#what the hell am i gonna do without shitposting.

[strxnged]

just wanted to quickly let you all know that i'm taking a short break from tumblr while i embrace my Cool Camp Counselor era this week. i'll be back on july 21st in time to post the next chapter of A Chasmic Mistake. my blog will still be running on a queue but i won't be online at all (or i expect not to be, you never know).

cheers! don't miss me too much!

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Lisa, Beidou, and Yae Miko with a reader who worried that they are going to leave them / aren’t interested in them.

(Genshin Impact) Lisa, Beidou, and Yae with an insecure S/O

Man one night we go from pelvis breaking shitposting imagines to really sad topics. What the hell even is this blog's posting?

Lisa looks shocked upon hearing S/O's thoughts.

She stays silent for a moment, her finger silently tapping the side of her teacup, politely waiting for them to finish.

(S/O) "-...I know it's unfair of me to think that of you but I can't help but think of it. Why choose me? I must be boring compared to anyone you could've chosen."

(Lisa) "..."

S/O says nothing else as they stare silently, seemingly ashamed that they vocalized their internal struggle to her.

Lisa gets up from her chair before taking them into a gentle hug.

(Lisa) "There are lots of people in this world, S/O. Sure, some of them may be smarter, better looking, or whatever you can think of. But I don't care about them. The only person I'd want to be with is you."

Feeling S/O lean into her hug after saying that, she begins to smile.

(Lisa) "I chose to be with you, S/O. I don't, and I never will regret being with you."

Beidou and S/O drank inside her cabin to celebrate a successful sailing with the crew of the Crux.

However their conversations had gone from stupid smalltalk to a pretty heartfelt discussion.

Although the beer they had helped loosen their tongues, they could think coherently. Which is why what S/O had told Beidou surprised her.

(S/O) "-...Am I really gonna be able to keep up with you and the others? I feel like I'll only drag you down..."

Beidou slams her drink down before shaking her head.

(Beidou) "Drag me down? Hell no, you can't drag me down. The person who matters the most to me could never."

Calming herself down to not scare S/O, she puts her head onto their lap.

(Beidou) "I don't ever want to hear you say that about yourself again. I'm with you every step of the way, no matter what. If you're doubting yourself, then I want you to believe in me. Because I believe in you."

Yae quietly listens to S/O voice their insecurities to her. Their voice was barely a whisper, but her ears were able to pick up every single word.

(S/O) "Someday, you'll probably grow bored of me, right?"

(Yae) "...S/O, are you aware of how long I've been alive?"

(S/O) "...I-I know it's been a few centuries at least-"

(Yae) "Then you must be aware of all the things I have witnessed throughout that time."

S/O quietly nodded. Yae held up a hand before they could speak of.

(Yae) "I do not think you are. I could have simply chosen to ignore you. There are many people who are far more interesting than the both of us, believe it or not. And there will continue to be such people."

Yae moved close to hold their hand, though her expression told S/O that she was completely serious and not about to tease them.

(Yae) "Why on earth would I spend my time with someone I didn't care about?"

They looked like they were about to cry before Yae turned their face towards her and gave them a kiss on their cheek.

(Yae) "I may be alive long after you're gone, but I would not dare to think of the life that could have been without you."

[nomsfaultau]

Daily ask №26!

The lambs wolves fear edition!

1. I would very much like to HUG. EVERY. SINGLE. DOPPELGANGER. (Aka the Not! Tommy, Wilbur and Techno) Are doppelgangers supposed to be somewhat evil entities who literally kill people? Yes. Do I want to hug them regardless? Absolutely. Will I die or get attacked? Possibly. Will I not think about the moral repercussions of being affectionate towards the personifications of chaos and evil? Nope. Your post made me too sad.

2. How did you get the idea for TLWF? Or ideas for certain things in the plot if there were andy prominent inspirations and you wanna talk about it.

3. How would the meet-up between the Fault crew and TLWF go? I assume that TLWF!Phil would be quite freaked out by everyone. Perhaps the dopplegang (actually I really like that name it's so silly) could yk get an example of the fact that supernatural beings can indeed live and love. Also am I wrong or are both Wilburs somewhat.. similar? Kinda? No idea I only know them through shitposts anyways.

4. What is TLWF!Techno doing? Like, the actual Techno I mean. He's possessed right? So is he like trapped in his own mind watching the whole thing play out? Is he dead? Is he idk, just temporarily not conscious?

5. If the dopplegang and the people they're replacing net up, not as enemies and without any context as to who the other is, do you think they'd get along? Like, if they met in different circumstances, could they have been friends?

1.Their evilness really depends on the imposter, and if they know you’re aware they’re a monster. “Wilbur” is mostly depressed and desperately trying to be Wilbur, and isn’t inclined to violence. He’s also the weakest of the bunch, dealing only in illusions and forcing the truth out of people. Dangerous socially, not physically. Becomes simulatenously more wary and more desperate for a hug if he knows you know. “Technoblade” is very deadly both as a physical fighter and with their legion of undead ghosts. But they’re unlikely to attack unless threatened or they can see some glory in it. If you know, they will kill you to prevent the knowledge being spread. Likely painful, but a very quick death. Now “Tommy” is the biggest threat, both because he’s extremely powerful and also bloodthirsty. He’s the closest to evil, though it’s also sorta a mask in a way since he’s from hell and it’s the only way you stay safe. Bit of a nurture situation. “Tommy” will very much enjoy slaughtering you though, so it’s not really a consolation and more background info. Slightly less likely to murder you if he doesn’t know you know. 

2.It came from 2 areas. A. I realized the dark sbi AUs I see always have Phil as the most powerful in control one. So I wanted one where he’s human and scared and panicking. Unfortunately Phil is gonna Phil and so the character almost immediately began scheming for a way to survive, save his children, and get revenge, but I TRIED. I can’t recall if the egg imposters had happened yet or if I knew about them, but, come on Phil would deffo sense his kids were replaced and do something about it. It’s weird becos he’s very much vulnerable, but also is manipulating the imposters. It’s for the survival of him and his kids, but also the imposters are increasingly obviously hella traumatized/abused and are willing to change for love so like. Mm. More interesting than initial plans but I’m still searching for weak and scared Philza. 

B. I have this DND character who is a changeling called Not Soren. He’s super duper messed up but is so bubbly and whimsy about it. Is obsessed with the human child they were sent to replace because obviously he’s perfect if both the kid’s parents and the archfae want them (unlike Not Soren). Anyway that was floating around in my head, plus working on the Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fae au and was like yeah sure this can be a fantasy setting too. “Wilbur’s” thing was down, and so I then came up with different types of children replacements from folklore. It was also originally just a random AU idea to toss out so I didn’t put in that much elbow grease, just went with a classic demon Tommy and ghost possession to fit Techno’s voices. 

