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fuck @b3achysurfur
I hate that bitch so muchhhh!!!! whenever I think of her my brain pops in a bunch of little pieces and I reach of my book to bang my head against. talking bout "Logans a bitch" THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACKKKKKKK!!!!!! get something new to talk about besides that and informing us that you're legs are open 24/7 like McDonalds(fuck them free Palestine) for mike banner
also happy late birthday bb
#d1 hater#/j#didn't even tell me act you're birthday😒#logan fields#what happened to “bestie”?#ALL JOKES#maybe
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🚨🚨EMERGENCY 🚨🚨 EMERGENCY🚨🚨
they're having story time 😭
#What if You were A BLUE MAN listening to STORY TIME with your half-feral BESTIE and you two were having SILLY TIME together#many such things CAN happen#so WATCH OUT#x men#nightcrawler#wolverine#kitty pryde#logan howlett#kurt wagner#nightclaws#logurt
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The Giant Demigods with loud semi formal speech have cornered the Goth market
#my art#bg3#baldurs gate 3#the demigod besties durge and aylin#i am extremely sad about them both so of course i had to joke about them a little#also guys ketheric isnt homophobic its just that he hates children of gods and they just so happen to be gay#enver gortash#the dark urge#dame aylin#isobel thorm#ketheric thorm#aylin x isobel#durgetash#ermmm what else#zenith
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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-
And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??
And then it's literally never brought up again.
#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself#Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard?#This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me#Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post#guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time#guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning#That post? Yeah#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#red robin#titans tower#Oh look more Tim and Jason content#I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it#This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about#You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out#batfam#batfamily
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Face-eating is a form of love
⟩⟩Inspo⟨⟨
ABSOLUTELY CHECK THEM OUT . IT'S AWESOME !!
#if something close to this doesn't happen in venom 3#whats even tHE POINT BESTIES#btw kromanjoma if there's in anyway issue of me using your art as reference let me know i can definitely delete this#i mean in no way to offend it just really remind me of symbrock#fanart#art#symbrock#veddie#eddie brock#venom#sony venom#lethal protector#we are venom#tom hardy#nex
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I imagine their banter and bickering in the process of killing someone would deal greater psychological damage than the torturing itself
#scream 1996#stuilly#billy loomis#stu macher#billy loomis x stu matcher#scream fanart#latenightsundayblues art tag#i made this to chill out a bit bc today was NOT my day bestie#a lot of shit happened and i already wanted the day to be over by 10 am#and i decided to pass by my favorite little bakery that a nice lady i talk to sometimes owns so i could get some honey bread#guess what.#its fucking closed. FOREVER.#its actually so over for me#i dont know how many more “fuck it we ball”s i got left#girl help im running out of “it is what it is”s
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Collab with @cinnabon0 (check them out!) 😄✨
#my art :)#art collab#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#the besties together!#frank frankly#julie joyful#Frank doesn’t know what happened since he followed the recipe exactly#Julie may have mixed up the ingredients#welcome home julie#welcome home frank#the ravioli bow tie xd
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The Expanse | 3x06. Immolation
#the expanse#theexpanseedit#amos burton#PRECIOUS BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH#i also love them and their odd couple to besties dynamic#i do NOT remember what happens to prax after this point so if it's bad i don't want to know ;_;#i made this#i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world
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Okay, simplest possible explanation. Core breakdown.
They had a character say that as an outcast, he feels like a mistake, but there is someone who makes him feel like he is not a mistake.
The show ends with him not being with that person.
The theme of the show is outcasts deserve to not feel like mistakes.
Do we honestly think that's gonna happen?
"There is one thing in this world that would make me feel like not a mistake, one thing specifically, nothing else specified. I do not have that thing and won't"????
Like he didn't say "a boyfriend" please realize, he said Mike. "I hate myself and there is a solution to that. That solution is not something I will receive and then the show ends. The theme of the show is receiving solutions to self hatred."
Like GIRL WAHT???
#byler#stranger things#byler themes#will byers#also having a setup to be like: we know what the solution is!#and then offering a different solution that just like 'your bestie gives you a big hug' after setting up something else is weird as fuck#unnecessary and arguably purposefully disappointing in how self aware and active it HAS to be to even have happened
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best friendisms
bonus <3
#do you think they have heart-shaped bff locket necklaces#barnaby has a picture of wally in his. wally's has a picture of an apple#no one told him he was supposed to put a pic of barnaby in it </3 tragic </3#now if you all will excuse me im gonna go eat tylenol cereal and also shove my head through the wall#they make me Unwell <3#Supremely Unwell <3#theyre!!! theyre besties!!! they are best friends!!! holy shit!!!#sniffling sobbing wailing crawling on the ceiling etc etc#what a time to be alive... to be able to Appreciate them....#big guy & his lil buddy.... OUAAWOOOOOOOOOOO AGHHHHH OUGHHHHHHHH#i think about barnaby and wally. i take minecraft damage#my healthbar has been dangerously low lately <3#scribble garnish#welcome home#barnaby b beagle#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#sobbing vfx. glass breaking vfx. car crash vfx. banshee wailing vfx-#if anything happens to them i will#Enjoy It Greatly!!!#i will! it would hurt So Fucking Much but id have a great time!#anyway drawing this took ten years off my life. at first i scribbled barnaby's paw Backwards#so i had to completely change half of it#and just. sigh. i Was gonna color it but it took more energy than i thought it would#and really! who has the Energy these days!!! certainly not me!#there are still Mistakes but yk.... whatever... its fine perfection is an impossible achievement anyway <3
