#what a shmuck

[sangoqueenkoko]

Father here 💅

I'm requesting Childe x non binary reader (amab)

Ehheheheh yeah sorry I know you hate him

Childe coming back from getting defeated by the Traveler(up to you who beats his ass)to come home to his lover, fluff overload

IF YOU DON'T WANNA DO CHILDE, Xiao x reader (nonbinary still)

Same thing but after the chasm situation.

father‼️🗣️ hello

this is shit. sorry

CHILDE

safe retreat

Fluff

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Summary: Childe picked a fight with the legendary Traveller. He doesn’t care how bad it may seem, he just wants to come home to you.

Warnings? Childe nearly gets beaten to a pulp by the Traveller. His fault. Womp womp. What a shmuck. Contains a smidge of mention of blood.

Featuring Traveller (Aether) and Paimon!

“Do NOT call me that! Girlie. Ew!” Aether, the Teyvat renowned Traveller, yelled in disgust as he quickly and swiftly parried the Harbingers attacks.

“Yeah! And he’s not even a girl anyway!” Paimon squealed as she kicked her foot in the air before quickly pulling back Aether by the collar as an attack swiftly flew by Aether’s face without him even noticing.

The Traveller knew not to literally beat this guy to death because of who he’s associated with, and they could literally come after you if anything would happen to him. Well.. seeing as how no one really did much with the passing of La Signora, uh… there would be someone who would absolutely come after you and do what you did to him.. to you.

In the Liyuean countryside sat a sweet yet unquant house that held the traditional curved roof and architectural features such as patterns as well as carvings of a dragons and other mythical creatures of the nation. Each feature placed with extra precision and care. But not merely enough of care that was in said house.

Regular adventures tend to come across this house on their travels, but they never seem to know who owns the property.

But a select few did.

On the beaten path that lead towards the house, lined with Glaze Lillie’s each side, walked a worn and beaten Harbinger. Childe. A hand on his side as he had a bruised rib or something from being too arrogant against a certain someone.

He tasted iron in his mouth before coughing and spitting something out. A tooth. Oh well. Not like he needed it anyway.

He sighed as he walked to the door before he knocked. He heard some sudden rushed noises inside before the door soon flung open.

“привет, мой любимый”, he began before he was cut off by you in a panic.

“Childe! What happened to you?! Are you Okay?!” You yelped as you helped him inside, “who did this to you??”

He chuckled lightly with a slight smirk, “heh. Well.. a certain Traveller did this to me. I may or may not have gotten too brash and cocky.”

Sighing, you got the household first aid kit, which was larger than a normal households because of how prone Childe is to get hurt in fights, that he started, and got the supplies needed. Bandages, plasters, etc.

“You know you can’t keep picking fights like this. Especially with someone as powerful as The Traveller! Please be careful” you took some wipes out to clean his wounds. From cuts on his hands, his abdomen to bruises on his head.

“But I suggest you stay at home and rest to give your body a chance to heal, Okay?”

“Okay, любовь.”

“Good” you said before planting a light kiss on the side of his head, “I don’t want you to pick fights with other people, especially if they seem weaker than you. You never know their true strength.”

…

“Owww!” He complained lightly, trying to be convincing. Yet failed.

“That did not hurt” you deadpanned. You knew there wasn’t any injuries there, as you checked the area before and he didn’t react.

“It did”, he lied with a child(e)ish pout.

“привет, мой любимый” - “hello, my beloved”

“любовь” - “love”

[lordofdestructionm]

RIP to those who made the fatal mistake of crossing paths with Viktor and Mordecai's situationship

Sniffles

Poor Shmuck

The only pet dog in the Lackadaisy universe

Honorable mentions

Assorted goons

Defiance General Store owners skull integrity

[phoenixcatch7]

I'd love to make one of those mdzs/tgcf watch the series/books things with a hand waved deus ex machina cause but at the very end it abruptly cuts to the system wistfully reminiscing on past jobs while Sqq squints suspiciously.

Alternately I'd LOVE to see the Harry Potter timeline the system canonically ran, which undoubtedly ended in drarry.

