#welp...

[devoting-waters]

Sorry Odysseus, guess you're having a baby

[trappedinacomputer]

Pili: "where are your kids I wanna meet your kids"

Bad: "oh they're up in Heaven"

Pili: "THEY'RE DEAD?"

Bad: "well if you can even call that dead..I mean you kinda have to die to get there but is it really death?"

Pili: "DID YOU MURDER YOUR KIDS BADBOYHALO? ARE YOU THE REASON THEY'RE DEAD? IS THIS LIKE AN ACCIDENT TYPE SITUATION??"

Bad: "...what kids... HEY LOOK CLOWN"

[naijawhims]

Favorite Mistake

[chrisbangs]

[winterswake]

blonde evil men with straightened hair summer...

[pancake-crab]

This is... Gonna take a while... 😅😅😅

Please, have patience

Also, this animatic has a bit of a lore of my f!au :3

[dindjarindiaries]

I'm on page 99 of The First Plan 99 in my docs whoaaaaa

[cinamun]

Cousins | Next

[ravangie]

local woman watched Madagascar 3 and bought circus tickets a week later

[lebagelboy]

Ok! Aperently I get really excited about doing fem things like makeup...

[the-party-dude]

[How does everyone keep up with both, their RP and main account?]

[I have two phones so that makes it easier. But I also have four RP accounts. So I have seven accounts in total.]

[@animal-lover-forever, @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues, @the-party-dude, @the-multiverse-jumper, @a-wise-rat, @leos-katanas and @turflytle-cult. Buzz buzz.]

[I've done this to myself really. I'm digging my own grave here... Pretty sure I've hit the 7ft mark in my grave. And I'm still going... Pretty sure the shovel is glued to my hands.]

[What's the saying? Oh, yeah. "If you want out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel."]

[How many Tumblr accounts do you guys have!?]

[I clearly have to many!]

[Why does Tumblr even allow me to have so many!?]

[theonetruegnome]

The Tag incident

Dandy was looking wildly around her, fearful yet defiant of what she might see. The field seemed empty though, so she allowed herself to bend double and catch her breath. her limbs were heavy and lungs empty. She looked up and saw one behind her, the guard with the electric truncheon running after her.

'Come on, can't a gal get a decent rest these days?!' She said with perfect Hollywood movie inflection. She couldn't wait up, he was getting closer all the while. She ran off, running for dear life, the guard yelling after for her to stop and return to the facility. Dandy didn't listen, she couldn't go back, couldn't stand another ten years in that concrete hell box. Her legs pumped furiously and the figure began to fall behind. She looked back and smirked.

'Not so tough now are ya?'

A purple chicken suddenly jumped from the trees and knocked the bun to the ground, simultaneously bringing her back to reality.

'Tag! Gotcha Dandy!'

Conk lifted himself off of Dandy's chest and adjusted his scarf. Dandy looked up at the chicken smiling down at her.

'Why'd you have to go and do that?! I was just getting into it!'

'Sorry, but it's your own *Yawn* Fuh-Fault for being so airheaded. I just took advantage of it' Conk took a moment to stretch and limber up. 'Well, I best be off. Oh, and Leah just got Mana, so don't bother going after her'

Before Dandy could reach up to tag him back, he was off and running. She slowly got to her feet and retraced her steps, eventually coming back to where the candy-pink dog had stopped. Munch was panting and clutching his stomach, moaning slightly.

'Woah, you ok dude?' Dandy was concerned for her friend, he looked really uncomfortable.

'No. My stomach *oof* really hurts.'

'Well, you shouldn't have had all those milkshakes on an empty stomach then, it probably messed up your insides. The running also probably didn't help.'

'But it made me happy! Oww... You're probably right though. I'll catch up, just gotta *URP* let it die down.'

Dandy nodded at Munch then ran off and scoped out the scene.