3.First and foremost if this is after a certain arc Filbur is killing any double on SIGHT. But putting that monkey wrench away… PhiLambs is uncomfortable with the powerful guys, but they haven’t actively stolen his children and pretended to be them, just share some similarities, so he isn’t necessarily scared and angry against them, but is extremely guarded and cautious. And his fawn instinct is through the roof at this point so he’d act very friendly. Fhilza and The Blade would hear his heart rate and try to put him at ease. “Tommy” probably immediately tries to pick a fight with Fhilza when he discovers he can shape-shift and breathe fire too. Fhilza thinks of him like feral brat teen Filbur 2.0, and tolerates “Tommy” biting him. The Blade is just staring at the tiny scrawny child and is like….nahh that ain’t me. Thinks the ghost stuff is sick as hell. 

As for character growth, The Blade and Fhilza introduce “Tommy” that violence CAN actually be used to show love, just directed outwards not at your Dad. Which means Philambs is way safer and 100x more stressed. Oops. If we ignore Filbur’s testimonials, the anomalies can teach “Technoblade” that actually not all humans will betray you if given the chance. Now, getting them to trust Philambs more is debatably a good idea, but still. 

Hm. Not sure Fhilza would notice that Philambs is lying through his teeth when showing affection, since Fhilza usually needs to be pointed in the direction of a problem before he can help. But maybe Filbur notices and mentions it to him since well it’s not its problem but maybe someone should say something. And normally Fhil wouldn’t bother being nice beyond what’s polite, but well he doesn’t like when children are treated poorly so I think he’d poke about it. Like hell is Philambs opening up about th problem, but I think Fhilza’s advice is to just clap him on the shoulder and say ‘You had 3 kids. Now you have 6 good luck mate’ and walk off. Which might do a lot of good, especially since Philambs has now seen that monsters can be normal and unthreatening. 

The Wilburs have some overlapping characteristics, like desperately wanting to be human, neglected childhoods, charisma, trust issues. Main differences is “Wilbur’s” idol worship of Wilbur + insane self loathing. And when they first meet Filbur hisses and claws and Fhil, meanwhile “Wilbur” adores Philambs.

4.He’s part of the legion of ghosts now. Conscious, but not in control in the slightest, drowned out. Debatably dead? His body is wasting away at the very least. “Technoblade” cares deeply about Technoblade, but isn’t good at the having a body thing. 

5.Already “Tommy” and Tommy get along like a house on fire even despite the replacement. Absolute harbingers of chaos, though they butt heads on who’s leader. But also it’s fully likely that if “Tommy” met Tommy without the intention of replacing him, he’d just kill the kid for the lols. 

“Wilbur” could possibly encounter Wilbur if he escaped the Fae Wilds before being sent to impersonate. In which case he’s desperate for shelter, and probably doesn’t think he can earn it as himself. “Wilbur” would be impersonating some random guy when seeking help from Wilbur. Wilbur is kind enough to let him stay, and curious and clever enough to poke holes in whatever story “Wilbur” comes up with to explain why he needs help. With a little testing he figures out “Wilbur” is fae, but isn’t put off. The acceptance helps “Wilbur” start unpacking trauma and actually tell the truth. Wilbur probably isn’t the best person to help with that, but can go ‘that’s rough buddy, why don’t you go trauma dump on my Dad instead-’ 

“Technoblade” likes Technoblade, hence choosing him as a vessel. I think Technoblade would find “Technoblade” kinda boring tho tbh. They’re the type to get quietly intent upon a mission, and Technoblade can hyperfocus too obviously, but he’s a lot more conversational about it. And he’s not big on their thing with honor, and soldiers, since anarchy broooo. Alas, this TBH and IDK creature duo just don’t click. Which I think tracks since “Technoblade” and Technoblade have the starkest contrast between impersonator and original. I’ve distinctly tried to make the personalities between the dopplegangers and actual personas different, to various degrees. I want to capitalize on reader’s familiarity with SBI to get into the uncanny horror of this well and truly only pretending to be them. Similar, sure, and sympathetic, but ultimately only illusions of SBI.

[herblay]

Every song on BRAT and which BNHA character it's about (aka redemption round) (but it's only tangentially about MY fic)

I made a shitty shitty post about which Charli song was which BNHA character. I wish to redeem myself. Bring this in line with my Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess post (tbh this is much more my usual music taste, the Chappell is a departure largely just because I LOVE her voice) and do a character per track. That said, it is about my shitty little fic, the one I'm writing on the Aye Oh Three, (it's called Never So Strong and it's bad but whatever it's Mido but she's a wonderful lesbian because I am gay and I like women) This is also slightly harder than Midwest Princess because uh. Genuinely none of the main characters on BNHA would ever do coke. And it's kind of needed for the vibes. (Wait actually Todoroki would probably do coke once. Just to see what it was all about. Lmao) Tbf even the villains are pretty tame. Like I genuinely don't believe Shigaraki has done coke. He doesn't have that energy.

This is a challenge. A personal goal. Can I make this work for characters who would not know how to cut a line? MAYBE. (also I'm really fucking lazy and piecing together the story I wrote into the order it's supposed to be in is really hard unexpectedly so this is just to give myself a break from that. I don't write chronologically and this makes editing a nightmare)

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

360: All Might. I said earlier this was about him, and it is. He's so Julia. He's everywhere, legacy is underrated, he sets the tone, etc. Like come on. The man IS the picture of the modern hero. This is him. He is the fucking icon.

Club classics: Mic. Wait I low-key hope he's tried coke once. Anyway. He's our DJ. He's our music man. And he's got a list of absolutely fucking banger friends. Classic. He is classic, and he would dance to his own shit. Let's fucking go. This works for him. (he's a really fucking minor character in my fic but he's important to me ok)

Sympathy is a knife: Bakugou. COULDN'T EVEN BE HER IF I TRIED. This is him at the start of his arc. The guy is spiraling and me too bestie. The jealousy and the fucking insecurity. Yes. Thank you. Banger. And the lack of just control making you feel helpless. Very yes that.

I might say something stupid: Yogi Toshinori. Yeah that's right. I'm gonna hurt your feelings. He definitely feels like an outsider as himself and not All Might. And that's just how it is. It sucks when you had the world and lose it. And it hurts. "I'm famous but not quite but I'm perfect for the background one foot in a normal life" BYE. "I don't know if I belong here anymore"

Talk talk: Uraraka. I just like her. I could see her being like this about liking someone but not really knowing if it worked. (COUGH MIDO EARLY IN THE STORY COUGH) And well. "I wish you'd just talk to me" because REAL. Besides that though the ~vibe~ of this song is very Uraraka. Light. Fun. Good.

