Identity Manipulation

Lê Chiến Kim: Emotion Weaponry

Mylène Haprèle: Slime Manipulation

Max Kanté: Technological Combat

Alix Kubdel: Flash Forward

Ivan Bruel: Earth Transformation

Lila Rossi: Feign Damage

Aurore Beauréal: Weather Manipulation

Mireille Caquet: Omnilingualism

Jean Duparc: Miming

Luka Couffaine: Sound Manipulation

Marc Anciel: Ink Manipulation

Kagami Tsurugi: Elemental Manipulation.

For this au, it could be as is, or as a penpal au with Marinette being friends from someone from UA. Izuku, Shoto, Hitoshi or someone else.

Justice League Banned from Paris @vivilakitty

JL finding out they got banned from Paris.

Someone visits for the holiday or some shit that brings them there related to the League.

They see the akumas and they wonder why no one called the league for help. Especially after seeing two kids fighting the Akuams.

"The hero's tried. They were just children when shit started. My kid is thirteen and is the size and age of our hero's were when they started! We tried getting ahold of the League. The Mayor, the heroes, civilians! Everyone! We got called a joke and were told never to contact them again. Then we got blocked."

Mayor decided to bane the League from Paris. If they did not want to help, then they are no longer welcomed in the city of Paris.

The call first got through to some random civilian communicator that goes along with the name of John Christan Ryan Mark Johnson, nickname… whatever the hell first comes up in someone’s mind. When League found out, Chad became a joke among the league and got demoted. Even so, the League went to Paris as civilians and did their best to help out.

There will be mayhem from the Batboys.

Turtle Bug @jacquesthepigeon

Where Fu chose not to put the cat miraculous in play and instead gave his own since Ladybug’s partner would need to protect her. He chooses Nino to be Carapace.

Paris’s anxiety ridden superhero duo is Ladybug and Carapace.

ONE MORE THING! @vixen-uchiha

Jackie Chan adventures. Jackie and Sabine are cousins. Jackie decided to take a much needed break from doing what he does best. He and Jade go to Paris to have a simple... fight free... vaca.... great... seems like their vacation is short lived.

What’s the Stitch? @kanamexzeroyaoifangirl

Kim Possible/Miraculous Ladybug crossover where Marinette and Kim are cousins though Gina. Lila lies about knowing and going on side missions with her when Marinette’s the one going on missions with her when she’s in town or visiting. Class minus Chole, Nathaniel, & Kitty Section believe and bully Marinette due to Lila’s lies. Kim shows up during it one Tommie then uses her connections to show the truth and take her down. All bullies are sued and are banned from the bakery.

Presentation Day @art-deco-shrimp

Ms Bustier assigns each of the students to do a report on someone they know, with a presentation at the end. They need to pick someone to report on, learn about their daily life, interview at least three people close to them, and then do a presentation on that person when the project is due in two weeks (arbitrary time limit is arbitrary). When Alya comments that it’s too bad that the restrictions mean a report on Ladybug is probably out of the question, Marinette suggests Ladybug’s best friend as a substitute. Alya can interview Lila’s parents as one source, Rose can probably connect her for a short Q&A with Prince Ali about someone who’s done so much for his charities, and Alya can even justify asking Ladybug some questions for the project this way!

The Delinquent @rubixchick

Lila assumed the older guy Marinette has been hanging out with lately, is just some delinquent due to the guy’s tattoo’s, pericings and ripped up clothes. Spinning her tales, Lila made it difficult for Marinette to hang out with this guy or trying to occupy her time by smothering her to no end. Things go bad to worse… for Lila when she accused Juleka’s brother, whom she never met before, being the delinquent.

Hear Me Out

Story idea from: @maxdark158 Full prompt here: https://maxdark158.tumblr.com/post/187476540811/hear-me-out-ive-got-an-au-idea

Best Friends Adrien and Marinette. No love interest or love square here.

Marinette paired with either Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick, or someone from Dc.

Adrien, I don’t know if I want to pair him up with someone or if I do want to pair up him with someone, I don’t know with whom yet.

Adrien is protective of his best friend.

Lila Salt.

Alya Salt.

Passive (Agreste)sive.

Marinette Mode @vivilakitty: Full prompt here: https://vivilakitty.tumblr.com/post/189567415622

Marinette takes on an apprentice ship under the one and only Edna Mode.

I know her, I’m close friends with her son~ @countingdowndays: Full prompt here: https://countingdowndays.tumblr.com/post/189602949856/prompt-lila-salt-adriens-mom

Adrien mentions the movie his mom stared in to the class. Lila latched onto it, claiming she personally knew the actress and that she could introduce Adrien to her. “Great, let me know what my mom says.”

OHSHC x My Hero Academia: My Hero Host Club @amynchan

Ships: IzoOcha, BakuKiri, TodoMomo, TetsuKendo, OjiTooru, TokoTsuyu, JiroTama

Summary: Create a club they say. Create something to do in their spare time, they say. Do something creative, they say.

“WHY DID YOU FORCE ME TO JOIN A HOST CLUB!!!”

“In all honesty, you destroyed an expensive vase and you need to pay us back. And joining us, you could easily pay it back… unless you want to pay it out of pocket.”

Kyoka Jiro gripped her hair in frustration. Her parents had told her she needed to create or join a club. Her classmate had told her about the club she had created with her friends… but said friend never mentioned it’s a host club!

Record: Drag Her. @miraculouscontent

Tikki Records Lila's threats

Tikki records Lila's threat towards Marinette with the latter's phone. "Oh, and Marientte? Drag her."

My girlfriend could kick your butt!

Peter Parker got kidnapped and cannot use his abilities without exposing his identity to the whole wide web.

There he is, strapped to a chair with a camera facing and recording his every movement.

Then the bad guys started to threaten Peter that if he doesn’t talk, that they’ll use Peter’s girlfriend as leverage.

“My girlfriend could kick your butt!!!!”

Not even a minute later, the video fed went out and when it went back on, all the bad guys are knocked out and an unfamiliar girl is untying Peter from the chair, all the while apologizing for taking too long to get to him.

This is a debate on which one to write for Dragon Age Inquisition.

Warden Cullen

HoF!Cullen

Champion!Cullen

Inquisitor!Cullen

It will take place in DAI. Pairing are yet to be seen.

If I miss a story prompt, please tell me. I have lost count or I cannot find the posts.

#story list #future story list

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Different Anon. You mentioned projects... How many are you working on or... maybe I should ask how many projects do you have? Could you maybe share some with us? Like a list or something?

Oh, oh boy! Did you ask me the wrong question. lol. You want to know what projects I am working on? I’m gonna show you.

Key notes: Free to use = If you like the idea you are free to use it. Just ask about my notes. (Please give credit though) Willing to Share = I would be more than willing to share my notes on the idea and partner up on it with someone if anyone is willing. Not for Sale = Fics/ideas I plan on using and writing myself if it isn’t listed as FtU or WtS then it means that is something dear to me and I want to work on it myself. (these fics/ideas will not be all listed as NfS, so if you don’t see the added tag assume it is NfS) Paragon/Renegade = means good/bad version of the story. Spin-off = typically a one off of a story already listed and will be listed in a sub-listing of that story. Eh / Da Faq/ Competent Folders = Are all unique and original ideas that I think are either good, meddling, or just plan bad after a second look.

Each story title will also have a small decryption to go along with it.

With that out of the way my list of projects are under the cut. Enjoy. :3

Side note: I will try and list the fandom things grouped together. I will also try and alphabetize them.

First up BNHA:

My Hero Academia (most of these can be found in my previously posted BNHA: Fic list)

Ash Phoenix: An Idea where I ask/answer if OFA is the only quirk that can be merged and be something else entirely. (It will be a bit dark and involve the hidden quirk Izuku and Toga’s quirk combining into something powerful)

Bedlam: A story of Izuku being a combination of Bruce Lee/ Brock Lee. Who needs a quirk when you have martial training that can’t be beat. He is shipped with Momo in this one. (Izuku’s dad is a bastard that dies early and his life insurance helps Inko give Izuku the life he deserves)

Paragon... Fighting Bedlam: good timeline where Izuku goes to UA, with his girlfriend, Momo like cannon BNHA just without OFA and a lot more confident Izuku with some Midoriya family angst sprinkled in.

Renegade... Hoods of Bedlam: Bad timeline where Izuku and Momo are vigilantes know as Green/Red Hood. They still go to UA but not through the hero coarse. Izuku is in management/business and Momo is in General. This time it is Yaoyororozu family drama that involve Izuku being quirkless. (might also have to do with an surprise pregnancy. This one also has the pair say “f^ck society and it’s rules, we are gonna do what we want”)

Brain over Brawn: (This one follows a head cannon of mine where Izuku is on a lot of Forms about anything hero) The day he was suppose to grab All-Might’s leg he was just a little to slow and doesn’t get OFA. instead he goes to the Forms shares his impressions of heroes and gets picked up by Nezu. After all what is better the muscle to beat up or a baddy or the knowledge how to? (Free to use)

Champion of Olympus: I give a Fem!Izuku a direct line to the Greek Gods mainly because I want to see a BA Izumi with a bow. It is like Percy Jackson but without the god parents and more Izumi being the first person in generations to interact with the gods.

Epitaph: Izuku gets the strongest and probably worst combo of his parents quirks. Simply put, on Izuku’s quirk registry he can take the heat from an object or person. In truth his quirk is so much more powerful than that. He has the ability to take the life force or soul of living beings. (Free to Use)

Eri’s Big Brother: An angsty fic where Izuku gets kidnapped at an early age, and no one knows what happens to him. That is until the first day of UA when a small white haired kid Aizawa is watching over asks Bakugou “Are you Kacchan?” (Free to use)

FF7 x BNHA No title yet: A story that finds Izuku transported from his old world into a world of heroes and villains after a bomb that should have killed him launched him across dimensions. Izuku is a member of AVALANCHE and shows the world of heroes what a freedom fighter can do. While also finding out that the world of heroes might be more familiar to him than he originally thought

Future Heroes: This one is a future fic with a whole cast of OCs of mine

In The Name of LoV: Izuku is a villain and is the Co-leader of LoV with Tomura. Photogenic and maybe a little psychotic Izuku addresses the world in videos saying that him and his friends are villains because they ‘Lov’ the world so much.(Izuku is a sweet&charismatic kid who sees heroes as a problem because all society cares about is strong/flashy quirks) (Free to Use)

Izuku!Nomu no title yet: A fic where Izuku tries to follow Bakugou’s advice but is saved by LoV and turned into a Nomu. We follow a guilt ridden Bakugou perspective after that day all the way to the USJ where he finds and frees an Izuku who may be to damaged to ask forgiveness of. (willing to share)

Jet Set Radio x BNHA no title yet: I give Izuku confidence through the power of roller skates and the street art of graffiti in order not only become a hero, but a hero without a quirk. (I think it would be fun to see Prof. K and Present Mic be rival radio hosts where Mic is a public radio host Prof. K is an underground pirate radio dj)

Killing Bites X BNHA no title yet: (TBH I have watched maybe 10min of Killing Bites and that is it. I really like the look of the characters in the show.) Fem!Izuku is has the same power as the honey bager character from KB. She along with countless other quirkless where kidnapped and tested on. Now free Fem!Izuku isn’t quite human after all the DNA experimentations she has been put through. She along with the other test subjects are part animal and have an instinctive drive to fight.

