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corviddrawsstuff · 5 months
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“I didn’t think Etho would hurt me, I just didn’t think he’d protect me” “I would never attack you in a million years” “you would fail for me?” “I don’t know if I would go that far Bdubs.” “Betray Etho- I would never” “In the spirit of the game - I don’t hold it against you if you do go for me” “I’m not going for you and I’m directing everybody away from you, I want you to win”
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apollos-boyfriend · 8 months
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jaiden hugged the artwork of her and bobby :((((((
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catholicjinx · 1 year
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petekey ask making me lose it
im still thinking about it now. youre not in this alone anon
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dcspiteevcrything · 7 months
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never talking to my male coworkers about b.g3 again lmaooooooooo (i'm genuinely hurt by them implying i don't know how *real* d&d works despite having been playing it for almost a decade and telling me that i'm playing the game wrong because i don't want to play a durge)
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local-dragonfly · 1 year
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my relatives ❤️ jokingly misgendering me
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but what if sashamilla started having subconscious effects on each other’s minds when they first started falling in love. what if the set list at milla’s mind party started to play some experimental ambient that she couldn’t recall adding. what if one or two of the cube faces of sasha’s mind started to shift from white, grey, and black to a familiar orange, red, and pink. what if i ate drywall
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emwheezie · 3 months
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Who are you choosing if my characters were in a dating sim?
Lennon:
Gremlin mode
Daddy issues
Bad hair
Musical/Creative genius. Perfect pitch
Ambitious
Doesn't shower
Ate a lasagna once
Doesn't know how to use his words
Fights drywall
Movie watcher
Chicken addiction
Street smart
Closeted Weezer fan
Dunkin Donuts
Shoes on the bed
Green Day
Might be silly
Goes up the stairs on all fours
Stressed/depressed/poorly dressed
PBC singer and lead guitar
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Tony:
Purple
Crazy driver
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Mall pretzels
Catholic school survivor
Emotionally smart/book smart
Stressed/depressed/dressed to impress
Afraid of getting old/ugly
Wants to fight the MBTA
Might be delusional
throws up from anxiety
Redbull and Taco Bell
Loves dogs
Green Day
Poetic
Saw Moses (biblical) in the woods while high with Theo
Bisexual
Lactose intolerant
Finds meaning in everything
Always in a relationship
PBC bassist and "manager"
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Enzo:
Evil
Might have killed a man
Man Bun
Posts on DeviantART
Loves dragons
whispers and shakes
Future tattoo artist
Movie connoisseur
Might be a furry...?
LOVES the Saw movie franchise
Protective and loyal
Street smart
Stays up all night in the dark
In an online relationship
Does what he wants
Doesn't waste time
Sparkling water enjoyer
Tea drinker
Never listened to a music in his life
Guitarist in a band (PBC)
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Theo:
From New Hampshire
Asexual
Golden retriever personality 
Grew up with 8 siblings
Joined the military after High School
Eats Oatmeal?
Doesn't wear a seatbelt
Outdoorsy/hiking adventures
Works at a club/bar with his wife, Gia
Is a cinnamon roll
Emotionally smart
Saw Moses (biblical) in the woods while high with Tony
Calls music his "funky jams"
Forgets his shoes
Mtn Dew
Forgetful
Kidney Stones
His appendix exploded once
PBC drummer
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Park:
Loves alcohol
Hates the government
Hates the IRS
Has never paid taxes
No sense of personal space/very touchy
LOUD
Climbs things
Grilled cheese enthusiast  
Dunkin Donuts manager
Aliens are 4 realz
loves video games
Wicked smart
Goes to MIT for like space engineering or something idk
Makes monkey noises
"I have to be both the sexiest and most mentally challenged person in the room at all times"
Obsessed with skin walkers
Conspiracy theories
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Oli:
Photography/cinematography 
Graphic design
Urban Explorer
Abandoned things
Summer time vibes
Lives in sleeveless shirts
Black coffee drinker
health freak/gym rat
Smokes cigarettes (hey we all have our vices)
Secretly gay
Chronic complainer
Works at zumies
Does graffiti 
Runs from his problems
Travels for work
Drives a modded Subaru
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Alyssa:
Preforms unethical experiments in the sims 3
Loves cows
So many many plushies there's no room for her in the bed
weezer fan
Talks a lot
Lots of keychains/charms
Maximalism!