Von dutch: Hawks thinks this is about him and who am I to take that away from him?! He should b in the club and this is for him when he goes to the club! And he does that little dance (what the commission wants) because without it he'd be nameless! (haha what) PUT YOUR HANDS UP

Everything is romantic: A struggle to narrow down but I'm going with All for One but like ironically. Like he's blasting this while he's watching the world burn at his behest. And hey I think he'd be big on the Romantic literature tradition. He's a French lit nerd in my heart so therefore. This. But again know it is not genuine he's just baiting you.

Rewind: Mitsuki Bakugou. I think she probably misses when her bestie Inko wasn't in constant worry hell and when her son wasn't a holy terror sometimes (yes yes save your fucking parenting discourse for somewhere that's NOT my Charli shitpost) and his little tiny bestie wasn't scared and breaking bones 24/7. Wouldn't it be cool to rewind.

So I: Hi this song makes me fucking CRY. BAWL. This is also any One for All successor to their predecessor. Midoriya to All Might, All Might to Nana, etc etc. It's okay to cry. It's okay. The gnawing guilt, the pain, the loss. Yes.

Girl, so confusing: This is Momo Yaoyorozu singing about Midoriya Izuku in my fic specifically and I love it. And they WILL work it out in the remix. (Yes Izuku is so Lorde) (Bite me)

Apple: Todoroki. Which one? Yes. All them kids are getting the fuck away. Like come on you can't tell me Shouto wouldn't be blasting this shit when he tells Endeavor he's not gonna act like his son. All of these kids deserve a banger about an absolutely rotten relationship.

B2b: Dabi and Hawks. Nuff said. I've been over this, I love them as a messy relationship with messy messy vibes. And a club BANGER.

Mean girls: Bubble Girl. I like her. I think she's more important than she is in canon and I want her to be the fucking break-your-boyfriend's-heart girl. She's so fucking cool. (Also a sidekick with a quirk that's objectively not that OP I KNOW she's fucking badass) (I deserved more Nighteye agency shenanigans in canon so I'm giving them to myself damnit)

I think about it all the time: All Might. Thinking about his child. Well, the child he adopted after said child did a fucking stupid thing just to try to save a bully. Iconic. And the fear of running out of time, the fear of losing a career you've worked so hard for? It works. Ty.

365: Brother really none of these characters would do coke. Not one of them. What am I supposed to do here? Well uh. I think I'll give this one to Gran Torino. Because fuck it man, I think he prolly did coke once. And I hope he was fucking BOUNCING off the walls.

BONUS TRACKS REAL QUICK: Hello goodbye is Midoriya Izuku with a little crush and I love it. Yapper, scared, hello hello hello hello hello. Guess is. Wow. None of these characters. I'm. Wow. Uh. Ig Midnight. But like. I love slutpop but IT DOES NOT WORK FOR THIS MANGA. Ig Dabi can have it. He seems like he'd be down to whore around. Send him to the Dare, Hawks is with it. Spring breakers is obviously the League and it's a banger and I support them. Never get invited cause they're such fucking haters, you could change their lives but like let's be so forreal you wouldn't dare. On the news w a DUI stare. I think Toga would eat with this song tbh. I love Toga.

This was fucking hard, I think I'm never doing Charli music for BNHA again, it requires a property where the characters have done coke. Copious amounts of it. And probably ecstasy too. And like. Pro heroes? Cops? Naw. On the other hand do you know what property could fucking KILL with Charli music? Assassination Classroom but they're all older. I know Karma would be doing coke. I know it. Ok that's all xoxo back to getting my fic in order.

[metalphoenix]

Matt Murdock has a Tumblr

This came from from a conversation I had with my friend @marvelvibess and was posted with their permission. 

-Matt got tumblr around the time he became Daredevil, maybe a little before

-He has three kinds of posts: Pulitzer worthy treatise on morality, truth and justice, the most unhinged shitposts known to man and incoherent nonsense, there is no in between

-He gathers quite a following 

-He post 2-3 times a week exclusively in the middle of the night

-His user is BlindJustice666

-Everyone is like who is this fucker and is he ok (the consensus is that he is very not ok) 

-Sometimes he posts things like “I think God wants me dead” and everyone is like ok mood but are you good??? (he’s not)

-People genuinely can’t tell if he’s a devout catholic or a troll (plot twist he’s both) 

-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: God has forsaken me to live for my sins. Someone: Understandable have a nice day 

-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: *audio clip of someone screaming* Someone: Understandable have a nice day

-He either has the best tags or literally none 

-Everyone is like this person either has a PhD or dropped out of High school and they don’t know which

-Someone: Hey OP what do you do for a living? BlindJustice666: *longwinded answer about serving truth and justice that clears nothing up* 

-The post after that is the same ask except this time he responds “well sometimes I punch people” 

-No one knows whats up with him but they love it 

-He gets the most batshit asks and he answers every single one

-After season 3 Karen and Foggy find it 

-They go to the Upper East Side to read it together thinking their gonna have a laugh but end up sobbing instead 

-They make it a weekly thing to go somewhere he wont here them and read his new posts to check up on him.

-They sometimes send him anonymous asks to check in with him

-When he posts incoherent nonsense they know to check for a concussion  

-He’s somehow unaware that they found his blog 

-Matt makes a very angsty and dramatic post after the fight with Foggy in season 1. Everyone offers to fight the friend he’s talking about.

-When Foggy finds this post it hits him how shitty he was that night

-At the beginning of Season 3 he makes some very angsty posts that low key makes everyone worried he’s gonna kill himself (their not wrong)

-Every few months he posts something thats a red flag 

-Matt figures out his autistic from tumblr (he’s absolutely autistic and you can pry that head canon from my cold dead hands)

-He finds out because he posts something and someone responds “hey OP you ever hear of autism cuz I’m like 99% sure you’ve got it” 

-He’s like 😮😮😮 {three shocked emojis} and does’t post for two weeks which is worrying to everyone because because its around the time he’s made a red flag post but he comes back and starts posting like nothings happened

-He deep dived into researching autism and figures out that he indeed has it

-This is around season 1 and he tells no one

-he makes some posts about it months later 

-Karen and Foggy find these posts after season 3 and are like “fuck” and start trying to surreptitiously accommodating that without letting him know that they know

-He stops posting right after Midland Circle (obviously) and everyone is worried

-The first post after is “Sorry I disappeared for a while I died for like a week them my arch nemesis tried to kill me and I kind of think I’m hallucinating???” 