Persona x BNHA no title yet: Another fic where I have Izuku taking Bakugou’s advice but gaining a quirk instead of dying. Basically I give Izuku personas to summon because I liked how P3 showed the summons. I also have him move schools to Shiketsu, after winning the Sports Festival, and with his move takes UA’s place as #1 hero school with him to Shiketsu. (not gonna lie this one is a bit crazy)

Sharpening my teeth on the rays of the sun: Izuku has an OP quirk based on his parents. He can pull in and eat fire/energy. He finds inspiration from old Norse mythology as a kid and takes on the mantle of “Skoll the devourer of the sun.” He is going to befriend Tokoyami so hard.

Sheep’s Wool hiding Wolves Teeth: Izuku is smart, too smart. he uses the system to his advantage. Most people think Izuku is an angel but people like Bakugou know the truth. They see Izuku pretending and fooling everyone and see him for the manipulative demon pretending to be human he is. (Izuku lacks empathy/morality, and sees play things where humans should be. He will manipulate everyone he can just for his own amusement) (Free to Use)

Spirit Chaser: The world of heroes and spirits collide with Izuku at the epicenter. Izuku is a shrine priest or priestess if you want to do Fem!Izuku. Quirks mean little when ones faith and mantras are just as amazing. (me using all the priest/priestess powers from other anime/manga to come up with his powers and made a pretty OP quirkless teen who can seal spirits, cure villains of hatred, and fight along side the best heroes with nothing more than his families traditions) (willing to share, free to use)

Soul Resonance: A Soul Eater x BNHA fic. Inspired by Ravenclawoutcast13 fic on Ao3. Izuku is a miester and after moving to Nevada at an early age the the DWMA comes back to UA when it is time to be a hero.

Task Force: Izuku is part of a not so secret task force that deals with villains, criminals, and aggressive heroes. Most members of the task force are quirkless and are like Japan’s SWAT. The Task Force is also an internal affairs for the hero system. Because of their no nonsense way they operate most people fear the Task Force and any person reveled to be apart of it. (Willing to Share)

Web Weaver’s Betrothed: An idea came about from two writing prompts; 1. “What is so dangerous about the forest” and 2. My answer to all the Spiderman crossover fics. This fic is ambitious as it combines BNHA, Spiderman, and Yokai together. (Izuku is spiderman, but his own spiderman. and I add forest spirits in for fun)

What is in a name: My very first BNHA fic idea!! I turn the ‘BNHA name explaining someone’s powers’ up to 11 and give Izuku the power of the forest and fay like creatures. Izuku is the fairy king basically.

Paragon... (no name yet) Izuku is a kid with a powerful quirk that transcends all previous quirk types. Watch this little hero work his hardest to get the title he has longed for. (a nice fic, with Izuku/Bakugou friendship)

Renegade... (no name yet) Only a few know Izuku. No one would guess that he is the ‘Fairy King’ that has saved countless kids from harm these last ten years. (an accident puts Izuku into a coma. that won’t stop his heroic spirit from doing what he was born to do. Toga gets to go to UA, Shoto gets to be a normal kid, and Bakugou might get his butt kicked by the army of people that Izuku has helped)

Yakuza!Izuku: Izuku's dad was a big time Yakuza boss in the past. Izuku has been the head of his family for over five years controlling the underground. Which would be good for the underground world if it was what he wanted. And after a fated conversion gets him thinking more about his place in the world Izuku decides to clean house and become a force for good.

Dishonored:

The Royal Consort Series: A three part series where Jessamine lives but Emily goes missing. Emily isn’t truly missing she grows up in the Golden Cat because she was never found and eventually becomes its owner. She and the girls of the Golden Cat replace Daud and the whalers. She is has the mark of the outsider, a kill count and maybe some resentment at what happened all those years ago.

Miraculous Ladybug:

There is quite a bit of Maribat just fyi

Bio!Family ideas: (Most of these are one-offs and once their stories are posted, will become free to use)

Bio!Dad Obadiah Stane

Bio!Dad Zod

Bio!Mom Poison Ivy

Bio!Sister Ace (from the wild flush gang)

Blood Orchid: Marinette’s family is very powerful on her mother’s side and when the Akumas get too powerful in her parents opinion, she is told she will be moving to China. The stress of not being able to decide thing in her own life gets to Marinette and she is akumatized. (Free to Use)

Bounts of Paris: Bleach x MLB. Truth be told I liked Bleach and even liked the filler Bount arc. This AU would be where Master Fu fled Asia after the Soul Reapers Massacred the most of the Bounts. The Kwami are the ‘half-Bounts’ with special powers. They can live on after the human they are connected to die. and can forge new connections with with new humans creating new ‘true-Bounts.’

Casse-Cou: DareDevil x MLB (the idea is a Gift for miraculous786). This is an AU where Marinette is not a seamstress. Instead she is an aspiring lawyer. This does feature a Blind!Marinette but she is makes do in her own way. With a different destiny before her Marinette gets paired with Plagg and becomes The Cat of the Devil, the DareDevil Casse-Cou

Death of Gods and Men: WitchBlade x MLB. I stumbled across witchblade’s anime and the crossover sounded like a great idea. I mean listen to the WB intro::: Sought by the greed of men since the dawn of human kind, but only bestowed upon the women whose fate it forever scars...the Witchblade. Is it the righteous sword of God? Or hand of the Devil himself? Now a new bearer has been chosen. And she must discover the answers for herself. As she stands on the brink of destiny, she is forced to seek the balance between ecstasy and ruin. (How could I not!?! I just need to tone down the fan service because WB is thirsty AF)

Demon Princess In Paris: Inuyasha&Yashahime x MLB. Another Fic where Marinette’s family on her mother’s side is very powerful back in China (and Asia as a whole). Lila planned to ruin Marinette when she came back to school after being gone for a week. Only to find Marinette has connections to a very powerful family in Asia. Stranger still Marinette looks nothing like what she did when she left. Little does Lila, or anyone in Paris, know that Marinette is a half-demon of her demon mother Sabine and her human father Tom, and not to forget she is granddaughter to the great Demon Lord Sesshōmaru

Flower Pot: MariBat. The Justice League have to rush to Paris because some new villain is opening time portals. When they get there the villain is already defeated by teenagers. Stranger still once they get close enough Wonder Woman rushes one of them in a hug with a shout of “Ladybug.” After a moment ‘Ladybug’ asks “Flower Pot, is that you!?!” This AU sends Marinette back in time and to the land of Themiscyra when Diana was a little girl. Chaos ensues both in the present and in the past.

Lantern’s Light: Green Lantern x MLB. Different Maribat AUs where I give Marinette a Power ring.

Star!mari: Marinette gets a ring of the Star Sapphires

Merci!mari: Marinette gets a ring of the Red Lanterns

Duty!mari: Marinette gets a ring of the Green Lanterns

Hope!mari: Marinette gets a ring of the Blue Lanterns

Let’s have fun with Miraculous: all of these are just silly ideas that I thought of late at night or early in the morning and wanted to share. All of them are Free to Use)

idea one is just a silly thing trying to figure out what Marinette might call herself after moving to Gotham as the Guardian of the Miraculous.

idea two is a Timinette ship that has Marinette using the Miraculous to heal Gotham. But because Batman is a control freak, she hides her healing as a three ring circus. (made possible by using the mouse miraculous to the max) Tim becomes smitten with the acrobatic performance.

idea three is just a random MLB idea. An entity convinces Fate to let them mess with destiny. that entity whether it is Spirit, Demon, Devil, or God is Marinette’s new partner. And while the craziness of the Miraculous Ladybug canon is going on with a different ladybug. Marinette is having her own adventures. She is still undecided if this is a better fate than dealing with all the Miraculous stuff like she was suppose to.

Lost Valkyrie: Thor x MLB. A series covering both Miraculous Ladybug and the entire Thor movies (because my brain hats me). Marinette is a Valkyrie that through wormhole nonsense lands in Paris after their defeat by Hela. Marinette is adopted by Tom and Sabine as their daughter. Marinette has amnesia of her time as a Valkyrie. (This one is crazy too and once I get the idea fully written down I will be glad to give it to someone. Free to use- when it is done)

Miraculous Stitching: Marinette has been getting some magic power from the natural magic radiating off of Tikki. Mari can imbue things with magic into things through her stitch work. (this one is might not be for the squimish, some body horror)

Price of Life- Purest Wish: (inspired by BAllpointbasic “The Price of Life”) A villain worse than Hawkmoth shows up and decimates Paris. Marinette uses the Miraculous wish and offers her life as payment. She is happy being able to save everyone and not cursing anyone else with the pain of losing someone they care about. With the selfish wish she gets reborn as a Kwami.

Rise of Arachnid: After getting blinded and unable to be healed during an Akuma fight Marinette has to give up being Ladybug. Marinette ends up talk to Hawkmoth and because of her bleeding heart she offers her help after hearing his story. She becomes a very powerful recurring villain that the new Miraculous team have to deal with on top of the normal Akuma. She has the powers of Spiderman and DareDevil. (another Blind!Marinette)

The Forgetten City- Early Renaissance: (Inspired by multifandomscribette “The Forgotten City” series. It is a Young Justice x MLB crossover) The Team go to Paris following The Riddler’s spree of crime. They are helped by local heroes none of them have heard or met before. Once the villain is dealt with the team and is asked, not to kindly, to leave Paris and never come back.

Pokémon:

G1RBY: A silly Picachu DJ story I had. She is a talking Pokémon that I drew once and wanted to make into an ask blog. But the VA I had didn’t feel conformable with the idea of having people hear her voice so it is seelved. (Willing to Share)

Shinny Cubone: Proof that I have always had an angsty edge. This is a story of a Cubone dealing with life after their mother dies. But it is okay as their mother’s old teammates are there to help. A Gastly offering help as well. But is everything as it seems? (this was going to be a art blog. but I got lazy and did not want to redraw all my stuff from paper to comp)

RWBY:

Grimm Masks: Bleach x RWBY... Kinda. A fic where Ruby presumably dies during a mission. She is later found wearing a grimm mask in the same forest she was killed in and seems to be able to control the grimm that share the same mask as her. (Basically got inspired by Ichigo’s hollow mask and thought to give it to Ruby. then as the story demanded it give a mask to the other girls of team RWBY. This was before the whole maiden thing was cannon)

She-Ra (netflix version)

Innocence of an Enemy Soldier: Magicatra Au idea. Catra is She-Ra and Adora is a Horde Soldier. After all the fighting is done and the Princesses have won. To bad things can’t end happily for Catra. Adora finally learns the truth about the horde being the bad guys after she is captured. With that knowledge she asks to be tried for her crimes. Catra needs to work hard to prove her once friend’s innocence otherwise Adora will be executed.

Dissonant Whispers: Catra meets Corrupted She-Ra and wants to scream to bad Corrupted Adora/She-Ra shushes her with a finger to the lips. (I just want to see Catra being small scared cat with pin-prick pupils seeing a slightly blood splattered She-Ra while being being cornered and her voice failing her when She-Ra puts a finger to her lips just as she was about to scream.)

Shadows make and Shadows break: another Magicatra au. alt title (Shadows make and Light breaks). this idea came about because I rewatched the part of She-Ra when Shadow Weaver adopts Adora. The whole “This one is different. Can’t you feel it? She has power...” “Don’t worry little one, we are going to do great things together.” thing. (I want a magic user Adora, and I only have the looses ideas of what I will do with it so far.) Why isn’t there more magic!adora AUs!?!