Assertive
Good listener
Workaholic 
HAS to be the BEST at anything she does
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Rosie
Grew up with strict parents
Working too many hours at Dunkin Donuts
Former ballet/dancer
Likes to bake and really good at it!
Compulsive liar
"I have a twin sister who goes to another school"
Gets jealous easily
Body image problems/eating disorders :(
Emotionally Immature 
Spider eyelashes
A nose ring is "rebelling from my parents"
Currently in college
Afraid of change
Emotional support eldest daughter
Loves to sing
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captain-mj · 2 months
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Are we gonna get a part four for love potion pretty please I‘m eating drywall right now
Of course!!
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Soap went into the woods that night with Ghost to search for the beast. Well, that’s why Ghost invited him. He was collecting some of the ingredients for Roach. And then he did it the next night. And the next. Eventually, it had been two full cycles of the moon. 
Ghost had become slightly more lax around him. Not much, but if his armor exposed some of his skin or he just didn’t know what to say, he let Soap know. He joked with Soap. Soap was pretty sure he smiled at him. He swore he heard it in his voice. 
Right now, Ghost casually took off his mask. This far away from his beloveds, his eyes were normal. His hair had been cut a bit shorter since they had last talked. Soap wanted to draw him. Or kiss his freckles. Or both. “Hungry?” 
If he had less of a filter, he would’ve said yes, for him. The time together did not do him any favors. Instead of finding flaws with him, something to convince him that his crush is stupid. All it did was make him want him more and more. Sometimes all he wanted was to press his face against Ghost’s neck. 
If he was honest, with all of his spare time being used for Roach as well, he had a similar feeling. He wanted to press against him, kiss him breathless.
It was a good thing neither wanted him as it would impossible to ever choose. 
Soap nodded. “I could eat.” He pulled his bag out and sat down to lean against a tree. He expected Ghost to pick a different tree to sit at but instead, he sat right next to Soap, thighs almost pressed together. “We do this for how long, sir? Won’t Lord Roba miss you?”
“He’s found his time with me.” Ghost sighed. “Always does.” He stole a piece of the goat cheese Soap had and popped it in his mouth. 
Soap watched him, fascinated with how his teeth chewed through things. He took a piece of the fruit Ghost had and ate it quietly. 
Memories faded. That was part of the passage of time. But that night had been sealed into his brain. Ghost in the throes of pleasure, head tilted back, mouth open. Soap knew he could do better than them. With no spell, he was sure he could do better by Ghost. 
Maybe it was a bit of a wicked thought.. Especially with what he knew Ghost went through. But God that did not help his feelings for him. He wanted to kiss him desperately. To touch him. Run his fingers through his hair. Press against him. 
“Finds time?”
“In the morning. Today he decided to get my time before I left.” 
Soap glanced at him, biting his jealous back. Now that he pointed it out, Soap could see the bites right at the edge of his collar. “Hmm. And when do you sleep?”
Ghost laughed. “I don’t sleep.”
“Elf thing?”
“Ghost thing. Never slept well. Especially not now a days.” Ghost closed his eyes. 
“Did they do something that hurts?”
Ghost paused and glanced at him. “Why do you care?”
“I want to know if you’re hurt.” Soap answered honestly. 
He seemed to accept that answer as he nodded and looked away again. “Some cuts on my thighs. I can move just fine. My fault?”
“How was it your fault?”
Ghost finished his food and sighed. He glanced at him. “Haven’t found the thing yet. They’re punishing me until I find it.” 
Soap nodded. “We’ll find it.” Or he’d die trying. He hated the idea of Ghost being punished for the crime of not being able to track a creature that might not even exist. 
Ghost sighed. “I hope we don’t. I can take it. It’s just a creature following it’s nature. Doesn’t deserve to die for that. I’m used to being hurt.”
“You joked about eating it.”
“I’ll make the most of it if we do. I won’t hesitate to kill it. But… I don’t want to. I stopped wanting to hurt anyone a long time ago.” Ghost smiled and closed his eyes. 
Soap swallowed and chose to sit in silence with that. He looked at him, wanting to kiss him. 
Simon looked at him. Soap could feel the difference. Something changed from one second to another. “Johnny.”
“Simon, do you think if we were miles away, things would be different?”
“What do you mean?”
“If we were somewhere else, miles removed from everything, what would you do?” 
