#R.I.P. me...

[the-party-dude]

[How does everyone keep up with both, their RP and main account?]

[I have two phones so that makes it easier. But I also have four RP accounts. So I have seven accounts in total.]

[@animal-lover-forever, @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues, @the-party-dude, @the-multiverse-jumper, @a-wise-rat, @leos-katanas and @turflytle-cult. Buzz buzz.]

[I've done this to myself really. I'm digging my own grave here... Pretty sure I've hit the 7ft mark in my grave. And I'm still going... Pretty sure the shovel is glued to my hands.]

[What's the saying? Oh, yeah. "If you want out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel."]

[How many Tumblr accounts do you guys have!?]

[I clearly have to many!]

[Why does Tumblr even allow me to have so many!?]

[pantomimette]

It should’ve been me.

line art ⤵

[wiredawake]

[an1t4k]

[sbrown82]

Roberta Flack & Michael Jackson performing "When We Grow Up" on the Free to Be...You and Me children's TV special (1974).

[lovertm]

patches by grrrlspells

[inkly-heart]

Song- margø - r.i.p.

[veryfandomobsessed]

Hey shellington! How's pearl and Periwinkle? Also *aggressive inhale* ur ducking amazing

Well

[taub-truther]

everyday i thank god for those v-neck scrubs

but listen. Why is Taub the only one who gets to show a bit of cleav? Everyone else wears a secondary shirt under their scrubs

...whereas our little man is basically tits-to-the-wind for no discernable reason (again, thank you lord for this blessing 🙏)

Does his fur give him an added layer of insulation? Does he get too sweaty otherwise? Did they run out of XXXS undershirts? Is he just trying to be slutty?? We may never know

[somewherefornow]

DICK GRAYSON/NIGHTWING & BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN in BATMAN R.I.P. (2008)

[actually-well-written]

THE HASHIRAS ARE ALL VIRGINS AND HERE'S MY ARGUMENT

Ok, ok, first of all, we should get something out of the way.

Tengen Uzui is NOT a virgin.

He might be the only one that isn't. He has three wives, first of all. pretty attractive ones too but it's not just that he's married either.

The characters have stated and acknowledged the fact that he's really attractive multiple times, not to mention even before meet his wives he was still a ladies man. So it's safe to assume even before beening his wives he was still NOT a virgin.

And besides, he has a son. So even in the rare case that he was, he's definitely not anymore

R.I.P. Uzui you would have loved saying Rizz 😔😔🙏🙏

Ok now, let's begin.

Shinobu kocho is a virgin.

First of all, she's a workaholic, she had to be a hashira, the head of her 'hospital', the teacher to Kanao, and not to mention she has been working on the poison for Domua and Muzan as well as the cure. I doubt she has any free time and if she did, I wouldn't be surprised if she used it to sleep or something, no time to go out and find someone poor girl is working herself to death og

Another thing is, she doesn't seem like the type to even what to get some action. First of all, there's her little obsession with poisoning people and threatening to kill people all the time, so that might be a bit of a repellent.

All though, characters have stated and treated her like a godness, because of her beauty. Therefore I believe if she was offered a chance she would decline probably a little passive aggressively also I feel like she believes that kind of thing just doesn't matter for her, given the fact she's been planning her death for years and probably just wants to stay pure enough for heaven when her short time comes to an end.

R.I.P. shinobu, you would have loved true crime documentaries 😔😔🙏🙏

Obanai Iguro is obviously a virgin.

He's literally had a fear and hatred for women because of his past, it's even been stated that he has a hatred to the demon slayer women, because he believes they are emotionally closed off. Which causes me to safely assume, that even if he wanted too, he believes that you can't have sex without the love.

Which also makes his love for Mitsuri even more pure, because he would absolutely still love her the same if she where to tell him he could never touch her again. He loves her for her soul and her love ❤️

R.I.P Obanai you would have loved Internet stalking 😔😔🙏🙏

Mitsuri Kanroji is a virgin.

Need I prove it? Fine, it's literally stated that before joining the corps, she has no luck with men dumbasses and she also explained that the reason she joined the corps was to find a man that would want a women like her. This proves that Mitsuri has not met a man that wants to be with a woman like her idiots therefore, she has no experience.

And I have the feeling that she also believes that you can't have sex without the love and if she was given the chance, she would politely decline. She would want to save herself for a person she would want to spend her life with. She also seems like the type to want a men to just hold her hand for 6 months getting to know her until they were to do something that intimate.

R.I.P. Mitsuri you would have been a Hello Kitty girl 😔😔🙏🙏

Kyojuro Rengoku is a virgin.

Alright, at first, I was sure this man was NOT a virgin. He's kind, he's handsome, and multiple women have admired him, but then I thought about it more.

First of all, almost everything he's done was to please his father, granted he eventually stopped trying so hard, but still. Given that mindset, he would want to be with someone that his family would approve of, and he couldn't do that with just anyone.

Say what you will, but I believe Rengoku's the type to get too attached to a person if he were to be intimate. Sex is a very vulnerable bonding moment after all. Also, before the death of his mother, it's very implied that he witnessed true love through watching his parents, he would want to have that for himself as well.

I feel like if he wanted to have that kind of intimacy it would be because he is married to them and because he wants to have children, therefore I believe he is a virgin by choice. Probably waiting for marriage or at the very least, a person he knows will be the mother to his children.