Original Ideas:

/The Squad/: (A colab furry Comic/Radio drama I had planned to do with VAs and everything. Had the pilot printed out and everything. Just didn’t get enough VAs.) Crime has become a spectator sport of cops and robbers. Criminals no longer snatch purses or kill people, instead they are closer to performers robbing banks, stealing from museums, street racing and the like. Criminal and Police Officer alike vie for attention of the crowds and the attention of viewers at home. (willing to share)

Dark Skies: A small story based off a photo a friend of mine took. It won me a short story award way back when. I willing share it with artists to so how they want to draw the scene. (willing to share, if you got the willingness to draw. lol)

Competent Folder: Stories I think are good just haven’t done anything with them yet.

Olympian Noire: a 50s Noire story with Olympian characters and references. (needs some grammar edits and a good reread before it is posted again) (Willing to Share after I rework it a little)

Misgivings about Airships: A start of an actual story I was writing but lost most of the progress I made except the first page I had. (a reminder to save often. will come back to it if I ever get over how much I lost of it)

Marked and Scarred: This is my bread and butter. A short hook for a story. Tells you just enough about the characters and world to grab your attention but leaves enough for you to also add details to it if you want. (willing to share/ free to use)

Gremlins: A dream I written down once about ‘Fairy Folk’ and how much they don’t like someone like me. Probably wont ever be finished because I woke up before the dream ended and most people wont find it as unsettling as I did.

Dragons: Short story. A warning a dragon gave to a ship and its crew about a dangerous storm, unlike any other, that would devastate their homes if they didn’t prepare for it. The dragon later became a symbol for the port town.

Danger Days: Not so much a story and more of a parody of the My Chemical Romance song “Look alive/ Sunshine” as my own type of intro of sorts.

Badge of Babylon: A fun Colab I did with other people on Facebook a few years back. A changing POV fic involving an Older Thief, a young Page, and Sylph (fairy). The group fell apart sadly. But I saved our saved notes and could still make a decent story out of it.

All from a Ring: An entire scene that came to mind from a ring holding a broken gem a friend of mine had. And I am pretty proud of it. (needs a little touch ups but it is complete)

Eh Folder: Stories that aren’t bad but don’t inspire anything in me anymore. They range from bland to me needing to be in a certain mindset to be able to add to them. (all of these are Free to use)

Caterpillar: a story that takes place in older alt timeline where strange creatures exist and follows the diary/journal entries of a man trying to find one of those creatures. At first he thinks it is a dragon, but eventually finds out that it is a kaiju sized caterpillar that has terrifying Lovecraft elements added to it.

Spider Junk: Was concocted by me after being sick, sleep deprived, or plain crazy while I wrote down this short story. I have no memory writing this but it is in my own hand writing so... It is a story about how your mind can play tricks on you if your mind is not operating properly.

Psych session: It is a story about a character talking to his psych doctor about a dream/haunting he had about his dead sister. It is a good idea but I really don’t have any drive to continue it. (I am sure someone else could make something out of it)

Da Faq Folder: a series of stories/ideas that are not worth the light of day or the energy it would take to store in your brain. Worse than needing to be deleted. they serve as a reminder to me that not all ideas are worth it. Sometimes we just need to write them down to get over them, drop them completely, or to get out that little bit of nasty we have that needs to get out in a healthy way.

Holy f^ck that is 65 different stories! This was a bad idea. Seeing them all listed like this is weird. Normally I have them on Microsoft word, Google Docs, or saved on my Tumblr Drafts.

#fic list #you asked for it #so here it is #60+ ideas #i hope you are happy #miraculous ladybug au #bnha au #shera au #pokemon au #rwby au #dc crossover #marvel crossover #other crossovers #this took longer to write than it should have #master list

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sevensav--d-archived · 4 years ago

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50 Headcanon Challenge

Itoshi lived in New York City for one year, from age eight to nine. When he returned to Japan, he was accelerated a grade.

Itoshi’s favorite color is #5E3A75

The little streak in his hair is genetic. His father has it and his grandmother had it.

His birthday is May 5th.

Itoshi is a little weary of dogs because he’s afraid to be seen as a massive dog toy.

That being said, he does have a squeaker toy sewn into his face so when he gets punched it does like a squeaky dog toy.

Hates really rich, fancy foods. Seriously just give him some junk food and he’ll be way happier.

At any given time, he has sewing needles, pins, and a measuring tape somewhere on or in his person. Like, tucked into his arms or something.

Among his modifications he’s given himself for heroism are a spool of thread in his head so he can pull thread out of his hair, a small blade in the web of his right thumb and index finger for cutting said thread, and magnets are in his hands and feet to weigh him down and make it easy to get needles and shit out of his body

He literally can take his head off and walk around with it, as long as his head is connected to some other part of his body, like his hand. He usually only does this for Halloween, since it’s kind of hard to do and hard to put back on.

Itoshi’s clothes that he wears outside of school are all handmade by him. These vary in looking like they were factory made or made by a six year old. This is entirely intentional.

He has multiple trophies for playing competitive gaming. He has one with him at school that he got for playing Mortal Kombat really good.

His gamer tag on all services, as well as his twitter @ is Ragtag55

He’s played the Piano since he was 3. He is very good.

His home is located in Ginza. His house is very large and very modern and avant garde. Itoshi hates it, and plans to live in a small, modest home when he’s out of school. Even if he’s wealthy.

Itoshi’s face stitches are exaggerated. they’re all real, but he embroiders along the seam to for the aesthetic. If he took them out the scar would only be on his nose and above his eye.

His room at UA is the designated comfy room. It’s 1/3 bed. There are so many pillows and blankets in there. He hosts game nights and sleepovers and all sorts of stuff in there.

Itoshi can do a nearly perfect vocal impersonation of Best Jeanist (this is bc his voice claim is the same actor who plays him)

During the USJ attack he got sent to the same area as Ojiro and ended up burning one of his legs off, horrifying his classmates. He was totally fine, though.

Itoshi is particular about being called by his first name, not his last name. He did not initially respond to it. He’ll take some nicknames, but not all. Ragdoll, Pillowboy, or anything with the word “Doll” in it honestly usually passes the test.

He has a collection of Anpanman merch that he’s very proud of.

His favorite sweets are Cosmic Brownies from America.

His favorite ice cream is Coolish, which is a soft serve ice cream that comes in a little pouch.

Itoshi has never had pets as far as he knows. He vaguely remembers the presence of a bird in his childhood but he isn’t sure if it was real or not.

He’s favorite genre of music is video game soundtracks and chiptunes.

He gets really embarrassed when he gives gifts to people, so he often will just hide them for people to find so he doesn’t have to face it. He’s not sure why he’s like this, he just is.

Itoshi survives on about 3 hours of sleep a night. He’s an insomniac and rather than trying to fix it or seek treatment, he’s just adapted to not having a lot of sleep. He usually is up late playing video games online or working on some fabric craft.

Due to having no bones or regular muscles, he is extremely flexible. He can literally tie his own arms in a knot.

He sleeps with a teddy bear that he’s had since he was four or five.

He owns ‘dress limbs’ which are basically just extra arms and legs he can use for social events where he needs to look professional. They don’t have any extra seams or patches on them. He also has a set of legs that’s made with floral velvet. Why? Just because.

His voice cracks when he yells. He doesn’t yell much, his yeller doesn’t work too good.

He can often be found dying fabric in the bathrooms. He gets in a lot of trouble for this.

He has a history with self ‘injury’. As a child he used to make cuts in his body so his parents would fix them for him. This was one of the only ways to get their attention. They never figured it out.

If anyone ever wants to get a rebellious piercing, he’ll hook you up if you buy him lunch at that convenience store down the street.

He has a tiktok account and he has like 80k followers at the moment. He has a side account that’s pretty anonymous about his fashion stuff and it has over 500k followers.

Has a really nice singing voice!!! Let him sing for you!!!

His starbucks order is a venti espresso frappuccino blended coffee, extra whip. It has a lot of caffeine in it. It doesn’t seem to do much to him.

When Itoshi graduates and has to learn to drive, he can’t. He can’t do it. He’s so bad at it, please don’t let him drive.

Itoshi is highly flammable so going against opponents like Todoroki, Bakugou, and Kaminari can be very dangerous for him. Despite this, he trusts them to not kill him.

Sometimes when a hand or arm gets really dirty he’s take it off and throw it in the washing machine/dryer in the dorms. This often horrifies people.

Itoshi almost certainly needs glasses but will not get them because they’ll make him look like his dad. Just watch him the next time he reads something, he has to put his face about two inches away from the material. (See HC 37)

He is actually pretty good at drawing! His artworks is very reminiscent of fashion illustration. He usually has a sketchbook on him.

Sometimes in the winter Itoshi will sew those little warming pockets into hi body and welcomes people to snuggle him for warmth.

He hates being angry or sad. He will suppress that shit and bury it under another layer of lackadaisical chill vibes.

Itoshi sees Nomiko and Fukumi almost like sisterly figures so if either of them get partners he’s jokingly gives them the big brother talk.

Itoshi is a very good kisser, that’s all I will say.

He doesn’t have fingernails but sometimes he will put fake ones on. He had them when he was little but he’s lost all of his fingers or hands at so many times over. When he did have them, they were naturally a silver color.

Itoshi is that guy who doesn’t study for tests and almost always gets 100s.

Itoshi can speak English fluently with a near perfect accent that places him in the east coast. This came from his year in New York and maintaining friendships with Americans over the internet.

Itoshi uses laundry detergent and fabric softener instead of soap and shampoo and he has to use a very strong blow dryer.

#**The Patchwork Hero

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razoraqua · 6 years ago

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Ruby’s Symbiote History(Scatter-Spider AU)

One of the winners of a poll I did an RWBY Amino for what AU I made to share more information and the winners was the Symbiote of the Scatter-Spider AU, anyway let’s go over the timeline of this UA’s Venom Symbiote but first let’s clear up a few things.

Origin and Home-world

So, if you watched a lot of videos talking about the origins of the Symbiote that would later bond to Spider-Man and later Eddie Brock to become Venom you’ll know that it’s origin has been retconned a good chunk of times. From a Kree Solider being the first host of the Symbiote, using it only as a tool, Deadpool being the cause of its insanity to it being a part of peaceful race known as the Klyntar before being retconned to them being evil because of they were created by an Evil God. So what’s this AU’s Symbiote’s origin and homeland.

Easy.

This version of the Symbiote is a part of the peaceful Klyntar who want to be a noble warrior of the cosmos but if they get a bad and cruel host then they’ll become corrupted by their personality and get their personality traits from their time bonding with them. This way Ruby unknowingly makes the Symbiote split into two different being that represents two side of her personality, in a way. Now let’s get into the timeline.

The Arrival

The Symbiote arrives to Earth, more specifically Vale of Remnant, via meteor in a meteor shower and landing in Vale Park where a certain Red Spider is helping out. Ruby, as Scatter-Spider, is taking care of a few thugs who were trying to rob a family of their money, she takes care of them with ease (Spider powers remember) and the Symbiote has a front row seat to this display of agility and power. After webbing up the baddies, making sure the family was safe, Ruby web-swings away to come patrolling the city of any crimes and doesn’t know the Symbiote got on her shoe.

Seeing that it might be a slow night, Ruby decided to practice her parkour and free running skills in the area she was in and during that time the Symbiote started to bond with Ruby, cover her and become her new suit. This is when Ruby still has her Street Suit.

After sticking a landing to finish off her practice (perfectly matching the time the Symbiote completely makes itself Ruby’s new suit) Ruby finally notices her new suit, since she did the last portions of her training with her eyes closed to better hone in her Spider Sense. It definitely freaked her out about this new suit on her that appeared out of nowhere but before she could examine it a loud noise that caught her attention and being the helpful person she is she swings off to help.