Ghost thought about it for a minute. “I’d go home to Roba and Pilar as soon as I could.” 
Soap felt his heart break. “Ah. I see. Let’s keep going.” 
Ghost nodded and got up, pulling his mask back on. 
The two of them ventured further out and Soap looked for the last two ingredients on his list. Something from Ghost and foxgloves. They had something to do with deception and the breaking of it. 
Soap had no clue how he was going to get something from Ghost. He did tell Ghost he was looking for foxglove. When asked why he’d need foxglove, he fumbled before just awkwardly explaining they were his favorite.
Ghost had stared at him for a minute before they continued through the night. As the moon started to set, Soap realized it was another night without the plant he needed and another day where Ghost would be punished for not finding this fucking thing. 
Soap sighed as they circled the entire town. “Guess we’ll have to call it a night, Simon.” He turned around and paused. 
Ghost had a bundle of foxglove out. “Here. I passed some earlier.” 
Soap swallowed and took it slowly. “Thank you.” 
Ghost nodded and left him alone there. Soap looked at the flowers in his hand and swallowed thickly. His hand came up slowly to touch the buds. 
It took him a long time to walk away from that spot as his head spun. But eventually he did. He went straight to Roach. 
Roach who beamed when he saw him. Roach who always let him stay longer than he needed to. 
Roach who took the foxglove and noticed an important detail. 
Ghost had used his handkerchief to hold the stems together. 
“Everything I need.”
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We’re on the fifth one now (I think)
Thank you all on your support of these! 🤟
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Y/n: You look like a mess
David: very funny pick on the guy WHO CAN’T SEE HIS REFLECTION Y/N GEEZ
Y/n: Therapy. Therapy is your Christmas gift this year.
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Y/n: Fire is just chilled out electricity
Dwayne: Y/n I don’t think that makes sense
Paul (high): nah it makes total sense bro
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David: you’re music taste is overrated Y/n
Y/n: and so is smoking but I’m not judging you for the fact that you could stop smoking and could still have lungs left in your decaying body.
David: …
Star: Damn Y/n..
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Marko: I wanna eat drywall, it looks crunchy
Paul: dude, it would taste so good, and it’s like eating those dipping candies
Y/n: *bites wall* I’ve been lied to
Dwayne: Y/n what the fuck
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Max: I don’t play favourites
Y/n: then why is there a drawing from Dwayne put higher up than Marko’s and David’s? In fact why is Paul higher up than David?
Max: …They were placed like that randomly..
Y/n: Dwayne isn’t even a golden child! Yesterday he flipped all your shirts inside out and then tried to hide a spider in the closet!
Max: but he doesn’t smoke
Y/n: oh really?
Dwayne: *high as a kite* Whoa, were your walls always this white Max?
Max: fucks sake
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David: I take pride in being the badass one
Paul: and I take pride in being the goofy one
Marko: Being cool looking is mine
Dwayne: I take pride in being taller than any of you
Paul: that’s weird dude
Y/n: yeah take that you tree
David: you’re at least to his shoulder Y/n, I wouldn’t be surprised if you turned into tree stump
Y/n: I hope your blood circulation sucks
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Y/n: I ate a penny
David: Y/n, What. The. Fuck.
Paul: what did it taste like?
Y/n: blood
David: WAHT?
Dwayne: like metal you mean?
Y/n: yeah but I don’t think we have copper in our blood
David: how the fuck do you know what specific metals are in our blood but decide to eat a penny?
Y/n: why not?
Marko: yeah David why not?
David: …
David: I’m going to strangle all of you
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Paul: I got stabbed
Dwayne: what?!
David: how the heck did you get stabbed?!
Paul: well a guy came up to me with a knife and I said “what are you gonna do? Stab me?” And he did
Marko: well I mean he did stab you
Y/n: yeah I dunno what you were expecting him to do…
Paul: obviously kiss me y/n jeez
Y/n: oh shit, you right
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Thank you all for your support on these, I really love making them ❤️
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coiny-beefy-die · 3 months
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I ATE DRYWALL!!!!!!
I had to search up what that was...
So, you ate a wall?????
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knightlousee · 4 months
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what if i cried cookie run? what if i curled up in a ball in the corner of the room and ate drywall? what if i cried like a baby?
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apollos-boyfriend · 8 months
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is. is cellbit playing the fucking song of healing.
