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Two new Squidow x Sonic arts! The rest I'm just reuploading to pad out this post.
Fair warning it'll get more suggestive the further down you go.
Nothing fully NSFW or explicit! I don't draw that. Odd stuff? Maybe, but not explicit.
Sonic does get Squidow preggers...
Good thing Squidow is very malleable n stretchy
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonadow#squidow#doom morph#cw: suggestive#squid#sonic x shadow generations#au#weird tongue stuff#tentacles#sonic the freakhog
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bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will
these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives
"what are you two doing?"
Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello
Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]
Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?
Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}
Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.
Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--
Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.
Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!
Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#i love them your honor. my babies. they're so lovely to me. they mean so much to me. they are the silliest ever#danny is happy to talk about science and weird ghost shit the moment he's comfortable enough to and bruce is happy to listen#he is also fascinated by this whole new field of science and danny is technically and literally the only expert#they are making diagrams and scales and rankings and tiers and bunch of other science stuff i dont know the names of for ghosts#danny. a nerd: do you wanna see the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce. also a nerd: yes#danny: do you wanna help me re-categorize the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce: y e s#danny: whatcha doing | bruce: hm... making a timeline graph for x murder | danny suddenly vibrating at the speed of light: c a n i h e l p#they are being nerds together. they are being SUCH nerds together. they're making scatter graphs for the transit system#they are cross-referencing the correlation between food regulation laws and the increase of rats in downtown gotham#danny is explaining the intricacies of the cardinal directions in the Zone to bruce because it works differently than in the mortal world#they're coming up with classifications for native ghost zone species and arguing over whether they could fall under mortal animal classes#and it comes with the extra challenge of GIVING these animals mortal names because soulhum isnt translatable or even replicable in the huma#tongue and danny doesnt have any mortal equivalents for the names and he cant speak soulhum thanks to the poison.#so he's trying to describe these animals he's seen in english and then come up with a name for them and THEN classify them.#bruce and danny are having a fucking BLAST. danny is so happy to get to talk to another science nerd about ghost stuff coz as much as he#loves sam and tucker. science is NOT their forte and they were never all that interested in figuring this stuff out with him. they tried bu#he could tell that they just werent as enthusiastic as he was about it. but Bruce is so fascinated and he's keeping up with Danny and its#so relieving. and Bruce meanwhile. mister 'learns everything' is fascinated and so interested in learning about this entirely new dimension#and its animals and creatures. and danny gets so excited talking about it to the point where he's practically glowing. bruce comes up with#an idea or a new suggestion and danny all but lights up bc he hadnt thought of it that way and that is *brilliant* it makes so much sense--#and even if he's wrong Danny is ecstatic to correct and explain *why* it was wrong. like he gets the train of thought but here's why its#wrong and what it is INSTEAD. like he's SO happy to share this with him he's all but floating to the ceiling.
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She came up with a new activity
#snake#snakes#Hognose#hognoses#pets#In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket#So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck#to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it#she was going a bit before I started recording#she comes up with silly fun activities#i should let her play with the hammock again#it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down#and it was like a weird elevator parachute game#i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them#We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball#I misunderstood a few times#she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister#she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses#i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted#i suppose it helps she likes kisses too#when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her#I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her#she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it#Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this#I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her#I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella#But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean#They are princesses#And know it
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daybreak town kids having weird biology is a very important headcanon to me. like in my mind i think all keyblade wielders are sort of like human but slightly to the left tbh. but i firmly believe that there was something in the water in daybreak town. like they can eat things that are now/elsewhere considered poisonous. those wings on that kid’s back are non-functional but absolutely real. yeah that guy lost a leg but a new one grew back don’t worry about it. yeah that girl has a dexterous tail. there was increased human biodiversity back in the age of fairy tales before the world fell apart do you get what i’m saying
#we need to get weird with it#kingdom hearts#khux#mine: kh#this was partially inspired by roadie implying in ‘overmorrow’ that daybreak people just. eat raw food#like raw anything#but the other stuff is just. i think they have wings and tails and sharp teeth and lizard tongues#because
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I was doing some thinking about Rushal not having a tongue and that led me down a rabbit hole about kissing, specifically how all of his kisses would have to be chaste in a sense.
During his ‘recruitment’ Sevatar made him kiss his boot as a thank you for cutting out his traitorous tongue and preventing him from betraying anymore secrets. Sevatar makes a joke about how it’s a shame he can’t lick up the mess of blood his excoriated mouth left behind, Rushals just grateful he can only taste the blood at the back of his throat and that at least having no tongue limits what he can be made to do.
Later on Sevatar kisses him good and proper and he realises that he can’t deepen the kiss on his own, everything moves at Sevatars pace now and his role is to follow along like some kind of well trained pet. It’s at that point he starts getting more used to ‘Raven’ over his own name, not that he can really tell anyone his name, not in a way that doesn’t make him mourn what was.