Turns out it was a car chase with the fleeting car causing problems for the police and bystanders. Ruby quickly dove in to stop them and that’s where the Symbiote started to show what it can do to help her be a better crime fighter. When Ruby stuck her hand out to shoot out webbing at one of the back tires to stop the car what came out was a symbiote tendril that grabbed the tire she was aiming for and she quickly pulled back to take out the tire despite her surprise. The Symbiote continued to show how useful it is to Ruby by enhancing her abilities and she took out the car and criminals a lot faster than she normally does.

Making sure everything was handled by the police, Ruby went to a nearby rooftop to have a better look at her new suit and its abilities. While looking at the suit she really liked the new spider symbol she got, moving onto its abilities, she did this by doing a few kicks and punches that were followed by/ended with a tendril coming out and finally she tested its shape shifting abilities. The Symbiote made sure to please Ruby with its abilities so that it can have a host, please and keep the host alive and get a nice home.

Time with the First Love

(About this title: Yes, the Symbiote does refer Ruby as its “First Love” because she was its first ever host and it enjoyed the time it spent with her. Similar to the comics and a bit of Spectacular Spider-Man, kinda the main reason it bond with Brock to become Venom, prove Spidey is nothing without it. Moving on.)

Ruby’s time with the Symbiote starts off like any other Spiders’ first time bonding with the Symbiote: it feels great! The new sense of confidence it gave her was amazing and she definitely has A LOT of confidence in this time because her getting her powers already gave her a confidence boost, so this is kinda of her react the edge of overconfident and argent. Luckily that happens very rarely and her sense of helping others fat outweighs her pride but since the Symbiote also enhances her emotions, it causes her to become a bit more flirty with Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) even though Ruby is already in a relationship with Weiss at this point and Ruby is really loyal to Weiss so she doesn’t flirt back. Unfortunately, the Symbiote increased Ruby’s attraction to Black Bat to actually ask her out on a Date Night of patrolling Vale and flirting on her like Neptune but it actually works and she keeps her attention on her throughout the night.

Luckily, Ruby spends more time with Weiss so their time together outweighs the flirting with Black Cat and makes their make out sessions a little heated. The times Ruby becomes are rare and only happens when a civilian is put in extreme danger, someone messes with the people closest to Ruby and anyone who thinks they’re a hero and are abusing their authority (corrupted officers and a specific White Fang Member, more in him soon). Due to theses rare moments of anger and the fact they happen because Ruby wants to protect someone this slowly causes the Symbiote to split into two different personalities that represent a part of Ruby herself. The Venom and Heroic sides. We’ll discuss those two soon. Since these two didn’t show up until Ruby’s final exchange with the Symbiote before getting rid of it and it finding a new host. Let’s move on to the events that led to this exchange.

The Spider Shows her Venom

(Alt Title: Adam’s Biggest Mistake!)

Ruby is using her free day to its full potential, patrolling the city of Vale and taking down purse snatchers in front of electronic stores. No really she is and that’s how she learns about the attack on Signal High. Rushing over and arriving at the school she sees there’s several police officers, police vehicles and people, students, teachers and civilians, all over the area. Spotting a big hole, probably made by an explosion, she swings over there and rushes in to to stop the White Fang. She meets up with Zwei, who leads her to where Weiss, Blake and Yang are, along the way in between fighting White Fang members she sees several dead bodies, both human and Faunus, it doesn’t surprise Ruby to see dead Faunus in this attack because they have done this before in the past, killing anyone who gets in their way. What really catches her off guard was the fact that there was also several White Fang members as well and they all shared similar injuries that the civilians had as well: sword slashes and stabs. The sign of Adam.

From the times Blake shared her past with Adam in the White Fang to Ruby and their friends, her interaction with the White Fang members who surrendered will to her and her fights with Adam she knew he was starting to lose patience with anyone who disagrees with his plans and methods. When Ruby finally found Weiss, Blake and Yang the sight that greeted her stop her in her tracks.

There they were Weiss, Blake and Yang surrounded by the reminding White Fang members, each of them battered and bruised with Adam standing over them, his sword drawn, over his head and the red of his clothing, mask and sword starting to glow.

Acting fast, Ruby web-zipped to Adam while pulling him towards herself and kicked him with both feet into him causing a cracking sound to be heard and he crashed through a wall of the room they were in. Using her tendrils to use two White Fang members as make shift humanoid wrecking balls against the other members and her other Symbiote abilities she was able to knockout the rest of the White Fang members in a few minutes.

Using her webbing to the stop the bleeding of their wounds until help arrived, she checked where Adam was to see he was gone, Ruby left a fist mark in the ground next to herself, she told Zwei to wait with them and she lefted to meet them at the hospital out of costume.

After making sure they were going to be alright, Jaune unknowingly giving her the excuse of needing some air to clear her head, she changes into her suit and heads off to find Adam. No matter what.

Going to a few warehouses at the docks provided to be a great idea when she found several White Fang members hiding out in there. With no patience for when Adam might show up or if they get contacted by him, Ruby decided to just give them a beat down until only one was left and interrogate them on Adam’s whereabouts. She did have a run in with the White Fang Lt. with her Symbiote abilities, her actions being fueled by rage and being rougher with her foes, she was able to take him with relative ease. With one White Fang member left, she tried to intimidate him into giving her the location of Adam but he was too loyal and blinded by Adam’s so called heroic cause.

She decided to give the loyal White Fang member what she thought about his so called “Heroic” leader. It was a little definitely a heated argument but in slowly turn to Ruby’s favor as she began to not hold back on her words and using her Symbiote abilities to keep him quiet for her words to get to him. She decided to get the information she was looking for by using an ability the Symbiote recently learned and wanted to test it on the White Fang member. Luckily for him the memory of Adam’s location was fairly recent enough for Ruby not to go further back in his memories and cause him more pain because of this new ability.

After getting the information from the White Fang member, who she tossed aside, she confronted Adam at his hidden location and instead of beating him like she did with the White Fang Lt. she decided to toy with him like how he did to Weiss, Blake and Yang. With his mutant powers that are similar to his Semblance from the show with the added bonus of using the energy to heal himself, Ruby decided that to her advantage. Using the resources around her, her high evasion skills and well placed hits to his sword to prevent her from injuring herself, she made sure he had enough energy to heal whatever injuries she gave him and continue their little “fights”.

Ruby decided to finish this “fight” between them by calling out Adam on his so called heroic acts like she did with the loyal White Fang member before and she hit him with moves that would look similar to a move Weiss, Blake Yang do with their respective weapons but in a physical form. A powerful punch like Yang’s from the Yellow Trailer (with the fist slam before it), a karate chop similar to a sword slash like Blake with her sword, a hand strike akin to a rapier trust like Weiss and a kick move similar to a move done with Crescent Rose. Badly beaten, Ruby had the perfect chance to end Adam right then and there but seeing her reflection in some shattered glass she started to remember why she became a hero and the words her late Uncle lived by as a Police Officer: I only take a life if there’s no other way.

Looking at the state she put Adam in, she knew he wasn’t a threat at the moment and with how bad his injuries were the police could easily take him in, so she started to walk away despite what the Symbiote was telling to do instead. She briefly stopped to give Adam warning for when he was going for his sword:

“Use that sword and loss a limb.”

Unfortunately, Adam couldn’t resist the chance to end Scatter-Spider completely forgetting about her Spider Sense and the fact she was still angry. In one quick moment, Adam had a broken arm that held his sword and Ruby was walking way with a new sword as a trophy.

The Breakup

(I know, I know.)

Ruby decided to go somewhere to clear her head and think about what she almost did. A nearby church seemed like a good place to think, it quiet, abandoned and she had it all to herself. This is where Ruby began her first and at the time last talk with her Symbiote. What Ruby didn’t know what that she was having a conversation with the two personalities she helped create for the Symbiote: the Venom and the Heroic side.

The conversation started with the Venom side saying that they could use Adam as an example to show Vale, show Remnant, what happens when criminals pull a similar stunt like he did and show everyone that this Spider (Ruby) is more than quips and laughs. They’ll show people their Venom!

The Heroic follows up with the idea that if they do this then they are keeping the people closest to Ruby safe and making sure nothing bad happens to them again.

Ruby rejects those ideas and tries to get the Symbiote off of her. During her struggles with the Symbiote she stumbles into the church bell causing the Symbiote to feel pain and give her the opportunity to get rid of it and turn back to her Street Suit. While catching her breathing, she gets a call from Jaune saying that Blake was missing from the hospital, wanting find her quickly Ruby swings over to where she thinks Blake might be heading. Leaving behind a sword and a rejected, hurt and angry Symbiote.

Here’s an image of Ruby finding Blake but the actual scene is different from this one. Mostly Ruby’s costume and that Blake (and WY) don’t know Ruby is Scatter-Spider yet. Ruby was wearing a tank top, her gloves and the bottom half of her first costume.

The Host that shows Venom

Banesaw/White Fang Lt becomes the Venom is this AU. The Venom side of the Symbiote takes over from here in terms of communication between host and Symbiote but it doesn’t share the memories of Ruby with him just her abilities since it wants to prove her that she needs the Symbiote.

Ruby’s fights with Venom alternate between fighting the host using the Symbiote and the Symbiote using the unconscious body of the Lt to continue fighting with Ruby and taunt her into letting it come back to her.

Fan to Agent

So in this AU Jaune has a similar role as Flash Thompson but more a line with him being a fan of Scatter-Spider (Ruby), he later becomes her eye in the sky after she told him her secret identity and became Agent Venom when they both got captured by the Remnant division of Sheild, run by Ozpin. Surprise, surprise.

When they were trying to escape, they ran into Venom, who tried to eat Jaune whole but unknowingly gave the Heroic side a chance to break with a new host and become a hero. Jaune jumped away from Venom with a new Symbiote on him giving a look similar to the Black Suit Spidey wears in the comics before Ruby tosses him some Shield body armor and giving the Venomized-ish look of his armor from the show.

Together they put Venom back into his cell, continue to fight for their escape and they free fall to freedom. Jaune uses the Symbiote’s shape shifting abilities to wing suit wings to help ease the trip back down to Vale.

Ruby was on edge about the Symbiote joining them but she decided to give it a chance and she helped train Jaune to use the Symbiote’s abilities.

Reluctant Reunion

Ruby would bond with the Heroic side of the Symbiote a few times here and there. Wether the situation needed Ruby’s on the spot combat creativity or Jaune was unavailable. The same thing as well for the Venom side as well, she would bond with it in desperate situations and if the situation required her to be extra angry.

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And that’s about it for now, I guess. This was kinda written during some late nights but most of it was written during the day. Be free to ask me questions about anything.

Thoughts, ideas and anything else to add will be appreciated! Just try to think from a different perspective once in a while! See ya!

#ruby rose #rwby #crossover #spiderman #fan art #marvel #scatterspider au #digital art #jaune arc #agent venom #white fang #white fang lt #adam taurus #venom symbiote

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bakudekuficlibrary · 6 years ago

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Hi I was wondering if you could find some fics where people find out about their relationship?? Preferably completed. Thanks for running this blog!!

Thank you to @owltrees for compiling this mini-list of Discovered Relationship aus! We couldn’t have done it without you.

- Jack

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Yes, They’re All Safe by teaandtumblr ( T | 4,653 | 3/3 )

Villains have entered UA grounds and are disposed of just as quickly, but that doesn’t mean a headcount of the students doesn’t need to be done. Toshinori would admit, he wasn't quite prepared for what he found in Bakugou Katsuki’s room.