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pillowspace · 9 months
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I fell asleep HALF AN HOUR BEFORE IT CAME OUT AHHHHGHHHH
What HAPPENED I missed all the streams :((((
Okay so I'll deliver the lore to you straight. Cassie exploded like half of the building then the DCA scuttled towards her on all fours like "hey you little beast why did you do that" and she was like "idk because it would be funny" and they dragged her to the Dark & Empty which was also known as the Unfortunate to repent on her sins but then she escaped through the cell bars and fk ukcing ate literally all of the drywall from the rest of the building like all of it so uhh monty showed up but hes cool though so he started eating the drywall WITH her until the DCA came running to chase them both down with a battle axe they found in the ballpit so cassie and monty decided to become the drywall to hide but then it turned out that they really just liked being drywall actually so they stayed there for the rest of time then the game ended. there was a post credits funeral because no one knew that they had become the drywall they were just gone i guess. idk you had to be there
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sleepsleepnotwoke · 12 days
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April 15.
6:30 : I woke up. Liv was having bad dreams. I had 2 coffees and got dressed while consoling her. I didn't wanna go to work. I grabbed leftover dinner from the fridge, switched my insoles from my rubber adidas to my cheap jordan work shoes, grabbed my backpack and tool bag and went out to my car.
8:00 : I showed up at the office. Its liv's exam week so she doesnt need a lift to school cause theyre all online. I'm always early. Today my drive took me about 10 minutes. I left late and everything. Mondays I go to the office, most other days I just show up where I'm needed. B***** the office lady is taking some time off (I guess), and as usual I show up before the boss. I clock in and clean some old cardboard and garbage from the warehouse. I have a chat with L***, the architect. He tells me about some DJ software he uses and tells me he ran a DJ company for weddings and graduation parties for 26 years. Every time we chat he always reveals something cool like that. After a bit I go out to the front room of the office and hang out with Z**, S*** and N*****. J**** is late, as usual. After a while chatting like that, I check my phone and realize I had a call from my dad (who is also my manager). He says there's a couple of things to do around some properties out in A**********. I like those properties cause nobody is really out there except for R****, the super of the property. He's nice enough but he always talks about stupid shit and doesn't listen back. That's one thing, he's old so I kinda expect that. But if he catches you out by his properties he'll give you all kinds of work that's his responsibility but he doesn't want to do. Luckily, I avoid him as I pull into Building A.
10:00 : Unit 302 has some pretty bad water damage. I throw on the new Super Eyepatch Wolf video to listen to while I work. Above the window is a huge sheet of drywall, heavy, warped, and half fallen out of place. I start by trying to slice it up. I saw and saw and saw with my utility knife. I make a cut about 2 inches into the sheet. No dice. I decide hitting chunks off with my hammer would probably work better. I give it a hard whack and make nothing more than a small dent. Awesome. It looks like the repeated wetting and drying have turned the naturally flaky, wafery drywall to what is equivalent to a solid piece of cement. At this point, my grade 11 and 12 auto shop teacher's words ring in my head. "There are surgeons, and there are butchers. You should aim to be a surgeon, but butchers exist for a reason." I start tearing down the sheet with my hands, careful not to disturb the L-bracket that holds the bad piece of drywall to good ones around the window. From the ceiling falls several dead wasp nests and what appears to be a birds nest. No critters in there. Lucky me. I pack up the debris I've made and toss it in one of the garbage bins around the property.
11:30 : this is why I like a********** properties. Nobody ever does anything around here. At the end of my last little bit of work, I cleaned up the hole I made with my knife. With that solid drywall, my blade broke off like I was trying to carve the hole out of a lemon wafer stick. I just spent the last 20 minutes fucking around, trying to find a new blade. Nobody breathing down my neck or telling me to get back to work. It's kinda nice. Once that's done, I remember I was told to help out cleaning up the properties. Normally what that entails is moving garbage people are too lazy to throw in the garbage bin from the side of the bin to the inside of the bin. At the main hub I go to at this property, the bins are overflowing with junk and there are 4 twin sized box springs, 2 couches and several bags of garbage to the side. Hm. Down the line of houses and apartment buildings on the street, lots of bins that are much emptier. Guess I'm doing some hauling.