Further down the line it’s a quiet moment between him and his captain, a moment that provides the perfect opportunity for vengeance instead Rushal kisses his hand in a show of devotion and internal penance for the thought. He’s figured out a little trick where he can let his mouth linger a little and gently suck on the flesh below it to put a little more feeling behind the gesture. (occasionally he does find himself wishing he could properly taste Sevatars skin in these gentle moments)
As Sevatars migraines get worse the only thing Rushal can really do is keep him alive, it almost reminds him of how they met right down to the hand feeding and weary hesitance. He’s not quite sure he likes being in his captains shoes, if he could say he’d say it wasn’t his place, so he does something Sevatar would never have done back then. A gentle kiss is placed on his forehead right in the centre, where the worst pain seems to be radiating. Gone just as quick as it came but Sevatar finds himself soothed regardless, it doesn’t alleviate the pain even slightly but knowing his Raven won’t let this kill him helps even just a little bit
#this kind of just devolved into shitty fanfic#but I like them and I like adding weird romance to their strange little situation#also interestingly it’s possible to speak without a tongue so theoretically Rushal could relearn how to speak#I choose to believe that he learned some stuff maybe not perfectly but him not fully getting his speech back is a lot more psychological#a mix of guilt regarding his betrayal and Sevatar just not letting him#jago sevatarion#sevatar#alastor rushal#do they have a ship tag?#warhammer 30k#wh30k#warhammer 40k#wh40k
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sushi rags on me bc i play love and deepspace in english, but i don't know man... caleb's voice has been growing on me and i will love that white man for who he is!!! LOOOL
#AHAHAHAHA#I JUST LIKE TO DO OTHER THINGS WHILE I LISTEN TO STUFF IN THE BG OK!!#LET'S NOT THINK TOO DEEPLY ABOUT IT#he's the type of white man who will call your parents mom and dad in your native tongue and he's already adopted into the family#eat more eat more! the parents say as they stuff his plate w second helpings#they will talk about marriage and children w him and instead of being weirded out he's like OH yea that's definitely in the books#gonna be the only white man at the function!#like caleb seems like the type of guy your family would like and be impressed with#xavier seems like the quiet partner but still generally liked and doted on#they would also stuff xavier's plate full too... say he needs to eat more to be stronger#but they're unaware of the muscles he has beneath the comfy hoodies he wears#so like when they asked if he could like do some physical work they're surprised how easily he handles it#he tries to help with the cooking but... ya... also think that kids would tease xavier LOL like he looks like he'd get bullied#by the nieces and nephews u know... but then they play games w him and he's relentless#get their asses beat in fortnite or something like that LOL#don't get me started on the cousins that will try to covet those men!! i swear!!! LOOOL#idk why i'm thinking about how they would be like at family gatherings... LOL i'm v hungry tho... excited to see what's for dinner...#x
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It takes EVERYTHING in my being to not refer to my Kara character studies as ✨ Karachter studies ✨
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misc malevolent doodles
#different stuff that's way too sketchy to post on its own#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#kayne#this is the guy with smudged face#yellow#cat detective au#vtm au#cw body horror#for tzimisce john#masked#for... weird tongue action going on#chr-art#I FORGOT TO TAG#jarthur#private eyes#for the weird tongue action of course
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also, not saying that anon is wrong, but did you guys not have late-stage middle school classmates who were just starting to learn to kiss? i dont exactly Like that it existed but, like, it did when i was that age. was that not a common experience. i thought that was…… idk, maybe not ‘normal’, but common? extant? was my school just weird T_T
#displaimer: i am talking about real life not fiction. im talking about lived experiences#like yeah it makes sense zack wouldnt (i fucking hope) put that shit in their comic bc who knows whos reading your story about middle#schoolers. but as a middle schooler? yeah 12-13 was around the time my peers and i started to play spin the bottle or whatever.#maybe stuffs just different now#idk i draw on lived experience a lot when i post here. sorry if that was weird#edit wait fuck NOT SAYING that i write 12yos kissing w tongue bc of lived experience. or that im going to. wow foots in my mouth tonight
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This is my face during a fire 🙄
#fire extinguisher#funny pictures#funny stuff#funny post#humour#humor#funny shit#funny#unusual#comedy#pictures#silly pics#artistic#modern art#funny art#funny faces#funny face#odd art#strange art#unusual post#funny design#creative design#imagination#crazy#scream#im screaming#tongue#weird stuff#panic attack#oh wow
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learned to shave face despite difficulty with exactly this type of dexterity 0 dead 0 injured 🌟 idk what the reddit bros are on about re euphoria tho, i felt like a fuckin idiot the whole time
#text tag#(this is tongue in cheek i get that everyone gets a kick out of different stuff)#no the weird beard hasn’t begun yet but the fluff was making me crazy#going swimming with friends today though and forgot about. everything. everyone dead and injured
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would you still love me if I was a Cymothoa exigua
#was making a mental list of all the parasites I can remember off the top of my head#(as one does when it’s a slow day at work)#and now this phrase won’t leave me alone#so. please have this old meme#(if anyone decides to look this up warnings for:#weird parasite stuff. damage to specifically fish tongues)
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Food is such a sensory nightmare.