-He posts “why do I fail at everything? I can not even die properly. God has forsaken me to live. His retribution is worse than Hell itself” after his Season 3 suicide attempt and everyone is worried (as they should be) 

-After that people send him asks like hey please keep living you make out lives better 

-He absolutely looses it when he sees those asks and Maggie finds him sobbing on the floor. he’s like “oh no they don’t know how terrible a person I am”

-He makes a whole post apologizing for playing them and making them think he’s not a monster

-no one believes it

-Eventually Karen shows Sister Maggie the blog so she can also keep an eye on him. 

-Her user name is just maggie 

-She doesn’t really post anything but if she did Tumblr would love her 

-Matt never makes posts with info that could be linked back to him

-However he does make some posts that are supposed to be “fun stories” from his childhood 

-He has some posts about Stick

-BlindJustice666: *random super fucked up story about Stick* So that was a weird thing that happened lol. Everyone: *concern* 

-Everyone is mildly concerned that he was a child soldier (Their not wrong) 

-Everything he posts is so incredibly specific or very very vague

-In conclusion Matt needs a tumblr like yesterday, he’s just the right amount of chaos to fit in well here      

[southernmermaidsgrotto]

egg cleanse -> eat egg -> net zero cleanse

Good shitpost, bad bruja advice

Hope you don't mind me taking this opportunity to educate a little further.

If you wanted to curse someone or transfer whatever malignant thing you had on yourself, then by all means make them eat the egg, seasoned even. I think on that we can all agree on, based on the most widespread western laws of magic, but for brujería specifically? there's much theory beyond that.

Logic without the cultural context would tell you just that, this thing goes out, same thing goes in, the net "energy transfered" should be zero, right?...

Wrong. Even just from a physics standpoint, a net zero energy transfer is quite ideal but unrealistic as heck, there's always some energy that's gonna be lost in the process. But we're not talking about physics and energy here, we're talking about spirits who have wills and needs of their own. Brujería all across latin america has roots in native and sometimes african practices of the different indigenous people who've lived here pre-, during and post-colonization, aswell as in some cases our african ancestors and their own spiritual and magical practices, and what we all have in common is some or other form of belief in spirits (rather than "vibes" or "energies"). So it's not energy transfer, it's spirits you're removing from a person and capturing somewhere else, to get rid of them in whatever way your tradition prefers to do so.

Energy is just energy, it follows the laws of physics and does it's thing without judgement or reasoning. It will do so regardless of our intervention. Spirits are a whole different thing. At best, they'll be spiteful because you tried to get rid of them, at worst, they'll put every effort into making your life a living hell because you tried to take away their sustenance (that was you!), so it's not as easy as "eat egg -> net zero" it's rather "eat egg -> willingly invite into yourself an angry spirit who's already been making your life difficult and is more than a little pissed right now"

Again, I'll remind you all that I do not work within your regular "vibes and energies" world view. I am afroindigenous, that means a lot of deep beliefs in spirits and spirit communication, on the spirit nature of illness and problems as well as health and blessings, and thus it's more than just energy being moved around. Everyone is free to believe what they choose, but from a traditional brujería standpoint? We're talking spirits and they have their own agenda, so you need someone who understands the nature of that spirit, what their agenda most likely looks like (depends on how simple minded or not they could be aswell) and thus, what the best treatment or solution for each situation is. I'll always appreciate humor and I'm open to discuss these type of things, but I do ask you to approach this with a good amount of respect aswell, as POC have had quite enough of our beliefs and practices ridiculed.

[mememanufactorum]

Things I've said to my friends out of context (July 2023 edition)

* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED.

Stop tiptoeing your fucking death.

I see someone else has played Project Wingman.

Get your Taco Bell orchestrion roll.

I already know the smart thing to do in this situation, but when you're both enforcing it on me like this, it makes me want to buy it out of spite.

It'll just make my bank angrier, that's all.

Don't you flimflam me here, fucker.

HOW MANY LAYERS OF NEGATIVES ARE YOU GONNA BE ON?

HEY YOU WANNA SHOOT SOME OUTER GODS?

Have we just been Mandela Effecting ourselves this entire time into thinking that [name] was ever smart?

But there's a lot of little factors that probably wouldn't end up killing things that are already basically dead.

Dogs don't tend to like fireworks.

He wanted the magic fire stick.

I have TWO legs.

Where's the part where God sends down legally distinct Godzilla?

God wants to pick a fight with the human race? We're going to shoot God.

We don't quite have the power of God and anime on our side, but we do have the power of anime and a ridiculous defense budget.

One guy manages to survive and put out his own fire by RAPIDLY SPINNING on the ground.

Sure hope he found out he can punch his own shotgun blasts.

You know the funny thing? I wasn't about to yell at [name].

Man goes "Who the hell is Story of the Year?" I felt personally attacked.

I learned to claw and I liked it.

Just don't stare at the mirror, that way you don't have to worry about the mirror demons.

Whatever you do, don't look up Tallgeese Flugel.

Everything exists so [name] and [name] can slam and jam.

So I have finally found something that made me experience cringe overload for the first time in years.

I feel like I got gut-punched.

How the fuck did you make it through 90% of this game without ever using items?

You know how my ass has consistently played Pokemon since I was a kid? Pick my starter, literally use nothing but my starter, Unga Bunga my way through 100% of the game. Wing bang boom done.

Thank God we don't actually live in Armored Core timeline shenanigans, because something like this would probably result in war crimes between corporate mercenaries using mechs.

Missile launcher: Not actually a missile launcher. Just fires non-explosive, pointy, metal rods.

I also have food, you're not so special.

It wasn't just that I walked into a web, it's that fucking spooders kept shooting webs at me.

That's super fucking rude of you.

Fuck it. Take me, YHVH.

I'll blare Ace of Spades by Motorhead the whole time while we're on the freeway and the whole trip will take less than 2 hours.

Drop the bomb on me, [name]. I'm ready.

But if the dog comes to me and refuses to leave me, I have no choice but to give the affection.

I want to go back to the times where I could shitpost openly again.

Bad cosplay. He still has two arms.

So [name] is about to get BAJA BLASTED for once.

I am not sure what to say other than the fact that this sounds like an intricately layered shitcake.

Surely you would not mix and match M&M's and Skittles together, right?

You're both fucking creatures.

You fucking nondescript entity, beyond a creature at this point.

So I reserve the right to sit back and heckle from my heckler box.

I bet you ate it like a squirrel.

[glass-warehouse]

NICHOLAS VINTEREN

oh god i did it. i'm gonna need a shirt that reads; i'm an artist! ask me about my hand! and then on the back, SPOILERS: it hurts.

anyway here is my MC just before it all goes to shit. something something peacock feathers symbolising pride something something the height of pride before a fall—you get me?

BONUS!!!: here is a shitpost i drew as a real insight into how i felt for about 35% of the process.

You don't have to read this if you don't want to. This is my rant and criticism space, it's really more for me. Thanks 7 years of conditioned behavior.

