catwithabirthdayhat · 6 months ago
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fuck @b3achysurfur
I hate that bitch so muchhhh!!!! whenever I think of her my brain pops in a bunch of little pieces and I reach of my book to bang my head against. talking bout "Logans a bitch" THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACKKKKKKK!!!!!! get something new to talk about besides that and informing us that you're legs are open 24/7 like McDonalds(fuck them free Palestine) for mike banner
also happy late birthday bb
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🚨🚨EMERGENCY 🚨🚨 EMERGENCY🚨🚨
they're having story time 😭
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feniksido · 1 year ago
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The Giant Demigods with loud semi formal speech have cornered the Goth market
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lygma-nygma · 6 months ago
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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-
And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??
And then it's literally never brought up again.
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nex-has-gender-envy · 6 months ago
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Face-eating is a form of love
⟩⟩Inspo⟨⟨
ABSOLUTELY CHECK THEM OUT . IT'S AWESOME !!
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latenightsundayblues · 1 year ago
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I imagine their banter and bickering in the process of killing someone would deal greater psychological damage than the torturing itself
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clown-creep · 6 months ago
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Collab with @cinnabon0 (check them out!) 😄✨
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mikimeiko · 7 months ago
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The Expanse | 3x06. Immolation
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gayofthefae · 1 month ago
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Okay, simplest possible explanation. Core breakdown.
They had a character say that as an outcast, he feels like a mistake, but there is someone who makes him feel like he is not a mistake.
The show ends with him not being with that person.
The theme of the show is outcasts deserve to not feel like mistakes.
Do we honestly think that's gonna happen?
"There is one thing in this world that would make me feel like not a mistake, one thing specifically, nothing else specified. I do not have that thing and won't"????
Like he didn't say "a boyfriend" please realize, he said Mike. "I hate myself and there is a solution to that. That solution is not something I will receive and then the show ends. The theme of the show is receiving solutions to self hatred."
Like GIRL WAHT???
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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best friendisms
bonus <3
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honey-doc · 8 months ago
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Canaries: paralyzed and unconscious
Me: Look at everyone carrying them awwwww so precious <33333 I love them so much🩷💗💝💘💕❤️
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ender1821 · 5 days ago
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im a child of divorce
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#the bit is over when i say its over and even when its so joever for these two its not over for me!!! (once again i am on heavy copium)#anyway. thoughts behind the spoiler tags#gempearl#shiny duo#wild life smp#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#i feel like. i actually was expecting that#no but its so funny the one time the negative consequences of something does actually get acknowledged its the SL finale ‘betrayal’/j#like cmon fuck me i guess/j (BIG EMPHASIS. ON THE SLASH J. OKAY.)#but honestly though i did expect Gem to hold a grudge over the 2v1 in SL. and. its good that there are consequences???#it IS a ‘betrayal’ in Gem’s eyes. they were friends. they were murder besties for the last two sessions and then Pearl chose Scar over her#and its awesome man. [through gritted teeth] this is awesome man this will be good for character development ok ok ok. ok?#its also got something to do with Pearl having the red creep in. i think#because during SL Gem was like. nearly idolising the Scarlet Pearl persona while vaguely aware that her own reputation has a similar effect#and yknow. the horrors. the fact that their image is so heavily built on what others deem them to be and they can only play into it#but by the end of SL Gem gets ‘betrayed’ by this persona that she looked up to#and also her own ‘GeminiSlay’ intimidating image is also starting to fall apart. partly of her own will#and now shes watching Pearl slowly turn red again. and this time she knows its not good for her or Pearl#so shes distancing herself from it. shes ‘trying to fix her reputation’. she sees Pearl falling into it again and just. no. i dont love you#you betrayed me last season#but on Pearl’s end of things she’s already deep into the idea that as long as you say you ‘forgive’ someone then everything thats happened#in the past doesn’t matter and they can all be friends. and nooo absolutely no grudges will be held. no emotional repression here#so. because thats happened to her in her own team she thinks the same can happen with her and Gem#and thats so. im going to blow myself up now
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theghoulboysblog · 2 months ago
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ryan spraying shane with macha out of his mouth twice in the span of a few minutes. drinking is hard. he’s trying his best 🙏
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vigilskeep · 2 years ago
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do varric’s opinions on mages v templars change depending on da2 or what’s the deal
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jerrythebug · 4 months ago
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The movie outfits are so awful because Max('s intern) designed them himself
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hayaku14 · 1 month ago
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Sonoko and Shinichi are forced to attend high society parties together, mockumentary style
Interviewer: What do you do during these parties?
Shinichi: Sonoko and I people-watch. It's a great way to hone your observational skills and kill time. Sonoko is actually surprisingly good at it. Maybe the Queen of Deduction isn't too far off a nickname. (He says snickering)
*shot of Shinichi leaning into Sonoko and whispering something. Sonoko giggles and whispers back*
Sonoko: People-watch? *scoffs* Oh no, we gossip.
*shot of Sonoko whispering something to Shinichi as they both turn their heads slowly towards a man with messy hair straightening his tie. Shinichi whispers something back and they snicker for a second before swiftly turning their heads away when the man looks at them*
Sonoko: We gossip the entire time. (She says with the biggest shit-eating grin)
*the man leaves and Shinichi and Sonoko slowly look at each other and burst into giggles*
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