A Demolition Boy & his Cryptid BF by kewltie ( T | 8,450 | 1/1 )

Bakugou of the Demolition Squad is famous for running one of the most popular Youtube channels on the web that regularly blow shit up and jumped off a perfectly good building for shit and giggles. He’s also famous for his Cryptid BF™, never appearing on camera except for a few bodyshots and all information on him is kept locked up tighter than Fort Knox, therefore drawing all sort of attention and curiosity toward his mysterious boyfriend.

Deku from Deku Explains is a hopeless chatterbox who is known for uploading 20-30 minutes video that talked about his favorite shows and comics and have one of the most devoted following on Youtube. He also can’t seem to shut up about his boyfriend Kacchan, who regularly make his presence on the channel as a disembodied voice.They should theoretically have nothing in common except a shared platform to host their content and an army of fans with an endless curiosity and devotion to their Youtubers. Vidcon is where we lay our scene and the internet is about to get a rude wake up call.

Truth Serum by osakakitty ( E | 4,373 | 1/1 )

After a small accident leaves him inflicted with a powerful quirk, Katsuki Bakugo is forced to answer every question he is asked truthfully. The effect will last a whole week unless he confesses his biggest secret, which Izuku Midoriya is absolutely not prepared for. Fortunately, his birthday his at the end of the week, and it may be a chance for them to reach an understanding.

Canon-verse story in which Bakugo is hit by a truth-quirk, and Midoriya tries to keep their relationship a secret.

Hidden in Plain Sight by errant_rivalry ( T | 14,975 | 6/6 )

Izuku has a secret admirer, and all of Class 3-A are determined to find out who it is. Izuku hopes they won’t discover the real secret while they’re at it.Written for BakuDeku Positivity Week 2018.

One Thing Straight by celestialdescendant ( T | 9,899 | 5/5 )

They totally aren’t.

Hints of their relationship is found in all of their friends’ social media accounts, but majority of their fans still think that Katsuki and Izuku are in relationships with anybody but each other.It was amusing up until it became sad.

It started out with a kiss by Unoutan ( T | 4,377 | 1/1 )

How did it end up like this? Izuku and Katsuki got into a little heated debate, not really an argument, but from a certain stranger’s perspective-they were a couple on the verge of breaking up. They were not breaking up at all, but either way, the villain (anti-hero to some) Cupid strikes again!Inspired by Your Name/Kimi no na waPrompt: Swap (body swap)

Hidden Between the Lines by livinglittlelie ( T | 7,625 | 1/1 )

“You never tell us anything, Midoriya-sensei! We’re curious to know more about you. Our homeroom teacher is the number one hero Deku, but we barely know anything about you.” Midoriya Izuku can barely handle questions about himself, let alone about why he and Bakugou Katsuki ‘hate each other’: the two teachers argue in front of their students, get into spats, and have a whole host of infamous stories from their own schooldays. No one expected them to be secretly dating. And there were definitely less questions when everyone thought they just hated each other.

Hospital visits or Katsuki’s way of (confronting) comforting people by JamieAvenBell ( T | 4,751 | 1/1 )

Somehow the secret of All Might’s hospitalization was spread around UA like a wildfire. But instead of searching for a way to break through the security standards like every student of class 3-A, Katsuki would love to blow all those shitheads out of the hospital’s entrance hall. How should Izuku slip by unseen this way?

Extra! Extra! by starrycat ( T | 2,360 | 1/1 )

WONDER DUO LIAISON: THE CRIME-FIGHTING PROS INVOLVED IN A SECRET AFFAIR?Katsuki and Izuku keep getting caught up in media gossip and don’t do much to refute the claims. Meanwhile, Ochako just wants to surf the web like a normal person.

#bakudeku #katsudeku #bnha #bkdkfl ask #t:none #bakusquad #rs:est #temp nola #curator jack #w:none

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icythot-bakuhoe-blog · 6 years ago

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!! I’d love to hear about them

Aaa alright!! I’ve gotten so many messages asking for this and I’m so happy to hear you’re all interested! This will definitely be a long post, as I’ll without a doubt get carried away. However! Let’s dive in, shall we?

Post will be under the cut~!

A few of my OCs! 💖

These are not all of them, as not only would this post be too long but I have too many, but here are three of them! Perhaps I can make a part two in a bit if you’re all still interested after this one ^ ^

🔥 One I made as of recent is a male named Ryuunosuke Akimoto, a high school drop out whose little sister’s in the hero course. While he may not agree with what hero’s stand for, he supports her whole heartedly. Anyone who dare threaten her safety will perish by his hand.

🔥 He takes on the role of a vigilante (despite disliking the term) and uses rather aggressive tactics in order to get the job done: believing the only way to rid the world of bad is to kill them off, lest people allow the cycle to continue. It’s a very skewed sense of morality, but he follows it with every fiber of his being.

🔥 With a magma quirk, his favorite move is to use the Kiss of Death—especially on attractive criminals—to where he expels vog from his mouth to suffocate them. One could say he’s an indefinite bastard with a facetious attitude and flirty smile, hitting on almost everyone he sees. That paired with the fact he works for his father’s host club, he’s seen as a bit of a Casanova. The name doesn’t bother him whatsoever, and he is indeed shameless. Hell, he’d easily strip naked in front of someone without embarrassment.

🔥 I personally headcanon that he somehow defied the universe and became best friends with Iida Tenya, befriending him through his sister and capturing the tall man with no more but a wink. Often times Iida will fluster at Ryuu’s flirtatious personality, or scold him for performing scandalous acts in public. Does that stop Ryuu, however? Absolutely not. He instead continues out of spite and will always end it in a cheeky smile. While Iida is to an extent impulse control for Ryuu, Ryuu brings Iida out of his shell. They’re the type of friends who no one would imagine it clicking but they do perfectly.

While I do not have anything drawn for him, that may change soon! However, if someone is interested in beating me to the punch, feel free to let me know and I’ll send in a description of his physical appearance! I’d be honored, really. 💖

🍬 Next, my homegirl Dahlia Morgan! A lovely, sweet and spicy gal with a candy quirk that’ll make your teeth rot. She happens to be an exchange student into UA from a prestigious academy back in the States, managing to work her ass off and get a recommendation which landed her in.

🍬 What gave her a bit of a hard time at first was barely knowing any Japanese, her knowledge expanding only as far as the hiragana alphabet and a few base words. While people were patient, her grades suffered and the only way she could make up for it was on the field. She’s one to be underestimated, purposefully coming off as innocent with a harmless quirk to throw off her opponents before giving it her all. Candy cane blades fly and rock candy armor shield her from a brunt of the damage—but even so with extreme force it’ll shatter. Extreme heat will cause it to soften and melt. She’s at a real disadvantage there.

🍬 Outside of combat, she’s one to do no harm but take no shit. People like Bakugou are those she clashes with the most, her fiery temper and sass getting the best of her. She isn’t picky with the people she hangs out with, finding most deserve a chance until proven otherwise. However, Ashido and Momo have become her best gals. She’d die for them, hands down.

🍬 Some headcanons I have for this lovely lady is that she’s a disaster gay—panicking over pretty girls and one to blush hard at their simple touches. Her walls of steel crumble at their smiles and she can’t help but get heart eyes when she hears them laugh. She’s absolutely hopeless to them. Another is that her kisses taste akin of strawberry laffy taffy and she comes with the natural scent of cotton candy. Though she doesn’t stink, whenever she grows sweaty her skin sticks to anything and everything—she’s lost a clump of hair once for touching it during one of these states. While she kept a strong face she was crying on the inside for having to cut it out just to free herself. Never again.

🕷 Another OC I have is named Gossamer Tsubori! The man who is coming after Spider-Man’s title. You see, unlike our widely known web slinger, this man actually has the ability to omit arachnids out of any orifice in his body, including things such as his pores or even open wounds. These little (or big, if he chooses them to be) rascals are his babies, and while he can create what almost seems to be a limitless amount, he keeps his selection precise. Everyone has a name and they’re all loved.

🕷 However, he’s not just one to omit arachnids, but his body has a semi-similar physiology as well. Unable to digest most solid foods, most of his meals are liquefied. Smoothies and proteins shakes are a huge portion, and when he wants to treat himself? He’ll gorge out on some ice cream. Soft foods are a rarity, but are chewed until they can basically dissolve in his mouth. Is he sad he can’t eat things like tempura? Abso-fuckin-lutely. His body tries to make up for it with stellar hearing and agility, but even then, damn does he wanna try other foods.

🕷 Gossamer is one who, despite being an aspiring hero, is not only terrified of the dark, but of other insects. Even other spiders. If they’re not his and he doesn’t know exactly what they’re thinking, he wants no part of it. His own spiders bring him vast comfort, and often protect him in the dark as he sleeps by forming an army around his bed. To them, he’s their papa and they must keep him safe from all dangers. It’s left some of his fellow classmates bitten up as they try to wake him (he over sleeps a lot), but for the most part no one has bothered him. Even during his power naps. Hell, he trusts his spiders more than other students. Unlike some untrustworthy hoes, his spiders won’t snitch.

🕷 Headcanons for this babey is he’s tired 24/7–no matter how much sleep this boy gets he always needs another snooze. Constantly sleeping through alarms and taking naps anywhere and everyone (and on everyone), he’s just a sleepy boy. The dark circles under his eyes confirm it. What he wants most in life is a cuddle buddy who just wants to nap and spoon with him.

Same goes to Gossamer when it comes to drawing! If I get around to it I may post pictures if anyone is interested! That or if someone would like to draw him I’d wholeheartedly welcome it! 💗

This is it for now!! If anyone would like to see a part two or would like me to start writing about them, or share other drawings of them then let me know! I’d love to share them with you all! 💖💕💗

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В этом случае компании будет нужен "управляемый" план обслуживания, довольно не дешевый.

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Prince of Wales aircraft carrier breaks down one day after the start of the trip to the U.S.

Fernando Valduga By Fernando Valduga 08/28/2022 - 3:00 PM in Military

HMS Prince of Wales left Portsmouth on August 27 to start the Westlant 2022 deployment. (Photo: Royal Navy)

Just a day after starting a high-level mission in the United States, the second of the two Royal Navy aircraft carriers is standing at sea after experiencing a technical problem.

HMS Prince of Wales is anchored on the Isle of Wight, where divers are inspecting the ship.

According to local reports, the shaft of the ship's starboard propeller may have suffered unspecified damage.

The route traveled by the Prince of Walles during the first day after leaving Portsmouth.

“The ship is receiving external support for ongoing investigations. Having successfully sailed from Portsmouth, HMS Prince of Wales remains in the South Coast exercise area. We expect it to continue its deployment on Westlant 22 as planned in the coming days, said a Navy Lookout spokesman.

HMS Prince of Wales left Plymouth on Saturday to sail to the east coast of the U.S. for tests with F-35B and UAS jets.

If it manages to continue its deployment as planned, HMS Prince of Wales will spend the next three months in progress with stops in the ports of New York, Halifax in Canada and the Caribbean.

While in New York, HMS Prince of Wales should host the Atlantic Future Forum - a conference that brings together the brightest minds and the most influential thinkers of defense and beyond to strengthen the ties of the UK and the US.

It remains to be seen how this technical defect will affect the ship's schedule, if applicable. This is not the first time that the aircraft carrier has been damaged and stopped by serious technical problems.

F-35B fighters aboard the Prince of Wales.

HMS Prince of Wales was forced to miss a training mission in the U.S. in 2020 after suffering consecutive flooding while moored in Portsmouth.

During the second flood, the ship's engine room and electrical cabinets were submerged in sea water for more than 24 hours. According to reports of the time, the cause of the flood was a large fire.

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20 Google Analytics Alternatives

The adage is that if you're not paying for the service, you are the product. Unfortunately, this rings especially true in the analytics world.