[three-dee-ess]

sorry to use you as a resource but would you mind me asking your followers if anyone knows where i can take my 3DS to get repaired in the UK? everywhere i've looked seems extortionate and what's wrong with it is beyond my skill level to fix but my 3DS is my babychild whomst i love very much. hoping somebody might have advice. also: love ur blog So Much!!!

sure! however, it's important to keep in mind that most places won't do 3DS repairs. I can't think of any off of the top of my head, but it might be in your best bet to see if you could find someone who can do physical 3DS modding, since they would know the 3DS best. However, that might be expensive. Best of luck!!

[trlblzd]

❛ .. No, I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. ❜

     "  OKAY  BUT  LIKE    ...    WAIT,   WHAT   do you mean by that  ?  "     the trailblazer's thoughts are interrupted as they chew loudly over the phone.    it was not one that had any real malicious or obnoxious intent    ---    they just merely lacked the refinement that others tended to have when it came to conversing with others.    they had to be    POINTEDLY    scolded before by pom-pom over dinner that they needed to learn how to chew with their mouth closed    &     to    NOT    speak with their mouth full and to their    CREDIT,     stelle did just that.    except they had taken that lesson as something that only needed to happen when sat face to face rather than over the other line.    they rubbed their eye as they plopped a chip into their mouth, sitting up from their bed and    CASTING    their gaze to the large window just by them that provided the view of the vast outer space.

but, they needed to    NOT     get distracted.    they had more important matters to discuss right now rather than the insignificance of one's being to the    GRANDER    scheme of the universe.   no, that topic was nowhere near as important as their nonsensical extremely crucial discussion.    "  i'm serious, like   (  ...  )     think about it, it's called self-help for a reason.    wouldn't a    GROUP    be a little redundant since it's not just yourself  ?  "     this was some really serious stuff.

"  why would you need to be in a group for something that is self-based anyway  ?  "

LATE NIGHT PHONE CALL PROMPTS.

[tmos-time]

having a moment trying to worldbuild

[froodycartographer]

Worldbuilding communities are hard to sustain, because at some point you run into the issue of how to keep interaction going. This is less of an issue in collaborative projects, but for creating a community space for people to share their own worlds, idk I've seen that usually it just hits a saturation point where its hard to even have conversations about the projects because either all questions have been answered or just, its impossible to stay invested in everything.

[bisqhut]

Artblock fixer 🤯

[mariaendingmp3]

somehow, ‘buttass naked in a field and zoinked off his gourd on Spiritual Revelations’ is one of the funnier new lights to see a person who gave you your life-changing trauma in.

[insinirate]

i tried looking it up before, but i could never get a clear explanation. what's bluesky? from what i saw, is it actually like a knockoff twitter thing?

iirc its a twitter clone headed by twitters previous ceo

[mable-stitchpunk]

Hi!

I hope this hasn't been asked yet, but what would all the romantic relarionships look like if everyone was still human?

Have a nice day/night :)

Well, let's see...

I'd like to think Mike and Mari would still have gotten together. Though how they got together might've been significantly different. They could've met while Mari was sneaking in somewhere where he shouldn't have been, or if a Foxy's is opened, maybe the two stumble into being coworkers. I almost see them starting off a little more abrasive with each other, taking a little longer to become friends and then closer, but somehow I still think they'd wind up close.

It should be noted that Marionette is very protective of Mike, but I wonder if that dynamic would've shifted if he would've still been human. Maybe Mike would've been more protective (more than usual, lol.) Marion's no longer a force of nature, so Mike's gotta try harder to keep himself alive. XDD

I feel like Jeremy and Gabe too would've gotten together. They would've likely had to meet through Mike and Mari, or perhaps through Foxy's, but I could still see the two's personalities meshing. In fact, Gabe likely would've made a move a lot sooner if he would've been human. At least some of his crippling image issues would've been lesser.

Charlie and Baby are currently at a spot in their friendship, but it's hard to tell what might've been if they had grown up together as humans. Perhaps Charlie and Lizzie would've stayed in a close friend group and, in that case, maybe they would've simply stayed friends. Or maybe they would've broached something earlier. It's hard to tell.

Now the one tragic tale is Scott and Ben. I just don't realistically see how they would've hooked up outside of the scenario they found themselves in. Unless Michael for some reason introduced them. That's not to say it's not a possibility, but it's harder to imagine how it could've went down.

