#what's happening with Rita

[laura-de-milf]

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[egophiliac]

Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷

So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)

oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!

and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"

[sabworks]

My submission for the Call Me An April Fool If You Like prompt for @penumbra-creator-collective (Yes, I know it’s not April. We’re playing catch-up)

[meganechan05]

Rita Doodle Dump

[ylceon]

when they poison the waters so u have to take the mermaid home & nurse her back to health (maybe fall in love in the middle) 

[the-writer-mao]

I miss 3 or 4 eps and now they’re

BABIES⁉️⁉️

Y’know i find it very interesting that they’re hitting us with all these classic sentai tropes/formula episodes VERY late into the series, at the same time as writing story-rich episodes.

[harukakitous]

Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger | #15 

Your words have pierced my heart. However... there is no need for worry!

[st4rguy]

cannon

[ajgrey9647]

Play Dress Up

Lyrics: Dreaming of You by Selena

A couple times Drakkon and the Coinless Jason Scott played with costumes.

[funnywormz]

the actual ceo of the whole damn site stalking a trans woman onto other platforms to continue to harass her and be transmisogynistic and then sharing her personal information without consent........... what the fuck is going on. ik there were some memes abt the car hammer thing but this is genuinely disturbing now knowing that if you have a disagreement with the ceo he thinks it's fine to just violate your privacy like that. and doing it to a transfem who has already been facing harassment from other sources as well........... does this dude have any sense of ethics. like at all. this kind of behaviour has gotta be breaking some kind of law. anyways my instagram page (same username as here) is basically my only other active social media and i may consider looking into some of the other sites around or making a neocities because i'm not sure if i wanna keep using this site after this. i probably will bc i have a lot of cool mutuals here but like...... just in case

[laura-de-milf]

6 tickets to Barbie please

[sabworks]

"Juno Steel And The Phantom Of Privacy" bonus episode [NSFW]

Spend a moment with Jet Sikuliaq and experience what life is really like aboard the Carte Blanche in this fan minisode! Here's what the writers wish they could get away with... All donations go towards the Get Jet Headphones Fund.

Attribution (there are some real gems in here):

[meganechan05]

Rita finds a stray puppy (Alt!Himeno) and takes her home while having an internal meltdown trying to figure out what happened.

Meanwhile, in Ishabana

[victorluvsalice]

Happy Birthday Newt!

@dont-offend-the-bees A combination of you telling me that anything cute and Valicey would do as a birthday fic and me knowing that you are still into Saw as a fandom led to this -- Victor and Alice reacting to the first Saw movie, inspired by a couple of posts I saw on your blog before you moved all the Sawposting to The Secret Saw Sideblog! Though the fic is technically Valicer out of necessity, because the only way I could think of to get the pair to watch it was to have it be a Halloween Movie Nights pick by Smiler's friend Thirteen, as per this headcanon post...

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“That is unfair!”

“What’s unfair?” Thirteen asked, looking over at Alice.

“The ending!” Alice said, waving at the slowly-rolling credits on the screen before them. “All Jigsaw said to Adam was that he had to survive until six o’clock, correct? Nothing else? No other secret catches?”

“Don’t ask me,” Victor muttered, hands over his face. “I am actively trying to erase this movie from my mind.”

“There there,” Smiler said, rubbing his back comfortingly. “You’ll be fine – and yeah, ‘survive until six’ was the gist of it,” they added to Alice.

“Well, six o’clock rolled around, and Adam was still alive!” Alice pointed out, stabbing another finger at the TV. “He was wounded, sure, but he was still very much fucking alive! Which means he succeeded! Lawrence was the one who failed in his goal! And yet Lawrence’s the one who gets to crawl off and seek help while Adam gets electrocuted and sentenced to – I guess starving to death in that horrible bathroom? All because he, unsurprisingly, didn’t notice a damn key in his bathtub when he first woke up?”

“You are assuming a lot in thinking Lawrence survived after–” Victor swallowed and shuddered. “After c-cutting off his own f-f-foot.”

“Actually, uh, it’s canon Lawrence survives,” Oblivion put in, sporting a slightly sheepish grin. “He shows up again in Saw 3D.”

“Oh great – when do we watch that one?”

“Don’t worry, we don’t have time for tonight,” Thirteen informed him with a cheeky smirk.

“What, because it’s long?”

“No, because it’s film number seven.”

That finally got Victor to look up. “It’s – wait, what?”

“Yeah, for some reason they decided to name it after the 3D gimmick instead of following the numbering system,” Rita explained, leaning around her girlfriend. “And then films eight and nine are Jigsaw and Spiral respectively, though Spiral’s actually more like a spin-off of the main series–”

“Can I please fully express my annoyance over the fact that Jigsaw killed Adam despite him winning his ‘game’ before we start talking about how this series screwed up its numbering system over halfway through?” Alice cut in, folding her arms and scowling.

“Well, the thing you have to understand about Jigsaw is – he’s a total asshole,” Thirteen reminded her. “He says that his games are to help ‘rehabilitate’ people and make them appreciate life and all that bullshit, sure, but honestly, I believe the dude just wants to torture as many people as he can, both before and after he bites it.”

“I can believe that,” Victor muttered, shivering. Smiler put a comforting arm around him. “And this is probably the least bloody of all the movies, isn’t it?”

“I haven’t seen them all, but I’m pretty sure it is, yes,” Galactica confirmed, giving him a sympathetic look from the other side of Oblivion. “You know, you could have left if you weren’t enjoying it – we wouldn’t have thought any less of you for it.”

“Yeah, I’m shocked you actually sat through the whole thing,” Smiler admitted, giving him a little squeeze.

“I am too, honestly,” Alice said, wrapping her arm around him to do the same. “I’m used to horrors like these – hell, the bathroom looked kind of like one I saw in Rutledge – but I know it’s not your cup of tea.”

“I thought it would be too rude to just get up and leave,” Victor groaned, putting his face in his hands again. “And I kept telling myself, ‘it’s the very first one, it can’t be that bad...’”

“We won’t make you watch any of the others,” Thirteen promised, patting his knee. “I mean, I appreciate you making the effort, but despite appearances, I don’t want you to have nightmares.”

“Thanks.” Victor shook his head. “I know you love that sort of thing, but – it’s just not for me.”

“Me either – especially if John Kramer can’t practice what he preaches,” Alice agreed, glaring at the screen as the DVD menu came up again.

“It’s actually not my favorite series either, if I’m honest,” Thirteen confessed. “I just like this one because of all the hot gay tension between Lawrence and Adam.”

“...there was a surprising amount of that,” Victor allowed.

“Mmm – though given Lawrence is married, he’d better start talking to his wife about either opening the relationship or getting a divorce before he hobbles his way back to that bathroom,” Alice declared.

“You know, I bet there’s a fic like that somewhere on AO3,” Smiler said, pulling out their phone. “Who wants to find a nice domestic AU to help us all decompress?”

[baddingtonbitch]

so the. the brpther and sister. wake up as husband and wife. and their parents wake up. as siblings. and the baby is trapped in the dog? blink 182. guys idk about this one.

[the-dragon-hearted]

24 hours until The Dragon Father Updates...

oh FUCK I nEED to PROOFREAD