I considered this piece abandoned a few months ago. Just as I was starting the first pass of shading I saw a massive error. I'm pretty vigilant with my layers, keeping copies in case I need to go back and fix something, but I thought I was all done and dusted. Ready for the next stage. So I had no backups. At this point I'm too far in to easily fix it without making a huge mess and it was a massive motivation killer. I couldn't stop thinking about it and I didn't want to continue, so I left it.

Months later I came back, the work I hadn't finished was perfectly fine, I thought it looked good. I decided that I was going to finish the piece even if it killed me even with the mistakes. It happens to all of us. And man I am so happy I continued.

I could've kept going on it to be honest, but I had to put a stop somewhere. There are problems, things I wish I had or hadn't done, but for what it is I'm damn pleased with myself. So I'd say it was a success :)

The last 45 minutes were spent on the background (look too close and I'll kill you). There wasn't even going to be one before then. Glad I stuck out the extra time even though I was fucking exhausted and ready to have my hand completely crushed by a large object.

Around 75% of the way done I notice that my auto-saves are causing my laptop to freeze. I know hefty files can do this but it's only a full body drawing, not what I'd consider hefty. Well it turns out that past me thought so highly of this piece, before it was even a sketch, to have it be in 4K RESOLUTION. That shit is crisp as hell, drink in all that clear detail, so long as Tumblr doesn't nuke it from orbit. (Future me here to say that yep, it got nuked. Guess I'll be the only one who gets to see it in high def, just what I wanted lmao 😒)

It sucks even more because I'm noticing the lack of clarity on another piece I'm doing, but I 1. don't need 4K quality and 2. my laptop can't take that level of a beating every time CSP auto-saves. Yeah I could turn off auto-saves but that feels like just asking for trouble.

Also yeah, I'm doing one for Hebe. It won't be as detailed as this piece because, unfortunately, that ability is on cooldown. Doesn't mean I won't try my hardest regardless, I just fear what might happen to me if I try that again too soon. I don't want another 3 month long shutdown. (As I write this I'm literally at the same point in her piece as I was with this one just before I gave up, lol)

[lyrker]

1 n 3 n 19 n 31 n 50 for the oc asks !!!!

THIS GOT SO LONG IM SO SORRY HAVDJVS

1.First oc ever ?

I’m gonna have to pass this one to good ol’ Leader Decrose. I REFUSE to get into the backstory of how he came about, but in this old world I never dive in anymore, he’s like ? A refuge i suppose ? A set of four characters (including my self insert) were based on cards and his was the diamond.

3.Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else ?

Odd situation but I GUESS ?? There’s a few but one I like is named Polaris and they’re like. a dying star. And their big brother figure is Cyrus, aka cc who thought the key to transitioning was dismembering yourself and using dark magic on a lifesize frakenstein doll he made.

They work in a fucked up lab but like, fucked up as in goofy as hell. They’re so silly (:

19.Introduce a character that means a lot to you and why

*SLAMS JACE IN FRONT OF YOU* I love him an insane amount.

Jace Luong was away when the apocalypse striked, lost his daughter thag he blames himself for (but he could never save her anyway), accidentally shot a guy and had to step down from his military position, more for his mental sake than anything, ended up using his best friend, and that last one sounds so bad. and it is. But it is for this Reason that makes me shake him like GRRRR I LOVE YOU. WHY DID YOU DO THAT oh yeah i’m the author loll !!

Because the point of Jace is that. He wants to help so fucking bad but he keeps Messing It Up. He is not evil and I cannot say that enough—he is very “the means justifies the ends” but that does Not mean he doesn’t feel bad for using Noah as a lab rat. When Noah came back to KILL HIM he cried because someone Came Back For Him, even if it was to kill him.

I don’t wanna take up too much space but it’s because he’s not evil just severely fucked up from losing his daughter and the life of being in a world filled with zombies that he’s trying to rush to make some sort of cure, so he can save people, so that people can live again instead of just survive, but he goes about it in a horrible way that, honestly, was probably inevitable.

He’s special to me because he’s a fuck up, but he’s genuinely really really trying. He is not a good person, though.

(also if he was a tma avatar he would be of The Lonely or Eye and that’s so silly)

31.Pick an oc and explain what their Tumblr blog would look like.

I’m going to go with RAYNE because he probably DOES use Tumblr, knowing him. His layout is green but also he’s probably using the Goth/Rave color pallet because he thinks the colors are nice and he’s a 3 am user so that dark mode comes in handy. His pfp is like, his favorite pokémon but with a ditto face.

He reblogs pokemon stuff—screenshots, fanart, memes, etc and he’s Definitely gotten into discourse abt the best game. Also he’s totally a Nightvale listener so throw in some Nightvale posts. I think he reblogs a lot of shitpost art but also just art in general.

And of course, the occasional cat photo and tumblr trademark textposts.

50.Give me the good ol’ oc talk.

I WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT NOAH & CO. BUT I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THEM so here’s the MoMOF crew, named after the lemon demon song “Mask of my Own Face”

It’s a classic high schoolers sci fi horror story, think stranger things except without mike bc i hate him (did not finish watching stranger things)

Basically, six kids, Rayn, Rowan, Alex, Ash, Zach and Winston are friends ! Yippee ! Average middle/high schoolers.

And one night, Rayn and Rowan (dating) are just hanging out. Rowan is conked the fuck out at Rayn is gaming on his DS, and then he gets a text from Alex saying “Dude, why tf are you outside it’s like 2 am ???” and Rayn is confused outta his mind.

“Wdym i’m literally at home rn.”

Alex attaches a photo, a shot looking thru the blinds of their window of what looks to be Rayn.

Rayn sends a selfie back of the Charmander he just leveled up and Rowan fast asleep.

And it Can’t be him if he just sent that photo, because the beanie he always wears was handmade by Asher himself—whos this guy ?!?

naturally, they text everyone, everyone’s yelling in a vc and was NOT asleep like they should be, and Rayn gets the FANTASTIC idea to go and see who the person is. Alex is yelling that they will personally stab Rayn if he does.

He does anyway.

and they’re too far away now for Alex to see, but they’re watching their phones and when Rayn finally approaches the other Rayn the camera flips and it is missing Half Of It’s Face and then Rayn hangs up.

And they Cannot Find Him.

So for weeks they are searching for Rayn and are scared out of their wits about Why there were Two and they told the police, but they don’t believe them all too much.

But Rowan finds him one night, at the edge of the forest. Half of his face looks tk have been torn away and his hat and coat is gone and he looks run ragged but oh. Oh no.

That’s the real Rayn.

And it turns out, the Rayn they’d been staying with recently was a clone.