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Canaries: paralyzed and unconscious
Me: Look at everyone carrying them awwwww so precious <33333 I love them so much🩷💗💝💘💕❤️
#something so special to me when characters are allowed to pick each other up idk#kekkai sensen does it a lot too I just notice when it happens#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#kabru#mithrun#senshi#izutsumi#laios touden#cithis#fleki#lycion#dungeon meshi spoilers#izutsumi carrying otta and laios carrying cithis and lycion carrying his bestie a 😭#pattadol being carried by senshiii#KABRU CARRYING MITHRUN for the hundredth time haha#cuties#I just love izutsumi’s expression#and WHAT is it about laios being the one to carry cithis that makes me so 💗 IDK BRO I DONT MAKE SENSE WHEN I TALK#of course size wise it’s the most practical but still soo cuuute
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im a child of divorce
#the bit is over when i say its over and even when its so joever for these two its not over for me!!! (once again i am on heavy copium)#anyway. thoughts behind the spoiler tags#gempearl#shiny duo#wild life smp#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#i feel like. i actually was expecting that#no but its so funny the one time the negative consequences of something does actually get acknowledged its the SL finale ‘betrayal’/j#like cmon fuck me i guess/j (BIG EMPHASIS. ON THE SLASH J. OKAY.)#but honestly though i did expect Gem to hold a grudge over the 2v1 in SL. and. its good that there are consequences???#it IS a ‘betrayal’ in Gem’s eyes. they were friends. they were murder besties for the last two sessions and then Pearl chose Scar over her#and its awesome man. [through gritted teeth] this is awesome man this will be good for character development ok ok ok. ok?#its also got something to do with Pearl having the red creep in. i think#because during SL Gem was like. nearly idolising the Scarlet Pearl persona while vaguely aware that her own reputation has a similar effect#and yknow. the horrors. the fact that their image is so heavily built on what others deem them to be and they can only play into it#but by the end of SL Gem gets ‘betrayed’ by this persona that she looked up to#and also her own ‘GeminiSlay’ intimidating image is also starting to fall apart. partly of her own will#and now shes watching Pearl slowly turn red again. and this time she knows its not good for her or Pearl#so shes distancing herself from it. shes ‘trying to fix her reputation’. she sees Pearl falling into it again and just. no. i dont love you#you betrayed me last season#but on Pearl’s end of things she’s already deep into the idea that as long as you say you ‘forgive’ someone then everything thats happened#in the past doesn’t matter and they can all be friends. and nooo absolutely no grudges will be held. no emotional repression here#so. because thats happened to her in her own team she thinks the same can happen with her and Gem#and thats so. im going to blow myself up now
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ryan spraying shane with macha out of his mouth twice in the span of a few minutes. drinking is hard. he’s trying his best 🙏
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#shane and ryan#besties fr#we are watcher#watcher pod#pod watcher#watcher podcasts#i find it so funny that shane doesn’t even give af the first time while ryan is freaking out 😭🙏#he spills on shane and is like “OMG I’M SO SORRY! 😟☹️” and shane is just like ”oh. okay. it’s fine. what happened? 🧍🏼♂️” NO reaction LMFAO#i got an anon ask about this and it reminded to to add it to my blog so THANK YOU ANON!!! 💛
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do varric’s opinions on mages v templars change depending on da2 or what’s the deal
#fascinated by his line here#i mean i do agree mages can be loyal friends sure much like. you know. people. youll never guess what mages happen to be#but LOYAL being the word choice that varric uses is kind of funny#who are u talking abt bestie. merrill?#it feels like its supposed to be a ref to mage hawke but that is very much not the worldstate
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The movie outfits are so awful because Max('s intern) designed them himself
#jerry draws#jli#justice league international#max lord#j'onn j'onzz#beatriz da costa#tora olafsdotter#guy gardner#Blue Beetle#ted kord#booster gold#art that breached containment on twitter. let's hope it doesn't happen here. I'm never drawing popular stuff again#it's too much for me. either way! look at Maxie! he tried so hard! his besties do not appreciate his effort. what a bunch of haters#i don't like Guy's and Hawkgirls outfits that much. but I'm waiting to see the movie and have the plot explain them to me#idk i just wish they were more fun and whimsical
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Sonoko and Shinichi are forced to attend high society parties together, mockumentary style
Interviewer: What do you do during these parties?
Shinichi: Sonoko and I people-watch. It's a great way to hone your observational skills and kill time. Sonoko is actually surprisingly good at it. Maybe the Queen of Deduction isn't too far off a nickname. (He says snickering)
*shot of Shinichi leaning into Sonoko and whispering something. Sonoko giggles and whispers back*
Sonoko: People-watch? *scoffs* Oh no, we gossip.
*shot of Sonoko whispering something to Shinichi as they both turn their heads slowly towards a man with messy hair straightening his tie. Shinichi whispers something back and they snicker for a second before swiftly turning their heads away when the man looks at them*
Sonoko: We gossip the entire time. (She says with the biggest shit-eating grin)
*the man leaves and Shinichi and Sonoko slowly look at each other and burst into giggles*
#sonoshin#suzuki sonoko#kudou shinichi#detective conan#dcmk#dc prattles#I LOVE SONOSHIN FRIENDSHIP SO MUCCCHHHHH#they!!! are!!!! besties!!!!!!!!!!#also i wanted to draw this but it's been rotting in the drafts for so long it felt like a shame to keep it there#ANYWAY MORE SONOKO AND SHINICHI SHENANIGANS PLEASEEEEE#also i feel like sonoko would be one of shinichi's go-to sources when info gathering for any case that has anything to do with#celebrities and stuff#and people from high society#also fashion stuff#and also sometimes the gossip on whats happening in the big business moguls of japan#she'd reluctantly know these things cos she's being pushed to be the heir still#anyway again more sonoko and shinichi shenanigans!!!!!!
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