Now that she had stopped imagining herself as a cool convict Significantly Less cool version of herself, she could see the others running around properly. Eli had a laughing Leah on his shoulders with SunnyShoat following along. Callum was being chased by Mana and looked frankly terrified, while Conk appeared to have crashed in a patch of Dahlias about ten feet from where he tagged Dandy. She had to carefully choose her prey. Conk was a no-go. He wouldn't realise he was tagged and it would confuse everyone. Callum was being dealt with by Mana, so that's a no-go. Eli was protecting Leah, and he could outrun any of them. The only choice was sunny, she'd have to just outlast her.

'Heeeere comes Dandy!!'

The rabbit sprang out and began to sprint towards Sunny, who had already turned tail and began to run. The wind whipping her ears back, the sweet grass beneath her feet, her friends all running around and having fun... Nothing could be better than this. 'FZZNZZT

Hoppy was already catching up to picky, she could see the pig beginning to slow down and get tired. Wait, who was that ahead of her? She didn't know a Picky! She looked down. 'Green? But I'm... Why am I green?! Guys why am I green?!!' Hoppy stared at her hands in horror, her beautiful golden fur now a sickly peppermint green. Picky looked back at her friend and Gasped at the stranger in her place. GZZZRRZZ

Dandy dropped to the ground. 'No. No no no no no!' she whispered, still staring at those hands, those awful, green... hands... Her head cocked to the side in confusion as she turned them over and over. Though the tears pooling in the corners of her eyes, she saw them, coloured sunny like wheat, not peppermint. 'But... just now... they were...' She felt a presence and looked up. Her friends had all run over, even Conk-out and Munchypup. Leah jumped down from Eli's shoulders and moved slowly closer.

'Dandy? Are you ok? What were you crying about?' Leah was worried, what if she had hurt herself?

I... I can't remember. *Sniffle* Never mind Leah. If I can't remember it, it mustn't matter, right?'

'I guess so. Just look after yourself alright? You and Eli are always injuring yourselves!'

'Ha! No chance!' She quickly looked over to munch and Mana and winked. The two smiled but quickly reshaped their faces into expressions of concern. 'Oh! One last thing Leah.'

'Yeah?' Dandy clapped her on the shoulder and leant down to whisper in her ear.

'You're it.'

Like lighting, Mana tapped Callum and Munch smacked Eli on the head, yelling 'YOU'RE IT!' and the three fiends sped off in different directions.

Leah and Callum went after Mana and Dandy, while Eli charged after Munch.

Sunny was still confused. She could have sworn she saw something, but what? It was like somebody had scooped the last five minutes of her memory out with a spoon.

'Hey, Conk, did you see-'

'No miss, my dad ate my homework... ZZZzzzz... Munch wasn't hungry enough...'

Sunny was about to wake up the Cockerel when she heard a 'Woah!' an enormous crash echoed around, and a high scream went up;

'AAAIIEEEEEEE!'

Sunny ran over to Munch to see Eli laying on top of him, dazed. One of his tusks was jammed into Munch's chest.

'Oh god man, I'm so sorry! I just tripped and-'

'What's going on?!'

'Oh God, Munchy!!'

'Ok, ok! Everyone back up! Come on Eli up you get. Come on, up, you're crushing him! Ok Munch, we're going to go home and your Mom or Dad'll take you to a doctor ok? Ok. We're going to have to walk but we'll support you. You guys keep playing, we'll be back soon! Eli? Help?'

'Yeah, got it cap.'

As the two carried the crying pupper back home, sunny's mind was distracted by Munch being in pain, leaving her subconscious to fill in the cracks until it all seemed like a weird nightmare.

Did you enjoy? If there is anything I can improve upon, please tell me! I N E E D T O K N O W

[voidcreature]

Если Тумба накроется, можете искать меня прямиком на ближайшем кладбище, потому что смешнявки с любимыми персонажами это абсолютно неиронично единственный мой антидепрессант.

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[eyesofcuriosity]

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Nessa: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Dennis: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Nessa: It sucks. Dennis: That's not constructive criticism.

[paracosmspaces2002]

After watching the movie

Ruby Sparks (2012), I uninstalled character.ai cause I felt like a monster