And he’s babbling about something, saying they “Can’t trust Winston”

And at the same time, Rowan gets a call. And Zach sounds like he’s running for his life, because Winston cannot talk, let alone sing, and Zach heard them whispering the lyrics to a song he doesn’t know, and ran for it.

So, while they found Rayn, they now don’t know where the real Winston is. And it’s kinda all about not trusting each other but also wanting to stay together because What If Someone Else Gets Taken, and they can’t trust anyone at All because they won’t believe them, and they could be more clones.

Other stuff happens; Ash is going kinda insane, Alex, as the eldest, feels like they have to be the parent of the group because god they’re falling apart and they can’t stand to see it, Zach doesn’t know if the things he’s catching on camera are real or not, and there’s also an almost murder and also arson !! Both by the kids (:

It’s a fun world i like to play around with because the kids dynamics are all super fun <3

[enderthevulpix]

JSE COMMUNITY GREET

Preferred name: Ender

Preferred pronouns: They/Them

When did I start watching Jacksepticeye: I started watching Jack in 2014, via Markiplier playing FNAF.

Why did I start watching?: I was getting into FNAF, but thought he was weird (no offense Jack, you're fucking awesome) so took a small hiatus until 2018 when Jack started playing Subnautica

Favorite thing about the channel?: If anything, it's his energy. He's so chaotic sometimes and I love it because it reminds me so much of my little brother when he was like 9 (he's 13 now and has ditched the hyper attitude)

Favorite ego?: Imma have to go with two basic bitch answers. Anti and Chase. One of them because yes and the other bc birthday buddies

Community member?: I'm an artist, editor, and shitposter. I would be an author, but that's only limited to Quotev and Wattpad.

What else do I enjoy?: I mean, I started to watch Jack through Markiplier, so there's that. Also, I have so much shit to deal with that I can't focus lol (cough cough Undertale, cough cough Minecraft cough). But seriously, I love DND, fantasy shit, things in that group.

Am I open to nice messages and new friends?: Hell yes! If you're gonna follow someone or try to be friends, don't be an asshole! If you're gonna be an asshole, then don't interact with said person! Just block and go away without harassing fans!

Except for bigots and people who f/ck (as in that kind of f/ck) other living things that shouldn't be f/cked in a moral and legal kind of sense. They can just go away. Forever.

Original prompt is right here:

[berrycake99]

*I got more than 10 followers so time for a corny ahh intro post*

well HELLo!

Here are some basics that I will pin for you to decide if going to Hell with me is worth it or nah.

WHAT DO YOU POST?

Mostly memes tbh. I am very unserious. I have a lot of various interests but I draw a lot of Hazbin and the Vees shitposts here. If this will forever stay a HH blog depends, I think it prolly will since we got a lot more seasons to go and I can always make another account for different stuff!

PRONOUNS?

Any. All. Idc, you get to choose!

WHAT IF I'M A MINOR?

Don't give a shit. Personally, I think if you're under 13 you shouldn't use the Internet yet, but hey who am I to say. I do not believe that minors and adults cannot interact, especially since a lot of this fandom is either teens or adults no in-between. I am not a creep, so I do not "fear" interacting with a minor, or person of any age for that matter. I'on give a shit if you're 12 or 80, if you like my art, you are welcome to engage.

IS THE CONENT YOU POST SFW?

For the most part yes. As I said, I usually just shitpost funny stuff. Although, if I post some NSFW in the future I will tag it so please be sure to block these tags if you're younger or just uncomfy with those kinds of content: #nsfw #nsfw suggestive

To make it clear, I don't think I'll ever do 'hardcore' NSFW, so when I say NSFW it'll more likely be suggestive at most, but just in case, I'd like for anyone who's a minor to block both tags. If you don't do it and see sth you don't like, then don't blame me. I ain't your mamma, I can't make you do sth and I'm CERTANLY not gonna be responsible for you disregarding warnings.

DO YOU KNOW THAT VALENTINO IS PROBLEM-

Respectfully shut the f*ck up.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOME OF MY STANCES ON RANDOM STUFF, HERE'S SOME RANDOM STUFF ABOUT RANDOM STUFF:

On Valentino's morals, On Alastor's sexuality, Fandom hate

WHAT DO YOU WATCH?

Mostly cartoons and anime tbh. As I said, I am very unserious. As for the rest, I have like, 5 shows I've watched and 3 of them I rewatch every year again and again because I love them so much.

GAMES?

No. Not a gamer, sorry. The only game I play is some phone games like "Dancing Cats" which was made for neurodivirgent toddlers and 40+ year old mothers who finished Candy Crush. It is an extremly annoying game that makes everyone around me want to jump off a bridge if I play it without headphones and I love it so much. I also like puzzles!

DNI WHEN?

I honestly don't have a list, basically just don't be a cunt.

I tolerate a lot so I don't care as long as you're not dragging ppl just to be a hadur.

Remember kids, everyone can be a bitch! So let's try to be nice for a change ❤️

I WHEN?

You like Hazbin/cartoons and you're not being a cunt❤️

I follow a lot of different ppl and interact with different blogs, simply because my interests are all over the place lol. We do not have to be mutuals for me to love what you do! But also, I love all my mutuals thank you for keeping my faith in humanity 🫶

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION 👇👇👇

Meme pics credits: 1. By me, 2. By @x1lema , 3. Og screenshot scene by @villainboygirl with some of my IQ 1000 spice added ✨

[m1ckeyb3rry]

OOO if you ever did I’d love to see what teams you make…if you do it I’ll do it too HAHA and fr!! I love the pokemon universe the stories and lore like sure there’s the happy go lucky my bff pal narratives but there’s also the darker more serious stories which I think is great

No fr….like I can only imagine if there were more women in bllk something tells me they’d just be slapped in for fan service only….

And yeah!! With the exception of aiku and sendou I don’t really see any of the others making it…I think narratively it’d be cooler that way too to show how bllk really managed to hijack the team and prove their worth!!