11:54 : I've scoped out some empty bins, and I've thrown some couches and shelves into them. I never ate breakfast, so I eat lunch. Today, I will be eating leftovers, a luxury I don't normally have. Normally, I'd eat at Wendy's, A&W, or grab something from the hotplate at the Foodland around the corner. But today I'm eating the Thai chili chicken on fluffy jasmine rice I made yesterday. Saving money never tasted sooooo good. At this point I'm listening to a video from one of my favourite channels, ANIKI, about the history of the yakuza from the 17th century to today. I grab a seat in my car, roll the windows down a crack because it's getting hot out (finally) and chow down.
12:05 : I finish lunch. During lunch, I think about how my car really needs an oil change, and how sometimes the "check coolant" light pops on. With the weather changing, I understand the latter and that doesn't worry me. The former? A little more pressing. There's one mechanic I trust in town. It's hours are the exact same as my work hours. I use my car for work so I can't just drop it off and pick it up at the end of the day. And one of those "half hour oil and tire change" places? Forget it. My mom got one of those a month ago and she's had nothing but trouble with her car since, from them explaining she needs a new fly wheel which she didn't pay for, to a transmission fluid flush that she did pay for, which immediately sprang a leak, stopped working, and needed to be repaired at the garage I trust that I mentioned earlier. I can change oil no problem, I just don't know where to dispose of the old oil. Maybe I should just lean into being scummy and throw it in the lake or just let it drain into some Tupperware and throw them into public trash cans. Much to consider. Much to stress over, more like. But for now, I'm back to slugging around old dirty wet couches and beds. I would ask myself why I don't get a desk job doing data entry and sending emails, but I know I'd be just as whiny and complainy there as I am here. At least here I get some exercise and some sun and a decent wage. My town isn't exactly a hub for business, but this is where I live so I take what gets doled out to me. There's a real meth problem in my city. Everywhere you go, you see people pushing shopping carts full of jumper cables, old shoes missing matches, and pounds upon pounds of sweets, eyes bugged out of their heads, screaming at people, twitching and itching all over. I've been having a nagging thought over the past couple of months that, while that seems less than optimal, I'm kinda at my breaking point. Should I just give up on regular society and run with that society? Or should I finally do what I've been thinking about since I was 15 and just kill myself. I know everyone says life gets better as you get older but I found that hard to believe back then, and I still do today. For now, I haul garbage.
2:49 : moved around as much junk as I could. There's still a couple of couches and a huge mattress by one of the bins but they don't fit in my car and the next empty bin to the one they're next to is about a kilometer away. I still have an hour left at work today so I may drag them over. I may not. Who's to say. I may just hang out. That's the beauty of working at the farthest property from the office. Nobody's gonna say anything! Since I last logged my stuff here, I went out to the D*** road property. It's a lazy Monday, I'm done all my make readys for my move ins next month so I'm not stressed, and I just cleaned up some garbage there. There's a lot less to do over there. One box spring, a couple cardboard boxes, and an old bathtub. All tossed in a bin. I caught one of the cleaners out there and we talked. I'm bad with names, so I can't put it here, even in a redacted form. She's nice though. We just talked about how expensive shit is getting, and how much of a dickhead our boss is. He drives a ferrari. He's a landlord. He's kinda a local villain. He sent me and everyone I work with an email to explain that we wouldn't be able to get in touch with him cause he's skiing in the north pole right now because business is so bad because hamas terrorists killed a bunch of innocent colonizers on the other side of the planet. OK man. I've worked here since the beginning of January and I still haven't seen him. And this is his second vacation of the year. Last was at the south pole. Thoughts and prayers dude, I hope you can crank up rent even higher soon 🙏. During my chat with the cleaning lady my bestie sent me some pics. During high school we were super tight, but their parents moved to Nova Scotia on our last day of grade 11 and they've lived there ever since. But just yesterday they touched down in Alberta for a summer job out in the mountains at some kind of resort. Included in some of the pics they sent me was a trailer park at the foot of some mountains. Doesn't that just seem beautiful? I'm not a man of excess, I'm very very easy to please, I think I could do well in a cheap double-wide with a view. I think I could convince Liv to get out there with me. She's in school right now so it would probably take a year or two. But I've talked about moving all over (even to alberta) so many times this is all just another pipe dream. That being said, best of luck to the homie Llewellyn and all of their future alberta endeavors.
4:00 : leaving work. Didn't do any more cleaning. Just sat around.