The analytics space is changing, though, and there are many alternatives — both free and paid — that take into account privacy, cookie-less tracking, GDPR compliance, core web vitals, and more. The current leader in the analytics space is Universal Analytics (UA), which has been tracking web data since 2005. But Google is going to stop tracking any new data in UA as of July 1, 2023 (Happy Canada Day?).

This is a move to get users to migrate to Google Analytics 4 (GA4), which is a whole new way of tracking and navigating. In a move from sessions to an event model, GA4 will require some knowledge and familiarity to get up and running, as there’s quite a bit changing.

If you haven’t yet set up GA4 yet, or are on the fence, now is the time to take a look at what else is out there and how the landscape has changed. We've broken the alternatives up into three categories:

Web analytics

Product analytics

Data warehousing solutions

How legal is Google Analytics?

The short answer is: depends on where your visitors are from.

Without getting too deep into legal jargon, the user has control over the options now and although there are a few lawsuits out there I'm sure Google will make the proper adjustments to ensure that everyone using it will be mostly covered, eventually.

This isn't happening right now and under GDPR there are requirements that Google Analytics isn't passing. Also, by using a product that's integrated into other products I doubt they'll ever see 100% coverage.

Even if you’re planning on installing Google Analytics 4, you can run an alternative to ensure that you’re getting the right data and test as you go

Web Analytics

More than a visitor counter, but often simplified, web analytics providers focus on giving services to small businesses, bloggers, and small websites. Their metrics are also the closest to Google Analytics. Most of the web analytics tools below are easy to maintain, quick to install, and don't need self-hosting. However, some will offer self-hosting in addition to their regular services.

Fathom Analytics

Launched in 2018, Fathom Analytics is a cookie-less, privacy-focused Google Analytics alternative that’s really simple to use. They care about user privacy and pioneered proprietary routes in compliance with the EU for EU visitors. Calling the route "EU isolation", Fathom Analytics is also GDPR, PECR, COPPA, CCPA, and ePrivacy compliant.

Features of Fathom Analytics include:

Seven-day free trial

Prices start at $14 per month for up to 100,000 page views

Can include up to 50 sites

Shows live visitors and where they’re navigating

Offers uptime monitoring, event filtering, email reports, ad blocker bypassing, live visitor information, and much more from a bootstrapped company

Being privacy-focused, Fathom Analytics has a beautiful interface and offers unlimited CSV exports of your data available at any time. This allows you to conveniently connect it to other data sources. In addition, Fathom is expected to release a backup option for GA data in the near future.

DEMO FATHOM ANALYTICS

Matomo

Previously named Pikqwik, Matomo ("keep your data in your own hands") is an open-source, cookie-free tracking, and GDPR-compliant analytics tool offering a search engine and keywords section where you can connect with Google Search Console data.

Additional Matomo features include:

Customizable dashboard.

Real-time data insights (pages visited, visitor summary, conversions, etc).

E-commerce analytics.

Event tracking (analyzes user interaction on apps or websites).

Measures CTR, clicks, and impressions for text and image banners as well as other page elements.

Visitor geolocation (stats can be viewed on maps by city, region, or country).

Page and site speed reports.

Page performance (number of views, bounce rates).

You can host Matomo on your own servers for free. Otherwise, their cloud pricing starts at $29/month after a 21-day free trial for 50,000 hits (up to 30 websites).

DEMO MATOMO

Cloudflare

If you're already using Cloudflare's CDN solution, then there's no setup required. You can simply authorize the web analytics to start tracking inside your account. You can add up to 10 websites for free, and there's no need for a cookie banner, since they do not collect personal data.

In addition to tracking standard metrics — page views, visits, load times, bandwidth, etc. — Cloudflare has incorporated Core Web Vitals metrics. These are measured each across your tracked websites, and can email you weekly with updates — very handy.

Cloudflare installation is light on page load, since you can proxy it through your Cloudflare setup. Alternatively, you can install their lightweight Javascript code (or "beacon", as they call it).

Although Cloudflare doesn't say they are GDPR compliant, what they do say is that they are considered an "Operator Essential Services" under the EU Directive on Security of Network and Information Systems. You can assume that Cloudflare is tracking something along the way, with a free price tag and with other offerings available where data could be shared.

Cloudflare is closest to server analytics without going directly to your server. It's only available in specific areas, so you might have to pay for this.

DEMO CLOUDFLARE

Adobe Analytics

Adobe Analytics is a popular analysis platform that provides tools essential for collecting relevant data concerning customer experience. Company analysts and online marketers frequently depend on it for improving customer satisfaction.

Applying Adobe Analytics to your business website can help you determine what leads to conversions. For example, did changing content or the CTA increase conversions? Did adding more visual aids increase the number of inquiries about a certain service or product?

Adobe analytics is marketed as an enterprise analytics solution with audience insights, advertising analytics, cohort analysis, customer journey analysis, remarketing triggers, and much more. It truly could fit your web analytics or product analytics depending on how your team deploys it, and it has been around for quite a while just like Google Analytics.

REQUEST A DEMO FOR ADOBE ANALYTICS

Clicky

Privacy-friendly web analytics tool Clicky is easy to navigate and offers metrics similar to Google Analytics. However, Clicky embodies the feel of server analytics tools while making their interface simple and fast-loading, thanks to minimal graphics.

Features of Clicky include:

GDPR compliance

Bot detection and blocking

Heatmaps

Uptime monitoring

Backlink analysis

Clicky also provides a developer API and white labeling of their solution, where you can create your own theme for better brand integration starting at $49/month as part of their hosted service. They also offer a free tier if you’re looking to try it out with limited features.

DEMO CLICKY

Simple Analytics

EU-hosted, privacy-based Simple Analytics offers tools to use for checking your websites daily. Simple Analytics does not collect cookies, IP addresses, or any unique identifiers. Their package provides a bypass of ad blockers, hides referral spam, and includes an iOS app. You can even embed a widget to get public web statistics.

This GA alternative offers some nifty events that are gathered by default for ease of use. These include email clicks, outbound links, and files to streamline tracking. All of Simple Analytics features come together in a UI that's a simple dashboard providing quick "in and out" times — much quicker, in fact, than it would take to get to the correct property using Google Analytics.

Simple Analytics offers a free 14-day trial. If you decide to keep Simple Analytics, you'll pay $19/month, or $9/month if you pay a year in advance.

DEMO SIMPLE ANALYTICS

Pirsch

An open-source, cookie-free web analytics alternative to Google Analytics, Pirsch seamlessly integrates into websites and WordPress with plugins. A developer-friendly analytics offering a flexible, impressive API, server-side integrations, and SDKs, Pirsch provides Golang (Go), PHP SDK, JavaScript, or a community-provided code to embed snippets. Pirsch also works with Google Search Console.

You can perform any function you want from the Pirsch dashboard, like viewing statistics or adding websites.

Get started by viewing Pirsch's live demo or opting in on their 30-day free trial. Paying for Pirsch is only $5 per month if you choose annual billing. If you want to make monthly payments, the cost increases to $6 per month.

DEMO PIRSCH

Plausible

A privacy-friendly, open-source web analytics platform, Plausible is cookie-free and fully compliant with PECR, CCPA, and GDPR. Plausible is a popular alternative to Google Analytics because of its simplicity, lightweight script, and ability to reduce bounce rates by expediting site loading.

You can easily segment data into specific metrics, analyze dark traffic via Urchin Tracking Module (UTM) parameters, and track how many outbound link clicks you get.

Plausible offers a 30-day free trial option that provides unlimited usage of its features without requiring a credit card. Once your free trial has ended, you can pay $9 per month for up to 10,000 page views. If you choose yearly billing, you get two months of free use. Unlimited data retention, slack/email reports, and event customization are also provided with a paid subscription to Plausible.

DEMO PLAUSIBLE

Umami

Umami is GDPR-compliant, open-source, cookie-free, and does not track users or gather personal data across websites. By anonymizing any information collected, Umami prevents the identification of individual users. In addition, you won't need to worry about staying compliant with constantly changing privacy lawsi.

Features of Umami include:

Mobile-friendly so you can see stats on your phone at any time.

Since you host Umami under your domain, you won't see any ad-blockers like you see when using Google Analytics.

Public sharing of your stats is available using an exclusively generated URL.

Umami's lightweight tracking script loads almost instantly and won't slow down the loading of your website.

A single installation of Umami enables tracking of an unlimited number of sites. You can also track individual URLs and subdomains.

Since Umami is an open-source platform and self-hosted, it's free to use. Umami says a cloud-based version of its analytics is coming soon.

Product (behavior) analytics

Although product analytics are not always GDPR-compliant, they provide powerful analytic tools that include valuable elements like segmentation and deeper levels of customization. For that reason and others, product analytics come with a higher maintenance cost. Here are several product analytics tools that are excellent Google Analytics alternatives for tracking customer behavior.

Hubspot Analytics

The traffic analytics tool provided by Hubspot Analytics offers exceptional analysis data for breaking down page views, new contacts, and even entrance/exit information regarding how long visitors remained on specific web pages. You can also install a tracking code to external sites so you can track traffic stats.

Additional features include:

Bounce rate percentages.

Number of call-to-action views/number of CTA clicks.

Conversion rates of visitors who click on your CTA.

Access to specific URLs or country stats.

A subscription to a starter Hubspot Analytics platform is $45 per month. You can choose monthly or annual billing, which is $540.

A professional subscription to Hubspot Analytics starts at $800 per month ($9,600 for one year). This subscription gives you multi-language content, video management and hosting, phone support, and A/B testing.

An enterprise subscription starts at $3,600 per month ($43,200 per year). You get 10,000 marketing contacts with this subscription, with additional contacts available for sale in increments.

FREE HUBSPOT ANALYTICS TRIAL

Kissmetrics

Kissmetrics offers analytics for e-commerce and SaaS websites. Kissmetrics for SaaS gives you deep insights into the type of content and features that are fueling conversions, converting trials into conversions, and reducing churn.

Kissmetrics detects characteristics that drive conversions and retain regular buyers, so you can adjust site elements appropriately. This unique analytics tool also streamlines checkout funnels and integrates with Shopify.

Pricing for Kissmetrics SaaS involves three tiers:

Silver: $299 per month (REQUEST DEMO)

Gold: $499 per month (REQUEST DEMO)

Platinum: Billed annually (REQUEST DEMO)

Heap

Heap Analytics works on mobile and PC devices, quickly captures nearly all behavioral parameters, and supports first or third-party installation. You can also create individual identities for users over numerous sessions and augmented product information to purchase/sales events.

Heap features include:

Customer journeys with session replies

Campaign Management

Query Builder

Behavior Tracking

Campaign Segmentation

Funnel Analysis

Dashboard Creation

Key Performance Indicators

Web Traffic Reporting

And much more

FREE TRIAL

FullStory

The makers of Fullstory state that if you know how to copy and paste, you'll have no trouble setting it up. This analytics platform also offers "private-by-default" abilities that ensures masking of text elements at their source.

Their features include, but are not limited to:

Tagless web autocapture

Funnels & conversions

Journey mapping

User segmentation

Heatmaps

Session replay

AB Testing and much much more

FREE TRIAL

Mixpanel

Mixpanel offers a free subscription that gives access to core reports, unlimited data history, and EU or U.S. data residency. Mixpanel can be sliced and diced to fit so many situations, it’s flexible and moldable for many businesses at many levels.

For $25 per month under their growth plan, you get all the free features, plus data modeling, group analytics, and reports detailing causal inference. Mixpanel also includes features such as:

Segmenting users based on actions

Integrate with Slack to share reports, even if they don’t use Mixpanel

No limits on the amount of events tracked

Team Dashboards with Alerts

Identify top user paths and drop-off points

Understanding of conversion points across the funnel

And much much more.