Fritz and Natalie are both humans, clearly, but even without animatronics involved I feel like they would've hooked up pretty quickly. XD They just had that instant click energy.

...Michael probably wouldn't be so lonely. 🥺

[welcometogrouchland]

Thinking again about WHO TF BOARDED THE FINAL SHOT OF TOH. THE 'BYYEEEE'. THERE'S LIKE. 60 CHARACTERS/CREATURES IN THAT SCENE WHEN YOU COUNT ALL OF THE PALISMEN/ANIMALS. WHAT MAD LAD GOT THAT JOB???

[moodboardsbysarah]

TIL that in the end of the Bible the 144000 people who dont get burned in the lake of fire end up going to a cube in the sky and this is what heaven is. yall have been scammed. so hard. I cant believe ANYONE is still a christian in the year 2023.

[rotzaprachim]

If you enjoyed that content get ready for my next masterwork which is: Star Wars characters ranked by how much Yiddish they know

[complainblogforthevoid]

I've finally figured out an argument that convinces coding tech-bros that AI art is bad.

Got into a discussion today (actually a discussion, we were both very reasonable and calm even through I felt like committing violence) with a tech-bro-coded lady who claimed that people use AI in coding all the time so she didn't see why it mattered if people used AI in art.

Obviously I repressed the surge of violence because that would accomplish nothing. Plus, this lady is very articulate, the type who makes claims and you sit there thinking no that's wrong it must be but she said it so well you're kind of just waffling going but, no, wait-- so I knew I had to get this right if I was gonna come out of this unscathed.

The usual arguments about it being about the soul of it and creation fell flat, in fact she was adamant that anyone who believed that was in fact looking down at coding as an art form as she insisted it is. Which, sure, you can totally express yourself through coding. There's a lot more nuance as to the differences but clearly I was not going to win this one.

The other people I was with (literally 8 people anti-ai against her, but you can't change the mind of someone who doesn't want to listen and she just kept accusing us of devaluing coding as an art) took over for I kid you not 15 minutes while I tried desperately to come up with a clear and articulate way to explain the difference to her. They tried so many reasonable arguments, coding being for a function ("what, art doesn't serve a function?") coding being many discrete building blocks that you put together differently, and the AI simply provides the blocks and you put it together yourself ("isn't that what prompt building is") that it's bad for the environment ("but not if it's used for capitalism, hm?" "Yeah literally that's how capitalism works it doesn't care about the environment" she didn't like that response)

But I finally got it.

And the answer is: It's not about what you do, it's about what you claim to be.

Imagine that someone asks an AI to write a code and, by some miracle, it works perfectly without them having to tweak it---which is great because they couldn't tell you what a single solitary thing in that code means.

Now imagine this person, with their code that they don't know how it works, goes and applies to be a coder somewhere, presenting this AI code as proof that they're qualified.

Should they be hired?

She was horrified, of course. Of course they shouldn't be. They're not qualified. They can't actually code, and even if by some miracle they did have an AI successfully write a flawless code for every issue they came across that wouldn't be their code, you could hire any shmuck on the street to do that, no reason to pay someone like they're creating something.

When actual engineers use AI what they do is get some kind of base, which they then go though and check for problems and then if they find any they fix them, and add on to the base code with their own knowledge instead of just trying different prompt after prompt until they randomly come across one that works.

People who generate code like this don't usually call themselves engineers. They're people who needed a bit of code and didn't have the knowledge to generate it, and so used a resource.

And there you go. There are people who have none of the skills of artists, they don't practice, they don't create for themselves. When they feed the prompt to the AI they then don't just use the resulting image as a reference point for their own personal masterpiece, and if they don't like it they don't have the skills to change it---they simply try another prompt, and do that until they get something they like.

These people are calling themselves artists.

Not only that, these people are bringing the AI generated thing to interviews, and they are getting hired, leaving people who slave over their craft out of the job.

And that is the difference, for the tech bros who think AI art isn't a big deal.

[naradreamt]

do you think the people on mecari jp get scared whenever they put up their hide museum stuff for sale and one of many of FJ's buyer accounts scoops it up because I found it at 2AM and needed to scan whatever it is