R.I.P Rengoku you would have loved buffets 😔😔🙏🙏

Giyu Tomioka is a virgin.

You would assume that he is a virgin. I mean, he's very closed off, quiet, accidentally comes off as rude, and he's very clueless, and is seems he spends a lot of his time being depressed.

Another thing is also that inferiority complex he suffers from. I believe that it goes farther from jaut believing he doesn't belong with the rank of the other hashira's, but it also goes into his daily life. And probably also makes him believe he doesn't deserve the 'cravings' of a man.

I also have this feeling that if he was given the chance, he would be very clueless or decline in a pretty dull voice he doesn't mean too, not to mention he makes a pretty big deal when people talk to him, implying he's not used to people demonstratimg behavior that shows they have interest in him

The thing is though, of he really wanted too, he could easily get as much game as he wanted too.

I mean, throughout the anime is implied that even the other hashira's notice how attractive giyu is, which might I add, says a lot, considering they all think he's rude.

And besides, he doesn't exactly act like he doesn't know how to pull, I mean come on, we can see that attitude he gets when Sanemi pushes his buttons far enough or when he grows some confidence for a few seconds 👀👀

R I.P Tomioka you would have loved animal crossing.😔😔🙏🙏

Sanemi Shinazugawa is a virgin

I know some people are gonna get a little butthurt on this one, but here me out.

Ok, first of all, there's that attitude of his. If you were on the street and a man was yelling at his younger brother for some stupid reason, would you find that man attractive after? I don't think so. And it's not just that, he's pretty aggressive, he's inpatient, and frankly he's scary looking. If a women were to be able to handle that trauma coping personality then I kinda doubt that in this area of time, all his scars would have been an attractive factor to some people.

I mean think about it, if your a village girl and a men looking like him come out of no where, wouldn't you be jumpscared?

Ok, but let's say it's a women from the corps, surly they would understand scars happen right? Well, sure, but here's a thing people keep forgetting. He's shy. Gyomei has stated that Sanemi is actually very shy at times. If he looked at a women that way, he would get really ashamed or embarrassed by it, and would probably avoid the said person. That been said, if he was given the chance then maybe he would take it.

Nah, who am I kidding, he would most definitely take it, but then here's another thing. I feel like he would get attached. Like I said, sex is a vulnerable bonding moment, no matter the situation. If he got with a women I'm pretty sure there is a huge chance he would end up being very close to that person and then feel conflicted but he doesn't want to get attached.

Therefore sex with Sanemi would have to be with someone he loves, because he would be aware that he would catch feelings. Argo, he's a virgin, because he refuses to risk losing another person that he loves. poor baby

R.I.P. Sanemi you would have loved raging at little kids in video games 😔😔🙏🙏

Gyomei Himejima is a virgin.

He's a virgin by choice. That's it. If he wanted to he easily could. But he doesn't want to and never will. Why? Well, probably because he wants to focus his attention on more important matters, like training, protecting children, prying for the departed souls, fighting demons.

And also, he has the sexual desires of a buddhist monk. He just doesn't care for this stuff. The end.

R.I.P. Gyomei you would have loved prayer rooms in airports 😔😔🙏🙏

Muichiro is a minor.

Thank you for listening to my argument and I hoped I have proved my point. Everything I have said today, is my opinion and should not be taken so seriously. Please don't attack me.

[an1t4k]

Somedays i just go "Shit Spencer reid How am I going to have a boyfriend after seeing this? damn"

[legglesspotato]

Okay guys, please try to keep calm, the entire series isn’t ending- just the games. I know it’s extremely sad especially considering the game is literally my special interest. They were acting like they may create different forms of content…. Maybe it’ll turn out for the better in the end.

In the mean time I will try to write again. I have a few headcannons I created since the last post and I am still trying to work on that fanfic I talked about before.

[thatonesidequest]

Things my swim team did during a meet but it’s with Lu boys part 3 (featuring Ravio)

Time: *Rating them based on speed*

Time: Legend you suck.

Time: Warriors you also suck.

Wind: *the five year old buff child standing near the pool*

Time:

Time: Your the best and deserve all the ribbons

Hyrule: *talking to his relay team* This is my first meet, I’m kinda nervous.

Sky: *reassuring him* You’ll do great! Also welcome since It’s your first time. Wild: *grinning widely* Welcome to hel-

Twilight: Wild nO-

Time: *Behind Hyrule to make sure he doesn’t drown* Your doing great-

Hyrule: *begins to drown* I CANT DO IT 😭

Time: *Lifts him up by the stomach* Your almost there!

Hyrule: *touches the wall, as the crowd erupts into clapping*

*Legend and Warriors yapping about drama*

Wild: Watcha talking about? Legend: Ravio is actually gay-

Wild: *sits aggressively down on the seat and puts on sunglasses* Alright spill the tea.

*all begin yapping to one another about drama, along with Wild’s dramatic gasps*

[schlock-luster-video]

Bidding farewell to an absolute cinematic icon ... Rest in peace, David Lynch.

R.I.P. 1946 - 2025

[pushing500]

I have never been SO HAPPY to be raided before. Randy Random looking out for us today. What a madlad.

Why should we get our hands dirty when there are pigskin raiders and a killbox for that sort of thing?

Aaanytime you feel like stepping in, Kwahu...

That was so stressful omg

Thank goodness for raiders

Standard mechtech, here we gooooooo!!

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