It's used by 30% of Fortune 100 SaaS companies and if you need custom pricing and plans,

CONTACT MIXPANEL SALES

Amplitude Analytics

According to a report available here, Amplitude is consistently ranked as #1 among other product analytics platforms, top software products, and customer satisfaction. You can analyze collected data with fast self-serve analytics that do not require SQL.

You can use Amplitude to…

Explore behavioral data

Measure customer engagement

Use product intelligence to build faster

Understand channel performance

Answer questions between, product, marketing, engineering & analytics

The Start Amplitude package is free and offers unlimited data destinations, users, and data sources. You also get 10 million events (streamed or unstreamed) per month.

Their paid plans start with customizations on top of that including advanced behavioral analytics & custom event values.

CONTACT SALES FOR GROWTH OR ENTERPRISE PACKAGES or if you’re a startup you can apply for a free year of Amplitude Scholarship!

Segment

Segment which was acquired by Twilio in 2020 offers superior email onboarding and intuitive insights in SMS campaign and email performance & that’s just one arm of what it does. Segment uses only one API to collect data across all platforms. They also have SDKs for Android, iOS, JavaScript, and over 20 server-side languages. They have been written as a technology startup that lets organizations pull customer data from one app into another & they have as of writing over 300 integrations!

Segment has customers across industries including media, medical, B2B, retail and from startup to enterprise. As well you can upload your customer data into their data warehouse to keep your data there so they could fit into the data warehousing category below too.

To get started using Segment, simply make a free account which allows for 1,000 visitors from two sources and access to their 300 integrations or their paid tiers start at $120/month where you can sign up for a team account.

Rudderstack

Rudderstack provides developers all they need to get started immediately with this product/behavior analytics. Features of Rudderstack include identifying anonymous mobile and web users, customizing destinations through the application of real-time modifications to event payloads, and automatically occupying warehouses with event and user record schemas.

The free version of Rudderstack gives you five million events per month, over 16 SDK sources and more than 180 cloud destinations. Like Segment you can use Rudderstack as a data warehouse for your customer data and they’ve built their platform as warehouse-first and built for developers.

The Pro version starts at $500 per month. You get the free features, plus email support, a technical account manager, and even custom integrations in the higher tiers. Request pricing for the Enterprise version of Rudderstack here.

Data warehousing solutions

It's always good to have your data backed up and if you have a lot of history in Universal Analytics it would be a good place to start. There are even services to connect all these solutions together seamlessly, such as Funnel. While these have additional costs, you can save all your data for many years without a problem coming up so you can refer to them when need be.

Google BigQuery / Google Cloud

Available with an easy connection to your GA4 data if you're leaning that way. Google lists BigQuery as enterprise and there will be limits to how much data you can send to BigQuery before paying. They offer real-time analytics with built-in query acceleration and with the scale of data that Google handles we can be pretty sure that they’ll be able to handle it. Google Cloud Storage offers standard, nearline, coldline, and archive storage options.

One suggestion is if you’re using Google for backups to ensure you have a secondary account attached to it in case your primary account loses access, which I’ve seen happen from time to time. They provide a migration from some tools and their pricing is based on data, so it’s free up to 10GB. They created a billing calculator for easy cost analysis once you get into the paid side.

Amazon - AWS

AWS states that they support more compliance certifications and security measures than all other cloud providers. They allow for backup of all data types and have redundancy built in that you would expect at the Amazon level.

Like Google they have a calculator to estimate a pricing model for your team as they have a lot of other services integrated into this that you can take advantage of there.

Snowflake

Snowflake provides a data cloud and isn’t Google or Amazon, which may appeal to some. It supports data science, data lakes, and data warehousing on the three top clouds with their fully automated solution.

They’re HIPAA, PCI DSS, SOC 1 and SOC 2 Type 2 compliant, and FedRAMP Authorized and have a 30 day free trial with all plans you can check out as well as a “pay for usage” option or a “pay for usage upfront” option too.

Recap and recommendations

On July 1, 2023, Universal Analytics will stop tracking any new data, and then by EOY 2023 all UA data will be removed by Google — so back up your data! Think about warehousing your data long term for your Universal Analytics and moving forward.

Then, make a plan for how you’re going to be tracking moving forward. Talk options and thoughts with stakeholders.

Install GA4 now (or yesterday!) or try the options above out, as none of these are created equal and many have free trials.

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20 Google Analytics Alternatives

The adage is that if you're not paying for the service, you are the product. Unfortunately, this rings especially true in the analytics world.

Web analytics

Product analytics

Data warehousing solutions

How legal is Google Analytics?

The short answer is: depends on where your visitors are from.

Even if you’re planning on installing Google Analytics 4, you can run an alternative to ensure that you’re getting the right data and test as you go

Web Analytics

Fathom Analytics

Features of Fathom Analytics include:

Seven-day free trial

Prices start at $14 per month for up to 100,000 page views

Can include up to 50 sites

Shows live visitors and where they’re navigating

Offers uptime monitoring, event filtering, email reports, ad blocker bypassing, live visitor information, and much more from a bootstrapped company

DEMO FATHOM ANALYTICS

Matomo

Additional Matomo features include:

Customizable dashboard.

Real-time data insights (pages visited, visitor summary, conversions, etc).

E-commerce analytics.

Event tracking (analyzes user interaction on apps or websites).

Measures CTR, clicks, and impressions for text and image banners as well as other page elements.

Visitor geolocation (stats can be viewed on maps by city, region, or country).

Page and site speed reports.

Page performance (number of views, bounce rates).

You can host Matomo on your own servers for free. Otherwise, their cloud pricing starts at $29/month after a 21-day free trial for 50,000 hits (up to 30 websites).

DEMO MATOMO

Cloudflare

Cloudflare installation is light on page load, since you can proxy it through your Cloudflare setup. Alternatively, you can install their lightweight Javascript code (or "beacon", as they call it).

Cloudflare is closest to server analytics without going directly to your server. It's only available in specific areas, so you might have to pay for this.

DEMO CLOUDFLARE

Adobe Analytics

REQUEST A DEMO FOR ADOBE ANALYTICS

Clicky

Features of Clicky include:

GDPR compliance

Bot detection and blocking

Heatmaps

Uptime monitoring

Backlink analysis

DEMO CLICKY

Simple Analytics

Simple Analytics offers a free 14-day trial. If you decide to keep Simple Analytics, you'll pay $19/month, or $9/month if you pay a year in advance.

DEMO SIMPLE ANALYTICS

Pirsch

You can perform any function you want from the Pirsch dashboard, like viewing statistics or adding websites.

DEMO PIRSCH

Plausible

You can easily segment data into specific metrics, analyze dark traffic via Urchin Tracking Module (UTM) parameters, and track how many outbound link clicks you get.

DEMO PLAUSIBLE

Umami

Features of Umami include:

Mobile-friendly so you can see stats on your phone at any time.

Since you host Umami under your domain, you won't see any ad-blockers like you see when using Google Analytics.

Public sharing of your stats is available using an exclusively generated URL.

Umami's lightweight tracking script loads almost instantly and won't slow down the loading of your website.

A single installation of Umami enables tracking of an unlimited number of sites. You can also track individual URLs and subdomains.

Since Umami is an open-source platform and self-hosted, it's free to use. Umami says a cloud-based version of its analytics is coming soon.

Product (behavior) analytics

Hubspot Analytics

Additional features include:

Bounce rate percentages.

Number of call-to-action views/number of CTA clicks.

Conversion rates of visitors who click on your CTA.

Access to specific URLs or country stats.

A subscription to a starter Hubspot Analytics platform is $45 per month. You can choose monthly or annual billing, which is $540.

An enterprise subscription starts at $3,600 per month ($43,200 per year). You get 10,000 marketing contacts with this subscription, with additional contacts available for sale in increments.

FREE HUBSPOT ANALYTICS TRIAL

Kissmetrics

Pricing for Kissmetrics SaaS involves three tiers:

Silver: $299 per month (REQUEST DEMO)

Gold: $499 per month (REQUEST DEMO)

Platinum: Billed annually (REQUEST DEMO)

Heap

Heap features include:

Customer journeys with session replies

Campaign Management

Query Builder

Behavior Tracking

Campaign Segmentation

Funnel Analysis

Dashboard Creation

Key Performance Indicators

Web Traffic Reporting

And much more

FREE TRIAL

FullStory

Their features include, but are not limited to:

Tagless web autocapture

Funnels & conversions

Journey mapping

User segmentation

Heatmaps

Session replay

AB Testing and much much more

FREE TRIAL

Mixpanel

For $25 per month under their growth plan, you get all the free features, plus data modeling, group analytics, and reports detailing causal inference. Mixpanel also includes features such as:

Segmenting users based on actions

Integrate with Slack to share reports, even if they don’t use Mixpanel

No limits on the amount of events tracked

Team Dashboards with Alerts

Identify top user paths and drop-off points

Understanding of conversion points across the funnel

And much much more.

It's used by 30% of Fortune 100 SaaS companies and if you need custom pricing and plans,

CONTACT MIXPANEL SALES

Amplitude Analytics

You can use Amplitude to…

Explore behavioral data

Measure customer engagement

Use product intelligence to build faster

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writersinhats · 7 years ago

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MHA X Marvel

Chapter 5: Mission Start

Izuku and Ochako, sat at a nice restaurant eating brunch, while they have been in New York for a couple of weeks, they still being stunned by American breakfast “man I didn’t know you could make eggs this way” exclaimed Izuku “yeah there almost like a crepe” added Ochako “and there’s so much fruit” “yeah” “so any plans for today?” Asked Ochako “well yeah actually” answer Izuku “What?” “Well I’ve been thinking, it’s been awhile sense we went on a proper date, you know with all the patrols and babysitting we’ve been doing, and so I scheduled us a spa day for today” “a spa day!” Exclaimed Ochako “Izuku isn’t that a bit expensive?” “Don’t worry” said Izuku “they gave us the hero discount” “are you sure?” “Ochako we’ve been working hard lately, it’s not going to do anybody any good if we exhaust ourselves, so let’s just take a day for ourselves” with his reassurance Ochakos worry melted away revealing her usual bright a cheery smile “alright let’s get pampered.” Just then Izukus cell phone rings, he checks it, and see’s that its Ironman calling, he answered “hello” “Hey Izuku, is Ochako there with you?” Ask Ironman “yeah she is, what’s going on?” “We just got a lead, we’re going to hit them tonight, can you and Ochako be ready for a mission, and be at the tower in about 2 hours?” “Yeah we’ll be there” “great see you then” Izuku hung up his phone with little bit of disappointment in his eyes “what’s wrong?” Asked Ochako “spa days going to have to be rescheduled, we’ve got a mission tonight” “aw man, I was really looking forward to getting pampered with you today” “I know, but after the missions done, it’s just going to be me and you tomorrow” the smile that Izuku loved returned to her face “ok.”