4:26 : just got home. Liv stayed home to study for her exams. But she cooked me some Ramen and hot dogs that were ready when i got home. Thank you Liv ❤️. She's watching a YouTube video where some Korean guys bite things in a kitchen, and some of the things they bite may be cake. It's a beautiful warm day out so I put down my tools and stripped butt naked, sat down on the couch, and dug into my food. I think I'm going to play some pokemon quarantine crystal on my phone.
4:54 : changed my mind and changed the TV to something we can watch together. Literally since I made that last entry to now I've been looking for a movie to watch. I settled on hereditary. It took me half an hour to find a movie. I think there's something wrong with my brain
5:15 : Liv wanted to paint so I'm here on da toilet thinking of things to paint
6:29 : I painted a face. I always paint faces. This one came out ugly. That's ok cause plenty of people have ugly faces. I feel ugly so I wanted to make something kinda ugly. I had a beer and now I'm laying in bed. I never nap but I feel like I want one right now. I asked Liv to wake me up in 20 but idk if I'll actually fall asleep at all. Guess we'll see.
6:34 : instagram was always fucking dumb but now it feels extra extra dumb.
8:29 : Liv came in to "wake me up" (I didn't sleep) but she climbed into bed and we held eachother and we had sex. We left bed, she continued painting and I played some Persona 4, which I haven't played in a bit. Good news everyone: Yukiko Amagi is safe!! Me and Liv are going out to get Boba now. Liv's painting is really pretty. A long time ago she painted one really similar to what she's painting now, so this one is kinda an update. A psychedelic bust of a headless pink and yellow lady on a royal blue background. She says she's gonna have flowers busting out of a crack in her chest and her head hole. I can't wait to see how it turns out.
10:04 : it's the end of the day. I took my garbage out and passed my downstairs neighbors in the hall. We said hi. Paper recycling today. I've been slacking on that one. I don't care about recycling, it's just that it tears the regular garbage bags so it's easier to put it in a bin. So it's all outside now. I took a quick shower. I didn't wash my hair because I don't like the way it looks after it's been washed, all poofy and round. I blew my nose in my hand and it was still black from the dust in the unit with the warped drywall. A symbol of a hard day's work. Well, maybe not that hard. Either way, I'm in bed right now. Liv is calling her mom. They're tight. When she hangs up, we'll probably watch some simpsons or seinfeld and fall asleep hugging eachother all soft and warm uwu
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wild-raven-and-crow · 4 months
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Hello. How it is to have a raven as a pet? What conditions are best for the pet raven? Can this animal been kept in a flat?
Ravens need a lot of attention and space, but any place that was enough room for a human child would be enough for a raven, so assuming that the raven would be loose most of the day in an apartment, that would be fine. I let my ravens loose in my house all day even when I'm not home and they're fine.
Ravens or crows seem to be quieter and happier when they have another of their own kind, but even alone they are not nearly as loud as parrots, so I don't think noise would be a big issue. (Although they might try to wake you up in the morning.)
Having ravens around means that anything fragile like glassware or electronics would need to be in cabinets whenever the raven was unsupervised. Many years ago we had a rescue crow, and when unattended he removed the keys from my husband's laptop and then ate the "bugs" (rubber springs) underneath them. It was hilarious, but also rather expensive when we replaced the keyboard.
Having a raven around is a lot like having a child that flies and likes to eat drywall. It would be a good idea to place perches away from the walls. If the perches must be next to the walls, put a layer of plywood against the wall. I have taped up cardboard near my perches, so the ravens rip it apart instead of the wall. I have covered the area underneath every perch to catch dropped food and poop, and that catches almost all of the mess.
Recently, Munin unexpectedly decided to rip apart a box that contained some irreplaceable heirloom teacups. She dropped the cups on the floor, but amazingly they didn't break; I moved them somewhere safer and replaced them with a toy. It is best to just accept that you will lose a few things to the ravens, and keep a sense of humor. My rescue crow years ago ripped apart and hid dog food in a book that was given to me by my grandmother, and now it's sitting on my shelf with her message to me inside the cover, and a shredded bookcover that reminds me of how wonderful that winged lunatic was to have around.
If you have any other questions, please ask! (Sorry I was a little slow to respond to this one.)
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gaykneecaps · 5 months
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pinnochio diss track just came on on shuffle. what if i ate drywall
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