Bestie going through it fr LMAO she’ll have her moment…this is just for the plot and character development lolollll

Ok good because I was about to be like am I really out of the loop wtf is rhyming ping pong…I can’t see it being played any other way either so I’d also assume your interpretation is right LOL

SHSHS BUT IF IT LEADS TO A GOAL ITS ALL GOOD crying fr like was no one concerned?? Also I always lose it at the fact that Rin literally had his face smashed in and the only one to check in on him was hiori like…Bachira and reo just spectating a few feet a way like guys call an ambulance or sth?? /hj LMAO

Karasu having beef with not just water but sea life is something I’ll now be integrating into my brain, like maybe his fear is heightened by those scuba diver videos where people like documenting their animal encounters and he’s like “bro they’re jumpscaring the dude that’s so not cool”

ANGST I can’t wait, gonna go back and forth between those and fwtkac like remy the rat took a bite of cheese and a grape and savor them all HAHA it’s actually crazy how writing acts as a conversion medium fr like piece was so good it’s changing my inner morals LMAOO (me rn) totally get it though life is crazy!! Make sure you get some rest in between!!! Will definitely read the hell out of it if it ever comes into being LOL I did indeed see your shitposts and omg the most recent one LMAOO you really got converted by fwtkac HAHAHA (honestly so real)

Oh god…there’s so many!! That nagi opp is one LMAO the global version also localized one of the ones with Bachira and Isagi where Bachira goes “ooh Isagi you got that rizz” (I died a little) but even better are the lines in the jp server right now!! I’m not sure if you’ve seen any translations for them so I’ll slap them down here (forgive me if they’re a bit rough the general gist at the very least should be accurate LOL) I’ll pick out the funniest bits because some get a little long LOL

Otoya and Chigiri:

C: why are you staring at me like that??

O: I was just thinking that if you put on some makeup you could become a really high level girl

C: wtf I’m not doing that, don’t you feel pathetic having such fantasies about guys like me

O: I’m desperate, bllk has some great training facilities but there’s literally no girls here it’s bringing my mood down

C: as if I care, I’m not playing soccer to get girls anyways

O: I bet your popular without trying

C: yeah yeah thanks

O: so were you? I was popular (said with audacity)

C: no comment. If you’re so popular why don’t you score enough goals and go meet girls outside for a day

O: good idea, thanks princess

Tabieita:

O: Nice practice is over. Good job Karasu

K: yeah you too. You had some nice off the ball and kick moves today

O: You were able to join my moves too, that hyped me up

K: ‘course, if I can’t understand your movements I wouldn’t be able to pass to you

O: you can see through my movements? Scary. You’re like a stalker

K: who are ya calling soccer idiot!

O: ooo an authentic Kansai comeback, I’m hyped

K: so you were just saying that stupid joke to get me to react like that huh…

O: nah you rlly are scary, it’s rare to find somehow who’s able to join my off the ball/shadow sneaking moves, idk what I’d do if you were my opponent

K: I’d abuse your weak points and make it so ya couldn’t sneak off

O: hah? No way you wouldn’t be able to keep up with my moves

K: oh ho ho is that so? Then let’s test that right now idiot

Hiori and player (Karasu crumbs)

P: …good work Hiori. Do you…want a towel….?

H: nice timing, thanks…but you’re looking even more worn out than I am, and I just finished practice. Did something happen?

P: yeah….actually I just pissed Karasu off….

H: Ah Karasu huh, I feel bad for ya. What’d he say?

P: After practice, Karasu said “Ah I need a towel, swap this one for a dish** for me”…

H: Ah~ “dish” huh…you thought he wanted something to eat too didn’t ya?

P: seems you get the picture. I asked him back “why do you need a plate?”

H: Ah I bet he was exasperated

P: Then he said “Do ya wipe sweat with dish ware?? I meant a new towel ya idiot”

H: ah but you didn’t know huh, what “dish” meant, it comes from the idea that a new one should be sparkling clean, like a china plate

P: looks like I didn’t study enough about kansai dialect..if I’m not more careful from now on…

H: well karasu’s the only one who make such a big fuss about it, don’t worry about it too much…oh if you ever don’t understand what I’m saying, just ask

P: thank you!!!

H: o-oh you don’t need to thank me like that, I think Karasu was also just trying to point it out purposefully. Kansai dialect is hard to understand sometimes

**in kansai dialect “sara” is used to mean new, but in normal Japanese it means dish/plate so the player gets confused like why are you asking me for a plate when in reality Karasu wanted a new towel LMAOOO I was trying to think of a way to translate it but couldn’t find anything appropriate unfortunately but I laughed so hard!!

Will def share any other funny moments I see but this fr just teleports me to fwtkac squishy hiori and bad mouthed Karasu LMAO

- Karasu anon

OMG OKAY I’M ABT TO SLEEP BUT TMRW I’LL DEF DO IT AND POST IT!! and i agree i think pokémon is mostly aimed at a younger audience so they never lean into just how dark the verse is but honestly some of the lore is super fucked up 😭 tons of fic potential honestly i think a really well done pokémon au could be FASCINATING to read

fr the fan service is already bad enough w anri….so glad they toned it down in the anime it’s BRUTAL in the manga!! why does every panel of her w the jfu mention her breasts 😓 like i get they’re trying to show that they don’t take her seriously but there’s so many other ways to accomplish that. like she’s 22?? have them make fun of her for being so young!! idk believe me i get that it’s realistic but the way it’s gone about is so 😐 especially given how much care is put into the boys’ backstories and appearances and whatnot…just feels like more of an excuse to sexualize her than to show her genuine struggles esp given how ego treats her

yes 100%!! aiku is def making it and sendou scored so he’s probably good but otherwise it would be a weird writing choice for any other u20 boys to be included like they were all irrelevant asf and had no build up…though ig that’s how hiori and kurona were and look at them now!! ig we will just have to trust the process 😔

bestie doesn’t realize that an enemies to lovers arc requires an enemies arc before the juicy stuff can happen 😱 she’ll get there one day HAHA if you think about it there is one hell of a red string tying her and otoya together because what are the odds that this random guy you meet once at some movie theater near your cousins’ house (not even close to where you live) ends up being invited to the same soccer camp as your best friend’s boyfriend, becomes bffs w said best friend’s boyfriend, and then play as a starter in the first soccer match you have ever attended/watched in your life?? lowkey fated to be together if i say so myself.

RIN WENT THROUGH IT IN THAT GAME AND NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON CARED (except hiori and kind of karasu?? at least he acknowledged it by arguing for a yellow card even if his motives weren’t to be caring 😭). reo and bachira treated that shit like television bro 😫 but honestly can’t blame them…also wait this is only slightly related but shidou being 18 and rin being freshly 16 (like he turned 16 right before/during blue lock i think??) is SO FUNNY BROOO why is shidou beefing w a child 😰 he is OLDER than sae and karasu!! like sae turns 18 during the second selection and karasu has an august birthday but shidou was born in july so he at his big age is just going around and beating up kids. idk why but i thought sae was older than him it’s crazy he’s not. that also makes it funny that karasu is all “they’re so immature 🙄” abt him and rin fighting because he’s literally older than you buddy…though you could argue that that actually makes it worse so maybe karasu has a point 😭