Izuku and Ochako enter the meeting room, where a whole host of heroes where waiting for them, Todoroki, Bakugo and Kirashima where there, as well as Captain America, Ironman, and Spider-Man where there, but a shorter Spider-Man in a black costume with red webbing was standing next to him, there was also two other people there that Izuku, and Ochako haven’t meet yet, one was a tall woman with short blond hair and a red, blue and yellow outfit, and right next to her was a shorter girl with dark skin and long brown hair, her outfit looked like the taller ladies but it was also slightly different. “Oh Deku, Uravity, glad you could make it” said Ironman “oh you guys haven’t meet, Deku Uravity this is Captain Marvel, and this is her sidekick Mrs. Marvel” Ironman then pointed to the Spider-Men “and that’s Spider-Man’s sidekick also called Spider-Man, I know it can be confusing” all the heroes start shaking hands and introduce themselves “alright now that we all know each other, let’s get this started” said Ironman, and with that everyone took a seat while Ironman and Captain America stood in front of a monitor. “Alright everyone here’s what we got” said Ironman addressing the whole room “now thanks to our informants we now know that the Nomus have been taken to two separate locations” “the First location” added Cap “is a wear house just on the edge of town, while the paperwork is all over the place we believe it is owned by Wilson Fisk” “and what of the second Location?” Asked Izuku “the second location” answered Ironman “is a floating A.I.M. base that looks like it’s going to be in the New York air space tonight” “there’s one other thing” added Cap “according to our reports whatever it is there working on, is nearly complete, and high ranking members of the League of Villains are going to be there to inspect their work” this grabbed the attention of all the former UA students “we’ll be splitting into two teams” said Cap “and hitting them at the same time, not giving them a chance to contact the others” “now first we have Blue Team” said Ironman “lead by Cap, and going after the ware house, the rest of Blue Team consist of, both Spider-men, Deku, and Ground Zero, you will also meet Hawkeye there” Izuku and Bakugo looked at each other with both surprise and confusion, the same look they gave each other at their first final exam, “why the hell am I stuck with this nerd?” Yelled Bakugo as he sat up “it’s simple” answer Ironman “team balance and location, you and Deku are better suited for ground combat, and it’s not a good idea to put two people with fire related quirks on the same team” Bakugo sat back down in his chair, grunting angrily “now then, that just leaves Red Team with the air ship” continued Ironman “I’ll be leading, and be taking the Marvels, Uravity, Celsius, and Red Riot, now if there aren’t any questions let’s roll out.” Everyone was loading up onto the Quinjets, while everyone else gets ready to fight Izuku and Ochako say their goodbyes “Promise me you’ll come back alive” pleaded Ochako “I will, and you promise the same thing” responded Izuku “I promise, I love you” “ I love you too” the two heroes kissed and then went to their separate jets. As Ochako walked in her Jet, Izuku saw Kirashima, and Todoroki about to enter “Hey Todoroki, Kirashima” called out Izuku “what’s up?” “What is it Midoriya?” Answer the two “Please keep her safe” “you got it bro” responded Kirashima “we’ll keep everyone safe” said Todoroki, Izuku gave them the thumbs up before Bakugo grabbed his shoulder and dragged him into jet “come on lover nerd, get in the damn jet.” Bakugo sat Izuku down in a seat on the jet, he then went and sat down on the opposite end of the jet putting headphones in to try and ignore everything, Peter, and his prodigy Miles noticed what happened, and decided to sit down next to Izuku, “ Hey Izuku” said Peter “how’s it going?” “Oh it’s going good, how’s May?” “May’s doing great she misses you, oh I know you two meet using your hero names, but let me properly introduce you to my sidekick, Izuku this is Miles Morales, Miles this is Izuku Midoriya” “nice to meet you” said Izuku “likewise” responded Miles “now I hope you don’t mind me prying” asked Peter “but what’s the deal between you and Ground Zero?, seems like there’s some tension?” “Oh Kachan” responded Izuku “well it’s a long story, we used to be friends growing up, but then his quirk developed, and mine didn’t, so he started picking on me, then he just started to hate me” “so he was your bully?” “Yeah he was, but then I got my quirk, and we got to UA, and we became rivals after that, and I just seemed like any kind of progress I made seemed to piss him off, I don’t know it’s just always been like that” “hmm I see, well with my experience with bullies I think there’s only two possible ways for this to go” “what?” “Either you two talk it out, and resolve it, or you two go your own separate ways, and never see each other again” “wait those are the only two options, talk or never see each other again” “I know it doesn’t sound ideal but it might be better if you two just go about your own lives, but that’s up to you, anyway just put a pin in that for now, we got a mission, you ready?” Izuku was silent for a second, but decided that it would be best to think about that later “yeah I’m ready” Red Teams Quinjet flew just a few miles away from the A.I.M. air ship, inside Red team talked strategy “ok so the ship has radar” said Ironman “neither the Quinjet or me can fly anywhere near it without getting detected, we need someone who can fly over there without getting detected” “I could probably do it” said Ochako “if I make myself weightless the raider might not detect me” “sounds like a plan but I don’t think your thrusters are powerful enough to get you there, here” a spare Ironman armor came out of the table in the middle of the room, Ironman detached the boots and the arms and handed them to Ochako “these should help, and the finger tips should open up to let you use your quirk” Ochako took the bits of armor “once you’ve got the radar down, try to sneak in and confirm if the League of Villains member is there got it” “got it” “Alright Avengers let’s get to work.” A few minutes later the doors of the Quinjet opened up and Ochako stood there ready to drop, she replaced her normal boots and gauntlets with the pieces from the Ironman armor, she was also wearing a mouth guard similarm to Izukus, in fact is was specifically made by Hatsumei to look like Izukus because they were dating, it was an air filter that was to help her breath when at high altitudes “you ready Uravity?” Yelled Ironman “ready” responded Ochako, she tapped her fingers together, and flew out of the jet towards the airship, just liked they hoped the radar didn’t seem to pick her up. When she got close enought to the radar receiver she slapped on a device that Ironman gave her “ok it’s on” said Ochako into her communicator “great, there radar should go down in 15 minutes” said Ironman “until then try and sneak in and get visual confirmation of the target and the package” “got it” Ochako found a hatch into the ship and snuck her way down to the main hall. Ochako hid away in one of the vents of the main hall “ok team, I see a bunch of guys in yellow jumpsuits, and what looks like a big floating head with baby arms and legs” “That’s M.O.D.O.C.K. the leader of A.I.M. if he’s here then this must be big” “yeah but I don’t recognize anyone form the league of villains” as she said that a portal opened up in the room and out stepped Toga Himiko “the League member just stepped in, it’s Toga” “ok, now just wait till they pull out what they’ve been working on then we’ll come in” Toga walked up to M.O.D.O.C.K. “greeting Mrs.Himiko, welcome to Advance Idea Mechanics and I am it’s great leader the Hyper Intelligent M.O.D.O.C.K.” “It’s a pleasure to meet, Shigaraki sends his regards, and now where is this thing you were working on?” “It is right this way” two of the yellow suited henchmen drag out a huge container that was definitely large enough to hold a Nomu “alright the package is visible, I repeat package is viable” said Ochako and then a few seconds later the whole ship shook and the light started to flicker “what was that? Asked Toga. At the top of the ship Kirashima in his unbreakable form stood up from the dent he put in the top of the ship "well that got their attention” said Kirashima as gun turrets came up and started shooting, while they didn’t harm him, a few second later walls of ice surrounded Kirashima blocking the bullets, as Todoroki landed right next to him “good timing” complimented Kirashima “thanks now let’s get inside” said Todoroki as he shot fire down at their feet “it should weak enough, now break it” ordered Todoroki “you got it,” Kirashima broke the hull of the ship, both young heroes dropped in and started taking out guards “now let’s get to the main hall.” Shortly after the shacking of the ship, Ironman, Captain Marvel, and Mrs. Marvel burst into the main hall, taking out henchmen left and right, Ochako then bust out of the vent and started blasting henchmen using the Ironman gauntlets, she eventually hit Toga and went over to restrain her “oh hey, how’s my bestie doing?” Said Toga in a cheerful voice “shut up” said Ochako “we’re not friends” “oh why not, is it because I’m here when you’re working, or is it because I tried taking that cute little boy Deku, don’t worry I would have given him back, I’m ok with sharing my toys” “I said shut up, this has nothing to do with Deku, you’re a criminal, and I caught you, and you’re going away for a very long time” “is he here, that cutie Deku here?” “No he’s not, he’s probably capturing your associate right now” “oh I wouldn’t count on that” Ironman started walking towards the A.I.M. container “alright let’s see what we’ve got here” he opened in the container and a few seconds later he was sent flying. Blue team with the exception of both Spider-men sat on a roof top outside the ware house “you see the buyer yet?” Asked Cap “not yet” answered Hawkeye “but the package is viable, and I see the web heads thinning out the crowd” “alright as soon the league member is confirmed we rush in and take em out” “wait I see something,” in the ware house a portal opens up and Dabi walks out, “that’s Dabi” said Izuku “and they must be using Kurogiri’s quirk to get here” “so that’s league member?” Asked Cap “yeah” “alright people let’s move.” Dabi walked into the ware house where he was greeted by a man is a suit “you must me Dabi of the league of villains” said the man “and you must me Norman Osborn” replied Dabi “now tell me where this secret project of yours?” “Right this way, now I’m sure your leader will be most pleased with this,” but before they could continue, a big explosion destroyed one of the walls of the warehouse, and from the hole that was created, Blue team rushed in taking out henchmen, while this happened both Spider-men burst out of the shadows and joined the fight. “Ah the Avengers are here” said Norman “yeah and I think I see some of those UA brats who keep getting in our way” said Dabi “well then I say this is a perfect opportunity for a field demonstration” Norman pushed a button in his watch, and then a large container opened, and out popped out a Nomu, but it was different covered completely in some sort of black glop, Peter instantly recognized it “get away from that” yelled Peter but it’s too late the Black Nomu rushes towards Hawkeye, grabbing and picking him crushing his bones until he’s tossed aside like a rag doll, it then run towards Cap grabbing him and slamming him down into the ground again and again “what the hell is that thing?” Asked Bakugo “I’ll explain later” said Peter “right now you need to know that its weak to fire and loud noises” “well then that’s my specialty” Bakugo rushed towards the Black Nomu, he lets off an explosion in the Nomus face, but next thing he knew the Nomu was breathing in the explosion, the Nomu gulped and shot the explosion back at Bakugo “now that exciting” said Dabi “yes it is, that fire eating quirk eliminates one of the symbiots weaknesses” said Norman “we should go” said Kurogiri “collect your experiment and let us be on our way” “yes lets” said Norman as he paused another buttoned stopping the Nomus attack and making his walk toward the portal. Bakugo got up from the ground and saw the villains trying to flee into the portal “oh hell no” yelled Bakugo “you’re not getting away from me” he made an explosive jump towards the villains “ah a volunteer” said Norman “now I can demonstrate my other great innovation” Norman aimed his wrist at Bakugo and from his watch shoot about a black substance that covered and attached itself to Bakugo making him writhe on the floor, “Kachan” yelled Izuku as he ran over to help his friend “stay back” yelled Peter “Kachan are you ok” asked Izuku, but he got no response, the black goo covered Bakugo completely, finally he responded “I-I-I we, we are Murder” Bakugo aimed his hand at Izuku and was about to shoot an explosion at him, but before it hit him, Cap who was barely conscious three his shield to Izuku “kid catch” yelled the Captain, Izuku did as he said and caught the shield holding it in front of him to block the attack, Izuku was thrown back, and Spider-Man helped him back up “What’s wrong with Kachan?” Asked Izuku “somethings taken over him” responded Peter “right now that not Bakugo, right now that’s something different, right now that’s something dangerous” the two heroes stood up and watched in horror of the monster standing before them.

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Notes: Sorry I’m a little late on this chapter, I usually have them up in the morning, but this week has been a bit hectic, hopefully next chapter will be up on time, anyway hope you enjoy it

Update: After I uploaded this I notice some errors, and a part was cut out, I’ve fixed it now, but I might delete the original post, anyway this is the definitive version of this chapter

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