#text post#neurodivergent#ramble#autism#autistic#sensory issues#arfid#like I was just eating a sandwich and idk why but it felt like so weird like on my tongue#there was nothing wrong with the food and I eat it often but it just felt wrong#and this has happened with like noodles and cake frosting and stuff#like one day I'm okay eating it but the next it's the worst thing ever texture wise
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Various images of things
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. PIBBINS.... cheering clapping hooting hollering glorious applause everytime I see a pigeon in public#2. Birthday card that I drew for someone. .. kittys...#3. 2023's annual haul of tiny white pumpkins.. i get at least one white pumpkin every year around fall when they have pumpkins in stores#because I just love the color and texture ... bright white and smooth and cold and round.. kind of like a volleyball or something#4. A brief adventure into watching big brother (only earlier seasons of course as I hate all reality shows post like 2013 or something when#they became overly focused on social media and overproduced memeable phrases more.. like even though ALL reality shows have always#been extremely fake and annoying and mindless it's like..... newer stuff seems A Different Kind Of Fake or something) since whenever#I'm sick sometimes I find weird mindless things like that to watch (that one time I had bronchitis I watched all of Flavor of Love in my#half awake illness stupor and now everytime I heat up canned minestrone soup (mostly all I ate that week) I think of flavor flav since#thats just a weird brain connection I have now lol) ANYWAY.. I was sick and watched like 2 seasons of this and then thought it was too#uninteresting and obnoxious to continue (more like 1 and a half since I skipped the rest of one once only boring people were left) BUT this#one guy had a very mischevious looking face and he also said a few things (like the above captioned speech) that sounded like dialogue#some fantasy character would say.. so I took a screencap of him and edited him into a mischevious wizard i guess.?? idk I was sick lol#~your little friend has a poisoned tongue~ is just a very unexpectedly serious sounding wording for some random normal#frat dude looking guy to say while casually chatting on a reality tv show in like 2008 or whenever that was filmed lol#5. FLUFFY CLOVERS!! I'd never seen them be furry and soft before?? inchresting..#6. Noodle sitting in bed with the cat figurines looming above him... the council of kittys...#7. McDonald's full breakfast platter + asparagus + strawberries & cream (also of course this is old and I am now boycotting mcdonalds etc)#i try to group the images somewhat consistently like.. winter stuff with winter stuff or summer stuff with summer stuff#but I have so many random pictrues floating around on my computer that I never post that sometimes some are not organized or just#thrown into a set because there's nowhere else for them. Like the pigeon picture is from like 3 years ago for example lol#8 & 9 - I think I've posted these before but I just find them very interesting looking flowers. whenever they happen to be blooming#I'll pick up a few when I'm out on walks or etc. ... poof ball looking things#photo diary
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ive mentioned this before but i really do love my key rat so much. i need to try to reverse engineer how this thing was constructed. i need to know how he was created
#i dont use him for keys. i use a spy family themed keycase LOL it has like. a print of a normal ass gun on it which is wild#but my key rat..... my oma gave him to me as a toy when i was a young kid and i used him as like#sometimes a villain who eats people. wraps his circle tongue and eats them to death#sometimes i used him as a nice guy whos weird but helps the main character toys#since ive had it forever hes at least 20 years old. i dont know where he came from. i think it mightve been homemade?#it doesnt have a tag. i dont think it was made by my oma tho. or maybe it was? she knows how to sew but she always preferred#puzzles and embroidery. most of the sewing i saw her do was like simple square things like a pillow case. i should ask her if she remembers#i love this thing. ive seen adjacent things to it (key holders that are a pouch you pull the keys into) and ive even seen ones shaped like#rodents but ive never seen one like this made of fabric. usually theyre leather nowadays#probably cause its more durable and easier to get a clean finish compared to like#this baglined..... situation? the seams are fully encased i dont know how they went about it#i need to learn more about sewing linings and stuff..... i need to figure out the key rat. i need to know his secrets
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Eating dinner like when will I hit the bad texture moment and can I eat fast enough to bypass it
#eggs are particularly tricky. I usually only have one because at some point my tongue starts to be like#almost like tickling? not in a 'Im having an allergic reaction way'#but its like when you get tickled? and your body is like NOOO. a bit like that. and then the gag reflex starts to kick in and its weird#sensory#sensory stuff#sensory issues
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