OMG BECAUSE HE’S AGAINST SURPRISE PRESENTS you know he does NOT trust the ocean nor any of its creatures…he heard about how much of it is undiscovered and noped tf out 😐 first time he saw a pic of an anglerfish he knew he would never be a swimmer even if his life depended on it!! PLEASE idk if you have a roku but he gets so pissed by the default loading screen being a fish tank that he makes his sister change it to be the roku city instead

i love going between angst and humor!! i wrote the first part of fwtkac and white butterfly days apart and sometimes i’m like wow these do not even feel like they’re by the same person 😫 omg the me x otoya post LMAOAAO listen it’s canon we’re actually kaneshiro’s fav couple 🙄 get ready for the episode otoya movie coming out next year…1h 31m of our beautiful relationship ❤️‍🔥 SKJDHGKJ i am afraid i have been well and truly swayed to the dark side as you can see 😔 tabieitaken the men of all time bro one chance w ANY of them and i’d be happy (although realistically i’d be happiest if it was karasu because he’s the most likely to stick around and also because he’s #bae)

OTOYA IS SO DESPERATE HELP??? someone save chigiri fr he does not need to be dealing w this nonsense 😰 and omg tabieita trash talk they’re so goofy i love them 💖 the “authentic kansai comeback” otoya is just stirring shit up for no reason 😭 such an instigator

PLEASE THE HIORI CONVO IS SO FUNNY it’s giving child apologizing to the retail worker their dad just yelled at…they are never beating the father son allegations i’m afraid 😭

[fanby-fckry]

Distracting yourself from your problems by making a bunch of semi-unrelated shitposts is a time honored tradition.

Source: voxblr.vox #unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss

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🥺

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3 min. ago

alright, alright, princess puppydog eyes. i’ll keep healing.

Source: sinstagram.vox #fr tho thanks charlie #i think i needed to hear that

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24 min. ago

smut writing tips: sexualise guilt

Source: voxblr.vox #writeblr writing tips

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1 hr. ago

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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1 hr. ago

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1 hr. ago

I’m right tho

Source: voxblr.vox #cut me some slack vaggs #i’m trying to distract myself from fomo intimacy issues and crushing shame

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2 hr. ago

I like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and thinking "I have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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2 hr. ago

Your impending execution should be your second priority! Your first priority should ALWAYS be your commitment to the bit!

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2 hr. ago

remember, they can’t kill you if you never tell them the punch line 😎👉👉

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3 hr. ago

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

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2 hr. ago

do u mean excited

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That’s it the bitch, thanks Vaggs

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i don’t have rizz i have one (1) big doll eye and many unsettling things to say

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4 hr. ago

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

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3 hr. ago

damn, angel, just @ me next time

Source: voxblr.vox #🤪 #jester’s privilege

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5 hr. ago

how can people be so rude and not feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

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if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.

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fuck

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ya know, I don’t think I’ve confessed to someone and meant it in over a decade?

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haha would it be crazy if I said I forgot how?

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today’s the day. i’m gonna do it.

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5 hr. ago

guess what I did not do yesterday

#fuck why is this so hard? #i don’t know what’s wrong with me #fuck i need a drink

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Do you think Dad stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?

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I made this post 7 years ago after my wife left me and my life was falling apart.

These 7 years have been some of the darkest times in my life, and considering how fucking ancient I am, that’s really saying something.

I thought humanity was beyond cruel, that Sinners were nothing but awful, irredeemable monsters. My daughter and her hotel have taught me otherwise.

My life is finally looking up. I’m starting to regain a sense of clarity I haven’t had since fucking Eden. And I have her, her Fallen gf, and their rag-tag bunch of Sinners to thank for that.

So thank you, Charlie. I’ve said it in person, but I’ll say it again here. Thank you for showing me that the gift of free will was not wasted. That what I did wasn’t all bad. I love you, sweetie.

Source: Know Your Meme #wholesome

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Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

[froothjuce]

The youtube mobile channel page redesign is fundementally wrong (big suprise, i know) (longe post)

why the hell is the banner in a box. just put the last fuckin vestige of customization we have left in an even smaller box so it looks like shit. fucking of course. its called a fucking channel banner they literally had it put together so it fit to the screen and it looked fine but NOOOO everything gotta conform to their "shove everything in fucking rounded boxes" aesthetic because fuck you and common decency i guess.

so heres the previous layout, courtesy of an old screenshot i took

and, like, this layout works. the spread fits well and acts as a good divider on the header on initial appearance

frankly in general I'm just tired of people rounding edges that really shouldn't be rounded

they did it to the video player on desktop, and i dont care if all you miss is like 15 pixels, its still really dumb just in concept

they want everything to be as bland and inoffensive as possible for the fucking adwords money, and they're applying the same principle to their fucking web design. they are burning our balls off for the insurance money.

this website is the only thing making me realize i'm not taking crazy pills and that literally everything is getting worse in more ways then even most people are talking about.

and you wanna know the fucking cherry on top? of all of this? here's the previous layout before that.

(only image i could find on short notice.)

…thats right. the new layout is just a much shittier version of the older one. like, i could get behind left aligning the icon. cause thats how they do it on desktop, it makes sense, you know?

and double guess, lets go back to the original goddamn One UI layout, the initial "taking the horse of user customizability and fun out back and shooting it to death." inciting incident.

(ignore that this image is like 5 pixels)

THIS IS A BETTER LAYOUT THAN WHAT WE HAVE NOW. THE LITERAL FIRST VERSION WOULD BE BETTER THAN THE FUCKING PRODUCT OF THE SHAREHOLDER ROOM THROWING DARTS AT THEIR DICK TO DECIDE HOW TO SIZE THE ELEMENTS.

and i have no doubt in my mind that they're gonna continue to make it worse somehow. they will take every last ounce of customization we have left. because thats what they always do. trust nobody. nothing is ever safe. THIS FUCKING WEBSITE ISNT EVEN SAFE HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF THINGS AROUND HERE? and before you say "oh just use fucking blungovidupload" BUDDY ALL THOSE WEBSITE ARE EITHER FILLED WITH RACISTS OR HAVE AN VIEWERBASE OF LIKE THREE PEOPLE. THERES NO FUCKING WORTHWILE PLACE TO RUN. WE ARE ALL FUCKED. especially me, who was kinda banking on being able to at least hit something on youtube, because i feel like i probably couldn't handle the world as it is without fucking breaking my entire spirit to a depressing extent due to the current state of, like, everything.

its weird to end this incoherent rant on a bleak note, but its true. nothing we do matters in this context. because they hit it big, and they don't care about us. honestly, people say kill them with kindness? i dont get it. we've tried compassion, it doesn't work. i am beyond the need for compassion. i run on spite, anger, and shitposting. at all times.

god gives her shittiest website designs to her most mentally unwell internet history gals

[tinygothgremlin]

No one:

Me trying to figure out if where I live is a town or a village:

[vaultbuggo]

next up on am i genuinely feeling like emotional shit or is just bc i haven't been getting enough sleep part 200